<h2 id="c13"><i>13</i> <br/><span class="small">kidnaped</span></h2>
<p>As Yuri surrounded by his bodyguard,
dragged Princess Lilla from the room, I
had an inspiration; I remembered the
superstitious legend about me, which prevailed among the
farmer ants of Formia.</p>
<p>“Halt!” I shouted. “My electrical antennae can kill as well
as radiate speech. Let no man move a foot, if he would escape
the lightnings of heaven, which I have power to loose upon
you.”</p>
<p>The whole party stopped dead in their tracks and watched
me, fascinated.</p>
<p>“Drop your points!” I ordered the two who guarded Poblath
and me. “Quick, before I blast you!”</p>
<p>They obeyed, and I walked fearlessly across the room.</p>
<p>“Let one man stir, and you all die,” I continued as I pushed
between the guards and wrenched the princess from her cousin’s
nerveless arms. “Now, out of here, all of you!”</p>
<p>In sheer relief, like men awakened from a trance, they bolted
through the door.</p>
<p>“Fine work,” Poblath remarked, himself greatly relieved, “but
you should have detained them all as prisoners.”</p>
<p>“Good riddance of bad rubbish,” I replied, “and besides, who
knows how soon one of them might have moved, and <i>not</i> have
been blasted, and thus have spoiled my entire bluff?”</p>
<p>The princess clung to my arms. Then, raising her eyes to
mine with a smile, she said: “Again, you have saved me, Myles
Cabot, and again I am yours.”</p>
<p>“And I am always yours, my princess,” I replied.</p>
<p>She stamped her foot. Then said sadly: “Ever you remind
me that I am a princess. And as a princess I must demand more
respect from you, Myles Cabot.”</p>
<p>Gently I released her, and she lingeringly departed, leaving
me alone with Poblath. I felt let down and futile, the victim
of an anticlimax. What next?</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_97">97</div>
<p>And then ensued a period of waiting. Days passed, and I
still remained an inmate of the Kuana jail. No word from
Princess Lilla. No word from King Kew. No word of Prince
Yuri, although rumor had it that he had fled into Formia, fearing
the wrath of the king.</p>
<p>I heard that a group of the younger politicians in the popular
assembly, headed by Prince Toron, had suggested to the king
that he demand an apology from Queen Formis for the first
abduction of the princess, and that he demand extradition of
Yuri on the charge of attempting the second.</p>
<p>But King Kew was in a ticklish position, being the ruler of
a subject race, and holding his position merely by grace of
Formis, whom he hated, as she well knew. If he were to
present any such demand as this, the least that he could expect
would be an immediate counterdemand for my surrender. Formis
might demand his abdication in favor of Yuri. Even war
might result, which the Cupians were unarmed to resist. This
would mean tons of explosives dropped upon Kuana from
Formian airplanes, thousands of Cupians ground between fierce
mandibles, and then another treaty more degrading even than
that of Mooni.</p>
<p>So King Kew resorted to diplomacy, rather than to ultimatums;
and finally reached a tacit understanding, whereby Queen
Formis disclaimed responsibility for the kidnaping and made a
gift to the Princess Lilla, and whereby Prince Yuri was permitted
to remain undisturbed in Formia, and I in Cupia.</p>
<p>Upon the consummation of the agreement between the two
countries, I was let out of prison and conducted to the royal
palace, where I was received in honor by the king and princess.
The palace was one of the monumental white buildings on the
brow of the hill around which the city of Kuana is built, the
rest of the group being the university.</p>
<p>Lilla greeted me cordially as an old friend; but of course in
the presence of the king neither of us dared show any stronger
sentiments.</p>
<p>King Kew patted me warmly on the cheek.</p>
<p>“Well done, Myles Cabot!” he declared. “We welcome to
Kuana the scientist of Minos. Formis, by her treachery, has lost
your great abilities, and Cupia is the gainer thereby. The old
hag may gnash her mandibles in vain, but—”</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_98">98</div>
<p>“Father, father,” the princess interjected remonstratingly, “do
be careful! Remember that you occupy your throne merely by
the grace of the conquerors.”</p>
<p>“And by the disgrace of my ancestors,” he added grimacing.</p>
<p>“But father,” she continued, “‘walls have antennae.’ Even
now, word of your utterances may be on the way to the Imperial
City.” And she laid, her golden curly head beguilingly
on his broad shoulder.</p>
<p>Somewhat mollified, the king murmured, “I know. I know.
And I must be careful. But the enslavement of my people irks
me, even though I spring from a line of eleven servile kings.
Would that there were some way of striking off the yoke and
ridding the face of Poros of these beasts with human minds and
woofus hearts!”</p>
<p>“Spoken like a king!” I cried. “Know then, King Kew and
Princess Lilla, that if ever such a day comes, Myles Cabot can
be counted on to fight in the vanguard of the army of liberation.”</p>
<p>“Brave words,” Lilla replied in a subdued tone, “but foolish
as well. We are only brinks; Formis is a woofus, and it is
futile to struggle against fate.”</p>
<p>She sighed.</p>
<p>Kew sat down heavily on his throne and put his head in his
hands. I considered it tactful to withdraw.</p>
<p>Quarters were found for me near by the palace and the Ministry
of Work assigned me, for my two parths a day, to the machine
shop of the Department of Mechanics at the University.
Tickets were issued to me as an advance on my pay, and this
enabled me to make many necessary purchases from the government
shops, to replace the articles borrowed during my incarceration
in the mangool, and to buy presents for Poblath and
his fiancee. Among my purchases was the most elaborate and
expensive silk toga which I could obtain in the city, so as to
enhance my standing and dignity at court functions.</p>
<p>A few days after my release the king honored me with an
invitation to dinner with him and the princess alone; and this
was followed, within a few days, by a banquet to some of the
leading nobles—sarkars and barsarkars—and professors of the
University—babbuhs.</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_99">99</div>
<p>On this latter occasion I met the Cupian professor who had
stood at the head table at the banquet at Mooni, and who had
later identified and befriended me at the Kuana jail. He was
Hah Babbuh, Professor of Mechanics, head of the department
to which I was attached.</p>
<p>He now sat at my right, and we speedily became great friends,
a fact which was shortly to play an important part in my life
and in the history of the whole planet.</p>
<p>It was on his recommendation that I had been assigned to
his department by the Minister of Work.</p>
<p>Time sped rapidly during the succeeding days. My duties,
which consisted in machine design, were interesting, though a
bit out of my line. Of the twelve parths which make up a
Porovian day, about four were required for sleep, and only two
for work, thus leaving six, the equivalent of nearly twelve earth
hours, for meals and recreation.</p>
<p>Recreation is the chief vocation of Cupia, and is conducted
under the direction of the Minister of Play, who is the most
important member of the king’s cabinet.</p>
<p>I was duly assigned to a “hundred” (<i>i.e.</i> athletic club) consisting
of one hundred and forty-seven members, under the
leadership of an elective pootah, assisted by two bar-pootahs.
The hundreds are grouped together by twelves, into thousands,
each led by an elective eklat; and so the grouping continues on
the analogy of the defunct armies of the Cupian nations which
existed prior to the great war of the Formian conquest. As I
have already intimated, a similar organization obtains in the
imperial air navy of the ant-men.</p>
<p>The games are mostly athletic in their nature, consisting in
running, jumping, throwing stones at a mark, strap-dueling
with blunt knives dipped in pitch, wrestling <i>et cetera</i>. Sons
normally enter their father’s hundred as soon as there is a
vacancy, and wives and daughters are organized into auxiliary
hundreds. Teams, representing each hundred, compete annually
within their thousand, the winning teams compete within their
regiment, and so on up. Badges are awarded to the final winners,
and a special prize to the hundred whose members capture
the most badges. Then there is competitive marching in complicated
evolutions in squads of twelve, conducted by each
hundred as a whole.</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_100">100</div>
<p>This organized recreation is entirely optional, except as to the
marching, which in my hundred occurred only twice a sangth,
<i>i.e.</i>, every sixty days; so I had plenty of time to spend as I saw
fit. I made frequent visits to the Department of Electricity, and
became quite intimate with its professor, Oya Buh.</p>
<p>I also became acquainted with Ja Babbuh, Professor of Mathematics.</p>
<p>The observatory fascinated me. Never for a moment is the
huge telescope, with its revolving cylinder of mercury, left
unguarded. Here sits constantly Buh Tedn, or one of his assistants,
while four students scan the sky for an occasional rift in
the clouds. This vigil, maintained throughout the ages, and a
similar vigil at Mooni, have resulted in a knowledge of space
comparable with ours, in spite of the clouds which envelop
Poros. The Porovians have long been of the opinion that both
Mars and the Earth are inhabited, but that the other planets
are not.</p>
<p>Constant demands were made on me to lecture before the
students, and to submit to physical examinations; but, as all
this came during my work time, it did not interfere with my
recreation.</p>
<p>The wing of the palace devoted to Lilla and her attendants,
lay near to my quarters and not far from the machine shop, and
could be reached by an outside door without passing through
the rest of the palace. Thither I came as a frequent visitor, by
invitation of the princess. In fact, to be perfectly frank, I spent
nearly my entire spare time there.</p>
<p>She had an unquenchable sunny disposition, and a keen
sense of humor. She had no particular accomplishments, and
yet possessed that trait, often overlooked and yet more valuable
than any mere parlor tricks, of tactfulness, sympathy, ability to
smooth over the rough places of life, and to enrich with her
personality every gathering which she favored with her presence.</p>
<p>I certainly was on the top of the world—or rather of the
planet Poros—and to make my contentment complete my old
ant friend Doggo was detailed as attache of the Formian ambassador,
and brought with him my pet buntlote and Lilla’s
pet mathlab, which we had left behind in Wautoosa.</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_101">101</div>
<p>Meanwhile my scientific attainments were attracting considerable
attention, until finally Lilla informed me that her father
had reached the conclusion that these attainments would furnish
an excuse for elevating me to the lesser nobility. The <i>real</i>
basis for my elevation was of course my rescue of the princess,
but the king had not dared to give this reason, for fear of
offending the sensibilities of Queen Formis.</p>
<p>In due course of time my promotion occurred, and I became
a barsarkar, entitled to wear a red circle over where my heart
ought to be, <i>i.e.</i>, on the right side of my toga.</p>
<p>Lilla gave a special dinner to celebrate this, and invited Bthuh
and Poblath. In fact, she was always getting up special occasions
on one pretext or another, for she was very fond of devising
new ways of cooking alta and mathlab and the red lobsterlike
aphid-parasite, and of trying these dishes on her friends.</p>
<p>We played at a four-handed game resembling checkers, and a
pleasant time was had by all. After the game we sat on a little
veranda in the warm soft evening air, two pairs of lovers blissfully
happy.</p>
<p>Doggo had not been invited. He would not have fitted in.
Being a sexless female, what could he know of love? And then,
too, I had begun to learn that, except in educational circles,
where “science knows no national boundaries,” there was very
little fraternizing between the Cupians and their conquerors.
The social barrier between Doggo and me, which resembled
the pale between our two countries, was the only drawback to
an otherwise idyllic life.</p>
<p>But as Poblath would say: “The cloudiest day may have its
sunshine,” meaning just the opposite to our “every cloud has its
silver lining.” For one day I received a letter from King Kew
announcing, as a special mark of his favor, my betrothal to—the
Duchess Bthuh!</p>
<p>Horrified, I rushed to the apartments of my Princess, and
obtained entrance. She, too, had heard the news, and was in
tears.</p>
<p>“My rank or not, Bthuh or no Bthuh, you are mine, mine!”
she sobbed as she clung to me, while I covered her with kisses.
“If it were not for Yuri and your criminal record, we could
flee into Formia; but here in Cupia my father is supreme. If
you were still a commoner, you could marry or not as you
chose, within your own class; but as a barsarkar you must
marry as the king directs.”</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_102">102</div>
<p>“Isn’t there anything we can do about it?” I demanded.</p>
<p>“Nothing,” she replied. “A princess cannot marry lower
than a full sarkar, which is a rank that you can attain only by
performing some distinguished service for your country. Our
only hope lies in accepting fate for the present, and in striving
to get you a sarkarship before the wedding. And think of poor
Bthuh! This will be as much of a blow to her and to Poblath
as it is to us.”</p>
<p>But, to our surprise and consternation, Bthuh took the news
very philosophically.</p>
<p>“The king’s will be done,” she said with a pretty little pout
and shrug. “Myles Cabot is not a bad match after all; and,
if rank prevents him from having the princess and prevents me
from having the mango, why not solace ourselves with each
other?”</p>
<p>And she glanced shyly up at me.</p>
<p>But somehow the idea did not appeal to me at all.</p>
<p>I must have looked at Bthuh with much the same expression
of horror as the princess had worn the day of our first meeting
at Wautoosa when I was still an unkempt earth man, for Bthuh
laughed and said: “Come, come, Myles, do not look thus. Am
I so horrible that you cannot learn to love me, even to please
our gracious king?”</p>
<p>“Bthuh! Stop that foolishness at once!” ordered Lilla. “You
make me sick.”</p>
<p>But Bthuh insolently replied: “Cannot I flirt with my own
betrothed, O princess?” She left the room, smiling.</p>
<p>“She is merely trying to hide a broken heart,” I apologized.</p>
<p>Whereat Lilla wheeled on me furiously and said: “Don’t
you dare stand up for that creature!”</p>
<p>So I desisted.</p>
<p>I certainly was in a fix! Engaged to girl whom I didn’t love,
but who had apparently determined to put up with me.
Estranged from the girl whom I did love. Forced to play false
with the first man who had befriended me in Cupia. And no
way out in sight. What was I to do?</p>
<p>I thought of renouncing my rank. But this, I found, was
impossible; and, besides, such a step would put the princess
even further out of my reach.</p>
<p>Bthuh bore up nobly; much too nobly, in fact.</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_103">103</div>
<p>Poblath sent me a brief note reading: “I expected no gratitude,
but I did expect a square deal,” and then refused to receive
me when I hastened to the mang-ool to explain.</p>
<p>I took Hah Babbuh into my confidence, but he had no suggestion
to offer, for I had as yet done nothing to deserve a
sarkarship.</p>
<p>As time passed I saw less and less of Lilla and more and
more of Bthuh, but I managed to keep from being left alone
with the latter.</p>
<p>The date of our wedding was set, and drew nearer and
nearer. We were to be married in state by the king himself. I
could not help admitting that my bride was an exquisite creature.
But I did not, could not, love her; though, if I had never
met the Princess Lilla, I could doubtless have lived very happily
with Bthuh. But how can the eagle’s lover mate with a
parakeet?</p>
<p>At last the eve of my wedding arrived. After supper I
dragged my footsteps to the quarters of the princess, to spend
with her the last few parths which I should ever be free to
spend, for on the morrow I was to become a married man.
Bthuh, my affianced bride, met me, and the princess was nowhere
to be seen.</p>
<p>“Oh Cabot, Cabot,” entreated Bthuh as she seized my hands
and gazed into my eyes. “Cannot you bow to the inevitable?
Is life with me such a horrible fate? I can be very sweet if you
will but let me try. You have never once kissed me yet. Is that
the way to treat your betrothed? Kiss me, Cabot, kiss me, kiss
me, kiss me!”</p>
<p>And, still holding me with her amber eyes, she slid her hands
up my arms and drew her fragrant presence close to me.</p>
<p>But I broke away abruptly from her spell and demanded:
“Where is my princess? Surely you will not rob me of my last
few hours of freedom.”</p>
<p>Bthuh shrugged her pretty shoulders. “Your princess, it is
always your princess! Well, what should I care? For tomorrow
you are mine, wholly mine, and even a princess will not pirate
the husband of a sarkari. Find her yourself and gather flowers
while it yet is day.” And with another shrug she left the salon.</p>
<div class="pb" id="Page_104">104</div>
<p>“Tomorrow? Why, tomorrow I may be myself with yesterday’s
seven thousand years,” I quoted softly as I pulled the signal
cord for the maid.</p>
<p>The maid informed me that her mistress had not been seen
since early morning. It was not like Lilla thus to leave her
whereabouts unknown for such a long time. So I rushed out
into the streets and began to make inquiries.</p>
<p>If I had been less agitated I suppose that I would have been
more systematic; but as it was, I soon learned from a pinqui
that the princess had been seen walking southward over the
plaza shortly before noon. So I hastened down to the plaza and
started questioning people.</p>
<p>At last my search was rewarded, for several people reported
that they had seen a woman apparently much agitated, picked
up by an ant-man and carried southward. So hiring a kerkool
at the nearest garage, I started in pursuit.</p>
<p>A few stads outside the city I came upon an ant kerkool
lying beside the road. Gyroscope trouble, evidently. I parked
my car and got out to investigate.</p>
<p>As I was standing there gazing at the fallen kerkool, a
bandage was suddenly thrown about my eyes from behind.
Then I smelled the pungent anaesthetic fumes of decoction of
saffra root, and my struggles ceased.</p>
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