<h2>CHAPTER XIV<br/> <span class="GutSmall">RETURN TO CINCINNATI. A STAGE-COACH RIDE FROM THAT CITY TO COLUMBUS, AND THENCE TO SANDUSKY. SO, BY LAKE ERIE, TO THE FALLS OF NIAGARA</span></h2>
<p><span class="smcap">As</span> I had a desire to travel through
the interior of the state of Ohio, and to ‘strike the
lakes,’ as the phrase is, at a small town called Sandusky,
to which that route would conduct us on our way to Niagara, we
had to return from St. Louis by the way we had come, and to
retrace our former track as far as Cincinnati.</p>
<p>The day on which we were to take leave of St. Louis being very
fine; and the steamboat, which was to have started I don’t
know how early in the morning, postponing, for the third or
fourth time, her departure until the afternoon; we rode forward
to an old French village on the river, called properly
Carondelet, and nicknamed Vide Poche, and arranged that the
packet should call for us there.</p>
<p>The place consisted of a few poor cottages, and two or three
public-houses; the state of whose larders certainly seemed to
justify the second designation of the village, for there was
nothing to eat in any of them. At length, however, by going
back some half a mile or so, we found a solitary house where ham
and coffee were procurable; and there we tarried to wait the
advent of the boat, which would come in sight from the green
before the door, a long way off.</p>
<p>It was a neat, unpretending village tavern, and we took our
repast in a quaint little room with a bed in it, decorated with
some old oil paintings, which in their time had probably done
duty in a Catholic chapel or monastery. The fare was very
good, and served with great cleanliness. The house was kept
by a characteristic old couple, with whom we had a long talk, and
who were perhaps a very good sample of that kind of people in the
West.</p>
<p>The landlord was a dry, tough, hard-faced old fellow (not so
very old either, for he was but just turned sixty, I should
think), who had been out with the militia in the last war with
England, and had seen all kinds of service,—except a
battle; and he had been very near seeing that, he added: very
near. He had all his life been restless and locomotive,
with an irresistible desire for change; and was still the son of
his old self: for if he had nothing to keep him at home, he said
(slightly jerking his hat and his thumb towards the window of the
room in which the old lady sat, as we stood talking in front of
the house), he would clean up his musket, and be off to Texas
to-morrow morning. He was one of the very many descendants
of Cain proper to this continent, who seem destined from their
birth to serve as pioneers in the great human army: who gladly go
on from year to year extending its outposts, and leaving home
after home behind them; and die at last, utterly regardless of
their graves being left thousands of miles behind, by the
wandering generation who succeed.</p>
<p>His wife was a domesticated, kind-hearted old soul, who had
come with him, ‘from the queen city of the world,’
which, it seemed, was Philadelphia; but had no love for this
Western country, and indeed had little reason to bear it any;
having seen her children, one by one, die here of fever, in the
full prime and beauty of their youth. Her heart was sore,
she said, to think of them; and to talk on this theme, even to
strangers, in that blighted place, so far from her old home,
eased it somewhat, and became a melancholy pleasure.</p>
<p>The boat appearing towards evening, we bade adieu to the poor
old lady and her vagrant spouse, and making for the nearest
landing-place, were soon on board The Messenger again, in our old
cabin, and steaming down the Mississippi.</p>
<p>If the coming up this river, slowly making head against the
stream, be an irksome journey, the shooting down it with the
turbid current is almost worse; for then the boat, proceeding at
the rate of twelve or fifteen miles an hour, has to force its
passage through a labyrinth of floating logs, which, in the dark,
it is often impossible to see beforehand or avoid. All that
night, the bell was never silent for five minutes at a time; and
after every ring the vessel reeled again, sometimes beneath a
single blow, sometimes beneath a dozen dealt in quick succession,
the lightest of which seemed more than enough to beat in her
frail keel, as though it had been pie-crust. Looking down
upon the filthy river after dark, it seemed to be alive with
monsters, as these black masses rolled upon the surface, or came
starting up again, head first, when the boat, in ploughing her
way among a shoal of such obstructions, drove a few among them
for the moment under water. Sometimes the engine stopped
during a long interval, and then before her and behind, and
gathering close about her on all sides, were so many of these
ill-favoured obstacles that she was fairly hemmed in; the centre
of a floating island; and was constrained to pause until they
parted, somewhere, as dark clouds will do before the wind, and
opened by degrees a channel out.</p>
<p>In good time next morning, however, we came again in sight of
the detestable morass called Cairo; and stopping there to take in
wood, lay alongside a barge, whose starting timbers scarcely held
together. It was moored to the bank, and on its side was
painted ‘Coffee House;’ that being, I suppose, the
floating paradise to which the people fly for shelter when they
lose their houses for a month or two beneath the hideous waters
of the Mississippi. But looking southward from this point,
we had the satisfaction of seeing that intolerable river dragging
its slimy length and ugly freight abruptly off towards New
Orleans; and passing a yellow line which stretched across the
current, were again upon the clear Ohio, never, I trust, to see
the Mississippi more, saving in troubled dreams and
nightmares. Leaving it for the company of its sparkling
neighbour, was like the transition from pain to ease, or the
awakening from a horrible vision to cheerful realities.</p>
<p>We arrived at Louisville on the fourth night, and gladly
availed ourselves of its excellent hotel. Next day we went
on in the Ben Franklin, a beautiful mail steamboat, and reached
Cincinnati shortly after midnight. Being by this time
nearly tired of sleeping upon shelves, we had remained awake to
go ashore straightway; and groping a passage across the dark
decks of other boats, and among labyrinths of engine-machinery
and leaking casks of molasses, we reached the streets, knocked up
the porter at the hotel where we had stayed before, and were, to
our great joy, safely housed soon afterwards.</p>
<p>We rested but one day at Cincinnati, and then resumed our
journey to Sandusky. As it comprised two varieties of
stage-coach travelling, which, with those I have already glanced
at, comprehend the main characteristics of this mode of transit
in America, I will take the reader as our fellow-passenger, and
pledge myself to perform the distance with all possible
despatch.</p>
<p>Our place of destination in the first instance is
Columbus. It is distant about a hundred and twenty miles
from Cincinnati, but there is a macadamised road (rare blessing!)
the whole way, and the rate of travelling upon it is six miles an
hour.</p>
<p>We start at eight o’clock in the morning, in a great
mail-coach, whose huge cheeks are so very ruddy and plethoric,
that it appears to be troubled with a tendency of blood to the
head. Dropsical it certainly is, for it will hold a dozen
passengers inside. But, wonderful to add, it is very clean
and bright, being nearly new; and rattles through the streets of
Cincinnati gaily.</p>
<p>Our way lies through a beautiful country, richly cultivated,
and luxuriant in its promise of an abundant harvest.
Sometimes we pass a field where the strong bristling stalks of
Indian corn look like a crop of walking-sticks, and sometimes an
enclosure where the green wheat is springing up among a labyrinth
of stumps; the primitive worm-fence is universal, and an ugly
thing it is; but the farms are neatly kept, and, save for these
differences, one might be travelling just now in Kent.</p>
<p>We often stop to water at a roadside inn, which is always dull
and silent. The coachman dismounts and fills his bucket,
and holds it to the horses’ heads. There is scarcely
ever any one to help him; there are seldom any loungers standing
round; and never any stable-company with jokes to crack.
Sometimes, when we have changed our team, there is a difficulty
in starting again, arising out of the prevalent mode of breaking
a young horse: which is to catch him, harness him against his
will, and put him in a stage-coach without further notice: but we
get on somehow or other, after a great many kicks and a violent
struggle; and jog on as before again.</p>
<p>Occasionally, when we stop to change, some two or three
half-drunken loafers will come loitering out with their hands in
their pockets, or will be seen kicking their heels in
rocking-chairs, or lounging on the window-sill, or sitting on a
rail within the colonnade: they have not often anything to say
though, either to us or to each other, but sit there idly staring
at the coach and horses. The landlord of the inn is usually
among them, and seems, of all the party, to be the least
connected with the business of the house. Indeed he is with
reference to the tavern, what the driver is in relation to the
coach and passengers: whatever happens in his sphere of action,
he is quite indifferent, and perfectly easy in his mind.</p>
<p>The frequent change of coachmen works no change or variety in
the coachman’s character. He is always dirty, sullen,
and taciturn. If he be capable of smartness of any kind,
moral or physical, he has a faculty of concealing it which is
truly marvellous. He never speaks to you as you sit beside
him on the box, and if you speak to him, he answers (if at all)
in monosyllables. He points out nothing on the road, and
seldom looks at anything: being, to all appearance, thoroughly
weary of it and of existence generally. As to doing the
honours of his coach, his business, as I have said, is with the
horses. The coach follows because it is attached to them
and goes on wheels: not because you are in it. Sometimes,
towards the end of a long stage, he suddenly breaks out into a
discordant fragment of an election song, but his face never sings
along with him: it is only his voice, and not often that.</p>
<p>He always chews and always spits, and never encumbers himself
with a pocket-handkerchief. The consequences to the box
passenger, especially when the wind blows towards him, are not
agreeable.</p>
<p>Whenever the coach stops, and you can hear the voices of the
inside passengers; or whenever any bystander addresses them, or
any one among them; or they address each other; you will hear one
phrase repeated over and over and over again to the most
extraordinary extent. It is an ordinary and unpromising
phrase enough, being neither more nor less than ‘Yes,
sir;’ but it is adapted to every variety of circumstance,
and fills up every pause in the conversation.
Thus:—</p>
<p>The time is one o’clock at noon. The scene, a
place where we are to stay and dine, on this journey. The
coach drives up to the door of an inn. The day is warm, and
there are several idlers lingering about the tavern, and waiting
for the public dinner. Among them, is a stout gentleman in
a brown hat, swinging himself to and fro in a rocking-chair on
the pavement.</p>
<p>As the coach stops, a gentleman in a straw hat looks out of
the window:</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>. (To the stout
gentleman in the rocking-chair.) I reckon that’s
Judge Jefferson, an’t it?</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>. (Still swinging;
speaking very slowly; and without any emotion whatever.)
Yes, sir.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>. Warm weather,
Judge.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>. Yes, sir.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>. There was a snap
of cold, last week.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>. Yes, sir.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>. Yes, sir.</p>
<p>A pause. They look at each other, very seriously.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>. I calculate
you’ll have got through that case of the corporation,
Judge, by this time, now?</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>. Yes, sir.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>. How did the
verdict go, sir?</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>. For the defendant,
sir.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>.
(Interrogatively.) Yes, sir?</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>. (Affirmatively.)
Yes, sir.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Both</span>. (Musingly, as each
gazes down the street.) Yes, sir.</p>
<p>Another pause. They look at each other again, still more
seriously than before.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>. This coach is
rather behind its time to-day, I guess.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>.
(Doubtingly.) Yes, sir.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>. (Looking at his
watch.) Yes, sir; nigh upon two hours.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>. (Raising his
eyebrows in very great surprise.) Yes, sir!</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>. (Decisively, as he
puts up his watch.) Yes, sir.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">All the other inside
Passengers</span>. (Among themselves.) Yes, sir.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Coachman</span>. (In a very surly
tone.) No it an’t.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>. (To the
coachman.) Well, I don’t know, sir. We were a
pretty tall time coming that last fifteen mile.
That’s a fact.</p>
<p>The coachman making no reply, and plainly declining to enter
into any controversy on a subject so far removed from his
sympathies and feelings, another passenger says, ‘Yes,
sir;’ and the gentleman in the straw hat in acknowledgment
of his courtesy, says ‘Yes, sir,’ to him, in
return. The straw hat then inquires of the brown hat,
whether that coach in which he (the straw hat) then sits, is not
a new one? To which the brown hat again makes answer,
‘Yes, sir.’</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Straw Hat</span>. I thought
so. Pretty loud smell of varnish, sir?</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>. Yes, sir.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">All the other inside
Passengers</span>. Yes, sir.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Brown Hat</span>. (To the company in
general.) Yes, sir.</p>
<p>The conversational powers of the company having been by this
time pretty heavily taxed, the straw hat opens the door and gets
out; and all the rest alight also. We dine soon afterwards
with the boarders in the house, and have nothing to drink but tea
and coffee. As they are both very bad and the water is
worse, I ask for brandy; but it is a Temperance Hotel, and
spirits are not to be had for love or money. This
preposterous forcing of unpleasant drinks down the reluctant
throats of travellers is not at all uncommon in America, but I
never discovered that the scruples of such wincing landlords
induced them to preserve any unusually nice balance between the
quality of their fare, and their scale of charges: on the
contrary, I rather suspected them of diminishing the one and
exalting the other, by way of recompense for the loss of their
profit on the sale of spirituous liquors. After all,
perhaps, the plainest course for persons of such tender
consciences, would be, a total abstinence from
tavern-keeping.</p>
<p>Dinner over, we get into another vehicle which is ready at the
door (for the coach has been changed in the interval), and resume
our journey; which continues through the same kind of country
until evening, when we come to the town where we are to stop for
tea and supper; and having delivered the mail bags at the
Post-office, ride through the usual wide street, lined with the
usual stores and houses (the drapers always having hung up at
their door, by way of sign, a piece of bright red cloth), to the
hotel where this meal is prepared. There being many
boarders here, we sit down, a large party, and a very melancholy
one as usual. But there is a buxom hostess at the head of
the table, and opposite, a simple Welsh schoolmaster with his
wife and child; who came here, on a speculation of greater
promise than performance, to teach the classics: and they are
sufficient subjects of interest until the meal is over, and
another coach is ready. In it we go on once more, lighted
by a bright moon, until midnight; when we stop to change the
coach again, and remain for half an hour or so in a miserable
room, with a blurred lithograph of Washington over the smoky
fire-place, and a mighty jug of cold water on the table: to which
refreshment the moody passengers do so apply themselves that they
would seem to be, one and all, keen patients of Dr.
Sangrado. Among them is a very little boy, who chews
tobacco like a very big one; and a droning gentleman, who talks
arithmetically and statistically on all subjects, from poetry
downwards; and who always speaks in the same key, with exactly
the same emphasis, and with very grave deliberation. He
came outside just now, and told me how that the uncle of a
certain young lady who had been spirited away and married by a
certain captain, lived in these parts; and how this uncle was so
valiant and ferocious that he shouldn’t wonder if he were
to follow the said captain to England, ‘and shoot him down
in the street wherever he found him;’ in the feasibility of
which strong measure I, being for the moment rather prone to
contradiction, from feeling half asleep and very tired, declined
to acquiesce: assuring him that if the uncle did resort to it, or
gratified any other little whim of the like nature, he would find
himself one morning prematurely throttled at the Old Bailey: and
that he would do well to make his will before he went, as he
would certainly want it before he had been in Britain very
long.</p>
<p>On we go, all night, and by-and-by the day begins to break,
and presently the first cheerful rays of the warm sun come
slanting on us brightly. It sheds its light upon a
miserable waste of sodden grass, and dull trees, and squalid
huts, whose aspect is forlorn and grievous in the last
degree. A very desert in the wood, whose growth of green is
dank and noxious like that upon the top of standing water: where
poisonous fungus grows in the rare footprint on the oozy ground,
and sprouts like witches’ coral, from the crevices in the
cabin wall and floor; it is a hideous thing to lie upon the very
threshold of a city. But it was purchased years ago, and as
the owner cannot be discovered, the State has been unable to
reclaim it. So there it remains, in the midst of
cultivation and improvement, like ground accursed, and made
obscene and rank by some great crime.</p>
<p>We reached Columbus shortly before seven o’clock, and
stayed there, to refresh, that day and night: having excellent
apartments in a very large unfinished hotel called the Neill
House, which were richly fitted with the polished wood of the
black walnut, and opened on a handsome portico and stone
verandah, like rooms in some Italian mansion. The town is
clean and pretty, and of course is ‘going to be’ much
larger. It is the seat of the State legislature of Ohio,
and lays claim, in consequence, to some consideration and
importance.</p>
<p>There being no stage-coach next day, upon the road we wished
to take, I hired ‘an extra,’ at a reasonable charge
to carry us to Tiffin; a small town from whence there is a
railroad to Sandusky. This extra was an ordinary four-horse
stage-coach, such as I have described, changing horses and
drivers, as the stage-coach would, but was exclusively our own
for the journey. To ensure our having horses at the proper
stations, and being incommoded by no strangers, the proprietors
sent an agent on the box, who was to accompany us the whole way
through; and thus attended, and bearing with us, besides, a
hamper full of savoury cold meats, and fruit, and wine, we
started off again in high spirits, at half-past six o’clock
next morning, very much delighted to be by ourselves, and
disposed to enjoy even the roughest journey.</p>
<p>It was well for us, that we were in this humour, for the road
we went over that day, was certainly enough to have shaken
tempers that were not resolutely at Set Fair, down to some inches
below Stormy. At one time we were all flung together in a
heap at the bottom of the coach, and at another we were crushing
our heads against the roof. Now, one side was down deep in
the mire, and we were holding on to the other. Now, the
coach was lying on the tails of the two wheelers; and now it was
rearing up in the air, in a frantic state, with all four horses
standing on the top of an insurmountable eminence, looking coolly
back at it, as though they would say ‘Unharness us.
It can’t be done.’ The drivers on these roads,
who certainly get over the ground in a manner which is quite
miraculous, so twist and turn the team about in forcing a
passage, corkscrew fashion, through the bogs and swamps, that it
was quite a common circumstance on looking out of the window, to
see the coachman with the ends of a pair of reins in his hands,
apparently driving nothing, or playing at horses, and the leaders
staring at one unexpectedly from the back of the coach, as if
they had some idea of getting up behind. A great portion of
the way was over what is called a corduroy road, which is made by
throwing trunks of trees into a marsh, and leaving them to settle
there. The very slightest of the jolts with which the
ponderous carriage fell from log to log, was enough, it seemed,
to have dislocated all the bones in the human body. It
would be impossible to experience a similar set of sensations, in
any other circumstances, unless perhaps in attempting to go up to
the top of St. Paul’s in an omnibus. Never, never
once, that day, was the coach in any position, attitude, or kind
of motion to which we are accustomed in coaches. Never did
it make the smallest approach to one’s experience of the
proceedings of any sort of vehicle that goes on wheels.</p>
<p>Still, it was a fine day, and the temperature was delicious,
and though we had left Summer behind us in the west, and were
fast leaving Spring, we were moving towards Niagara and
home. We alighted in a pleasant wood towards the middle of
the day, dined on a fallen tree, and leaving our best fragments
with a cottager, and our worst with the pigs (who swarm in this
part of the country like grains of sand on the sea-shore, to the
great comfort of our commissariat in Canada), we went forward
again, gaily.</p>
<p>As night came on, the track grew narrower and narrower, until
at last it so lost itself among the trees, that the driver seemed
to find his way by instinct. We had the comfort of knowing,
at least, that there was no danger of his falling asleep, for
every now and then a wheel would strike against an unseen stump
with such a jerk, that he was fain to hold on pretty tight and
pretty quick, to keep himself upon the box. Nor was there
any reason to dread the least danger from furious driving,
inasmuch as over that broken ground the horses had enough to do
to walk; as to shying, there was no room for that; and a herd of
wild elephants could not have run away in such a wood, with such
a coach at their heels. So we stumbled along, quite
satisfied.</p>
<p>These stumps of trees are a curious feature in American
travelling. The varying illusions they present to the
unaccustomed eye as it grows dark, are quite astonishing in their
number and reality. Now, there is a Grecian urn erected in
the centre of a lonely field; now there is a woman weeping at a
tomb; now a very commonplace old gentleman in a white waistcoat,
with a thumb thrust into each arm-hole of his coat; now a student
poring on a book; now a crouching negro; now, a horse, a dog, a
cannon, an armed man; a hunch-back throwing off his cloak and
stepping forth into the light. They were often as
entertaining to me as so many glasses in a magic lantern, and
never took their shapes at my bidding, but seemed to force
themselves upon me, whether I would or no; and strange to say, I
sometimes recognised in them counterparts of figures once
familiar to me in pictures attached to childish books, forgotten
long ago.</p>
<p>It soon became too dark, however, even for this amusement, and
the trees were so close together that their dry branches rattled
against the coach on either side, and obliged us all to keep our
heads within. It lightened too, for three whole hours; each
flash being very bright, and blue, and long; and as the vivid
streaks came darting in among the crowded branches, and the
thunder rolled gloomily above the tree tops, one could scarcely
help thinking that there were better neighbourhoods at such a
time than thick woods afforded.</p>
<p>At length, between ten and eleven o’clock at night, a
few feeble lights appeared in the distance, and Upper Sandusky,
an Indian village, where we were to stay till morning, lay before
us.</p>
<p>They were gone to bed at the log Inn, which was the only house
of entertainment in the place, but soon answered to our knocking,
and got some tea for us in a sort of kitchen or common room,
tapestried with old newspapers, pasted against the wall.
The bed-chamber to which my wife and I were shown, was a large,
low, ghostly room; with a quantity of withered branches on the
hearth, and two doors without any fastening, opposite to each
other, both opening on the black night and wild country, and so
contrived, that one of them always blew the other open: a novelty
in domestic architecture, which I do not remember to have seen
before, and which I was somewhat disconcerted to have forced on
my attention after getting into bed, as I had a considerable sum
in gold for our travelling expenses, in my dressing-case.
Some of the luggage, however, piled against the panels, soon
settled this difficulty, and my sleep would not have been very
much affected that night, I believe, though it had failed to do
so.</p>
<p>My Boston friend climbed up to bed, somewhere in the roof,
where another guest was already snoring hugely. But being
bitten beyond his power of endurance, he turned out again, and
fled for shelter to the coach, which was airing itself in front
of the house. This was not a very politic step, as it
turned out; for the pigs scenting him, and looking upon the coach
as a kind of pie with some manner of meat inside, grunted round
it so hideously, that he was afraid to come out again, and lay
there shivering, till morning. Nor was it possible to warm
him, when he did come out, by means of a glass of brandy: for in
Indian villages, the legislature, with a very good and wise
intention, forbids the sale of spirits by tavern keepers.
The precaution, however, is quite inefficacious, for the Indians
never fail to procure liquor of a worse kind, at a dearer price,
from travelling pedlars.</p>
<p>It is a settlement of the Wyandot Indians who inhabit this
place. Among the company at breakfast was a mild old
gentleman, who had been for many years employed by the United
States Government in conducting negotiations with the Indians,
and who had just concluded a treaty with these people by which
they bound themselves, in consideration of a certain annual sum,
to remove next year to some land provided for them, west of the
Mississippi, and a little way beyond St. Louis. He gave me
a moving account of their strong attachment to the familiar
scenes of their infancy, and in particular to the burial-places
of their kindred; and of their great reluctance to leave
them. He had witnessed many such removals, and always with
pain, though he knew that they departed for their own good.
The question whether this tribe should go or stay, had been
discussed among them a day or two before, in a hut erected for
the purpose, the logs of which still lay upon the ground before
the inn. When the speaking was done, the ayes and noes were
ranged on opposite sides, and every male adult voted in his
turn. The moment the result was known, the minority (a
large one) cheerfully yielded to the rest, and withdrew all kind
of opposition.</p>
<p>We met some of these poor Indians afterwards, riding on shaggy
ponies. They were so like the meaner sort of gipsies, that
if I could have seen any of them in England, I should have
concluded, as a matter of course, that they belonged to that
wandering and restless people.</p>
<p>Leaving this town directly after breakfast, we pushed forward
again, over a rather worse road than yesterday, if possible, and
arrived about noon at Tiffin, where we parted with the
extra. At two o’clock we took the railroad; the
travelling on which was very slow, its construction being
indifferent, and the ground wet and marshy; and arrived at
Sandusky in time to dine that evening. We put up at a
comfortable little hotel on the brink of Lake Erie, lay there
that night, and had no choice but to wait there next day, until a
steamboat bound for Buffalo appeared. The town, which was
sluggish and uninteresting enough, was something like the back of
an English watering-place, out of the season.</p>
<p>Our host, who was very attentive and anxious to make us
comfortable, was a handsome middle-aged man, who had come to this
town from New England, in which part of the country he was
‘raised.’ When I say that he constantly walked
in and out of the room with his hat on; and stopped to converse
in the same free-and-easy state; and lay down on our sofa, and
pulled his newspaper out of his pocket, and read it at his ease;
I merely mention these traits as characteristic of the country:
not at all as being matter of complaint, or as having been
disagreeable to me. I should undoubtedly be offended by
such proceedings at home, because there they are not the custom,
and where they are not, they would be impertinencies; but in
America, the only desire of a good-natured fellow of this kind,
is to treat his guests hospitably and well; and I had no more
right, and I can truly say no more disposition, to measure his
conduct by our English rule and standard, than I had to quarrel
with him for not being of the exact stature which would qualify
him for admission into the Queen’s grenadier guards.
As little inclination had I to find fault with a funny old lady
who was an upper domestic in this establishment, and who, when
she came to wait upon us at any meal, sat herself down
comfortably in the most convenient chair, and producing a large
pin to pick her teeth with, remained performing that ceremony,
and steadfastly regarding us meanwhile with much gravity and
composure (now and then pressing us to eat a little more), until
it was time to clear away. It was enough for us, that
whatever we wished done was done with great civility and
readiness, and a desire to oblige, not only here, but everywhere
else; and that all our wants were, in general, zealously
anticipated.</p>
<p>We were taking an early dinner at this house, on the day after
our arrival, which was Sunday, when a steamboat came in sight,
and presently touched at the wharf. As she proved to be on
her way to Buffalo, we hurried on board with all speed, and soon
left Sandusky far behind us.</p>
<p>She was a large vessel of five hundred tons, and handsomely
fitted up, though with high-pressure engines; which always
conveyed that kind of feeling to me, which I should be likely to
experience, I think, if I had lodgings on the first-floor of a
powder-mill. She was laden with flour, some casks of which
commodity were stored upon the deck. The captain coming up
to have a little conversation, and to introduce a friend, seated
himself astride of one of these barrels, like a Bacchus of
private life; and pulling a great clasp-knife out of his pocket,
began to ‘whittle’ it as he talked, by paring thin
slices off the edges. And he whittled with such industry
and hearty good will, that but for his being called away very
soon, it must have disappeared bodily, and left nothing in its
place but grist and shavings.</p>
<p>After calling at one or two flat places, with low dams
stretching out into the lake, whereon were stumpy lighthouses,
like windmills without sails, the whole looking like a Dutch
vignette, we came at midnight to Cleveland, where we lay all
night, and until nine o’clock next morning.</p>
<p>I entertained quite a curiosity in reference to this place,
from having seen at Sandusky a specimen of its literature in the
shape of a newspaper, which was very strong indeed upon the
subject of Lord Ashburton’s recent arrival at Washington,
to adjust the points in dispute between the United States
Government and Great Britain: informing its readers that as
America had ‘whipped’ England in her infancy, and
whipped her again in her youth, so it was clearly necessary that
she must whip her once again in her maturity; and pledging its
credit to all True Americans, that if Mr. Webster did his duty in
the approaching negotiations, and sent the English Lord home
again in double quick time, they should, within two years, sing
‘Yankee Doodle in Hyde Park, and Hail Columbia in the
scarlet courts of Westminster!’ I found it a pretty
town, and had the satisfaction of beholding the outside of the
office of the journal from which I have just quoted. I did
not enjoy the delight of seeing the wit who indited the paragraph
in question, but I have no doubt he is a prodigious man in his
way, and held in high repute by a select circle.</p>
<p>There was a gentleman on board, to whom, as I unintentionally
learned through the thin partition which divided our state-room
from the cabin in which he and his wife conversed together, I was
unwittingly the occasion of very great uneasiness. I
don’t know why or wherefore, but I appeared to run in his
mind perpetually, and to dissatisfy him very much. First of
all I heard him say: and the most ludicrous part of the business
was, that he said it in my very ear, and could not have
communicated more directly with me, if he had leaned upon my
shoulder, and whispered me: ‘Boz is on board still, my
dear.’ After a considerable pause, he added,
complainingly, ‘Boz keeps himself very close;’ which
was true enough, for I was not very well, and was lying down,
with a book. I thought he had done with me after this, but
I was deceived; for a long interval having elapsed, during which
I imagine him to have been turning restlessly from side to side,
and trying to go to sleep; he broke out again, with ‘I
suppose <i>that</i> Boz will be writing a book by-and-by, and
putting all our names in it!’ at which imaginary
consequence of being on board a boat with Boz, he groaned, and
became silent.</p>
<p>We called at the town of Erie, at eight o’clock that
night, and lay there an hour. Between five and six next
morning, we arrived at Buffalo, where we breakfasted; and being
too near the Great Falls to wait patiently anywhere else, we set
off by the train, the same morning at nine o’clock, to
Niagara.</p>
<p>It was a miserable day; chilly and raw; a damp mist falling;
and the trees in that northern region quite bare and
wintry. Whenever the train halted, I listened for the roar;
and was constantly straining my eyes in the direction where I
knew the Falls must be, from seeing the river rolling on towards
them; every moment expecting to behold the spray. Within a
few minutes of our stopping, not before, I saw two great white
clouds rising up slowly and majestically from the depths of the
earth. That was all. At length we alighted: and then
for the first time, I heard the mighty rush of water, and felt
the ground tremble underneath my feet.</p>
<p>The bank is very steep, and was slippery with rain, and
half-melted ice. I hardly know how I got down, but I was
soon at the bottom, and climbing, with two English officers who
were crossing and had joined me, over some broken rocks, deafened
by the noise, half-blinded by the spray, and wet to the
skin. We were at the foot of the American Fall. I
could see an immense torrent of water tearing headlong down from
some great height, but had no idea of shape, or situation, or
anything but vague immensity.</p>
<p>When we were seated in the little ferry-boat, and were
crossing the swollen river immediately before both cataracts, I
began to feel what it was: but I was in a manner stunned, and
unable to comprehend the vastness of the scene. It was not
until I came on Table Rock, and looked—Great Heaven, on
what a fall of bright-green water!—that it came upon me in
its full might and majesty.</p>
<p>Then, when I felt how near to my Creator I was standing, the
first effect, and the enduring one—instant and
lasting—of the tremendous spectacle, was Peace. Peace
of Mind, tranquillity, calm recollections of the Dead, great
thoughts of Eternal Rest and Happiness: nothing of gloom or
terror. Niagara was at once stamped upon my heart, an Image
of Beauty; to remain there, changeless and indelible, until its
pulses cease to beat, for ever.</p>
<p>Oh, how the strife and trouble of daily life receded from my
view, and lessened in the distance, during the ten memorable days
we passed on that Enchanted Ground! What voices spoke from
out the thundering water; what faces, faded from the earth,
looked out upon me from its gleaming depths; what Heavenly
promise glistened in those angels’ tears, the drops of many
hues, that showered around, and twined themselves about the
gorgeous arches which the changing rainbows made!</p>
<p>I never stirred in all that time from the Canadian side,
whither I had gone at first. I never crossed the river
again; for I knew there were people on the other shore, and in
such a place it is natural to shun strange company. To
wander to and fro all day, and see the cataracts from all points
of view; to stand upon the edge of the great Horse-Shoe Fall,
marking the hurried water gathering strength as it approached the
verge, yet seeming, too, to pause before it shot into the gulf
below; to gaze from the river’s level up at the torrent as
it came streaming down; to climb the neighbouring heights and
watch it through the trees, and see the wreathing water in the
rapids hurrying on to take its fearful plunge; to linger in the
shadow of the solemn rocks three miles below; watching the river
as, stirred by no visible cause, it heaved and eddied and awoke
the echoes, being troubled yet, far down beneath the surface, by
its giant leap; to have Niagara before me, lighted by the sun and
by the moon, red in the day’s decline, and grey as evening
slowly fell upon it; to look upon it every day, and wake up in
the night and hear its ceaseless voice: this was enough.</p>
<p>I think in every quiet season now, still do those waters roll
and leap, and roar and tumble, all day long; still are the
rainbows spanning them, a hundred feet below. Still, when
the sun is on them, do they shine and glow like molten
gold. Still, when the day is gloomy, do they fall like
snow, or seem to crumble away like the front of a great chalk
cliff, or roll down the rock like dense white smoke. But
always does the mighty stream appear to die as it comes down, and
always from its unfathomable grave arises that tremendous ghost
of spray and mist which is never laid: which has haunted this
place with the same dread solemnity since Darkness brooded on the
deep, and that first flood before the
Deluge—Light—came rushing on Creation at the word of
God.</p>
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