<h2><SPAN name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001"></SPAN> Book the First—Recalled to Life </h2>
<h2><SPAN name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002"></SPAN> CHAPTER I.<br/>The Period </h2>
<p>It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of
wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was
the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season
of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we
had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going
direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way—in short,
the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest
authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the
superlative degree of comparison only.</p>
<p>There were a king with a large jaw and a queen with a plain face, on the
throne of England; there were a king with a large jaw and a queen with a
fair face, on the throne of France. In both countries it was clearer than
crystal to the lords of the State preserves of loaves and fishes, that
things in general were settled for ever.</p>
<p>It was the year of Our Lord one thousand seven hundred and seventy-five.
Spiritual revelations were conceded to England at that favoured period, as
at this. Mrs. Southcott had recently attained her five-and-twentieth
blessed birthday, of whom a prophetic private in the Life Guards had
heralded the sublime appearance by announcing that arrangements were made
for the swallowing up of London and Westminster. Even the Cock-lane ghost
had been laid only a round dozen of years, after rapping out its messages,
as the spirits of this very year last past (supernaturally deficient in
originality) rapped out theirs. Mere messages in the earthly order of
events had lately come to the English Crown and People, from a congress of
British subjects in America: which, strange to relate, have proved more
important to the human race than any communications yet received through
any of the chickens of the Cock-lane brood.</p>
<p>France, less favoured on the whole as to matters spiritual than her sister
of the shield and trident, rolled with exceeding smoothness down hill,
making paper money and spending it. Under the guidance of her Christian
pastors, she entertained herself, besides, with such humane achievements
as sentencing a youth to have his hands cut off, his tongue torn out with
pincers, and his body burned alive, because he had not kneeled down in the
rain to do honour to a dirty procession of monks which passed within his
view, at a distance of some fifty or sixty yards. It is likely enough
that, rooted in the woods of France and Norway, there were growing trees,
when that sufferer was put to death, already marked by the Woodman, Fate,
to come down and be sawn into boards, to make a certain movable framework
with a sack and a knife in it, terrible in history. It is likely enough
that in the rough outhouses of some tillers of the heavy lands adjacent to
Paris, there were sheltered from the weather that very day, rude carts,
bespattered with rustic mire, snuffed about by pigs, and roosted in by
poultry, which the Farmer, Death, had already set apart to be his tumbrils
of the Revolution. But that Woodman and that Farmer, though they work
unceasingly, work silently, and no one heard them as they went about with
muffled tread: the rather, forasmuch as to entertain any suspicion that
they were awake, was to be atheistical and traitorous.</p>
<p>In England, there was scarcely an amount of order and protection to
justify much national boasting. Daring burglaries by armed men, and
highway robberies, took place in the capital itself every night; families
were publicly cautioned not to go out of town without removing their
furniture to upholsterers’ warehouses for security; the highwayman in the
dark was a City tradesman in the light, and, being recognised and
challenged by his fellow-tradesman whom he stopped in his character of
“the Captain,” gallantly shot him through the head and rode away; the mail
was waylaid by seven robbers, and the guard shot three dead, and then got
shot dead himself by the other four, “in consequence of the failure of his
ammunition:” after which the mail was robbed in peace; that magnificent
potentate, the Lord Mayor of London, was made to stand and deliver on
Turnham Green, by one highwayman, who despoiled the illustrious creature
in sight of all his retinue; prisoners in London gaols fought battles with
their turnkeys, and the majesty of the law fired blunderbusses in among
them, loaded with rounds of shot and ball; thieves snipped off diamond
crosses from the necks of noble lords at Court drawing-rooms; musketeers
went into St. Giles’s, to search for contraband goods, and the mob fired
on the musketeers, and the musketeers fired on the mob, and nobody thought
any of these occurrences much out of the common way. In the midst of them,
the hangman, ever busy and ever worse than useless, was in constant
requisition; now, stringing up long rows of miscellaneous criminals; now,
hanging a housebreaker on Saturday who had been taken on Tuesday; now,
burning people in the hand at Newgate by the dozen, and now burning
pamphlets at the door of Westminster Hall; to-day, taking the life of an
atrocious murderer, and to-morrow of a wretched pilferer who had robbed a
farmer’s boy of sixpence.</p>
<p>All these things, and a thousand like them, came to pass in and close upon
the dear old year one thousand seven hundred and seventy-five. Environed
by them, while the Woodman and the Farmer worked unheeded, those two of
the large jaws, and those other two of the plain and the fair faces, trod
with stir enough, and carried their divine rights with a high hand. Thus
did the year one thousand seven hundred and seventy-five conduct their
Greatnesses, and myriads of small creatures—the creatures of this
chronicle among the rest—along the roads that lay before them.</p>
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