<h2>CHAPTER V.</h2>
<h3>HIS SIMPLICITY.</h3>
<p>Political definitions have undergone some curious
changes in this country since the beginning of the
present century. In the year 1801, Thomas Jefferson
was the first "republican" President of the United
States, as the term was then defined. Sixty years later,
Abraham Lincoln was hailed as our first Republican
President. The Sage of Monticello was, indeed, the
first to introduce at the Executive Mansion a genuine
republican code of social and official etiquette. It
was a wide departure from the ceremonial and showy
observances for which Hamilton, his great rival, had so
long contended, and which were peculiarly distasteful to
the hardy freemen of the new Republic.</p>
<p>Mr. Lincoln profoundly admired the Virginian. Nothing
in the career or the policy of Jefferson was nearer
his heart than the homely and healthful republicanism
implied in the term "Jeffersonian simplicity." While
Mr. Lincoln occupied the White House, his intercourse
with his fellow-citizens was fashioned after the Jeffersonian
idea. He believed that there should be the
utmost freedom of intercourse between the people and
their President. Jefferson had the truly republican idea<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[81]</SPAN></span>
that he was the servant of the people, not their master.
That was Lincoln's idea also. Jefferson welcomed to
the White House the humble mechanic and the haughty
aristocrat with the same unaffected cordiality. Mr.
Lincoln did the same. "There is no smell of royalty
about this establishment," was a jocular expression which
I have heard Mr. Lincoln use many times; and it was
thoroughly characteristic of the man.</p>
<p>"Lincolnian simplicity" was, in fact, an improvement
on the code of his illustrious predecessor. The doors of
the White House were always open. Mr. Lincoln was
always ready to greet visitors, no matter what their rank
or calling,—to hear their complaints, their petitions, or
their suggestions touching the conduct of public affairs.
The ease with which he could be approached vastly
increased his labor. It also led to many scenes at the
White House that were strangely amusing and sometimes
dramatic.</p>
<p>Early in the year 1865, certain influential citizens of
Missouri, then in Washington, held a meeting to consider
the disturbed state of the border counties, and to
formulate a plan for securing Executive interference in
behalf of their oppressed fellow-citizens. They "where-ased"
and "resolved" at great length, and finally
appointed a committee charged with the duty of visiting
Mr. Lincoln, of stating their grievances, and of demanding
the removal of General Fisk and the appointment of
Gen. John B. McPherson in his place. The committee
consisted of an ex-governor and several able and earnest<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[82]</SPAN></span>
gentlemen deeply impressed with the importance of their
mission.</p>
<p>They entered the White House with some trepidation.
It was at a critical period of the war, and they supposed
it would be difficult to get the ear of the President.
Grant was on the march to Richmond, and Sherman's
army was returning from the sea. The committee knew
that Mr. Lincoln would be engaged in considering the
momentous events then developing, and they were therefore
greatly surprised to find the doors thrown open to
them. They were cordially invited to enter Mr. Lincoln's
office.</p>
<p>The ex-governor took the floor in behalf of the oppressed
Missourians. He first presented the case of a
certain lieutenant, who was described as a very lonely
Missourian, an orphan, his family and relatives having
joined the Confederate army. Through evil reports
and the machinations of enemies this orphan had got
into trouble. Among other things the orator described
the orphan's arrest, his trial and conviction on the
charge of embezzling the money of the government; and
he made a moving appeal to the President for a reopening
of the case and the restoration of the abused man to
his rank and pay in the army. The papers in the case
were handed to Mr. Lincoln, and he was asked to
examine them for himself.</p>
<p>The bulky package looked formidable. Mr. Lincoln
took it up and began reading aloud: "Whereas, conduct
unbecoming an officer and a gentleman"—"Whereas,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[83]</SPAN></span>
without resentment the said lieutenant received a letter
from a man named ——, stating that the President must
be a negro;" and "Whereas, the said lieutenant corruptly
received while an officer on duty, from a man in ——,
the sum of forty dollars—"</p>
<p>"Stop there!" exclaimed the lieutenant, who was at
that moment behind the ex-governor's chair. "Why,
Mr. Lincoln—beg pardon—Mr. President, it wa'n't but
thirty dollars."</p>
<p>"Yes," said the governor, "that charge, Mr. President,
is clearly wrong. It was only thirty dollars, as we can
prove."</p>
<p>"Governor," said Mr. Lincoln, who was by this time
thoroughly amused, but grave as a judge, "that reminds
me of a man in Indiana, who was in a battle of words
with a neighbor. One charged that the other's daughter
had three illegitimate children. 'Now,' said the man
whose family was so outrageously scandalized, 'that's a
lie, and I can prove it, for she only has two.' This case
is no better. Whether the amount was thirty dollars or
thirty thousand dollars, the culpability is the same."
Then, after reading a little further, he said: "I believe I
will leave this case where it was left by the officers who
tried it."</p>
<p>The ex-governor next presented a very novel case.
With the most solemn deliberation he began: "Mr.
President, I want to call your attention to the case of
Betsy Ann Dougherty,—a good woman. She lived in —— County,
and did my washing for a long time. Her<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[84]</SPAN></span>
husband went off and joined the rebel army, and I wish
you would give her a protection paper." The solemnity
of this appeal struck Mr. Lincoln as uncommonly
ridiculous.</p>
<p>The two men looked at each other,—the governor
desperately in earnest, and the President masking his
humor behind the gravest exterior. At last Mr. Lincoln
asked with inimitable gravity, "Was Betsy Ann a good
washerwoman?"</p>
<p>"Oh, yes, sir; she was indeed."</p>
<p>"Was your Betsy Ann an obliging woman?"</p>
<p>"Yes, she was certainly very kind," responded the
governor, soberly.</p>
<p>"Could she do other things than wash?" continued
Mr. Lincoln, with the same portentous gravity.</p>
<p>"Oh, yes; she was very kind—very."</p>
<p>"Where is Betsy Ann?"</p>
<p>"She is now in New York, and wants to come back
to Missouri; but she is afraid of banishment."</p>
<p>"Is anybody meddling with her?"</p>
<p>"No; but she is afraid to come back unless you will
give her a protection paper."</p>
<p>Thereupon Mr. Lincoln wrote on a visiting card the
following:—</p>
<blockquote><p>Let Betsy Ann Dougherty alone as long as she behaves
herself.</p>
<p class="signature2">
<span class="smcap">A. Lincoln.</span></p>
</blockquote>
<p>He handed this card to her advocate, saying, "Give
this to Betsy Ann."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[85]</SPAN></span>"But, Mr. President, couldn't you write a few words
to the officers that would insure her protection?"</p>
<p>"No," said Mr. Lincoln, "officers have no time now
to read letters. Tell Betsy Ann to put a string in this
card and hang it round her neck. When the officers
see this, they will keep their hands off your Betsy Ann."</p>
<p>A critical observer of this ludicrous scene could not
fail to see that Mr. Lincoln was seeking needed relaxation
from overburdening cares, relief from the severe mental
strain he was daily undergoing. By giving attention to
mirth-provoking trifles along with matters of serious
concern, he found needed diversion. We can never
know how much the country profited by the humor-loving
nature of this wonderful man.</p>
<p>After patiently hearing all the Missouri committee had
to say, and giving them the best assurances circumstances
would allow, he dismissed them from his presence,
enjoyed a hearty laugh, and then relapsed into his
accustomed melancholy, contemplative mood, as if looking
for something else,—looking for the end. He sat
for a time at his desk thinking, then turning to me he
said: "This case of our old friend, the governor, and
his Betsy Ann, is a fair sample of the trifles I am constantly
asked to give my attention to. I wish I had
no more serious questions to deal with. If there were
more Betsy Anns and fewer fellows like her husband, we
should be better off. She seems to have laundered the
governor to his full satisfaction, but I am sorry she
didn't keep her husband washed cleaner."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[86]</SPAN></span>Mr. Lincoln was by nature singularly merciful. The
ease with which he could be reached by persons who
might profit by his clemency gave rise to many notable
scenes in the White House during the war.</p>
<p>Mr. Wheeler tells of a young man who had been convicted
by a military court of sleeping at his post,—a
grave offence, for which he had been sentenced to death.
He was but nineteen years of age, and the only son of a
widowed mother. He had suffered greatly with homesickness,
and overpowered at night with cold and watching,
was overcome by sleep. He had always been an
honest, faithful, temperate soldier. His comrades telegraphed
his mother of his fate. She at once went to
Orlando Kellogg, whose kind heart promptly responded
to her request, and he left for Washington by the first
train. He arrived in that city at midnight. The boy
was to be executed on the afternoon of the next day.
With the aid of his friend, Mr. Wheeler, he passed the
military guard about the White House and reached the
doorkeeper, who, when he knew Mr. Kellogg's errand,
took him to Mr. Lincoln's sleeping-room. Arousing Mr.
Lincoln, Mr. Kellogg made known the emergency in a
few words. Without stopping to dress, the President
went to another room and awakened a messenger. Then
sitting down, still in undress, he wrote a telegram to the
officer commanding at Yorktown to suspend the execution
of the boy until further orders. The telegram
was sent at once to the War Department, with directions
to the messenger to remain until an answer was received.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[87]</SPAN></span>
Getting uneasy at the seeming delay, Mr. Lincoln dressed,
went to the Department, and remained until the receipt
of his telegram was acknowledged. Then turning to
Kellogg, with trembling voice he said, "Now you just
telegraph that mother that her boy is safe, and I will go
home and go to bed. I guess we shall all sleep better
for this night's work."</p>
<p>A somewhat similar proof of Mr. Lincoln's mercy is the
story told of a very young man living in one of the southern
counties of Kentucky, who had been enticed into the
rebel army. After remaining with it in Tennessee a few
months he became disgusted or weary, and managed to
make his way back to his home. Soon after his arrival,
some of the military stationed in the town heard of his
return and arrested him as a rebel spy, and, after a military
trial, he was condemned to be hanged. His family
was overwhelmed with distress and horror. Mr. Lincoln
was seen by one of his friends from Kentucky, who
explained his errand and asked for mercy. "Oh, yes, I
understand; some one has been crying, and worked
upon your feelings, and you have come here to work on
mine."</p>
<p>His friend then went more into detail, and assured
him of his belief in the truth of the story. After some
deliberation, Mr. Lincoln, evidently scarcely more than
half convinced, but still preferring to err on the side of
mercy, replied: "If a man had more than one life, I
think a little hanging would not hurt this one; but after
he is once dead we cannot bring him back, no matter<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[88]</SPAN></span>
how sorry we may be; so the boy shall be pardoned."
And a reprieve was given on the spot.</p>
<p>The following incident will illustrate another phase of
Mr. Lincoln's character. A man who was then in jail at
Newburyport, Mass., as a convicted slave-trader, and
who had been fined one thousand dollars and sentenced
to imprisonment for five years, petitioned for a pardon.
The petition was accompanied by a letter to the Hon.
John B. Alley, a member of Congress from Lynn, Mass.
Mr. Alley presented the papers to the President, with a
letter from the prisoner acknowledging his guilt and the
justice of his sentence. He had served out the term of
sentence of imprisonment, but was still held on account
of the fine not being paid. Mr. Lincoln was much
moved by the pathetic appeal. He then, after pausing
some time, said to Mr. Alley: "My friend, this appeal
is very touching to my feelings, and no one knows my
weakness better than you. It is, if possible, to be too
easily moved by appeals for mercy; and I must say that
if this man had been guilty of the foulest murder that
the arm of man could perpetrate, I might forgive him on
such an appeal. But the man who could go to Africa
and rob her of her children, and then sell them into
interminable bondage, with no other motive than that
which is furnished by dollars and cents, is so much worse
than the most depraved murderer that he can never
receive pardon at my hand. No, sir; he may stay in
jail forever before he shall have liberty by any act of
mine."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[89]</SPAN></span>After the war had been fairly inaugurated, and several
battles had been fought, a lady from Alexandria visited
Mr. Lincoln, and importuned him to give an order for
the release of a certain church in that place which had
been seized and used as a hospital. He asked and was
told the name of the church, and that there were but
three or four wounded persons occupying it, and that the
inhabitants wanted it to worship in. Mr. Lincoln asked
her if she had applied to the post surgeon at Alexandria
to give it up. She answered that she had, and that she
could do nothing with him. "Well, madam," said he,
"that is an end of it then. We put him there to attend
to just such business, and it is reasonable to suppose that
he knows better what should be done under the circumstances
than I do."</p>
<p>More for the purpose of testing the sentiments of this
visitor than for any other reason, Mr. Lincoln said:
"You say you live in Alexandria. How much would
you be willing to subscribe towards building a hospital
there?"</p>
<p>She replied: "You may be aware, Mr. Lincoln, that
our property has been very much embarrassed by the
war, and I could not afford to give much for such a
purpose."</p>
<p>"Yes," said Mr. Lincoln, "and this war is not over
yet; and I expect we shall have another fight soon, and
that church may be very useful as a hospital in which to
nurse our poor wounded soldiers. It is my candid
opinion that God wants that church for our wounded fellows.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[90]</SPAN></span>
So, madam, you will excuse me. I can do nothing
for you."</p>
<p>Afterward, in speaking of this incident, Mr. Lincoln
said that the lady as a representative of her class in
Alexandria reminded him of the story of the young man
who had an aged father and mother owning considerable
property. The young man being an only son, and believing
that the old people had lived out their usefulness,
assassinated them both. He was accused, tried, and
convicted of the murder. When the judge came to pass
sentence upon him, and called upon him to give any
reason he might have why the sentence of death should
not be passed upon him, he with great promptness replied
that he hoped the court would be lenient upon him
because he was a poor orphan!</p>
<p>Two ladies from Tennessee called at the White House
one day, and begged Mr. Lincoln to release their husbands,
who were rebel prisoners at Johnson's Island.
One of the fair petitioners urged as a reason for the
liberation of her husband that he was a very religious
man; and she rang the changes on this pious plea <i>ad
nauseam</i>. "Madam," said Mr. Lincoln, "you say your
husband is a religious man. Perhaps I am not a good
judge of such matters, but in my opinion the religion
that makes men rebel and fight against their government
is not the genuine article; nor is the religion the right
sort which reconciles them to the idea of eating their
bread in the sweat of other men's faces. It is not the
kind to get to heaven on." After another interview,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[91]</SPAN></span>
however, the order of release was made,—Mr. Lincoln
remarking, with impressive solemnity, that he would
expect the ladies to subdue the rebellious spirit of their
husbands, and to that end he thought it would be well
to reform their religion. "True patriotism," said he,
"is better than the wrong kind of piety."</p>
<p>This is in keeping with a significant remark made
by him to a clergyman, in the early days of the war.
"Let us have faith, Mr. President," said the minister,
"that the Lord is on our side in this great struggle."
Mr. Lincoln quietly answered: "I am not at all concerned
about that, for I know that the Lord is always
on the side of the right; but it is my constant anxiety
and prayer that I and this nation may be on the Lord's
side."</p>
<p>Clergymen were always welcomed by Mr. Lincoln at
the White House with the respectful courtesy due to
their sacred calling. During the progress of the war,
and especially in its earlier stages, he was visited almost
daily by reverend gentlemen, sometimes as single visitors,
but more frequently in delegations. He was a
patient listener to the words of congratulation, counsel,
admonition, exhortation, and sometimes reproof, which
fell from the lips of his pious callers, and generally these
interviews were entertaining and agreeable on both sides.
It sometimes happened, however, that these visits were
painfully embarrassing to the President. One delegation,
for example, would urge with importunate zeal a
strict observance of the Sabbath day by the army; others<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[92]</SPAN></span>
would insist upon a speedy proclamation of emancipation;
while some recounted the manifold errors of commanding
generals, complained of the tardy action of the
government in critical emergencies, and proposed sweeping
changes of policy in the conduct of the war.</p>
<p>There was scarcely a day when there were not several
delegations of this kind to visit him, and a great deal of
the President's valuable time was employed in this unimportant
manner. One day he was asked by one of these
self-constituted mentors, how many men the rebels had
in the field? Mr. Lincoln promptly but seriously answered,
"Twelve hundred thousand, according to the
best authority." His listeners looked aghast. "Good
heavens!" they exclaimed in astonishment. "Yes, sir;
twelve hundred thousand, no doubt of it. You see, all
of our generals when they get whipped say the enemy
outnumbers them from three or five to one, and I must
believe them. We have four hundred thousand men in
the field, and three times four make twelve,—don't you
see it? It is as plain to be seen as the nose on a man's
face; and at the rate things are now going, with the
great amount of speculation and the small crop of fighting,
it will take a long time to overcome twelve hundred
thousand rebels in arms. If they can get subsistence
they have everything else, except a just cause. Yet it is
said that 'thrice is he armed that hath his quarrel just.'
I am willing, however, to risk our advantage of thrice in
justice against their thrice in numbers."</p>
<p>On but one occasion that I can now recall was Mr.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[93]</SPAN></span>
Lincoln's habitual good humor visibly overtaxed by these
well-meaning but impatient advisers. A committee of
clergymen from the West called one day; and the
spokesman, fired with uncontrollable zeal, poured forth a
lecture which was fault-finding in tone from beginning to
end. It was delivered with much energy, and the shortcomings
of the Administration were rehearsed with painful
directness. The reverend orator made some keen
thrusts, which evoked hearty applause from other gentlemen
of the committee.</p>
<p>Mr. Lincoln's reply was a notable one. With unusual
animation, he said: "Gentlemen, suppose all the property
you possess were in gold, and you had placed it in
the hands of Blondin to carry across the Niagara River
on a rope. With slow, cautious, steady step he walks
the rope, bearing your all. Would you shake the cable,
and keep shouting to him, 'Blondin! stand up a little
straighter! Blondin! stoop a little more; go a little
faster; lean more to the south! Now lean a little more
to the north!'—would that be your behavior in such an
emergency? No; you would hold your breath, every
one of you, as well as your tongues. You would keep
your hands off until he was safe on the other side. This
government, gentlemen, is carrying an immense weight;
untold treasures are in its hands. The persons managing
the ship of state in this storm are doing the best
they can. Don't worry them with needless warnings and
complaints. Keep silence, be patient, and we will get
you safe across. Good day, gentlemen. I have other
duties pressing upon me that must be attended to."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[94]</SPAN></span>This incident made Mr. Lincoln a little shy of
preachers for a time. "But the latch-string is out,"
said he, "and they have the right to come here and
preach to me if they will go about it with some gentleness
and moderation." He firmly believed that—</p>
<div class="poem">
<span class="i0">"To speak his thoughts is every freeman's right,</span><br/>
<span class="i0">In peace and war, in council and in fight."</span></div>
<p>And from this republican idea he would suffer not the
slightest departure while he was President.</p>
<p>Soon after the affair just described, a man of remarkable
appearance presented himself at the White House
and requested an audience with Mr. Lincoln. He was
a large, fleshy man, of a stern but homely countenance,
and of a solemn and dignified carriage. He was dressed
in a neatly-fitting swallow-tailed coat, ruffled shirt of
faultless fabric, white cravat, and orange-colored gloves.
An immense fob chain, to which was attached a huge
topaz seal, swung from his watch-pocket, and he carried
a large gold-headed cane. His whole appearance was
that of a man of great intellect, of stern qualities, of
strong piety, and of dignified uncomeliness. He looked
in every way like a minister of the gospel, whose vigorous
mind was bent on godly themes, and whose present
purpose was to discourse to Mr. Lincoln on matters of
grave import.</p>
<p>"I am in for it now," thought the President. "This
pious man means business. He is no common preacher.
Evidently his gloomy mind is big with a scheme of no
ordinary kind."</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[95]</SPAN></span>The ceremony of introduction was unusually formal,
and the few words of conversation that followed were
constrained. The good man spoke with great deliberation,
as if feeling his way cautiously; but the evident
restraint which his manner imposed upon Mr. Lincoln
seemed not to please him. The sequel was amazing.</p>
<p>Quitting his chair, the portly visitor extended his
hand to Mr. Lincoln, saying as the latter rose and confronted
him: "Well, Mr. President, I have no business
with you, none whatever. I was at the Chicago convention
as a friend of Mr. Seward. I have watched you
narrowly ever since your inauguration, and I called
merely to pay my respects. What I want to say is this:
I think you are doing everything for the good of the
country that is in the power of man to do. You are on
the right track. As one of your constituents I now say
to you, do in future as you damn please, and I will support
you!" This was spoken with tremendous effect.</p>
<p>"Why," said Mr. Lincoln in great astonishment, "I
took you to be a preacher. I thought you had come
here to tell me how to take Richmond," and he again
grasped the hand of his strange visitor. Accurate and
penetrating as Mr. Lincoln's judgment was concerning
men, for once he had been wholly mistaken. The scene
was comical in the extreme. The two men stood gazing
at each other. A smile broke from the lips of the
solemn wag and rippled over the wide expanse of his
homely face like sunlight overspreading a continent, and
Mr. Lincoln was convulsed with laughter.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[96]</SPAN></span>"Sit down, my friend," said the President; "sit down.
I am delighted to see you. Lunch with us to-day. Yes,
you must stay and lunch with us, my friend, for I have
not seen enough of you yet."</p>
<p>The stranger did lunch with Mr. Lincoln that day.
He was a man of rare and racy humor,—and the good
cheer, the fun, the wit, the anecdotes and sparkling conversation
that enlivened the scene was the work of two
of the most original characters ever seen in the White
House.</p>
<p>Shortly after the election of Mr. Lincoln, I talked
with him earnestly about the habits, manners, customs,
and style of the people with whom he had now to
associate, and the difference between his present surroundings
and those of his Illinois life, and wherein his
plain, practical, common-sense actions differed from the
polite, graceful, and elegant bearing of the cultivated
diplomat and cultured gentlemen of polite society.
Thanks to his confidence in my friendship and his affectionate
forbearance with me, he would listen to me with
the most attentive interest, always evincing the strongest
desire to correct anything in which he failed to be and
appear like the people with whom he acted; for it was
one of the cardinal traits of his character to be like, of,
and for the people, whether in exalted or humble life.</p>
<p>A New Hampshire lady having presented to him a
soft felt hat of her own manufacture, he was at a loss
what to do on his arrival in Washington, as the felt hat
seemed unbecoming for a President-elect. He therefore<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[97]</SPAN></span>
said to me: "Hill, this hat of mine won't do. It
is a felt one, and I have been uncomfortable in it ever
since we left Harrisburg. Give me that plug of yours,
until you can go out in the city and buy one either for
yourself or for me. I think your hat is about the style.
I may have to do some trotting around soon, and if I
can't feel natural with a different hat, I may at least look
respectable in it."</p>
<p>I went to a store near by and purchased a hat, and by
the ironing process soon had it shaped to my satisfaction;
and I must say that when Mr. Lincoln put it on, he
looked more presentable and more like a President than
I had ever seen him. He had very defective taste in
the choice of hats, the item of dress that does more
than any other for the improvement of one's personal
appearance.</p>
<p>After the hat reform, I think Mr. Lincoln still suffered
much annoyance from the tyranny of fashion in the
matter of gloves. His hat for years served the double
purpose of an ornamental head-gear and a kind of office
or receptacle for his private papers and memoranda.
But the necessity to wear gloves he regarded as an affliction,
a violation of the statute against "cruelty to
animals." Many amusing stories could be told of Mr.
Lincoln and his gloves. At about the time of his third
reception he had on a tight-fitting pair of white kids,
which he had with difficulty got on. He saw approaching
in the distance an old Illinois friend named Simpson,
whom he welcomed with a genuine Sangamon County<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[98]</SPAN></span>
shake, which resulted in bursting his white-kid glove
with an audible sound. Then raising his brawny hand
up before him, looking at it with an indescribable expression,
he said,—while the whole procession was
checked, witnessing this scene,—"Well, my old friend,
this is a general bustification. You and I were never
intended to wear these things. If they were stronger
they might do well enough to keep out the cold, but
they are a failure to shake hands with between old
friends like us. Stand aside, Captain, and I'll see you
shortly." The procession then advanced. Simpson
stood aside, and after the unwelcome pageantry was terminated,
he rejoined his old Illinois friend in familiar
intercourse.</p>
<p>Mr. Lincoln was always delighted to see his Western
friends, and always gave them a cordial welcome; and
when the proprieties justified it, he met them on the old
familiar footing, entertaining them with anecdotes in
unrestrained, free-and-easy conversation. He never
spoke of himself as President,—always referred to his
office as "this place;" would often say to an old friend,
"Call me Lincoln: 'Mr. President' is entirely too
formal for us." Shortly after the first inauguration, an
old and respected friend accompanied by his wife
visited Washington, and as a matter of course paid their
respects to the President and his family, having been on
intimate social terms with them for many years. It was
proposed that at a certain time Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln
should call at the hotel where they were stopping and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[99]</SPAN></span>
take them out for a ride in the Presidential carriage,—a
gorgeous and grandly caparisoned coach, the like of
which the visitors had seldom seen before that time. As
close as the intimacy was, the two men had never seen
each other with gloves on in their lives, except as a
protection from the cold. Both gentlemen, realizing
the propriety of their use in the changed condition of
things, discussed the matter with their respective wives,
who decided that gloves were the proper things. Mr.
Lincoln reluctantly yielded to this decree, and placed
his in his pocket, to be used or not according to circumstances.
On arriving at the hotel he found his friend,
who doubtless had yielded to his wife's persuasion,
gloved in the most approved style. The friend, taking
in the situation, was hardly seated in the carriage when
he began to take off the clinging kids; and at the same
time Mr. Lincoln began to draw his on,—seeing which
they both burst into a hearty laugh, when Mr. Lincoln
exclaimed, "Oh, why should the spirit of mortals be
proud?" Then he added, "I suppose it is polite to
wear these things, but it is positively uncomfortable for
me to do so. Let us put them in our pockets; that is
the best place for them, and we shall be able to act more
like folks in our bare hands." After this the ride was
as enjoyable as any one they had ever taken in early
days in a lumber wagon over the prairies of Illinois.</p>
<p>An instance showing that the deserving low-born commanded
Mr. Lincoln's respect and consideration as well
as the high-born and distinguished, may be found in<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[100]</SPAN></span>
what he said on one occasion to an Austrian count
during the rebellion. The Austrian minister to this
government introduced to the President a count, subject
of the Austrian government, who was desirous of obtaining
a position in the American army. Being introduced
by the accredited minister of Austria, he required no
further recommendation to secure the appointment; but
fearing that his importance might not be fully appreciated
by the republican President, the count was particular
in impressing the fact upon him that he bore that title,
and that his family was ancient and highly respectable.
Mr. Lincoln listened with attention, until this unnecessary
commendation was mentioned; then, with a merry
twinkle in his eye, he tapped the aristocratic sprig of
hereditary nobility on the shoulder in the most fatherly
way, as if the gentleman had made a confession of some
unfortunate circumstance connected with his lineage, for
which he was in no way responsible, saying, "Never
mind, you shall be treated with just as much consideration
for all that. I will see to it that your bearing a
title sha'n't hurt you."</p>
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