<h2 class="p4">CHAPTER XI.<br/> <span class="small">THE BARN-OWL</span></h2>
<p class="pp6q">“<i>In at Tommy Smith’s window the owl has a peep;<br/>
He talks to him wisely, and leaves him asleep.</i>”</p>
<p class="drop-cap04">IT was just the very exact time for a
little boy like Tommy Smith to have
been in bed for about five minutes (your
mother will know <i>what</i> time it was); so,
of course, he <i>had</i> been in bed for about
five minutes, and he wasn’t asleep yet. It
was a beautiful night, the window was
open a little at the top, and Tommy Smith
was looking through it, right away to where
the moon and the stars were shining. All
at once a great white bird flitted across the
window—so silently!—without making any
noise at all. Most birds, you know, make
a swishing with their wings, which you can
hear when you are close to them (sometimes
when a good way off too, like the
peewit), but this bird made none at all.</p>
<p>“Oh!” cried Tommy Smith, “whatever
was that?” As he said this, the great
white bird flew back again, but—just<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[188]</SPAN></span>
fancy!—instead of passing by the window
as it did before, it flew up on to it, and sat
with its head inside the room, looking at
Tommy Smith. “Oh, who are you?” said
Tommy Smith. And yet he knew quite
well that it was an owl. No other bird
could have such great, round eyes, and such
a funny wise-looking face.</p>
<p>The owl sat looking at Tommy Smith
for a little while, and then he said in a very
wise tone of voice, “Guess who I am.”</p>
<p>“I think you are the owl,” said Tommy
Smith.</p>
<p>“That is right,” said the owl. “But what
kind of owl do you think I am?”</p>
<p>“Oh,” said Tommy Smith, “I suppose
you are the owl that says ‘Tu whit, tu
whoo.’”</p>
<p>“I am <i>not</i>,” said the owl very decisively.
“I have never said anything so absurd in
the whole of my life. Why, what does it
mean? Nothing, <i>I</i> should say. It has
simply <i>no</i> meaning. What I <i>do</i> say is
‘Shrirr-r-r-r,’ which is very different, is it
not now?”</p>
<p>“Yes,” said Tommy Smith, “it is very
<i>different</i>, but”—</p>
<p>“Of course it is,” said the owl; “when I<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[189]</SPAN></span>
say <i>that</i>, I feel that I am making a sensible
remark.”</p>
<p>Tommy Smith didn’t think that
“shrirr-r-r-r” was a <i>much</i> more sensible
remark than “tu whit, tu whoo,” but he
thought he had better not say so, as the
owl spoke so positively.</p>
<p>“There are a great many different kinds
of owls in the world, you know,” the barn-owl
continued. “Some are very large, as
large as an eagle, and others are a good
deal smaller than I am. Here, in England,
there are three kinds,—the wood-owl, the
tawny owl (I can’t answer for what <i>they</i>
say), and the barn-owl. Now <i>I</i>, thank
goodness, am a barn-owl. I must ask you
to remember that, because, naturally, I
shouldn’t like to be mistaken for one of
the others.”</p>
<p>“Oh, I’m sure I shall remember it,” said
Tommy Smith, “because”—</p>
<p>“Never mind saying why,” said the owl,
“it would take too long. Well, and were
you surprised to see me?”</p>
<p>“Oh yes, I was a little,” said Tommy
Smith. “I just looked up, and I saw a great
white thing going past the window.”</p>
<p>“I suppose I looked white to you,” said<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[190]</SPAN></span>
the owl; “but that is because <i>you</i> are not
nocturnal, as I am. But, if you were an
owl, like me, you would see that I am not
really white. At anyrate, there is more of
me that isn’t white, than that is. My face
is white, I know,—these beautiful, soft, silky
feathers that make two circles round my
fine dark eyes,—my face-discs they are
called (what a pity you can’t see them
better!), <i>they</i> are white, and very handsome
they look. I am very proud of them, for
I am the only owl in England that has
them. But, after all, my face, though it is
beautiful, is only a small part of me. My
back, which is much larger, is not white at
all, but a light reddish yellow. There,
now you get the moonlight on it nicely.
Such pretty, delicate colouring. What a
pity you are not nocturnal! Then, even
my breast is not quite white. It has some
very pretty grey tints about it. And yet
I am called the ‘white owl,’ as well as the
‘barn-owl,’ and often that name is put first
in books. It is very annoying. The barn-owl
is a good sensible name; for I do know
something about barns, and I am very fond
of catching the mice that live in them.
But why should I be called white, when<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[191]</SPAN></span>
I have such pretty colours? It is one of
my grievances. You know I have a good
many grievances.”</p>
<p>“Have you?” said Tommy Smith. (He
knew what a grievance was; one of those
things that ought never to be made out of
anything.)</p>
<p>“Yes,” said the owl; “and do you know
what I do with them?”</p>
<p>“No,” said Tommy Smith. He didn’t
<i>quite</i> understand what the owl meant.</p>
<p>“Well,” said the owl—“mind, I’m going
to say something very wise now (you know
I’m an owl),—I put up with them.”</p>
<p>“Oh!” said Tommy Smith.</p>
<p>“Yes,” said the owl. “It will take you
a very long time to find out what a wise
remark that was. <i>You</i> couldn’t have made
it, you know; I mean, of course, with the
proper expression. I couldn’t myself <i>once</i>,
when I was only a young owl, but now
that I am grown up, and have a wife and
family to assist me, I can.”</p>
<p>“Oh yes,” said Tommy Smith. (It was
all he could think of to say.)</p>
<p>“You’ve no idea,” the owl went on,
“what a time it takes one to make <i>some</i>
remarks properly. Now take, for instance,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[192]</SPAN></span>
the one, ‘It’s a sad world!’ It <i>seems</i> very
easy, but even if you were to repeat it a
hundred times a day for the next fortnight,
you wouldn’t be able to say it in the way
it ought to be said—like this,” and the owl
snapped his beak, and said it again. “<i>That</i>
sounds <i>convincing</i>,” he remarked; “but as
for a little boy saying it in <i>that</i> way,—no,
no.”</p>
<p>“Is it so <i>very</i> difficult,” said Tommy
Smith.</p>
<p>“Well, it wants help,” said the owl;
“that’s the principal thing. If you were
left to yourself, you’d never manage it; but
first one person helps you, and then
another, until at last—after a good many
years, you know—you get into the way
of it. It’s like shrugging one’s shoulders.
It takes one half a lifetime to do <i>that</i>—<i>well</i>.”</p>
<p>“Does it?” said Tommy Smith.</p>
<p>“Ask your father,” said the owl; “only
you mustn’t expect him to make such a
wise answer as I should, because, of course,
he isn’t an owl, like me.”</p>
<p>Tommy Smith didn’t think the owl had
said anything so <i>very</i> wise, but he had
used a word twice which he didn’t know<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[193]</SPAN></span>
the meaning of, and so he said, “Please,
Mr. Owl, what does being ‘nocturnal’
mean?”</p>
<p>“To be nocturnal,” said the owl, “is to
wake up and see at night, and go to bed
in the daytime, which is what we owls do.”</p>
<p>“Oh yes, I know,” said Tommy Smith;
“and if an owl ever <i>does</i> come out in the
daytime, a lot of little birds fly after him
and”—</p>
<p>“Yes,” said the owl. “It is very grand,
is it not, to be attended in that way?
Common birds have to fly about by themselves,
but, of course, when one is a great
owl, it is natural that people should make
a fuss about one.”</p>
<p>“But, Mr. Owl,” said Tommy Smith (he
really couldn’t help saying this, though he
was afraid the owl might be angry), “don’t
the little birds fly after you because they
don’t like you, and”—</p>
<p>“Dear, dear!” said the owl, “what funny
notions little boys do get into their heads.
Not like me, don’t they? That is very
ungrateful of them, because <i>I</i> like <i>them</i>
very much. Sometimes I like them almost
as much as a mouse, you know. But, after
all, what does it matter whether they like<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[194]</SPAN></span>
me or not? The important thing is to
have a retinue, all the rest is of no consequence.
Why do you suppose”—The
owl stopped all of a sudden, as if he had
just thought of something, and then he
said, “But, perhaps, hearing so many wise
things, one after the other, in such a short
time, may be bad for you,—too much
strain on the brain, you know. What do
you think?”</p>
<p>“Oh, I don’t think it will do me any
harm,” said Tommy Smith.</p>
<p>“Very well,” said the owl; “in the cool
of the night, perhaps, it may not, but I
wouldn’t answer for it in the daytime, if
the sun was at all hot. Well, now do you
suppose that if all the people in the world
who had retinues were to know what their
retinues thought about them, they would
be any the happier for it?”</p>
<p>“I don’t know,” said Tommy Smith.</p>
<p>“Well,” said the owl (I really cannot tell
you how wise he looked as he said this),
“<i>I do</i>.”</p>
<p>“But what <i>is</i> a retinue?” asked Tommy
Smith.</p>
<p>“Oh dear,” said the owl, “I have been
forgetting that I am a wise owl, and that<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[195]</SPAN></span>
you are only a little boy who doesn’t know
long words. A retinue is an <i>entourage</i>,
you know, and”—</p>
<p>“But I don’t know what that word
means either,” said Tommy Smith (and,
indeed, he thought it was rather a more
difficult one than the other).</p>
<p>“Oh dear,” said the owl, “I am forgetting
again. Why, when there are a lot of little
birds, who fly round you and twitter
whenever you come out and show yourself,
that is what I call having a retinue or
an <i>entourage</i>; and, depend upon it, it is
a very grand thing to have. The more
birds there are to twitter about you, the
grander bird <i>you</i> are. But it doesn’t so
much matter <i>what</i> they twitter, and as for
what they <i>think</i>, you had better know
nothing at all about <i>that</i>.”</p>
<p>It was all very well for the owl to talk
in this very wise way, but Tommy Smith
felt sure that the little birds didn’t like him
at all, and only flew round him to annoy
him when he happened to come out in the
daytime. And he didn’t think it was
such a very grand thing to have a retinue
like that. “They would peck at him too,
I daresay, if they weren’t afraid,” he said<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[196]</SPAN></span>
to himself; “and no wonder, if he eats
them.” But he wasn’t quite sure whether
the owl did this or not, so he thought he
had better ask him before feeling angry
with him.</p>
<p>“<i>Do</i> you eat the little birds, Mr. Owl?”
he said.</p>
<p>“Not very often,” the owl answered.
“The fact is, I don’t so <i>very</i> much care
about them. Only, sometimes, when I
want a change of diet, or if they happen
to get in my way, I like to try them.
They can’t complain of <i>that</i>, you know.”</p>
<p>“Why not?” said Tommy Smith.</p>
<p>“They haven’t time,” said the owl.
“You see, I catch them asleep, and by the
time they wake up, they’ve been eaten.”</p>
<p>“I think it’s a great <i>shame</i>,” said Tommy
Smith; “and I think you’re a <i>wicked</i> bird
to do it. You ought to be shot for doing
such things, and when I am grown up, and
have a gun”—</p>
<p>“Wait a bit,” said the owl. “Do you
know what you would be doing if you were
to shoot me? Why, you would be shooting
the most useful bird in the whole
country. You wouldn’t want to do <i>that</i>, I
suppose?”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[197]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Tommy Smith didn’t quite know what
to say to this. “Of course, if you really
<i>are</i> very useful,” he began—</p>
<p>“Well, if you were a farmer,” the owl
went on, “I don’t suppose you would like
to have all your corn, and wheat, and hay,
and everything eaten up by rats and mice,
would you?”</p>
<p>“Oh no,” said Tommy Smith.</p>
<p>“That is what would happen, though, if
it wasn’t for me,” said the owl. “You see,
<i>I</i> eat the rats and mice. They are my
proper food, especially the mice. A full-grown
rat is rather large for me—too large
to swallow whole, at anyrate; and I like to
swallow things whole if I can. But the
mice and the young rats are just the right
size, and you’ve no idea what a lot of them
I eat. I have a very good appetite, I can
tell you, and so have my children. Of
course, I have to feed them as well as
myself, so there is plenty of work for me
to do. Every night I fly round the fields
and farmyards, and when I see a mouse,
or a rat, or a mole, or a shrew-mouse,
down I pounce upon it. Now think how
many owls there are all over the country,
and think what thousands and thousands<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[198]</SPAN></span>
of rats and mice they must catch every
night, and then think what a lot of good
they must do. Or, here is another way.
Think how many rats and mice there are
even now, although there are so many owls
to catch them, and think how much harm
they do, and think how many more there
would be, and how much more harm they
would do if there were no owls to catch
them. That is a lot of thinking is it not?
Well, have you thought of it all?”</p>
<p>“I’ve tried to,” said Tommy Smith.</p>
<p>“It’s difficult, isn’t it?” said the owl.
“It’s all very well to say ‘think,’ but the
fact is, you <i>can’t</i> think what a useful bird
an owl is—and especially a barn-owl. But,
perhaps, you don’t believe me.”</p>
<p>“Oh yes, I do,” said Tommy Smith.
“I always thought that owls killed rats
and mice.”</p>
<p>“You can prove it, if you like,” said the
owl, “and I’ll tell you how. I told you
that I liked to swallow animals whole,
so, of course, everything goes down—fur,
bones, feathers (if it does happen to be a
bird), and all. But I can’t be expected to
digest such things as that, so I have to get
rid of them in some way or other. Well,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[199]</SPAN></span>
what do I do? Why, I bring them all up
again in pellets about the size and shape
of a potato.”</p>
<p>“Oh, but potatoes are of different sizes
and shapes,” said Tommy Smith.</p>
<p>“<i>I</i> mean a smallish-sized oblong potato,”
said the owl. “That is what my pellets
look like, only they are of a greyish sort
of colour. Sometimes they are quite
silvery.”</p>
<p>“How funny!” said Tommy Smith.</p>
<p>“How pretty, I suppose you mean,”
said the owl. “Yes, they <i>are</i> pretty.
Now, if you look about under the trees
in the fields where I have been sitting,
you will see these pretty pellets of mine
lying on the grass. Pick them up and
pull them to pieces, and you will find that
they are nothing but the fur, and skulls,
and bones of mice, and shrew-mice, and
young rats. Sometimes the skull and beak
of a bird will be there, and then it will
almost always be a sparrow’s. Sparrows
are a nuisance, you know, because there
are too many of them. But, as for mice,
there will be three or four of them in
every pellet (you can count them by the
skulls), and you know what a nuisance<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[200]</SPAN></span>
<i>they</i> are. Let anyone who is not quite
sure whether I am a useful bird or not
look at my pellets. Then he’ll know, and
if he shoots me after that, he must either
be very stupid, or very wicked, or both.
Well, do you still mean to shoot me when
you grow up?”</p>
<p>“Oh no,” said Tommy Smith, “I never
will, now that I know how useful you are,
and what a lot of good you do.”</p>
<p>The owl looked very pleased at this, so
Tommy Smith thought he would take the
opportunity to ask his advice about something
which had been puzzling him a good
deal. “Please, Mr. Owl,” he said, “I promised
the rat not to kill him any more. But, if rats
and mice do such a lot of harm, oughtn’t I
to kill them whenever I can?”</p>
<p>“Certainly not,” said the owl. “A little
boy should be kind to animals, and not
trouble his head about anything else. No,
no; be kind to animals and leave the rats
and mice to <i>me</i>.” That was the wise owl’s
advice to Tommy Smith, and <i>I</i> think it
was very good advice.</p>
<p>“Where do you live, Mr. Owl?” (that
was the next question that Tommy Smith
asked). “I suppose it is in the woods.”</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[201]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>“No,” the owl answered. “Barn-owls
do not live in the woods. The tawny-owls
and the wood-owls do. Woods are good
enough for them, but we like to have more
comfortable surroundings. We don’t object
to trees, of course. A nice hollow tree is
a great comfort, and I, for one, could not
do without it. But it must be within a
reasonable distance of a village, and the
closer it is to a church, the better I like it.”</p>
<p>“Do you, Mr. Owl,” said Tommy Smith.</p>
<p>“Yes,” said the owl. “I don’t mind
how far I am from a railway station or
even a post office, but the church <i>must</i> be
near.”</p>
<p>“I suppose you like to sit in the tower,
Mr. Owl,” said Tommy Smith.</p>
<p>“I should think so,” said the owl; “the
belfry is there, you know, and I am so
fond of that. It is so nice to sit in one’s
belfry and think of one’s barns, and farms,
and haystacks. And then, when the bells
ring, you can’t think what fun that is—especially
on the first day of January
when they ring in the New Year. I get
quite excited then, and I give a scream,
and throw myself off the old tower, and fly
round it, and whoop and shriek until I<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[202]</SPAN></span>
seem to be one of the mad bells myself.
For they <i>are</i> mad then, you know. They
go mad once every year—on New Year’s
day. People come out to listen sometimes.
They look up into the air, and
say, ‘Hark! There they go. It is the
New Year now. They are ringing it in.’
Then all at once the bells stop ringing,
and it is all over; the New Year has been
rung in. But what there is new about it
is more than <i>I</i> can say, wise as I am. It
all seems to go on just the same as before,
and sometimes I wonder what all the fuss
has been about. I have never been able
to see any difference myself between the
last minute of the thirty-first of December
and the first minute of the first of January.
On a cold rainy night especially, they seem
very much alike. But, of course, there
must <i>be</i> a difference, or the bells wouldn’t
ring as they do.”</p>
<p>“Oh, they ring because it’s the new
year, Mr. Owl,” said Tommy Smith.</p>
<p>“Yes, that’s it,” said the owl; “but I
should never have found it out without
them.”</p>
<p>Tommy Smith began to think that
the owl couldn’t be so <i>very</i> wise after<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[203]</SPAN></span>
all, or surely he would have known the
difference between the old year and the
new year. He was going to explain it
to him thoroughly, but he was getting
rather sleepy by this time, and it is
difficult to explain things when one is
sleepy.</p>
<p>So he didn’t, and the owl went on
with, “Oh yes, we love churches, we
owls do. We have our nests there, you
know, and we could not find a safer
place to make them in. Anywhere else
we might be disturbed and rudely treated,
for people are not nearly so polite to us
as they ought to be. But we are always
safe in a church, for no one would be
so wicked as to annoy us there. Besides,
a church is a wonderful place to hide
in. People pass by it, and come into
it, and sit down and go out again,
without having any idea that we are
there, and have been there all the time.
They never think of that.”</p>
<p>“What part of the church do you
build your nest in, Mr. Owl?” said Tommy
Smith.</p>
<p>“Oh, that is in the belfry too,” said
the owl. “The belfry is my part of the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[204]</SPAN></span>
church. I think it must have been built
for me, it suits me so well. I am called
the belfry-owl sometimes, and that is a
very good name for me too. But now
don’t ask me any more questions, because
you are getting sleepy, and I have something
to tell you before you go to sleep.”</p>
<p>And then the owl told all about the
grand meeting that the animals had held
in the woods, and all that they had said
to each other, and what they had decided
to do to try and make Tommy Smith a
better boy to animals, and how, at first,
they had wanted to hurt him (or even
to kill him), because they were so angry
with him, until the owl had persuaded
them not to. It was all the wise owl’s
doing. <i>He</i> knew that the best way to
make a little boy kind to animals was
to teach him something about them;
and who could teach him so well as
the animals themselves?</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[205]</SPAN></span></p>
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