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<h1>MINISTRY ... OF DISTURBANCE</h1>
<h2>BY H. BEAM PIPER</h2>
<p><span class="ralign">Illustrated by van Dongen</span></p>
<div class="bbox">
<h4>Transcriber's Note</h4>
<p>This etext was produced from Astounding Science Fiction December
1958. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the
U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</SPAN></span></p>
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<div class="blockquot"><p><i>Sometimes getting a job is harder than
the job after you get it—and sometimes
getting out of a job is harder than either!</i></p>
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<p>The symphony was ending,
the final triumphant
pæan soaring up
and up, beyond the
limit of audibility. For
a moment, after the last notes had
gone away, Paul sat motionless, as
though some part of him had followed.
Then he roused himself and
finished his coffee and cigarette, looking
out the wide window across the
city below—treetops and towers,
roofs and domes and arching skyways,
busy swarms of aircars glinting
in the early sunlight. Not many people
cared for João Coelho's music, now,
and least of all for the Eighth Symphony.
It was the music of another
time, a thousand years ago, when the
Empire was blazing into being out of
the long night and hammering back
the Neobarbarians from world after
world. Today people found it perturbing.</p>
<p>He smiled faintly at the vacant
chair opposite him, and lit another
cigarette before putting the breakfast
dishes on the serving-robot's tray,
and, after a while, realized that the
robot was still beside his chair, waiting
for dismissal. He gave it an instruction
to summon the cleaning
robots and sent it away. He could as
easily have summoned them himself,
or let the guards who would be in
checking the room do it for him, but
maybe it made a robot feel trusted
and important to relay orders to other
robots.</p>
<p>Then he smiled again, this time in
self-derision. A robot couldn't feel
important, or anything else. A robot<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</SPAN></span>
was nothing but steel and plastic and
magnetized tape and photo-micro-positronic
circuits, whereas a man—His
Imperial Majesty Paul XXII, for
instance—was nothing but tissues and
cells and colloids and electro-neuronic
circuits. There was a difference; anybody
knew that. The trouble was that
he had never met anybody—which
included physicists, biologists, psychologists,
psionicists, philosophers
and theologians—who could define
the difference in satisfactorily exact
terms. He watched the robot pivot on
its treads and glide away, trailing
steam from its coffee pot. It might be
silly to treat robots like people, but
that wasn't as bad as treating people
like robots, an attitude which was becoming
entirely too prevalent. If only
so many people didn't act like robots!</p>
<p>He crossed to the elevator and
stood in front of it until a tiny electroencephalograph
inside recognized his
distinctive brain-wave pattern. Across
the room, another door was popping
open in response to the robot's distinctive
wave pattern. He stepped
inside and flipped a switch—there
were still a few things around that
had to be manually operated—and
the door closed behind him and the
elevator gave him an instant's weightlessness
as it started to drop forty
floors.</p>
<p>When it opened, Captain-General
Dorflay of the Household Guard was
waiting for him, with a captain and
ten privates. General Dorflay was
human. The captain and his ten soldiers
weren't. They wore helmets,
emblazoned with the golden sun and
superimposed black cogwheel of the
Empire, and red kilts and black ankle
boots and weapons belts, and the
captain had a narrow gold-laced cape
over his shoulders, but for the rest,
their bodies were covered with a stiff
mat of black hair, and their faces were
slightly like terriers'. (For all his
humanity, Captain-General Dorflay's
face was more like a bulldog's.)
They were hillmen from the southern
hemisphere of Thor, and as a people
they made excellent mercenaries.
They were crack shots, brave and
crafty fighters, totally uninterested in
politics off their own planet, and, because
they had grown up in a <ins class="corr" title="Transcriber's Note: Spelling as in original.">patriarchial</ins>-clan
society, they were fanatically
loyal to anybody whom they
accepted as their chieftain. Paul stepped
out and gave them an inclusive
nod.</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>"Good morning, gentlemen."</p>
<p>"Good morning, Your Imperial
Majesty," General Dorflay said, bowing
the couple of inches consistent
with military dignity. The Thoran
captain saluted by touching his forehead,
his heart, which was on the
right side, and the butt of his pistol.
Paul complimented him on the smart
appearance of his detail, and the captain
asked how it could be otherwise,
with the example and inspiration of
his imperial majesty. Compliment and
response could have been a playback
from every morning of the ten years
of his reign. So could Dorflay's
question: "Your Majesty will proceed
to his study?"</p>
<p>He wanted to say, "No, to Niffelheim<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</SPAN></span>
with it; let's get an aircar and
fly a million miles somewhere," and
watch the look of shocked incomprehension
on the captain-general's
face. He couldn't do that, though;
poor old Harv Dorflay might have a
heart attack. He nodded slowly.</p>
<p>"If you please, general."</p>
<p>Dorflay nodded to the Thoran captain,
who nodded to his men. Four
of them took two paces forward; the
rest, unslinging weapons, went scurrying
up the corridor, some posting
themselves along the way and the
rest continuing to the main hallway.
The captain and two of his men
started forward slowly; after they had
gone twenty feet, Paul and General
Dorflay fell in behind them, and the
other two brought up the rear.</p>
<p>"Your Majesty," Dorflay said, in a
low voice, "let me beg you to be most
cautious. I have just discovered that
there exists a treasonous plot against
your life."</p>
<p>Paul nodded. Dorflay was more
than due to discover another treasonous
plot; it had been ten days since
the last one.</p>
<p>"I believe you mentioned it, general.
Something about planting loose
strontium-90 in the upholstery of the
Audience Throne, wasn't it?"</p>
<p>And before that, somebody had
been trying to smuggle a fission bomb
into the Palace in a wine cask, and
before that, it was a booby trap in
the elevator, and before that, somebody
was planning to build a submachine
gun into the viewscreen in
the study, and—</p>
<p>"Oh, no, Your Majesty; that was—Well,
the persons involved in that
plot became alarmed and fled the
planet before I could arrest them.
This is something different, Your
Majesty. I have learned that unauthorized
alterations have been made
on one of the cooking-robots in your
private kitchen, and I am positive
that the object is to poison Your
Majesty."</p>
<p>They were turning into the main
hallway, between the rows of portraits
of past emperors, Paul and Rodrik,
Paul and Rodrik, alternating over and
over on both walls. He felt a smile
growing on his face, and banished it.</p>
<p>"The robot for the meat sauces,
wasn't it?" he asked.</p>
<p>"Why—! Yes, Your Majesty."</p>
<p>"I'm sorry, general. I should have
warned you. Those alterations were
made by roboticists from the Ministry
of Security; they were installing an
adaptation of a device used in the
criminalistics-labs, to insure more uniform
measurements. They'd done that
already for Prince Travann, the
Minister, and he'd recommended it
to me."</p>
<p>That was a shame, spoiling poor
Harv Dorflay's murder plot. It had
been such a nice little plot, too; he
must have had a lot of fun inventing
it. But a line had to be drawn somewhere.
Let him turn the Palace upside
down hunting for bombs; harass
ladies-in-waiting whose lovers he suspected
of being hired assassins; hound
musicians into whose instruments he
imagined firearms had been built; the
emperor's private kitchen would have
to be off limits.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Dorflay, who should have been
looking crestfallen but relieved, stopped
short—shocking breach of Court
etiquette—and was staring in horror.</p>
<p>"Your Majesty! Prince Travann
did that openly and with your consent?
But, Your Majesty, I am convinced
that it is Prince Travann himself
who is the instigator of every
one of these diabolical schemes. In
the case of the elevator, I became
suspicious of a man named Samml
Ganner, one of Prince Travann's secret
police agents. In the case of the
gun in the viewscreen, it was a technician
whose sister is a member of the
household of Countess Yirzy, Prince
Travann's mistress. In the case of the
fission bomb——"</p>
<p>The two Thorans and their captain
had kept on for some distance before
they had discovered that they were
no longer being followed, and were
returning. He put his hand on General
Dorflay's shoulder and urged him
forward.</p>
<p>"Have you mentioned this to anybody?"</p>
<p>"Not a word, Your Majesty. This
Court is so full of treachery that I
can trust no one, and we must never
warn the villain that he is suspected—"</p>
<p>"Good. Say nothing to anybody."
They had reached the door of the
study, now. "I think I'll be here until
noon. If I leave earlier, I'll flash you
a signal."</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>He entered the big oval room,
lighted from overhead by the great
star-map in the ceiling, and crossed
to his desk, with the viewscreens and
reading screens and communications
screens around it, and as he sat down,
he cursed angrily, first at Harv Dorflay
and then, after a moment's reflection,
at himself. He was the one
to blame; he'd known Dorflay's paranoid
condition for years. Have to do
something about it. Any psycho-medic
would certify him; be no problem at
all to have him put away. But be
blasted if he'd do that. That was no
way to repay loyalty, even insane
loyalty. Well, he'd find a way.</p>
<p>He lit a cigarette and leaned back,
looking up at the glowing swirl of
billions of billions of tiny lights in
the ceiling. At least, there were supposed
to be billions of billions of
them; he'd never counted them, and
neither had any of the seventeen
Rodriks and sixteen Pauls before him
who had sat under them. His hand
moved to a control button on his
chair arm, and a red patch, roughly
the shape of a pork chop, appeared
on the western side.</p>
<p>That was the Empire. Every one
of the thousand three hundred and
sixty-five inhabited worlds, a trillion
and a half intelligent beings, fourteen
races—fifteen if you counted the
Zarathustran Fuzzies, who were almost
able to qualify under the talk-and-build-a-fire
rule. And that had
been the Empire when Rodrik VI
had seen the map completed, and
when Paul II had built the Palace,
and when Stevan IV, the grandfather
of Paul I, had proclaimed Odin the
Imperial planet and Asgard the
capital city. There had been some excuse<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</SPAN></span>
for staying inside that patch of
stars then; a newly won Empire must
be consolidated within before it can
safely be expanded. But that had been
over eight centuries ago.</p>
<p>He looked at the Daily Schedule,
beautifully embossed and neatly slipped
under his desk glass. Luncheon
on the South Upper Terrace, with the
Prime Minister and the Bench of Imperial
Counselors. Yes, it was time
for that again; that happened as
inevitably and regularly as Harv Dorflay's
murder plots. And in the afternoon,
a Plenary Session, Cabinet and
Counselors. Was he going to have to
endure the Bench of Counselors twice
in the same day? Then the vexation
was washed out of his face by a
spreading grin. Bench of Counselors;
that was the answer! Elevate Harv
Dorflay to the Bench. That was what
the Bench was for, a gold-plated dustbin
for the disposal of superannuated
dignitaries. He'd do no harm there,
and a touch of outright lunacy might
enliven and even improve the
Bench.</p>
<p>And in the evening, a banquet,
and a reception and ball, in honor of
His Majesty Ranulf XIV, Planetary
King of Durendal, and First Citizen
Zhorzh Yaggo, People's Manager-in-Chief
of and for the Planetary Commonwealth
of Aditya. Bargain day;
two planetary chiefs of state in one
big combination deal. He wondered
what sort of prizes he had drawn this
time, and closed his eyes, trying to
remember. Durendal, of course, was
one of the Sword-Worlds, settled by
refugees from the losing side of the
System States War in the time of the
old Terran Federation, who had reappeared
in Galactic history a few
centuries later as the Space Vikings.
They all had monarchial and rather
picturesque governments; Durendal,
he seemed to recall, was a sort of
quasi-feudalism. About Aditya he was
less sure. Something unpleasant, he
thought; the titles of the government
and its head were suggestive.</p>
<p>He lit another cigarette and snapped
on the reading screen to see what
they had piled onto him this morning,
and then swore when a graph
chart, with jiggling red and blue and
green lines, appeared. Chart day, too.
Everything happens at once.</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>It was the interstellar trade situation
chart from Economics. Red line for
production, green line for exports,
blue for imports, sectioned vertically
for the ten Viceroyalties and sub-sectioned
for the Prefectures, and
with the magnification and focus controls
he could even get data for
individual planets. He didn't bother
with that, and wondered why he
bothered with the charts at all. The
stuff was all at least twenty days behind
date, and not uniformly so,
which accounted for much of the
jiggling. It had been transmitted from
Planetary Proconsulate to Prefecture,
and from Prefecture to Viceroyalty,
and from there to Odin, all by ship.
A ship on hyperdrive could log light-years
an hour, but radio waves still
had to travel 186,000 mps. The supplementary
chart for the past five
centuries told the real story—three<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</SPAN></span>
perfectly level and perfectly parallel
lines.</p>
<p>It was the same on all the other
charts. Population fluctuating slightly
at the moment, completely static for
the past five centuries. A slight decrease
in agriculture, matched by an
increase in synthetic food production.
A slight population movement toward
the more urban planets and the more
densely populated centers. A trend
downward in employment—nonworking
population increasing by
about .0001 per cent annually. Not
that they were building better robots;
they were just building them faster
than they wore out. They all told the
same story—a stable economy, a
static population, a peaceful and undisturbed
Empire; eight centuries,
five at least, of historyless tranquility.
Well, that was what everybody wanted,
wasn't it?</p>
<p>He flipped through the rest of the
charts, and began getting summarized
Ministry reports. Economics had denied
a request from the Mining Cartel
to authorize operations on a couple of
uninhabited planets; danger of local
market gluts and overstimulation of
manufacturing. Permission granted to
Robotics Cartel to—— Request from
planetary government of Durendal for
increase of cereal export quotas under
consideration—they wouldn't want to
turn that down while King Ranulf
was here. Impulsively, he punched out
a combination on the communication
screen and got Count Duklass, Minister
of Economics.</p>
<p>Count Duklass had thinning red
hair and a plump, agreeable, extrovert's
face. He smiled and waited to
be addressed.</p>
<p>"Sorry to bother Your Lordship,"
Paul greeted him. "What's the story
on this export quota request from
Durendal? We have their king here,
now. Think he's come to lobby for
it?"</p>
<p>Count Duklass chuckled. "He's not
doing anything about it, himself.
Have you met him yet, sir?"</p>
<p>"Not yet. He's to be presented this
evening."</p>
<p>"Well, when you see him—I think
the masculine pronoun is permissible—you'll
see what I mean, sir. It's this
Lord Koreff, the Marshal. He came
here on business, and had to bring
the king along, for fear somebody
else would grab him while he was
gone. The whole object of Durendalian
politics, as I understand, is to get
possession of the person of the king.
Koreff was on my screen for half an
hour; I just got rid of him. Planet's
pretty heavily agricultural, they had
a couple of very good crop years in a
row, and now they have grain running
out their ears, and they want to export
it and cash in."</p>
<p>"Well?"</p>
<p>"Can't let them do it, Your
Majesty. They're not suffering any
hardship; they're just not making as
much money as they think they ought
to. If they start dumping their surplus
into interstellar trade, they'll
cause all kinds of dislocations on
other agricultural planets. At least,
that's what our computers all say."</p>
<p>And that, of course, was gospel.
He nodded.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Why don't they turn their surplus
into whisky? Age it five or six years
and it'd be on the luxury goods
schedule and they could sell it anywhere."</p>
<p>Count Duklass' eyes widened. "I
never thought of that, Your Majesty.
Just a microsec; I want to make a note
of that. Pass it down to somebody
who could deal with it. That's a wonderful
idea, Your Majesty!"</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>He finally got the conversation to
an end, and went back to the reports.
Security, as usual, had a few items
above the dead level of bureaucratic
procedure. The planetary king of Excalibur
had been assassinated by his
brother and two nephews, all three of
whom were now fighting among
themselves. As nobody had anything
to fight with except small arms and
a few light cannon, there would be
no intervention. There had been intervention
on Behemoth, however,
where a whole continent had tried to
secede from the planetary republic
and the Imperial Navy had been requested
to send a task force. That
was all right, in both cases. No interference
with anything that passed for
a planetary government, but only one
sovereignty on any planet with nuclear
weapons, and only one supreme
sovereignty in a galaxy with hyperdrive
ships.</p>
<p>And there was rioting on Amaterasu,
because of public indignation
over a fraudulent election. He looked
at that in incredulous delight. Why,
here on Odin there hadn't been an
election in the past six centuries that
hadn't been utterly fraudulent. Nobody
voted except the nonworkers,
whose votes were bought and sold
wholesale, by gangster bosses to pressure
groups, and no decent person
would be caught within a hundred
yards of a polling place on an election
day. He called the Minister of Security.</p>
<p>Prince Travann was a man of his
own age—they had been classmates
at the University—but he looked older.
His thin face was lined, and his
hair was almost completely white. He
was at his desk, with the Sun and
Cogwheel of the Empire on the wall
behind him, but on the breast of his
black tunic he wore the badge of his
family, a silver planet with three silver
moons. Unlike Count Duklass, he
didn't wait to be spoken to.</p>
<p>"Good morning, Your Majesty."</p>
<p>"Good morning, Your Highness;
sorry to bother you. I just caught an
interesting item in your report. This
business on Amaterasu. What sort of
a planet is it, politically? I don't
seem to recall."</p>
<p>"Why, they have a republican
government, sir; a very complicated
setup. Really, it's a junk heap. When
anything goes badly, they always
build something new into the government,
but they never abolish anything.
They have a president, a
premier, and an executive cabinet,
and a tricameral legislature, and two
complete and distinct judiciaries. The
premier is always the presidential
candidate getting the next highest
number of votes. In the present instance,
the president, who controls<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</SPAN></span>
the planetary militia, is accusing the
premier, who controls the police, of
fraud in the election of the middle
house of the legislature. Each is supported
by the judiciary he controls.
Practically every citizen belongs either
to the militia or the police auxiliaries.
I am looking forward to further reports
from Amaterasu," he added
dryly.</p>
<p>"I daresay they'll be interesting.
Send them to me in full, and red-star
them, if you please, Prince Travann."</p>
<p>He went back to the reports. The
Ministry of Science and Technology
had sent up a lengthy one. The only
trouble with it was that everything
reported was duplication of work that
had been done centuries before. Well,
no. A Dr. Dandrik, of the physics
department of the Imperial University
here in Asgard announced that a definite
limit of accuracy in measuring
the velocity of accelerated subnucleonic
particles had been established—16.067543333—times
light-speed.
That seemed to be typical; the frontiers
of science, now, were all decimal
points. The Ministry of Education
had a little to offer; historical scholarship
was still active, at least. He was
reading about a new trove of source-material
that had come to light on
Uller, from the Sixth Century Atomic
Era, when the door screen buzzed
and flashed.</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>He lit it, and his son Rodrik appeared
in it, with Snooks, the little
red hound, squirming excitedly in
the Crown Prince's arms. The dog
began barking at once, and the boy
called through the phone:</p>
<p>"Good morning, father; are you
busy?"</p>
<p>"Oh, not at all." He pressed the
release button. "Come on in."</p>
<p>Immediately, the little hound leaped
out of the princely arms and came
dashing into the study and around
the desk, jumping onto his lap. The
boy followed more slowly, sitting
down in the deskside chair and drawing
his foot up under him. Paul
greeted Snooks first—people can wait,
but for little dogs everything has to
be right now—and rummaged in a
drawer until he found some wafers,
holding one for Snooks to nibble.
Then he became aware that his son
was wearing leather shorts and tall
buskins.</p>
<p>"Going out somewhere?" he asked,
a trifle enviously.</p>
<p>"Up in the mountains, for a picnic.
Olva's going along."</p>
<p>And his tutor, and his esquire, and
Olva's companion-lady, and a dozen
Thoran riflemen, of course, and
they'd be in continuous screen-contact
with the Palace.</p>
<p>"That ought to be a lot of fun. Did
you get all your lessons done?"</p>
<p>"Physics and math and galactiography,"
Rodrik told him. "And Professor
Guilsan's going to give me and
Olva our history after lunch."</p>
<p>They talked about lessons, and
about the picnic. Of course, Snooks
was going on the picnic, too. It was
evident, though, that Rodrik had
something else on his mind. After a
while, he came out with it.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Father, you know I've been a little
afraid, lately," he said.</p>
<p>"Well, tell me about it, son. It
isn't anything about you and Olva,
is it?"</p>
<p>Rod was fourteen; the little Princess
Olva thirteen. They would be
marriageable in six years. As far as
anybody could tell, they were both
quite happy about the marriage which
had been arranged for them years
ago.</p>
<p>"Oh, no; nothing like that. But
Olva's sister and a couple others of
mother's ladies-in-waiting were to a
psi-medium, and the medium told
them that there were going to be
changes. Great and frightening
changes was what she said."</p>
<p>"She didn't specify?"</p>
<p>"No. Just that: great and frightening
changes. But the only change of
that kind I can think of would be ...
well, something happening to you."</p>
<p>Snooks, having eaten three wafers,
was trying to lick his ear. He pushed
the little dog back into his lap and
pummeled him gently with his left
hand.</p>
<p>"You mustn't let mediums' gabble
worry you, son. These psi-mediums
have real powers, but they can't turn
them off and on like a water tap.
When they don't get anything, they
don't like to admit it, and they invent
things. Always generalities like
that; never anything specific."</p>
<p>"I know all that." The boy seemed
offended, as though somebody were
explaining that his mother hadn't
really found him out in the rose garden.
"But they talked about it to some
of their friends, and it seems that
other mediums are saying the same
thing. Father, do you remember when
the Haval Valley reactor blew up? All
over Odin, the mediums had been
talking about a terrible accident, for
a month before that happened."</p>
<p>"I remember that." Harv Dorflay
believed that somebody had been
falsely informed that the emperor
would visit the plant that day. "These
great and frightening changes will
probably turn out to be a new fad in
abstract sculpture. Any change frightens
most people."</p>
<p>They talked more about mediums,
and then about aircars and aircar racing,
and about the Emperor's Cup
race that was to be flown in a month.
The communications screen began
flashing and buzzing, and after he
had silenced it with the busy-button
for the third time, Rodrik said that
it was time for him to go, came
around to gather up Snooks, and went
out, saying that he'd be home in time
for the banquet. The screen began to
flash again as he went out.</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>It was Prince Ganzay, the Prime
Minister. He looked as though he had
a persistent low-level toothache, but
that was his ordinary expression.</p>
<p>"Sorry to bother Your Majesty.
It's about these chiefs-of-state. Count
Gadvan, the Chamberlain, appealed
to me, and I feel I should ask your
advice. It's the matter of precedence."</p>
<p>"Well, we have a fixed rule on
that. Which one arrived first?"</p>
<p>"Why, the Adityan, but it seems
King Ranulf insists that he's entitled<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</SPAN></span>
to precedence, or, rather, his Lord
Marshal does. This Lord Koreff insists
that his king is not going to
yield precedence to a commoner."</p>
<div class="center"><div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/illus-012.png" width-obs="500" height-obs="407" alt="" title="" /></div>
</div>
<p>"Then he can go home to Durendal!"
He felt himself growing angry—all
the little angers of the morning
were focusing on one spot. He forced
the harshness out of his voice. "At a
court function, somebody has to go
first, and our rule is order of arrival
at the Palace. That rule was established
to avoid violating the principle of
equality to all civilized peoples and
all planetary governments. We're not
going to set it aside for the King of
Durendal, or anybody else."</p>
<p>Prince Ganzay nodded. Some of
the toothache expression had gone out
of his face, now that he had been
relieved of the decision.</p>
<p>"Of course, Your Majesty." He
brightened a little. "Do you think we
might compromise? Alternate the
precedence, I mean?"</p>
<p>"Only if this First Citizen Yaggo
consents. If he does, it would be a
good idea."</p>
<p>"I'll talk to him, sir." The toothache
expression came back. "Another
thing, Your Majesty. They've both
been invited to attend the Plenary
Session, this afternoon."</p>
<p>"Well, no trouble there; they can<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</SPAN></span>
enter by different doors and sit in
visitors' boxes at opposite ends of the
hall."</p>
<p>"Well, sir, I wasn't thinking of
precedence. But this is to be an
Elective Session—new Ministers to
replace Prince Havaly, of Defense,
deceased, and Count Frask, of Science
and Technology, elevated to the
Bench. There seems to be some difference
of opinion among some of
the Ministers and Counselors. It's
very possible that the Session may
degenerate into an outright controversy."</p>
<p>"Horrible," Paul said seriously. "I
think, though, that our distinguished
guests will see that the Empire can
survive difference of opinion, and
even outright controversy. But if you
think it might have a bad effect, why
not postpone the election?"</p>
<p>"Well—It's been postponed three
times, already, sir."</p>
<p>"Postpone it permanently. Advertise
for bids on two robot Ministers,
Defense, and Science and Technology.
If they're a success, we can set
up a project to design a robot emperor."</p>
<p>The Prime Minister's face actually
twitched and blanched at the blasphemy.
"Your Majesty is joking,"
he said, as though he wanted to be
reassured on the point.</p>
<p>"Unfortunately, I am. If my job
could be robotized, maybe I could
take my wife and my son and our
little dog and go fishing for a while."</p>
<p>But, of course, he couldn't. There
were only two alternatives: the Empire
or Galactic anarchy. The galaxy
was too big to hold general elections,
and there had to be a supreme ruler,
and a positive and automatic—which
meant hereditary—means of succession.</p>
<p>"Whose opinion seems to differ
from whose, and about what?" he
asked.</p>
<p>"Well, Count Duklass and Count
Tammsan want to have the Ministry
of Science and Technology abolished,
and its functions and personnel distributed.
Count Duklass means to
take over the technological sections
under Economics, and Count Tammsan
will take over the science part
under Education. The proposal is
going to be introduced at this Session
by Count Guilfred, the Minister of
Health and Sanity. He hopes to get
some of the bio-and psycho-science
sections for his own Ministry."</p>
<p>"That's right. Duklass gets the
hide, Tammsan gets the head and
horns, and everybody who hunts with
them gets a cut of the meat. That's
good sound law of the chase. I'm not
in favor of it, myself. Prince Ganzay,
at this session, I wish you'd get
Captain-General Dorflay nominated
for the Bench. I feel that it is about
time to honor him with elevation."</p>
<p>"General Dorflay? But why, Your
Majesty?"</p>
<p>"Great galaxy, do you have to ask?
Why, because the man's a raving
lunatic. He oughtn't even to be trusted
with a sidearm, let alone five
companies of armed soldiers. Do you
know what he told me this morning?"</p>
<p>"That somebody is training a Nidhog
swamp-crawler to crawl up the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</SPAN></span>
Octagon Tower and bite you at breakfast,
I suppose. But hasn't that been
going on for quite a while, sir?"</p>
<p>"It was a gimmick in one of the
cooking robots, but that's aside from
the question. He's finally named the
master mind behind all these nightmares
of his, and who do you think
it is? Yorn Travann!"</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>The Prime Minister's face grew
graver than usual. Well, it was something
to look grave about; some of
these days——</p>
<p>"Your Majesty, I couldn't possibly
agree more about the general's mental
condition, but I really should say
that, crazy or not, he is not alone in
his suspicions of Prince Travann. If
sharing them makes me a lunatic, too,
so be it, but share them I do."</p>
<p>Paul felt his eyebrows lift in surprise.
"That's quite too much and
too little, Prince Ganzay," he said.</p>
<p>"With your permission, I'll elaborate.
Don't think that I suspect Prince
Travann of any childish pranks with
elevators or viewscreens or cooking-robots,"
the Prime Minister hastened
to disclaim, "but I definitely do suspect
him of treasonous ambitions. I
suppose Your Majesty knows that he
is the first Minister of Security in
centuries who has assumed personal
control of both the planetary and
municipal police, instead of delegating
his <i>ex officio</i> powers.</p>
<p>"Your Majesty may not know,
however, of some of the peculiar uses
he has been making of those authorities.
Does Your Majesty know that he
has recruited the Security Guard up to
at least ten times the strength needed
to meet any conceivable peace-maintenance
problem on this planet, and
that he has been piling up huge
quantities of heavy combat equipment—guns
up to 200-millimeter, heavy
contragravity, even gun-cutters and
bomb-and-rocket boats? And does
Your Majesty know that most of this
armament is massed within fifteen
minutes' flight-time of this Palace?
Or that Prince Travann has at his
disposal from two and a half to three
times, in men and firepower, the
combined strength of the Planetary
Militia and the Imperial Army on
this planet?"</p>
<p>"I know. It has my approval. He's
trying to salvage some of the young
nonworkers through exposing them
to military discipline. A good many
of them, I believe, have gone off-planet
on their discharge from the
SG and hired as mercenaries, which
is a far better profession than vote
selling."</p>
<p>"Quite a plausible explanation:
Prince Travann is nothing if not
plausible," the Prime Minister agreed.
"And does Your Majesty know that,
because of repeated demands for support
from the Ministry of Security,
the Imperial Navy has been scattered
all over the Empire, and that there
is not a naval craft bigger than a
scout-boat within fifteen hundred
light-years of Odin?"</p>
<p>That was absolutely true. Paul
could only nod agreement. Prince
Ganzay continued:</p>
<p>"He has been doing some peculiar
things as Police Chief of Asgard, too.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</SPAN></span>
For instance, there are two powerful
nonworkers' voting-bloc bosses, Big
Moogie Blisko and Zikko the Nose—I
assure Your Majesty that I am not
inventing these names; that's what
the persons are actually called—who
have been enjoying the favor and
support of Prince Travann. On a
number of occasions, their smaller
rivals, leaders of less important
gangs, have been arrested, often on
trumped-up charges, and held incommunicado
until either Moogie or
Zikko could move into their territories
and annex their nonworker
followers. These two bloc-bosses are
subsidized, respectively, by the Steel
and Shipbuilding Cartels and by the
Reaction Products and Chemical Cartels,
but actually, they are controlled
by Prince Travann. They, in turn,
control between them about seventy
per cent of the nonworkers in Asgard."</p>
<p>"And you think this adds up to a
plot against the Throne?"</p>
<p>"A plot to seize the Throne, Your
Majesty."</p>
<p>"Oh, come, Prince Ganzay! You're
talking like Dorflay!"</p>
<p>"Hear me out, Your Majesty. His
Imperial Highness is fourteen years
old; it will be eleven years before he
will be legally able to assume the
powers of emperor. In the dreadful
event of your immediate death, it
would mean a regency for that long.
Of course, your Ministers and Counselors
would be the ones to name the
Regent, but I know how they would
vote with Security Guard bayonets at
their throats. And regency might not
be the limit of Prince Travann's ambitions."</p>
<p>"In your own words, quite plausible,
Prince Ganzay. It rests, however,
on a very questionable foundation.
The assumption that Prince Travann
is stupid enough to want the Throne."</p>
<p>He had to terminate the conversation
himself and blank the screen.
Viktor Ganzay was still staring at him
in shocked incredulity when his
image vanished. Viktor Ganzay could
not imagine anybody not wanting the
Throne, not even the man who had
to sit on it.</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>He sat, for a while, looking at the
darkened screen, a little worried.
Viktor Ganzay had a much better
intelligence service than he had believed.
He wondered how much Ganzay
had found out that he hadn't
mentioned. Then he went back to the
reports. He had gotten down to the
Ministry of Fine Arts when the communications
screen began calling <ins class="corr" title="Transcriber's note: original reads 'attion'">attention</ins>
to itself again.</p>
<p>When he flipped the switch, a
woman smiled out of it at him. Her
blond hair was rumpled, and she
wore a dressing gown; her smile
brightened as his face appeared in
her screen.</p>
<p>"Hi!" she greeted him.</p>
<p>"Hi, yourself. You just get up?"</p>
<p>She raised a hand to cover a yawn.
"I'll bet you've been up reigning for
hours. Were Rod and Snooks in to
see you yet?"</p>
<p>He nodded. "They just left. Rod's
going on a picnic with Olva in the
mountains." How long had it been<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</SPAN></span>
since he and Marris had been on a
picnic—a real picnic, with less than
fifty guards and as many courtiers
along? "Do you have much reigning
to do, this afternoon?"</p>
<p>She grimaced. "Flower Festivals. I
have to make personal tri-di appearances,
live, with messages for the
loving subjects. Three minutes on,
and a two-minute break between. I
have forty for this afternoon."</p>
<p>"Ugh! Well, have a good time,
sweetheart. All I have is lunch with
the Bench, and then this Plenary Session."
He told her about Ganzay's
fear of outright controversy.</p>
<p>"Oh, fun! Maybe somebody'll pull
somebody's whiskers, or something.
I'm in on that, too."</p>
<p>The call-indicator in front of him
began glowing with the code-symbol
of the Minister of Security.</p>
<p>"We can always hope, can't we?
Well, Yorn Travann's trying to get
me, now."</p>
<p>"Don't keep him waiting. Maybe
I can see you before the Session." She
made a kissing motion with her lips
at him, and blanked the screen.</p>
<p>He flipped the switch again, and
Prince Travann was on the screen.
The Security Minister didn't waste
time being sorry to bother him.</p>
<p>"Your Majesty, a report's just
come in that there's a serious riot at
the University; between five and
ten thousand students are attacking
the Administration Center, lobbing
stench bombs into it, and threatening
to hang Chancellor Khane. They have
already overwhelmed and disarmed
the campus police, and I've sent two
companies of the Gendarme riot brigade,
under an officer I can trust to
handle things firmly but intelligently.
We don't want any indiscriminate
stunning or tear-gassing or shooting;
all sorts of people can have sons and
daughters mixed up in a student
riot."</p>
<p>"Yes. I seem to recall student riots
in which the sons of his late Highness
Prince Travann and his late
Majesty Rodrik XXI were involved."
He deliberated the point for a moment,
and added: "This scarcely
sounds like a frat-fight or a panty-raid,
though. What seems to have triggered
it?"</p>
<p>"The story I got—a rather hysterical
call for help from Khane himself—is
that they're protesting an action
of his in dismissing a faculty member.
I have a couple of undercovers
at the University, and I'm trying to
contact them. I sent more undercovers,
who could pass for students, ahead
of the Gendarmes to get the student
side of it and the names of the ring-leaders."
He glanced down at the
indicator in front of him, which had
begun to glow. "If you'll pardon me,
sir, Count Tammsan's trying to get
me. He may have particulars. I'll call
Your Majesty back when I learn anything
more."</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>There hadn't been anything like
that at the University within the
memory of the oldest old grad.
Chancellor Khane, he knew, was a
stupid and arrogant old windbag with
a swollen sense of his own importance.
He made a small bet with himself<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</SPAN></span>
that the whole thing was Khane's
fault, but he wondered what lay
behind it, and what would come out
of it. Great plagues from little microbes
start. Great and frightening
changes——</p>
<p>The screen got itself into an uproar,
and he flipped the switch. It
was Viktor Ganzay again. He looked
as though his permanent toothache
had deserted him for the moment.</p>
<p>"Sorry to bother Your Majesty, but
it's all fixed up," he reported. "First
Citizen Yaggo agreed to alternate in
precedence with King Ranulf, and
Lord Koreff has withdrawn all his
objections. As far as I can see, at
present, there should be no trouble."</p>
<p>"Fine. I suppose you heard about
the excitement at the University?"</p>
<p>"Oh, yes, Your Majesty. Disgraceful
affair!"</p>
<p>"Simply shocking. What seems to
have started it, have you heard?" he
asked. "All I know is that the students
were protesting the dismissal
of a faculty member. He must have
been exceptionally popular, or else he
got a more than ordinary raw deal
from Khane."</p>
<p>"Well, as to that, sir, I can't say.
All I learned was that it was the result
of some faculty squabble in one
of the science departments; the
grounds for the dismissal were insubordination
and contempt for authority."</p>
<p>"I always thought that when
authority began inspiring contempt,
it had stopped being authority. Did
you say science? This isn't going to
help Duklass and Tammsan any."</p>
<p>"I'm afraid not, Your Majesty."
Ganzay didn't look particularly regretful.
"The News Cartel's gotten
hold of it and are using it; it'll be all
over the Empire."</p>
<p>He said that as though it meant
something. Well, maybe it did; a lot
of Ministers and almost all the Counselors
spent most of their time
worrying about what people on planets
like Chermosh and Zarathustra
and Deirdre and Quetzalcoatl might
think, in ignorance of the fact that
interest in Empire politics varied inversely
as the square of the distance
to Odin and the level of corruption
and inefficiency of the local government.</p>
<p>"I notice you'll be at the Bench
luncheon. Do you think you could
invite our guests, too? We could have
an informal presentation before it
starts. Can do? Good. I'll be seeing
you there."</p>
<p>When the screen was blanked, he
returned to the reports, ran them off
hastily to make sure that nothing had
been red-starred, and called a robot
to clear the projector. After a while,
Prince Travann called again.</p>
<p>"Sorry to bother Your Majesty, but
I have most of the facts on the riot,
now. What happened was that
Chancellor Khane sacked a professor,
physics department, under circumstances
which aroused resentment
among the science students. Some of
them walked out of class and went to
the stadium to hold a protest meeting,
and the thing snowballed until half
the students were in it. Khane lost
his head and ordered the campus<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</SPAN></span>
police to clear the stadium; the students
rushed them and swamped
them. I hope, for their sakes, that
none of my men ever let anything
like that happen. The man I sent, a
Colonel Handrosan, managed to talk
the students into going back to the
stadium and continuing the meeting
under Gendarme protection."</p>
<p>"Sounds like a good man."</p>
<p>"Very good, Your Majesty. Especially
in handling disturbances. I have
complete confidence in him. He's also
investigating the background of the
affair. I'll give Your Majesty what
he's learned, to date. It seems that
the head of the physics department, a
Professor Nelse Dandrik, had been
conducting an experiment, assisted by
a Professor Klenn Faress, to establish
more accurately the velocity of subnucleonic
particles, beta micropositos,
I believe. Dandrik's story, as relayed
to Handrosan by Khane, is that he
reached a limit and the apparatus began
giving erratic results."</p>
<p>Prince Travann stopped to light a
cigarette. "At this point, Professor
Dandrik ordered the experiment
stopped, and Professor Faress insisted
on continuing. When Dandrik ordered
the apparatus dismantled, Faress
became rather emotional about it—obscenely
abusive and threatening,
according to Dandrik. Dandrik complained
to Khane, Khane ordered
Faress to apologize, Faress refused,
and Khane dismissed Faress. Immediately,
the students went on strike.
Faress confirmed the whole story, and
he added one small detail that Dandrik
hadn't seen fit to mention. According
to him, when these micropositos
were accelerated beyond sixteen
and a fraction times light-speed,
they began registering at the target
before the source registered the emission."</p>
<p>"Yes, I—<i>What did you say</i>?"</p>
<p>Prince Travann repeated it slowly,
distinctly and tonelessly.</p>
<p>"That was what I thought you said.
Well, I'm going to insist on a complete
investigation, including a repetition
of the experiment. Under
direction of Professor Faress."</p>
<p>"Yes, Your Majesty. And when
that happens, I mean to be on hand
personally. If somebody is just before
discovering time-travel, I think Security
has a very substantial interest
in it."</p>
<p>The Prime Minister called back to
confirm that First Citizen Yaggo and
King Ranulf would be at the luncheon.
The Chamberlain, Count Gadvan,
called with a long and dreary
problem about the protocol for the
banquet. Finally, at noon, he flashed
a signal for General Dorflay, waited
five minutes, and then left his desk
and went out, to find the mad general
and his wirehaired soldiers drawn up
in the hall.</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>There were more Thorans on the
South Upper Terrace, and after a
flurry of porting and presenting and
ordering arms and hand-saluting, the
Prime Minister advanced and escorted
him to where the Bench of Counselors,
all thirty of them, total age close
to twenty-eight hundred years, were
drawn up in a rough crescent behind<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</SPAN></span>
the three distinguished guests. The
King of Durendal wore a cloth-of-silver
leotard and pink tights, and a
belt of gold links on which he carried
a jeweled dagger only slightly
thicker than a knitting needle. He
was slender and willowy, and he had
large and soulful eyes, and the royal
beautician must have worked on him
for a couple of hours. Wait till Marris
sees this; oh, brother!</p>
<p>Koreff, the Lord Marshal, wore
what was probably the standard costume
of Durendal, a fairly long jerkin
with short sleeves, and knee-boots,
and his dress dagger looked as though
it had been designed for use. Lord
Koreff looked as though he would
be quite willing and able to use it;
he was fleshy and full-faced, with
hard muscles under the flesh.</p>
<p>First Citizen Yaggo, People's
Manager-in-Chief of and for the
Planetary Commonwealth of Aditya,
wore a one-piece white garment like
a mechanic's coveralls, with the emblem
of his government and the
numeral 1 on his breast. He carried
no dagger; if he had worn a dress
weapon, it would probably have been
a slide rule. His head was completely
shaven, and he had small, pale eyes
and a rat-trap mouth. He was regarding
the Durendalians with a distaste
that was all too evidently reciprocated.</p>
<p>King Ranulf appeared to have won
the toss for first presentation. He
squeezed the Imperial hand in both
of his and looked up adoringly as he
professed his deep honor and pleasure.
Yaggo merely clasped both his
hands in front of the emblem on his
chest and raised them quickly to the
level of his chin, saying: "At the
service of the Imperial State," and
adding, as though it hurt him, "Your
Imperial Majesty." Not being a chief
of state, Lord Koreff came third; he
merely shook hands and said, "A
great honor, Your Imperial Majesty,
and the thanks, both of myself and
my royal master, for a most gracious
reception." The attempt to grab first
place having failed, he was more
than willing to forget the whole subject.
There was a chance that finding
a way to dispose of the grain surplus
might make the difference between
his staying in power at home or not.</p>
<p>Fortunately, the three guests had
already met the Bench of Counselors.
Immediately after the presentation of
Lord Koreff, they all started the two
hundred yards march to the luncheon
pavilion, the King of Durendal
clinging to his left arm and First
Citizen Yaggo stumping dourly on
his right, with Prince Ganzay beyond
him and Lord Koreff on <ins class="corr" title="Transcriber's Note: Original reads 'Ranuf'">Ranulf</ins>'s left.</p>
<p>"Do you plan to stay long on
Odin?" he asked the king.</p>
<p>"Oh. I'd <i>love</i> to stay for simply
<i>months</i>! Everything is so <i>wonderful</i>,
here in Asgard; it makes our little
capital of Roncevaux seem so <i>utterly</i>
provincial. I'm going to tell Your
Imperial Majesty a secret. I'm going
to see if I can lure some of your
<i>wonderful</i> ballet dancers back to
Durendal with me. Aren't I <i>naughty</i>,
raiding Your Imperial Majesty's
theaters?"</p>
<p>"In keeping with the traditions of
your people," he replied gravely.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</SPAN></span>
"You Sword-Worlders used to raid
everywhere you went."</p>
<p>"I'm afraid those bad old days are
long past, Your Imperial Majesty,"
Lord Koreff said. "But we Sword-Worlders
got around the galaxy, for
a while. In fact, I seem to remember
reading that some of our brethren
from Morglay or Flamberge even occupied
Aditya for a couple of centuries.
Not that you'd guess it to look
at Aditya now."</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>It was First Citizen Yaggo's turn
to take precedence—the seat on the
right of the throne chair. Lord Koreff
sat on Ranulf's left, and, to balance
him, Prince Ganzay sat beyond Yaggo
and dutifully began inquiring of
the People's Manager-in-Chief about
the structure of his government,
launching him on a monologue that
promised to last at least half the
luncheon. That left the King of
Durendal to Paul; for a start, he
dropped a compliment on the cloth-of-silver
leotard.</p>
<p>King Ranulf laughed dulcetly,
brushed the garment with his fingertips,
and said that it was just a simple
thing patterned after the Durendalian
peasant costume.</p>
<p>"You have peasants on Durendal?"</p>
<p>"Oh, <i>dear</i>, yes! Such quaint,
<i>charming</i> people. Of course, they're
all poor, and they wear such <i>funny</i>
ragged clothes, and travel about in
rackety old aircars, it's a wonder
they don't fall apart in the air. But
they're so <i>wonderfully</i> happy and
carefree. I often wish I were one of
them, instead of king."</p>
<p>"Nonworking class, Your Imperial
Majesty," Lord Koreff explained.</p>
<p>"On Aditya," First Citizen Yaggo
declared, "there are no classes, and
on Aditya everybody works. 'From
each according to his ability; to each
according to his need.'"</p>
<p>"On Aditya," an elderly Counselor
four places to the right of him said
loudly to his neighbor, "they don't
call them classes, they call them
sociological categories, and they have
nineteen of them. And on Aditya,
they don't call them nonworkers,
they call them occupational reservists,
and they have more of them than
we do."</p>
<p>"But of course, I was born a king,"
Ranulf said sadly and nobly. "I have
a duty to my people."</p>
<p>"No, they don't vote at all," Lord
Koreff was telling the Counselor on
his left. "On Durendal, you have to
pay taxes before you can vote."</p>
<p>"On Aditya the crime of taxation
does not exist," the First Citizen told
the Prime Minister.</p>
<p>"On Aditya," the Counselor four
places down said to his neighbor,
"there's nothing to tax. The state
owns all the property, and if the
Imperial Constitution and the Space
Navy let them, the State would own
all the people, too. Don't tell me
about Aditya. First big-ship command
I had was the old <i>Invictus</i>, 374, and
she was based on Aditya for four
years, and I'd sooner have spent that
time in orbit around Niffelheim."</p>
<p>Now Paul remembered who he
was; old Admiral—now Prince-Counselor—Gaklar.
He and Prince-Counselor<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</SPAN></span>
Dorflay would get along
famously. The Lord Marshal of
Durendal was replying to some objection
somebody had made:</p>
<div class="center"><div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/illus-021.png" width-obs="500" height-obs="398" alt="" title="" /></div>
</div>
<p>"No, nothing of the sort. We hold
the view that every civil or political
right implies a civil or political obligation.
The citizen has a right to
protection from the Realm, for instance;
he therefore has the obligation
to defend the Realm. And his right
to participate in the government of
the Realm includes his obligation to
support the Realm financially. Well,
we tax only property; if a nonworker
acquires taxable property, he has to
go to work to earn the taxes. I might
add that our nonworkers are very
careful to avoid acquiring taxable
property."</p>
<p>"But if they don't have votes to
sell, what do they live on?" a Counselor
asked in bewilderment.</p>
<p>"The nobility supports them; the
landowners, the trading barons, the
industrial lords. The more nonworking
adherents they have, the greater
their prestige." And the more rifles
they could muster when they quarreled
with their fellow nobles, of course.
"Beside, if we didn't do that, they'd
turn brigand, and it costs less to support
them than to have to hunt them
out of the brush and hang them."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"On Aditya, brigandage does not
exist."</p>
<p>"On Aditya, all the brigands belong
to the Secret Police, only on
Aditya they don't call them Secret
Police, they call them Servants of the
People, Ninth Category."</p>
<p>A shadow passed quickly over the
pavilion, and then another. He glanced
up quickly, to see two long black
troop carriers, emblazoned with the
Sun and Cogwheel and armored fist
of Security, pass back of the Octagon
Tower and let down on the north
landing stage. A third followed. He
rose quickly.</p>
<p>"Please remain seated, gentlemen,
and continue with the luncheon. If
you will excuse me for a moment, I'll
be back directly." I hope, he added
mentally.</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>Captain-General Dorflay, surrounded
by a dozen officers, Thoran and
human, had arrived on the lower
terrace at the base of the Octagon
Tower. They had a full Thoran rifle
company with them. As he went
down to them, Dorflay hurried forward.</p>
<p>"It has come, Your Majesty!" he
said, as soon as he could make himself
heard without raising his voice.
"We are all ready to die with Your
Majesty!"</p>
<p>"Oh, I doubt it'll come quite to
that, Harv," he said. "But just to be
on the safe side, take that company
and the gentlemen who are with you
and get up to the mountains and join
the Crown Prince and his party.
Here." He took a notepad from his
belt pouch and wrote rapidly, sealing
the note and giving it to Dorflay.
"Give this to His Highness, and place
yourself under his orders. I know;
he's just a boy, but he has a good
head. Obey him exactly in everything,
but under no circumstances return to
the Palace or allow him to return
until I call you."</p>
<p>"Your Majesty is ordering me
away?" The old soldier was aghast.</p>
<p>"An emperor who has a son can
be spared. An emperor's son who is
too young to marry can't. You know
that."</p>
<p>Harv Dorflay was only mad on one
subject, and even within the frame
of his madness he was intensely logical.
He nodded. "Yes, Your Imperial
Majesty. We both serve the Empire
as best we can. And I will guard the
little Princess Olva, too." He grasped
Paul's hand, said, "Farewell, Your
Majesty!" and dashed away, gathering
his staff and the company of
Thorans as he went. In an instant,
they had vanished down the nearest
rampway.</p>
<p>The emperor watched their departure,
and, at the same time, saw a
big black aircar, bearing the three-mooned
planet, argent on sable, of
Travann, let down onto the south
landing stage, and another troop
carrier let down after it. Four men
left the aircar—Yorn, Prince Travann,
and three officers in the black
of the Security Guard. Prince Ganzay
had also left the table: he came from
one direction as Prince Travann advanced
from the other. They converged
on the emperor.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"What's happening here, Prince
Travann?" Prince Ganzay demanded.
"Why are you bringing all these
troops to the Palace?"</p>
<p>"Your Majesty," Prince Travann
said smoothly, "I trust that you will
pardon this disturbance. I'm sure
nothing serious will happen, but I
didn't dare take chances. The students
from the University are marching on
the Palace—perfectly peaceful and
loyal procession; they're bringing a
petition for Your Majesty—but on
the way, while passing through a
nonworkers' district, they were attacked
by a gang of hooligans connected
with a voting-bloc boss called
Nutchy the Knife. None of the students
were hurt, and Colonel
Handrosan got the procession out of
the district promptly, and then dropped
some of his men, who have since
been re-enforced, to deal with the
hooligans. That's still going on, and
these riots are like forest fires; you
never know when they'll shift and
get out of control. I hope the men
I brought won't be needed here.
Really, they're a reserve for the riot
work; I won't commit them, though,
until I'm sure the Palace is safe."</p>
<p>He nodded. "Prince Travann, how
soon do you estimate that the student
procession will arrive here?" he asked.</p>
<p>"They're coming on foot, Your
Majesty. I'd give them an hour, at
least."</p>
<p>"Well, Prince Travann, will you
have one of your officers see that the
public-address screen in front is
ready; I'll want to talk to them when
they arrive. And meanwhile, I'll want
to talk to Chancellor Khane, Professor
Dandrik, Professor Faress and
Colonel Handrosan, together. And
Count Tammsan, too; Prince Ganzay,
will you please screen him and invite
him here immediately?"</p>
<p>"Now, Your Majesty?" At first,
the Prime Minister was trying to suppress
a look of incredulity; then he
was trying to keep from showing
comprehension. "Yes, Your Majesty;
at once." He frowned slightly when
he saw two of the Security Guard
officers salute Prince Travann instead
of the emperor before going away.
Then he turned and hurried toward
the Octagon Tower.</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>The officer who had gone to the
aircar to use the radio returned and
reported that Colonel Handrosan was
bringing the Chancellor and both professors
from the University in his
command-car, having anticipated that
they would be wanted. Paul nodded
in pleasure.</p>
<p>"You have a good man there,
Prince," he said. "Keep an eye on
him."</p>
<p>"I know it, Your Majesty. To tell
the truth, it was he who organized
this march. Thought they'd be better
employed coming here to petition you
than milling around the University
getting into further mischief."</p>
<p>The other officer also returned,
bringing a portable viewscreen with
him on a contragravity-lifter. By this
time, the Bench of Counselors and the
three off-planet guests had become
anxious and left the luncheon pavilion<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</SPAN></span>
in a body. The Counselors were looking
about uneasily, noticing the black
uniformed Security Guards who had
left the troop carrier and were taking
position by squads all around the
emperor. First Citizen Yaggo, and
King Ranulf and Lord Koreff, also
seemed uneasy. They were avoiding
the proximity of Paul as though he
had the green death.</p>
<p>The viewscreen came on, and in
it the city, as seen from an aircar
at two thousand feet, spread out with
the Palace visible in the distance, the
golden pile of the Octagon Tower
jutting up from it. The car carrying
the pickup was behind the procession,
which was moving toward the Palace
along one of the broad skyways, with
Gendarmes and Security Guards leading,
following and flanking. There
were a few Imperial and planetary
and school flags, but none of the
quantity-made banners and placards
which always betray a planned demonstration.</p>
<p>Prince Ganzay had been gone for
some time, now. When he returned,
he drew Paul aside.</p>
<p>"Your Majesty," he whispered
softly, "I tried to summon Army
troops, but it'll be hours before any
can get here. And the Militia can't
be mobilized in anything less than
a day. There are only five thousand
Army Regulars on Odin, now, anyhow."</p>
<p>And half of them officers and
noncoms of skeleton regiments. Like
the Navy, the Army had been scattered
all over the Empire—on Behemoth
and Amida and Xipetotec and
Astarte and Jotunnheim—in response
to calls for support from Security.</p>
<p>"Let's have a look at this rioting,
Prince Travann," one of the less
decrepit Counselors, a retired general,
said. "I want to see how your people
are handling it."</p>
<p>The officers who had come with
Prince Travann consulted briefly, and
then got another pickup on the screen.
This must have been a regular public
pickup, on the front of a tall building.
It was a couple of miles farther away;
the Palace was visible only as a tiny
glint from the Octagon Tower, on
the skyline. Half a dozen Security
aircars were darting about, two of
them chasing a battered civilian
vehicle and firing at it. On rooftops
and terraces and skyways, little
clumps of Security Guards were skirmishing,
dodging from cover to
cover, and sometimes individuals or
groups in civilian clothes fired back at
them. There was a surprising absence
of casualties.</p>
<p>"Your Majesty!" the old general
hissed in a scandalized whisper.
"That's nothing but a big fake! Look,
they're all firing blanks! The rifles
hardly kick at all, and there's too
much smoke for propellant-powder."</p>
<p>"I noticed that." This riot must
have been carefully prepared, long in
advance. Yet the student riot seemed
to have been entirely spontaneous.
That puzzled him; he wished he knew
just what Yorn Travann was up to.
"Just keep quiet about it," he advised.</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>More aircars were arriving, big<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</SPAN></span>
and luxurious, emblazoned with the
arms of some of the most distinguished
families in Asgard. One of the
first to let down bore the device of
Duklass, and from it the Minister of
Economics, the Minister of Education,
and a couple of other Ministers,
alighted. Count Duklass went at once
to Prince Travann, drawing him away
from King Ranulf and Lord Koreff
and talking to him rapidly and earnestly.
Count Tammsan approached
at a swift half-run.</p>
<p>"Save Your Majesty!" he greeted,
breathlessly. "What's going on, sir?
We heard something about some petty
brawl at the University, that Prince
Ganzay had become alarmed about,
but now there seems to be fighting
all over the city. I never saw anything
like it; on the way here we had to go
up to ten thousand feet to get over
a battle, and there's a vast crowd on
the Avenue of the Arts, and——" He
took in the Security Guards. "Your
Majesty, just what <i>is</i> going on?"</p>
<p>"Great and frightening changes."
Count Tammsan started; he must
have been to a psi-medium, too. "But
I think the Empire is going to survive
them. There may even be a few
improvements, before things are
done."</p>
<p>A blue-uniformed Gendarme officer
approached Prince Travann, drawing
him away from Count Duklass
and speaking briefly to him. The
Minister of Security nodded, then
turned back to the Minister of
Economics. They talked for a few
moments longer, then clasped hands,
and Travann left Duklass with his
face wreathed in smiles. The Gendarme
officer accompanied him as he
approached.</p>
<p>"Your Majesty, this is Colonel
Handrosan, the officer who handled
the affair at the University."</p>
<p>"And a very good piece of work,
colonel." He shook hands with him.
"Don't be surprised if it's remembered
next Honors Day. Did you
bring Khane and the two professors?"</p>
<p>"They're down on the lower landing-stage,
Your Majesty. We're delaying
the students, to give Your Majesty
time to talk to them."</p>
<p>"We'll see them now. My study
will do." The officer saluted and
went away. He turned to Count
Tammsan. "That's why I asked Prince
Ganzay to invite you here. This
thing's become too public to be ignored;
some sort of action will have
to be taken. I'm going to talk to the
students; I want to find out just what
happened before I commit myself
to anything. Well, gentlemen, let's
go to my study."</p>
<p>Count <ins class="corr" title="Transcriber's note: original reads 'Tammsen'">Tammsan</ins> looked around, bewildered.
"But I don't understand——"
He fell into step with Paul and the
Minister of Security; a squad of Security
Guards fell in behind them.
"I don't understand what's happening,"
he complained.</p>
<p>An emperor about to have his
throne yanked out from under him,
and a minister about to stage a <i>coup
d'etat</i>, taking time out to settle a
trifling academic squabble. One thing
he did understand, though, was that
the Ministry of Education was getting<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</SPAN></span>
some very bad publicity at a time
when it could be least afforded. Prince
Travann was telling him about the
hooligans' attack on the marching
students, and that worried him even
more. Nonworking hooligans acted
as voting-bloc bosses ordered; voting-bloc
bosses acted on orders from the
political manipulators of Cartels and
pressure-groups, and action downward
through the nonworkers was
usually accompanied by action upward
through influences to which
ministers were sensitive.</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>There were a dozen Security
Guards in black tunics, and as many
Household Thorans in red kilts, in
the hall outside the study, fraternizing
amicably. They hurried apart and
formed two ranks, and the Thoran
officer with them saluted.</p>
<p>Going into the study, he went to
his desk; Count Tammsan lit a cigarette
and puffed nervously, and sat
down as though he were afraid the
chair would collapse under him.
Prince Travann sank into another
chair and relaxed, closing his eyes.
There was a bit of wafer on the floor
by Paul's chair, dropped by the little
dog that morning. He stooped and
picked it up, laying it on his desk,
and sat looking at it until the door
screen flashed and buzzed. Then he
pressed the release button.</p>
<p>Colonel Handrosan ushered the
three University men in ahead of
him—Khane, with a florid, arrogant
face that showed worry under the
arrogance; Dandrik, gray-haired and
stoop-shouldered, looking irritated;
Faress, young, with a scrubby red
mustache, looking bellicose. He greeted
them collectively and invited them
to sit, and there was a brief uncomfortable
silence which everybody expected
him to break.</p>
<p>"Well, gentlemen," he said, "we
want to get the facts about this affair
in some kind of order. I wish you'd
tell me, as briefly and as completely
as possible, what you know about it."</p>
<p>"There's the man who started it!"
Khane declared, pointing at Faress.</p>
<p>"Professor Faress had nothing to
do with it," Colonel Handrosan
stated flatly. "He and his wife were
in their apartment, packing to move
out, when it started. Somebody called
him and told him about the fighting
at the stadium, and he went there at
once to talk his students into dispersing.
By that time, the situation
was completely out of hand; he could
do nothing with the students.</p>
<p>"Well, I think we ought to find
out, first of all, why Professor Faress
was dismissed," Prince Travann said.
"It will take a good deal to convince
me that any teacher able to inspire
such loyalty in his students is a bad
teacher, or deserves dismissal."</p>
<p>"As I understand," Paul said, "the
dismissal was the result of a disagreement
between Professor Faress and
Professor Dandrik about an experiment
on which they were working.
I believe, an experiment to fix
more exactly the velocity of accelerated
subnucleonic particles. Beta
micropositos, wasn't it, Chancellor
Khane?"</p>
<p>Khane looked at him in surprise.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</SPAN></span>
"Your Majesty, I know nothing about
that. Professor Dandrik is head of
the physics department; he came to
me, about six months ago, and told
me that in his opinion this experiment
was desirable. I simply deferred
to his judgment and authorized
it."</p>
<p>"Your Majesty has just stated the
purpose of the experiment," Dandrik
said. "For centuries, there have been
inaccuracies in mathematical descriptions
of subnucleonic events, and this
experiment was undertaken in the
hope of eliminating these inaccuracies."
He went into a lengthy
mathematical explanation.</p>
<p>"Yes, I understand that, professor.
But just what was the actual experiment,
in terms of physical operations?"</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>Dandrik looked helpless for a moment.
Faress, who had been choking
back a laugh, interrupted:</p>
<p>"Your Majesty, we were using the
big turbo-linear accelerator to project
fast micropositos down an evacuated
tube one kilometer in length, and
clocking them with light, the velocity
of which has been established almost
absolutely. I will say that with respect
to the light, there were no observable
inaccuracies at any time, and until
the micropositos were accelerated to
16.067543333-1/3 times light-speed,
they registered much as expected.
Beyond that velocity, however, the
target for the micropositos began
registering impacts before the source
registered emission, although the light
target was still registering normally.
I notified Professor Dandrik about
this, and——"</p>
<p>"You notified him. Wasn't he
present at the time?"</p>
<p>"No, Your Majesty."</p>
<p>"Your Majesty, I am head of the
physics department of the University.
I have too much administrative work
to waste time on the technical aspects
of experiments like this," Dandrik
interjected.</p>
<p>"I understand. Professor Faress
was actually performing the experiment.
You told Professor Dandrik
what had happened. What then?"</p>
<p>"Why, Your Majesty, he simply
declared that the limit of accuracy
had been reached, and ordered the
experiment dropped. He then reported
the highest reading before this
anticipation effect was observed as
the newly established limit of accuracy
in measuring the velocity of
accelerated micropositos, and said
nothing whatever in his report about
the anticipation effect."</p>
<p>"I read a summary of the report.
Why, Professor Dandrik, did you
omit mentioning this slightly unusual
effect?"</p>
<p>"Why, because the whole thing
was utterly preposterous, that's why!"
Dandrik barked; and then hastily
added, "Your Imperial Majesty." He
turned and glared at Faress; professors
do not glare at galactic emperors.
"Your Majesty, the limit of accuracy
had been reached. After that, it was
only to be expected that the apparatus
would give erratic reports."</p>
<p>"It might have been expected that
the apparatus would stop registering<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</SPAN></span>
increased velocity relative to the light-speed
standard, or that it would begin
registering disproportionately,"
Faress said. "But, Your Majesty, I'll
submit that it was not to be expected
that it would register impacts before
emissions. And I'll add this. After
registering this slight apparent jump
into the future, there was no proportionate
increase in anticipation
with further increase of acceleration.
I wanted to find out why. But when
Professor Dandrik saw what was happening,
he became almost hysterical,
and ordered the accelerator shut down
as though he were afraid it would
blow up in his face."</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>"I think it has blown up in his
face," Prince Travann said quietly.
"Professor, have you any theory, or
supposition, or even any wild guess,
as to how this anticipation effect occurs?"</p>
<p>"Yes, Your Highness. I suspect
that the apparent anticipation is simply
an observational illusion, similar
to the illusion of time-reversal experienced
when it was first observed,
though not realized, that positrons
sometimes exceeded light-speed."</p>
<p>"Why, that's what I've been saying
all along!" Dandrik broke in.
"The whole thing is an illusion,
due——"</p>
<p>"To having reached the limit of
observational accuracy; I understand,
Professor Dandrik. Go on, Professor
Faress."</p>
<p>"I think that beyond 16.067543333-1/3
times light-speed, the micropositos
ceased to have any velocity
at all, velocity being defined as rate
of motion in four-dimensional space-time.
I believe they moved through
the three spatial dimensions without
moving at all in the fourth, temporal,
dimension. They made that kilometer
from source to target, literally, in
nothing flat. Instantaneity."</p>
<p>That must have been the first time
he had actually come out and said
it. Dandrik jumped to his feet with
a cry that was just short of being a
shriek.</p>
<p>"He's crazy! Your Majesty, you
mustn't ... that is, well, I mean—Please,
Your Majesty, don't listen to
him. He doesn't know what he's saying.
He's raving!"</p>
<p>"He knows perfectly well what he's
saying, and it probably scares him
more than it does you. The difference
is that he's willing to face it and you
aren't."</p>
<p>The difference was that Faress was
a scientist and Dandrik was a science
teacher. To Faress, a new door had
opened, the first new door in eight
hundred years. To Dandrik, it threatened
invalidation of everything he
had taught since the morning he had
opened his first class. He could no
longer say to his pupils, "You are
here to learn from me." He would
have to say, more humbly, "<i>We</i> are
here to learn from the Universe."</p>
<p>It had happened so many times
before, too. The comfortable and
established Universe had fitted all the
known facts—and then new facts had
been learned that wouldn't fit it. The
third planet of the Sol system had
once been the center of the Universe,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</SPAN></span>
and then Terra, and Sol, and even
the galaxy, had been forced to abdicate
centricity. The atom had been
indivisible—until somebody divided
it. There had been intangible substance
that had permeated the Universe,
because it had been necessary
for the transmission of light—until
it was demonstrated to be unnecessary
and nonexistent. And the speed
of light had been the ultimate velocity,
once, and could be exceeded no
more than the atom could be divided.
And light-speed had been constant,
regardless of distance from source,
and the Universe, to explain certain
observed phenomena, had been believed
to be expanding simultaneously
in all directions. And the things that
had happened in psychology, when
psi-phenomena had become too obvious
to be shrugged away.</p>
<p>"And then, when Dr. Dandrik
ordered you to drop this experiment,
just when it was becoming interesting,
you refused?"</p>
<p>"Your Majesty, I couldn't stop,
not then. But Dr. Dandrik ordered
the apparatus dismantled and scrapped,
and I'm afraid I lost my head.
Told him I'd punch his silly old face
in, for one thing."</p>
<p>"You admit that?" Chancellor
Khane cried.</p>
<p>"I think you showed admirable
self-restraint in not doing it. Did you
explain to Chancellor Khane the importance
of this experiment?"</p>
<p>"I tried to, Your Majesty, but he
simply wouldn't listen."</p>
<p>"But, Your Majesty!" Khane expostulated.
"Professor Dandrik is
head of the department, and one of
the foremost physicists of the Empire,
and this young man is only one of
the junior assistant-professors. Isn't
even a full professor, and he got his
degree from some school away off-planet.
University of Brannerton on
Gimli."</p>
<p>"Were you a pupil of Professor
Vann Evaratt?" Prince Travann asked
sharply.</p>
<p>"Why, yes, sir. I——"</p>
<p>"Ha, no wonder!" Dandrik crowed.
"Your Majesty, that man's an
out-and-out charlatan! He was kicked
out of the University here ten years
ago, and I'm surprised he could even
get on the faculty of a school like
Brannerton, on a planet like
Gimli."</p>
<p>"Why, you stupid old fool!" Faress
yelled at him. "You aren't enough
of a physicist to oil robots in Vann
Evaratt's lab!"</p>
<p>"There, Your Majesty," Khane
said. "You see how much respect for
authority this hooligan has!"</p>
<p>On Aditya, such would be unthinkable;
on Aditya, everybody respects
authority. Whether it's <ins class="corr" title="Transcriber's note: original reads 'rerespectable'">respectable</ins>
or not.</p>
<p>Count Tammsan laughed, and he
realized that he must have spoken
aloud. Nobody else seemed to have
gotten the joke.</p>
<p>"Well, how about the riot, now?"
he asked. "Who started that?"</p>
<p>"Colonel Handrosan made an investigation
on the spot," Prince Travann
said. "May I suggest that we
hear his report?"</p>
<p>"Yes indeed. Colonel?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Handrosan rose and stood with his
hands behind his back, looking fixedly
at the wall behind the desk.</p>
<div class="center"><div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/illus-030.png" width-obs="500" height-obs="493" alt="" title="" /></div>
</div>
<p>"Your Majesty, the students of
Professor Faress' advanced subnuclear
physics class, postgraduate students,
all of them, were told of Professor
Faress' dismissal by a faculty
member who had taken over the class
this morning. They all got up and
walked out in a body, and gathered
outdoors on the campus to discuss
the matter. At the next class break,
they were joined by other science
students, and they went into the stadium,
where they were joined, half
an hour later, by more students who
had learned of the dismissal in the
meantime. At no time was the gathering
disorderly. The stadium is covered
by a viewscreen pickup which is
fitted with a recording device; there
is a complete audio-visual of the
whole thing, including the attack on
them by the campus police.</p>
<p>"This attack was ordered by Chancellor<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</SPAN></span>
Khane, at about 1100; the chief
of the campus police was told to clear
the stadium, and when he asked if
he was to use force, Chancellor Khane
told him to use anything he wanted
to."</p>
<p>"I did not! I told him to get the
students out of the stadium, but——"</p>
<p>"The chief of campus police carries
a personal wire recorder," Handrosan
said, in his flat monotone. "He
has a recording of the order, in
Chancellor Khane's own voice. I
heard it myself. The police," he continued,
"first tried to use gas, but
the wind was against them. They
then tried to use sono-stunners, but
the students rushed them and overwhelmed
them. If Your Majesty will
permit a personal opinion, while I do
not sympathize with their subsequent
attack on the Administration Center,
they were entirely within their rights
in defending themselves in the stadium,
and it's hard enough to stop
trained and disciplined troops when
they are winning. After defeating the
police, they simply went on by what
might be called the momentum of
victory."</p>
<p>"Then you'd say that it's positively
established that the students were behaving
in a peacable and orderly manner
in the stadium when they were
attacked, and that Chancellor Khane
ordered the attack personally?"</p>
<p>"I would, emphatically, Your
Majesty."</p>
<p>"I think we've done enough here,
gentlemen." He turned to Count
Tammsan. "This is, jointly, the affair
of Education and Security. I
would suggest that you and Prince
Travann join in a formal and public
inquiry, and until all the facts have
been established and recorded and
action decided upon, the dismissal of
Professor Faress be reversed and he
be restored to his position on the
faculty."</p>
<p>"Yes, Your Majesty," Tammsan
agreed. "And I think it would be a
good idea for Chancellor Khane to
take a vacation till then, too."</p>
<p>"I would further suggest that, as
this microposito experiment is crucial
to the whole question, it should
be repeated. Under the personal direction
of Professor Faress."</p>
<p>"I agree with that, Your Majesty,"
Prince Travann said. "If it's as important
as I think it is, Professor
Dandrik is greatly to be censured for
ordering it stopped and for failing
to report this anticipation effect."</p>
<p>"We'll consult about the inquiry,
including the experiment, tomorrow,
Your Highness," Tammsan told Travann.</p>
<p>Paul rose, and everybody rose with
him. "That being the case, you gentlemen
are all excused. The students'
procession ought to be arriving, now,
and I want to tell them what's going
to be done. Prince Travann, Count
Tammsan; do you care to accompany
me?"</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>Going up to the central terrace
in front of the Octagon Tower, he
turned to Count Tammsan.</p>
<p>"I notice you laughed at that remark
of mine about Aditya," he said.
"Have you met the First Citizen?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Only on screen, sir. He was at
me for about an hour, this morning.
It seems that they are reforming the
educational system on Aditya. On
Aditya, everything gets reformed
every ten years, whether it needs it
or not. He came here to find somebody
to take charge of the reformation."</p>
<p>He stopped short, bringing the
others to a halt beside him, and laughed
heartily.</p>
<p>"Well, we'll send First Citizen
Yaggo away happy; we'll make him
a present of the most distinguished
educator on Odin."</p>
<p>"Khane?" Tammsan asked.</p>
<p>"Khane. Isn't it wonderful; if you
have a few problems, you have
trouble, but if you have a whole lot
of problems, they start solving each
other. We get a chance to get rid of
Khane and create a vacancy that can
be filled by somebody big enough to
fill it; the Ministry of Education gets
out from under a nasty situation;
First Citizen Yaggo gets what he
thinks he wants——"</p>
<p>"And if I know Khane and if I
know the People's Commonwealth of
Aditya, it won't be a year before
Yaggo has Khane shot or stuffs him
into jail, and then the Space Navy
will have an excuse to visit Aditya,
and Aditya'll never be the same afterward,"
Prince Travann added.</p>
<p>The students massed on the front
lawns were still cheering as they went
down after addressing them. The
Security Guards were conspicuously
absent and it was a detail of red-kilted
Thoran riflemen who met them
as they entered the hall to the Session
Chamber. Prince Ganzay approached,
attended by two Household Guard
officers, a human and a Thoran.
Count Tammsan looked from one to
the other of his companions, bewildered.
The bewildering thing was
that everything was as it should be.</p>
<p>"Well, gentlemen," Paul said, "I'm
sure that both of you will want to
confer for a moment with your colleagues
in the Rotunda before the
Session. Please don't feel obliged to
attend me further."</p>
<p>Prince Ganzay approached as they
went down the hall. "Your Majesty,
what <i>is</i> going on here?" he demanded
querulously. "Just who is in control
of the Palace—you or Prince Travann?
And where is His Imperial
Highness, and where is General Dorflay?"</p>
<p>"I sent Dorflay to join Prince Rodrik's
picnic party. If you're upset
about this, you can imagine what he
might have done here."</p>
<p>Prince Ganzay looked at him curiously
for a moment. "I thought I
understood what was happening," he
said. "Now I—— This business about
the students, sir; how did it come
out?"</p>
<p>Paul told him. They talked for a
while, and then the Prime Minister
looked at his watch, and suggested
that the Session ought to be getting
started. Paul nodded, and they went
down the hall and into the Rotunda.</p>
<p>The big semicircular lobby was
empty, now, except for a platoon of
Household Guards, and the Empress
Marris and her ladies-in-waiting. She<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</SPAN></span>
advanced as quickly as her sheath
gown would permit, and took his
arm; the ladies-in-waiting fell in behind
her, and Prince Ganzay went
ahead, crying: "My Lords, Your
Venerable Highnesses, gentlemen;
His Imperial Majesty!"</p>
<p>Marris tightened her grip on his
arm as they started forward. "Paul!"
she hissed into his ear. "What is this
silly story about Yorn Travann trying
to seize the Throne?"</p>
<p>"Isn't it? Yorn's been too close the
Throne for too long not to know
what sort of a seat it is. He'd commit
any crime up to and including genocide
to keep off it."</p>
<p>She gave a quick skip to get into
step with him. "Then why's he filled
the Palace with these blackcoats? Is
Rod all right?"</p>
<p>"Perfectly all right; he's somewhere
out in the mountains, keeping
Harv Dorflay out of mischief."</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>They crossed the Session Hall and
took their seats on the double throne;
everybody sat down, and the Prime
Minister, after some formalities, declared
the Plenary Session in being.
Almost at once, one of the Prince-Counselors
was on his feet begging
His Majesty's leave to interrogate the
Government.</p>
<p>"I wish to ask His Highness the
Minister of Security the meaning of
all this unprecedented disturbance,
both here in the Palace and in the
city," he said.</p>
<p>Prince Travann rose at once. "Your
Majesty, in reply to the question of
His Venerable Highness," he began,
and then launched himself into an
account of the student riot, the march
to petition the emperor, and the clash
with the nonworking class hooligans.
"As to the affair at the University, I
hesitate to speak on what is really the
concern of His Lordship the Minister
of Education, but as to the fighting
in the city, if it is still going on, I
can assure His Venerable Highness
that the Gendarmes and Security
Guards have it well in hand; the persons
responsible are being rounded
up, and, if the Minister of Justice
concurs, an inquiry will be started
tomorrow."</p>
<p>The Minister of Justice assured the
Minister of Security that his Ministry
would be quite ready to co-operate in
the inquiry. Count Tammsan then got
up and began talking about the riot
at the University.</p>
<p>"What did happen, Paul?" Marris
whispered.</p>
<p>"Chancellor Khane sacked a science
professor for being too interested in
science. The <ins class="corr" title="Transcriber's note: original had an apostrophe.">students</ins> didn't like it.
I think Khane's successor will rectify
that. Have a good time at the Flower
Festivals?"</p>
<p>She raised her fan to hide a grimace.
"I made my schedule," she
said. "Tomorrow, I have fifty more
booked."</p>
<p>"Your Imperial Majesty!" The
Counselor who had risen paused, to
make sure that he had the Imperial
attention, before continuing: "Inasmuch
as this question also seems to
involve a scientific experiment, I
would suggest that the Ministry of
Science and Technology is also interested<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</SPAN></span>
and since there is at present
no Minister holding that portfolio, I
would suggest that the discussion be
continued after a Minister has been
elected."</p>
<p>The Minister of Health and Sanity
jumped to his feet.</p>
<p>"Your Imperial Majesty; permit me
to concur with the proposal of His
Venerable Highness, and to extend
it with the subproposal that the Ministry
of Science and Technology be
abolished, and its functions and personnel
divided among the other Ministries,
specifically those of Education
and of Economics."</p>
<p>The Minister of Fine Arts was up
before he was fully seated.</p>
<p>"Your Imperial Majesty; permit
me to concur with the proposal of
Count Guilfred, and to extend it
further with the proposal that the
Ministry of Defense, now also vacant,
be likewise abolished, and its
functions and personnel added to the
Ministry of Security under His Highness
Prince Travann."</p>
<p>So that was it! Marris, beside him,
said, "Well!" He had long ago discovered
that she could pack more
meaning into that monosyllable than
the average counselor could into a
half-hour's speech. Prince Ganzay
was thunderstruck, and from the
Bench of Counselors six or eight
voices were babbling loudly at once.
Four Ministers were on their feet
clamoring for recognition; Count
Duklass of Economics was yelling the
loudest, so he got it.</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>"Your Imperial Majesty; it would
have been most unseemly in me to
have spoken in favor of the proposal
of Count Guilfred, being an interested
party, but I feel no such hesitation
in concurring with the proposal of
Baron Garatt, the Minister of Fine
Arts. Indeed, I consider it a most
excellent proposal——"</p>
<p>"And I consider it the most diabolically
dangerous proposal to be made
in this Hall in the last six centuries!"
old Admiral <ins class="corr" title="Transcriber's Note: Original reads 'Geklar'">Gaklar</ins> shouted. "This is
a proposal to concentrate all the armed
force of the Empire in the hands
of one man. Who can say what unscrupulous
use might be made of
such power?"</p>
<p>"Are you intimating, Prince-Counselor,
that Prince Travann is contemplating
some <ins class="corr" title="Transcriber's note: original reads 'tyranical'">tyrannical</ins> or subversive
use of such power?" Count
Tammsan, of all people, demanded.</p>
<p>There was a concerted gasp at that;
about half the Plenary Session were
absolutely sure that he was. Admiral
Geklar backed quickly away from the
question.</p>
<p>"Prince Travann will not be the
last Minister of Security," he said.</p>
<p>"What I was about to say, Your
Majesty, is that as matters stand,
Security has a virtual monopoly on
armed power on this planet. When
these disorders in the city—which
Prince Travann's men are now bringing
under control—broke out, there
was, I am informed, an order sent
out to bring Regular Army and
Planetary Militia into Asgard. It will
be hours before any of the former
can arrive, and at least a day before
the latter can even be mobilized. By<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</SPAN></span>
the time any of them get here, there
will be nothing for them to do. Is that
not correct, Prince Ganzay?"</p>
<p>The Prime Minister looked at him
angrily, stung by the realization that
somebody else had a personal intelligence
service as good as his own,
then swallowed his anger and assented.</p>
<p>"Furthermore," Count Duklass
continued, "the Ministry of Defense,
itself, is an anachronism, which no
doubt accounts for the condition in
which we now find it. The Empire
has no external enemies whatever; all
our defense problems are problems of
internal security. Let us therefore turn
the facilities over to the Ministry responsible
for the tasks."</p>
<p>The debate went on and on; he
paid less and less attention to it, and
it became increasingly obvious that
opposition to the proposition was
dwindling. Cries of, "Vote! Vote!"
began to be heard from its supporters.
Prince Ganzay rose from his desk and
came to the throne.</p>
<p>"Your Imperial Majesty," he said
softly. "I am opposed to this proposition,
but I am convinced that enough
favor it to pass it, even over Your
Majesty's veto. Before the vote is
called, does Your Majesty wish my
resignation?"</p>
<p>He rose and stepped down beside
the Prime Minister, putting an arm
over Prince Ganzay's shoulder.</p>
<p>"Far from it, old friend," he said,
in a distinctly audible voice. "I will
have too much need for you. But, as
for the proposal, I don't oppose it. I
think it an excellent one; it has my
approval." He lowered his voice. "As
soon as it's passed, place General
Dorflay's name in nomination."</p>
<p>The Prime Minister looked at him
sadly for a moment, then nodded,
returning to his desk, where he rapped
for order and called for the vote.</p>
<p>"Well, if you can't lick them, join
them," Marris said as he sat down
beside her. "And if they start chasing
you, just yell, 'There he goes; follow
me!'"</p>
<p>The proposal carried, almost unanimously.
Prince Ganzay then presented
the name of Captain-General Dorflay
for elevation to the Bench of Counselors,
and the emperor decreed it.
As soon as the Session was adjourned
and he could do so, he slipped out
the little door behind the throne, into
an elevator.</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>In the room at the top of the
Octagon Tower, he laid aside his belt
and dress dagger and unfastened his
tunic, than sat down in his deep chair
and called a serving robot. It was the
one which had brought him his
breakfast, and he greeted it as a
friend; it lit a cigarette for him, and
poured a drink of brandy. For a long
time he sat, smoking and sipping
and looking out the wide window to
the west, where the orange sun was
firing the clouds behind the mountains,
and he realized that he was
abominably tired. Well, no wonder;
more Empire history had been made
today than in the years since he had
come to the Throne.</p>
<p>Then something behind him clicked.
He turned his head, to see Yorn<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</SPAN></span>
Travann emerge from the concealed
elevator. He grinned and lifted his
drink in greeting.</p>
<p>"I thought you'd be a little late,"
he said. "Everybody trying to climb
onto the bandwagon?"</p>
<p>Yorn Travann came forward, unbuckling
his belt and laying it with
Paul's; he sank into the chair opposite,
and the robot poured him a drink.</p>
<p>"Well, do you blame them? What
would it have looked like to you, in
their place?"</p>
<p>"A <i>coup d'etat</i>. For that matter,
wasn't that what it was? Why didn't
you tell me you were springing it?"</p>
<p>"I didn't spring it; it was sprung
on me. I didn't know a thing about
it till Max Duklass buttonholed me
down by the landing stage. I'd intended
fighting this proposal to partition
Science and Technology, but
this riot blew up and scared Duklass
and Tammsan and Guilfred and the
rest of them. They weren't too sure
of their majority—that's why they
had the election postponed a couple
of times—but they were sure that the
riot would turn some of the undecided
Counselors against them. So they
offered to back me to take over Defense
in exchange for my supporting
their proposal. It looked too good to
pass up."</p>
<p>"Even at the price of wrecking
Science and Technology?"</p>
<p>"It was wrecked, or left to rust
into uselessness, long ago. The main
function of Technology has been to
suppress anything that might threaten
this state of economic <i>rigor mortis</i>
that <ins class="corr" title="Transcriber's note: original reads 'Duklas'">Duklass</ins> calls stability, and the
function of Science has been to let
muttonheads like Khane and Dandrik
dominate the teaching of science.
Well, Defense has its own scientific
and technical sections, and when we
come to carving the bird, Duklass and
Tammsan are going to see a lot of
slices going onto my plate."</p>
<p>"And when it's all cut up, it will
be discovered that there is no provision
for original research. So it will
please My Majesty to institute an
Imperial Office of Scientific Research,
independent of any Ministry, and
guess who'll be named to head it."</p>
<p>"Faress. And, by the way, we're all
set on Khane, too. First Citizen Yaggo
is as delighted to have him as we
are to get rid of him. Why don't we
get Vann Evaratt back, and give him
the job?"</p>
<p>"Good. If he takes charge there at
the opening of the next academic
year, in ten years we'll have a thousand
young men, maybe ten times
that many, who won't be afraid of
new things and new ideas. But the
main thing is that now you have
Defense, and now the plan can really
start firing all jets."</p>
<p>"Yes." Yorn Travann got out his
cigarettes and lit one. Paul glanced at
the robot, hoping that its feelings
hadn't been hurt. "All these native
uprisings I've been blowing up out
of inter-tribal knife fights, and all
these civil wars my people have been
manufacturing; there'll be more of
them, and I'll start yelling my head
off for an adequate Space Navy, and
after we get it, these local troubles
will all stop, and then what'll we be<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</SPAN></span>
expected to do? Scrap the ships?"</p>
<p>They both knew what would be
done with some of them. It would
have to be done stealthily, while nobody
was looking, but some of those
ships would go far beyond the boundaries
of the Empire, and new things
would happen. New worlds, new
problems. Great and frightening
changes.</p>
<p>"Paul, we agreed upon this long
ago, when we were still boys at the
University. The Empire stopped
growing, and when things stop growing,
they start dying, the death of
petrifaction. And when petrifaction is
complete, the cracking and the
crumbling starts, and there's no way
of stopping it. But if we can get
people out onto new planets, the Empire
won't die; it'll start growing
again."</p>
<p>"You didn't start that thing at the
University, this morning, yourself,
did you?"</p>
<p>"Not the student riot, no. But the
hooligan attack, yes. That was some
of my own men. The real hooligans
began looting after Handrosan had
gotten the students out of the district.
We collared all of them, including
their boss, Nutchy the Knife, right
away, and as soon as we did that, Big
Moogie and Zikko the Nose tried to
move in. We're cleaning them up
now. By tomorrow morning there
won't be one of these nonworkers'
voting blocks left in Asgard, and by
the end of the week they'll be cleaned
up all over Odin. I have discovered
a plot, and they're all involved in it."</p>
<p>"Wait a moment." Paul got to his
feet. "That reminds me; Harv Dorflay's
hiding Rod and Olva out in
the mountains. I wanted him out of
here while things were happening.
I'll have to call him and tell him it's
safe to come in, now."</p>
<p>"Well, zip up your tunic and put
your dagger on; you look as though
you'd been arrested, disarmed and
searched."</p>
<p>"That's right." He hastily repaired
his appearance and went to the screen
across the room, punching out the
combination of the screen with Rodrik's
picnic party.</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>A young lieutenant of the Household
Troops appeared in it, and had
to be reassured. He got General
Dorflay.</p>
<p>"Your Majesty! You are all right?"</p>
<p>"Perfectly all right, general, and
it's quite safe to bring His Imperial
Highness in. The conspiracy against
the Throne has been crushed."</p>
<p>"Oh, thank the gods! Is Prince
Travann a prisoner?"</p>
<p>"Quite the contrary, general. It
was our loyal and devoted subject,
Prince Travann, who crushed the conspiracy."</p>
<p>"But—But, Your Majesty——!"</p>
<p>"You aren't to be blamed for suspecting
him, general. His agents
were working in the very innermost
councils of the conspirators. Every
one of the people whom you suspected—with
excellent reason—was actually
working to defeat the plot.
Think back, general; the scheme to
put the gun in the viewscreen, the
scheme to sabotage the elevator, the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</SPAN></span>
scheme to introduce assassins into the
orchestra with guns built into their
trumpets—every one came to your
notice because of what seemed to be
some indiscretion of the plotters,
didn't it?"</p>
<p>"Why ... why, yes, Your Majesty!"
By this time tomorrow, he would
have a complete set of memories for
each one of them. "You mean, the
indiscretions were deliberate?"</p>
<p>"Your vigilance and loyalty made
it necessary for them to resort to
these fantastic expedients, and your
vigilance defeated them as fast as
they came to your notice. Well, today,
Prince Travann and I struck back. I
may tell you, in confidence, that every
one of the conspirators is dead. Killed
in this afternoon's rioting—which
was incited for that purpose by Prince
Travann."</p>
<p>"Then—— Then there will be no
more plots against your life?" There
was a note of regret in the old man's
voice.</p>
<p>"No more, Your Venerable Highness."</p>
<p>"But—— What did Your Majesty
call me?" he asked incredulously.</p>
<p>"I took the honor of being the first
to address you by your new title,
Prince-Counselor Dorflay."</p>
<p>He left the old man overcome, and
blubbering happily on the shoulder
of the Crown Prince, who winked
at his father out of the screen. Prince
Travann had gotten a couple of fresh
drinks from the robot and handed
one to him when he returned to his
chair.</p>
<p>"He'll be finding the Bench of
Counselors riddled with treason inside
a week," Travann said. "You
handled that just right, though. Another
case of making problems solve
each other."</p>
<p>"You were telling me about a plot
you'd discovered."</p>
<p>"Oh, yes: this is one to top Dorflay's
best efforts. All the voting-bloc
bosses on Odin are in a conspiracy
to start a civil war to give them a
chance to loot the planet. There isn't
a word of truth in it, of course, but
it'll do to arrest and hold them for
a few days, and by that time some of
my undercovers will be in control of
every nonworker vote on the planet.
After all, the Cartels put an end to
competition in every other business;
why not a Voting Cartel, too? Then,
whenever there's an election, we just
advertise for bids."</p>
<p>"Why, that would mean absolute
control——"</p>
<p>"Of the nonworking vote, yes. And
I'll guarantee, personally, that in five
years the politics of Odin will have
become so unbearably corrupt and
abusive that the intellectuals, the
technicians, the business people, even
the nobility, will be flocking to the
polls to vote, and if only half of
them turn out, they'll snow the nonworkers
under. And that'll mean,
eventually, an end to vote-selling, and
the nonworkers'll have to find work.
We'll find it for them."</p>
<p>"Great and frightening changes."
Yorn Travann laughed; he recognized
the phrase. Probably started it himself.
Paul lifted his glass. "To the
Minister of Disturbance!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Your Majesty!" They drank to
each other, and then Yorn Travann
said, "We had a lot of wild dreams,
when we were boys; it looks as
though we're starting to make some
of them come true. You know, when
we were in the University, the students
would never have done what
they did today. They didn't even do
it ten years ago, when Vann Evaratt
was dismissed."</p>
<p>"And Van Evaratt's pupil came
back to Odin and touched this whole
thing off." He thought for a moment.
"I wonder what Faress has, in
that anticipation effect."</p>
<p>"I think I can see what can come
out of it. If he can propagate a wave
that behaves like those micropositos,
we may not have to depend on ships
for communication. We may be
able, some day, to screen Baldur or
Vishnu or Aton or Thor as easily as
you screened Dorflay, up in the mountains."
He thought silently for a moment.
"I don't know whether that
would be good or bad. But it would
be new, and that's what matters.
That's the only thing that matters."</p>
<p>"Flower Festivals," Paul said, and,
when Yorn Travann wanted to know
what he meant, he told him. "When
Princess Olva's Empress, she's going
to curse the name of Klenn Faress.
Flower Festivals, all around the galaxy,
without end."</p>
<h3>THE END</h3>
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<h4>Transcriber's Note & Errata</h4>
<p>The original page numbers from the magazine were retained.</p>
<p>There were 2 instances of 'cooking-robot' and one of 'cooking robot'.</p>
<p>There was one instance of 'patriarchial' on page 11, which was not corrected.</p>
<p>The following typographical errors were corrected:</p>
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