<h2>CHAPTER XV<br/> <span class="GutSmall">IN CANADA; TORONTO; KINGSTON; MONTREAL; QUEBEC; ST. JOHN’S. IN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN; LEBANON; THE SHAKER VILLAGE; WEST POINT</span></h2>
<p>I <span class="smcap">wish</span> to abstain from instituting
any comparison, or drawing any parallel whatever, between the
social features of the United States and those of the British
Possessions in Canada. For this reason, I shall confine
myself to a very brief account of our journeyings in the latter
territory.</p>
<p>But before I leave Niagara, I must advert to one disgusting
circumstance which can hardly have escaped the observation of any
decent traveller who has visited the Falls.</p>
<p>On Table Rock, there is a cottage belonging to a Guide, where
little relics of the place are sold, and where visitors register
their names in a book kept for the purpose. On the wall of
the room in which a great many of these volumes are preserved,
the following request is posted: ‘Visitors will please not
copy nor extract the remarks and poetical effusions from the
registers and albums kept here.’</p>
<p>But for this intimation, I should have let them lie upon the
tables on which they were strewn with careful negligence, like
books in a drawing-room: being quite satisfied with the
stupendous silliness of certain stanzas with an anti-climax at
the end of each, which were framed and hung up on the wall.
Curious, however, after reading this announcement, to see what
kind of morsels were so carefully preserved, I turned a few
leaves, and found them scrawled all over with the vilest and the
filthiest ribaldry that ever human hogs delighted in.</p>
<p>It is humiliating enough to know that there are among men
brutes so obscene and worthless, that they can delight in laying
their miserable profanations upon the very steps of
Nature’s greatest altar. But that these should be
hoarded up for the delight of their fellow-swine, and kept in a
public place where any eyes may see them, is a disgrace to the
English language in which they are written (though I hope few of
these entries have been made by Englishmen), and a reproach to
the English side, on which they are preserved.</p>
<p>The quarters of our soldiers at Niagara, are finely and airily
situated. Some of them are large detached houses on the
plain above the Falls, which were originally designed for hotels;
and in the evening time, when the women and children were leaning
over the balconies watching the men as they played at ball and
other games upon the grass before the door, they often presented
a little picture of cheerfulness and animation which made it
quite a pleasure to pass that way.</p>
<p>At any garrisoned point where the line of demarcation between
one country and another is so very narrow as at Niagara,
desertion from the ranks can scarcely fail to be of frequent
occurrence: and it may be reasonably supposed that when the
soldiers entertain the wildest and maddest hopes of the fortune
and independence that await them on the other side, the impulse
to play traitor, which such a place suggests to dishonest minds,
is not weakened. But it very rarely happens that the men
who do desert, are happy or contented afterwards; and many
instances have been known in which they have confessed their
grievous disappointment, and their earnest desire to return to
their old service if they could but be assured of pardon, or
lenient treatment. Many of their comrades, notwithstanding,
do the like, from time to time; and instances of loss of life in
the effort to cross the river with this object, are far from
being uncommon. Several men were drowned in the attempt to
swim across, not long ago; and one, who had the madness to trust
himself upon a table as a raft, was swept down to the whirlpool,
where his mangled body eddied round and round some days.</p>
<p>I am inclined to think that the noise of the Falls is very
much exaggerated; and this will appear the more probable when the
depth of the great basin in which the water is received, is taken
into account. At no time during our stay there, was the
wind at all high or boisterous, but we never heard them, three
miles off, even at the very quiet time of sunset, though we often
tried.</p>
<p>Queenston, at which place the steamboats start for Toronto (or
I should rather say at which place they call, for their wharf is
at Lewiston, on the opposite shore), is situated in a delicious
valley, through which the Niagara river, in colour a very deep
green, pursues its course. It is approached by a road that
takes its winding way among the heights by which the town is
sheltered; and seen from this point is extremely beautiful and
picturesque. On the most conspicuous of these heights stood
a monument erected by the Provincial Legislature in memory of
General Brock, who was slain in a battle with the American
forces, after having won the victory. Some vagabond,
supposed to be a fellow of the name of Lett, who is now, or who
lately was, in prison as a felon, blew up this monument two years
ago, and it is now a melancholy ruin, with a long fragment of
iron railing hanging dejectedly from its top, and waving to and
fro like a wild ivy branch or broken vine stem. It is of
much higher importance than it may seem, that this statue should
be repaired at the public cost, as it ought to have been long
ago. Firstly, because it is beneath the dignity of England
to allow a memorial raised in honour of one of her defenders, to
remain in this condition, on the very spot where he died.
Secondly, because the sight of it in its present state, and the
recollection of the unpunished outrage which brought it to this
pass, is not very likely to soothe down border feelings among
English subjects here, or compose their border quarrels and
dislikes.</p>
<p>I was standing on the wharf at this place, watching the
passengers embarking in a steamboat which preceded that whose
coming we awaited, and participating in the anxiety with which a
sergeant’s wife was collecting her few goods
together—keeping one distracted eye hard upon the porters,
who were hurrying them on board, and the other on a hoopless
washing-tub for which, as being the most utterly worthless of all
her movables, she seemed to entertain particular
affection—when three or four soldiers with a recruit came
up and went on board.</p>
<p>The recruit was a likely young fellow enough, strongly built
and well made, but by no means sober: indeed he had all the air
of a man who had been more or less drunk for some days. He
carried a small bundle over his shoulder, slung at the end of a
walking-stick, and had a short pipe in his mouth. He was as
dusty and dirty as recruits usually are, and his shoes betokened
that he had travelled on foot some distance, but he was in a very
jocose state, and shook hands with this soldier, and clapped that
one on the back, and talked and laughed continually, like a
roaring idle dog as he was.</p>
<p>The soldiers rather laughed at this blade than with him:
seeming to say, as they stood straightening their canes in their
hands, and looking coolly at him over their glazed stocks,
‘Go on, my boy, while you may! you’ll know better
by-and-by:’ when suddenly the novice, who had been backing
towards the gangway in his noisy merriment, fell overboard before
their eyes, and splashed heavily down into the river between the
vessel and the dock.</p>
<p>I never saw such a good thing as the change that came over
these soldiers in an instant. Almost before the man was
down, their professional manner, their stiffness and constraint,
were gone, and they were filled with the most violent
energy. In less time than is required to tell it, they had
him out again, feet first, with the tails of his coat flapping
over his eyes, everything about him hanging the wrong way, and
the water streaming off at every thread in his threadbare
dress. But the moment they set him upright and found that
he was none the worse, they were soldiers again, looking over
their glazed stocks more composedly than ever.</p>
<p>The half-sobered recruit glanced round for a moment, as if his
first impulse were to express some gratitude for his
preservation, but seeing them with this air of total unconcern,
and having his wet pipe presented to him with an oath by the
soldier who had been by far the most anxious of the party, he
stuck it in his mouth, thrust his hands into his moist pockets,
and without even shaking the water off his clothes, walked on
board whistling; not to say as if nothing had happened, but as if
he had meant to do it, and it had been a perfect success.</p>
<p>Our steamboat came up directly this had left the wharf, and
soon bore us to the mouth of the Niagara; where the stars and
stripes of America flutter on one side and the Union Jack of
England on the other: and so narrow is the space between them
that the sentinels in either fort can often hear the watchword of
the other country given. Thence we emerged on Lake Ontario,
an inland sea; and by half-past six o’clock were at
Toronto.</p>
<p>The country round this town being very flat, is bare of scenic
interest; but the town itself is full of life and motion, bustle,
business, and improvement. The streets are well paved, and
lighted with gas; the houses are large and good; the shops
excellent. Many of them have a display of goods in their
windows, such as may be seen in thriving county towns in England;
and there are some which would do no discredit to the metropolis
itself. There is a good stone prison here; and there are,
besides, a handsome church, a court-house, public offices, many
commodious private residences, and a government observatory for
noting and recording the magnetic variations. In the
College of Upper Canada, which is one of the public
establishments of the city, a sound education in every department
of polite learning can be had, at a very moderate expense: the
annual charge for the instruction of each pupil, not exceeding
nine pounds sterling. It has pretty good endowments in the
way of land, and is a valuable and useful institution.</p>
<p>The first stone of a new college had been laid but a few days
before, by the Governor General. It will be a handsome,
spacious edifice, approached by a long avenue, which is already
planted and made available as a public walk. The town is
well adapted for wholesome exercise at all seasons, for the
footways in the thoroughfares which lie beyond the principal
street, are planked like floors, and kept in very good and clean
repair.</p>
<p>It is a matter of deep regret that political differences
should have run high in this place, and led to most discreditable
and disgraceful results. It is not long since guns were
discharged from a window in this town at the successful
candidates in an election, and the coachman of one of them was
actually shot in the body, though not dangerously wounded.
But one man was killed on the same occasion; and from the very
window whence he received his death, the very flag which shielded
his murderer (not only in the commission of his crime, but from
its consequences), was displayed again on the occasion of the
public ceremony performed by the Governor General, to which I
have just adverted. Of all the colours in the rainbow,
there is but one which could be so employed: I need not say that
flag was orange.</p>
<p>The time of leaving Toronto for Kingston is noon. By
eight o’clock next morning, the traveller is at the end of
his journey, which is performed by steamboat upon Lake Ontario,
calling at Port Hope and Coburg, the latter a cheerful, thriving
little town. Vast quantities of flour form the chief item
in the freight of these vessels. We had no fewer than one
thousand and eighty barrels on board, between Coburg and
Kingston.</p>
<p>The latter place, which is now the seat of government in
Canada, is a very poor town, rendered still poorer in the
appearance of its market-place by the ravages of a recent
fire. Indeed, it may be said of Kingston, that one half of
it appears to be burnt down, and the other half not to be built
up. The Government House is neither elegant nor commodious,
yet it is almost the only house of any importance in the
neighbourhood.</p>
<p>There is an admirable jail here, well and wisely governed, and
excellently regulated, in every respect. The men were
employed as shoemakers, ropemakers, blacksmiths, tailors,
carpenters, and stonecutters; and in building a new prison, which
was pretty far advanced towards completion. The female
prisoners were occupied in needlework. Among them was a
beautiful girl of twenty, who had been there nearly three
years. She acted as bearer of secret despatches for the
self-styled Patriots on Navy Island, during the Canadian
Insurrection: sometimes dressing as a girl, and carrying them in
her stays; sometimes attiring herself as a boy, and secreting
them in the lining of her hat. In the latter character she
always rode as a boy would, which was nothing to her, for she
could govern any horse that any man could ride, and could drive
four-in-hand with the best whip in those parts. Setting
forth on one of her patriotic missions, she appropriated to
herself the first horse she could lay her hands on; and this
offence had brought her where I saw her. She had quite a
lovely face, though, as the reader may suppose from this sketch
of her history, there was a lurking devil in her bright eye,
which looked out pretty sharply from between her prison bars.</p>
<p>There is a bomb-proof fort here of great strength, which
occupies a bold position, and is capable, doubtless, of doing
good service; though the town is much too close upon the frontier
to be long held, I should imagine, for its present purpose in
troubled times. There is also a small navy-yard, where a
couple of Government steamboats were building, and getting on
vigorously.</p>
<p>We left Kingston for Montreal on the tenth of May, at
half-past nine in the morning, and proceeded in a steamboat down
the St. Lawrence river. The beauty of this noble stream at
almost any point, but especially in the commencement of this
journey when it winds its way among the thousand Islands, can
hardly be imagined. The number and constant successions of
these islands, all green and richly wooded; their fluctuating
sizes, some so large that for half an hour together one among
them will appear as the opposite bank of the river, and some so
small that they are mere dimples on its broad bosom; their
infinite variety of shapes; and the numberless combinations of
beautiful forms which the trees growing on them present: all form
a picture fraught with uncommon interest and pleasure.</p>
<p>In the afternoon we shot down some rapids where the river
boiled and bubbled strangely, and where the force and headlong
violence of the current were tremendous. At seven
o’clock we reached Dickenson’s Landing, whence
travellers proceed for two or three hours by stage-coach: the
navigation of the river being rendered so dangerous and difficult
in the interval, by rapids, that steamboats do not make the
passage. The number and length of those <i>portages</i>,
over which the roads are bad, and the travelling slow, render the
way between the towns of Montreal and Kingston, somewhat
tedious.</p>
<p>Our course lay over a wide, uninclosed tract of country at a
little distance from the river-side, whence the bright warning
lights on the dangerous parts of the St. Lawrence shone
vividly. The night was dark and raw, and the way dreary
enough. It was nearly ten o’clock when we reached the
wharf where the next steamboat lay; and went on board, and to
bed.</p>
<p>She lay there all night, and started as soon as it was
day. The morning was ushered in by a violent thunderstorm,
and was very wet, but gradually improved and brightened up.
Going on deck after breakfast, I was amazed to see floating down
with the stream, a most gigantic raft, with some thirty or forty
wooden houses upon it, and at least as many flag-masts, so that
it looked like a nautical street. I saw many of these rafts
afterwards, but never one so large. All the timber, or
‘lumber,’ as it is called in America, which is
brought down the St. Lawrence, is floated down in this
manner. When the raft reaches its place of destination, it
is broken up; the materials are sold; and the boatmen return for
more.</p>
<p>At eight we landed again, and travelled by a stage-coach for
four hours through a pleasant and well-cultivated country,
perfectly French in every respect: in the appearance of the
cottages; the air, language, and dress of the peasantry; the
sign-boards on the shops and taverns: and the Virgin’s
shrines, and crosses, by the wayside. Nearly every common
labourer and boy, though he had no shoes to his feet, wore round
his waist a sash of some bright colour: generally red: and the
women, who were working in the fields and gardens, and doing all
kinds of husbandry, wore, one and all, great flat straw hats with
most capacious brims. There were Catholic Priests and
Sisters of Charity in the village streets; and images of the
Saviour at the corners of cross-roads, and in other public
places.</p>
<p>At noon we went on board another steamboat, and reached the
village of Lachine, nine miles from Montreal, by three
o’clock. There, we left the river, and went on by
land.</p>
<p>Montreal is pleasantly situated on the margin of the St.
Lawrence, and is backed by some bold heights, about which there
are charming rides and drives. The streets are generally
narrow and irregular, as in most French towns of any age; but in
the more modern parts of the city, they are wide and airy.
They display a great variety of very good shops; and both in the
town and suburbs there are many excellent private
dwellings. The granite quays are remarkable for their
beauty, solidity, and extent.</p>
<p>There is a very large Catholic cathedral here, recently
erected with two tall spires, of which one is yet
unfinished. In the open space in front of this edifice,
stands a solitary, grim-looking, square brick tower, which has a
quaint and remarkable appearance, and which the wiseacres of the
place have consequently determined to pull down
immediately. The Government House is very superior to that
at Kingston, and the town is full of life and bustle. In
one of the suburbs is a plank road—not footpath—five
or six miles long, and a famous road it is too. All the
rides in the vicinity were made doubly interesting by the
bursting out of spring, which is here so rapid, that it is but a
day’s leap from barren winter, to the blooming youth of
summer.</p>
<p>The steamboats to Quebec perform the journey in the night;
that is to say, they leave Montreal at six in the evening, and
arrive at Quebec at six next morning. We made this
excursion during our stay in Montreal (which exceeded a
fortnight), and were charmed by its interest and beauty.</p>
<p>The impression made upon the visitor by this Gibraltar of
America: its giddy heights; its citadel suspended, as it were, in
the air; its picturesque steep streets and frowning gateways; and
the splendid views which burst upon the eye at every turn: is at
once unique and lasting.</p>
<p>It is a place not to be forgotten or mixed up in the mind with
other places, or altered for a moment in the crowd of scenes a
traveller can recall. Apart from the realities of this most
picturesque city, there are associations clustering about it
which would make a desert rich in interest. The dangerous
precipice along whose rocky front, Wolfe and his brave companions
climbed to glory; the Plains of Abraham, where he received his
mortal wound; the fortress so chivalrously defended by Montcalm;
and his soldier’s grave, dug for him while yet alive, by
the bursting of a shell; are not the least among them, or among
the gallant incidents of history. That is a noble Monument
too, and worthy of two great nations, which perpetuates the
memory of both brave generals, and on which their names are
jointly written.</p>
<p>The city is rich in public institutions and in Catholic
churches and charities, but it is mainly in the prospect from the
site of the Old Government House, and from the Citadel, that its
surpassing beauty lies. The exquisite expanse of country,
rich in field and forest, mountain-height and water, which lies
stretched out before the view, with miles of Canadian villages,
glancing in long white streaks, like veins along the landscape;
the motley crowd of gables, roofs, and chimney tops in the old
hilly town immediately at hand; the beautiful St. Lawrence
sparkling and flashing in the sunlight; and the tiny ships below
the rock from which you gaze, whose distant rigging looks like
spiders’ webs against the light, while casks and barrels on
their decks dwindle into toys, and busy mariners become so many
puppets; all this, framed by a sunken window in the fortress and
looked at from the shadowed room within, forms one of the
brightest and most enchanting pictures that the eye can rest
upon.</p>
<p>In the spring of the year, vast numbers of emigrants who have
newly arrived from England or from Ireland, pass between Quebec
and Montreal on their way to the backwoods and new settlements of
Canada. If it be an entertaining lounge (as I very often
found it) to take a morning stroll upon the quay at Montreal, and
see them grouped in hundreds on the public wharfs about their
chests and boxes, it is matter of deep interest to be their
fellow-passenger on one of these steamboats, and mingling with
the concourse, see and hear them unobserved.</p>
<p>The vessel in which we returned from Quebec to Montreal was
crowded with them, and at night they spread their beds between
decks (those who had beds, at least), and slept so close and
thick about our cabin door, that the passage to and fro was quite
blocked up. They were nearly all English; from
Gloucestershire the greater part; and had had a long
winter-passage out; but it was wonderful to see how clean the
children had been kept, and how untiring in their love and
self-denial all the poor parents were.</p>
<p>Cant as we may, and as we shall to the end of all things, it
is very much harder for the poor to be virtuous than it is for
the rich; and the good that is in them, shines the brighter for
it. In many a noble mansion lives a man, the best of
husbands and of fathers, whose private worth in both capacities
is justly lauded to the skies. But bring him here, upon
this crowded deck. Strip from his fair young wife her
silken dress and jewels, unbind her braided hair, stamp early
wrinkles on her brow, pinch her pale cheek with care and much
privation, array her faded form in coarsely patched attire, let
there be nothing but his love to set her forth or deck her out,
and you shall put it to the proof indeed. So change his
station in the world, that he shall see in those young things who
climb about his knee: not records of his wealth and name: but
little wrestlers with him for his daily bread; so many poachers
on his scanty meal; so many units to divide his every sum of
comfort, and farther to reduce its small amount. In lieu of
the endearments of childhood in its sweetest aspect, heap upon
him all its pains and wants, its sicknesses and ills, its
fretfulness, caprice, and querulous endurance: let its prattle
be, not of engaging infant fancies, but of cold, and thirst, and
hunger: and if his fatherly affection outlive all this, and he be
patient, watchful, tender; careful of his children’s lives,
and mindful always of their joys and sorrows; then send him back
to Parliament, and Pulpit, and to Quarter Sessions, and when he
hears fine talk of the depravity of those who live from hand to
mouth, and labour hard to do it, let him speak up, as one who
knows, and tell those holders forth that they, by parallel with
such a class, should be High Angels in their daily lives, and lay
but humble siege to Heaven at last.</p>
<p>Which of us shall say what he would be, if such realities,
with small relief or change all through his days, were his!
Looking round upon these people: far from home, houseless,
indigent, wandering, weary with travel and hard living: and
seeing how patiently they nursed and tended their young children:
how they consulted ever their wants first, then half supplied
their own; what gentle ministers of hope and faith the women
were; how the men profited by their example; and how very, very
seldom even a moment’s petulance or harsh complaint broke
out among them: I felt a stronger love and honour of my kind come
glowing on my heart, and wished to God there had been many
Atheists in the better part of human nature there, to read this
simple lesson in the book of Life.</p>
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<p>We left Montreal for New York again, on the thirtieth of May,
crossing to La Prairie, on the opposite shore of the St.
Lawrence, in a steamboat; we then took the railroad to St.
John’s, which is on the brink of Lake Champlain. Our
last greeting in Canada was from the English officers in the
pleasant barracks at that place (a class of gentlemen who had
made every hour of our visit memorable by their hospitality and
friendship); and with ‘Rule Britannia’ sounding in
our ears, soon left it far behind.</p>
<p>But Canada has held, and always will retain, a foremost place
in my remembrance. Few Englishmen are prepared to find it
what it is. Advancing quietly; old differences settling
down, and being fast forgotten; public feeling and private
enterprise alike in a sound and wholesome state; nothing of flush
or fever in its system, but health and vigour throbbing in its
steady pulse: it is full of hope and promise. To
me—who had been accustomed to think of it as something left
behind in the strides of advancing society, as something
neglected and forgotten, slumbering and wasting in its
sleep—the demand for labour and the rates of wages; the
busy quays of Montreal; the vessels taking in their cargoes, and
discharging them; the amount of shipping in the different ports;
the commerce, roads, and public works, all made <i>to last</i>;
the respectability and character of the public journals; and the
amount of rational comfort and happiness which honest industry
may earn: were very great surprises. The steamboats on the
lakes, in their conveniences, cleanliness, and safety; in the
gentlemanly character and bearing of their captains; and in the
politeness and perfect comfort of their social regulations; are
unsurpassed even by the famous Scotch vessels, deservedly so much
esteemed at home. The inns are usually bad; because the
custom of boarding at hotels is not so general here as in the
States, and the British officers, who form a large portion of the
society of every town, live chiefly at the regimental messes: but
in every other respect, the traveller in Canada will find as good
provision for his comfort as in any place I know.</p>
<p>There is one American boat—the vessel which carried us
on Lake Champlain, from St. John’s to Whitehall—which
I praise very highly, but no more than it deserves, when I say
that it is superior even to that in which we went from Queenston
to Toronto, or to that in which we travelled from the latter
place to Kingston, or I have no doubt I may add to any other in
the world. This steamboat, which is called the Burlington,
is a perfectly exquisite achievement of neatness, elegance, and
order. The decks are drawing-rooms; the cabins are
boudoirs, choicely furnished and adorned with prints, pictures,
and musical instruments; every nook and corner in the vessel is a
perfect curiosity of graceful comfort and beautiful
contrivance. Captain Sherman, her commander, to whose
ingenuity and excellent taste these results are solely
attributable, has bravely and worthily distinguished himself on
more than one trying occasion: not least among them, in having
the moral courage to carry British troops, at a time (during the
Canadian rebellion) when no other conveyance was open to
them. He and his vessel are held in universal respect, both
by his own countrymen and ours; and no man ever enjoyed the
popular esteem, who, in his sphere of action, won and wore it
better than this gentleman.</p>
<p>By means of this floating palace we were soon in the United
States again, and called that evening at Burlington; a pretty
town, where we lay an hour or so. We reached Whitehall,
where we were to disembark, at six next morning; and might have
done so earlier, but that these steamboats lie by for some hours
in the night, in consequence of the lake becoming very narrow at
that part of the journey, and difficult of navigation in the
dark. Its width is so contracted at one point, indeed, that
they are obliged to warp round by means of a rope.</p>
<p>After breakfasting at Whitehall, we took the stage-coach for
Albany: a large and busy town, where we arrived between five and
six o’clock that afternoon; after a very hot day’s
journey, for we were now in the height of summer again. At
seven we started for New York on board a great North River
steamboat, which was so crowded with passengers that the upper
deck was like the box lobby of a theatre between the pieces, and
the lower one like Tottenham Court Road on a Saturday
night. But we slept soundly, notwithstanding, and soon
after five o’clock next morning reached New York.</p>
<p>Tarrying here, only that day and night, to recruit after our
late fatigues, we started off once more upon our last journey in
America. We had yet five days to spare before embarking for
England, and I had a great desire to see ‘the Shaker
Village,’ which is peopled by a religious sect from whom it
takes its name.</p>
<p>To this end, we went up the North River again, as far as the
town of Hudson, and there hired an extra to carry us to Lebanon,
thirty miles distant: and of course another and a different
Lebanon from that village where I slept on the night of the
Prairie trip.</p>
<p>The country through which the road meandered, was rich and
beautiful; the weather very fine; and for many miles the
Kaatskill mountains, where Rip Van Winkle and the ghostly
Dutchmen played at ninepins one memorable gusty afternoon,
towered in the blue distance, like stately clouds. At one
point, as we ascended a steep hill, athwart whose base a
railroad, yet constructing, took its course, we came upon an
Irish colony. With means at hand of building decent cabins,
it was wonderful to see how clumsy, rough, and wretched, its
hovels were. The best were poor protection from the weather
the worst let in the wind and rain through wide breaches in the
roofs of sodden grass, and in the walls of mud; some had neither
door nor window; some had nearly fallen down, and were
imperfectly propped up by stakes and poles; all were ruinous and
filthy. Hideously ugly old women and very buxom young ones,
pigs, dogs, men, children, babies, pots, kettles, dung-hills,
vile refuse, rank straw, and standing water, all wallowing
together in an inseparable heap, composed the furniture of every
dark and dirty hut.</p>
<p>Between nine and ten o’clock at night, we arrived at
Lebanon which is renowned for its warm baths, and for a great
hotel, well adapted, I have no doubt, to the gregarious taste of
those seekers after health or pleasure who repair here, but
inexpressibly comfortless to me. We were shown into an
immense apartment, lighted by two dim candles, called the
drawing-room: from which there was a descent by a flight of
steps, to another vast desert, called the dining-room: our
bed-chambers were among certain long rows of little white-washed
cells, which opened from either side of a dreary passage; and
were so like rooms in a prison that I half expected to be locked
up when I went to bed, and listened involuntarily for the turning
of the key on the outside. There need be baths somewhere in
the neighbourhood, for the other washing arrangements were on as
limited a scale as I ever saw, even in America: indeed, these
bedrooms were so very bare of even such common luxuries as
chairs, that I should say they were not provided with enough of
anything, but that I bethink myself of our having been most
bountifully bitten all night.</p>
<p>The house is very pleasantly situated, however, and we had a
good breakfast. That done, we went to visit our place of
destination, which was some two miles off, and the way to which
was soon indicated by a finger-post, whereon was painted,
‘To the Shaker Village.’</p>
<p>As we rode along, we passed a party of Shakers, who were at
work upon the road; who wore the broadest of all broad-brimmed
hats; and were in all visible respects such very wooden men, that
I felt about as much sympathy for them, and as much interest in
them, as if they had been so many figure-heads of ships.
Presently we came to the beginning of the village, and alighting
at the door of a house where the Shaker manufactures are sold,
and which is the headquarters of the elders, requested permission
to see the Shaker worship.</p>
<p>Pending the conveyance of this request to some person in
authority, we walked into a grim room, where several grim hats
were hanging on grim pegs, and the time was grimly told by a grim
clock which uttered every tick with a kind of struggle, as if it
broke the grim silence reluctantly, and under protest.
Ranged against the wall were six or eight stiff, high-backed
chairs, and they partook so strongly of the general grimness that
one would much rather have sat on the floor than incurred the
smallest obligation to any of them.</p>
<p>Presently, there stalked into this apartment, a grim old
Shaker, with eyes as hard, and dull, and cold, as the great round
metal buttons on his coat and waistcoat; a sort of calm
goblin. Being informed of our desire, he produced a
newspaper wherein the body of elders, whereof he was a member,
had advertised but a few days before, that in consequence of
certain unseemly interruptions which their worship had received
from strangers, their chapel was closed to the public for the
space of one year.</p>
<p>As nothing was to be urged in opposition to this reasonable
arrangement, we requested leave to make some trifling purchases
of Shaker goods; which was grimly conceded. We accordingly
repaired to a store in the same house and on the opposite side of
the passage, where the stock was presided over by something alive
in a russet case, which the elder said was a woman; and which I
suppose <i>was</i> a woman, though I should not have suspected
it.</p>
<p>On the opposite side of the road was their place of worship: a
cool, clean edifice of wood, with large windows and green blinds:
like a spacious summer-house. As there was no getting into
this place, and nothing was to be done but walk up and down, and
look at it and the other buildings in the village (which were
chiefly of wood, painted a dark red like English barns, and
composed of many stories like English factories), I have nothing
to communicate to the reader, beyond the scanty results I gleaned
the while our purchases were making.</p>
<p>These people are called Shakers from their peculiar form of
adoration, which consists of a dance, performed by the men and
women of all ages, who arrange themselves for that purpose in
opposite parties: the men first divesting themselves of their
hats and coats, which they gravely hang against the wall before
they begin; and tying a ribbon round their shirt-sleeves, as
though they were going to be bled. They accompany
themselves with a droning, humming noise, and dance until they
are quite exhausted, alternately advancing and retiring in a
preposterous sort of trot. The effect is said to be
unspeakably absurd: and if I may judge from a print of this
ceremony which I have in my possession; and which I am informed
by those who have visited the chapel, is perfectly accurate; it
must be infinitely grotesque.</p>
<p>They are governed by a woman, and her rule is understood to be
absolute, though she has the assistance of a council of
elders. She lives, it is said, in strict seclusion, in
certain rooms above the chapel, and is never shown to profane
eyes. If she at all resemble the lady who presided over the
store, it is a great charity to keep her as close as possible,
and I cannot too strongly express my perfect concurrence in this
benevolent proceeding.</p>
<p>All the possessions and revenues of the settlement are thrown
into a common stock, which is managed by the elders. As
they have made converts among people who were well to do in the
world, and are frugal and thrifty, it is understood that this
fund prospers: the more especially as they have made large
purchases of land. Nor is this at Lebanon the only Shaker
settlement: there are, I think, at least, three others.</p>
<p>They are good farmers, and all their produce is eagerly
purchased and highly esteemed. ‘Shaker seeds,’
‘Shaker herbs,’ and ‘Shaker distilled
waters,’ are commonly announced for sale in the shops of
towns and cities. They are good breeders of cattle, and are
kind and merciful to the brute creation. Consequently,
Shaker beasts seldom fail to find a ready market.</p>
<p>They eat and drink together, after the Spartan model, at a
great public table. There is no union of the sexes, and
every Shaker, male and female, is devoted to a life of
celibacy. Rumour has been busy upon this theme, but here
again I must refer to the lady of the store, and say, that if
many of the sister Shakers resemble her, I treat all such slander
as bearing on its face the strongest marks of wild
improbability. But that they take as proselytes, persons so
young that they cannot know their own minds, and cannot possess
much strength of resolution in this or any other respect, I can
assert from my own observation of the extreme juvenility of
certain youthful Shakers whom I saw at work among the party on
the road.</p>
<p>They are said to be good drivers of bargains, but to be honest
and just in their transactions, and even in horse-dealing to
resist those thievish tendencies which would seem, for some
undiscovered reason, to be almost inseparable from that branch of
traffic. In all matters they hold their own course quietly,
live in their gloomy, silent commonwealth, and show little desire
to interfere with other people.</p>
<p>This is well enough, but nevertheless I cannot, I confess,
incline towards the Shakers; view them with much favour, or
extend towards them any very lenient construction. I so
abhor, and from my soul detest that bad spirit, no matter by what
class or sect it may be entertained, which would strip life of
its healthful graces, rob youth of its innocent pleasures, pluck
from maturity and age their pleasant ornaments, and make
existence but a narrow path towards the grave: that odious spirit
which, if it could have had full scope and sway upon the earth,
must have blasted and made barren the imaginations of the
greatest men, and left them, in their power of raising up
enduring images before their fellow-creatures yet unborn, no
better than the beasts: that, in these very broad-brimmed hats
and very sombre coats—in stiff-necked, solemn-visaged
piety, in short, no matter what its garb, whether it have cropped
hair as in a Shaker village, or long nails as in a Hindoo
temple—I recognise the worst among the enemies of Heaven
and Earth, who turn the water at the marriage feasts of this poor
world, not into wine, but gall. And if there must be people
vowed to crush the harmless fancies and the love of innocent
delights and gaieties, which are a part of human nature: as much
a part of it as any other love or hope that is our common
portion: let them, for me, stand openly revealed among the ribald
and licentious; the very idiots know that <i>they</i> are not on
the Immortal road, and will despise them, and avoid them
readily.</p>
<p>Leaving the Shaker village with a hearty dislike of the old
Shakers, and a hearty pity for the young ones: tempered by the
strong probability of their running away as they grow older and
wiser, which they not uncommonly do: we returned to Lebanon, and
so to Hudson, by the way we had come upon the previous day.
There, we took the steamboat down the North River towards New
York, but stopped, some four hours’ journey short of it, at
West Point, where we remained that night, and all next day, and
next night too.</p>
<p>In this beautiful place: the fairest among the fair and lovely
Highlands of the North River: shut in by deep green heights and
ruined forts, and looking down upon the distant town of Newburgh,
along a glittering path of sunlit water, with here and there a
skiff, whose white sail often bends on some new tack as sudden
flaws of wind come down upon her from the gullies in the hills:
hemmed in, besides, all round with memories of Washington, and
events of the revolutionary war: is the Military School of
America.</p>
<p>It could not stand on more appropriate ground, and any ground
more beautiful can hardly be. The course of education is
severe, but well devised, and manly. Through June, July,
and August, the young men encamp upon the spacious plain whereon
the college stands; and all the year their military exercises are
performed there, daily. The term of study at this
institution, which the State requires from all cadets, is four
years; but, whether it be from the rigid nature of the
discipline, or the national impatience of restraint, or both
causes combined, not more than half the number who begin their
studies here, ever remain to finish them.</p>
<p>The number of cadets being about equal to that of the members
of Congress, one is sent here from every Congressional district:
its member influencing the selection. Commissions in the
service are distributed on the same principle. The
dwellings of the various Professors are beautifully situated; and
there is a most excellent hotel for strangers, though it has the
two drawbacks of being a total abstinence house (wines and
spirits being forbidden to the students), and of serving the
public meals at rather uncomfortable hours: to wit, breakfast at
seven, dinner at one, and supper at sunset.</p>
<p>The beauty and freshness of this calm retreat, in the very
dawn and greenness of summer—it was then the beginning of
June—were exquisite indeed. Leaving it upon the
sixth, and returning to New York, to embark for England on the
succeeding day, I was glad to think that among the last memorable
beauties which had glided past us, and softened in the bright
perspective, were those whose pictures, traced by no common hand,
are fresh in most men’s minds; not easily to grow old, or
fade beneath the dust of Time: the Kaatskill Mountains, Sleepy
Hollow, and the Tappaan Zee.</p>
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