<h2 class="chapter_title">CHAPTER II</h2>
<p class="first_paragraph"><span class="first_word">Thenceforward</span> Doggie, like the late Mr.
Matthew Arnold’s fellow-millions, lived alone.
He did not complain. There was little to complain
about. He owned a pleasant old house set in fifteen
acres of grounds. He had an income of three thousand
pounds a year. Old Peddle, the butler, and his wife,
the housekeeper, saved him from domestic cares.
Rising late and retiring early, like the good King of
Yvetot, he cheated the hours that might have proved
weary. His meals, his toilet, his music, his wall-papers,
his drawing and embroidering—specimens of the last
he exhibited with great success at various shows held
by Arts and Crafts Guilds, and such-like high and
artistic fellowships—his sweet-peas, his chrysanthemums,
his postage stamps, his dilettante reading and
his mild social engagements, filled most satisfyingly
the hours not claimed by slumber. Now and then
appointments with his tailor summoned him to London.
He stayed at the same mildewed old family hotel in
the neighbourhood of Bond Street at which his mother
and his grandfather, the bishop, had stayed for uncountable
years. There he would lunch and dine
stodgily in musty state. In the evenings he would
go to the plays discussed in the less giddy of Durdlebury
ecclesiastical circles. The play over, it never
occurred to him to do otherwise than drive decorously
back to Sturrocks’s Hotel. Suppers at the Carlton
or the Savoy were outside his sphere of thought or
<SPAN class="pagenum" id="page19" title="19"> </SPAN>opportunity. His only acquaintance in London were
vague elderly female friends of his mother, who invited
him to chilly semi-suburban teas and entertained him
with tepid reminiscence and criticism of their divers
places of worship. The days in London thus passed
drearily, and Doggie was always glad to get home
again.</p>
<p>In Durdlebury he began to feel himself appreciated.
The sleepy society of the place accepted him as a young
man of unquestionable birth and irreproachable morals.
He could play the piano, the harp, the viola, the flute,
and the clarinet, and sing a very true mild tenor. As
secretary of the Durdlebury Musical Association, he
filled an important position in the town. Dr. Flint—Joshua
Flint, Mus. Doc.—organist of the cathedral,
scattered broadcast golden opinions of Doggie. There
was once a concert of old English music, which the
dramatic critics of the great newspapers attended—and
one of them mentioned Doggie—“Mr. Marmaduke
Trevor, who played the viol da gamba as to the manner
born.” Doggie cut out the notice, framed it, and
stuck it up in his peacock and ivory sitting-room.</p>
<p>Besides music, Doggie had other social accomplishments.
He could dance. He could escort young
ladies home of nights. Not a dragon in Durdlebury
would not have trusted Doggie with untold daughters.
With women, old and young, he had no shynesses. He
had been bred among them, understood their purely
feminine interests, and instinctively took their point of
view. On his visits to London, he could be entrusted
with commissions. He could choose the exact shade
of silk for a drawing-room sofa cushion, and had an
unerring taste in the selection of wedding presents.
Young men, other than budding ecclesiastical dignitaries,
were rare in Durdlebury, and Doggie had little to
<SPAN class="pagenum" id="page20" title="20"> </SPAN>fear from the competition of coarser masculine natures.
In a word, Doggie was popular.</p>
<p>Although of no mean or revengeful nature, he
was human enough to feel a little malicious satisfaction
when it was proved to Durdlebury that Oliver had
gone to the devil. His Aunt Sarah, Mrs. Manningtree,
had died midway in the Phineas McPhail period;
Mr. Manningtree a year or so later had accepted a
living in the North of England, and died when Doggie
was about four-and-twenty. Meanwhile Oliver, who
had been withdrawn young from Rugby, where he
had been a thorn in the side of the authorities, and
had been pinned like a cockchafer to a desk in a family
counting-house in Lothbury, E.C., had broken loose,
quarrelled with his father, gone off with paternal
malediction and a maternal heritage of a thousand
pounds to California, and was lost to the family ken.
When a man does not write to his family, what explanation
can there be save that he is ashamed to do so?
Oliver was ashamed of himself. He had taken to
desperate courses. He was an outlaw. He had gone
to the devil. His name was rarely mentioned in
Durdlebury—to Marmaduke Trevor’s very great and
catlike satisfaction. Only to the Dean’s ripe and
kindly wisdom was his name not utterly anathema.</p>
<p>“My dear,” said he once to his wife, who was
deploring her nephew’s character and fate—“I have
hopes of Oliver even yet. A man must have something
of the devil in him if he wants to drive the devil out.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Conover was shocked. “My dear Edward!”
she cried.</p>
<p>“My dear Sophia,” said he, with a twinkle in his
mild blue eyes that had puzzled her from the day
when he first put a decorous arm round her waist.
“My dear Sophia, if you knew what a ding-dong scrap
<SPAN class="pagenum" id="page21" title="21"> </SPAN>of fiends went on inside me before I could bring myself
to vow to be a virtuous milk-and-water parson, your
hair, which is as long and beautiful as ever, would
stand up straight on end.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Conover sighed.</p>
<p>“I give you up.”</p>
<p>“It’s too late,” said the Dean.</p>
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<p class="post_thoughtbreak">The Manningtrees, father and mother and son,
were gone. Doggie bore the triple loss with equanimity.
Then Peggy Conover, hitherto under the
eclipse of boarding-schools, finishing schools and foreign
travel, swam, at the age of twenty, within his orbit.
When first they met, after a year’s absence, she very
gracefully withered the symptoms of the cousinly kiss,
to which they had been accustomed all their lives,
by stretching out a long, frank, and defensive arm.
Perhaps if she had allowed the salute, there would have
been an end of the matter. But there came the
phenomenon which, unless she was a minx of craft
and subtlety, she did not anticipate; for the first
time in his life he was possessed of a crazy desire to
kiss her. Doggie fell in love. It was not a wild
consuming passion. He slept well, he ate well, and
he played the flute without a sigh causing him to
blow discordantly into the holes of the instrument.
Peggy vowing that she would not marry a parson, he
had no rivals. He knew not even the pinpricks of
jealousy. Peggy liked him. At first she delighted
in him as in a new and animated toy. She could pull
strings and the figure worked amazingly and amusingly.
He proved himself to be a useful toy, too.
He was at her beck all day long. He ran on errands,
he fetched and carried. Peggy realized blissfully that
she owned him. He haunted the Deanery.</p>
<p><SPAN class="pagenum" id="page22" title="22"> </SPAN>One evening after dinner the Dean said:</p>
<p>“I am going to play the heavy father. How are
things between you and Peggy?”</p>
<p>Marmaduke, taken unawares, reddened violently.
He murmured that he didn’t know.</p>
<p>“You ought to,” said the Dean. “When a young
man converts himself into a girl’s shadow, even although
he is her cousin and has been brought up with
her from childhood, people begin to gossip. They
gossip even within the august precincts of a stately
cathedral.”</p>
<p>“I’m very sorry,” said Marmaduke. “I’ve had
the very best intentions.”</p>
<p>The Dean smiled.</p>
<p>“What were they?”</p>
<p>“To make her like me a little,” replied Marmaduke.
Then, feeling that the Dean was kindly disposed, he
blurted out awkwardly: “I hoped that one day I
might ask her to marry me.”</p>
<p>“That’s what I wanted to know,” said the Dean.</p>
<p>“You haven’t done it yet?”</p>
<p>“No,” said Marmaduke.</p>
<p>“Why don’t you?”</p>
<p>“It seems taking such a liberty,” replied Marmaduke.</p>
<p>The Dean laughed. “Well, I’m not going to do
it for you. My chief desire is to regularize the present
situation. I can’t have you two running about together
all day and every day. If you like to ask
Peggy, you have my permission and her mother’s.”</p>
<p>“Thank you, Uncle Edward,” said Marmaduke.</p>
<p>“Let us join the ladies,” said the Dean.</p>
<p>In the drawing-room the Dean exchanged glances
with his wife. She saw that he had done as he had
been bidden. Marmaduke was not an ideal husband
<SPAN class="pagenum" id="page23" title="23"> </SPAN>for a brisk, pleasure-loving modern young woman.
But where was another husband to come from?
Peggy had banned the Church. Marmaduke was
wealthy, sound in health and free from vice. It was
obvious to maternal eyes that he was in love with
Peggy. According to the Dean, if he wasn’t, he
oughtn’t to be for ever at her heels. The young
woman herself seemed to take considerable pleasure
in his company. If she cared nothing for him, she
was acting in a reprehensible manner. So the Dean
had been deputed to sound Marmaduke.</p>
<p>Half an hour later the young people were left alone.
First the Dean went to his study. Then Mrs. Conover
departed to write letters. Marmaduke advancing
across the room from the door which he had opened,
met Peggy’s mocking eyes as she stood on the hearthrug
with her hands behind her back. Doggie felt
very uncomfortable. Never had he said a word to
her in betrayal of his feelings. He had a vague idea
that propriety required a young man to get through
some wooing before asking a girl to marry him. To
ask first and woo afterwards seemed putting the cart
before the horse. But how to woo that remarkably
cool and collected young person standing there, passed
his wit.</p>
<p>“Well,” she said, “the dear old birds seem very
fussy to-night. What’s the matter?” And as he
said nothing, but stood confused with his hands in his
pockets, she went on. “You, too, seem rather ruffled.
Look at your hair.”</p>
<p>Doggie, turning to a mirror, perceived that an
agitated hand had disturbed the symmetry of his sleek
black hair, brushed without a parting away from the
forehead over his head. Hastily he smoothed down
the cockatoo-like crest.</p>
<p><SPAN class="pagenum" id="page24" title="24"> </SPAN>“I’ve been talking to your father, Peggy.”</p>
<p>“Have you really?” she said with a laugh.</p>
<p>Marmaduke summoned his courage.</p>
<p>“He told me I might ask you to marry me,” he
said.</p>
<p>“Do you want to?”</p>
<p>“Of course I do,” he declared.</p>
<p>“Then why not do it?”</p>
<p>But before he could answer, she clapped her hands
on his shoulders, and shook him, and laughed out loud.</p>
<p>“Oh, you dear silly old thing! What a way to
propose to a girl!”</p>
<p>“I’ve never done such a thing before,” said Doggie,
as soon as he was released.</p>
<p>She resumed her attitude on the hearthrug.</p>
<p>“I’m in no great hurry to be married. Are you?”</p>
<p>He said: “I don’t know. I’ve never thought of
it. Just whenever you like.”</p>
<p>“All right,” she returned calmly. “Let it be a
year hence. Meanwhile, we can be engaged. It’ll
please the dear old birds. I know all the tabbies in
the town have been mewing about us. Now they
can mew about somebody else.”</p>
<p>“That’s awfully good of you, Peggy,” said Marmaduke.
“I’ll go up to town to-morrow and get you
the jolliest ring you ever saw.”</p>
<p>She sketched him a curtsy. “That’s one thing,
at any rate, I can trust you in—your taste in jewellery.”</p>
<p>He moved nearer to her. “I suppose you know,
Peggy dear, I’ve been awfully fond of you for quite a
long time.”</p>
<p>“The feeling is more or less reciprocated,” she
replied lightly. Then, “You can kiss me if you
like. I assure you it’s quite usual.”</p>
<p>He kissed her somewhat shyly on the lips.</p>
<p><SPAN class="pagenum" id="page25" title="25"> </SPAN>She whispered: “I do think I care for you, old
thing.” Marmaduke replied sententiously: “You
have made me a very happy man.” Then they sat
down side by side on the sofa, and for all Peggy’s
mocking audacity, they could find nothing in particular
to say to each other.</p>
<p>“Let us play patience,” she said at last.</p>
<p>And when Mrs. Conover appeared awhile later,
she found them poring over the cards in a state of
unruffled calm. Peggy looked up, smiled, and nodded.</p>
<p>“We’ve fixed it up, Mummy; but we’re not
going to be married for a year.”</p>
<p>Doggie went home that evening in a tepid glow.
It contented him. He thought himself the luckiest
of mortals. A young man with more passion or
imagination might have deplored the lack of romance
in the betrothal. He might have desired on the part
of the maiden either more shyness, delicacy, and elusiveness,
or more resonant emotion. The finer tendrils
of his being might have shivered, ready to shrivel, as
at a touch of frost, in the cool ironical atmosphere
which the girl had created around her. But Doggie
was not such a young man. Such passions as heredity
had endowed him with had been drugged by training.
No tales of immortal love had ever fired his blood.
Once, somewhere abroad, the unprincipled McPhail
found him reading <em>Manon Lescaut</em>—he had bought
a cheap copy haphazard—and taking the delectable
volume out of his hands, asked him what he thought
of it.</p>
<p>“It’s like reading about a lunatic,” replied the
bewildered Doggie. “Do such people as Des Grieux
exist?”</p>
<p>“Ay, laddie,” replied McPhail, greatly relieved.
“Your acumen has pierced to the root of the matter.
<SPAN class="pagenum" id="page26" title="26"> </SPAN>They do exist, but nowadays we put them into asylums.
We must excuse the author for living in the psychological
obscurity of the eighteenth century. It’s just
a silly, rotten book.”</p>
<p>“I’m glad you’re of the same opinion as myself,”
said Doggie, and thought no more of the absurd but
deathless pair of lovers. The unprincipled McPhail,
not without pawky humour, immediately gave him
<em>Paul et Virginie</em>, which Doggie, after reading it,
thought the truest and most beautiful story in the
world. Even in later years, when his intelligence
had ripened and his sphere of reading expanded, he
looked upon the passion of a Romeo or an Othello
as a conventional peg on which the poet hung his
imagery, but having no more relation to real life as
it is lived by human beings than the blood-lust of the
half-man, half-bull Minotaur, or the uncomfortable
riding conversation of the Valkyrie.</p>
<p>So Doggie Trevor went home perfectly contented
with himself, with Peggy Conover, with his Uncle
and Aunt, of whom hitherto he had been just a little
bit afraid, with Fortune, with Fate, with his house,
with his peacock and ivory room, with a great clump
of typescript and a mass of coloured proof-prints,
which represented a third of his projected history of
wall-papers, with his feather-bed, with Goliath, his
almost microscopic Belgian griffon, with a set of
Nile-green silk underwear that had just come from
his outfitters in London, with his new Rolls-Royce
car and his new chauffeur Briggins (parenthetically
it may be remarked that a seven-hour excursion in
this vehicle, youth in the back seat and Briggins at the
helm, all ordained by Peggy, had been the final cause
of the evening’s explanations), with the starry heavens
above, with the well-ordered earth beneath them,
<SPAN class="pagenum" id="page27" title="27"> </SPAN>and with all human beings on the earth, including
Germans, Turks, Infidels, and Hereticks—all save
one: and that, as he learned from a letter delivered
by the last post, was a callous, heartless London manicurist
who, giving no reasons, regretted that she would
be unable to pay her usual weekly visit to Durdlebury
on the morrow. Of all days in the year: just when it
was essential that he should look his best!</p>
<p>“What the deuce am I going to do?” he cried,
pitching the letter into the waste-paper basket.</p>
<p>He sat down to the piano in the peacock and ivory
room and tried to play the nasty crumpled rose-leaf
of a manicurist out of his mind.</p>
<p>Suddenly he remembered, with a kind of shock,
that he had pledged himself to go up to London the
next day to buy an engagement-ring. So after all
the manicurist’s defection did not matter. All was
again well with the world.</p>
<p>Then he went to bed and slept the sleep of the just
and perfect man living the just and perfect life in a
just and perfect universe.</p>
<p>And the date of this happening was the fifteenth
day of July in the year of grace one thousand nine
hundred and fourteen.</p>
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