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<h2> VIII </h2>
<h3> Marilla Adopts Twins </h3>
<p>Mrs. Rachel Lynde was sitting at her kitchen window, knitting a quilt,
just as she had been sitting one evening several years previously when
Matthew Cuthbert had driven down over the hill with what Mrs. Rachel
called "his imported orphan." But that had been in springtime; and this
was late autumn, and all the woods were leafless and the fields sere and
brown. The sun was just setting with a great deal of purple and golden
pomp behind the dark woods west of Avonlea when a buggy drawn by a
comfortable brown nag came down the hill. Mrs. Rachel peered at it
eagerly.</p>
<p>"There's Marilla getting home from the funeral," she said to her husband,
who was lying on the kitchen lounge. Thomas Lynde lay more on the lounge
nowadays than he had been used to do, but Mrs. Rachel, who was so sharp at
noticing anything beyond her own household, had not as yet noticed this.
"And she's got the twins with her, . . . yes, there's Davy leaning over
the dashboard grabbing at the pony's tail and Marilla jerking him back.
Dora's sitting up on the seat as prim as you please. She always looks as
if she'd just been starched and ironed. Well, poor Marilla is going to
have her hands full this winter and no mistake. Still, I don't see that
she could do anything less than take them, under the circumstances, and
she'll have Anne to help her. Anne's tickled to death over the whole
business, and she has a real knacky way with children, I must say. Dear
me, it doesn't seem a day since poor Matthew brought Anne herself home and
everybody laughed at the idea of Marilla bringing up a child. And now she
has adopted twins. You're never safe from being surprised till you're
dead."</p>
<p>The fat pony jogged over the bridge in Lynde's Hollow and along the Green
Gables lane. Marilla's face was rather grim. It was ten miles from East
Grafton and Davy Keith seemed to be possessed with a passion for perpetual
motion. It was beyond Marilla's power to make him sit still and she had
been in an agony the whole way lest he fall over the back of the wagon and
break his neck, or tumble over the dashboard under the pony's heels. In
despair she finally threatened to whip him soundly when she got him home.
Whereupon Davy climbed into her lap, regardless of the reins, flung his
chubby arms about her neck and gave her a bear-like hug.</p>
<p>"I don't believe you mean it," he said, smacking her wrinkled cheek
affectionately. "You don't LOOK like a lady who'd whip a little boy just
'cause he couldn't keep still. Didn't you find it awful hard to keep still
when you was only 's old as me?"</p>
<p>"No, I always kept still when I was told," said Marilla, trying to speak
sternly, albeit she felt her heart waxing soft within her under Davy's
impulsive caresses.</p>
<p>"Well, I s'pose that was 'cause you was a girl," said Davy, squirming back
to his place after another hug. "You WAS a girl once, I s'pose, though
it's awful funny to think of it. Dora can sit still . . . but there ain't
much fun in it <i>I</i> don't think. Seems to me it must be slow to be a
girl. Here, Dora, let me liven you up a bit."</p>
<p>Davy's method of "livening up" was to grasp Dora's curls in his fingers
and give them a tug. Dora shrieked and then cried.</p>
<p>"How can you be such a naughty boy and your poor mother just laid in her
grave this very day?" demanded Marilla despairingly.</p>
<p>"But she was glad to die," said Davy confidentially. "I know, 'cause she
told me so. She was awful tired of being sick. We'd a long talk the night
before she died. She told me you was going to take me and Dora for the
winter and I was to be a good boy. I'm going to be good, but can't you be
good running round just as well as sitting still? And she said I was
always to be kind to Dora and stand up for her, and I'm going to."</p>
<p>"Do you call pulling her hair being kind to her?"</p>
<p>"Well, I ain't going to let anybody else pull it," said Davy, doubling up
his fists and frowning. "They'd just better try it. I didn't hurt her much
. . . she just cried 'cause she's a girl. I'm glad I'm a boy but I'm sorry
I'm a twin. When Jimmy Sprott's sister conterdicks him he just says, 'I'm
oldern you, so of course I know better,' and that settles HER. But I can't
tell Dora that, and she just goes on thinking diffrunt from me. You might
let me drive the gee-gee for a spell, since I'm a man."</p>
<p>Altogether, Marilla was a thankful woman when she drove into her own yard,
where the wind of the autumn night was dancing with the brown leaves. Anne
was at the gate to meet them and lift the twins out. Dora submitted calmly
to be kissed, but Davy responded to Anne's welcome with one of his hearty
hugs and the cheerful announcement, "I'm Mr. Davy Keith."</p>
<p>At the supper table Dora behaved like a little lady, but Davy's manners
left much to be desired.</p>
<p>"I'm so hungry I ain't got time to eat p'litely," he said when Marilla
reproved him. "Dora ain't half as hungry as I am. Look at all the ex'cise
I took on the road here. That cake's awful nice and plummy. We haven't had
any cake at home for ever'n ever so long, 'cause mother was too sick to
make it and Mrs. Sprott said it was as much as she could do to bake our
bread for us. And Mrs. Wiggins never puts any plums in HER cakes. Catch
her! Can I have another piece?"</p>
<p>Marilla would have refused but Anne cut a generous second slice. However,
she reminded Davy that he ought to say "Thank you" for it. Davy merely
grinned at her and took a huge bite. When he had finished the slice he
said,</p>
<p>"If you'll give me ANOTHER piece I'll say thank you for IT."</p>
<p>"No, you have had plenty of cake," said Marilla in a tone which Anne knew
and Davy was to learn to be final.</p>
<p>Davy winked at Anne, and then, leaning over the table, snatched Dora's
first piece of cake, from which she had just taken one dainty little bite,
out of her very fingers and, opening his mouth to the fullest extent,
crammed the whole slice in. Dora's lip trembled and Marilla was speechless
with horror. Anne promptly exclaimed, with her best "schoolma'am" air,</p>
<p>"Oh, Davy, gentlemen don't do things like that."</p>
<p>"I know they don't," said Davy, as soon as he could speak, "but I ain't a
gemplum."</p>
<p>"But don't you want to be?" said shocked Anne.</p>
<p>"Course I do. But you can't be a gemplum till you grow up."</p>
<p>"Oh, indeed you can," Anne hastened to say, thinking she saw a chance to
sow good seed betimes. "You can begin to be a gentleman when you are a
little boy. And gentlemen NEVER snatch things from ladies . . . or forget
to say thank you . . . or pull anybody's hair."</p>
<p>"They don't have much fun, that's a fact," said Davy frankly. "I guess
I'll wait till I'm grown up to be one."</p>
<p>Marilla, with a resigned air, had cut another piece of cake for Dora. She
did not feel able to cope with Davy just then. It had been a hard day for
her, what with the funeral and the long drive. At that moment she looked
forward to the future with a pessimism that would have done credit to
Eliza Andrews herself.</p>
<p>The twins were not noticeably alike, although both were fair. Dora had
long sleek curls that never got out of order. Davy had a crop of fuzzy
little yellow ringlets all over his round head. Dora's hazel eyes were
gentle and mild; Davy's were as roguish and dancing as an elf's. Dora's
nose was straight, Davy's a positive snub; Dora had a "prunes and prisms"
mouth, Davy's was all smiles; and besides, he had a dimple in one cheek
and none in the other, which gave him a dear, comical, lopsided look when
he laughed. Mirth and mischief lurked in every corner of his little face.</p>
<p>"They'd better go to bed," said Marilla, who thought it was the easiest
way to dispose of them. "Dora will sleep with me and you can put Davy in
the west gable. You're not afraid to sleep alone, are you, Davy?"</p>
<p>"No; but I ain't going to bed for ever so long yet," said Davy
comfortably.</p>
<p>"Oh, yes, you are." That was all the much-tried Marilla said, but
something in her tone squelched even Davy. He trotted obediently upstairs
with Anne.</p>
<p>"When I'm grown up the very first thing I'm going to do is stay up ALL
night just to see what it would be like," he told her confidentially.</p>
<p>In after years Marilla never thought of that first week of the twins'
sojourn at Green Gables without a shiver. Not that it really was so much
worse than the weeks that followed it; but it seemed so by reason of its
novelty. There was seldom a waking minute of any day when Davy was not in
mischief or devising it; but his first notable exploit occurred two days
after his arrival, on Sunday morning . . . a fine, warm day, as hazy and
mild as September. Anne dressed him for church while Marilla attended to
Dora. Davy at first objected strongly to having his face washed.</p>
<p>"Marilla washed it yesterday . . . and Mrs. Wiggins scoured me with hard
soap the day of the funeral. That's enough for one week. I don't see the
good of being so awful clean. It's lots more comfable being dirty."</p>
<p>"Paul Irving washes his face every day of his own accord," said Anne
astutely.</p>
<p>Davy had been an inmate of Green Gables for little over forty-eight hours;
but he already worshipped Anne and hated Paul Irving, whom he had heard
Anne praising enthusiastically the day after his arrival. If Paul Irving
washed his face every day, that settled it. He, Davy Keith, would do it
too, if it killed him. The same consideration induced him to submit meekly
to the other details of his toilet, and he was really a handsome little
lad when all was done. Anne felt an almost maternal pride in him as she
led him into the old Cuthbert pew.</p>
<p>Davy behaved quite well at first, being occupied in casting covert glances
at all the small boys within view and wondering which was Paul Irving. The
first two hymns and the Scripture reading passed off uneventfully. Mr.
Allan was praying when the sensation came.</p>
<p>Lauretta White was sitting in front of Davy, her head slightly bent and
her fair hair hanging in two long braids, between which a tempting expanse
of white neck showed, encased in a loose lace frill. Lauretta was a fat,
placid-looking child of eight, who had conducted herself irreproachably in
church from the very first day her mother carried her there, an infant of
six months.</p>
<p>Davy thrust his hand into his pocket and produced . . . a caterpillar, a
furry, squirming caterpillar. Marilla saw and clutched at him but she was
too late. Davy dropped the caterpillar down Lauretta's neck.</p>
<p>Right into the middle of Mr. Allan's prayer burst a series of piercing
shrieks. The minister stopped appalled and opened his eyes. Every head in
the congregation flew up. Lauretta White was dancing up and down in her
pew, clutching frantically at the back of her dress.</p>
<p>"Ow . . . mommer . . . mommer . . . ow . . . take it off . . . ow . . .
get it out . . . ow . . . that bad boy put it down my neck . . . ow . . .
mommer . . . it's going further down . . . ow . . . ow . . . ow. . . ."</p>
<p>Mrs. White rose and with a set face carried the hysterical, writhing
Lauretta out of church. Her shrieks died away in the distance and Mr.
Allan proceeded with the service. But everybody felt that it was a failure
that day. For the first time in her life Marilla took no notice of the
text and Anne sat with scarlet cheeks of mortification.</p>
<p>When they got home Marilla put Davy to bed and made him stay there for the
rest of the day. She would not give him any dinner but allowed him a plain
tea of bread and milk. Anne carried it to him and sat sorrowfully by him
while he ate it with an unrepentant relish. But Anne's mournful eyes
troubled him.</p>
<p>"I s'pose," he said reflectively, "that Paul Irving wouldn't have dropped
a caterpillar down a girl's neck in church, would he?"</p>
<p>"Indeed he wouldn't," said Anne sadly.</p>
<p>"Well, I'm kind of sorry I did it, then," conceded Davy. "But it was such
a jolly big caterpillar . . . I picked him up on the church steps just as
we went in. It seemed a pity to waste him. And say, wasn't it fun to hear
that girl yell?"</p>
<p>Tuesday afternoon the Aid Society met at Green Gables. Anne hurried home
from school, for she knew that Marilla would need all the assistance she
could give. Dora, neat and proper, in her nicely starched white dress and
black sash, was sitting with the members of the Aid in the parlor,
speaking demurely when spoken to, keeping silence when not, and in every
way comporting herself as a model child. Davy, blissfully dirty, was
making mud pies in the barnyard.</p>
<p>"I told him he might," said Marilla wearily. "I thought it would keep him
out of worse mischief. He can only get dirty at that. We'll have our teas
over before we call him to his. Dora can have hers with us, but I would
never dare to let Davy sit down at the table with all the Aids here."</p>
<p>When Anne went to call the Aids to tea she found that Dora was not in the
parlor. Mrs. Jasper Bell said Davy had come to the front door and called
her out. A hasty consultation with Marilla in the pantry resulted in a
decision to let both children have their teas together later on.</p>
<p>Tea was half over when the dining room was invaded by a forlorn figure.
Marilla and Anne stared in dismay, the Aids in amazement. Could that be
Dora . . . that sobbing nondescript in a drenched, dripping dress and hair
from which the water was streaming on Marilla's new coin-spot rug?</p>
<p>"Dora, what has happened to you?" cried Anne, with a guilty glance at Mrs.
Jasper Bell, whose family was said to be the only one in the world in
which accidents never occurred.</p>
<p>"Davy made me walk the pigpen fence," wailed Dora. "I didn't want to but
he called me a fraid-cat. And I fell off into the pigpen and my dress got
all dirty and the pig runned right over me. My dress was just awful but
Davy said if I'd stand under the pump he'd wash it clean, and I did and he
pumped water all over me but my dress ain't a bit cleaner and my pretty
sash and shoes is all spoiled."</p>
<p>Anne did the honors of the table alone for the rest of the meal while
Marilla went upstairs and redressed Dora in her old clothes. Davy was
caught and sent to bed without any supper. Anne went to his room at
twilight and talked to him seriously . . . a method in which she had great
faith, not altogether unjustified by results. She told him she felt very
badly over his conduct.</p>
<p>"I feel sorry now myself," admitted Davy, "but the trouble is I never feel
sorry for doing things till after I've did them. Dora wouldn't help me
make pies, cause she was afraid of messing her clo'es and that made me
hopping mad. I s'pose Paul Irving wouldn't have made HIS sister walk a
pigpen fence if he knew she'd fall in?"</p>
<p>"No, he would never dream of such a thing. Paul is a perfect little
gentleman."</p>
<p>Davy screwed his eyes tight shut and seemed to meditate on this for a
time. Then he crawled up and put his arms about Anne's neck, snuggling his
flushed little face down on her shoulder.</p>
<p>"Anne, don't you like me a little bit, even if I ain't a good boy like
Paul?"</p>
<p>"Indeed I do," said Anne sincerely. Somehow, it was impossible to help
liking Davy. "But I'd like you better still if you weren't so naughty."</p>
<p>"I . . . did something else today," went on Davy in a muffled voice. "I'm
sorry now but I'm awful scared to tell you. You won't be very cross, will
you? And you won't tell Marilla, will you?"</p>
<p>"I don't know, Davy. Perhaps I ought to tell her. But I think I can
promise you I won't if you promise me that you will never do it again,
whatever it is."</p>
<p>"No, I never will. Anyhow, it's not likely I'd find any more of them this
year. I found this one on the cellar steps."</p>
<p>"Davy, what is it you've done?"</p>
<p>"I put a toad in Marilla's bed. You can go and take it out if you like.
But say, Anne, wouldn't it be fun to leave it there?"</p>
<p>"Davy Keith!" Anne sprang from Davy's clinging arms and flew across the
hall to Marilla's room. The bed was slightly rumpled. She threw back the
blankets in nervous haste and there in very truth was the toad, blinking
at her from under a pillow.</p>
<p>"How can I carry that awful thing out?" moaned Anne with a shudder. The
fire shovel suggested itself to her and she crept down to get it while
Marilla was busy in the pantry. Anne had her own troubles carrying that
toad downstairs, for it hopped off the shovel three times and once she
thought she had lost it in the hall. When she finally deposited it in the
cherry orchard she drew a long breath of relief.</p>
<p>"If Marilla knew she'd never feel safe getting into bed again in her life.
I'm so glad that little sinner repented in time. There's Diana signaling
to me from her window. I'm glad . . . I really feel the need of some
diversion, for what with Anthony Pye in school and Davy Keith at home my
nerves have had about all they can endure for one day."</p>
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