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<h1> DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES </h1>
<h2> By E. W. Hornung </h2>
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<h2> CHAPTER I. LOVE ON THE OCEAN </h2>
<p>Nothing is so easy as falling in love on a long sea voyage, except falling
out of love. Especially was this the case in the days when the wooden
clippers did finely to land you in Sydney or in Melbourne under the four
full months. We all saw far too much of each other, unless, indeed, we
were to see still more. Our superficial attractions mutually exhausted, we
lost heart and patience in the disappointing strata which lie between the
surface and the bed-rock of most natures. My own experience was confined
to the round voyage of the Lady Jermyn, in the year 1853. It was no common
experience, as was only too well known at the time. And I may add that I
for my part had not the faintest intention of falling in love on board;
nay, after all these years, let me confess that I had good cause to hold
myself proof against such weakness. Yet we carried a young lady, coming
home, who, God knows, might have made short work of many a better man!</p>
<p>Eva Denison was her name, and she cannot have been more than nineteen
years of age. I remember her telling me that she had not yet come out, the
very first time I assisted her to promenade the poop. My own name was
still unknown to her, and yet I recollect being quite fascinated by her
frankness and self-possession. She was exquisitely young, and yet
ludicrously old for her years; had been admirably educated, chiefly
abroad, and, as we were soon to discover, possessed accomplishments which
would have made the plainest old maid a popular personage on board ship.
Miss Denison, however, was as beautiful as she was young, with the bloom
of ideal health upon her perfect skin. She had a wealth of lovely hair,
with strange elusive strands of gold among the brown, that drowned her
ears (I thought we were to have that mode again?) in sunny ripples; and a
soul greater than the mind, and a heart greater than either, lay sleeping
somewhere in the depths of her grave, gray eyes.</p>
<p>We were at sea together so many weeks. I cannot think what I was made of
then!</p>
<p>It was in the brave old days of Ballarat and Bendigo, when ship after ship
went out black with passengers and deep with stores, to bounce home with a
bale or two of wool, and hardly hands enough to reef topsails in a gale.
Nor was this the worst; for not the crew only, but, in many cases, captain
and officers as well, would join in the stampede to the diggings; and we
found Hobson's Bay the congested asylum of all manner of masterless and
deserted vessels. I have a lively recollection of our skipper's
indignation when the pilot informed him of this disgraceful fact. Within a
fortnight, however, I met the good man face to face upon the diggings. It
is but fair to add that the Lady Jermyn lost every officer and man in the
same way, and that the captain did obey tradition to the extent of being
the last to quit his ship. Nevertheless, of all who sailed by her in
January, I alone was ready to return at the beginning of the following
July.</p>
<p>I had been to Ballarat. I had given the thing a trial. For the most odious
weeks I had been a licensed digger on Black Hill Flats; and I had actually
failed to make running expenses. That, however, will surprise you the less
when I pause to declare that I have paid as much as four shillings and
sixpence for half a loaf of execrable bread; that my mate and I, between
us, seldom took more than a few pennyweights of gold-dust in any one day;
and never once struck pick into nugget, big or little, though we had the
mortification of inspecting the "mammoth masses" of which we found the
papers full on landing, and which had brought the gold-fever to its height
during our very voyage. With me, however, as with many a young fellow who
had turned his back on better things, the malady was short-lived. We
expected to make our fortunes out of hand, and we had reckoned without the
vermin and the villainy which rendered us more than ever impatient of
delay. In my fly-blown blankets I dreamt of London until I hankered after
my chambers and my club more than after much fine gold. Never shall I
forget my first hot bath on getting back to Melbourne; it cost five
shillings, but it was worth five pounds, and is altogether my pleasantest
reminiscence of Australia.</p>
<p>There was, however, one slice of luck in store for me. I found the dear
old Lady Jermyn on the very eve of sailing, with a new captain, a new
crew, a handful of passengers (chiefly steerage), and nominally no cargo
at all. I felt none the less at home when I stepped over her familiar
side.</p>
<p>In the cuddy we were only five, but a more uneven quintette I defy you to
convene. There was a young fellow named Ready, packed out for his health,
and hurrying home to die among friends. There was an outrageously lucky
digger, another invalid, for he would drink nothing but champagne with
every meal and at any minute of the day, and I have seen him pitch raw
gold at the sea-birds by the hour together. Miss Denison was our only
lady, and her step-father, with whom she was travelling, was the one man
of distinction on board. He was a Portuguese of sixty or thereabouts,
Senhor Joaquin Santos by name; at first it was incredible to me that he
had no title, so noble was his bearing; but very soon I realized that he
was one of those to whom adventitious honors can add no lustre. He treated
Miss Denison as no parent ever treated a child, with a gallantry and a
courtliness quite beautiful to watch, and not a little touching in the
light of the circumstances under which they were travelling together. The
girl had gone straight from school to her step-father's estate on the
Zambesi, where, a few months later, her mother had died of the malaria.
Unable to endure the place after his wife's death, Senhor Santos had taken
ship to Victoria, there to seek fresh fortune with results as indifferent
as my own. He was now taking Miss Denison back to England, to make her
home with other relatives, before he himself returned to Africa (as he
once told me) to lay his bones beside those of his wife. I hardly know
which of the pair I see more plainly as I write—the young girl with
her soft eyes and her sunny hair, or the old gentleman with the erect
though wasted figure, the noble forehead, the steady eye, the parchment
skin, the white imperial, and the eternal cigarette between his shrivelled
lips.</p>
<p>No need to say that I came more in contact with the young girl. She was
not less charming in my eyes because she provoked me greatly as I came to
know her intimately. She had many irritating faults. Like most young
persons of intellect and inexperience, she was hasty and intolerant in
nearly all her judgments, and rather given to being critical in a crude
way. She was very musical, playing the guitar and singing in a style that
made our shipboard concerts vastly superior to the average of their order;
but I have seen her shudder at the efforts of less gifted folks who were
also doing their best; and it was the same in other directions where her
superiority was less specific. The faults which are most exasperating in
another are, of course, one's own faults; and I confess that I was very
critical of Eva Denison's criticisms. Then she had a little weakness for
exaggeration, for unconscious egotism in conversation, and I itched to
tell her so. I felt so certain that the girl had a fine character
underneath, which would rise to noble heights in stress or storm: all the
more would I long now to take her in hand and mould her in little things,
and anon to take her in my arms just as she was. The latter feeling was
resolutely crushed. To be plain, I had endured what is euphemistically
called "disappointment" already; and, not being a complete coxcomb, I had
no intention of courting a second.</p>
<p>Yet, when I write of Eva Denison, I am like to let my pen outrun my tale.
I lay the pen down, and a hundred of her sayings ring in my ears, with my
own contradictious comments, that I was doomed so soon to repent; a
hundred visions of her start to my eyes; and there is the trade-wind
singing in the rigging, and loosening a tress of my darling's hair, till
it flies like a tiny golden streamer in the tropic sun. There, it is out!
I have called her what she was to be in my heart ever after. Yet at the
time I must argue with her—with her! When all my courage should have
gone to love-making, I was plucking it up to sail as near as I might to
plain remonstrance! I little dreamt how the ghost of every petty word was
presently to return and torture me.</p>
<p>So it is that I can see her and hear her now on a hundred separate
occasions beneath the awning beneath the stars on deck below at noon or
night but plainest of all in the evening of the day we signalled the
Island of Ascension, at the close of that last concert on the
quarter-deck. The watch are taking down the extra awning; they are
removing the bunting and the foot-lights. The lanterns are trailed forward
before they are put out; from the break of the poop we watch the vivid
shifting patch of deck that each lights up on its way. The stars are very
sharp in the vast violet dome above our masts; they shimmer on the sea;
and our trucks describe minute orbits among the stars, for the trades have
yet to fail us, and every inch of canvas has its fill of the gentle steady
wind. It is a heavenly night. The peace of God broods upon His waters. No
jarring note offends the ear. In the forecastle a voice is humming a song
of Eva Denison's that has caught the fancy of the men; the young girl who
sang it so sweetly not twenty minutes since who sang it again and again to
please the crew she alone is at war with our little world she alone would
head a mutiny if she could.</p>
<p>"I hate the captain!" she says again.</p>
<p>"My dear Miss Denison!" I begin; for she has always been severe upon our
bluff old man, and it is not the spirit of contrariety alone which makes
me invariably take his part. Coarse he may be, and not one whom the owners
would have chosen to command the Lady Jermyn; a good seaman none the less,
who brought us round the Horn in foul weather without losing stitch or
stick. I think of the ruddy ruffian in his dripping oilskins, on deck day
and night for our sakes, and once more I must needs take his part; but
Miss Denison stops me before I can get out another word.</p>
<p>"I am not dear, and I'm not yours," she cries. "I'm only a school-girl—you
have all but told me so before to-day! If I were a man—if I were you—I
should tell Captain Harris what I thought of him!"</p>
<p>"Why? What has he done now?"</p>
<p>"Now? You know how rude he was to poor Mr. Ready this very afternoon!"</p>
<p>It was true. He had been very rude indeed. But Ready also had been at
fault. It may be that I was always inclined to take an opposite view, but
I felt bound to point this out, and at any cost.</p>
<p>"You mean when Ready asked him if we were out of our course? I must say I
thought it was a silly question to put. It was the same the other evening
about the cargo. If the skipper says we're in ballast why not believe him?
Why repeat steerage gossip, about mysterious cargoes, at the cuddy table?
Captains are always touchy about that sort of thing. I wasn't surprised at
his letting out."</p>
<p>My poor love stares at me in the starlight. Her great eyes flash their
scorn. Then she gives a little smile—and then a little nod—more
scornful than all the rest.</p>
<p>"You never are surprised, are you, Mr. Cole?" says she. "You were not
surprised when the wretch used horrible language in front of me! You were
not surprised when it was a—dying man—whom he abused!"</p>
<p>I try to soothe her. I agree heartily with her disgust at the epithets
employed in her hearing, and towards an invalid, by the irate skipper. But
I ask her to make allowances for a rough, uneducated man, rather clumsily
touched upon his tender spot. I shall conciliate her presently; the divine
pout (so childish it was!) is fading from her lips; the starlight is on
the tulle and lace and roses of her pretty evening dress, with its
festooned skirts and obsolete flounces; and I am watching her, ay, and
worshipping her, though I do not know it yet. And as we stand there comes
another snatch from the forecastle:—</p>
<p>"What will you do, love, when I am going.<br/>
With white sail flowing,<br/>
The seas beyond?<br/>
What will you do, love—"<br/></p>
<p>"They may make the most of that song," says Miss Denison grimly; "it's the
last they'll have from me. Get up as many more concerts as you like. I
won't sing at another unless it's in the fo'c'sle. I'll sing to the men,
but not to Captain Harris. He didn't put in an appearance tonight. He
shall not have another chance of insulting me."</p>
<p>Was it her vanity that was wounded after all? "You forget," said I, "that
you would not answer when he addressed you at dinner."</p>
<p>"I should think I wouldn't, after the way he spoke to Mr. Ready; and he
too agitated to come to table, poor fellow!"</p>
<p>"Still, the captain felt the open slight."</p>
<p>"Then he shouldn't have used such language in front of me."</p>
<p>"Your father felt it, too, Miss Denison."</p>
<p>I hear nothing plainer than her low but quick reply:</p>
<p>"Mr. Cole, my father has been dead many; many years; he died before I can
remember. That man only married my poor mother. He sympathizes with
Captain Harris—against me; no father would do that. Look at them
together now! And you take his side, too; oh! I have no patience with any
of you—except poor Mr. Ready in his berth."</p>
<p>"But you are not going."</p>
<p>"Indeed I am. I am tired of you all."</p>
<p>And she was gone with angry tears for which I blamed myself as I fell to
pacing the weather side of the poop—and so often afterwards! So
often, and with such unavailing bitterness!</p>
<p>Senhor Santos and the captain were in conversation by the weather rail. I
fancied poor old Harris eyed me with suspicion, and I wished he had better
cause. The Portuguese, however, saluted me with his customary courtesy,
and I thought there was a grave twinkle in his steady eye.</p>
<p>"Are you in deesgrace also, friend Cole?" he inquired in his all but
perfect English.</p>
<p>"More or less," said I ruefully.</p>
<p>He gave the shrug of his country—that delicate gesture which is done
almost entirely with the back—a subtlety beyond the power of British
shoulders.</p>
<p>"The senhora is both weelful and pivish," said he, mixing the two vowels
which (with the aspirate) were his only trouble with our tongue. "It is
great grif to me to see her growing so unlike her sainted mother!"</p>
<p>He sighed, and I saw his delicate fingers forsake the cigarette they were
rolling to make the sacred sign upon his breast. He was always smoking one
cigarette and making another; as he lit the new one the glow fell upon a
strange pin that he wore, a pin with a tiny crucifix inlaid in mosaic. So
the religious cast of Senhor Santos was brought twice home to me in the
same moment, though, to be sure, I had often been struck by it before. And
it depressed me to think that so sweet a child as Eva Denison should have
spoken harshly of so good a man as her step-father, simply because he had
breadth enough to sympathize with a coarse old salt like Captain Harris.</p>
<p>I turned in, however, and I cannot say the matter kept me awake in the
separate state-room which was one luxury of our empty saloon. Alas? I was
a heavy sleeper then.</p>
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