<h3>III.</h3>
<p>I slept at Baker Street that night, and we were engaged upon our toast and
coffee in the morning when the King of Bohemia rushed into the room.</p>
<p>“You have really got it!” he cried, grasping Sherlock Holmes by
either shoulder and looking eagerly into his face.</p>
<p>“Not yet.”</p>
<p>“But you have hopes?”</p>
<p>“I have hopes.”</p>
<p>“Then, come. I am all impatience to be gone.”</p>
<p>“We must have a cab.”</p>
<p>“No, my brougham is waiting.”</p>
<p>“Then that will simplify matters.” We descended and started off
once more for Briony Lodge.</p>
<p>“Irene Adler is married,” remarked Holmes.</p>
<p>“Married! When?”</p>
<p>“Yesterday.”</p>
<p>“But to whom?”</p>
<p>“To an English lawyer named Norton.”</p>
<p>“But she could not love him.”</p>
<p>“I am in hopes that she does.”</p>
<p>“And why in hopes?”</p>
<p>“Because it would spare your Majesty all fear of future annoyance. If the
lady loves her husband, she does not love your Majesty. If she does not love
your Majesty, there is no reason why she should interfere with your
Majesty’s plan.”</p>
<p>“It is true. And yet—! Well! I wish she had been of my own station!
What a queen she would have made!” He relapsed into a moody silence,
which was not broken until we drew up in Serpentine Avenue.</p>
<p>The door of Briony Lodge was open, and an elderly woman stood upon the steps.
She watched us with a sardonic eye as we stepped from the brougham.</p>
<p>“Mr. Sherlock Holmes, I believe?” said she.</p>
<p>“I am Mr. Holmes,” answered my companion, looking at her with a
questioning and rather startled gaze.</p>
<p>“Indeed! My mistress told me that you were likely to call. She left this
morning with her husband by the 5:15 train from Charing Cross for the
Continent.”</p>
<p>“What!” Sherlock Holmes staggered back, white with chagrin and
surprise. “Do you mean that she has left England?”</p>
<p>“Never to return.”</p>
<p>“And the papers?” asked the King hoarsely. “All is
lost.”</p>
<p>“We shall see.” He pushed past the servant and rushed into the
drawing-room, followed by the King and myself. The furniture was scattered
about in every direction, with dismantled shelves and open drawers, as if the
lady had hurriedly ransacked them before her flight. Holmes rushed at the
bell-pull, tore back a small sliding shutter, and, plunging in his hand, pulled
out a photograph and a letter. The photograph was of Irene Adler herself in
evening dress, the letter was superscribed to “Sherlock Holmes, Esq. To
be left till called for.” My friend tore it open, and we all three read
it together. It was dated at midnight of the preceding night and ran in this
way:</p>
<p class="letter">
“MY DEAR MR. SHERLOCK HOLMES,—You really did it very well. You took
me in completely. Until after the alarm of fire, I had not a suspicion. But
then, when I found how I had betrayed myself, I began to think. I had been
warned against you months ago. I had been told that, if the King employed an
agent, it would certainly be you. And your address had been given me. Yet, with
all this, you made me reveal what you wanted to know. Even after I became
suspicious, I found it hard to think evil of such a dear, kind old clergyman.
But, you know, I have been trained as an actress myself. Male costume is
nothing new to me. I often take advantage of the freedom which it gives. I sent
John, the coachman, to watch you, ran upstairs, got into my walking clothes, as
I call them, and came down just as you departed.<br/>
“Well, I followed you to your door, and so made sure that I was really an
object of interest to the celebrated Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Then I, rather
imprudently, wished you good-night, and started for the Temple to see my
husband.<br/>
“We both thought the best resource was flight, when pursued by
so formidable an antagonist; so you will find the nest empty when you call
to-morrow. As to the photograph, your client may rest in peace. I love and am
loved by a better man than he. The King may do what he will without hindrance
from one whom he has cruelly wronged. I keep it only to safeguard myself, and
to preserve a weapon which will always secure me from any steps which he might
take in the future. I leave a photograph which he might care to possess; and I
remain, dear Mr. Sherlock Holmes,</p>
<p class="right">
“Very truly yours,<br/>
“IRENE NORTON, <i>née</i> ADLER.”</p>
<p class="p2">
“What a woman—oh, what a woman!” cried the King of Bohemia,
when we had all three read this epistle. “Did I not tell you how quick
and resolute she was? Would she not have made an admirable queen? Is it not a
pity that she was not on my level?”</p>
<p>“From what I have seen of the lady, she seems, indeed, to be on a very
different level to your Majesty,” said Holmes coldly. “I am sorry
that I have not been able to bring your Majesty’s business to a more
successful conclusion.”</p>
<p>“On the contrary, my dear sir,” cried the King; “nothing
could be more successful. I know that her word is inviolate. The photograph is
now as safe as if it were in the fire.”</p>
<p>“I am glad to hear your Majesty say so.”</p>
<p>“I am immensely indebted to you. Pray tell me in what way I can reward
you. This ring—” He slipped an emerald snake ring from his finger
and held it out upon the palm of his hand.</p>
<p>“Your Majesty has something which I should value even more highly,”
said Holmes.</p>
<p>“You have but to name it.”</p>
<p>“This photograph!”</p>
<p>The King stared at him in amazement.</p>
<p>“Irene’s photograph!” he cried. “Certainly, if you wish
it.”</p>
<p>“I thank your Majesty. Then there is no more to be done in the matter. I
have the honour to wish you a very good morning.” He bowed, and, turning
away without observing the hand which the King had stretched out to him, he set
off in my company for his chambers.</p>
<p class="p2">
And that was how a great scandal threatened to affect the kingdom of Bohemia,
and how the best plans of Mr. Sherlock Holmes were beaten by a woman’s
wit. He used to make merry over the cleverness of women, but I have not heard
him do it of late. And when he speaks of Irene Adler, or when he refers to her
photograph, it is always under the honourable title of <i>the</i> woman.</p>
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