<SPAN name="chap05"></SPAN>
<h3> CHAPTER V </h3>
<h3> MRS. HERRICK OBJECTS TO BOHEMIA </h3>
<p class="intro">
We fear originality as a coat which is too new, and do our utmost to be
like the rest of the world.—CARMEN SYLVA.</p>
<p class="intro">
Life is work.... Life without work is unworthy of being lived.—BISHOP
EDWARD BICKERSTETH.</p>
<br/>
<p>Twenty minutes later Malcolm knocked at the door of his mother's
dressing-room. A deep, sonorous voice bade him enter. As he did so Mrs.
Herrick laid down the book she was reading on the toilet-table, and
turned to greet him. "My dearest boy, how glad I am to see you!" she
exclaimed with a warm, motherly kiss. Then she put her hands on his
shoulders and regarded him with an affectionate smile that quite
lighted up her homely face. Even in her youth Mrs. Herrick had never
been handsome. Indeed, her old friends maintained that she was far
better-looking in her middle age, in spite of all her hard work and
that burning of the candle at both ends which is so abhorrent to the
well-regulated mind. Her features were strongly marked, and somewhat
weather-beaten, and the lower part of the face was too heavily moulded,
but the clear, thoughtful gray eyes had a pleasant light in them.
Malcolm was secretly very proud of his mother. He liked to watch her
moving among her guests in the dignified, gracious way that was
habitual to her.</p>
<p>"She is the very personification of an old-fashioned English
gentlewoman," he said once to Cedric; "but she is hardly modern enough
in her ideas. She takes things too seriously, and that bores people."</p>
<p>It must be confessed that to her young acquaintances Mrs. Herrick was
rather awe-inspiring. Mere pleasure-seekers—drones in the human hive
and all such ne'er-do-weels—were careful to give her a wide berth. Her
quiet little speeches sometimes had a sting in them. "She takes the
starch out of a fellow, don't you know," observed one of these
fashionable loafers, a young officer in the Hussars—"makes him think
he's a worm and no man, and that sort of thing; but she doesn't
understand us Johnnies." Perhaps Mrs. Herrick would willingly have
recalled her crushing speech when, years after, she read the account of
Charlie Gordon's death. "He would have had the Victoria Cross if he had
lived," exclaimed his weeping mother to Mrs. Herrick. "They say he was
the bravest and the finest officer that they had ever known. You can
read the account for yourself. All those lives saved by his gallantry."
But here the poor woman could say no more. How could any woman bear to
think of her boy standing at bay in that dreadful defile, to gain a few
precious moments until help came?</p>
<p>"I wish I had not been so hard on him," thought Mrs. Herrick with a
remorseful recollection of the young officer's hurt look. "What right
had I to climb up into the judgment seat and rebuke one of these little
ones?" and for a long time after that she was more gentle in her
speeches.</p>
<p>"You look well, Malcolm," continued his mother with a satisfied air,
"in spite of the heat and thunder. Anna has been complaining of a
headache all day; but it was impossible for her to rest. However,
Dawson tells me she is better."</p>
<p>"Oh yes, I thought she looked much as usual. She is always rather pale,
you know. I need not ask how you are, mother—you look as fit as ever."</p>
<p>"Yes, I am very well, thank God! I sometimes think I have more than my
fair share of good health. Malcolm, as you are here, I want to show you
what I have chosen for Anna to-morrow," and she handed him a small
case. It contained one of those minute toy watches, set very prettily
with brilliants.</p>
<p>Malcolm lifted his eyelids in some surprise. "It is a perfect beauty,"
he observed; "but you must have paid a goodish bit for it."</p>
<p>"It was certainly rather extravagant of me," returned Mrs. Herrick
apologetically; "but you know how girls love pretty things. Anna did so
long for one of these little watches, and you know it is her
one-and-twentieth birthday. By the bye, Malcolm, what have you two
arranged for to-morrow?" But when her son briefly sketched out Anna's
modest programme, Mrs. Herrick's pleasant face clouded a little.</p>
<p>"What a singular choice the child has made!" she observed. "Malcolm, I
am not particularly anxious for her to be introduced to your Bohemian
friends. Oh, I don't mean to say anything against the Kestons," warned
by a certain stiffness of manner on Malcolm's part—"I have never even
seen them; but Anna and Mrs. Keston move in such different worlds."</p>
<p>"Yes, of course," he returned rather impatiently; "but a mere
introduction need not lead to intimacy. Verity is a good little
creature, and her Bohemianism will not hurt Anna for one afternoon."</p>
<p>Mrs. Herrick's firm lips were pressed together rather closely as
Malcolm spoke, and her manner became still graver.</p>
<p>"Will you forgive my speaking plainly, Malcolm?" she said quietly, "but
I do think it such a grievous mistake for you to call Mrs. Keston by
her Christian name. You know I have mentioned this before." Then
Malcolm reddened; but though he laughed, he was inwardly annoyed.</p>
<p>"I spoke without thinking," he returned, trying to control his
impatience, "but I suppose habit was too strong for me. There is really
no harm in it, mother. You know Keston is my most intimate friend—he
is one of the best fellows in the world—and it stands to reason that
his wife should be my good friend too."</p>
<p>"Yes, but there are limits, Malcolm."</p>
<p>"Of course there are limits," rather irritably; "but if I were to talk
for ever I should never make you understand, mother. In the first
place, you have never seen Verity—I mean Mrs. Keston. She is the
product of a modern age. From babyhood she has lived among artists. She
has imbibed their Bohemianism and learnt to talk their jargon. A studio
has been her nursery, playroom, and schoolroom, and as soon as she grew
up she married an artist."</p>
<p>"But all this does not prove that she is not to be treated with the
respect due to a married woman, Malcolm."</p>
<p>"My dear mother, there is no question of respect. There is not a man
who knows Mrs. Keston who does not esteem, and hold her in honour. She
is an original little person certainly, but a more loyal wife and
devoted mother never lived. He would be a bold man who ventured to take
a liberty with her, or to overstep the limits laid down by her. He
would soon feel the measure of Goliath's foot—in plain words, he would
find himself kicked downstairs by Amias Keston."</p>
<p>Mrs. Herrick shrugged her shoulders. The conversation bored her, and as
usual she found Malcolm a little impossible; he seemed so determined to
maintain his point.</p>
<p>"From the first Mrs. Keston wished me to call her by her Christian
name," he went on, "and Amias wished it too. We were on such brotherly
terms," he said, "that Verity—you see habit is too much for me,
mother—wished me to regard her as a younger sister."</p>
<p>"I thought you looked upon Anna as your sister, Malcolm;" but Mrs.
Herrick's keen gray eyes had a curious look in them—an acute observer
might almost have thought that she was hoping that her son would
contradict this statement.</p>
<p>"Oh, Anna," and then he laughed. "My dear mother, one cannot draw
comparisons between them—they are utterly dissimilar."</p>
<p>"So I imagine," was the dry response; and then Mrs. Herrick made an
effort to recover her wonted placidity. "Malcolm," she said, putting
her hand through his arm, "we must go downstairs now or the Bishop will
be arriving. I expect Anna is wondering what has become of us." Which
proved to be the case.</p>
<p>Malcolm soon regained his good-humour. His mother had rubbed him up the
wrong way, as usual, but his good sense told him that it was no use
resenting her plain-spoken remarks.</p>
<p>She had her own fixed opinions on every subject, and nothing could move
her out of her groove. She was a good woman and a kind-hearted one, but
the sense of humour was lacking in her. She disliked all that she did
not understand, and under the comprehensive term Bohemianism, she
embodied all that was irregular and contrary to her creed.</p>
<p>"Herrick mere is a Philistine of the purest type," Amias Keston once
said to his wife. "No, I have never seen her, but I can draw my own
conclusions. Yea-Verily, my child, far be the day when that British
matron crosses our humble threshold."</p>
<p>Malcolm had determined not to disappoint his mother that evening, so he
banished all thoughts of his friends from his mind, and a few minutes
later he was showing people to their seats and chatting pleasantly with
his acquaintances.</p>
<p>Now and then, in the midst of her duties as a hostess, Mrs. Herrick's
eyes rested on her son's dark face with motherly pride and tenderness.</p>
<p>He was doing his part so well—in his quiet, unobtrusive manner he was
making himself so agreeable. Oh, if he would only have stayed with her,
and been indeed the son of her right hand, and given himself to the
work; and then for a moment there was a filmy look in the mother's
eyes, and she listened a little absently to her favourite speaker.</p>
<p>Malcolm did his part like a man. He applauded the speakers at exactly
the right moment, and when the meeting was over he actually made a
neat, telling little speech, conveying the vote of thanks to the
chairman; and both the manner and matter were so good that more than
one of Mrs. Herrick's friends observed to her that her son would make
his mark in the House.</p>
<p>Malcolm felt rewarded for his exertions when his mother wished him
good-night.</p>
<p>"You have been my right hand this evening, Malcolm," she said, looking
at him with unusual tenderness. "Thank you so much, my son;" and these
few words gave Malcolm quite a thrill of pleasure.</p>
<p>The heavy storm had tempered the extreme heat and the night had been
comparatively cool, and the little group gathered round the breakfast
table the next morning looked as bright as the day itself.</p>
<p>Anna had been charmed with her watch; but when she opened Malcolm's
case and saw the tiny diamond-studded quiver, she was almost speechless
with surprise and delight. "Oh, Malcolm, how could you—how could you
be so kind to me!" was all she could say. But Malcolm only laughed and
fastened the brooch in her white dress. Then he took some half-open
pink rosebuds from a vase on the table and bade her wear them. "You are
too pale, and these will give you colour," he said in a cool, critical
tone.</p>
<p>Anna took them from his hand rather shyly. She had put on her daintiest
white frock in his honour, but the rosebuds savoured of vanity to her.
She never disputed Malcolm's opinion on any subject, but as she
adjusted the flowers she gave Mrs. Herrick a deprecating glance, which
the latter met with an indulgent smile.</p>
<p>"No, dear, you look very nice," she observed, as though in reply to
this mute question; "you are not at all too smart. Now I must go and
read my letters. Have a good time, children; and, Malcolm, remember
Anna must not be overtired," and then Mrs. Herrick nodded cheerfully
and withdrew to the library. Anna ran off to put on her hat, while
Malcolm read his paper.</p>
<p>They went first to Lincoln's Inn, and Anna stood on the wide steps
looking at the pigeons fluttering over the old buildings, quite
unaware, in her innocent excitement—though Malcolm was not—that many
an admiring glance rested on her.</p>
<p>In spite of her lack of beauty, Anna's pretty girlish figure and
youthful grace often attracted people—her expression was so guileless
and sweet, and the fair fluffy hair so softly tinted; and as she stood
there in the morning sunshine, in her white gown and shady hat, Malcolm
felt secretly proud of his young companion, and his manner became still
more affectionate.</p>
<p>They interviewed Malachi, and to Anna's delight Malcolm put him through
his paces. Then they went into the inner room, and Anna sat down on the
chair Cedric had occupied, and looked round her with undisguised
amazement: the shabbiness and ugliness of the surroundings almost
shocked her.</p>
<p>"Oh, Malcolm, it is not a bit nice and comfortable," she said with an
anxious frown: "fancy your spending your days in this dreary room."</p>
<p>Then Malcolm gave an amused laugh.</p>
<p>"Poor little girl, so you are disappointed in my literary den. I
suppose you thought I should have carved oak and Russia leather
bindings; but we don't go in for aesthetic furniture in Lincoln's Inn."</p>
<p>"But it is so ugly and so dingy, Malcolm."</p>
<p>"Is it?" he returned, quite surprised at this severe criticism. "I
think it quite snug myself. I have done some good work here, Anna, so I
suppose the ugliness and dinginess are somewhat inspiring." And Malcolm
glanced at his littered writing-table rather proudly.</p>
<p>As Anna felt no temptation to linger, they started off briskly in
search of Todmorden's Lane.</p>
<p>They found it with little difficulty. It was a small side street, of
somewhat unprepossessing appearance, leading out of Beauchamp Street.
Bennet, boot-maker and umbrella-maker, had a dark, dingy little shop
just at the corner. It had evidently been an ordinary dwelling-house in
old times, but a bow window had been added to transform it into a shop.
A flight of broken steps led to the basement, where the cobbler and his
household lived; but as they carefully descended, Malcolm suddenly
paused.</p>
<p>"What on earth is that noise?" he asked in a puzzled tone. And Anna,
drawing her dainty white skirts closely round her, stood still to
listen.</p>
<p>It was certainly an extraordinary combination of sounds. It seemed at
first as though two people were singing a duet in different tunes and
without any regard to time; there was persistent melody and yet there
was utter discord, and it seemed accompanied by the clanging of
fire-irons.</p>
<p>Presently Anna began to laugh. "Do let us go in and see what it means,"
she whispered. "Somebody—a man, I think—is singing 'Rule Britannia'
and 'Hark, hark, my soul' by turns, and there is a woman talking or
scolding at the same time."</p>
<p>"I believe you are right," was Malcolm's answer. "Take care of that
last step, child, it is quite worn away." And then, as they stood side
by side in the dismal little area, he looked vainly for a bell.
Finally, he rapped so smartly at the door with Anna's sunshade that
they distinctly heard an irate voice say, "Drat their imperence," and a
tall, bony-looking woman, in a flowered gingham dress and a very red
face, bounced out on them.</p>
<p>She was so tall and so excessively bony, and so altogether
aggressive-looking, that Anna felt inclined to hide herself behind
Malcolm. Indeed, he remarked afterwards himself, that he had never seen
a finer specimen of a muscular Christian, barring the Christianity, in
his life.</p>
<p>"What's your pleasure?" observed the Amazon, folding her arms in a
defiant manner, while through the open door they could now hear
distinctly the cobbler's subdued and singularly toneless voice
meandering on—"O'er earth's green fields, and ocean's wave-beat shore."</p>
<p>"Deuce take the man!" continued the woman wrathfully. "Will you hold
your old doddering tongue, Caleb, and let the gentlefolk speak!" But
there was no cessation of the dreary, dirge-like sounds. They found out
afterwards that Caleb always worked with cotton-wool in his ears, so
his wife's remonstrance failed to reach him.</p>
<p>"You see, it is like this, sir," he observed to Malcolm afterwards,
when they became better acquainted with each other: "Ma'am's tongue is
like a leaking water-butt. It is bound to drip, drip from week's end to
week's end, and there's no stopping it. It is a way she has, and Kit
and me are bound to put up with it. She means no harm, doesn't Kezia;
she is a hard-working crittur, and does her duty, though she is a bit
noisy over it; she is good to us both in her way, and I am not
quarrelsome by nature, so, as I like to work in peace, I just stop my
ears and hum to myself, and if she scolds I mind it no more than I do
the buzzing of the blue-bottles on the glass."</p>
<p>"But the child Kit?" questioned Malcolm a little anxiously. Then a
queer little twisted smile came to Caleb's face.</p>
<p>"She is used to it, is Kit, and she don't take it to heart much. I have
heard her cheek Ma'am sometimes. Ma'am wouldn't hurt a hair of her
head, for all her bouncings and flinging of pots and kettles when she
is in a temper. It is the basement tries her, poor soul. She says she
has never been used to it. Her first husband was in the tin trade, and
they had a tidy little shop in the Borough."</p>
<p>"Oh, Mrs. Martin has been married before," observed Malcolm. He was
rather surprised at this piece of intelligence.</p>
<p>"Lord love you, yes, sir; and when she became Josh Leggett's widow she
just took up with me because she said she felt lonesome. She did it
with her eyes open as I often tell her, but she has never got over the
basement. It does not agree with her constitution, and it never will."</p>
<p>"I suppose Kit is Mrs. Martin's child?" asked Malcolm, as he digested
this information.</p>
<p>Then Caleb gave a dry little laugh.</p>
<p>"Bless you, no, sir. Kezia never had any family. That was always a sore
point with her. She said that was why she was so lonesome, and I
believe she married me mostly on Kit's account. Oh, she has a good
heart, has Ma'am," continued Caleb in his slow, ruminative way, "though
she would talk a dozen men stupid, one after another, and be as fresh
as paint herself." And with this graphic description of the second Mrs.
Martin, Caleb touched his old hat and slouched away.</p>
<br/><br/><br/>
<div style="break-after:column;"></div><br />