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<h2> CHAPTER VI. Trials of the Convalescent </h2>
<p>The days at the ranch passed in irritating idleness for those who had
obstructed the flight of hostile lead, and worse than any of the patients
was Hopalong, who fretted and fumed at his helplessness, which retarded
his recovery. But at last the day came when he was fit for the saddle
again, and he gave notice of his joy in whoops and forthwith announced
that he was entitled to a holiday; and Buck had not the heart to refuse
him.</p>
<p>So he started forth in his quest of peace and pleasure, but instead had
found only trouble and had been forced to leave his card at almost every
place he had visited.</p>
<p>There was that affair in Red Hot Gulch, Colorado, where, under pressure,
he had invested sundry pieces of lead in the persons of several
obstreperous citizens and then had paced the zealous and excitable sheriff
to the state line.</p>
<p>He next was noticed in Cheyenne, where his deformity was vividly dwelt
upon, to the extent of six words, by one Tarantula Charley, the aforesaid
Charley not being able to proceed to greater length on account of heart
failure. As Charley had been a ubiquitous nuisance, those present availed
themselves of the opportunity offered by Hopalong to indulge in a free
drink.</p>
<p>Laramie was his next stopping place, and shortly after his arrival he was
requested to sing and dance by a local terror, who informed all present
that he was the only seventeen-buttoned rattlesnake in the cow country.
Hopalong, hurt and indignant at being treated like a common tenderfoot,
promptly knocked the terror down. After he had irrigated several square
feet of parched throats belonging to the audience he again took up his
journey and spent a day at Denver, where he managed to avoid any further
trouble.</p>
<p>Santa Fe loomed up before him several days later and he entered it shortly
before noon. At this time the old Spanish city was a bundle of high-strung
nerves, and certain parts of it were calculated to furnish any and all
kinds of excitement except revival meetings and church fairs. Hopalong
straddled a lively nerve before he had been in the city an hour. Two local
bad men, Slim Travennes and Tex Ewalt, desiring to establish the fact that
they were roaring prairie fires, attempted to consume the placid and
innocent stranger as he limped across the plaza in search of a game of
draw poker at the Black Hills Emporium, with the result that they needed
repairs, to the chagrin and disgust of their immediate acquaintances, who
endeavored to drown their mortification and sorrow in rapid but somewhat
wild gun play, and soon remembered that they had pressing engagements
elsewhere.</p>
<p>Hopalong reloaded his guns and proceeded to the Emporium, where he found a
game all prepared for him in every sense of the word. On the third deal he
objected to the way in which the dealer manipulated the cards, and when
the smoke cleared away he was the only occupant of the room, except a dog
belonging to the bartender that had intercepted a stray bullet.</p>
<p>Hunting up the owner of the hound, he apologized for being the indirect
cause of the animal's death, deposited a sum of Mexican dollars in that
gentleman's palm and went on his way to Alameda, which he entered shortly
after dark, and where an insult, simmering in its uncalled-for venom, met
him as he limped across the floor of the local dispensary on his way to
the bar. There was no time for verbal argument and precedent had
established the manner of his reply, and his repartee was as quick as
light and most effective. Having resented the epithets he gave his
attention to the occupants of the room.</p>
<p>Smoke drifted over the table in an agitated cloud and dribbled lazily
upward from the muzzle of his six-shooter, while he looked searchingly at
those around him. Strained and eager faces peered at his opponent, who was
sliding slowly forward in his chair, and for the length of a minute no
sound but the guarded breathing of the onlookers could be heard. This was
broken by a nervous cough from the rear of the room, and the faces assumed
their ordinary nonchalant expressions, their rugged lines heavily shadowed
in the light of the flickering oil lamps, while the shuffling of cards and
the clink of silver became audible. Hopalong Cassidy had objected to
insulting remarks about his affliction.</p>
<p>Hopalong was very sensitive about his crippled leg and was always prompt
to resent any scorn or curiosity directed at it, especially when emanating
from strangers. A young man of twenty-three years, when surrounded by
nearly perfect specimens of physical manhood, is apt to be painfully
self-conscious of any such defect, and it reacted on his nature at times,
even though he was well-known for his happy-go-lucky disposition and
playfulness. He consoled himself with the knowledge that what he lost in
symmetry was more than balanced by the celerity and certainty of his gun
hand, which was right or left, or both, as the occasion demanded.</p>
<p>Several hours later, as his luck was vacillating, he felt a heavy hand on
his shoulder, and was overjoyed at seeing Buck and Red, the latter
grinning as only Red could grin, and he withdrew from the game to enjoy
his good fortune.</p>
<p>While Hopalong had been wandering over the country the two friends had
been hunting for him and had traced him successfully, that being due to
the trail he had blazed with his six-shooters. This they had accomplished
without harm to themselves, as those of whom they inquired thought that
they must want Hopalong “bad,” and cheerfully gave the information
required.</p>
<p>They had started out more for the purpose of accompanying him for
pleasure, but that had changed to an urgent necessity in the following
manner:</p>
<p>While on the way from Denver to Santa Fe they had met Pete Willis of the
Three Triangle, a ranch that adjoined their own, and they paused to pass
the compliments of the season.</p>
<p>“Purty far from th' grub wagon, Pie,” remarked Buck.</p>
<p>“Oh, I'm only goin' to Denver,” responded Pie.</p>
<p>“Purty hot,” suggested Red.</p>
<p>“She shore is. Seen anybody yu knows?” Pie asked.</p>
<p>“One or two—Billy of th' Star Crescent an' Panhandle Lukins,”
answered Buck.</p>
<p>“That so? Panhandle's goin' to punch for us next year. I'll hunt him up. I
heard down south of Albuquerque that Thirsty Jones an' his brothers are
lookin' for trouble,” offered Pie.</p>
<p>“Yah! They ain't lookin' for no trouble—they just goes around
blowin' off. Trouble? Why, they don't know what she is,” remarked Red
contemptuously.</p>
<p>“Well, they's been dodgin' th' sheriff purty lively lately, an' if that
ain't trouble I don't know what is,” said Pie.</p>
<p>“It shore is, an' hard to dodge,” acquiesced Buck.</p>
<p>“Well, I has to amble. Is Panhandle in Denver? Yes? I calculates as how me
an' him'll buck th' tiger for a whirl—he's shore lucky. Well, so
long,” said Pie as he moved on.</p>
<p>“So long,” responded the two.</p>
<p>“Hey, wait a minute,” yelled Pie after he had ridden a hundred yards. “If
yu sees Hopalong yu might tell him that th' Joneses are goin' to hunt him
up when they gits to Albuquerque. They's shore sore on him. 'Tain't none
of my funeral, only they ain't always a-carin' how they goes after a
feller. So long,” and soon he was a cloud of dust on the horizon.</p>
<p>“Trouble!” snorted Red; “well, between dodgin' Harris an' huntin' Hopalong
I reckons they'll shore find her.” Then to himself he murmured, “Funny how
everythin' comes his way.”</p>
<p>“That's gospel shore enough, but, as Pie said, they ain't a whole lot
particular as how they deal th' cards. We better get a move on an' find
that ornery little cuss,” replied Buck.</p>
<p>“O. K., only I ain't losin' no sleep about Hoppy. His gun's too lively for
me to do any worryin',” asserted Red.</p>
<p>“They'll get lynched some time, shore,” declared Buck.</p>
<p>“Not if they find Hoppy,” grimly replied Red.</p>
<p>They tore through Santa Fe, only stopping long enough to wet their
throats, and after several hours of hard riding entered Alameda, where
they found Hopalong in the manner narrated.</p>
<p>After some time the three left the room and headed for Albuquerque, twelve
miles to the south. At ten o'clock they dismounted before the Nugget and
Rope, an unpainted wooden building supposed to be a clever combination of
barroom, dance and gambling hall and hotel. The cleverness lay in the man
who could find the hotel part.</p>
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