<h2><SPAN name="chap36"></SPAN> CHAPTER XXXVI</h2>
<p>A Lady driving a pair of greys was noticed by Richard in his rides and walks.
She passed him rather obviously and often. She was very handsome; a bold
beauty, with shining black hair, red lips, and eyes not afraid of men. The hair
was brushed from her temples, leaving one of those fine reckless outlines which
the action of driving, and the pace, admirably set off. She took his fancy. He
liked the air of petulant gallantry about her, and mused upon the picture, rare
to him, of a glorious dashing woman. He thought, too, she looked at him. He was
not at the time inclined to be vain, or he might have been sure she did. Once
it struck him she nodded slightly.</p>
<p>He asked Adrian one day in the park—who she was.</p>
<p>“I don’t know her,” said Adrian. “Probably a superior
priestess of Paphos.”</p>
<p>“Now that’s my idea of Bellona,” Richard exclaimed.
“Not the fury they paint, but a spirited, dauntless, eager-looking
creature like that.”</p>
<p>“Bellona?” returned the wise youth. “I don’t think her
hair was black. Red, wasn’t it? I shouldn’t compare her to Bellona;
though, no doubt, she’s as ready to spill blood. Look at her! She does
seem to scent carnage. I see your idea. No; I should liken her to Diana emerged
from the tutorship of Master Endymion, and at nice play among the gods. Depend
upon it—they tell us nothing of the matter—Olympus shrouds the
story—but you may be certain that when she left the pretty shepherd she
had greater vogue than Venus up aloft.”</p>
<p>Brayder joined them.</p>
<p>“See Mrs. Mount go by?” he said.</p>
<p>“Oh, that’s Mrs. Mount!” cried Adrian.</p>
<p>“Who’s Mrs. Mount?” Richard inquired.</p>
<p>“A sister to Miss Random, my dear boy.”</p>
<p>“Like to know her?” drawled the Hon. Peter.</p>
<p>Richard replied indifferently, “No,” and Mrs. Mount passed out of
sight and out of the conversation.</p>
<p>The young man wrote submissive letters to his father. “I have remained
here waiting to see you now five weeks,” he wrote. “I have written
to you three letters, and you do not reply to them. Let me tell you again how
sincerely I desire and pray that you will come, or permit me to come to you and
throw myself at your feet, and beg my forgiveness, and hers. She as earnestly
implores it. Indeed, I am very wretched, sir. Believe me, there is nothing I
would not do to regain your esteem and the love I fear I have unhappily
forfeited. I will remain another week in the hope of hearing from you, or
seeing you. I beg of you, sir, not to drive me mad. Whatever you ask of me I
will consent to.”</p>
<p>“Nothing he would not do!” the baronet commented as he read.
“There is nothing he would not do! He will remain another week and give
me that final chance! And it is I who drive him mad! Already he is beginning to
cast his retribution on my shoulders.”</p>
<p>Sir Austin had really gone down to Wales to be out of the way. A
Shaddock-Dogmatist does not meet misfortune without hearing of it, and the
author of The Pilgrim’s Scrip in trouble found London too hot for him. He
quitted London to take refuge among the mountains; living there in solitary
commune with a virgin Note-book.</p>
<p>Some indefinite scheme was in his head in this treatment of his son. Had he
construed it, it would have looked ugly; and it settled to a vague principle
that the young man should be tried and tested.</p>
<p>“Let him learn to deny himself something. Let him live with his equals
for a term. If he loves me he will read my wishes.” Thus he explained his
principle to Lady Blandish.</p>
<p>The lady wrote: “You speak of a term. Till when? May I name one to him?
It is the dreadful uncertainty that reduces him to despair. That, and nothing
else. Pray be explicit.”</p>
<p>In return, he distantly indicated Richard’s majority.</p>
<p>How could Lady Blandish go and ask the young man to wait a year away from his
wife? Her instinct began to open a wide eye on the idol she worshipped.</p>
<p>When people do not themselves know what they mean, they succeed in deceiving
and imposing upon others. Not only was Lady Blandish mystified; Mrs. Doria, who
pierced into the recesses of everybody’s mind, and had always been in the
habit of reading off her brother from infancy, and had never known herself to
be once wrong about him, she confessed she was quite at a loss to comprehend
Austin’s principle. “For principle he has,” said Mrs. Doria;
“he never acts without one. But what it is, I cannot at present perceive.
If he would write, and command the boy to await his return, all would be clear.
He allows us to go and fetch him, and then leaves us all in a quandary. It must
be some woman’s influence. That is the only way to account for it.”</p>
<p>“Singular!” interjected Adrian, “what pride women have in
their sex! Well, I have to tell you, my dear aunt, that the day after to-morrow
I hand my charge over to your keeping. I can’t hold him in an hour
longer. I’ve had to leash him with lies till my invention’s
exhausted. I petition to have them put down to the chief’s account, but
when the stream runs dry I can do no more. The last was, that I had heard from
him desiring me to have the South-west bedroom ready for him on Tuesday
proximate. ‘So!’ says my son, ‘I’ll wait till
then,’ and from the gigantic effort he exhibited in coming to it, I doubt
any human power’s getting him to wait longer.”</p>
<p>“We must, we must detain him,” said Mrs. Doria. “If we do
not, I am convinced Austin will do something rash that he will for ever repent.
He will marry that woman, Adrian. Mark my words. Now with any other young
man!... But Richard’s education! that ridiculous System!... Has he no
distraction? nothing to amuse him?”</p>
<p>“Poor boy! I suppose he wants his own particular playfellow.”</p>
<p>The wise youth had to bow to a reproof.</p>
<p>“I tell you, Adrian, he will marry that woman.”</p>
<p>“My dear aunt! Can a chaste man do aught more commendable?”</p>
<p>“Has the boy no object we can induce him to follow?—If he had but a
profession!”</p>
<p>“What say you to the regeneration of the streets of London, and the
profession of moral-scavenger, aunt? I assure you I have served a month’s
apprenticeship with him. We sally forth on the tenth hour of the night. A
female passes. I hear him groan. ‘Is she one of them, Adrian?’ I am
compelled to admit she is not the saint he deems it the portion of every
creature wearing petticoats to be. Another groan; an evident internal,
‘It cannot be—and yet!’...that we hear on the stage. Rollings
of eyes: impious questionings of the Creator of the universe; savage mutterings
against brutal males; and then we meet a second young person, and repeat the
performance—of which I am rather tired. It would be all very well, but he
turns upon me, and lectures me because I don’t hire a house, and furnish
it for all the women one meets to live in in purity. Now that’s too much
to ask of a quiet man. Master Thompson has latterly relieved me, I’m
happy to say.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Doria thought her thoughts.</p>
<p>“Has Austin written to you since you were in town?”</p>
<p>“Not an Aphorism!” returned Adrian.</p>
<p>“I must see Richard to-morrow morning,” Mrs. Doria ended the
colloquy by saying.</p>
<p>The result of her interview with her nephew was, that Richard made no allusion
to a departure on the Tuesday; and for many days afterward he appeared to have
an absorbing business on his hands: but what it was Adrian did not then learn,
and his admiration of Mrs. Doria’s genius for management rose to a very
high pitch.</p>
<p>On a morning in October they had an early visitor in the person of the Hon.
Peter, whom they had not seen for a week or more.</p>
<p>“Gentlemen,” he said, flourishing his cane in his most affable
manner, “I’ve come to propose to you to join us in a little
dinner-party at Richmond. Nobody’s in town, you know. London’s as
dead as a stock-fish. Nothing but the scrapings to offer you. But the
weather’s fine: I flatter myself you’ll find the company agreeable,
What says my friend Feverel?”</p>
<p>Richard begged to be excused.</p>
<p>“No, no: positively you must come,” said the Hon. Peter.
“I’ve had some trouble to get them together to relieve the dulness
of your incarceration. Richmond’s within the rules of your prison. You
can be back by night. Moonlight on the water—lovely woman. We’ve
engaged a city-barge to pull us back. Eight oars—I’m not sure it
isn’t sixteen. Come—the word!”</p>
<p>Adrian was for going. Richard said he had an appointment with Ripton.</p>
<p>“You’re in for another rick, you two,” said Adrian.
“Arrange that we go. You haven’t seen the cockney’s Paradise.
Abjure Blazes, and taste of peace, my son.”</p>
<p>After some persuasion, Richard yawned wearily, and got up, and threw aside the
care that was on him, saying, “Very well. Just as you like. We’ll
take old Rip with us.”</p>
<p>Adrian consulted Brayder’s eye at this. The Hon. Peter briskly declared
he should be delighted to have Feverel’s friend, and offered to take them
all down in his drag.</p>
<p>“If you don’t get a match on to swim there with the tide—eh,
Feverel, my boy?”</p>
<p>Richard replied that he had given up that sort of thing, at which Brayder
communicated a queer glance to Adrian, and applauded the youth.</p>
<p>Richmond was under a still October sun. The pleasant landscape, bathed in
Autumn, stretched from the foot of the hill to a red horizon haze. The day was
like none that Richard vividly remembered. It touched no link in the chain of
his recollection. It was quiet, and belonged to the spirit of the season.</p>
<p>Adrian had divined the character of the scrapings they were to meet. Brayder
introduced them to one or two of the men, hastily and in rather an undervoice,
as a thing to get over. They made their bow to the first knot of ladies they
encountered. Propriety was observed strictly, even to severity. The general
talk was of the weather. Here and there a lady would seize a button-hole or any
little bit of the habiliments, of the man she was addressing; and if it came to
her to chide him, she did it with more than a forefinger. This, however, was
only here and there, and a privilege of intimacy.</p>
<p>Where ladies are gathered together, the Queen of the assemblage may be known by
her Court of males. The Queen of the present gathering leaned against a corner
of the open window, surrounded by a stalwart Court, in whom a practised eye
would have discerned guardsmen, and Ripton, with a sinking of the heart,
apprehended lords. They were fine men, offering inanimate homage. The trim of
their whiskerage, the cut of their coats, the high-bred indolence in their
aspect, eclipsed Ripton’s sense of self-esteem. But they kindly looked
over him. Occasionally one committed a momentary outrage on him with an
eye-glass, seeming to cry out in a voice of scathing scorn, “Who’s
this?” and Ripton got closer to his hero to justify his humble
pretensions to existence and an identity in the shadow of him. Richard gazed
about. Heroes do not always know what to say or do; and the cold bath before
dinner in strange company is one of the instances. He had recognized his superb
Bellona in the lady by the garden window. For Brayder the men had nods and
yokes, the ladies a pretty playfulness. He was very busy, passing between the
groups, chatting, laughing, taking the feminine taps he received, and sometimes
returning them in sly whispers. Adrian sat down and crossed his legs, looking
amused and benignant.</p>
<p>“Whose dinner is it?” Ripton heard a mignonne beauty ask of a
cavalier.</p>
<p>“Mount’s, I suppose,” was the answer.</p>
<p>“Where is he? Why don’t he come?”</p>
<p>“An affaire, I fancy.”</p>
<p>“There he is again! How shamefully he treats Mrs. Mount!”</p>
<p>“She don’t seem to cry over it.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Mount was flashing her teeth and eyes with laughter at one of her Court,
who appeared to be Fool.</p>
<p>Dinner was announced. The ladies proclaimed extravagant appetites. Brayder
posted his three friends. Ripton found himself under the lee of a dame with a
bosom. On the other side of him was the mignonne. Adrian was at the lower end
of the table. Ladies were in profusion, and he had his share. Brayder drew
Richard from seat to seat. A happy man had established himself next to Mrs.
Mount. Him Brayder hailed to take the head of the table. The happy man
objected, Brayder continued urgent, the lady tenderly insisted, the happy man
grimaced, dropped into the post of honour, strove to look placable. Richard
usurped his chair, and was not badly welcomed by his neighbour.</p>
<p>Then the dinner commenced, and had all the attention of the company, till the
flying of the first champagne-cork gave the signal, and a hum began to spread.
Sparkling wine, that looseneth the tongue, and displayeth the verity, hath also
the quality of colouring it. The ladies laughed high; Richard only thought them
gay and natural. They flung back in their chairs and laughed to tears; Ripton
thought only of the pleasure he had in their society. The champagne-corks
continued a regular file-firing.</p>
<p>“Where have you been lately? I haven’t seen you in the park,”
said Mrs. Mount to Richard.</p>
<p>“No,” he replied, “I’ve not been there.” The
question seemed odd: she spoke so simply that it did not impress him. He
emptied his glass, and had it filled again.</p>
<p>The Hon. Peter did most of the open talking, which related to horses, yachting,
opera, and sport generally: who was ruined; by what horse, or by what woman. He
told one or two of Richard’s feats. Fair smiles rewarded the hero.</p>
<p>“Do you bet?” said Mrs. Mount.</p>
<p>“Only on myself,” returned Richard.</p>
<p>“Bravo!” cried his Bellona, and her eye sent a lingering delirious
sparkle across her brimming glass at him.</p>
<p>“I’m sure you’re a safe one to back,” she added, and
seemed to scan his points approvingly.</p>
<p>Richard’s cheeks mounted bloom.</p>
<p>“Don’t you adore champagne?” quoth the dame with a bosom to
Ripton.</p>
<p>“Oh, yes!” answered Ripton, with more candour than accuracy,
“I always drink it.”</p>
<p>“Do you indeed?” said the enraptured bosom, ogling him. “You
would be a friend, now! I hope you don’t object to a lady joining you now
and then. Champagne’s my folly.”</p>
<p>A laugh was circling among the ladies of whom Adrian was the centre; first low,
and as he continued some narration, peals resounded, till those excluded from
the fun demanded the cue, and ladies leaned behind gentlemen to take it up, and
formed an electric chain of laughter. Each one, as her ear received it, caught
up her handkerchief, and laughed, and looked shocked afterwards, or looked
shocked and then spouted laughter. The anecdote might have been communicated to
the bewildered cavaliers, but coming to a lady of a demurer cast, she looked
shocked without laughing, and reproved the female table, in whose breasts it
was consigned to burial: but here and there a man’s head was seen bent,
and a lady’s mouth moved, though her face was not turned toward him, and
a man’s broad laugh was presently heard, while the lady gazed
unconsciously before her, and preserved her gravity if she could escape any
other lady’s eyes; failing in which, handkerchiefs were simultaneously
seized, and a second chime arose, till the tickling force subsided to a few
chance bursts.</p>
<p>What nonsense it is that my father writes about women! thought Richard. He says
they can’t laugh, and don’t understand humour. It comes, he
reflected, of his shutting himself from the world. And the idea that he was
seeing the world, and feeling wiser, flattered him. He talked fluently to his
dangerous Bellona. He gave her some reminiscences of Adrian’s whimsies.</p>
<p>“Oh!” said she, “that’s your tutor, is it!” She
eyed the young man as if she thought he must go far and fast.</p>
<p>Ripton felt a push. “Look at that,” said the bosom, fuming utter
disgust. He was directed to see a manly arm round the waist of the mignonne.
“Now that’s what I don’t like in company,” the bosom
inflated to observe with sufficient emphasis. “She always will allow it
with everybody. Give her a nudge.”</p>
<p>Ripton protested that he dared not; upon which she said, “Then I
will”; and inclined her sumptuous bust across his lap, breathing wine in
his face, and gave the nudge. The mignonne turned an inquiring eye on Ripton; a
mischievous spark shot from it. She laughed, and said; “Aren’t you
satisfied with the old girl?”</p>
<p>“Impudence!” muttered the bosom, growing grander and redder.</p>
<p>“Do, do fill her glass, and keep her quiet—she drinks port when
there’s no more champagne,” said the mignonne.</p>
<p>The bosom revenged herself by whispering to Ripton scandal of the mignonne, and
between them he was enabled to form a correcter estimate of the company, and
quite recovered from his original awe: so much so as to feel a touch of
jealousy at seeing his lively little neighbour still held in absolute
possession.</p>
<p>Mrs. Mount did not come out much; but there was a deferential manner in the
bearing of the men toward her, which those haughty creatures accord not save to
clever women; and she contrived to hold the talk with three or four at the head
of the table while she still had passages aside with Richard.</p>
<p>The port and claret went very well after the champagne. The ladies here did not
ignominiously surrender the field to the gentlemen; they maintained their
position with honour. Silver was seen far out on Thames. The wine ebbed, and
the laughter. Sentiment and cigars took up the wondrous tale.</p>
<p>“Oh, what a lovely night!” said the ladies, looking above.</p>
<p>“Charming,” said the gentlemen, looking below.</p>
<p>The faint-smelling cool Autumn air was pleasant after the feast. Fragrant weeds
burned bright about the garden.</p>
<p>“We are split into couples,” said Adrian to Richard, who was
standing alone, eying the landscape. “Tis the influence of the moon!
Apparently we are in Cyprus. How has my son enjoyed himself? How likes he the
society of Aspasia? I feel like a wise Greek to-night.”</p>
<p>Adrian was jolly, and rolled comfortably as he talked. Ripton had been carried
off by the sentimental bosom. He came up to them and whispered: “By Jove,
Ricky! do you know what sort of women these are?”</p>
<p>Richard said he thought them a nice sort.</p>
<p>“Puritan!” exclaimed Adrian, slapping Ripton on the back.
“Why didn’t you get tipsy, sir? Don’t you ever intoxicate
yourself except at lawful marriages? Reveal to us what you have done with the
portly dame?”</p>
<p>Ripton endured his bantering that he might hang about Richard, and watch over
him. He was jealous of his innocent Beauty’s husband being in proximity
with such women. Murmuring couples passed them to and fro.</p>
<p>“By Jove, Ricky!” Ripton favoured his friend with another hard
whisper, “there’s a woman smoking!”</p>
<p>“And why not, O Riptonus?” said Adrian. “Art unaware that
woman cosmopolitan is woman consummate? and dost grumble to pay the small price
for the splendid gem?”</p>
<p>“Well, I don’t like women to smoke,” said plain Ripton.</p>
<p>“Why mayn’t they do what men do?” the hero cried impetuously.
“I hate that contemptible narrow-mindedness. It’s that makes the
ruin and horrors I see. Why mayn’t they do what men do? I like the women
who are brave enough not to be hypocrites. By heaven! if these women are bad, I
like them better than a set of hypocritical creatures who are all show, and
deceive you in the end.”</p>
<p>“Bravo!” shouted Adrian. “There speaks the
regenerator.”</p>
<p>Ripton, as usual, was crushed by his leader. He had no argument. He still
thought women ought not to smoke; and he thought of one far away, lonely by the
sea, who was perfect without being cosmopolitan.</p>
<p>The Pilgrim’s Scrip remarks that: “Young men take joy in nothing so
much as the thinking women Angels: and nothing sours men of experience more
than knowing that all are not quite so.”</p>
<p>The Aphorist would have pardoned Ripton Thompson his first Random extravagance,
had he perceived the simple warm-hearted worship of feminine goodness
Richard’s young bride had inspired in the breast of the youth. It might
possibly have taught him to put deeper trust in our nature.</p>
<p>Ripton thought of her, and had a feeling of sadness. He wandered about the
grounds by himself, went through an open postern, and threw himself down among
some bushes on the slope of the hill. Lying there, and meditating, he became
aware of voices conversing.</p>
<p>“What does he want?” said a woman’s voice. “It’s
another of his villanies, I know. Upon my honour, Brayder, when I think of what
I have to reproach him for, I think I must go mad, or kill him.”</p>
<p>“Tragic!” said the Hon. Peter. “Haven’t you revenged
yourself, Bella, pretty often? Best deal openly. This is a commercial
transaction. You ask for money, and you are to have it—on the conditions:
double the sum, and debts paid.”</p>
<p>“He applies to me!”</p>
<p>“You know, my dear Bella, it has long been all up between you. I think
Mount has behaved very well, considering all he knows. He’s not easily
hoodwinked, you know. He resigns himself to his fate and follows other
game.”</p>
<p>“Then the condition is, that I am to seduce this young man?”</p>
<p>“My dear Bella! you strike your bird like a hawk. I didn’t say
seduce. Hold him in—play with him. Amuse him.”</p>
<p>“I don’t understand half-measures.”</p>
<p>“Women seldom do.”</p>
<p>“How I hate you, Brayder!”</p>
<p>“I thank your ladyship.”</p>
<p>The two walked farther. Ripton had heard some little of the colloquy. He left
the spot in a serious mood, apprehensive of something dark to the people he
loved, though he had no idea of what the Hon. Peter’s stipulation
involved.</p>
<p>On the voyage back to town, Richard was again selected to sit by Mrs. Mount.
Brayder and Adrian started the jokes. The pair of parasites got on extremely
well together. Soft fell the plash of the oars; softly the moonlight curled
around them; softly the banks glided by. The ladies were in a state of high
sentiment. They sang without request. All deemed the British ballad-monger an
appropriate interpreter of their emotions. After good wine, and plenty thereof,
fair throats will make men of taste swallow that remarkable composer. Eyes,
lips, hearts; darts and smarts and sighs; beauty, duty; bosom, blossom; false
one, farewell! To this pathetic strain they melted. Mrs. Mount, though strongly
requested, declined to sing. She preserved her state. Under the tall aspens of
Brentford-ait, and on they swept, the white moon in their wake. Richard’s
hand lay open by his side. Mrs. Mount’s little white hand by misadventure
fell into it. It was not pressed, or soothed for its fall, or made intimate
with eloquent fingers. It lay there like a bit of snow on the cold ground. A
yellow leaf wavering down from the aspens struck Richard’s cheek, and he
drew away the very hand to throw back his hair and smooth his face, and then
folded his arms, unconscious of offence. He was thinking ambitiously of his
life: his blood was untroubled, his brain calmly working.</p>
<p>“Which is the more perilous?” is a problem put by the Pilgrim:
“To meet the temptings of Eve, or to pique her?”</p>
<p>Mrs. Mount stared at the young man as at a curiosity, and turned to flirt with
one of her Court. The Guardsmen were mostly sentimental. One or two rattled,
and one was such a good-humoured fellow that Adrian could not make him
ridiculous. The others seemed to give themselves up to a silent waxing in
length of limb. However far they sat removed, everybody was entangled in their
legs. Pursuing his studies, Adrian came to the conclusion, that the same close
intellectual and moral affinity which he had discovered to exist between our
nobility and our yeomanry, is to be observed between the Guardsman class, and
that of the corps de ballet: they both live by the strength of their legs,
where also their wits, if they do not altogether reside there, are principally
developed: both are volage; wine, tobacco, and the moon, influence both alike;
and admitting the one marked difference that does exist, it is, after all,
pretty nearly the same thing to be coquetting and sinning on two legs as on the
point of a toe.</p>
<p>A long Guardsman with a deep bass voice sang a doleful song about the twining
tendrils of the heart ruthlessly torn, but required urgent persuasions and
heavy trumpeting of his lungs to get to the end: before he had accomplished it,
Adrian had contrived to raise a laugh in his neighbourhood, so that the company
was divided, and the camp split: jollity returned to one-half, while sentiment
held the other. Ripton, blotted behind the bosom, was only lucky in securing a
higher degree of heat than was possible for the rest. “Are you
cold?” she would ask, smiling charitably.</p>
<p>“I am,” said the mignonne, as if to excuse her conduct.</p>
<p>“You always appear to be,” the fat one sniffed and snapped.</p>
<p>“Won’t you warm two, Mrs. Mortimer?” said the naughty little
woman.</p>
<p>Disdain prevented any further notice of her. Those familiar with the ladies
enjoyed their sparring, which was frequent. The mignonne was heard to whisper:
“That poor fellow will certainly be stewed.”</p>
<p>Very prettily the ladies took and gave warmth, for the air on the water was
chill and misty. Adrian had beside him the demure one who had stopped the
circulation of his anecdote. She in nowise objected to the fair exchange, but
said “Hush!” betweenwhiles.</p>
<p>Past Kew and Hammersmith, on the cool smooth water; across Putney reach;
through Battersea bridge; and the City grew around them, and the shadows of
great mill-factories slept athwart the moonlight.</p>
<p>All the ladies prattled sweetly of a charming day when they alighted on land.
Several cavaliers crushed for the honour of conducting Mrs. Mount to her home.</p>
<p>“My brougham’s here; I shall go alone,” said Mrs. Mount.
“Some one arrange my shawl.”</p>
<p>She turned her back to Richard, who had a view of a delicate neck as he
manipulated with the bearing of a mailed knight.</p>
<p>“Which way are you going?” she asked carelessly, and, to his reply
as to the direction, said: “Then I can give you a lift,” and she
took his arm with a matter-of-course air, and walked up the stairs with him.</p>
<p>Ripton saw what had happened. He was going to follow: the portly dame retained
him, and desired him to get her a cab.</p>
<p>“Oh, you happy fellow!” said the bright-eyed mignonne, passing by.</p>
<p>Ripton procured the cab, and stuffed it full without having to get into it
himself.</p>
<p>“Try and let him come in too?” said the persecuting creature, again
passing.</p>
<p>“Take liberties with your men—you shan’t with me,”
retorted the angry bosom, and drove off.</p>
<p>“So she’s been and gone and run away and left him after all his
trouble!” cried the pert little thing, peering into Ripton’s eyes.
“Now you’ll never be so foolish as to pin your faith to fat women
again. There! he shall be made happy another time.” She gave his nose a
comical tap, and tripped away with her possessor.</p>
<p>Ripton rather forgot his friend for some minutes: Random thoughts laid hold of
him. Cabs and carriages rattled past. He was sure he had been among members of
the nobility that day, though when they went by him now they only recognized
him with an effort of the eyelids. He began to think of the day with
exultation, as an event. Recollections of the mignonne were captivating.
“Blue eyes—just what I like! And such a little impudent nose, and
red lips, pouting—the very thing I like! And her hair? darkish, I
think—say brown. And so saucy, and light on her feet. And kind she is, or
she wouldn’t have talked to me like that.” Thus, with a groaning
soul, he pictured her. His reason voluntarily consigned her to the aristocracy
as a natural appanage: but he did amorously wish that Fortune had made a lord
of him.</p>
<p>Then his mind reverted to Mrs. Mount, and the strange bits of the conversation
he had heard on the hill. He was not one to suspect anybody positively. He was
timid of fixing a suspicion. It hovered indefinitely, and clouded people,
without stirring him to any resolve. Still the attentions of the lady toward
Richard were queer. He endeavoured to imagine they were in the nature of
things, because Richard was so handsome that any woman must take to him.
“But he’s married,” said Ripton, “and he mustn’t
go near these people if he’s married.” Not a high morality, perhaps
better than none at all: better for the world were it practised more. He
thought of Richard along with that sparkling dame, alone with her. The adorable
beauty of his dear bride, her pure heavenly face, swam before him. Thinking of
her, he lost sight of the mignonne who had made him giddy.</p>
<p>He walked to Richard’s hotel, and up and down the street there, hoping
every minute to hear his step; sometimes fancying he might have returned and
gone to bed. Two o’clock struck. Ripton could not go away. He was sure he
should not sleep if he did. At last the cold sent him homeward, and leaving the
street, on the moonlight side of Piccadilly he met his friend patrolling with
his head up and that swing of the feet proper to men who are chanting verses.</p>
<p>“Old Rip!” cried Richard, cheerily. “What on earth are you
doing here at this hour of the morning?”</p>
<p>Ripton muttered of his pleasure at meeting him. “I wanted to shake your
hand before I went home.”</p>
<p>Richard smiled on him in an amused kindly way. “That all? You may shake
my hand any day, like a true man as you are, old Rip! I’ve been speaking
about you. Do you know, that—Mrs. Mount—never saw you all the time
at Richmond, or in the boat!”</p>
<p>“Oh!” Ripton said, well assured that he was a dwarf “you saw
her safe home?”</p>
<p>“Yes. I’ve been there for the last couple of hours—talking.
She talks capitally: she’s wonderfully clever. She’s very like a
man, only much nicer. I like her.”</p>
<p>“But, Richard, excuse me—I’m sure I don’t mean to
offend you—but now you’re married...perhaps you couldn’t help
seeing her home, but I think you really indeed oughtn’t to have gone
upstairs.”</p>
<p>Ripton delivered this opinion with a modest impressiveness.</p>
<p>“What do you mean?” said Richard. “You don’t suppose I
care for any woman but my little darling down there.” He laughed.</p>
<p>“No; of course not. That’s absurd. What I mean is, that people
perhaps will—you know, they do—they say all manner of things, and
that makes unhappiness; and I do wish you were going home to-morrow, Ricky. I
mean, to your dear wife.” Ripton blushed and looked away as he spoke.</p>
<p>The hero gave one of his scornful glances. “So you’re anxious about
my reputation. I hate that way of looking on women. Because they have been once
misled—look how much weaker they are!—because the world has given
them an ill fame, you would treat them as contagious and keep away from them
for the sake of your character!</p>
<p>“It would be different with me,” quoth Ripton.</p>
<p>“How?” asked the hero.</p>
<p>“Because I’m worse than you,” was all the logical explanation
Ripton was capable of.</p>
<p>“I do hope you will go home soon,” he added.</p>
<p>“Yes,” said Richard, “and I, so do I hope so. But I’ve
work to do now. I dare not, I cannot, leave it. Lucy would be the last to ask
me;—you saw her letter yesterday. Now listen to me, Rip. I want to make
you be just to women.”</p>
<p>Then he read Ripton a lecture on erring women, speaking of them as if he had
known them and studied them for years. Clever, beautiful, but betrayed by love,
it was the first duty of all true men to cherish and redeem them. “We
turn them into curses, Rip; these divine creatures.” And the world
suffered for it. That—that was the root of all the evil in the world!</p>
<p>“I don’t feel anger or horror at these poor women, Rip! It’s
strange. I knew what they were when we came home in the boat. But I do—it
tears my heart to see a young girl given over to an old man—a man she
doesn’t love. That’s shame!—Don’t speak of it.”</p>
<p>Forgetting to contest the premiss, that all betrayed women are betrayed by
love, Ripton was quite silenced. He, like most young men, had pondered somewhat
on this matter, and was inclined to be sentimental when he was not hungry. They
walked in the moonlight by the railings of the park. Richard harangued at
leisure, while Ripton’s teeth chattered. Chivalry might be dead, but
still there was something to do, went the strain. The lady of the day had not
been thrown in the hero’s path without an object, he said; and he was
sadly right there. He did not express the thing clearly; nevertheless Ripton
understood him to mean, he intended to rescue that lady from further
transgressions, and show a certain scorn of the world. That lady, and then
other ladies unknown, were to be rescued. Ripton was to help. He and Ripton
were to be the knights of this enterprise. When appealed to, Ripton acquiesced,
and shivered. Not only were they to be knights, they would have to be Titans,
for the powers of the world, the spurious ruling Social Gods, would have to be
defied and overthrown. And Titan number one flung up his handsome bold face as
if to challenge base Jove on the spot; and Titan number two strained the upper
button of his coat to meet across his pocket-handkerchief on his chest, and
warmed his fingers under his coat-tails. The moon had fallen from her high seat
and was in the mists of the West, when he was allowed to seek his blankets, and
the cold acting on his friend’s eloquence made Ripton’s flesh very
contrite. The poor fellow had thinner blood than the hero; but his heart was
good. By the time he had got a little warmth about him, his heart gratefully
strove to encourage him in the conception of becoming a knight and a Titan; and
so striving Ripton fell asleep and dreamed.</p>
<div style="break-after:column;"></div><br />