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<h1 align="center">CHAPTER V</h1>
<h2 align="center">THE CAPTAIN AND THE LAMB</h2>
<p>For a few seconds Arnold did not know what to answer.
One of the hard, dried beans had struck him on the
nose, and, while it did not hurt very much, it made
his eyes water and he could not see what was happening.</p>
<p>But the beans kept on falling about the porch, and
one struck a Tin Soldier and knocked him over. This
Soldier was a very small chap. He was, in fact, the
drummer boy.</p>
<p>“But who is shooting the beans at us?”
cried Mirabell, as she lay down on the porch behind
her Lamb on Wheels.</p>
<p>“I don’t know who is pegging beans at
us,” said Arnold, looking around and out toward
the street. “It isn’t my Soldiers, for
their tin guns can only make believe shoot.”</p>
<p>Just then some shouts were heard and more beans came
rattling across the porch, some, once more, hitting
the Lamb, Arnold, and the Tin Soldiers.</p>
<p>“Oh, look, Arnold!” suddenly called his
sister. “I see who is doing it!”</p>
<p>“Who?” he asked.</p>
<p>“A lot of rough boys! Look! They, have bean-blowers!”</p>
<p>As she spoke more shouts sounded and more beans came
flying swiftly over the porch.</p>
<p>“Shoot the Tin Soldiers! Shoot the Tin Soldiers!”
cried the rough boys. There were three of them, and,
as Mirabell had said, they had long tin bean, or putty,
blowers. They were blowing the beans at the boy and
his sister on the porch.</p>
<p>Rattle and bang went the hard dried beans, but the
Bold Tin Soldier Captain and his men stood bravely
up under the shower of bean bullets. The Red Cross
Nurse Doll was brave, too, and did not run away, while
the Lamb on Wheels stood on her wooden platform and
never so much as blinked an eye as bean after bean
struck her.</p>
<p>“Shoot the Tin Soldiers! Shoot the woolly Lamb!”
cried the bad boys, as they, blew more beans.</p>
<p>“Here! You stop shooting beans at us!”
cried Arnold. “Do you hear me? You stop it!”</p>
<p>“Ho! Ho! We won’t stop for you! You can’t
make us!” shouted the boys, and they were going
to blow more beans, but just then Patrick, the gardener
next door, came along with some seeds he had been down
to the store to buy.</p>
<p>“Patrick!” called Mirabell.</p>
<p>Patrick saw the bad boys blowing beans at Mirabell
and Arnold, and, with a shout, the gardener chased
the unpleasant lads away.</p>
<p>“Be off out of here and let my children alone!”
cried Patrick, for he considered Dorothy and Dick
and Arnold and Mirabell as his special “children,”
and was always watching to see that no harm came to
them. And once Patrick had saved the Lamb on Wheels,
as you may read in the book written specially about
that toy.</p>
<p>“Did they hurt you, Mirabell or Arnold?”
asked the gardener, as he came back from chasing the
boys.</p>
<p>“No, thank you, not much,” Arnold answered.
“One bean struck me on the nose, but it didn’t
hurt–hardly any.”</p>
<p>“And one bean knocked over one of your Soldiers,
Arnold,” said Mirabell.</p>
<p>“He’s the drummer boy–I guess he isn’t
hurt any,” returned the boy, and he set the
Tin Drummer on his feet again.</p>
<p>“Well, well! You have a fine regiment of soldiers,
there!” said Patrick. “A fine regiment.
What are you going to do with ’em, Arnold?”</p>
<p>“We’re going to have a make-believe battle,
now that the boys with the beans have gone away,”
Arnold replied.</p>
<p>“And my Wooden Doll is going to be a Bed Cross
Nurse,” added Mirabell. “And if any of
the Soldiers get hurt I’ll give them a ride
on the back of my Lamb.”</p>
<p>“Oh, sure and you’ll have dandy times!”
laughed Patrick.</p>
<p>Then Arnold and Mirabell had fun playing on the porch
with the Tin Soldiers, the wooden cannon, the Doll
and the Lamb on Wheels. Back and forth Arnold marched
his two companies of Soldiers, firing the make-believe
guns in regular bang-bang style.</p>
<p>Sometimes he would pretend a Soldier was wounded,
though, of course, none of them really was, and Mirabell
would make the Red Cross Nurse Doll look after the
injured. And when the battle was nearly over Arnold
made believe that a dozen or more of his Tin Soldiers
were hurt.</p>
<p>“Oh, my Doll nurse can’t look after so
many hurt soldiers!” objected the little girl.
“There’s too many!”</p>
<p>“Put ’em on the back of your Lamb and
make believe it’s an ambulance,” said
Arnold, and Mirabell did this.</p>
<p>So the two children continued to play together with
Arnold’s new soldier toys. And then, just as
the last bang-bang gun was fired, Susan, the jolly,
good-natured cook, called:</p>
<p>“Come, children! I have a little pie I baked
especially for you two. It is just out of the oven!
Come and get some while it is hot!”</p>
<p>And you may well believe that Mirabell and Arnold
did not wait–they ran at once, leaving their toys
on the porch.</p>
<p>“Well, now we have a chance to rest,”
said the Bold Tin Soldier Captain to his men. “Whew!
that battle was surely as lively as the one we had
in the store the other night.”</p>
<p>“I should say so!” agreed the Sergeant.
“The bayonet on my gun is bent.”</p>
<p>“Well, that shows you have been to war,”
said the Captain. “And now we must thank the
Red Cross Doll and the Lamb on Wheels for what they
did for us during the make-believe fight.”</p>
<p>“Oh, I didn’t do much,” cried the
Wooden Doll, with a laugh. “None of you was
really hurt, you know.”</p>
<p>“That is true,” agreed the Captain. “But
if we had really been wounded you would have helped
us, I am sure.”</p>
<p>“Yes,” admitted the Doll, “I surely
would.”</p>
<p>“And I was only too glad to have you ride on
my back,” said the Lamb on Wheels. “It
is so good to meet you again, Captain,” she went
on. “Quite like old times. We have a few minutes
now, while the children are away, getting their pie.
Do tell me what happened to the Calico Clown.”</p>
<p>“His trousers were burned,” said the Captain.
“And because Arnold bought me and my men I had
to leave the store before I could see the new trousers
the girl was going to make. But I’ll tell you
all about it,” and the Bold Tin Soldier did.</p>
<p>“Did he ever tell the answer to that riddle
of what it is that makes more noise than a pig under
a gate?” asked the Lamb.</p>
<p>“No, he never did,” said the Captain.
“I meant to ask him, but I came away in a hurry,
you see.”</p>
<p>“Yes, we toys don’t generally have much
say as to what we shall or shall not do,” bleated
the Lamb. “I have been puzzling over that riddle
myself.”</p>
<p>“The next time I see the Calico Clown I will
ask him the answer,” declared the Captain. “There
is no need of making such a secret about it. But,
speaking of the store, it was lonesome there after
you and the Sawdust Doll and the White Rocking Horse
came away.”</p>
<p>“Really? Did you miss me?” asked the Lamb.</p>
<p>“Indeed we did,” declared the Captain.
“And, in a way, I am glad I was bought and brought
away. One reason is that now I may have some adventures,
and another reason is that I have seen you again.”</p>
<p>“It is very nice of you to say that,”
said the Lamb.</p>
<p>“Is there any chance of seeing the Sawdust Doll
or the White Rocking Horse again?” asked the
Captain.</p>
<p>“Yes, indeed! Every chance in the world,”
was the Lamb’s answer. “Why, they only
live next door. The Sawdust Doll belongs to a little
girl named Dorothy, and the White Rocking Horse to
a boy named Dick.”</p>
<p>Then the Wooden Doll, who was a Red Cross Nurse, the
Lamb on Wheels and the Bold Tin Soldier and his Tin
Men talked together for some little time longer, while
Arnold and Mirabell were in the kitchen eating the
pie Susan had so kindly baked for them.</p>
<p>All of a sudden, as the Lamb was telling the Soldier
some of her adventures, and how she had floated downstream
on a raft, something fluttered down out of a tree
near the porch, and the Lamb cried:</p>
<p>“Ouch!”</p>
<p>“What is the matter?” asked the Bold Tin
Soldier. “Did a bee sting you?”</p>
<p>“No, that was a bird!” bleated the Lamb
on Wheels. “And did you see what he did?”</p>
<p>“No! what?” asked the Soldier.</p>
<p>“Why, that bird flew right down out of a tree
and grabbed a beak full of wool off my back,”
went on the Lamb. “Gracious, how he pulled!”</p>
<p>And while the Captain was getting ready to say something,
down flew the bird again, and he plucked another beak
full of loose, soft wool, pulling it from the Lamb’s
back.</p>
<p>“Ouch! Oh, how you pull! Please stop!”
bleated the Lamb.</p>
<p>The Bold Tin Soldier drew his sword.</p>
<p>“Look here, Mr. Bird!” cried the Captain.
“I do not want to hurt you, but I can not allow
you to pull wool from the back of my friend, Miss
Lamb. You must stop it, or I will drive you away with
my shiny, tin sword, as I drove away the bad rat that
wanted to nibble the ears of the Candy Rabbit! Stop
it, Mr. Bird!”</p>
<p>“Tweet! Tweet! Tweet!” chirped the Bird.
“Please let me pull some more wool from your
back, Miss Lamb,” and he fluttered in the air
with his beak wide open, while the Bold Tin Soldier,
with drawn sword, took a step forward.</p>
<p>What was going to happen?</p>
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