<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_VII" id="CHAPTER_VII"></SPAN>CHAPTER VII.<br/><br/> <small>THE TRAP TO CATCH PHILOSOPHERS.</small></h2>
<p>I<small>NDIFFERENT</small> to everything since he had learnt of Andrea’s going soon to
the court, Gilbert had forgotten the excursion of Rousseau and his
brother botanist on Sunday. He would have preferred to pass the day at
his garret window, watching his idol.</p>
<p>Rousseau had not only taken special pains over his attire, but arrayed
Gilbert in the best, though Therese had thought overalls and a
smockfrock quite good enough to wander in the woods, picking up weeds.</p>
<p>He was not wrong for Dr. Jussieu came in his carriage, powdered,
pommaded and freshened up like springtime: Indian satin coat, lilac
taffety vest, extremely fine white silk stockings and polished gold
buckled shoes composed his botanist’s outfit.</p>
<p>“How gay you are!” exclaimed Rousseau.</p>
<p>“Not at all, I have dressed lightly to get over the ground better.”</p>
<p>“Your silk hose will never stand the wet.”</p>
<p>“We will pick our steps. Can one be too fine to court Mother Nature?”</p>
<p>The Genevan Philosopher said no more—an invocation to Nature usually
shutting him up. Gilbert looked at Jussieu with envy. If he were arrayed
like him, perhaps Andrea would look at him.<SPAN name="page_035" id="page_035"></SPAN></p>
<p>An hour after the start, the party reached Bougival, where they alighted
and took the Chestnut Walk. On coming in sight of the summerhouse of
Luciennes, where Gilbert had been conducted by Mdlle. Chon when he was
picked up by her, a poor boy on the highway, he trembled. For he had
repaid her succor by fleeing when she had wished to make a buffoon of
him as a peer to Countess Dubarry’s black boy, Zamore.</p>
<p>“It is nine o’clock,” observed Dr. Jussieu, “suppose we have breakfast?”</p>
<p>“Where? did you bring eatables in your carriage?”</p>
<p>“No, but I see a kiosk over there where a modest meal may be had. We can
herborize as we walk there.”</p>
<p>“Very well, Gilbert may be hungry. What is the name of your inn?”</p>
<p>“The Trap.”</p>
<p>“How queer!”</p>
<p>“The country folks have droll ideas. But it is not an inn; only a
shooting-box where the gamekeepers offer hospitality to gentlemen.”</p>
<p>“Of course you know the owner’s name?” said Rousseau, suspicious.</p>
<p>“Not at all: Lady Mirepoix or Lady Egmont—or—it does not matter if the
butter and the bread are fresh.”</p>
<p>The good-humored way in which he spoke disarmed the philosopher who
besides had his appetite whetted by the early stroll. Jussieu led the
march, Rousseau followed, gleaning, and Gilbert guarded the rear,
thinking of Andrea and how to see her at Trianon Palace.</p>
<p>At the top of the hill, rather painfully climbed by the three botanists,
rose one of those imitation rustic cottages invented by the gardeners of
England and giving a stamp of originality to the scene. The walls were
of brick and the shelly stone found naturally in mosaic patterns on the
riverside.</p>
<p>The single room was large enough to hold a table and half-a-dozen
chairs. The windows were glazed in different colors so that you could by
selection view the landscape in the red of sunset, the blue of a cloudy
day or the still colder slate hue of a December day.</p>
<p>This diverted Gilbert but a more attractive sight was the<SPAN name="page_036" id="page_036"></SPAN> spread on the
board. It drew an outcry of admiration from Rousseau, a simple lover of
good cheer, though a philosopher, from his appetite being as hearty as
his taste was modest.</p>
<p>“My dear master,” said Jussieu, “if you blame me for this feast you are
wrong, for it is quite a mild set-out—— ”</p>
<p>“Do not depreciate your table, you gormand!”</p>
<p>“Do not call it mine!”</p>
<p>“Not yours? then whose—the brownies, the fairies?” demanded Rousseau,
with a smile testifying to his constraint and good nature at the same
time.</p>
<p>“You have hit it,” answered the doctor, glancing wistfully to the door.</p>
<p>Gilbert hesitated.</p>
<p>“Bless the fays for their hospitality,” said Rousseau, “fall on! they
will be offended at your holding back and think you rate their bounty
incomplete.”</p>
<p>“Or unworthy you gentlemen,” interrupted a silvery voice at the
summerhouse door, where two pretty women presented themselves arm in
arm.</p>
<p>With smiles on their lips, they waved their plump hands for Jussieu to
moderate his salutations.</p>
<p>“Allow me to present the Author Rousseau to your ladyship, countess,”
said the latter. “Do you not know the lady?”</p>
<p>Gilbert did, if his teacher did not, for he stared and, pale as death,
looked for an exit.</p>
<p>“It is the first time we meet,” faltered the Citizen of Geneva.</p>
<p>“Countess Dubarry!” explained the other botanist.</p>
<p>His colleague started as though on a redhot plate of iron.</p>
<p>Jeanne Dubarry, favorite of King Louis X. was a lovely woman, just of
the right plumpness to be a material Venus; fair, with light hair but
dark eyes she was witching and delightful to all men who prefer truth to
fancy in feminine beauty.</p>
<p>“I am very happy,” she said “to see and welcome under my roof one of the
most illustrious thinkers of the era.”</p>
<p>“Lady Dubarry,” stammered Rousseau, without seeing that his astonishment
was an offense. “So it is she who gives the breakfast?”</p>
<p>“You guess right, my dear philosopher,” replied Jussieu,<SPAN name="page_037" id="page_037"></SPAN> “she and her
sister, Mdlle. Chon, who at least is no stranger to Friend Gilbert.”</p>
<p>“Her sister knows Gilbert?”</p>
<p>“Intimately,” rejoined the impudent girl with the audacity which
respected neither royal ill-humor nor philosopher’s quips. “We are old
boon companions—are you already forgetful of the candy and cakes of
Luciennes and Versailles?”</p>
<p>This shot went home; Rousseau dropped his arms. Habituated in his
conceit to think the aristocratic party were always trying to seduce him
from the popular side, he saw traitors and spies in everybody.</p>
<p>“Is this so, unhappy boy?” he asked of Gilbert, confounded. “Begone, for
I do not like those who blow hot and cold with the same breath.”</p>
<p>“But I ran away from Luciennes where I was locked up, and I must have
preferred your house, my guide, my friend, my philosopher!”</p>
<p>“Hypocrisy!”</p>
<p>“But, M. Rousseau, if I wanted the society of these ladies, I should go
with them now?”</p>
<p>“Go where you like! I may be deceived once but not twice. Go to this
lady, good and amiable—and with this gentleman,” he added pointing to
Jussieu, amazed at the philosopher’s rebuke to the royal pet, “he is a
lover of nature and your accomplice—he has promised you fortune and
assistance and he has power at court.”</p>
<p>He bowed to the women in a tragic manner, unable to contain himself, and
left the pavillion statelily, without glancing again at Gilbert.</p>
<p>“What an ugly creature a philosopher is,” tranquilly said Chon, watching
the Genevan stumble down the hill.</p>
<p>“You can have anything you like,” prompted Jussieu to Gilbert who kept
his face buried in his hands.</p>
<p>“Yes, anything, Gilly,” added the countess, smiling on the returned
prodigal.</p>
<p>Raising his pale face, and tossing back the hair matted on his forehead,
he said in a steady voice:</p>
<p>“I should be glad to be a gardener at Trianon Palace.”</p>
<p>Chon and the countess glanced at each other, and the for<SPAN name="page_038" id="page_038"></SPAN>mer touched her
sister’s foot while she winked broadly. Jeanne nodded.</p>
<p>“If feasible, do it,” she said to Jussieu.</p>
<p>Gilbert bowed with his hand on his heart, overflowing with joy after
having been drowned with grief.</p>
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