<h2><SPAN name="chap26"></SPAN> CHAPTER XXVI</h2>
<p>On the stroke of the hour when Ripton Thompson was accustomed to consult his
gold watch for practical purposes, and sniff freedom and the forthcoming
dinner, a burglarious foot entered the clerk’s office where he sat, and a
man of a scowling countenance, who looked a villain, and whom he was afraid he
knew, slid a letter into his hands, nodding that it would be prudent for him to
read, and be silent. Ripton obeyed in alarm. Apparently the contents of the
letter relieved his conscience; for he reached down his hat, and told Mr.
Beazley to inform his father that he had business of pressing importance in the
West, and should meet him at the station. Mr. Beazley zealously waited upon the
paternal Thompson without delay, and together making their observations from
the window, they beheld a cab of many boxes, into which Ripton darted and was
followed by one in groom’s dress. It was Saturday, the day when Ripton
gave up his law-readings, magnanimously to bestow himself upon his family, and
Mr. Thompson liked to have his son’s arm as he walked down to the
station; but that third glass of Port which always stood for his second, and
the groom’s suggestion of aristocratic acquaintances, prevented Mr.
Thompson from interfering: so Ripton was permitted to depart.</p>
<p>In the cab Ripton made a study of the letter he held. It had the preciseness of
an imperial mandate.</p>
<p class="letter">
“Dear Ripton,—You are to get lodgings for a lady immediately. Not a
word to a soul. Then come along with Tom.</p>
<p class="right">
R.D.F.”</p>
<p>“Lodgings for a lady!” Ripton meditated aloud: “What sort of
lodgings? Where am I to get lodgings? Who’s the lady?—I say!”
he addressed the mysterious messenger. “So you’re Tom Bakewell, are
you, Tom?”</p>
<p>Tom grinned his identity.</p>
<p>“Do you remember the rick, Tom? Ha! ha! We got out of that neatly. We
might all have been transported, though. I could have convicted you, Tom, safe!
It’s no use coming across a practised lawyer. Now tell me.” Ripton
having flourished his powers, commenced his examination: “Who’s
this lady?”</p>
<p>“Better wait till you see Mr. Richard, sir,” Tom resumed his scowl
to reply.</p>
<p>“Ah!” Ripton acquiesced. “Is she young, Tom?”</p>
<p>Tom said she was not old.</p>
<p>“Handsome, Tom?”</p>
<p>“Some might think one thing, some another,” Tom said.</p>
<p>“And where does she come from now?” asked Ripton, with the friendly
cheerfulness of a baffled counsellor.</p>
<p>“Comes from the country, sir.”</p>
<p>“A friend of the family, I suppose? a relation?”</p>
<p>Ripton left this insinuating query to be answered by a look. Tom’s face
was a dead blank.</p>
<p>“Ah!” Ripton took a breath, and eyed the mask opposite him.
“Why, you’re quite a scholar, Tom! Mr. Richard is well. All right
at home?”</p>
<p>“Come to town this mornin’ with his uncle,” said Tom.
“All well, thank ye, sir.”</p>
<p>“Ha!” cried Ripton, more than ever puzzled, “now I see. You
all came to town to-day, and these are your boxes outside. So, so! But Mr.
Richard writes for me to get lodgings for a lady. There must be some
mistake—he wrote in a hurry. He wants lodgings for you
all—eh?”</p>
<p>“’M sure I d’n know what he wants,” said Tom.
“You’d better go by the letter, sir.”</p>
<p>Ripton re-consulted that document. “‘Lodgings for a lady, and then
come along with Tom. Not a word to a soul.’ I say! that looks
like—but he never cared for them. You don’t mean to say, Tom,
he’s been running away with anybody?”</p>
<p>Tom fell back upon his first reply: “Better wait till ye see Mr. Richard,
sir,” and Ripton exclaimed: “Hanged if you ain’t the tightest
witness I ever saw! I shouldn’t like to have you in a box. Some of you
country fellows beat any number of cockneys. You do!”</p>
<p>Tom received the compliment stubbornly on his guard, and Ripton, as nothing was
to be got out of him, set about considering how to perform his friend’s
injunctions; deciding firstly, that a lady fresh from the country ought to
lodge near the parks, in which direction he told the cabman to drive. Thus,
unaware of his high destiny, Ripton joined the hero, and accepted his character
in the New Comedy.</p>
<p>It is, nevertheless, true that certain favoured people do have beneficent omens
to prepare them for their parts when the hero is in full career, so that they
really may be nerved to meet him; ay, and to check him in his course, had they
that signal courage. For instance, Mrs. Elizabeth Berry, a ripe and wholesome
landlady of advertised lodgings, on the borders of Kensington, noted, as she
sat rocking her contemplative person before the parlour fire this very March
afternoon, a supernatural tendency in that fire to burn all on one side: which
signifies that a wedding approaches the house. Why—who shall say? Omens
are as impassable as heroes. It may be because in these affairs the fire is
thought to be all on one side. Enough that the omen exists, and spoke its
solemn warning to the devout woman. Mrs. Berry, in her circle, was known as a
certificated lecturer against the snares of matrimony. Still that was no reason
why she should not like a wedding. Expectant, therefore, she watched the one
glowing cheek of Hymen, and with pleasing tremours beheld a cab of many boxes
draw up by her bit of garden, and a gentleman emerge from it in the set of
consulting an advertisement paper. The gentleman required lodgings for a lady.
Lodgings for a lady Mrs. Berry could produce, and a very roseate smile for a
gentleman; so much so that Ripton forgot to ask about the terms, which made the
landlady in Mrs. Berry leap up to embrace him as the happy man. But her
experienced woman’s eye checked her enthusiasm. He had not the air of a
bridegroom: he did not seem to have a weight on his chest, or an itch to
twiddle everything with his fingers. At any rate, he was not the bridegroom for
whom omens fly abroad. Promising to have all ready for the lady within an hour,
Mrs. Berry fortified him with her card, curtsied him back to his cab, and
floated him off on her smiles.</p>
<p>The remarkable vehicle which had woven this thread of intrigue through London
streets, now proceeded sedately to finish its operations. Ripton was landed at
a hotel in Westminster. Ere he was halfway up the stairs, a door opened, and
his old comrade in adventure rushed down. Richard allowed no time for
salutations. “Have you done it?” was all he asked. For answer
Ripton handed him Mrs. Berry’s card. Richard took it, and left him
standing there. Five minutes elapsed, and then Ripton heard the gracious rustle
of feminine garments above. Richard came a little in advance, leading and
half-supporting a figure in a black-silk mantle and small black straw bonnet;
young—that was certain, though she held her veil so close he could hardly
catch the outlines of her face; girlishly slender, and sweet and simple in
appearance. The hush that came with her, and her soft manner of moving, stirred
the silly youth to some of those ardours that awaken the Knight of Dames in our
bosoms. He felt that he would have given considerable sums for her to lift her
veil. He could see that she was trembling—perhaps weeping. It was the
master of her fate she clung to. They passed him without speaking. As she went
by, her head passively bent, Ripton had a glimpse of noble tresses and a lovely
neck; great golden curls hung loosely behind, pouring from under her bonnet.
She looked a captive borne to the sacrifice. What Ripton, after a sight of
those curls, would have given for her just to lift her veil an instant and
strike him blind with beauty, was, fortunately for his exchequer, never
demanded of him. And he had absolutely been composing speeches as he came along
in the cab! gallant speeches for the lady, and sly congratulatory ones for his
friend, to be delivered as occasion should serve, that both might know him a
man of the world, and be at their ease. He forgot the smirking immoralities he
had revelled in. This was clearly serious. Ripton did not require to be told
that his friend was in love, and meant that life and death business called
marriage, parents and guardians consenting or not.</p>
<p>Presently Richard returned to him, and said hurriedly, “I want you now to
go to my uncle at our hotel. Keep him quiet till I come. Say I had to see
you—say anything. I shall be there by the dinner hour. Rip! I must talk
to you alone after dinner.”</p>
<p>Ripton feebly attempted to reply that he was due at home. He was very curious
to hear the plot of the New Comedy; and besides, there was Richard’s face
questioning him sternly and confidently for signs of unhesitating obedience. He
finished his grimaces by asking the name and direction of the hotel. Richard
pressed his hand. It is much to obtain even that recognition of our devotion
from the hero.</p>
<p>Tom Bakewell also received his priming, and, to judge by his chuckles and
grins, rather appeared to enjoy the work cut out for him. In a few minutes they
had driven to their separate destinations; Ripton was left to the unusual
exercise of his fancy. Such is the nature of youth and its thirst for romance,
that only to act as a subordinate is pleasant. When one unfurls the standard of
defiance to parents and guardians, he may be sure of raising a lawless troop of
adolescent ruffians, born rebels, to any amount. The beardless crew know that
they have not a chance of pay; but what of that when the rosy prospect of
thwarting their elders is in view? Though it is to see another eat the
Forbidden Fruit, they will run all his risks with him. Gaily Ripton took rank
as lieutenant in the enterprise, and the moment his heart had sworn the oaths,
he was rewarded by an exquisite sense of the charms of existence. London
streets wore a sly laugh to him. He walked with a dandified heel. The generous
youth ogled aristocratic carriages, and glanced intimately at the ladies,
overflowingly happy. The crossing-sweepers blessed him. He hummed lively tunes,
he turned over old jokes in his mouth unctuously, he hugged himself, he had a
mind to dance down Piccadilly, and all because a friend of his was running away
with a pretty girl, and he was in the secret.</p>
<p>It was only when he stood on the doorstep of Richard’s hotel, that his
jocund mood was a little dashed by remembering that he had then to commence the
duties of his office, and must fabricate a plausible story to account for what
he knew nothing about—a part that the greatest of sages would find it
difficult to perform. The young, however, whom sages well may envy, seldom fail
in lifting their inventive faculties to the level of their spirits, and two
minutes of Hippias’s angry complaints against the friend he serenely
inquired for, gave Ripton his cue.</p>
<p>“We’re in the very street—within a stone’s-throw of the
house, and he jumps like a harlequin out of my cab into another; he must be
mad—that boy’s got madness in him!—and carries off all the
boxes—my dinner-pills, too! and keeps away the whole of the day, though
he promised to go to the doctor, and had a dozen engagements with me,”
said Hippias, venting an enraged snarl to sum up his grievances.</p>
<p>Ripton at once told him that the doctor was not at home.</p>
<p>“Why, you don’t mean to say he’s been to the doctor?”
Hippias cried out.</p>
<p>“He has called on him twice, sir,” said Ripton, expressively.
“On leaving me he was going a third time. I shouldn’t wonder
that’s what detains him—he’s so determined.”</p>
<p>By fine degrees Ripton ventured to grow circumstantial, saying that
Richard’s case was urgent and required immediate medical advice; and that
both he and his father were of opinion Richard should not lose an hour in
obtaining it.</p>
<p>“He’s alarmed about himself,” said Ripton, and tapped his
chest.</p>
<p>Hippias protested he had never heard a word from his nephew of any physical
affliction.</p>
<p>“He was afraid of making you anxious, I think, sir.”</p>
<p>Algernon Feverel and Richard came in while he was hammering at the alphabet to
recollect the first letter of the doctor’s name. They had met in the hall
below, and were laughing heartily as they entered the room. Ripton jumped up to
get the initiative.</p>
<p>“Have you seen the doctor?” he asked, significantly plucking at
Richard’s fingers.</p>
<p>Richard was all abroad at the question.</p>
<p>Algernon clapped him on the back. “What the deuce do you want with
doctor, boy?”</p>
<p>The solid thump awakened him to see matters as they were. “Oh, ay! the
doctor!” he said, smiling frankly at his lieutenant. “Why, he tells
me he’d back me to do Milo’s trick in a week from the present
day.—Uncle,” he came forward to Hippias, “I hope you’ll
excuse me for running off as I did. I was in a hurry. I left something at the
railway. This stupid Rip thinks I went to the doctor about myself. The fact
was, I wanted to fetch the doctor to see you here—so that you might have
no trouble, you know. You can’t bear the sight of his instruments and
skeletons—I’ve heard you say so. You said it set all your marrow in
revolt—‘fried your marrow,’ I think were the words, and made
you see twenty thousand different ways of sliding down to the chambers of the
Grim King. Don’t you remember?”</p>
<p>Hippias emphatically did not remember, and he did not believe the story.
Irritation at the mad ravishment of his pill-box rendered him incredulous. As
he had no means of confuting his nephew, all he could do safely to express his
disbelief in him, was to utter petulant remarks on his powerlessness to appear
at the dinner-table that day: upon which—Berry just then trumpeting
dinner—Algernon seized one arm of the Dyspepsy, and Richard another, and
the laughing couple bore him into the room where dinner was laid, Ripton
sniggering in the rear, the really happy man of the party.</p>
<p>They had fun at the dinner-table. Richard would have it; and his gaiety, his
by-play, his princely superiority to truth and heroic promise of overriding all
our laws, his handsome face, the lord and possessor of beauty that he looked,
as it were a star shining on his forehead, gained the old complete mastery over
Ripton, who had been, mentally at least, half patronizing him till then,
because he knew more of London and life, and was aware that his friend now
depended upon him almost entirely.</p>
<p>After a second circle of the claret, the hero caught his lieutenant’s eye
across the table, and said:</p>
<p>“We must go out and talk over that law-business, Rip, before you go. Do
you think the old lady has any chance?”</p>
<p>“Not a bit!” said Ripton, authoritatively.</p>
<p>“But it’s worth fighting—eh, Rip?”</p>
<p>“Oh, certainly!” was Ripton’s mature opinion.</p>
<p>Richard observed that Ripton’s father seemed doubtful. Ripton cited his
father’s habitual caution. Richard made a playful remark on the necessity
of sometimes acting in opposition to fathers. Ripton agreed to it—in
certain cases.</p>
<p>“Yes, yes! in certain cases,” said Richard.</p>
<p>“Pretty legal morality, gentlemen!” Algernon interjected; Hippias
adding: “And lay, too!”</p>
<p>The pair of uncles listened further to the fictitious dialogue, well kept up on
both sides, and in the end desired a statement of the old lady’s
garrulous case; Hippias offering to decide what her chances were in law, and
Algernon to give a common-sense judgment.</p>
<p>“Rip will tell you,” said Richard, deferentially signalling the
lawyer. “I’m a bad hand at these matters. Tell them how it stands,
Rip.”</p>
<p>Ripton disguised his excessive uneasiness under endeavours to right his
position on his chair, and, inwardly praying speed to the claret jug to come
and strengthen his wits, began with a careless aspect: “Oh, nothing!
She—very curious old character! She—a—wears a wig.
She—a—very curious old character indeed! She—a—quite
the old style. There’s no doing anything with her!” and Ripton took
a long breath to relieve himself after his elaborate fiction.</p>
<p>“So it appears,” Hippias commented, and Algernon asked:
“Well? and about her wig? Somebody stole it?” while Richard, whose
features were grim with suppressed laughter, bade the narrator continue.</p>
<p>Ripton lunged for the claret jug. He had got an old lady like an oppressive
bundle on his brain, and he was as helpless as she was. In the pangs of
ineffectual authorship his ideas shot at her wig, and then at her one
characteristic of extreme obstinacy, and tore back again at her wig, but she
would not be animated. The obstinate old thing would remain a bundle. Law
studies seemed light in comparison with this tremendous task of changing an old
lady from a doll to a human creature. He flung off some claret, perspired
freely, and, with a mental tribute to the cleverness of those author fellows,
recommenced: “Oh, nothing! She—Richard knows her better than I
do—an old lady—somewhere down in Suffolk. I think we had better
advise her not to proceed. The expenses of litigation are enormous! She—I
think we had better advise her to stop short, and not make any scandal.”</p>
<p>“And not make any scandal!” Algernon took him up. “Come,
come! there’s something more than a wig, then?”</p>
<p>Ripton was commanded to proceed, whether she did or no. The luckless fictionist
looked straight at his pitiless leader, and blurted out dubiously,
“She—there’s a daughter.”</p>
<p>“Born with effort!” ejaculated Hippias. “Must give her pause
after that! and I’ll take the opportunity to stretch my length on the
sofa. Heigho! that’s true what Austin says: ‘The general prayer
should be for a full stomach, and the individual for one that works well; for
on that basis only are we a match for temporal matters, and able to contemplate
eternal.’ Sententious, but true. I gave him the idea, though! Take care
of your stomachs, boys! and if ever you hear of a monument proposed to a
scientific cook or gastronomic doctor, send in your subscriptions. Or say to
him while he lives, Go forth, and be a Knight! Ha! They have a good cook at
this house. He suits me better than ours at Raynham. I almost wish I had
brought my manuscript to town, I feel so much better. Aha! I didn’t
expect to digest at all without my regular incentive. I think I shall give it
up.—What do you say to the theatre to-night, boys!”</p>
<p>Richard shouted, “Bravo, uncle!”</p>
<p>“Let Mr. Thompson finish first,” said Algernon. “I want to
hear the conclusion of the story. The old girl has a wig and a daughter.
I’ll swear somebody runs away with one of the two! Fill your glass, Mr.
Thompson, and forward!”</p>
<p>“So somebody does,” Ripton received his impetus. “And
they’re found in town together,” he made a fresh jerk.
“She—a—that is, the old lady—found them in
company.”</p>
<p>“She finds him with her wig on in company!” said Algernon.
“Capital! Here’s matter for the lawyers!”</p>
<p>“And you advise her not to proceed, under such circumstances of
aggravation?” Hippias observed, humorously twinkling with his stomachic
contentment.</p>
<p>“It’s the daughter,” Ripton sighed, and surrendering to
pressure, hurried on recklessly, “A runaway match—beautiful
girl!—the only son of a baronet—married by special licence.
A—the point is,” he now brightened and spoke from his own element,
“the point is whether the marriage can be annulled, as she’s of the
Catholic persuasion and he’s a Protestant, and they’re both married
under age. That’s the point.”</p>
<p>Having come to the point he breathed extreme relief, and saw things more
distinctly; not a little amazed at his leader’s horrified face.</p>
<p>The two elders were making various absurd inquiries, when Richard sent his
chair to the floor, crying, “What a muddle you’re in, Rip!
You’re mixing half-a-dozen stories together. The old lady I told you
about was old Dame Bakewell, and the dispute was concerning a neighbour of hers
who encroached on her garden, and I said I’d pay the money to see her
righted!”</p>
<p>“Ah,” said Ripton, humbly, “I was thinking of the other. Her
garden! Cabbages don’t interest me”—</p>
<p>“Here, come along,” Richard beckoned to him savagely.
“I’ll be back in five minutes, uncle,” he nodded coolly to
either.</p>
<p>The young men left the room. In the hall-passage they met Berry, dressed to
return to Raynham. Richard dropped a helper to the intelligence into his hand,
and warned him not to gossip much of London. Berry bowed perfect discreetness.</p>
<p>“What on earth induced you to talk about Protestants and Catholics
marrying, Rip?” said Richard, as soon as they were in the street.</p>
<p>“Why,” Ripton answered, “I was so hard pushed for it,
’pon my honour, I didn’t know what to say. I ain’t an author,
you know; I can’t make a story. I was trying to invent a point, and I
couldn’t think of any other, and I thought that was just the point likely
to make a jolly good dispute. Capital dinners they give at those crack hotels.
Why did you throw it all upon me? I didn’t begin on the old lady.”</p>
<p>The hero mused, “It’s odd! It’s impossible you could have
known! I’ll tell you why, Rip! I wanted to try you. You fib well at long
range, but you don’t do at close quarters and single combat. You’re
good behind walls, but not worth a shot in the open. I just see what
you’re fit for. You’re staunch—that I am certain of. You
always were. Lead the way to one of the parks—down in that direction. You
know?—where she is!”</p>
<p>Ripton led the way. His dinner had prepared this young Englishman to defy the
whole artillery of established morals. With the muffled roar of London around
them, alone in a dark slope of green, the hero, leaning on his henchman, and
speaking in a harsh clear undertone, delivered his explanations. Doubtless the
true heroic insignia and point of view will be discerned, albeit in common
private’s uniform.</p>
<p>“They’ve been plotting against me for a year, Rip! When you see
her, you’ll know what it was to have such a creature taken away from you.
It nearly killed me. Never mind what she is. She’s the most perfect and
noble creature God ever made! It’s not only her beauty—I
don’t care so much about that!—but when you’ve once seen her,
she seems to draw music from all the nerves of your body; but she’s such
an angel. I worship her. And her mind’s like her face. She’s pure
gold. There, you’ll see her to-night.</p>
<p>“Well,” he pursued, after inflating Ripton with this rapturous
prospect, “they got her away, and I recovered. It was Mister
Adrian’s work. What’s my father’s objection to her? Because
of her birth? She’s educated; her manners are beautiful—full of
refinement—quick and soft! Can they show me one of their ladies like
her?—she’s the daughter of a naval lieutenant! Because she’s
a Catholic? What has religion to do with”—he pronounced
“Love!” a little modestly—as it were a blush in his voice.</p>
<p>“Well, when I recovered I thought I did not care for her. It shows how we
know ourselves! And I cared for nothing. I felt as if I had no blood. I tried
to imitate my dear Austin. I wish to God he were here. I love Austin. He would
understand her. He’s coming back this year, and then—but
it’ll be too late then.—Well, my father’s always scheming to
make me perfect—he has never spoken to me a word about her, but I can see
her in his eyes—he wanted to give me a change, he said, and asked me to
come to town with my uncle Hippy, and I consented. It was another plot to get
me out of the way! As I live, I had no more idea of meeting her than of flying
to heaven!”</p>
<p>He lifted his face. “Look at those old elm branches! How they seem to mix
among the stars!—glittering fruits of Winter!”</p>
<p>Ripton tipped his comical nose upward, and was in duty bound to say, Yes!
though he observed no connection between them and the narrative.</p>
<p>“Well,” the hero went on, “I came to town. There I heard she
was coming, too—coming home. It must have been fate, Ripton! Heaven
forgive me! I was angry with her, and I thought I should like to see her
once—only once—and reproach her for being false—for she never
wrote to me. And, oh, the dear angel! what she must have suffered!—I gave
my uncle the slip, and got to the railway she was coming by. There was a fellow
going to meet her—a farmer’s son—and, good God! they were
going to try and make her marry him! I remembered it all then. A servant of the
farm had told me. That fellow went to the wrong station, I suppose, for we saw
nothing of him. There she was—not changed a bit!—looking lovelier
than ever! And when she saw me, I knew in a minute that she must love me till
death!—You don’t know what it is yet, Rip!—Will you believe,
it?—Though I was as sure she loved me and had been true as steel, as that
I shall see her to-night, I spoke bitterly to her. And she bore it
meekly—she looked like a saint. I told her there was but one hope of life
for me—she must prove she was true, and as I give up all, so must she. I
don’t know what I said. The thought of losing her made me mad. She tried
to plead with me to wait—it was for my sake, I know. I pretended, like a
miserable hypocrite, that she did not love me at all. I think I said shameful
things. Oh what noble creatures women are! She hardly had strength to move. I
took her to that place where you found us, Rip! she went down on her knees to
me, I never dreamed of anything in life so lovely as she looked then. Her eyes
were thrown up, bright with a crowd of tears—her dark brows bent
together, like Pain and Beauty meeting in one; and her glorious golden hair
swept off her shoulders as she hung forward to my hands.—Could I lose
such a prize.—If anything could have persuaded me, would not
that?—I thought of Dante’s Madonna—Guido’s
Magdalen.—Is there sin in it? I see none! And if there is, it’s all
mine! I swear she’s spotless of a thought of sin. I see her very soul?
Cease to love her? Who dares ask me? Cease to love her? Why, I live on
her!—To see her little chin straining up from her throat, as she knelt to
me!—there was one curl that fell across her throat”....</p>
<p>Ripton listened for more. Richard had gone off in a muse at the picture.</p>
<p>“Well?” said Ripton, “and how about that young farmer
fellow?”</p>
<p>The hero’s head was again contemplating the starry branches. His
lieutenant’s question came to him after an interval.</p>
<p>“Young Tom? Why, it’s young Tom Blaize—son of our old enemy,
Rip! I like the old man now. Oh! I saw nothing of the fellow.”</p>
<p>“Lord!” cried Ripton, “are we going to get into a mess with
Blaizes again? I don’t like that!”</p>
<p>His commander quietly passed his likes or dislikes.</p>
<p>“But when he goes to the train, and finds she’s not there?”
Ripton suggested.</p>
<p>“I’ve provided for that. The fool went to the South-east instead of
the South-west. All warmth, all sweetness, comes with the
South-west!—I’ve provided for that, friend Rip. My trusty Tom
awaits him there, as if by accident. He tells him he has not seen her, and
advises him to remain in town, and go for her there to-morrow, and the day
following. Tom has money for the work. Young Tom ought to see London, you know,
Rip!—like you. We shall gain some good clear days. And when old Blaize
hears of it—what then? I have her! she’s mine!—Besides, he
won’t hear for a week. This Tom beats that Tom in cunning, I’ll
wager. Ha! ha!” the hero burst out at a recollection. “What do you
think, Rip? My father has some sort of System with me, it appears, and when I
came to town the time before, he took me to some people—the
Grandisons—and what do you think? one of the daughters is a little
girl—a nice little thing enough very funny—and he wants me to wait
for her! He hasn’t said so, but I know it. I know what he means. Nobody
understands him but me. I know he loves me, and is one of the best of
men—but just consider!—a little girl who just comes up to my elbow.
Isn’t it ridiculous? Did you ever hear such nonsense?”</p>
<p>Ripton emphasized his opinion that it certainly was foolish.</p>
<p>“No, no! The die’s cast!” said Richard. “They’ve
been plotting for a year up to this day, and this is what comes of it! If my
father loves me, he will love her. And if he loves me, he’ll forgive my
acting against his wishes, and see it was the only thing to be done. Come! step
out! what a time we’ve been!” and away he went, compelling Ripton
to the sort of strides a drummer-boy has to take beside a column of grenadiers.</p>
<p>Ripton began to wish himself in love, seeing that it endowed a man with wind so
that he could breathe great sighs, while going at a tremendous pace, and
experience no sensation of fatigue. The hero was communing with the elements,
his familiars, and allowed him to pant as he pleased. Some keen-eyed Kensington
urchins, noticing the discrepancy between the pedestrian powers of the two,
aimed their wit at Mr. Thompson junior’s expense. The pace, and nothing
but the pace, induced Ripton to proclaim that they had gone too far, when they
discovered that they had over shot the mark by half a mile. In the street over
which stood love’s star, the hero thundered his presence at a door, and
evoked a flying housemaid, who knew not Mrs. Berry. The hero attached
significance to the fact that his instincts should have betrayed him, for he
could have sworn to that house. The door being shut he stood in dead silence.</p>
<p>“Haven’t you got her card?” Ripton inquired, and heard that
it was in the custody of the cabman. Neither of them could positively bring to
mind the number of the house.</p>
<p>“You ought to have chalked it, like that fellow in the Forty
Thieves,” Ripton hazarded a pleasantry which met with no response.</p>
<p>Betrayed by his instincts, the magic slaves of Love! The hero heavily descended
the steps.</p>
<p>Ripton murmured that they were done for. His commander turned on him, and said:
“Take all the houses on the opposite side, one after another. I’ll
take these.” With a wry face Ripton crossed the road, altogether subdued
by Richard’s native superiority to adverse circumstances.</p>
<p>Then were families aroused. Then did mortals dimly guess that something
portentous was abroad. Then were labourers all day in the vineyard, harshly
wakened from their evening’s nap. Hope and Fear stalked the street, as
again and again the loud companion summonses resounded. Finally Ripton sang out
cheerfully. He had Mrs. Berry before him, profuse of mellow curtsies.</p>
<p>Richard ran to her and caught her hands: “She’s
well?—upstairs?”</p>
<p>“Oh, quite well! only a trifle tired with her journey, and
fluttering-like,” Mrs. Berry replied to Ripton alone. The lover had flown
aloft.</p>
<p>The wise woman sagely ushered Ripton into her own private parlour, there to
wait till he was wanted.</p>
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