<h2><SPAN name="ChXII" name="ChXII">CHAPTER XII</SPAN></h2>
<h3>THE BEAUTIFUL MADAM WHITWORTH</h3>
<p>Sue then made for me many introductions and all of those lovely
<em>grande dames</em> gave to me affectionate welcomes. Some of
them I had encountered at the dance of the Gouverneur Faulkner and
all of them had smiles for me.</p>
<p>“Why, boy, you are Henry’s very self come back to us
after all these years—only with a lot of added deviltry in
the way of French beauty,” said that Madam Taylor, who was
very stately, with white hair and a very young countenance of
sweetness. “The daredevil—it was like him to send you
back to us as—as revenge,” she added with something
that almost seemed like anger under the sweetness of her voice.</p>
<p>“It is what my father always named me, Madam, the
‘daredevil,’ and will you not accept me for your
cherishing?” I spoke those words to her from an impulse that
I could not understand but I saw them soothe a hurt in her eyes as
she laughed and kissed my cheek as I raised my head from kissing
her jeweled hand.</p>
<p>“Yes,” she answered me softly.</p>
<p>“Come on, L’Aiglon; it’s time to beat it. We
are late and Sue is beginning to shoo,” called my Buzz from
the door of the card room. “We are coming home with Phil for
supper to-night, Mrs. Taylor, and the Prince wants an introduction
to your custard pie. Yes’m, seven sharp! Come on,
Bob!”</p>
<p>“My Buzz,” I said to that Mr. Buzz Clendenning as he
raced the slim car through the country and the city up to the
Capitol hill, “you give to me a life of much joy in only a
few days. I would that it could so continue.”</p>
<p>“It just will until we are jolly old boys with long white
beards and canes, Bobby,” he answered me with an affectionate
grin as we rounded a corner on two wheels of the car. “Say,
let’s get out of this politics soon, go in for selling timber
lands, marry two of the calicoes and found families. We’ll
call the firm Carruthers and Clendenning and I choose Sue. You can
decide about your dame later.”</p>
<p>Suddenly something very cold and dead was there in place of my
heart that had danced with happiness. What should I do at that time
of disclosing myself as one large lie to all of these kind friends
who were giving me affection on the account of my honored father
and Uncle, the General Robert? That daredevil in me had led me into
this dishonor, with the excuse, it is true, of fear that the wicked
Uncle would not have mended the hip of small Pierre if I did not
obey his summons as a nephew. And now I must stay to be of service
to him and to the Gouverneur Faulkner but also to be more involved
in that lie and to accept more confidence and affection with
thievery.</p>
<p>“I cannot sell the lands of timber with you, my
Buzz,” I made answer to him quickly and with fierceness.
“As soon as this business of the mules is settled and my
Uncle, the General Robert, no longer requires my services, I must
return and go into the trenches of France.” And I felt as I
spoke that my fate was decided, and a great calmness came over me.
“Then I’ll go with you,” answered me that Buzz
with a look of the steadfast affection which might have grown with
years of comradeship. “I’ll go and fight for France
with you if you’ll come back and build an American family
alongside of mine. Jump out—we are fifteen minutes
late—and watch the General scalp me. Come in through his
office and take a part of it, will you?”</p>
<p>Even in the very short time which I had known my Uncle, the
General Robert, I had discovered that the times at which could be
anticipated explosions, none came, and also the reverse of that
fact. When my Buzz and I entered his office he very hastily
concealed a book that had some variety of richly colored pictures
in it in his desk and smiled with a wink of the eye at my Buzz.
Later I should know about that book to my great joy.</p>
<p>“Here’s a letter for you, Robert, and go get to your
knitting with Governor Bill,” he said to me with kindness in
his smile as he handed me a large letter and motioned me from the
room into the small anteroom that I now knew to be the place
assigned to my Buzz and me when not wanted in the offices of my
Uncle, the General Robert, or the Gouverneur Faulkner. I made a low
bow to my Uncle, the General Robert, and also to Monsieur the
Bumble Bee and departed thence.</p>
<p>On seating myself at my table to await the bell of the
Gouverneur Faulkner, without which ringing my Buzz had instructed
me I must never on pain of extinction as a secretary enter His
Excellency’s office, I opened that letter and began to read
with difficulty a letter of a few words from my wee Pierre, now in
the hospital of that kind Doctor Burns. I read not more than one
sentence when I leaped to my feet with a cry of joy and my heart
beat very high with happiness. To whom should I turn to tell of
that happiness? I did not pause to answer that question in my heart
but I quickly opened the door of the august Gouverneur of Harpeth
and presented myself to him in a disobedience of strict orders. And
then what befell me?</p>
<p>Seated at his desk was that great and good man, with his head
bowed upon his hands; and at my entrance he raised that head with
an alarm. I could see that his face was heavy and sad with deep
pondering and I was instantly thrown into mortification that I had
so interrupted him. I faltered there beside him and found halting
words to exclaim:</p>
<p>“Oh, it is a pardon I ask Your Excellency for intruding
into your door, but it is that my small Pierre has stood upon two
feet for perhaps a whole minute in the hospital of that good Dr.
Burns and I must run to tell you of my joy. Is it quite possible
now that Pierre will no longer be for life crooked in the
back?” And as I spoke I held out to him the letter upon which
tears were dripping and one of my hands I clasped trembling at my
breast that shook under that stylish cheviot bag of a coat I had
that morning put upon me for the first time. And did that great
Gouverneur Faulkner repulse his wicked secretary? He did not.</p>
<p>“God bless you, youngster! Of course you run right to tell
me when a big thing like that happens. Sure that back will be all
straight in no time and we’ll have the little maid down,
running in and out at her will in just a few months,” and as
he spoke that Gouverneur Faulkner came to my side and took the hand
that held the tear-besprinkled letter and also drew the one from my
breast into his own two large and warm ones. “I’ve been
hearing people’s troubles for what seems like an eternity,
boy, but not a single son-of-a-gun has run to me with his joy until
you have. Here, use one corner of my handkerchief while I use the
other,” and as he spoke that very large and broad-shouldered
man released one of my hands, dabbed his own eyes that were
sparkling with perhaps a tear, and then handed that handkerchief to
me.</p>
<p>And those tears of both of us ended in a large laugh.</p>
<p>“It is my habit that I shed tears when in joy,” I
said with apology, as I returned that large white handkerchief to
that Gouverneur Faulkner.</p>
<p>“Mind you don’t tell anybody that Governor Bill
Faulkner does the same thing,” he answered with a laugh.</p>
<p>“I have a feeling that is of longing to rush to small
Pierre and to prostrate myself at the feet of that good
Doctor,” I said as again the great joy of that news rushed
upon me.</p>
<p>“No, boy, not right now,” answered that great
Gouverneur Faulkner as he turned and laid a large warm hand on each
of my shoulders. “The crisis is at hand and I need you here
for a little time. I can’t explain it, but—but you seem
to feed—feed my faith in myself. In just a few days
I’ve grown to depend on you to—to—. You
ridiculous boy, you, with your storms and joy sunbursts, get out of
here and tell Cato to send Mr. Whitworth and Mr. Brown into my
office immediately.” And with a laugh and a shake of me away
from his side, the Gouverneur Faulkner picked up the two long
sheets of paper which had been of so much labor to my Buzz and me
and began to scowl back of his black, white-tipped eyebrows over
them. I departed with great rapidity.</p>
<p>Then with much more calmness I told the great news of the back
of Pierre to my Uncle, the General Robert.</p>
<p>“That’s fine—now we can give her away without
any trouble. I knew Burns could do the trick. It’s a bargain
at two thousand dollars to get a girl in the shape to give away.
She could give us no end of bother if we had to keep her. Go find
that flea, Clendenning, and tell him to come to me immediately; I
think he is buzzing in the telephone closet to that Susan. And you
go get busy yourself to earn your salary from the State of Harpeth.
Telegraph twenty dollars to that fool nurse to buy a doll for the
girl. Now go!” That was the way that my Uncle, the General
Robert, received my news of the improved health of the back of
small Pierre, and with my two eyes I shed a few secret tears that
did roll down into my mouth which was broad from a laugh as I went
in search of my Buzz.</p>
<p>“Bully, old top,” said my Bumble Bee as I imparted
also my joy to him. “Say, if that kid is eight years old and
is going to walk all right, we must see to it that she starts in
with a good dancing teacher as soon as she can spin around. We want
to make a real winner out of her.”</p>
<p>“I do love you, my Buzz,” I answered to him as I
clung with both my hands to his arm across my shoulder.</p>
<p>“That’s all right. Prince, but don’t talk
about it,” he answered me with a laugh and a shake.</p>
<p>“And, say, let’s get to work, because at about four
o’clock I’ll have something that’ll give you a
start.”</p>
<p>“Oh, but, my Buzz, at four o’clock I must go for tea
to the home of beautiful Madam Whitworth.”</p>
<p>“Whe-ee-uh!” whistled my Buzz as he looked at me
from the top of my head to the toe of my shoe.</p>
<p>“It would give me a much greater pleasure to be startled
by you, my Buzz, but this is a promise I did make the last
evening,” I pleaded to him.</p>
<p>“Go ahead, sport, but accept it from me that Madam Pat is
the genuine and original pump; so don’t let her empty you. Do
you want me to come by and extract you at about fifteen to five?
I’m sorry, but I really must have a business interview with
you before six.” And my Buzz’s eyes twinkled with
something that was of a great pleasure to him I could observe.</p>
<p>“It would be of more pleasure to me if you came at the
half of five, my Buzz,” I made a hurry to assure him, for I
had a great dread of all of the falsehoods I was to say to that
Madam Whitworth that afternoon for the purpose of extracting
perhaps a little wicked truth from her to help in the defense of my
Gouverneur Faulkner.</p>
<p>“I’m on,” answered my Buzz promptly.
“Beat it! I hear the old boy growling.” And he
disappeared behind the door of my Uncle, the General Robert. I went
to the duty of assuring the nice gentleman in very rough clothing
that the Gouverneur would in the morning read the paper on the
subject of making a long road past his property in good condition
by a vote, and I was of a very great success in my efforts, the
good Cato assured me.</p>
<p>“You’s got a fine oiled tongue tied in the middle
and loose at both ends, honey. Yo’ father had the
same,” he assured me as he handed me my hat and walking cane
at the hour of four, which ended my duties for the day. Roberta,
Marquise of Grez and Bye, did so long to go into that room of the
Gouverneur Faulkner and receive upon her hand one nice kiss of good
night from him, but Mr. Robert Carruthers walked down from the
Capitol and only paused to lift for a little second his very
handsome hat towards the window of His Excellency’s room high
up above.</p>
<p>And the encounter with the beautiful Madam Whitworth was much
worse than I had thought that it would be, though also it was of a
very interesting excitement. She had made armaments for the
encounter in the shape of a very lovely tea apparel of an
increditable thinness to be used for covering, a little low fire in
the golden grate, and curtains of rose to throw somewhat of glow
over the situation. Immediately I was seated beside her on a small
divan upon which there was room for only one and a half persons,
and my stupidity was called into vigorous action.</p>
<p>“I suppose you have spent the day in translating a lot of
those long and tiresome French documents for the General and the
Governor. Thank goodness, that is no longer my task,” she
remarked as she tipped the cognac bottle over my tea and handed the
cup to me.</p>
<p>“It is of a great fatigue to work upon a matter that one
does not at all understand,” I answered her as I sipped at
that tea of a very disagreeable taste because of the cognac.</p>
<p>“Did they give you the two sets of specifications to
compare?” she asked of me with not much of interest apparent
in her manner, though her hand shook as she poured for herself a
very small cup of tea, which was then filled complete with the
cognac.</p>
<p>“<em>Helas</em>,” I answered with a sigh. “And
it is impossible for me to add more figures to each other than my
fingers will allow. I cannot even use my toes.”</p>
<p>“Then he didn’t get them ready for the conference
this afternoon?” she demanded with a great illumination of
joy in her face.</p>
<p>“Oh, indeed, I handed them back completed to His
Excellency in a short space of time. Is not one mule like to
another exactly, and why should a paper make them different?”
I questioned with deceit of stupidity.</p>
<p>“You are a dear boy,” laughed that Madam Whitworth.
“Of course those specifications agree, for I worked a whole
day over them; and I’m glad you didn’t tire your eyes
out with them. You know you are really a very beautiful creature
and I think I’ll kiss you just once, purely for the pleasure
of it.” And I thereupon received a kiss upon my lips from the
curled flower which was the mouth of that beautiful Madam
Whitworth.</p>
<p>“Is it that the stupid Gouverneur Faulkner must very soon
sign that paper that sends the many strong mules to carry food to
the soldiers of France fighting in the trenches?” I asked of
her as I made her comfortable in the hollow of my arm.</p>
<p>“If he doesn’t sign them in a very few days the deal
is all off,” she answered me. “Jeff has got his capital
to put up from some Northern men who are—are restless
and—and suspicious. It must go through and
immediately.”</p>
<p>“Then it must be accomplished immediately,” I
answered her with decision.</p>
<p>“The agent of the French Government will be here on
Tuesday and all of these preliminary papers must be signed before
he can close the matter up finally. I hope that the conference over
those specifications this afternoon will be the last. Are you sure
you discovered no flaw over which the old General or the big stupid
Governor can haggle?”</p>
<p>“I discovered not a flaw,” I answered her with a
great positiveness. “Do you say that it is soon that those
representatives of my government come to make a last signing of the
papers about the excellent mules to be sent from the great State of
Harpeth to France who is at a war of death? I had not heard of the
nearness of the visit at the Capitol.”</p>
<p>“They don’t know it—that is, Governor Faulkner
does, but has told only me. He sees things my way but of—of
course, he has to keep his councils from his Secretary of State for
the time being. And I’m telling you all about it,
because—because it is for France we plot and because
I—this is the way to say it.” And with those wicked
words, which involved the honor of the great Gouverneur Faulkner,
she pressed her body close to mine and her lips upon my mouth.</p>
<p>For that caress of that wicked woman I had not sufficient
endurance and I pushed her from me with roughness and sprang to my
feet.</p>
<p>“It is not true, Madam Whitworth, that—” I was
exclaiming when I caught myself in the midst of my own betrayal,
just as I was about to be shown into a plot which it was of much
value to know. And as my words ceased I stood and trembled before
her wickedness.</p>
<p>“Do you know, Mr. Robert Carruthers, I do not entirely
understand you,” she said with a great and beautiful calmness
as she lighted a cigarette and looked at me trembling before her.
“You are a very bold young cavalier but you have the
shrinking nature of—shall I say?—a
French—<em>girl</em>!”</p>
<p>As she spoke those words, which began in sarcasm but ended in a
queer uncertain tone of suspicion, as if she had blundered on a
reason to soothe her vanity for the recoil of my lips from hers, an
ugly gleam shot from under her lowered lashes.</p>
<p>“I am the son of the house of Carruthers as well as of
Grez and Bye, beautiful Madam, and I cannot endure that you put
upon my very good Uncle, the General Carruthers, an unfriendliness
to France,” I exclaimed with a quickness of my brain that I
had not before discovered. “On points of honor I have that
sensitiveness that you say to be—be of a woman.”</p>
<p>“Oh, my darling boy, I didn’t mean to hurt you about
that absurd old feud of—” And as she spoke the
beautiful Madam Patricia rose and came upon me with outstretched
arms for another abhorred embrace, which it was to my good fortune
to have interrupted. But I had a fear of that suspicion I had seen
flashed into her mind even though lulled by my fine assumption of
the attitude of a man of honor.</p>
<p>“Lovely and beautiful Madam,” I made a beginning to
say, when—</p>
<p>“Oh, yes, Mr. Carruthers is here, for I have an
appointment to call for him,” an interruption came in the
voice of my Buzz in remonstrance with the black maid of Madam
Whitworth in the hall of her house.</p>
<p>“Come in, Buzz, dear,” called that beautiful Madam
Whitworth as in one small instant she changed both her position
with arms on my shoulder and her countenance of anger and anxiety.
She was a very wise and beautiful and much experienced woman, was
that Madam Whitworth, but she had given to me, unlessoned as I was
in the art of politics, the fact that I most wanted: that the two
papers containing the specifications concerning the mules had been
mistranslated by her.</p>
<p>“Put a shawl around you, Madam Pat, and come out here to
the street a minute to see what is going to happen to the Prince of
Carruthers,” said my rescuer as he inserted his head into the
room for one little minute and beckoned us to follow him.</p>
<p>And what did I find out there upon that street?</p>
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