<h2><SPAN name="Chapter_22" id="Chapter_22"><i>Chapter 22</i></SPAN></h2>
<h3>THE NAMING BEE</h3>
<p>Over the weekend the schoolhouse had been dried out, and on Monday it
re-opened with only the high-tide mark showing. Paul and Maureen were
present and on time. But it was a hard thing to remember the provinces
of Canada, or to stand up and recite: "Washington, Adams, Jefferson,
Madison, Monroe ..." when Misty's filly had to be named. The Town
Council was insistent. They had to have a name at once. And the more
Paul and Maureen were pressed to make a decision, the harder it was to
decide.</p>
<p>For the next few days, in school and out, they thought up names and
just as quickly discarded them. None seemed right. Either they were
too long, or when you called them out across the marsh they sounded
puny. It wasn't like naming just any colt.</p>
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<p>For three days they struggled. Then on Wednesday almost at dusk Mr.
Conant, the postmaster himself, arrived at Pony Ranch with a whole bag
of mail for the Beebes. When Grandma spied him striding across the
yard, she quickly set an extra place at the table and sent Maureen to
the door.</p>
<p>"Evenin', Mr. Conant," Maureen said politely, but her eyes were on the
mailbag.</p>
<p>"How do you do, Maureen and Mrs. Beebe?"</p>
<p>"How-do, Mr. Conant. I declare," Grandma chuckled, "you look jes' like
Santa Claus with that leather pouch ye're carryin'. Let me hang it on
a peg whilst you set down. Mr. Beebe and Paul will be in right soon.
Now then," she beamed, "do stay to supper. We got us a fine turtle
stew with black-eyed peas, and light bread, and some of my beach-plum
preserves."</p>
<p>"I'd be very honored to stay!" Mr. Conant replied. "My wife has taken
her mother to Salisbury for over night, and while she has no doubt
prepared some tasty treat for me, what is food without good talk to
digest it?"</p>
<p>Grandma looked pleased. "That's what I allus tell Clarence, only I
don't say it so elegant."</p>
<p>Maureen was still eyeing the mailbag, her curiosity at the bursting
point.</p>
<p>"Oh, I almost forgot," Mr. Conant smiled broadly. He reached into his
inside pocket and drew out an envelope bearing a bright red Special
Delivery sticker. "It's for you and Paul," he said, handing it to
Maureen. "Since it's marked <i>Special</i>, I decided to bring all of your
mail along, instead of letting it wait until tomorrow." Pointing to
the mailbag, he added, "It's the biggest batch of mail ever to come to
Chincoteague for one family in one day."</p>
<p>There was a clatter and a stamping in the back hall as Grandpa and Paul
came in. "Why, if 'tain't Mr. Conant," Grandpa said, putting out his
hand. "I'm as pleased to see ye as a dog with two tails!"</p>
<p>"Look, Paul!" Maureen cried. "A letter, Special Delivery! For us!"</p>
<p>Paul took the news with outward calm, but his eyes strained to see the
postmark and his fingers itched to snatch the letter and run off, like
Skipper with a bone.</p>
<p>"You children put that letter with the others and wash up now," Grandma
scolded gently as she stirred the stew. "Turtles is hard to come by,
and I ain't minded to let our vittles get ruint. Besides," she said,
"if it's good news, it'll keep, and if it's bad, time enough to read it
after we've et. Everyone, please to sit. You here, Mr. Postmaster."</p>
<p>In spite of company, supper that night was, as Grandpa put it, "a lick
and a gallop." Everyone was in a fever of excitement to start opening
the letters. But first the table had to be cleared, and the crumbs
swept clean. Then Grandma spread out a fresh checkered cloth to protect
the top. "We allus use the kitchen table for everything," she explained
to Mr. Conant, "fer readin' and writin', fer splintin' broken bird
legs—whatever 'tis needs doin'." She nodded now in the direction of
the mail pouch.</p>
<p>The postmaster took down the bag and dumped the letters onto the table.
With the hand of an expert he stacked them in neat piles, placing the
Special Delivery on top.</p>
<p>"It's like Christmas!" Maureen gasped.</p>
<p>"It's <i>bigger</i> than Christmas," Paul said.</p>
<p>"Who they for?" Grandpa wanted to know.</p>
<p>"Some are for you, Mr. Beebe, and some for Paul and Maureen."</p>
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<p>Wait-a-Minute jumped on the table and began upsetting the piles. Paul
swept her off with his arm. "You tend to your kittens," he said not
unkindly. "We got important business!" He took out his pocketknife.
"I'll do the slitting," he announced.</p>
<p>"I'll do the pullin' out and unfoldin'," Grandpa offered.</p>
<p>"You read them to us, Grandma," Maureen said. "You make everything
sound like a storybook."</p>
<p>Grandma blushed. "Mr. Conant's got the edification. I'd be right shy
readin' in front of him."</p>
<p>"Not at all, not at all, Mrs. Beebe. I agree with Maureen. Many a
Sunday I've gone by your class and heard you reading from the Bible. I
feel complimented you let me stay and be part of the family."</p>
<p>For a moment the slitting of the envelopes and the crackle of paper
were the only sounds in the room. Then Grandma picked up the Special
Delivery letter, took a deep breath, and in her best Sunday voice began:</p>
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<p>"<i>Dear Paul and Maureen,</i></p>
<p>"<i>I am sorry the storm came. But I am glad Misty had a baby. Was I
surprised!</i></p>
<p>"<i>I hope some day I can visit your island or maybe even live there. I
hope to go to Pony Penning Day and maybe buy a pony.</i></p>
<p>"<i>I hope you don't mind if I send you a name for Misty's baby. I think
'Windy' would be nice.</i>"</p>
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<p>"By ginger!" Grandpa exclaimed. "That's uncommon purty. Let's have
another, Idy."</p>
<p>Mr. Conant took pencil and paper out of his pocket and wrote down
<i>Windy</i> with a checkmark after it.</p>
<p>"This one is to Misty herself," Grandma went on. "Why, it's a regular
baby card, and it says, <i>Congratulations to you and the new little
bundle of joy</i>."</p>
<p>"Turn it over, Grandma, there's a note on the back," Maureen said.</p>
<p>"So there is! Listen:</p>
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<p>"<i>Dear little Misty,</i></p>
<p>"<i>I've heard so much about you I feel like I know you. I love horses
and I was worried about you during the storm. You have a wonderful
master and mistress to bring you into the kitchen.</i></p>
<p>"<i>You should name your filly 'Misty's Little Storm Cloud.'</i></p>
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<p>Isn't that beautiful, folks?"</p>
<p>Grandpa looked inquiringly at the children. "To my notion," he
hesitated, "it'd be too long a handle fer such a little mite—even if
we was to boil it down some."</p>
<p>Maureen was impatient. "More, Grandma. More!"</p>
<p>"Here's one from a fifth-grader up to Glassboro, New Jersey:</p>
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<p>"<i>I am a boy ten and a half years old. This is not a very long letter,
but I like the name 'Windy' for Misty's colt.</i>"</p>
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<p>Mr. Conant made a second checkmark after <i>Windy</i>. "Two for <i>Windy</i>," he
announced.</p>
<p>"Doggone, if this ain't jes' like an election," Grandpa said. "Vote
countin' and all."</p>
<p>Grandma broke out in smiles. "This one's mostly questions:</p>
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<p>"<i>Dear Paul and Maureen,</i></p>
<p>"<i>How are you? I am fine. I read in the paper that Misty is safe.</i></p>
<p>"<i>How do you pronounce your island's name?</i></p>
<p>"<i>If I should come to your island, would you show me how to eat
oysters?</i></p>
<p>"<i>How are your Grandpa and Grandma? I think you are one of the greatest
families in the U.S.A.</i></p>
<p>"<i>P.S. Do you think you'll have a Pony Penning this year?</i>"</p>
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<p>"See?" Maureen said. "Folks are asking already, but I just won't answer
this one until later. Go on, Grandma."</p>
<p>"Here's one from a lady teacher:</p>
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<p>"<i>We read in the paper that Misty had a filly and also that 145 ponies
died. My heart just sinks.</i></p>
<p>"<i>One of my pupils said that colts have such twinkly legs he thought
'Sand Piper' would be a good name for Misty's baby.</i>"</p>
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<p>"Hmmm," Paul said approvingly. "See what I mean, Maureen? <i>Sand Piper</i>
would honor her granddaddy, the Pied Piper."</p>
<p>Mr. Conant wrote down the name with one checkmark and a star beside it.</p>
<p>"If she was a horse-colt instead of a mare-colt," Maureen said, "I'd
like it fine. But we got to think about when she's grown up."</p>
<p>Mr. Conant erased the star.</p>
<p>Grandma pursed her lips as she read the next letter to herself.</p>
<p>"Land sakes, Idy, I'll be a bushy-whiskered old man by the time ye make
that one out."</p>
<p>"Oh, it's easy to make out," she replied. "The writing's beautiful.
It's to you, Clarence." She held it up for all to see. Then she cleared
her throat:</p>
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<p>"<i>Dear Sir:</i></p>
<p>"<i>I cut a picture from the state paper yesterday of Misty's filly,
born Sunday, March 11th. The caption said she was foaled at an animal
hospital, but I am hoping that someone in your town can give me more
information about her. Is she healthy? And is she for sale?</i>"</p>
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<p>There was a stunned silence. Grandpa's face went red and the cords of
his neck bulged.</p>
<p>Mr. Conant looked at him in alarm. "Mr. Beebe," he said, "I know the
answer to that one. If you'll allow me, I'd like to do the replying."</p>
<p>Grandpa didn't trust himself to speak. He managed a nod of thanks.</p>
<p>"Grandma, try another!" Maureen urged.</p>
<p>"Here's a real short one," Grandma said cheerily, "and it says:</p>
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<p>"<i>If I owned Misty, I would name her colt 'Stormy.'</i>"</p>
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<p>Paul's eyes met Maureen's and held. Then he leaped up from his chair,
stood on his head, and cried, "Yahoo!" In an instant he was right side
up again. He shouted the name, "STORMY!" Then he whispered it very
softly, "<i>Stormy</i>."</p>
<p>Maureen clapped her hands. "Why, it sounds good both ways!"</p>
<p>Promptly Mr. Conant wrote it down. "I'll give this one two stars," he
said.</p>
<p>And still there were more letters and more names—<i>Gale Winds</i> and <i>Rip
Tide</i> and <i>Sea Wings</i> and <i>Ocean Mist</i> and <i>Misty's Shadow</i> and <i>Mini
Mist</i> and <i>Foggy</i> and <i>Cloudy</i>—until at last they were down to one
letter.</p>
<p>Grandpa loosened his suspenders, yawning and stretching. "Out with that
last one, Idy. Sandman's workin' on me, both barrels."</p>
<p>Grandma's face lighted with pleasure. "Why, it's signed by a whole
bunch of school children over to Reistertown, Maryland." She adjusted
her spectacles and began:</p>
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<p>"<i>Our class read the book about Misty. Now we are reading about the
awful storm that flooded your island. We are glad Misty was not
drowned. As soon as we heard the news about her colt, we decided to
write you. We think you should name her 'Stormy' because she was born
in a storm. Would you like that? We would. We had a secret ballot, and
'Stormy' won first place with twenty votes.</i>"</p>
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<p>Paul drew in his breath. "That does it!" he said. "Remember, Maureen?
Sometimes they name 'em for markings, sometimes for ancestors, and the
third way is for natural phenom ... happenings of Nature."</p>
<p>"Like the storm?"</p>
<p>"Exactly." Paul got up from the table and spoke now in great
seriousness. "Mr. Conant, how many votes do we have for <i>Stormy</i>?"</p>
<p>"Twenty-two, Paul."</p>
<p>"All those in favor of <i>Stormy</i> please say Aye."</p>
<p>The Ayes were loud and clear.</p>
<p>Maureen heaved a great sigh. "Oh, Paul, now we can fill in the
announcements."</p>
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