<h2>CHAPTER IX<br/> <span class="GutSmall">A NIGHT STEAMER ON THE POTOMAC RIVER. VIRGINIA ROAD, AND A BLACK DRIVER. RICHMOND. BALTIMORE. THE HARRISBURG MAIL, AND A GLIMPSE OF THE CITY. A CANAL BOAT</span></h2>
<p><span class="smcap">We</span> were to proceed in the first
instance by steamboat; and as it is usual to sleep on board, in
consequence of the starting-hour being four o’clock in the
morning, we went down to where she lay, at that very
uncomfortable time for such expeditions when slippers are most
valuable, and a familiar bed, in the perspective of an hour or
two, looks uncommonly pleasant.</p>
<p>It is ten o’clock at night: say half-past ten:
moonlight, warm, and dull enough. The steamer (not unlike a
child’s Noah’s ark in form, with the machinery on the
top of the roof) is riding lazily up and down, and bumping
clumsily against the wooden pier, as the ripple of the river
trifles with its unwieldy carcase. The wharf is some
distance from the city. There is nobody down here; and one
or two dull lamps upon the steamer’s decks are the only
signs of life remaining, when our coach has driven away. As
soon as our footsteps are heard upon the planks, a fat negress,
particularly favoured by nature in respect of bustle, emerges
from some dark stairs, and marshals my wife towards the
ladies’ cabin, to which retreat she goes, followed by a
mighty bale of cloaks and great-coats. I valiantly resolve
not to go to bed at all, but to walk up and down the pier till
morning.</p>
<p>I begin my promenade—thinking of all kinds of distant
things and persons, and of nothing near—and pace up and
down for half-an-hour. Then I go on board again; and
getting into the light of one of the lamps, look at my watch and
think it must have stopped; and wonder what has become of the
faithful secretary whom I brought along with me from
Boston. He is supping with our late landlord (a Field
Marshal, at least, no doubt) in honour of our departure, and may
be two hours longer. I walk again, but it gets duller and
duller: the moon goes down: next June seems farther off in the
dark, and the echoes of my footsteps make me nervous. It
has turned cold too; and walking up and down without my companion
in such lonely circumstances, is but poor amusement. So I
break my staunch resolution, and think it may be, perhaps, as
well to go to bed.</p>
<p>I go on board again; open the door of the gentlemen’s
cabin and walk in. Somehow or other—from its being so
quiet, I suppose—I have taken it into my head that there is
nobody there. To my horror and amazement it is full of
sleepers in every stage, shape, attitude, and variety of slumber:
in the berths, on the chairs, on the floors, on the tables, and
particularly round the stove, my detested enemy. I take
another step forward, and slip on the shining face of a black
steward, who lies rolled in a blanket on the floor. He
jumps up, grins, half in pain and half in hospitality; whispers
my own name in my ear; and groping among the sleepers, leads me
to my berth. Standing beside it, I count these slumbering
passengers, and get past forty. There is no use in going
further, so I begin to undress. As the chairs are all
occupied, and there is nothing else to put my clothes on, I
deposit them upon the ground: not without soiling my hands, for
it is in the same condition as the carpets in the Capitol, and
from the same cause. Having but partially undressed, I
clamber on my shelf, and hold the curtain open for a few minutes
while I look round on all my fellow-travellers again. That
done, I let it fall on them, and on the world: turn round: and go
to sleep.</p>
<p>I wake, of course, when we get under weigh, for there is a
good deal of noise. The day is then just breaking.
Everybody wakes at the same time. Some are self-possessed
directly, and some are much perplexed to make out where they are
until they have rubbed their eyes, and leaning on one elbow,
looked about them. Some yawn, some groan, nearly all spit,
and a few get up. I am among the risers: for it is easy to
feel, without going into the fresh air, that the atmosphere of
the cabin is vile in the last degree. I huddle on my
clothes, go down into the fore-cabin, get shaved by the barber,
and wash myself. The washing and dressing apparatus for the
passengers generally, consists of two jack-towels, three small
wooden basins, a keg of water and a ladle to serve it out with,
six square inches of looking-glass, two ditto ditto of yellow
soap, a comb and brush for the head, and nothing for the
teeth. Everybody uses the comb and brush, except
myself. Everybody stares to see me using my own; and two or
three gentlemen are strongly disposed to banter me on my
prejudices, but don’t. When I have made my toilet, I
go upon the hurricane-deck, and set in for two hours of hard
walking up and down. The sun is rising brilliantly; we are
passing Mount Vernon, where Washington lies buried; the river is
wide and rapid; and its banks are beautiful. All the glory
and splendour of the day are coming on, and growing brighter
every minute.</p>
<p>At eight o’clock, we breakfast in the cabin where I
passed the night, but the windows and doors are all thrown open,
and now it is fresh enough. There is no hurry or greediness
apparent in the despatch of the meal. It is longer than a
travelling breakfast with us; more orderly, and more polite.</p>
<p>Soon after nine o’clock we come to Potomac Creek, where
we are to land; and then comes the oddest part of the
journey. Seven stage-coaches are preparing to carry us
on. Some of them are ready, some of them are not
ready. Some of the drivers are blacks, some whites.
There are four horses to each coach, and all the horses,
harnessed or unharnessed, are there. The passengers are
getting out of the steamboat, and into the coaches; the luggage
is being transferred in noisy wheelbarrows; the horses are
frightened, and impatient to start; the black drivers are
chattering to them like so many monkeys; and the white ones
whooping like so many drovers: for the main thing to be done in
all kinds of hostlering here, is to make as much noise as
possible. The coaches are something like the French
coaches, but not nearly so good. In lieu of springs, they
are hung on bands of the strongest leather. There is very
little choice or difference between them; and they may be likened
to the car portion of the swings at an English fair, roofed, put
upon axle-trees and wheels, and curtained with painted
canvas. They are covered with mud from the roof to the
wheel-tire, and have never been cleaned since they were first
built.</p>
<p>The tickets we have received on board the steamboat are marked
No. 1, so we belong to coach No. 1. I throw my coat on the
box, and hoist my wife and her maid into the inside. It has
only one step, and that being about a yard from the ground, is
usually approached by a chair: when there is no chair, ladies
trust in Providence. The coach holds nine inside, having a
seat across from door to door, where we in England put our legs:
so that there is only one feat more difficult in the performance
than getting in, and that is, getting out again. There is
only one outside passenger, and he sits upon the box. As I
am that one, I climb up; and while they are strapping the luggage
on the roof, and heaping it into a kind of tray behind, have a
good opportunity of looking at the driver.</p>
<p>He is a negro—very black indeed. He is dressed in
a coarse pepper-and-salt suit excessively patched and darned
(particularly at the knees), grey stockings, enormous unblacked
high-low shoes, and very short trousers. He has two odd
gloves: one of parti-coloured worsted, and one of leather.
He has a very short whip, broken in the middle and bandaged up
with string. And yet he wears a low-crowned, broad-brimmed,
black hat: faintly shadowing forth a kind of insane imitation of
an English coachman! But somebody in authority cries
‘Go ahead!’ as I am making these observations.
The mail takes the lead in a four-horse waggon, and all the
coaches follow in procession: headed by No. 1.</p>
<p>By the way, whenever an Englishman would cry ‘All
right!’ an American cries ‘Go ahead!’ which is
somewhat expressive of the national character of the two
countries.</p>
<p>The first half-mile of the road is over bridges made of loose
planks laid across two parallel poles, which tilt up as the
wheels roll over them; and <span class="smcap">in</span> the
river. The river has a clayey bottom and is full of holes,
so that half a horse is constantly disappearing unexpectedly, and
can’t be found again for some time.</p>
<p>But we get past even this, and come to the road itself, which
is a series of alternate swamps and gravel-pits. A
tremendous place is close before us, the black driver rolls his
eyes, screws his mouth up very round, and looks straight between
the two leaders, as if he were saying to himself, ‘We have
done this often before, but <i>now</i> I think we shall have a
crash.’ He takes a rein in each hand; jerks and pulls
at both; and dances on the splashboard with both feet (keeping
his seat, of course) like the late lamented Ducrow on two of his
fiery coursers. We come to the spot, sink down in the mire
nearly to the coach windows, tilt on one side at an angle of
forty-five degrees, and stick there. The insides scream
dismally; the coach stops; the horses flounder; all the other six
coaches stop; and their four-and-twenty horses flounder likewise:
but merely for company, and in sympathy with ours. Then the
following circumstances occur.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Black Driver</span> (to the horses).
‘Hi!’</p>
<p>Nothing happens. Insides scream again.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Black Driver</span> (to the horses).
‘Ho!’</p>
<p>Horses plunge, and splash the black driver.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Gentleman inside</span> (looking
out). ‘Why, what on airth—’</p>
<p>Gentleman receives a variety of splashes and draws his head in
again, without finishing his question or waiting for an
answer.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Black Driver</span> (still to the
horses). ‘Jiddy! Jiddy!’</p>
<p>Horses pull violently, drag the coach out of the hole, and
draw it up a bank; so steep, that the black driver’s legs
fly up into the air, and he goes back among the luggage on the
roof. But he immediately recovers himself, and cries (still
to the horses),</p>
<p>‘Pill!’</p>
<p>No effect. On the contrary, the coach begins to roll
back upon No. 2, which rolls back upon No. 3, which rolls back
upon No. 4, and so on, until No. 7 is heard to curse and swear,
nearly a quarter of a mile behind.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Black Driver</span> (louder than
before). ‘Pill!’</p>
<p>Horses make another struggle to get up the bank, and again the
coach rolls backward.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Black Driver</span> (louder than
before). ‘Pe-e-e-ill!’</p>
<p>Horses make a desperate struggle.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Black Driver</span> (recovering
spirits). ‘Hi, Jiddy, Jiddy, Pill!’</p>
<p>Horses make another effort.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Black Driver</span> (with great
vigour). ‘Ally Loo! Hi. Jiddy,
Jiddy. Pill. Ally Loo!’</p>
<p>Horses almost do it.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Black Driver</span> (with his eyes
starting out of his head). ‘Lee, den. Lee,
dere. Hi. Jiddy, Jiddy. Pill. Ally
Loo. Lee-e-e-e-e!’</p>
<p>They run up the bank, and go down again on the other side at a
fearful pace. It is impossible to stop them, and at the
bottom there is a deep hollow, full of water. The coach
rolls frightfully. The insides scream. The mud and
water fly about us. The black driver dances like a
madman. Suddenly we are all right by some extraordinary
means, and stop to breathe.</p>
<p>A black friend of the black driver is sitting on a
fence. The black driver recognises him by twirling his head
round and round like a harlequin, rolling his eyes, shrugging his
shoulders, and grinning from ear to ear. He stops short,
turns to me, and says:</p>
<p>‘We shall get you through sa, like a fiddle, and hope a
please you when we get you through sa. Old ‘ooman at
home sa:’ chuckling very much. ‘Outside
gentleman sa, he often remember old ‘ooman at home
sa,’ grinning again.</p>
<p><SPAN name="page112"></SPAN><span class="pagenum">p.
112</span>‘Ay ay, we’ll take care of the old
woman. Don’t be afraid.’</p>
<p>The black driver grins again, but there is another hole, and
beyond that, another bank, close before us. So he stops
short: cries (to the horses again) ‘Easy. Easy
den. Ease. Steady. Hi. Jiddy.
Pill. Ally. Loo,’ but never ‘Lee!’
until we are reduced to the very last extremity, and are in the
midst of difficulties, extrication from which appears to be all
but impossible.</p>
<p>And so we do the ten miles or thereabouts in two hours and a
half; breaking no bones, though bruising a great many; and in
short getting through the distance, ‘like a
fiddle.’</p>
<p>This singular kind of coaching terminates at Fredericksburgh,
whence there is a railway to Richmond. The tract of country
through which it takes its course was once productive; but the
soil has been exhausted by the system of employing a great amount
of slave labour in forcing crops, without strengthening the land:
and it is now little better than a sandy desert overgrown with
trees. Dreary and uninteresting as its aspect is, I was
glad to the heart to find anything on which one of the curses of
this horrible institution has fallen; and had greater pleasure in
contemplating the withered ground, than the richest and most
thriving cultivation in the same place could possibly have
afforded me.</p>
<p>In this district, as in all others where slavery sits
brooding, (I have frequently heard this admitted, even by those
who are its warmest advocates:) there is an air of ruin and decay
abroad, which is inseparable from the system. The barns and
outhouses are mouldering away; the sheds are patched and half
roofless; the log cabins (built in Virginia with external
chimneys made of clay or wood) are squalid in the last
degree. There is no look of decent comfort anywhere.
The miserable stations by the railway side, the great wild
wood-yards, whence the engine is supplied with fuel; the negro
children rolling on the ground before the cabin doors, with dogs
and pigs; the biped beasts of burden slinking past: gloom and
dejection are upon them all.</p>
<p>In the negro car belonging to the train in which we made this
journey, were a mother and her children who had just been
purchased; the husband and father being left behind with their
old owner. The children cried the whole way, and the mother
was misery’s picture. The champion of Life, Liberty,
and the Pursuit of Happiness, who had bought them, rode in the
same train; and, every time we stopped, got down to see that they
were safe. The black in Sinbad’s Travels with one eye
in the middle of his forehead which shone like a burning coal,
was nature’s aristocrat compared with this white
gentleman.</p>
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<p>It was between six and seven o’clock in the evening,
when we drove to the hotel: in front of which, and on the top of
the broad flight of steps leading to the door, two or three
citizens were balancing themselves on rocking-chairs, and smoking
cigars. We found it a very large and elegant establishment,
and were as well entertained as travellers need desire to
be. The climate being a thirsty one, there was never, at
any hour of the day, a scarcity of loungers in the spacious bar,
or a cessation of the mixing of cool liquors: but they were a
merrier people here, and had musical instruments playing to them
o’ nights, which it was a treat to hear again.</p>
<p>The next day, and the next, we rode and walked about the town,
which is delightfully situated on eight hills, overhanging James
River; a sparkling stream, studded here and there with bright
islands, or brawling over broken rocks. Although it was yet
but the middle of March, the weather in this southern temperature
was extremely warm; the peech-trees and magnolias were in full
bloom; and the trees were green. In a low ground among the
hills, is a valley known as ‘Bloody Run,’ from a
terrible conflict with the Indians which once occurred
there. It is a good place for such a struggle, and, like
every other spot I saw associated with any legend of that wild
people now so rapidly fading from the earth, interested me very
much.</p>
<p>The city is the seat of the local parliament of Virginia; and
in its shady legislative halls, some orators were drowsily
holding forth to the hot noon day. By dint of constant
repetition, however, these constitutional sights had very little
more interest for me than so many parochial vestries; and I was
glad to exchange this one for a lounge in a well-arranged public
library of some ten thousand volumes, and a visit to a tobacco
manufactory, where the workmen are all slaves.</p>
<p>I saw in this place the whole process of picking, rolling,
pressing, drying, packing in casks, and branding. All the
tobacco thus dealt with, was in course of manufacture for
chewing; and one would have supposed there was enough in that one
storehouse to have filled even the comprehensive jaws of
America. In this form, the weed looks like the oil-cake on
which we fatten cattle; and even without reference to its
consequences, is sufficiently uninviting.</p>
<p>Many of the workmen appeared to be strong men, and it is
hardly necessary to add that they were all labouring quietly,
then. After two o’clock in the day, they are allowed
to sing, a certain number at a time. The hour striking
while I was there, some twenty sang a hymn in parts, and sang it
by no means ill; pursuing their work meanwhile. A bell rang
as I was about to leave, and they all poured forth into a
building on the opposite side of the street to dinner. I
said several times that I should like to see them at their meal;
but as the gentleman to whom I mentioned this desire appeared to
be suddenly taken rather deaf, I did not pursue the
request. Of their appearance I shall have something to say,
presently.</p>
<p>On the following day, I visited a plantation or farm, of about
twelve hundred acres, on the opposite bank of the river.
Here again, although I went down with the owner of the estate, to
‘the quarter,’ as that part of it in which the slaves
live is called, I was not invited to enter into any of their
huts. All I saw of them, was, that they were very crazy,
wretched cabins, near to which groups of half-naked children
basked in the sun, or wallowed on the dusty ground. But I
believe that this gentleman is a considerate and excellent
master, who inherited his fifty slaves, and is neither a buyer
nor a seller of human stock; and I am sure, from my own
observation and conviction, that he is a kind-hearted, worthy
man.</p>
<p>The planter’s house was an airy, rustic dwelling, that
brought Defoe’s description of such places strongly to my
recollection. The day was very warm, but the blinds being
all closed, and the windows and doors set wide open, a shady
coolness rustled through the rooms, which was exquisitely
refreshing after the glare and heat without. Before the
windows was an open piazza, where, in what they call the hot
weather—whatever that may be—they sling hammocks, and
drink and doze luxuriously. I do not know how their cool
rejections may taste within the hammocks, but, having experience,
I can report that, out of them, the mounds of ices and the bowls
of mint-julep and sherry-cobbler they make in these latitudes,
are refreshments never to be thought of afterwards, in summer, by
those who would preserve contented minds.</p>
<p>There are two bridges across the river: one belongs to the
railroad, and the other, which is a very crazy affair, is the
private property of some old lady in the neighbourhood, who
levies tolls upon the townspeople. Crossing this bridge, on
my way back, I saw a notice painted on the gate, cautioning all
persons to drive slowly: under a penalty, if the offender were a
white man, of five dollars; if a negro, fifteen stripes.</p>
<p>The same decay and gloom that overhang the way by which it is
approached, hover above the town of Richmond. There are
pretty villas and cheerful houses in its streets, and Nature
smiles upon the country round; but jostling its handsome
residences, like slavery itself going hand in hand with many
lofty virtues, are deplorable tenements, fences unrepaired, walls
crumbling into ruinous heaps. Hinting gloomily at things
below the surface, these, and many other tokens of the same
description, force themselves upon the notice, and are remembered
with depressing influence, when livelier features are
forgotten.</p>
<p>To those who are happily unaccustomed to them, the
countenances in the streets and labouring-places, too, are
shocking. All men who know that there are laws against
instructing slaves, of which the pains and penalties greatly
exceed in their amount the fines imposed on those who maim and
torture them, must be prepared to find their faces very low in
the scale of intellectual expression. But the
darkness—not of skin, but mind—which meets the
stranger’s eye at every turn; the brutalizing and blotting
out of all fairer characters traced by Nature’s hand;
immeasurably outdo his worst belief. That travelled
creation of the great satirist’s brain, who fresh from
living among horses, peered from a high casement down upon his
own kind with trembling horror, was scarcely more repelled and
daunted by the sight, than those who look upon some of these
faces for the first time must surely be.</p>
<p>I left the last of them behind me in the person of a wretched
drudge, who, after running to and fro all day till midnight, and
moping in his stealthy winks of sleep upon the stairs
betweenwhiles, was washing the dark passages at four
o’clock in the morning; and went upon my way with a
grateful heart that I was not doomed to live where slavery was,
and had never had my senses blunted to its wrongs and horrors in
a slave-rocked cradle.</p>
<p>It had been my intention to proceed by James River and
Chesapeake Bay to Baltimore; but one of the steamboats being
absent from her station through some accident, and the means of
conveyance being consequently rendered uncertain, we returned to
Washington by the way we had come (there were two constables on
board the steamboat, in pursuit of runaway slaves), and halting
there again for one night, went on to Baltimore next
afternoon.</p>
<p>The most comfortable of all the hotels of which I had any
experience in the United States, and they were not a few, is
Barnum’s, in that city: where the English traveller will
find curtains to his bed, for the first and probably the last
time in America (this is a disinterested remark, for I never use
them); and where he will be likely to have enough water for
washing himself, which is not at all a common case.</p>
<p>This capital of the state of Maryland is a bustling, busy
town, with a great deal of traffic of various kinds, and in
particular of water commerce. That portion of the town
which it most favours is none of the cleanest, it is true; but
the upper part is of a very different character, and has many
agreeable streets and public buildings. The Washington
Monument, which is a handsome pillar with a statue on its summit;
the Medical College; and the Battle Monument in memory of an
engagement with the British at North Point; are the most
conspicuous among them.</p>
<p>There is a very good prison in this city, and the State
Penitentiary is also among its institutions. In this latter
establishment there were two curious cases.</p>
<p>One was that of a young man, who had been tried for the murder
of his father. The evidence was entirely circumstantial,
and was very conflicting and doubtful; nor was it possible to
assign any motive which could have tempted him to the commission
of so tremendous a crime. He had been tried twice; and on
the second occasion the jury felt so much hesitation in
convicting him, that they found a verdict of manslaughter, or
murder in the second degree; which it could not possibly be, as
there had, beyond all doubt, been no quarrel or provocation, and
if he were guilty at all, he was unquestionably guilty of murder
in its broadest and worst signification.</p>
<p>The remarkable feature in the case was, that if the
unfortunate deceased were not really murdered by this own son of
his, he must have been murdered by his own brother. The
evidence lay in a most remarkable manner, between those
two. On all the suspicious points, the dead man’s
brother was the witness: all the explanations for the prisoner
(some of them extremely plausible) went, by construction and
inference, to inculcate him as plotting to fix the guilt upon his
nephew. It must have been one of them: and the jury had to
decide between two sets of suspicions, almost equally unnatural,
unaccountable, and strange.</p>
<p>The other case, was that of a man who once went to a certain
distiller’s and stole a copper measure containing a
quantity of liquor. He was pursued and taken with the
property in his possession, and was sentenced to two years’
imprisonment. On coming out of the jail, at the expiration
of that term, he went back to the same distiller’s, and
stole the same copper measure containing the same quantity of
liquor. There was not the slightest reason to suppose that
the man wished to return to prison: indeed everything, but the
commission of the offence, made directly against that
assumption. There are only two ways of accounting for this
extraordinary proceeding. One is, that after undergoing so
much for this copper measure he conceived he had established a
sort of claim and right to it. The other that, by dint of
long thinking about, it had become a monomania with him, and had
acquired a fascination which he found it impossible to resist;
swelling from an Earthly Copper Gallon into an Ethereal Golden
Vat.</p>
<p>After remaining here a couple of days I bound myself to a
rigid adherence to the plan I had laid down so recently, and
resolved to set forward on our western journey without any more
delay. Accordingly, having reduced the luggage within the
smallest possible compass (by sending back to New York, to be
afterwards forwarded to us in Canada, so much of it as was not
absolutely wanted); and having procured the necessary credentials
to banking-houses on the way; and having moreover looked for two
evenings at the setting sun, with as well-defined an idea of the
country before us as if we had been going to travel into the very
centre of that planet; we left Baltimore by another railway at
half-past eight in the morning, and reached the town of York,
some sixty miles off, by the early dinner-time of the Hotel which
was the starting-place of the four-horse coach, wherein we were
to proceed to Harrisburg.</p>
<p>This conveyance, the box of which I was fortunate enough to
secure, had come down to meet us at the railroad station, and was
as muddy and cumbersome as usual. As more passengers were
waiting for us at the inn-door, the coachman observed under his
breath, in the usual self-communicative voice, looking the while
at his mouldy harness as if it were to that he was addressing
himself,</p>
<p>‘I expect we shall want <i>the big</i> coach.’</p>
<p>I could not help wondering within myself what the size of this
big coach might be, and how many persons it might be designed to
hold; for the vehicle which was too small for our purpose was
something larger than two English heavy night coaches, and might
have been the twin-brother of a French Diligence. My
speculations were speedily set at rest, however, for as soon as
we had dined, there came rumbling up the street, shaking its
sides like a corpulent giant, a kind of barge on wheels.
After much blundering and backing, it stopped at the door:
rolling heavily from side to side when its other motion had
ceased, as if it had taken cold in its damp stable, and between
that, and the having been required in its dropsical old age to
move at any faster pace than a walk, were distressed by shortness
of wind.</p>
<p>‘If here ain’t the Harrisburg mail at last, and
dreadful bright and smart to look at too,’ cried an elderly
gentleman in some excitement, ‘darn my mother!’</p>
<p>I don’t know what the sensation of being darned may be,
or whether a man’s mother has a keener relish or disrelish
of the process than anybody else; but if the endurance of this
mysterious ceremony by the old lady in question had depended on
the accuracy of her son’s vision in respect to the abstract
brightness and smartness of the Harrisburg mail, she would
certainly have undergone its infliction. However, they
booked twelve people inside; and the luggage (including such
trifles as a large rocking-chair, and a good-sized dining-table)
being at length made fast upon the roof, we started off in great
state.</p>
<p>At the door of another hotel, there was another passenger to
be taken up.</p>
<p>‘Any room, sir?’ cries the new passenger to the
coachman.</p>
<p>‘Well, there’s room enough,’ replies the
coachman, without getting down, or even looking at him.</p>
<p>‘There an’t no room at all, sir,’ bawls a
gentleman inside. Which another gentleman (also inside)
confirms, by predicting that the attempt to introduce any more
passengers ‘won’t fit nohow.’</p>
<p>The new passenger, without any expression of anxiety, looks
into the coach, and then looks up at the coachman: ‘Now,
how do you mean to fix it?’ says he, after a pause:
‘for I <i>must</i> go.’</p>
<p>The coachman employs himself in twisting the lash of his whip
into a knot, and takes no more notice of the question: clearly
signifying that it is anybody’s business but his, and that
the passengers would do well to fix it, among themselves.
In this state of things, matters seem to be approximating to a
fix of another kind, when another inside passenger in a corner,
who is nearly suffocated, cries faintly, ‘I’ll get
out.’</p>
<p>This is no matter of relief or self-congratulation to the
driver, for his immovable philosophy is perfectly undisturbed by
anything that happens in the coach. Of all things in the
world, the coach would seem to be the very last upon his
mind. The exchange is made, however, and then the passenger
who has given up his seat makes a third upon the box, seating
himself in what he calls the middle; that is, with half his
person on my legs, and the other half on the driver’s.</p>
<p>‘Go a-head, cap’en,’ cries the colonel, who
directs.</p>
<p>‘Gŏ-lāng!’ cries the cap’en to his
company, the horses, and away we go.</p>
<p>We took up at a rural bar-room, after we had gone a few miles,
an intoxicated gentleman who climbed upon the roof among the
luggage, and subsequently slipping off without hurting himself,
was seen in the distant perspective reeling back to the grog-shop
where we had found him. We also parted with more of our
freight at different times, so that when we came to change
horses, I was again alone outside.</p>
<p>The coachmen always change with the horses, and are usually as
dirty as the coach. The first was dressed like a very
shabby English baker; the second like a Russian peasant: for he
wore a loose purple camlet robe, with a fur collar, tied round
his waist with a parti-coloured worsted sash; grey trousers;
light blue gloves: and a cap of bearskin. It had by this
time come on to rain very heavily, and there was a cold damp mist
besides, which penetrated to the skin. I was glad to take
advantage of a stoppage and get down to stretch my legs, shake
the water off my great-coat, and swallow the usual
anti-temperance recipe for keeping out the cold.</p>
<p>When I mounted to my seat again, I observed a new parcel lying
on the coach roof, which I took to be a rather large fiddle in a
brown bag. In the course of a few miles, however, I
discovered that it had a glazed cap at one end and a pair of
muddy shoes at the other and further observation demonstrated it
to be a small boy in a snuff-coloured coat, with his arms quite
pinioned to his sides, by deep forcing into his pockets. He
was, I presume, a relative or friend of the coachman’s, as
he lay a-top of the luggage with his face towards the rain; and
except when a change of position brought his shoes in contact
with my hat, he appeared to be asleep. At last, on some
occasion of our stopping, this thing slowly upreared itself to
the height of three feet six, and fixing its eyes on me, observed
in piping accents, with a complaisant yawn, half quenched in an
obliging air of friendly patronage, ‘Well now, stranger, I
guess you find this a’most like an English arternoon,
hey?’</p>
<p>The scenery, which had been tame enough at first, was, for the
last ten or twelve miles, beautiful. Our road wound through
the pleasant valley of the Susquehanna; the river, dotted with
innumerable green islands, lay upon our right; and on the left, a
steep ascent, craggy with broken rock, and dark with pine
trees. The mist, wreathing itself into a hundred fantastic
shapes, moved solemnly upon the water; and the gloom of evening
gave to all an air of mystery and silence which greatly enhanced
its natural interest.</p>
<p>We crossed this river by a wooden bridge, roofed and covered
in on all sides, and nearly a mile in length. It was
profoundly dark; perplexed, with great beams, crossing and
recrossing it at every possible angle; and through the broad
chinks and crevices in the floor, the rapid river gleamed, far
down below, like a legion of eyes. We had no lamps; and as
the horses stumbled and floundered through this place, towards
the distant speck of dying light, it seemed interminable. I
really could not at first persuade myself as we rumbled heavily
on, filling the bridge with hollow noises, and I held down my
head to save it from the rafters above, but that I was in a
painful dream; for I have often dreamed of toiling through such
places, and as often argued, even at the time, ‘this cannot
be reality.’</p>
<p>At length, however, we emerged upon the streets of Harrisburg,
whose feeble lights, reflected dismally from the wet ground, did
not shine out upon a very cheerful city. We were soon
established in a snug hotel, which though smaller and far less
splendid than many we put up at, it raised above them all in my
remembrance, by having for its landlord the most obliging,
considerate, and gentlemanly person I ever had to deal with.</p>
<p>As we were not to proceed upon our journey until the
afternoon, I walked out, after breakfast the next morning, to
look about me; and was duly shown a model prison on the solitary
system, just erected, and as yet without an inmate; the trunk of
an old tree to which Harris, the first settler here (afterwards
buried under it), was tied by hostile Indians, with his funeral
pile about him, when he was saved by the timely appearance of a
friendly party on the opposite shore of the river; the local
legislature (for there was another of those bodies here again, in
full debate); and the other curiosities of the town.</p>
<p>I was very much interested in looking over a number of
treaties made from time to time with the poor Indians, signed by
the different chiefs at the period of their ratification, and
preserved in the office of the Secretary to the
Commonwealth. These signatures, traced of course by their
own hands, are rough drawings of the creatures or weapons they
were called after. Thus, the Great Turtle makes a crooked
pen-and-ink outline of a great turtle; the Buffalo sketches a
buffalo; the War Hatchet sets a rough image of that weapon for
his mark. So with the Arrow, the Fish, the Scalp, the Big
Canoe, and all of them.</p>
<p>I could not but think—as I looked at these feeble and
tremulous productions of hands which could draw the longest arrow
to the head in a stout elk-horn bow, or split a bead or feather
with a rifle-ball—of Crabbe’s musings over the Parish
Register, and the irregular scratches made with a pen, by men who
would plough a lengthy furrow straight from end to end. Nor
could I help bestowing many sorrowful thoughts upon the simple
warriors whose hands and hearts were set there, in all truth and
honesty; and who only learned in course of time from white men
how to break their faith, and quibble out of forms and
bonds. I wonder, too, how many times the credulous Big
Turtle, or trusting Little Hatchet, had put his mark to treaties
which were falsely read to him; and had signed away, he knew not
what, until it went and cast him loose upon the new possessors of
the land, a savage indeed.</p>
<p>Our host announced, before our early dinner, that some members
of the legislative body proposed to do us the honour of
calling. He had kindly yielded up to us his wife’s
own little parlour, and when I begged that he would show them in,
I saw him look with painful apprehension at its pretty carpet;
though, being otherwise occupied at the time, the cause of his
uneasiness did not occur to me.</p>
<p>It certainly would have been more pleasant to all parties
concerned, and would not, I think, have compromised their
independence in any material degree, if some of these gentlemen
had not only yielded to the prejudice in favour of spittoons, but
had abandoned themselves, for the moment, even to the
conventional absurdity of pocket-handkerchiefs.</p>
<p>It still continued to rain heavily, and when we went down to
the Canal Boat (for that was the mode of conveyance by which we
were to proceed) after dinner, the weather was as unpromising and
obstinately wet as one would desire to see. Nor was the
sight of this canal boat, in which we were to spend three or four
days, by any means a cheerful one; as it involved some uneasy
speculations concerning the disposal of the passengers at night,
and opened a wide field of inquiry touching the other domestic
arrangements of the establishment, which was sufficiently
disconcerting.</p>
<p>However, there it was—a barge with a little house in it,
viewed from the outside; and a caravan at a fair, viewed from
within: the gentlemen being accommodated, as the spectators
usually are, in one of those locomotive museums of penny wonders;
and the ladies being partitioned off by a red curtain, after the
manner of the dwarfs and giants in the same establishments, whose
private lives are passed in rather close exclusiveness.</p>
<p>We sat here, looking silently at the row of little tables,
which extended down both sides of the cabin, and listening to the
rain as it dripped and pattered on the boat, and plashed with a
dismal merriment in the water, until the arrival of the railway
train, for whose final contribution to our stock of passengers,
our departure was alone deferred. It brought a great many
boxes, which were bumped and tossed upon the roof, almost as
painfully as if they had been deposited on one’s own head,
without the intervention of a porter’s knot; and several
damp gentlemen, whose clothes, on their drawing round the stove,
began to steam again. No doubt it would have been a thought
more comfortable if the driving rain, which now poured down more
soakingly than ever, had admitted of a window being opened, or if
our number had been something less than thirty; but there was
scarcely time to think as much, when a train of three horses was
attached to the tow-rope, the boy upon the leader smacked his
whip, the rudder creaked and groaned complainingly, and we had
begun our journey.</p>
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