<h2><SPAN name="link2H_4_0011" id="link2H_4_0011"></SPAN> CHAPTER XI<br/> THE SPORTS </h2>
<p>Sports weather at St Austin's was as a rule a quaint but unpleasant
solution of mud, hail, and iced rain. These were taken as a matter of
course, and the School counted it as something gained when they were
spared the usual cutting east wind.</p>
<p>This year, however, occurred that invaluable exception which is so useful
in proving rules. There was no gale, only a gentle breeze. The sun was
positively shining, and there was a general freshness in the air which
would have made a cripple cast away his crutches, and, after backing
himself heavily both ways, enter for the Strangers' Hundred Yards.</p>
<p>Jim had wandered off alone. He was feeling too nervous at the thought of
the coming mile and all it meant to him to move in society for the
present. Charteris, Welch, and Tony, going out shortly before lunch to
inspect the track, found him already on the spot, and in a very low state
of mind.</p>
<p>'Hullo, you chaps,' he said dejectedly, as they came up.</p>
<p>'Hullo.'</p>
<p>'Our James is preoccupied,' said Charteris. 'Why this jaundiced air, Jim?
Look at our other Thompson over there.'</p>
<p>'Our other Thompson' was at that moment engaged in conversation with the
Headmaster at the opposite side of the field.</p>
<p>'Look at him,' said Charteris, 'prattling away as merrily as a little
che-ild to the Old Man. You should take a lesson from him.'</p>
<p>'Look here, I say,' said Jim, after a pause, 'I believe there's something
jolly queer up between Thompson and the Old Man, and I believe it's about
me.'</p>
<p>'What on earth makes you think that?' asked Welch.</p>
<p>'It's his evil conscience,' said Charteris. 'No one who hadn't committed
the awful crime that Jim has, could pay the least attention to anything
Thompson said. What does our friend Thucydides remark on the subject?—</p>
<p class="poem">
'"<i>Conscia mens recti, nec si sinit esse dolorem<br/>
Sed revocare gradum</i>."</p>
<p>Very well then.'</p>
<p>'But why should you think anything's up?' asked Tony.</p>
<p>'Perhaps nothing is, but it's jolly fishy. You see Thompson and the Old
'Un pacing along there? Well, they've been going like that for about
twenty minutes. I've been watching them.'</p>
<p>'But you can't tell they're talking about you, you rotter,' said Tony.
'For all you know they may be discussing the exams.'</p>
<p>'Or why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings,' put in
Charteris.</p>
<p>'Or anything,' added Welch profoundly.</p>
<p>'Well, all I know is that Thompson's been doing all the talking, and the
Old Man's been getting more and more riled.'</p>
<p>'Probably Thompson's been demanding a rise of screw or asking for a small
loan or something,' said Charteris. 'How long have you been watching
them?'</p>
<p>'About twenty minutes.'</p>
<p>'From here?'</p>
<p>'Yes.'</p>
<p>'Why didn't you go and join them? There's nothing like tact. If you were
to go and ask the Old Man why the whale wailed or something after that
style it 'ud buck him up like a tonic. I wish you would. And then you
could tell him to tell you all about it and see if you couldn't do
something to smooth the wrinkles from his careworn brow and let the
sunshine of happiness into his heart. He'd like it awfully.'</p>
<p>'Would he!' said Jim grimly. 'Well, I got the chance just now. Thompson
said something to him, and he spun round, saw me, and shouted "Thomson". I
went up and capped him, and he was starting to say something when he
seemed to change his mind, and instead of confessing everything, he took
me by the arm, and said, "No, no, Thomson. Go away. It's nothing. I will
send for you later."'</p>
<p>'And did you knock him down?' asked Charteris.</p>
<p>'What happened?' said Welch.</p>
<p>'He gave me a shove as if he were putting the weight, and said again,
"It's no matter. Go away, Thomson, now." So I went.'</p>
<p>'And you've kept an eye on him ever since?' said Charteris. 'Didn't he
seem at all restive?'</p>
<p>'I don't think he noticed me. Thompson had the floor and he was pretty
well full up listening to him.'</p>
<p>'I suppose you don't know what it's all about?' asked Tony.</p>
<p>'Must be this Pavilion business.'</p>
<p>'Now, my dear, sweet cherub,' said Charteris, 'don't you go and make an
utter idiot of yourself and think you're found out and all that sort of
thing. Even if they suspect you they've got to prove it. There's no sense
in your giving them a helping hand in the business. What you've got to do
is to look normal. Don't overdo it or you'll look like a swashbuckler, and
that'll be worse than underdoing it. Can't you make yourself look less
like a convicted forger? For my sake?'</p>
<p>'You really do look a bit off it,' said Welch critically. 'As if you were
sickening for the flu., or something. Doesn't he, Tony?'</p>
<p>'Rather!' said that expert in symptoms. 'You simply must buck up, Jim, or
Drake'll walk away from you.'</p>
<p>'It's disappointing,' said Charteris, 'to find a chap who can crack a crib
as neatly as you can doubling up like this. Think how Charles Peace would
have behaved under the circs. Don't disgrace him, poor man.'</p>
<p>'Besides,' said Jim, with an attempt at optimism, 'it isn't as if I'd
actually done anything, is it?'</p>
<p>'Just so,' said Charteris, 'that's what I've been trying to get you to see
all along. Keep that fact steadily before you, and you'll be all right.'</p>
<p>'There goes the lunch-bell,' said Tony. 'You can always tell Merevale's
bell in a crowd. William rings it as if he was doing it for his health.'</p>
<p>William, also known in criminal circles as the Moke, was the gentleman who
served the House—in a perpetual grin and a suit of livery four sizes
too large for him—as a sort of butler.</p>
<p>'He's an artist,' agreed Charteris, as he listened to the performance.
'Does it as if he enjoyed it, doesn't he? Well, if we don't want to spoil
Merevale's appetite by coming in at half-time, we might be moving.' They
moved accordingly.</p>
<p>The Sports were to begin at two o'clock with a series of hundred-yards
races, which commenced with the 'under twelve' (Cameron of Prater's a warm
man for this, said those who had means of knowing), and culminated at
about a quarter past with the open event, for which Welch was a certainty.
By a quarter to the hour the places round the ropes were filled, and more
visitors were constantly streaming in at the two entrances to the School
grounds, while in the centre of the ring the band of the local police
force—the military being unavailable owing to exigencies of distance—were
seating themselves with the grim determination of those who know that they
are going to play the soldiers' chorus out of <i>Faust</i>. The band at
the Sports had played the soldiers' chorus out of <i>Faust</i> every year
for decades past, and will in all probability play it for decades to come.</p>
<p>The Sports at St Austin's were always looked forward to by everyone with
the keenest interest, and when the day arrived, were as regularly voted
slow. In all school sports there are too many foregone conclusions. In the
present instance everybody knew, and none better than the competitors
themselves, that Welch would win the quarter and hundred. The high jump
was an equal certainty for a boy named Reece in Halliday's House. Jackson,
unless he were quite out of form, would win the long jump, and the
majority of the other events had already been decided. The gem of the
afternoon would be the mile, for not even the shrewdest judge of form
could say whether Jim would beat Drake, or Drake Jim. Both had done
equally good times in practice, and both were known to be in the best of
training. The adherents of Jim pointed to the fact that he had won the
half off Drake—by a narrow margin, true, but still he had won it.
The other side argued that a half-mile is no criterion for a mile, and
that if Drake had timed his sprint better he would probably have won, for
he had finished up far more strongly than his opponent. And so on the
subject of the mile, public opinion was for once divided.</p>
<p>The field was nearly full by this time. The only clear space outside the
ropes was where the Headmaster stood to greet and talk about the weather
to such parents and guardians and other celebrities as might pass. This
habit of his did not greatly affect the unattached members of the School,
those whose parents lived in distant parts of the world and were not
present on Sports Day, but to St Jones Brown (for instance) of the Lower
Third, towing Mr Brown, senior, round the ring, it was a nervous ordeal to
have to stand by while his father and the Head exchanged polite
commonplaces. He could not help feeling that there was <i>just a chance</i>
(horrible thought) that the Head, searching for something to say, might
seize upon that little matter of broken bounds or shaky examination papers
as a subject for discussion. He was generally obliged, when the interview
was over, to conduct his parent to the shop by way of pulling his system
together again, the latter, of course, paying.</p>
<p>At intervals round the ropes Old Austinian number one was meeting Old
Austinian number two (whom he emphatically detested, and had hoped to
avoid), and was conversing with him in a nervous manner, the clearness of
his replies being greatly handicapped by a feeling, which grew with the
minutes, that he would never be able to get rid of him and go in search of
Old Austinian number three, his bosom friend.</p>
<p>At other intervals, present Austinians of tender years were manoeuvring
half-companies of sisters, aunts, and mothers, and trying without much
success to pretend that they did not belong to them. A pretence which came
down heavily when one of the aunts addressed them as 'Willie' or 'Phil',
and wanted to know audibly if 'that boy who had just passed' (<i>the</i>
one person in the School whom they happened to hate and despise) was their
best friend. It was a little trying, too, to have to explain in the middle
of a crowd that the reason why you were not running in 'that race' (the
'under thirteen' hundred, by Jove, which ought to have been a gift to you,
only, etc.) was because you had been ignominiously knocked out in the
trial heats.</p>
<p>In short, the afternoon wore on. Welch won the hundred by two yards and
the quarter by twenty, and the other events fell in nearly every case to
the favourite. The hurdles created something of a surprise—Jackson,
who ought to have won, coming down over the last hurdle but two, thereby
enabling Dallas to pull off an unexpected victory by a couple of yards.
Vaughan's enthusiastic watch made the time a little under sixteen seconds,
but the official timekeeper had other views. There were no instances of
the timid new boy, at whom previously the world had scoffed, walking away
with the most important race of the day.</p>
<p>And then the spectators were roused from a state of coma by the sound of
the bell ringing for the mile. Old Austinian number one gratefully seized
the opportunity to escape from Old Austinian number two, and lose himself
in the crowd. Young Pounceby-Green with equal gratitude left his father
talking to the Head, and shot off without ceremony to get a good place at
the ropes. In fact, there was a general stir of anticipation, and all
round the ring paterfamilias was asking his son and heir which was Drake
and which Thomson, and settling his glasses more firmly on the bridge of
his nose.</p>
<p>The staff of <i>The Glow Worm</i> conducted Jim to the starting-place, and
did their best to relieve his obvious nervousness with light conversation.</p>
<p>'Eh, old chap?' said Jim. He had been saying 'Eh?' to everything
throughout the afternoon.</p>
<p>'I said, "Is my hat on straight, and does it suit the colour of my eyes?"'
said Charteris.</p>
<p>'Oh, yes. Yes, rather. Ripping,' in a far-off voice.</p>
<p>'And have you a theory of the Universe?'</p>
<p>'Eh, old chap?'</p>
<p>'I said, "Did you want your legs rubbed before you start?" I believe it's
an excellent specific for the gout.'</p>
<p>'Gout? What? No, I don't think so, thanks.'</p>
<p>'And you'll write to us sometimes, Jim, and give my love to little Henry,
and <i>always</i> wear flannel next your skin, my dear boy?' said
Charteris.</p>
<p>This seemed to strike even Jim as irrelevant.</p>
<p>'Do shut up for goodness sake, Alderman,' he said irritably. 'Why can't
you go and rag somebody else?'</p>
<p>'My place is by your side. Go, my son, or else they'll be starting without
you. Give us your blazer. And take my tip, the tip of an old runner, and
don't pocket your opponent's ball in your own twenty-five. And come back
victorious, or on the shields of your soldiers. All right, sir (to the
starter), he's just making his will. Good-bye Jim. Buck up, or I'll lynch
you after the race.'</p>
<p>Jim answered by muffling him in his blazer, and walking to the line. There
were six competitors in all, each of whom owned a name ranking
alphabetically higher than Thomson. Jim, therefore, had the outside berth.
Drake had the one next to the inside, which fell to Adamson, the victim of
the lost two pounds' episode.</p>
<p>Both Drake and Jim got off well at the sound of the pistol, and the pace
was warm from the start. Jim evidently had his eye on the inside berth,
and, after half a lap had been completed, he got it, Drake falling back.
Jim continued to make the running, and led at the end of the first lap by
about five yards. Then came Adamson, followed by a batch of three, and
finally Drake, taking things exceedingly coolly, a couple of yards behind
them. The distance separating him from Jim was little over a dozen yards.
A roar of applause greeted the runners as they started on the second lap,
and it was significant that while Jim's supporters shouted, 'Well run',
those of Drake were fain to substitute advice for approval, and cry 'Go
it'. Drake, however, had not the least intention of 'going it' in the
generally accepted meaning of the phrase. A yard or two to the rear meant
nothing in the first lap, and he was running quite well enough to satisfy
himself, with a nice, springy stride, which he hoped would begin to tell
soon.</p>
<p>With the end of the second lap the real business of the race began, for
the survival of the fittest had resulted in eliminations and changes of
order. Jim still led, but now by only eight or nine yards. Drake had come
up to second, and Adamson had dropped to a bad third. Two of the runners
had given the race up, and retired, and the last man was a long way
behind, and, to all practical purposes, out of the running. There were
only three laps, and, as the last lap began, the pace quickened, fast as
it had been before. Jim was exerting every particle of his strength. He
was not a runner who depended overmuch on his final dash. He hoped to gain
so much ground before Drake made his sprint as to neutralise it when it
came. Adamson he did not fear.</p>
<p>And now they were in the last two hundred yards, Jim by this time some
thirty yards ahead, but in great straits. Drake had quickened his pace,
and gained slowly on him. As they rounded the corner and came into the
straight, the cheers were redoubled. It was a great race. Then, fifty
yards from the tape, Drake began his final sprint. If he had saved himself
before, he made up for it now. The gap dwindled and dwindled. Neither
could improve his pace. It was a question whether there was enough of the
race left for Drake to catch his man, or whether he had once more left his
sprint till too late. Jim could hear the roars of the spectators, and the
frenzied appeals of Merevale's House to him to sprint, but he was already
doing his utmost. Everything seemed black to him, a black, surging mist,
and in its centre a thin white line, the tape. Could he reach it before
Drake? Or would he collapse before he reached it? There were only five
more yards to go now, and still he led. Four. Three. Two. Then something
white swept past him on the right, the white line quivered, snapped, and
vanished, and he pitched blindly forward on to the turf at the track-side.
Drake had won by a foot.</p>
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