<h2> <SPAN name="XLII"> </SPAN> CHAPTER . <br/><br/> <span class="small"> MEETING THE COACH. </span> </h2>
<p>There happened, however, to be some one else, whose opinion differed
very widely from that of Mr. Hardenow, as to the necessity for any
prompt appearance of either Mr. or Mrs. Joseph Smith.</p>
<p>The old red house in Cross Duck Lane was ready to jump out of its
windows—if such a feat be possible—with eagerness and anxiety at the
long absence of its master. Mr. Luke Sharp had not crossed his own
threshold for ten whole days, including two Sundays, when even an
attorney may give leg-bail to the Power under whose "Ca. ad sa." he
lives. The business of the noble firm of Piper, Pepper, Sharp, & Co.
was falling sadly into arrears, at the very busiest time of year; for
Mr. Sharp had always kept his very best clerks in leading strings; and
Kit thus far, with his mother's aid, had battled against all articles.
Christopher Fermitage Sharp, Esq., was resolved to be a country
gentleman and a sportsman, and no quill-driver; he felt that his arms,
and legs as well, were a great deal too good for going on and under
desk.</p>
<p>With fine resignation Kit accepted the absence of his father. With his
father away, he was a very great man; with his father at home, he was
quite a small boy. He liked to play master of a house, and frighten
his mother and the maids; and vow to dine at the Mitre all the rest of
the week—if that was their style of cookery!</p>
<p>But poor Mrs. Sharp could not treat the matter thus. Truly delighted
as she was to see her dear boy take his father's place, and conduct
himself with dignity as the head of the household, and find fault with
things of which he knew nothing, and order this, that, and the other
away—still she could not help remembering that all this was not as it
ought to be. Christopher ought to have been in tortures of intense
anxiety; and, so far as that went, so ought she; and she really tried
very hard not to sleep, and to sit up listening for the night-bell.
But a man who thinks everything of his own will, and nothing of any
other person's wish, may be pretty sure that none will miss his
presence so much as himself does.</p>
<p>In spite of all that, Mrs. Sharp was anxious, and so were the rest of
the household—though rather perhaps with care than love—at the long,
unaccountable absence of the head and the brain of everything. Even
the boys in Cross Duck Lane, who had a strong idea that Lawyer Sharp
would defend them against the magistrates, were beginning to feel that
they must look out before throwing stones at any other boys.</p>
<p>"You are not at all the thing, my darling boy," said Mrs. Sharp to
Christopher, on the evening of that same Monday on which the Council
had been held at Shotover; "your want of appetite makes me wretched.
Now, put on your cloak, my pet, and go as far as Carfax, or Magdalen
Bridge. The two evening coaches will soon be in—the 'Defiance' and
the 'Regulator.' I have a strong idea that your father will come by
one or other of them."</p>
<p>"I may just as well go there as anywhere else," the young man answered
gloomily. For some days now he had striven in vain for an interview
with his charmer; and, most unkindest cut of all, he had spied her
once, and she had run away. "It does not matter where I go."</p>
<p>"When you talk like that, dear child, you have no idea what you do.
You simply break the heart of your poor mother—and much you care for
that! Now, if you should see any very fresh calves' sweet-breads, or
even a pig's fry, or anything you fancy, order it in, dear, at once;
and be sure that you are at home by nine o'clock; and bring your dear
papa with you, if you can."</p>
<p>Kit, with a sigh and a roll of his eyes, flung his cloak around him;
and with long, slow, melancholy strides clomb the arduous steep of
Carfax. Here at that time—if any faith there be to bruit of
veterans—eighty well-equipped quadrigæ daily passed with prance of
steeds and sound of classic trump, and often youthful charioteer, more
apt to handle than win ribbons. Forty chariots came from smoke, and
wealth, and din of blessed Rome; and other forty sped them back, with
the glory and mud of the country divine.</p>
<p>The moody Kit ensconced himself, away from the tramp of the vulgar
crowd, in the beetling doorway of a tailor who had put his shutters
up; and thrice being challenged by proctors velvet-sleeved, and
velvet-selvaged Pro—"Sir, are you a member of this
university?"—thrice had the pleasure of answering "No!" Once and
again he wiped his hectic cheek and fevered brow with a yellow
bandana, from which the winner of last year's Derby was washing out;
and he saw the "Defiance" and the "Regulator" pass, newly horsed from
rival inns, exalting their horns against one another, with
splinter-bars swinging behind cocked tails, all eager for their race
upon the Cheltenham road. But he saw not the author of his existence;
yet no tear bedewed his unfilial eye, though these were the likeliest
coaches.</p>
<p>"All right," he said, putting his pipe in its case; "governor won't
come home to-night. I'm in no hurry, if he isn't. I think I'll have
sheep's trotters. It's a beastly time of the year for anything."
Twitching his cloak, which had two long tassels, he strode, from his
post of observation and morbid meditation, towards a tidy and clean
little tripe-shop. He knew the old woman who kept it, in George
Street; and she always put him into good condition by generous
admiration.</p>
<p>Alas! he had stridden but a very few strides, when he met the up-coach
from Woodstock, wearily with spent horses making rally for the Star.
The driver (a man of fine family at Christchurch, now in his seventh
term, and fighting off his "smalls"), with a turn of his strong arm,
pulled the team together, while with the other hand he launched a
scouring flourish of the shrill scourge over every blessed horse's
ears.</p>
<p>"Well done, my lord!" said the gentleman on the box, as the four
horses pulled up foot for foot, and stood with their ears and their
noses one for one; "you have brought them up in noble style, my lord.
I never saw it done more perfectly."</p>
<p>My lord touched his white hat, and said nothing. He had crowned his
day, as he always loved to crown it; and now, if he could get into a
back room of the Star, pull off his top-boots and cape, and don cap
and gown, and fetch back to college clear of £5 fine—as happy as any
lord would he be, till nature sent him forth to drive again tomorrow.</p>
<p>But Kit, having very keen ears, had recognised, even from the other
side of the street, the sound of his dear father's voice. Mr. Luke
Sharp never missed a chance of commending a nobleman's exploits; but
he would not have spoken in so loud a tone, perhaps, if he had known
that his son was near at hand. For he hated with a consistent
hatred—whether he were doing well or ill—all observation of his
movements by any member of his household. Christopher, being well
aware of this, pursued his own course in the shadow, but resolved,
with filial piety, to keep his good father in sight for fear of his
falling into any mischief.</p>
<p>First of all, Mr. Sharp—as observed at a respectful distance by his
son—went into the coach office, and there left his hand-bag and his
travelling coat; then, carrying something rolled under his arm, he
betook himself to a little quiet tap-room, and called for something
that loomed and steamed afar, very much after the manner of hot brown
grog.</p>
<p>"Ho, ho!" muttered Kit; "then he isn't going home. My duty to the
household commands me to learn why."</p>
<p>With a smack of his lips, Mr. Sharp the elder came out into
Corn-Market Street again, and turning his back on his home, set forth
at a rapid pace for the broad desert of St. Giles. Here he passed into
an unlit alley, in the lonely parts beyond St. John's; and Kit, full
of wonder, was about to follow, but hung back as the receding figure
suddenly stopped and began to shift about. In a nice dark place, the
learned gentleman unrolled the travelling rug he had been carrying,
undoubled it, after that, from some selvage—and, lo, there was a city
watchman's large loose overall! Then he pressed down the crown of his
black spring-hat, till it lay on his head like a pancake, pulled the
pouch of his long cloak over that, and emerged from his alley with a
vigilant slouch, whistling "Moll Maloney." Considerable surprise found
its way into the candid mind of Christopher.</p>
<p>"Well now!" thought the ungrateful youth, as he shrank behind a tree
to peep; "I always knew that the governor was a notch or two too deep
for us; but what he is up to now surpasses all experience of him. What
shall I do? It seems so nasty to go spying after him. And yet things
are taking such a very strange turn, that, for the sake of my mother,
who is worth a thousand of him, I do believe I am bound to see what
this strange go may lead to."</p>
<p>Young curiosity sprang forth, and strongly backed up his sense of
duty; insomuch that Kit, after hesitating and listening for any other
step, stealthily followed the "author of his existence" across the
dark and dusty road. "He is going to Squeaker Smith's," thought the
lad; "he will get a horse, and ride away, no end; and of course I can
never go after him. I am sure it has something to do with me. Such
troubles are enough to drive one mad."</p>
<p>But Mr. Sharp did not turn in at the lamp-lit entrance to those mews.
He shunned the beaming oil, which threw barred shadows upon sawdust of
a fine device, and, keeping all his merits in the dark, strode on,
like a watchman newly ordered to his post. Then suddenly he turned
down a narrow unmade lane, hillocked with clay, and leading (as
Christopher knew quite well) to the wildest part of "Jericho."</p>
<p>"I will follow him no further," said Kit Sharp, with a pang of
astonishment and doubt; "he is my father; what right have I to pry
into his secrets? How I wish that I had not followed him at all! It
serves me right for meanness. I will go home now; what care I for
anything—trotters, cow-heel, or sweet-bread?"</p>
<p>As he turned, to carry out this good resolve, with a heart that would
have ailed him more for leaving fears unfinished, the sound of a
clouting, loutish footstep came along the broken mud-banks of the
narrow lane. The place was lonely, dark, and villainous: foot-pads
still abounded. Kit knew that his father often carried large sums of
money, and always the great gold watch; he might have been decoyed
here for robbery and murder, upon pretence of secret business; clearly
it was the young man's duty not to be too far away. Therefore he drew
back, and stood in the jaws of the dark entrance.</p>
<p>But while he was ready to leap forth if wanted, the sound of quiet
voices told him that there was no danger. Kit could not hear the first
few words; but his father came back towards the mouth of the lane, as
if he would much rather not go into the dark too deeply. Christopher
therefore was obliged either to draw back into the hedge, and there
lie hid without moving, or else to come forward and declare himself.
He knew that the latter was his proper course, or he might have known
it, if he had taken time to think; but the dread of his father and the
hurry of the moment drove him, without thought, into the
lurking-place. It was quite dark now, and there was not a lamp within
a furlong of them.</p>
<p>"You quite understand me, then;" Mr. Sharp was speaking in a low clear
voice; "you are not to say a word to Cripps about it. He is true
enough to me, because he dare not be otherwise; but he is an arrant
coward. I want a man who has the spirit to defy the law, when he knows
that he is well backed up."</p>
<p>"Governor, I am your man for that. I have defied the law, since I were
that high, with only my mother, in the wukuss, to back me."</p>
<p>"What I mean is, to defy the wrong fashions of the law; the petty
rules that go against all common sense and equity."</p>
<p>"All the fashions of the law be wrong. I might a' got on in the world
like a house afire, if it hadn't been for the devil's own law. To tell
me a thing is agin the law is as good as an eyster to my teeth. Go on,
governor, no fear of that, I say."</p>
<p>"And you know where to find, at any moment, a man as resolute as
yourself—Joe Smith. Well, you know what you have to do, in case of
any sudden stir arising. At present all goes well; but all, at any
moment, may go wrong. Squire Overshute is about again at last——"</p>
<p>"Ah, if I could only come across of he of a dark night, such as this
be——"</p>
<p>"And that fool Cinnaminta has told him all she knows—which, luckily,
is not very much. I took good care to keep women out of it. And the
Carrier too has been smelling about—but he hasn't the sense of his
own horse. Night and day, George, night and day, keep a look-out, and
have the horses ready. You know what I have done for you, my man."</p>
<p>"Governor, if it hadn't been for you, I might a' seed the clouds
through a halter loop."</p>
<p>"You speak the truth, and express it well. And you may still enjoy
that fair opportunity, unless you attend to every word I say."</p>
<p>"No fear, governor; I know you too well. A good friend and a bad enemy
you be. Thick and thin, sir—thick and thin. Agin all the world, sir,
I sticks by you."</p>
<p>"Enough for to-night, my man. Get ready and be off. I shall know where
to find you, as before. I shall ride over to-morrow, if I find it
needful."</p>
<p>With these words, Mr. Luke Sharp set off at a good round pace for
Oxford, while the other man shambled and whistled his way homewards up
the black-mouthed lane. Perceiving these things, Christopher Sharp,
with young bones, leaped from his hiding-place. Astonishment might
have been read upon his ingenuous and fat countenance, if the lighting
committee of the corporation had carried out their duty. But (having
no house of their own out here) they had, far back, put colophon upon
the nascent gas-pipe. The ambition of the city, at that time, was to
fill all the houses of the citizens, and extend in no direction. But
though his countenance, for want of light, only wasted its amazement,
Kit—like Hector with his windpipe damaged, but not by any means
perforated—gave issue to his sentiments. Unlike Hector—so far as we
know—Kit had been forming a habit of using language too strong for
ladies.</p>
<p>"Blow me!" was his unheroic exclamation—"blow me, if ever yet I knew
so queer a start as this! Sure as eggs is eggs, that is the very
blackguard I drubbed for his insolence! His voice is enough, and his
snuffle; and I believe he was rubbing his nose in the dark. I am sure
he's the man; I could swear it's the man, though I could not see his
filthy face at all. My father to be in a conspiracy with him! And poor
Cinnaminta, and Mr. Overshute! What the dickens is the meaning of it
all? The governor has a thousand times my brains, as everybody says,
and I am the last to grudge it to him; and he thinks he can do what he
likes with me. I am not quite sure of that, if he puts my pecker up
too heavily."</p>
<p>To throw his favourite light on his own reflections, Kit Sharp lit his
pipe, and followed slowly in his father's wake. Wiser, and wider, and
brighter men might be found betwixt every two lamp-posts, but few more
simple, soft, and gentle than this honest lawyer's son.</p>
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