<h2><SPAN name="link2H_4_0004" id="link2H_4_0004"></SPAN> CHAPTER IV<br/> CERTAIN REVELATIONS </h2>
<p>During the last hour of morning school, Tony got a note from Jim.</p>
<p>'Graham,' said Mr Thompson, the master of the Sixth, sadly, just as Tony
was about to open it.</p>
<p>'Yes, sir?'</p>
<p>'Kindly tear that note up, Graham.'</p>
<p>'Note, sir?'</p>
<p>'Kindly tear that note up, Graham. Come, you are keeping us waiting.'</p>
<p>As the hero of the novel says, further concealment was useless. Tony tore
the note up unread.</p>
<p>'Hope it didn't want an answer,' he said to Jim after school. 'Constant
practice has made Thompson a sort of amateur lynx.'</p>
<p>'No. It was only to ask you to be in the study directly after lunch.
There's a most unholy row going to occur shortly, as far as I can see.'</p>
<p>'What, about this burglary business?'</p>
<p>'Yes. Haven't time to tell you now. See you after lunch.'</p>
<p>After lunch, having closed the study door, Jim embarked on the following
statement.</p>
<p>It appeared that on the previous night he had left a book of notes, which
were of absolutely vital importance for the examination which the Sixth
had been doing in the earlier part of the morning, in the identical room
in which the prizes had been placed. Or rather, he had left it there
several days before, and had not needed it till that night. At half-past
six the Pavilion had been locked up, and Biffen, the ground-man, had taken
the key away with him, and it was only after tea had been consumed and the
evening paper read, that Jim, thinking it about time to begin work, had
discovered his loss. This was about half-past seven.</p>
<p>Being a House-prefect, Jim did not attend preparation in the Great Hall
with the common herd of the Houses, but was part-owner with Tony of a
study.</p>
<p>The difficulties of the situation soon presented themselves to him. It was
only possible to obtain the notes in three ways—firstly, by going to
the rooms of the Sixth Form master, who lived out of College; secondly, by
borrowing from one of the other Sixth Form members of the House; and
thirdly, by the desperate expedient of burgling the Pavilion. The
objections to the first course were two. In the first place Merevale was
taking prep. over in the Hall, and it was strictly forbidden for anyone to
quit the House after lock-up without leave. And, besides, it was long odds
that Thompson, the Sixth Form master, would not have the notes, as he had
dictated them partly out of his head and partly from the works of various
eminent scholars. The second course was out of the question. The only
other Sixth Form boy in the House, Tony and Welch being away at Aldershot,
was Charteris, and Charteris, who never worked much except the night
before an exam, but worked then under forced draught, was appalled at the
mere suggestion of letting his note-book out of his hands. Jim had sounded
him on the subject and had met with the reply, 'Kill my father and burn my
ancestral home, and I will look on and smile. But touch these notes and
you rouse the British Lion.' After which he had given up the borrowing
idea.</p>
<p>There remained the third course, and there was an excitement and sporting
interest about it that took him immensely. But how was he to get out to
start with? He opened his study-window and calculated the risks of a drop
to the ground. No, it was too far. Not worth risking a sprained ankle on
the eve of the mile. Then he thought of the Matron's sitting-room. This
was on the ground-floor, and if its owner happened to be out, exit would
be easy. As luck would have it she was out, and in another minute Jim had
crossed the Rubicon and was standing on the gravel drive which led to the
front gate.</p>
<p>A sharp sprint took him to the Pavilion. Now the difficulty was not how to
get out, but how to get in. Theoretically, it should have been the easiest
of tasks, but in practice there were plenty of obstacles to success. He
tried the lower windows, but they were firmly fixed. There had been a time
when one of them would yield to a hard kick and fly bodily out of its
frame, but somebody had been caught playing that game not long before, and
Jim remembered with a pang that not only had the window been securely
fastened up, but the culprit had had a spell of extra tuition and other
punishments which had turned him for the time into a hater of his species.
His own fate, he knew, would be even worse, for a prefect is supposed to
have something better to do in his spare time than breaking into
pavilions. It would mean expulsion perhaps, or, at the least, the loss of
his prefect's cap, and Jim did not want to lose that. Still the thing had
to be done if he meant to score any marks at all in the forthcoming exam.
He wavered a while between a choice of methods, and finally fixed on the
crudest of all. No one was likely to be within earshot, thought he, so he
picked up the largest stone he could find, took as careful aim as the dim
light would allow, and hove it. There was a sickening crash, loud enough,
he thought, to bring the whole School down on him, followed by a prolonged
rattle as the broken pieces of glass fell to the ground.</p>
<p>He held his breath and listened. For a moment all was still, uncannily
still. He could hear the tops of the trees groaning in the slight breeze
that had sprung up, and far away the distant roar of a train. Then a queer
thing happened. He heard a quiet thud, as if somebody had jumped from a
height on to grass, and then quick footsteps.</p>
<p>He waited breathless and rigid, expecting every moment to see a form loom
up beside him in the darkness. It was useless to run. His only chance was
to stay perfectly quiet.</p>
<p>Then it dawned upon him that the man was running away from him, not
towards him. His first impulse was to give chase, but prudence restrained
him. Catching burglars is an exhilarating sport, but it is best to indulge
in it when one is not on a burgling expedition oneself.</p>
<p>Besides he had come out to get his book, and business is business.</p>
<p>There was no time to be lost now, for someone might have heard one or both
of the noises and given the alarm.</p>
<p>Once the window was broken the rest was fairly easy, the only danger being
the pieces of glass. He took off his coat and flung it on to the sill of
the upper window. In a few seconds he was up himself without injury. He
found it a trifle hard to keep his balance, as there was nothing to hold
on to, but he managed it long enough to enable him to thrust an arm
through the gap and turn the handle. After this there was a bolt to draw,
which he managed without difficulty.</p>
<p>The window swung open. Jim jumped in, and groped his way round the room
till he found his book. The other window of the room was wide open. He
shut it for no definite reason, and noticed that a pane had been cut out
entire. The professional cracksman had done his work more neatly than the
amateur.</p>
<p>'Poor chap,' thought Jim, with a chuckle, as he effected a retreat, 'I
must have given him a bit of a start with my half-brick.' After bolting
the window behind him, he climbed down.</p>
<p>As he reached earth again the clock struck a quarter to nine. In another
quarter of an hour prep, would be over and the House door unlocked, and he
would be able to get in again. Nor would the fact of his being out excite
remark, for it was the custom of the House-Prefects to take the air for
the few minutes which elapsed between the opening of the door and the
final locking-up for the night.</p>
<p>The rest of his adventures ran too smoothly to require a detailed
description. Everything succeeded excellently. The only reminiscences of
his escapade were a few cuts in his coat, which went unnoticed, and the
precious book of notes, to which he applied himself with such vigour in
the watches of the night, with a surreptitious candle and a hamper of
apples as aids to study, that, though tired next day, he managed to do
quite well enough in the exam, to pass muster. And, as he had never had
the least prospect of coming out top, or even in the first five, this
satisfied him completely.</p>
<p>Tony listened with breathless interest to Jim's recital of his adventures,
and at the conclusion laughed.</p>
<p>'What a mad thing to go and do,' he said.</p>
<p>'Jolly sporting, though.'</p>
<p>Jim did not join in his laughter.</p>
<p>'Yes, but don't you see,' he said, ruefully, 'what a mess I'm in? If they
find out that I was in the Pav. at the time when the cups were bagged, how
on earth am I to prove I didn't take them myself?'</p>
<p>'By Jove, I never thought of that. But, hang it all, they'd never dream of
accusing a Coll. chap of stealing Sports prizes. This isn't a reformatory
for juvenile hooligans.'</p>
<p>'No, perhaps not.'</p>
<p>'Of course not.'</p>
<p>'Well, even if they didn't, the Old Man would be frightfully sick if he
got to know about it. I'd lose my prefect's cap for a cert.'</p>
<p>'You might, certainly.'</p>
<p>'I should. There wouldn't be any question about it. Why, don't you
remember that business last summer about Cairns? He used to stay out after
lock-up. That was absolutely all he did. Well, the Old 'Un dropped on him
like a hundredweight of bricks. Multiply that by about ten and you get
what he'll do to me if he books me over this job.'</p>
<p>Tony looked thoughtful. The case of Cairns <i>versus</i> The Powers that
were, was too recent to have escaped his memory. Even now Cairns was to be
seen on the grounds with a common School House cap at the back of his head
in place of the prefect's cap which had once adorned it.</p>
<p>'Yes,' he said, 'you'd lose your cap all right, I'm afraid.'</p>
<p>'Rather. And the sickening part of the business is that this real,
copper-bottomed burglary'll make them hunt about all over the shop for
clues and things, and the odds are they'll find me out, even if they don't
book the real man. Shouldn't wonder if they had a detective down for a big
thing of this sort.'</p>
<p>'They are having one, I heard.'</p>
<p>'There you are, then,' said Jim, dejectedly. 'I'm done, you see.'</p>
<p>'I don't know. I don't believe detectives are much class.'</p>
<p>'Anyhow, he'll probably have gumption enough to spot me.'</p>
<p>Jim's respect for the abilities of our national sleuth-hounds was greater
than Tony's, and a good deal greater than that of most people.</p>
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