<h2><SPAN name="chap10"></SPAN>X.<br/>THE ADVENTURE OF THE NOBLE BACHELOR</h2>
<p class="pfirst">
<span class="dropcap" style="font-size: 1.50em">T</span>he Lord St. Simon
marriage, and its curious termination, have long ceased to be a subject of
interest in those exalted circles in which the unfortunate bridegroom moves.
Fresh scandals have eclipsed it, and their more piquant details have drawn the
gossips away from this four-year-old drama. As I have reason to believe,
however, that the full facts have never been revealed to the general public,
and as my friend Sherlock Holmes had a considerable share in clearing the
matter up, I feel that no memoir of him would be complete without some little
sketch of this remarkable episode.</p>
<p>It was a few weeks before my own marriage, during the days when I was still
sharing rooms with Holmes in Baker Street, that he came home from an afternoon
stroll to find a letter on the table waiting for him. I had remained indoors
all day, for the weather had taken a sudden turn to rain, with high autumnal
winds, and the jezail bullet which I had brought back in one of my limbs as a
relic of my Afghan campaign throbbed with dull persistence. With my body in one
easy-chair and my legs upon another, I had surrounded myself with a cloud of
newspapers until at last, saturated with the news of the day, I tossed them all
aside and lay listless, watching the huge crest and monogram upon the envelope
upon the table and wondering lazily who my friend’s noble correspondent
could be.</p>
<p>“Here is a very fashionable epistle,” I remarked as he entered.
“Your morning letters, if I remember right, were from a fish-monger and a
tide-waiter.”</p>
<p>“Yes, my correspondence has certainly the charm of variety,” he
answered, smiling, “and the humbler are usually the more interesting.
This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man
either to be bored or to lie.”</p>
<p>He broke the seal and glanced over the contents.</p>
<p>“Oh, come, it may prove to be something of interest, after all.”</p>
<p>“Not social, then?”</p>
<p>“No, distinctly professional.”</p>
<p>“And from a noble client?”</p>
<p>“One of the highest in England.”</p>
<p>“My dear fellow, I congratulate you.”</p>
<p>“I assure you, Watson, without affectation, that the status of my client
is a matter of less moment to me than the interest of his case. It is just
possible, however, that that also may not be wanting in this new investigation.
You have been reading the papers diligently of late, have you not?”</p>
<p>“It looks like it,” said I ruefully, pointing to a huge bundle in
the corner. “I have had nothing else to do.”</p>
<p>“It is fortunate, for you will perhaps be able to post me up. I read
nothing except the criminal news and the agony column. The latter is always
instructive. But if you have followed recent events so closely you must have
read about Lord St. Simon and his wedding?”</p>
<p>“Oh, yes, with the deepest interest.”</p>
<p>“That is well. The letter which I hold in my hand is from Lord St. Simon.
I will read it to you, and in return you must turn over these papers and let me
have whatever bears upon the matter. This is what he says:</p>
<p class="letter">
“‘MY DEAR MR. SHERLOCK HOLMES,—Lord Backwater tells me
that I may place implicit reliance upon your judgment and discretion. I have
determined, therefore, to call upon you and to consult you in reference to the
very painful event which has occurred in connection with my wedding. Mr.
Lestrade, of Scotland Yard, is acting already in the matter, but he assures me
that he sees no objection to your co-operation, and that he even thinks that it
might be of some assistance. I will call at four o’clock in the
afternoon, and, should you have any other engagement at that time, I hope that
you will postpone it, as this matter is of paramount importance. Yours
faithfully,</p>
<p class="right">
“‘ROBERT ST. SIMON.’</p>
<p class="p2">
“It is dated from Grosvenor Mansions, written with a quill pen, and the
noble lord has had the misfortune to get a smear of ink upon the outer side of
his right little finger,” remarked Holmes as he folded up the epistle.</p>
<p>“He says four o’clock. It is three now. He will be here in an
hour.”</p>
<p>“Then I have just time, with your assistance, to get clear upon the
subject. Turn over those papers and arrange the extracts in their order of
time, while I take a glance as to who our client is.” He picked a
red-covered volume from a line of books of reference beside the mantelpiece.
“Here he is,” said he, sitting down and flattening it out upon his
knee. “‘Lord Robert Walsingham de Vere St. Simon, second son
of the Duke of Balmoral.’ Hum! ‘Arms: Azure, three caltrops in
chief over a fess sable. Born in 1846.’ He’s forty-one years of
age, which is mature for marriage. Was Under-Secretary for the colonies in a
late administration. The Duke, his father, was at one time Secretary for
Foreign Affairs. They inherit Plantagenet blood by direct descent, and Tudor on
the distaff side. Ha! Well, there is nothing very instructive in all this. I
think that I must turn to you Watson, for something more solid.”</p>
<p>“I have very little difficulty in finding what I want,” said I,
“for the facts are quite recent, and the matter struck me as remarkable.
I feared to refer them to you, however, as I knew that you had an inquiry on
hand and that you disliked the intrusion of other matters.”</p>
<p>“Oh, you mean the little problem of the Grosvenor Square furniture van.
That is quite cleared up now—though, indeed, it was obvious from the
first. Pray give me the results of your newspaper selections.”</p>
<p>“Here is the first notice which I can find. It is in the personal column
of the <i>Morning Post</i>, and dates, as you see, some weeks back: ‘A
marriage has been arranged,’ it says, ‘and will, if rumour is
correct, very shortly take place, between Lord Robert St. Simon, second son of
the Duke of Balmoral, and Miss Hatty Doran, the only daughter of Aloysius
Doran. Esq., of San Francisco, Cal., U.S.A.’ That is all.”</p>
<p>“Terse and to the point,” remarked Holmes, stretching his long,
thin legs towards the fire.</p>
<p>“There was a paragraph amplifying this in one of the society papers of
the same week. Ah, here it is: ‘There will soon be a call for protection
in the marriage market, for the present free-trade principle appears to tell
heavily against our home product. One by one the management of the noble houses
of Great Britain is passing into the hands of our fair cousins from across the
Atlantic. An important addition has been made during the last week to the list
of the prizes which have been borne away by these charming invaders. Lord St.
Simon, who has shown himself for over twenty years proof against the little
god’s arrows, has now definitely announced his approaching marriage with
Miss Hatty Doran, the fascinating daughter of a California millionaire. Miss
Doran, whose graceful figure and striking face attracted much attention at the
Westbury House festivities, is an only child, and it is currently reported that
her dowry will run to considerably over the six figures, with expectancies for
the future. As it is an open secret that the Duke of Balmoral has been
compelled to sell his pictures within the last few years, and as Lord St. Simon
has no property of his own save the small estate of Birchmoor, it is obvious
that the Californian heiress is not the only gainer by an alliance which will
enable her to make the easy and common transition from a Republican lady to a
British peeress.’”</p>
<p>“Anything else?” asked Holmes, yawning.</p>
<p>“Oh, yes; plenty. Then there is another note in the <i>Morning Post</i>
to say that the marriage would be an absolutely quiet one, that it would be at
St. George’s, Hanover Square, that only half a dozen intimate friends
would be invited, and that the party would return to the furnished house at
Lancaster Gate which has been taken by Mr. Aloysius Doran. Two days
later—that is, on Wednesday last—there is a curt announcement that
the wedding had taken place, and that the honeymoon would be passed at Lord
Backwater’s place, near Petersfield. Those are all the notices which
appeared before the disappearance of the bride.”</p>
<p>“Before the what?” asked Holmes with a start.</p>
<p>“The vanishing of the lady.”</p>
<p>“When did she vanish, then?”</p>
<p>“At the wedding breakfast.”</p>
<p>“Indeed. This is more interesting than it promised to be; quite dramatic,
in fact.”</p>
<p>“Yes; it struck me as being a little out of the common.”</p>
<p>“They often vanish before the ceremony, and occasionally during the
honeymoon; but I cannot call to mind anything quite so prompt as this. Pray let
me have the details.”</p>
<p>“I warn you that they are very incomplete.”</p>
<p>“Perhaps we may make them less so.”</p>
<p>“Such as they are, they are set forth in a single article of a morning
paper of yesterday, which I will read to you. It is headed, ‘Singular
Occurrence at a Fashionable Wedding’:</p>
<p>“‘The family of Lord Robert St. Simon has been thrown into
the greatest consternation by the strange and painful episodes which have taken
place in connection with his wedding. The ceremony, as shortly announced in the
papers of yesterday, occurred on the previous morning; but it is only now that
it has been possible to confirm the strange rumours which have been so
persistently floating about. In spite of the attempts of the friends to hush
the matter up, so much public attention has now been drawn to it that no good
purpose can be served by affecting to disregard what is a common subject for
conversation.</p>
<p>“‘The ceremony, which was performed at St. George’s,
Hanover Square, was a very quiet one, no one being present save the father of
the bride, Mr. Aloysius Doran, the Duchess of Balmoral, Lord Backwater, Lord
Eustace and Lady Clara St. Simon (the younger brother and sister of the
bridegroom), and Lady Alicia Whittington. The whole party proceeded afterwards
to the house of Mr. Aloysius Doran, at Lancaster Gate, where breakfast had been
prepared. It appears that some little trouble was caused by a woman, whose name
has not been ascertained, who endeavoured to force her way into the house after
the bridal party, alleging that she had some claim upon Lord St. Simon. It was
only after a painful and prolonged scene that she was ejected by the butler and
the footman. The bride, who had fortunately entered the house before this
unpleasant interruption, had sat down to breakfast with the rest, when she
complained of a sudden indisposition and retired to her room. Her prolonged
absence having caused some comment, her father followed her, but learned from
her maid that she had only come up to her chamber for an instant, caught up an
ulster and bonnet, and hurried down to the passage. One of the footmen declared
that he had seen a lady leave the house thus apparelled, but had refused to
credit that it was his mistress, believing her to be with the company. On
ascertaining that his daughter had disappeared, Mr. Aloysius Doran, in
conjunction with the bridegroom, instantly put themselves in communication with
the police, and very energetic inquiries are being made, which will probably
result in a speedy clearing up of this very singular business. Up to a late
hour last night, however, nothing had transpired as to the whereabouts of the
missing lady. There are rumours of foul play in the matter, and it is said that
the police have caused the arrest of the woman who had caused the original
disturbance, in the belief that, from jealousy or some other motive, she may
have been concerned in the strange disappearance of the
bride.’”</p>
<p>“And is that all?”</p>
<p>“Only one little item in another of the morning papers, but it is a
suggestive one.”</p>
<p>“And it is—”</p>
<p>“That Miss Flora Millar, the lady who had caused the disturbance, has
actually been arrested. It appears that she was formerly a <i>danseuse</i> at
the Allegro, and that she has known the bridegroom for some years. There are no
further particulars, and the whole case is in your hands now—so far as it
has been set forth in the public press.”</p>
<p>“And an exceedingly interesting case it appears to be. I would not have
missed it for worlds. But there is a ring at the bell, Watson, and as the clock
makes it a few minutes after four, I have no doubt that this will prove to be
our noble client. Do not dream of going, Watson, for I very much prefer having
a witness, if only as a check to my own memory.”</p>
<p>“Lord Robert St. Simon,” announced our page-boy, throwing open the
door. A gentleman entered, with a pleasant, cultured face, high-nosed and pale,
with something perhaps of petulance about the mouth, and with the steady,
well-opened eye of a man whose pleasant lot it had ever been to command and to
be obeyed. His manner was brisk, and yet his general appearance gave an undue
impression of age, for he had a slight forward stoop and a little bend of the
knees as he walked. His hair, too, as he swept off his very curly-brimmed hat,
was grizzled round the edges and thin upon the top. As to his dress, it was
careful to the verge of foppishness, with high collar, black frock-coat, white
waistcoat, yellow gloves, patent-leather shoes, and light-coloured gaiters. He
advanced slowly into the room, turning his head from left to right, and
swinging in his right hand the cord which held his golden eyeglasses.</p>
<p>“Good-day, Lord St. Simon,” said Holmes, rising and bowing.
“Pray take the basket-chair. This is my friend and colleague, Dr. Watson.
Draw up a little to the fire, and we will talk this matter over.”</p>
<p>“A most painful matter to me, as you can most readily imagine, Mr.
Holmes. I have been cut to the quick. I understand that you have already
managed several delicate cases of this sort, sir, though I presume that they
were hardly from the same class of society.”</p>
<p>“No, I am descending.”</p>
<p>“I beg pardon.”</p>
<p>“My last client of the sort was a king.”</p>
<p>“Oh, really! I had no idea. And which king?”</p>
<p>“The King of Scandinavia.”</p>
<p>“What! Had he lost his wife?”</p>
<p>“You can understand,” said Holmes suavely, “that I extend to
the affairs of my other clients the same secrecy which I promise to you in
yours.”</p>
<p>“Of course! Very right! very right! I’m sure I beg pardon. As to my
own case, I am ready to give you any information which may assist you in
forming an opinion.”</p>
<p>“Thank you. I have already learned all that is in the public prints,
nothing more. I presume that I may take it as correct—this article, for
example, as to the disappearance of the bride.”</p>
<p>Lord St. Simon glanced over it. “Yes, it is correct, as far as it
goes.”</p>
<p>“But it needs a great deal of supplementing before anyone could offer an
opinion. I think that I may arrive at my facts most directly by questioning
you.”</p>
<p>“Pray do so.”</p>
<p>“When did you first meet Miss Hatty Doran?”</p>
<p>“In San Francisco, a year ago.”</p>
<p>“You were travelling in the States?”</p>
<p>“Yes.”</p>
<p>“Did you become engaged then?”</p>
<p>“No.”</p>
<p>“But you were on a friendly footing?”</p>
<p>“I was amused by her society, and she could see that I was amused.”</p>
<p>“Her father is very rich?”</p>
<p>“He is said to be the richest man on the Pacific slope.”</p>
<p>“And how did he make his money?”</p>
<p>“In mining. He had nothing a few years ago. Then he struck gold, invested
it, and came up by leaps and bounds.”</p>
<p>“Now, what is your own impression as to the young lady’s—your
wife’s character?”</p>
<p>The nobleman swung his glasses a little faster and stared down into the fire.
“You see, Mr. Holmes,” said he, “my wife was twenty before
her father became a rich man. During that time she ran free in a mining camp
and wandered through woods or mountains, so that her education has come from
Nature rather than from the schoolmaster. She is what we call in England a
tomboy, with a strong nature, wild and free, unfettered by any sort of
traditions. She is impetuous—volcanic, I was about to say. She is swift
in making up her mind and fearless in carrying out her resolutions. On the
other hand, I would not have given her the name which I have the honour to
bear”—he gave a little stately cough—“had I not thought
her to be at bottom a noble woman. I believe that she is capable of heroic
self-sacrifice and that anything dishonourable would be repugnant to
her.”</p>
<p>“Have you her photograph?”</p>
<p>“I brought this with me.” He opened a locket and showed us the full
face of a very lovely woman. It was not a photograph but an ivory miniature,
and the artist had brought out the full effect of the lustrous black hair, the
large dark eyes, and the exquisite mouth. Holmes gazed long and earnestly at
it. Then he closed the locket and handed it back to Lord St. Simon.</p>
<p>“The young lady came to London, then, and you renewed your
acquaintance?”</p>
<p>“Yes, her father brought her over for this last London season. I met her
several times, became engaged to her, and have now married her.”</p>
<p>“She brought, I understand, a considerable dowry?”</p>
<p>“A fair dowry. Not more than is usual in my family.”</p>
<p>“And this, of course, remains to you, since the marriage is a <i>fait
accompli</i>?”</p>
<p>“I really have made no inquiries on the subject.”</p>
<p>“Very naturally not. Did you see Miss Doran on the day before the
wedding?”</p>
<p>“Yes.”</p>
<p>“Was she in good spirits?”</p>
<p>“Never better. She kept talking of what we should do in our future
lives.”</p>
<p>“Indeed! That is very interesting. And on the morning of the
wedding?”</p>
<p>“She was as bright as possible—at least until after the
ceremony.”</p>
<p>“And did you observe any change in her then?”</p>
<p>“Well, to tell the truth, I saw then the first signs that I had ever seen
that her temper was just a little sharp. The incident however, was too trivial
to relate and can have no possible bearing upon the case.”</p>
<p>“Pray let us have it, for all that.”</p>
<p>“Oh, it is childish. She dropped her bouquet as we went towards the
vestry. She was passing the front pew at the time, and it fell over into the
pew. There was a moment’s delay, but the gentleman in the pew handed it
up to her again, and it did not appear to be the worse for the fall. Yet when I
spoke to her of the matter, she answered me abruptly; and in the carriage, on
our way home, she seemed absurdly agitated over this trifling cause.”</p>
<p>“Indeed! You say that there was a gentleman in the pew. Some of the
general public were present, then?”</p>
<p>“Oh, yes. It is impossible to exclude them when the church is
open.”</p>
<p>“This gentleman was not one of your wife’s friends?”</p>
<p>“No, no; I call him a gentleman by courtesy, but he was quite a
common-looking person. I hardly noticed his appearance. But really I think that
we are wandering rather far from the point.”</p>
<p>“Lady St. Simon, then, returned from the wedding in a less cheerful frame
of mind than she had gone to it. What did she do on re-entering her
father’s house?”</p>
<p>“I saw her in conversation with her maid.”</p>
<p>“And who is her maid?”</p>
<p>“Alice is her name. She is an American and came from California with
her.”</p>
<p>“A confidential servant?”</p>
<p>“A little too much so. It seemed to me that her mistress allowed her to
take great liberties. Still, of course, in America they look upon these things
in a different way.”</p>
<p>“How long did she speak to this Alice?”</p>
<p>“Oh, a few minutes. I had something else to think of.”</p>
<p>“You did not overhear what they said?”</p>
<p>“Lady St. Simon said something about ‘jumping a claim.’ She
was accustomed to use slang of the kind. I have no idea what she meant.”</p>
<p>“American slang is very expressive sometimes. And what did your wife do
when she finished speaking to her maid?”</p>
<p>“She walked into the breakfast-room.”</p>
<p>“On your arm?”</p>
<p>“No, alone. She was very independent in little matters like that. Then,
after we had sat down for ten minutes or so, she rose hurriedly, muttered some
words of apology, and left the room. She never came back.”</p>
<p>“But this maid, Alice, as I understand, deposes that she went to her
room, covered her bride’s dress with a long ulster, put on a bonnet, and
went out.”</p>
<p>“Quite so. And she was afterwards seen walking into Hyde Park in company
with Flora Millar, a woman who is now in custody, and who had already made a
disturbance at Mr. Doran’s house that morning.”</p>
<p>“Ah, yes. I should like a few particulars as to this young lady, and your
relations to her.”</p>
<p>Lord St. Simon shrugged his shoulders and raised his eyebrows. “We have
been on a friendly footing for some years—I may say on a <i>very</i>
friendly footing. She used to be at the Allegro. I have not treated her
ungenerously, and she had no just cause of complaint against me, but you know
what women are, Mr. Holmes. Flora was a dear little thing, but exceedingly
hot-headed and devotedly attached to me. She wrote me dreadful letters when she
heard that I was about to be married, and, to tell the truth, the reason why I
had the marriage celebrated so quietly was that I feared lest there might be a
scandal in the church. She came to Mr. Doran’s door just after we
returned, and she endeavoured to push her way in, uttering very abusive
expressions towards my wife, and even threatening her, but I had foreseen the
possibility of something of the sort, and I had two police fellows there in
private clothes, who soon pushed her out again. She was quiet when she saw that
there was no good in making a row.”</p>
<p>“Did your wife hear all this?”</p>
<p>“No, thank goodness, she did not.”</p>
<p>“And she was seen walking with this very woman afterwards?”</p>
<p>“Yes. That is what Mr. Lestrade, of Scotland Yard, looks upon as so
serious. It is thought that Flora decoyed my wife out and laid some terrible
trap for her.”</p>
<p>“Well, it is a possible supposition.”</p>
<p>“You think so, too?”</p>
<p>“I did not say a probable one. But you do not yourself look upon this as
likely?”</p>
<p>“I do not think Flora would hurt a fly.”</p>
<p>“Still, jealousy is a strange transformer of characters. Pray what is
your own theory as to what took place?”</p>
<p>“Well, really, I came to seek a theory, not to propound one. I have given
you all the facts. Since you ask me, however, I may say that it has occurred to
me as possible that the excitement of this affair, the consciousness that she
had made so immense a social stride, had the effect of causing some little
nervous disturbance in my wife.”</p>
<p>“In short, that she had become suddenly deranged?”</p>
<p>“Well, really, when I consider that she has turned her back—I will
not say upon me, but upon so much that many have aspired to without
success—I can hardly explain it in any other fashion.”</p>
<p>“Well, certainly that is also a conceivable hypothesis,” said
Holmes, smiling. “And now, Lord St. Simon, I think that I have nearly all
my data. May I ask whether you were seated at the breakfast-table so that you
could see out of the window?”</p>
<p>“We could see the other side of the road and the Park.”</p>
<p>“Quite so. Then I do not think that I need to detain you longer. I shall
communicate with you.”</p>
<p>“Should you be fortunate enough to solve this problem,” said our
client, rising.</p>
<p>“I have solved it.”</p>
<p>“Eh? What was that?”</p>
<p>“I say that I have solved it.”</p>
<p>“Where, then, is my wife?”</p>
<p>“That is a detail which I shall speedily supply.”</p>
<p>Lord St. Simon shook his head. “I am afraid that it will take wiser heads
than yours or mine,” he remarked, and bowing in a stately, old-fashioned
manner he departed.</p>
<p>“It is very good of Lord St. Simon to honour my head by putting it on a
level with his own,” said Sherlock Holmes, laughing. “I think that
I shall have a whisky and soda and a cigar after all this cross-questioning. I
had formed my conclusions as to the case before our client came into the
room.”</p>
<p>“My dear Holmes!”</p>
<p>“I have notes of several similar cases, though none, as I remarked
before, which were quite as prompt. My whole examination served to turn my
conjecture into a certainty. Circumstantial evidence is occasionally very
convincing, as when you find a trout in the milk, to quote Thoreau’s
example.”</p>
<p>“But I have heard all that you have heard.”</p>
<p>“Without, however, the knowledge of pre-existing cases which serves me so
well. There was a parallel instance in Aberdeen some years back, and something
on very much the same lines at Munich the year after the Franco-Prussian War.
It is one of these cases—but, hullo, here is Lestrade! Good-afternoon,
Lestrade! You will find an extra tumbler upon the sideboard, and there are
cigars in the box.”</p>
<p>The official detective was attired in a pea-jacket and cravat, which gave him a
decidedly nautical appearance, and he carried a black canvas bag in his hand.
With a short greeting he seated himself and lit the cigar which had been
offered to him.</p>
<p>“What’s up, then?” asked Holmes with a twinkle in his eye.
“You look dissatisfied.”</p>
<p>“And I feel dissatisfied. It is this infernal St. Simon marriage case. I
can make neither head nor tail of the business.”</p>
<p>“Really! You surprise me.”</p>
<p>“Who ever heard of such a mixed affair? Every clue seems to slip through
my fingers. I have been at work upon it all day.”</p>
<p>“And very wet it seems to have made you,” said Holmes laying his
hand upon the arm of the pea-jacket.</p>
<p>“Yes, I have been dragging the Serpentine.”</p>
<p>“In Heaven’s name, what for?”</p>
<p>“In search of the body of Lady St. Simon.”</p>
<p>Sherlock Holmes leaned back in his chair and laughed heartily.</p>
<p>“Have you dragged the basin of Trafalgar Square fountain?” he
asked.</p>
<p>“Why? What do you mean?”</p>
<p>“Because you have just as good a chance of finding this lady in the one
as in the other.”</p>
<p>Lestrade shot an angry glance at my companion. “I suppose you know all
about it,” he snarled.</p>
<p>“Well, I have only just heard the facts, but my mind is made up.”</p>
<p>“Oh, indeed! Then you think that the Serpentine plays no part in the
matter?”</p>
<p>“I think it very unlikely.”</p>
<p>“Then perhaps you will kindly explain how it is that we found this in
it?” He opened his bag as he spoke, and tumbled onto the floor a
wedding-dress of watered silk, a pair of white satin shoes and a bride’s
wreath and veil, all discoloured and soaked in water. “There,” said
he, putting a new wedding-ring upon the top of the pile. “There is a
little nut for you to crack, Master Holmes.”</p>
<p>“Oh, indeed!” said my friend, blowing blue rings into the air.
“You dragged them from the Serpentine?”</p>
<p>“No. They were found floating near the margin by a park-keeper. They have
been identified as her clothes, and it seemed to me that if the clothes were
there the body would not be far off.”</p>
<p>“By the same brilliant reasoning, every man’s body is to be found
in the neighbourhood of his wardrobe. And pray what did you hope to arrive at
through this?”</p>
<p>“At some evidence implicating Flora Millar in the disappearance.”</p>
<p>“I am afraid that you will find it difficult.”</p>
<p>“Are you, indeed, now?” cried Lestrade with some bitterness.
“I am afraid, Holmes, that you are not very practical with your
deductions and your inferences. You have made two blunders in as many minutes.
This dress does implicate Miss Flora Millar.”</p>
<p>“And how?”</p>
<p>“In the dress is a pocket. In the pocket is a card-case. In the card-case
is a note. And here is the very note.” He slapped it down upon the table
in front of him. “Listen to this: ‘You will see me when all is
ready. Come at once. F. H. M.’ Now my theory all along has been that Lady
St. Simon was decoyed away by Flora Millar, and that she, with confederates, no
doubt, was responsible for her disappearance. Here, signed with her initials,
is the very note which was no doubt quietly slipped into her hand at the door
and which lured her within their reach.”</p>
<p>“Very good, Lestrade,” said Holmes, laughing. “You really are
very fine indeed. Let me see it.” He took up the paper in a listless way,
but his attention instantly became riveted, and he gave a little cry of
satisfaction. “This is indeed important,” said he.</p>
<p>“Ha! you find it so?”</p>
<p>“Extremely so. I congratulate you warmly.”</p>
<p>Lestrade rose in his triumph and bent his head to look. “Why,” he
shrieked, “you’re looking at the wrong side!”</p>
<p>“On the contrary, this is the right side.”</p>
<p>“The right side? You’re mad! Here is the note written in pencil
over here.”</p>
<p>“And over here is what appears to be the fragment of a hotel bill, which
interests me deeply.”</p>
<p>“There’s nothing in it. I looked at it before,” said
Lestrade. “‘Oct. 4th, rooms 8<i>s</i>., breakfast 2<i>s</i>.
6<i>d</i>., cocktail 1<i>s</i>., lunch 2<i>s</i>. 6<i>d</i>., glass sherry,
8<i>d</i>.’ I see nothing in that.”</p>
<p>“Very likely not. It is most important, all the same. As to the note, it
is important also, or at least the initials are, so I congratulate you
again.”</p>
<p>“I’ve wasted time enough,” said Lestrade, rising. “I
believe in hard work and not in sitting by the fire spinning fine theories.
Good-day, Mr. Holmes, and we shall see which gets to the bottom of the matter
first.” He gathered up the garments, thrust them into the bag, and made
for the door.</p>
<p>“Just one hint to you, Lestrade,” drawled Holmes before his rival
vanished; “I will tell you the true solution of the matter. Lady St.
Simon is a myth. There is not, and there never has been, any such
person.”</p>
<p>Lestrade looked sadly at my companion. Then he turned to me, tapped his
forehead three times, shook his head solemnly, and hurried away.</p>
<p>He had hardly shut the door behind him when Holmes rose to put on his overcoat.
“There is something in what the fellow says about outdoor work,” he
remarked, “so I think, Watson, that I must leave you to your papers for a
little.”</p>
<p>It was after five o’clock when Sherlock Holmes left me, but I had no time
to be lonely, for within an hour there arrived a confectioner’s man with
a very large flat box. This he unpacked with the help of a youth whom he had
brought with him, and presently, to my very great astonishment, a quite
epicurean little cold supper began to be laid out upon our humble lodging-house
mahogany. There were a couple of brace of cold woodcock, a pheasant, a <i>pâté
de foie gras</i> pie with a group of ancient and cobwebby bottles. Having laid
out all these luxuries, my two visitors vanished away, like the genii of the
Arabian Nights, with no explanation save that the things had been paid for and
were ordered to this address.</p>
<p>Just before nine o’clock Sherlock Holmes stepped briskly into the room.
His features were gravely set, but there was a light in his eye which made me
think that he had not been disappointed in his conclusions.</p>
<p>“They have laid the supper, then,” he said, rubbing his hands.</p>
<p>“You seem to expect company. They have laid for five.”</p>
<p>“Yes, I fancy we may have some company dropping in,” said he.
“I am surprised that Lord St. Simon has not already arrived. Ha! I fancy
that I hear his step now upon the stairs.”</p>
<p>It was indeed our visitor of the afternoon who came bustling in, dangling his
glasses more vigorously than ever, and with a very perturbed expression upon
his aristocratic features.</p>
<p>“My messenger reached you, then?” asked Holmes.</p>
<p>“Yes, and I confess that the contents startled me beyond measure. Have
you good authority for what you say?”</p>
<p>“The best possible.”</p>
<p>Lord St. Simon sank into a chair and passed his hand over his forehead.</p>
<p>“What will the Duke say,” he murmured, “when he hears that
one of the family has been subjected to such humiliation?”</p>
<p>“It is the purest accident. I cannot allow that there is any
humiliation.”</p>
<p>“Ah, you look on these things from another standpoint.”</p>
<p>“I fail to see that anyone is to blame. I can hardly see how the lady
could have acted otherwise, though her abrupt method of doing it was
undoubtedly to be regretted. Having no mother, she had no one to advise her at
such a crisis.”</p>
<p>“It was a slight, sir, a public slight,” said Lord St. Simon,
tapping his fingers upon the table.</p>
<p>“You must make allowance for this poor girl, placed in so unprecedented a
position.”</p>
<p>“I will make no allowance. I am very angry indeed, and I have been
shamefully used.”</p>
<p>“I think that I heard a ring,” said Holmes. “Yes, there are
steps on the landing. If I cannot persuade you to take a lenient view of the
matter, Lord St. Simon, I have brought an advocate here who may be more
successful.” He opened the door and ushered in a lady and gentleman.
“Lord St. Simon,” said he “allow me to introduce you to Mr.
and Mrs. Francis Hay Moulton. The lady, I think, you have already met.”</p>
<p>At the sight of these newcomers our client had sprung from his seat and stood
very erect, with his eyes cast down and his hand thrust into the breast of his
frock-coat, a picture of offended dignity. The lady had taken a quick step
forward and had held out her hand to him, but he still refused to raise his
eyes. It was as well for his resolution, perhaps, for her pleading face was one
which it was hard to resist.</p>
<p>“You’re angry, Robert,” said she. “Well, I guess you
have every cause to be.”</p>
<p>“Pray make no apology to me,” said Lord St. Simon bitterly.</p>
<p>“Oh, yes, I know that I have treated you real bad and that I should have
spoken to you before I went; but I was kind of rattled, and from the time when
I saw Frank here again I just didn’t know what I was doing or saying. I
only wonder I didn’t fall down and do a faint right there before the
altar.”</p>
<p>“Perhaps, Mrs. Moulton, you would like my friend and me to leave the room
while you explain this matter?”</p>
<p>“If I may give an opinion,” remarked the strange gentleman,
“we’ve had just a little too much secrecy over this business
already. For my part, I should like all Europe and America to hear the rights
of it.” He was a small, wiry, sunburnt man, clean-shaven, with a sharp
face and alert manner.</p>
<p>“Then I’ll tell our story right away,” said the lady.
“Frank here and I met in ’84, in McQuire’s camp, near the
Rockies, where Pa was working a claim. We were engaged to each other, Frank and
I; but then one day father struck a rich pocket and made a pile, while poor
Frank here had a claim that petered out and came to nothing. The richer Pa grew
the poorer was Frank; so at last Pa wouldn’t hear of our engagement
lasting any longer, and he took me away to ’Frisco. Frank wouldn’t
throw up his hand, though; so he followed me there, and he saw me without Pa
knowing anything about it. It would only have made him mad to know, so we just
fixed it all up for ourselves. Frank said that he would go and make his pile,
too, and never come back to claim me until he had as much as Pa. So then I
promised to wait for him to the end of time and pledged myself not to marry
anyone else while he lived. ‘Why shouldn’t we be married right
away, then,’ said he, ‘and then I will feel sure of you; and I
won’t claim to be your husband until I come back?’ Well, we talked
it over, and he had fixed it all up so nicely, with a clergyman all ready in
waiting, that we just did it right there; and then Frank went off to seek his
fortune, and I went back to Pa.</p>
<p>“The next I heard of Frank was that he was in Montana, and then he went
prospecting in Arizona, and then I heard of him from New Mexico. After that
came a long newspaper story about how a miners’ camp had been attacked by
Apache Indians, and there was my Frank’s name among the killed. I fainted
dead away, and I was very sick for months after. Pa thought I had a decline and
took me to half the doctors in ’Frisco. Not a word of news came for a
year and more, so that I never doubted that Frank was really dead. Then Lord
St. Simon came to ’Frisco, and we came to London, and a marriage was
arranged, and Pa was very pleased, but I felt all the time that no man on this
earth would ever take the place in my heart that had been given to my poor
Frank.</p>
<p>“Still, if I had married Lord St. Simon, of course I’d have done my
duty by him. We can’t command our love, but we can our actions. I went to
the altar with him with the intention to make him just as good a wife as it was
in me to be. But you may imagine what I felt when, just as I came to the altar
rails, I glanced back and saw Frank standing and looking at me out of the first
pew. I thought it was his ghost at first; but when I looked again there he was
still, with a kind of question in his eyes, as if to ask me whether I were glad
or sorry to see him. I wonder I didn’t drop. I know that everything was
turning round, and the words of the clergyman were just like the buzz of a bee
in my ear. I didn’t know what to do. Should I stop the service and make a
scene in the church? I glanced at him again, and he seemed to know what I was
thinking, for he raised his finger to his lips to tell me to be still. Then I
saw him scribble on a piece of paper, and I knew that he was writing me a note.
As I passed his pew on the way out I dropped my bouquet over to him, and he
slipped the note into my hand when he returned me the flowers. It was only a
line asking me to join him when he made the sign to me to do so. Of course I
never doubted for a moment that my first duty was now to him, and I determined
to do just whatever he might direct.</p>
<p>“When I got back I told my maid, who had known him in California, and had
always been his friend. I ordered her to say nothing, but to get a few things
packed and my ulster ready. I know I ought to have spoken to Lord St. Simon,
but it was dreadful hard before his mother and all those great people. I just
made up my mind to run away and explain afterwards. I hadn’t been at the
table ten minutes before I saw Frank out of the window at the other side of the
road. He beckoned to me and then began walking into the Park. I slipped out,
put on my things, and followed him. Some woman came talking something or other
about Lord St. Simon to me—seemed to me from the little I heard as if he
had a little secret of his own before marriage also—but I managed to get
away from her and soon overtook Frank. We got into a cab together, and away we
drove to some lodgings he had taken in Gordon Square, and that was my true
wedding after all those years of waiting. Frank had been a prisoner among the
Apaches, had escaped, came on to ’Frisco, found that I had given him up
for dead and had gone to England, followed me there, and had come upon me at
last on the very morning of my second wedding.”</p>
<p>“I saw it in a paper,” explained the American. “It gave the
name and the church but not where the lady lived.”</p>
<p>“Then we had a talk as to what we should do, and Frank was all for
openness, but I was so ashamed of it all that I felt as if I should like to
vanish away and never see any of them again—just sending a line to Pa,
perhaps, to show him that I was alive. It was awful to me to think of all those
lords and ladies sitting round that breakfast-table and waiting for me to come
back. So Frank took my wedding-clothes and things and made a bundle of them, so
that I should not be traced, and dropped them away somewhere where no one could
find them. It is likely that we should have gone on to Paris to-morrow, only
that this good gentleman, Mr. Holmes, came round to us this evening, though how
he found us is more than I can think, and he showed us very clearly and kindly
that I was wrong and that Frank was right, and that we should be putting
ourselves in the wrong if we were so secret. Then he offered to give us a
chance of talking to Lord St. Simon alone, and so we came right away round to
his rooms at once. Now, Robert, you have heard it all, and I am very sorry if I
have given you pain, and I hope that you do not think very meanly of me.”</p>
<p>Lord St. Simon had by no means relaxed his rigid attitude, but had listened
with a frowning brow and a compressed lip to this long narrative.</p>
<p>“Excuse me,” he said, “but it is not my custom to discuss my
most intimate personal affairs in this public manner.”</p>
<p>“Then you won’t forgive me? You won’t shake hands before I
go?”</p>
<p>“Oh, certainly, if it would give you any pleasure.” He put out his
hand and coldly grasped that which she extended to him.</p>
<p>“I had hoped,” suggested Holmes, “that you would have joined
us in a friendly supper.”</p>
<p>“I think that there you ask a little too much,” responded his
Lordship. “I may be forced to acquiesce in these recent developments, but
I can hardly be expected to make merry over them. I think that with your
permission I will now wish you all a very good-night.” He included us all
in a sweeping bow and stalked out of the room.</p>
<p>“Then I trust that you at least will honour me with your company,”
said Sherlock Holmes. “It is always a joy to meet an American, Mr.
Moulton, for I am one of those who believe that the folly of a monarch and the
blundering of a minister in far-gone years will not prevent our children from
being some day citizens of the same world-wide country under a flag which shall
be a quartering of the Union Jack with the Stars and Stripes.”</p>
<p class="p2">
“The case has been an interesting one,” remarked Holmes when our
visitors had left us, “because it serves to show very clearly how simple
the explanation may be of an affair which at first sight seems to be almost
inexplicable. Nothing could be more natural than the sequence of events as
narrated by this lady, and nothing stranger than the result when viewed, for
instance, by Mr. Lestrade of Scotland Yard.”</p>
<p>“You were not yourself at fault at all, then?”</p>
<p>“From the first, two facts were very obvious to me, the one that the lady
had been quite willing to undergo the wedding ceremony, the other that she had
repented of it within a few minutes of returning home. Obviously something had
occurred during the morning, then, to cause her to change her mind. What could
that something be? She could not have spoken to anyone when she was out, for
she had been in the company of the bridegroom. Had she seen someone, then? If
she had, it must be someone from America because she had spent so short a time
in this country that she could hardly have allowed anyone to acquire so deep an
influence over her that the mere sight of him would induce her to change her
plans so completely. You see we have already arrived, by a process of
exclusion, at the idea that she might have seen an American. Then who could
this American be, and why should he possess so much influence over her? It
might be a lover; it might be a husband. Her young womanhood had, I knew, been
spent in rough scenes and under strange conditions. So far I had got before I
ever heard Lord St. Simon’s narrative. When he told us of a man in a pew,
of the change in the bride’s manner, of so transparent a device for
obtaining a note as the dropping of a bouquet, of her resort to her
confidential maid, and of her very significant allusion to
claim-jumping—which in miners’ parlance means taking possession of
that which another person has a prior claim to—the whole situation became
absolutely clear. She had gone off with a man, and the man was either a lover
or was a previous husband—the chances being in favour of the
latter.”</p>
<p>“And how in the world did you find them?”</p>
<p>“It might have been difficult, but friend Lestrade held information in
his hands the value of which he did not himself know. The initials were, of
course, of the highest importance, but more valuable still was it to know that
within a week he had settled his bill at one of the most select London
hotels.”</p>
<p>“How did you deduce the select?”</p>
<p>“By the select prices. Eight shillings for a bed and eightpence for a
glass of sherry pointed to one of the most expensive hotels. There are not many
in London which charge at that rate. In the second one which I visited in
Northumberland Avenue, I learned by an inspection of the book that Francis H.
Moulton, an American gentleman, had left only the day before, and on looking
over the entries against him, I came upon the very items which I had seen in
the duplicate bill. His letters were to be forwarded to 226 Gordon Square; so
thither I travelled, and being fortunate enough to find the loving couple at
home, I ventured to give them some paternal advice and to point out to them
that it would be better in every way that they should make their position a
little clearer both to the general public and to Lord St. Simon in particular.
I invited them to meet him here, and, as you see, I made him keep the
appointment.”</p>
<p>“But with no very good result,” I remarked. “His conduct was
certainly not very gracious.”</p>
<p>“Ah, Watson,” said Holmes, smiling, “perhaps you would not be
very gracious either, if, after all the trouble of wooing and wedding, you
found yourself deprived in an instant of wife and of fortune. I think that we
may judge Lord St. Simon very mercifully and thank our stars that we are never
likely to find ourselves in the same position. Draw your chair up and hand me
my violin, for the only problem we have still to solve is how to while away
these bleak autumnal evenings.”</p>
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