<h2><SPAN name="c10"></SPAN><span>10</span> <br/><span>FRIENDSHIPS IN ENGLAND</span></h2>
<p>Some time early in 1766, a young man named Joseph
Priestley, a dissenting minister and a teacher of classical languages
in Warrington, Lancashire, came to see Franklin to
ask his help for a history of electricity he was writing. Franklin
gladly gave him assistance and told him of his kite experiment
in more detail than he had done to anyone before.</p>
<p>Impressed with Priestley’s scientific talents, he recommended
him to membership in the Royal Society. Priestley more than
fulfilled his expectations. A few years later he would discover
oxygen—calling it by the cumbersome name of “dephlogistated
air.” He also became a lifelong friend of the American
colonies.</p>
<p>Inevitably, the most brilliant scientists in England and the
continent sought Franklin out and, except for a few jealous
ones, were added to the circle of his friendships. Among the
most intimate of these was John Pringle, whom he had met
on his last English trip and who was now Sir John, personal
Physician to England’s Queen. Samuel Johnson’s biographer,
Boswell, once called on Pringle and found him and Franklin
playing chess.</p>
<p>Boswell wrote: “Sir John, though a most worthy man, has
a peculiar sour manner. Franklin again is all jollity and pleasantry.
I said to myself: Here is a prime contrast: acid and
alkali.”</p>
<p>With Pringle, Franklin took a trip to the continent in June
1766. They stayed first in Pyrmont, in what is now West
Germany, a fashionable mineral springs resort. From there
they visited Göttingen, where the Royal Society of Sciences
elected both to membership. They met Rudolf Erich Raspe,
narrator of the famous tall tales of the adventures of Baron
Münchausen. In their turn, Pringle and Franklin entertained
their new friends with stories about the giant Patagonians of
South America, which neither of them had of course ever
seen. When Franklin later read the newspaper accounts of
their voyage, he noted with amusement that the Patagonians
had grown even taller in the hands of the press.</p>
<p>A letter was waiting for him in London from Debby, saying
that Sally wanted his consent to marry a young man named
Richard Bache. Franklin was too far away to judge the merits
of her suitor: “I can only say that if he proves a good husband
to her, and a good son to me, he shall find me as good a father
as I can be,” he wrote. The marriage took place in October
1767. The ships in the harbor in Philadelphia ran up their flags
to celebrate the wedding of the daughter of their most famous
citizen.</p>
<p>The ministry of Lord Rockingham, in which Franklin had
such confidence, toppled while he was in Germany. The King
and William Pitt, now Lord Chatham, set up a coalition
cabinet. Pitt, still a good friend of the American colonies, soon
fell violently ill, during which time the reins of the government
were seized by Charles Townshend, chancellor of the
exchequer.</p>
<p>Townshend considered the whole colonial uproar over taxes
“perfect nonsense.” Since the Americans had balked at the
<i>internal</i> Stamp Tax, he resolved to let them pay <i>external</i> taxes,
in the form of import duties on glass, lead, paper, paints—and
tea.</p>
<p>By the Townshend Acts, duties were to be collected by
English revenue officers. The acts violated the time-honored
right of trial by jury; those accused of ignoring the revenue
laws were to be tried in the admiralty courts without a jury.
As an added insult, the revenue collected was to be used for
the salaries of royal governors and judges who previously had
been paid by the Assemblies and thus subject to some colonial
control.</p>
<p>Franklin foresaw grave danger ahead. The Americans
would not accept these harsh measures. “Every act of oppression
will sour their tempers,” he wrote Lord Kames, “lessen
greatly—if not annihilate ... the profits of your commerce
with them, and hasten their final revolt; for the seeds of liberty
are universally found there, and nothing can eradicate them.”
He felt that the colonists’ affection for Britain was such that
“if cultivated prudently” they might be easily governed “without
force or any considerable expense.” But he did not see “a
sufficient quantity of the wisdom that is necessary to produce
such a conduct.”</p>
<p>The lack of “a sufficient quantity of the wisdom” on the
part of Parliament and the ministry was almost daily becoming
more obvious to him. Still he continued his course of education
and propaganda and persuasion, and of meeting with men
in the government whom he hoped to influence. Many listened
to him. The young and wealthy Earl of Shelburne, Secretary
of State for the Colonies, became his close friend. In recognition
of his usefulness to his country, in 1768 he was chosen
agent for Georgia; in 1769, for New Jersey; and in 1770, for
Massachusetts.</p>
<p>Nearly every year he took a trip from London for his
health and to refresh his mind. In the fall of 1767, he made his
first visit to France, again in the company of his “steady, good
friend,” Sir John Pringle. As a loyal subject of an England
frequently at war with France, he was prejudiced in advance
against “that intriguing nation,” as he called it. Even this first
short visit led him to reverse his opinion.</p>
<p>“It seems to be a point settled here universally that strangers
are to be treated with respect,” he wrote Polly Stevenson.
“Why don’t we practise this urbanity to Frenchmen? Why
should they be allowed to outdo us in anything?” Already he
was adopting French fashions. “I had not been here six days
before my tailor and peruquier [wig maker] had transformed
me into a Frenchman. Only think what a figure I make in a
little bag-wig and naked ears! They told me I was become
twenty years younger, and looked very <i>galant</i>.”</p>
<p>In French scientific circles, his name was legendary. Scientists
bragged that they were <i>Franklinistes</i>, a word they had
coined. Thomas d’Alibard, the first to draw electricity from
the skies, entertained him royally. At Versailles, he and Sir
John were presented to Louis XV, whose praise of his electrical
experiments Franklin could hardly have forgotten, and
whom he found “a handsome man, has a very lively look, and
appears younger than he is.”</p>
<p>The King “talked a good deal to Sir John,” he wrote Polly,
“asking many questions about our royal family; and did me
too the honour of taking some notice of me. That’s saying
enough, for I would not have you think me so much pleased
with this king and queen as to have a whit less regard than I
used to have for ours.” “Our king” to him was still George III.</p>
<p>He thought Versailles badly kept up in spite of its splendor
but was impressed with the way drinking water was kept pure
by filtering it through cisterns filled with sand.</p>
<p>It seemed as though every time he turned his back to
London there were changes in the ministry. Townshend, who
had done more than any man before him to turn the Americans
into revolutionists, died in September 1767. He was succeeded
by the Tory, Lord North, a pompous thick-lipped personage,
who had neither the will nor the desire to improve colonial
relations. William Pitt’s health was still poor. He collapsed in
1768 in the House of Lords, in the midst of a fiery attack on
his government’s American policies. In the same year, the
pleasant Lord Shelburne was succeeded by the Earl of Hillsborough,
a master of hypocrisy in Franklin’s estimation, as
Secretary of State for the Colonies.</p>
<p>In America, the Massachusetts Assembly sent a letter to
other colony assemblies, proposing united opposition to the
Townshend Acts. Hillsborough demanded that they rescind
their action or dissolve. The Assembly refused, and was
backed by the other colonies. In October 1768, the British
sent eight ships of war to try to compel Boston to pay the
import taxes. Other ships followed. By one estimate the extra
military expenses that year were five thousand times the
amount which the Townshend Acts produced in revenue.
Franklin had judged their stupidity rightly.</p>
<p>In the midst of the American protests against these acts, he
was entertained by the Lord Chancellor Lord Bathurst and
Lady Bathurst. He brought them a gift of American nuts and
apples. With an irony that his lordship could not have missed,
he prayed them to accept his present “as a tribute from the
country, small indeed but voluntary.” The nuts and apples
had come from Debby, who also sent him such American
products as corn meal, buckwheat flour, cranberries and dried
peaches.</p>
<p>That year young Christian VII of Denmark visited England,
and insisted that Franklin dine with him at St. James. He
would not have been human had he not recalled the proverb
of Solomon which his father had so frequently quoted in his
childhood. Now he had not only stood before one king,
Louis XV, he had sat down with a second. There would be
others.</p>
<p>The English tried for two more years to make the colonists
pay duties they did not want to pay. At last, on March 5,
1770, Parliament voted unanimously to repeal all of them but
the tax on tea. Franklin commented dryly that repealing only
part of the duties was as bad surgery as to leave splinters in a
wound “which must prevent its healing.” In Boston on that
same day a squad of British soldiers fired into a crowd which
had been pelting them with snowballs—killing five and wounding
six. The “Boston Massacre” became a <i>cause célèbre</i>.
Bloodshed had been added to the other colony grievances.</p>
<p>The next summer Franklin visited Ireland. In Dublin, he
attended two sessions of the Irish Parliament. The Speaker
introduced him as “an American gentleman of distinguished
character and merit,” and he was given a place of honor. He
noted that the Irish Parliamentarians were more cordial than
their English counterparts, but was too astute not to realize
they did not really represent their own people. Ireland, like
America, had suffered under British oppressive measures, but
more intensely and longer. The appalling misery of the Irish
people was a moral lesson to him. He foresaw that if the colonists
did not continue to insist on their rights, they would
suffer the same wretched fate.</p>
<p>Sally’s husband, Richard Bache, came to England that fall
to meet his famous father-in-law. Bache had set his heart on
getting a political appointment and had brought a thousand
pounds in case he would have to pay for it. Even members of
the House of Commons bought their posts, a practice which
was responsible for much of the corruption and inefficiency
of the government. Franklin advised his son-in-law to stay
clear of politics.</p>
<p>“Invest your money in merchandise. Start a store in Philadelphia.
You will be independent and less subject to the
caprices of superiors.”</p>
<p>Bache followed this advice and within a few years was one
of Pennsylvania’s most respected merchants.</p>
<p>That year Lord Hillsborough, with whom Franklin’s relations
had been only outwardly civil, was succeeded by Lord
Dartmouth, whom he liked. Again his hopes were raised for a
cessation of hostilities. In truth, the ministry and Parliament
had never treated him more cordially.</p>
<p>“As to my situation here,” he wrote his son on August
19, 1772, “nothing can be more agreeable ... a general respect
paid me by the learned, a number of friends and
acquaintances among them with whom I have a pleasing intercourse
... my company so much desired that I seldom dine
at home in winter and could spend the whole summer in the
country houses of inviting friends if I chose it.... The king
too has lately been heard to speak of me with great regard.”
In a postscript he mentioned that the French Royal Academy
had chosen him a foreign member, of which there were only
eight.</p>
<p>His Craven Street family was now enlarged to include his
grandson William Temple Franklin, and a distant English
cousin named Sally Franklin who was, like his daughter, an
eager young girl “nimble-footed and willing to run errands
and wait upon me.” Mrs. Stevenson continued to pamper him
and nurse him during his spells of gout. Polly, for whom he
always had great affection, was married to a young doctor,
William Hewson. The young couple had been living with
their mother since 1770.</p>
<p>There were several weeks when Mrs. Stevenson was away,
leaving Polly in charge. To amuse them, Franklin composed a
newspaper, the <i>Craven Street Gazette</i>, reporting the daily
household happenings as though they were world events. In
this sheet, Mrs. Stevenson was “Queen Margaret,” Sally was
“first maid of honor,” Polly and her husband were “Lord and
Lady Hewson,” while he referred to himself as the “Great
Person”—“so called from his enormous size.”</p>
<p>When Debby wrote him of the cleverness of his grandson
Benjamin Franklin Bache, born in August 1769, Franklin responded
with anecdotes about Polly’s first boy, whose godfather
he was.</p>
<p>Wherever he was, a rich family life was as essential to his
happiness as food. Among his close friends was Jonathan Shipley,
bishop of St. Asaph, at Twyford. “I now breathe with
reluctance the smoke of London, when I think of the sweet
air of Twyford,” he wrote after a visit there in June 1771.</p>
<p>The bishop had five daughters and a son, and Franklin more
or less adopted them all. To the Shipley girls he presented a
gray squirrel which Debby had sent. They were thrilled with
Skugg, as they named him. One day the squirrel escaped from
his cage and was killed by a dog. The children buried him in
their garden and Franklin composed his epitaph:</p>
<div class="verse">
<p class="t0">Here Skugg</p>
<p class="t0">Lies snug</p>
<p class="t0">As a bug</p>
<p class="t0">In a rug.</p>
</div>
<p>At the Shipleys he wrote the first part of his famous <i>Autobiography</i>
in the form of a letter to William.</p>
<p>Another of his intimates was Lord Le Despencer, former
chancellor of the exchequer, who in his youth was reputedly
the “wickedest man in England.” Franklin found him a delightful
companion and often stayed at his country place at
Wycombe. “I am in this house,” he wrote William, “as much
at my ease as if it was my own; and the gardens are a paradise.
But a pleasanter thing is the kind countenance, the facetious
and very intelligent conversation of mine host.” With Lord
Le Despencer, the alleged “rake,” he wrote an <i>Abridgement
of the Book of Common Prayer</i>, published in 1773.</p>
<p>He was a frequent guest of Lord Shelburne, whose vast
wooded estate was also at Wycombe. One windy day he
gravely told the other visitors that he could quiet the waves
on a small stream on the grounds. Ignoring their skeptical
looks, he walked upstream, made some mysterious passes over
the water, and waved his cane three times in the air. As he
had prophesied, the waves quieted down and the stream became
smooth as a mirror. His companions could not conceal
their astonishment.</p>
<p>Later he satisfied their curiosity. There was oil in the hollow
joint of his cane. A few drops of it spread in a thin film
over the water and caused the seeming miracle.</p>
<p>Back of this trick was a great deal of serious study on the
effects of pouring oil on troubled waters. In his youth he had
read in Pliny how sailors of ancient Greece had smoothed a
choppy sea in this manner. On one of his ocean crossings an
old sea captain told him that Bermuda fishermen poured oil
on rough waters so they could see the fish strike. Subsequently,
he had made his own experiments, finding that one
teaspoon of oil would calm a pond several yards across.</p>
<p>If such a minute bit of oil would still a pond, would not
several barrels of oil level out the surf, making it possible for
boats to land with less danger? He tried out this theory the
next year at Portsmouth, England. With a local sea captain he
took off on a barge one windy day, sprinkling oil on the waves
from a large stone bottle. The experiment was only partially
successful. Oil did not diminish the height or force of the surf
on the shore, but he had the satisfaction of seeing that where
the oil had spread, the surface of the water was not wrinkled
by smaller waves or whitecaps.</p>
<p>His scientific and cultural interests were as varied as life
itself. He was in turn occupied with the nature of mastodon
tusks and teeth which a friend sent to London, with the transit
of Venus, the causes of lead poisoning, population increase,
geology, salt mines, Scottish tunes, whirlwinds and water-spouts,
and the science of phonetics—the need of reforms to
reduce the “disorderly confusion in English spelling”—and the
curious fact that flies apparently drowned in a bottle of Madeira
wine might sometimes be brought back to life.</p>
<p>His observations on all these matters were published in
<i>Letters on Philosophical Subjects</i>, and added to the fourth edition
of “Experiments and Observations on Electricity.” Barbeu
Dubourg, a Parisian printer, issued a French translation in
two handsome volumes, which included “The Way to Wealth,”
under the French title, “<i>Le Moyen de s’Enricher</i>.”</p>
<p>Philadelphia, wrote Dubourg in his preface, was founded in
the midst of the savages of America by William Penn, a man
wiser than the Spartan hero Lycurgus. In less than a century
the city had gone far beyond the ancient world in the practice
of the purest virtues and the most useful arts. Benjamin
Franklin, scientist, statesman, and sage, had now brought this
heroic age to troubled Europe.</p>
<p>The legend of Benjamin Franklin, which would mount to
greater heights in France than anywhere else in the world,
was already in the making.</p>
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