<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XIII" id="CHAPTER_XIII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XIII</h2>
<p class="center">IMAGINATIONS RUN AMUCK</p>
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<p class="cap_1">I DECIDED to utilize some of my spare
time by doing a little freighting from
Oristown to Calias. Accordingly, one
fair morning I started for the former
town. It began raining that evening, finally turning
into a fine snow, and by morning a genuine
South Dakota blizzard was raging. How the wind
did screech across the prairie!</p>
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<p>I was driving the big horse and Jenny Mule to
a wagon loaded with two tons of coal. They were
not shod, and the hillsides had become slick and
treacherous with ice. At the foot of every hill
Jenny Mule would lay her ears back, draw herself
up like a toad, when teased, and look up with a
groan, while the big horse trotted on up the next
slope, pulling her share of the load.</p>
<p>When the wind finally went down the mercury
fell to 25° below zero and my wrists, face, feet,
and ears were frost bitten when I arrived at
Calias. As is always the case during such severe
weather, the hotel was filled, and laughing, story
telling, and good cheer prevailed. The Nicholson
boys asked "how I made it" and I answered
disgustedly that I'd have made it all right if that
Jennie Mule hadn't got faint hearted. The remark
was received as a good joke and my suffering
and annoyances of the trip slipped away into the
past. That remark also had the further effect of
giving Jennie Mule immortality. She became the
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of conversation and jest in hotel and postoffice
lobbies, and even to this day the story of the "faint
hearted mule" often affords splendid entertainment
at festive boards and banquet halls of the Little
Crow, when told by a Nicholson.</p>
<p>While working in the rain, the perspiration and
the rain water had caused my body to become so
badly galled, that I found considerable difficulty
in getting around. To add to this discomfiture
Jenny Mule was affected with a touch of
"Maudism" at times, especially while engaged in
eating grain. One night when I had wandered
thoughtlessly into the barn, she gave me such a
wallop on the right shin as to impair that member
until I could hardly walk without something to
hold to. As it had taken a fourteen-hundred-mile
walk to follow the plow in breaking the one hundred
and twenty acres, I was about "all in" physically
when it was done.</p>
<p>As a means of recuperation I took a trip to Chicago.
While there, the "call of the road" affected
me; I got reinstated and ran a couple of months
to the coast. Four months of free life on the plains,
however, had changed me. After one trip I came
in and found a letter from Jessie, saying she was sick,
and although she never said "come and see me" I
took it as an excuse and quit that P——n Company
for good—and here it passes out of the story—went
down state to M—boro, and spent the happiest
week of my life.</p>
<p>After I had returned to Dakota, however, I contracted
an imagination that worked me into a state
of jealously, concerning an individual who made
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home in M—boro, and with whom I suspicioned
the object of my heart to be unduly friendly. I say,
this is what I suspicioned. There was no particular
proof, and I have been inclined to think, in after
years, that it was more a case of an over-energetic
imagination run amuck. I contended in my mind
and in my letters to her as well, that I should not
have thought anything of it, if the "man in the case"
had a little more promising future, but since his
proficiency only earned him the munificent sum of
three dollars per week, I continued to fret and fume,
until I at last resolved to suspend all communication
with her.</p>
<p>Now what I should have done when I reached this
stage of imaginary insanity, was to have sent Miss
Rooks a ticket, some money, and she would have
come to Dakota and married me, and together we
would have "lived happy ever after." As I see it
now, I was affected with an "idealism." Of course
I was not aware of it at the time—no young soul
is—until they have learned by bitter experience
the folly of "they should not do thus and so", and,
of course, there is the old excuse, "good intentions."
Somewhere I read that the road to—not St. Peter—is
paved with good intentions. The result of my
prolific imagination was that I carried out my resolutions,
quit writing, and emotionally lived rather
unhappily thereafter, for some time at least.</p>
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