<h2 id='ch07' class='c007'>CHAPTER VII</h2>
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<div><i>Signs in the Air</i></div>
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AND now the glorious Restoration
at length arrived, and
’tis incredible what a Spur
it was to Trade, and how
the Mercers and Drapers
could hardly supply their Customers fast
enough with expensive Goods; and how
the Tailors and Sempstresses worked all
Night, and Hairdressers sold their Ellwigs,
and Hatters their Hats, and Horse-dealers
their Horses good and bad. For
every one was for pouring out of <i>London</i>,
across our Bridge, at least as far as <i>Blackheath</i>.
Oh! what a busy, what a joyous
Sight it was! All the Streets from the
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_113'>113</span><i>Bridge</i> to <i>Whitehall</i> were hung with
Tapestry, and the Windows filled with
Ladies. The <i>Lord Mayor’s</i> Cooks set up
a gay Tent in <i>St. George’s</i> Fields, to prepare
a Refection for his Majesty. The
Livery Companies in their various rich
Dresses of Crimson, Violet, Purple, and
Scarlet, lined the Streets on one Side, and
the Trained Bands on the other: Bursts
of gay Music were intermingled with
Cheers and Laughter; Everybody seemed
in tip-top Spirits that the <i>King</i> was
coming. We let our Windows for a
good Premium to some of the Grandees;
but had a good View ourselves of what
was going on, from the Leads—now
there would come along a Troop of two
or three Hundred or more, in Cloth of
Silver Doublets; then four or five Times
as many in Velvet Coats, with Attendants
in Purple; then another Party in Buff
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_114'>114</span>Coats with Cloth of Silver Sleeves and
green Scarfs, others in pale Blue and
Silver, others in Scarlet: by and by, six
Hundred of the Livery on Horseback, in
black Velvet with Gold Chains, then the
Trumpeters, Waits, City Officers, Sheriffs,
and <i>Lord Mayor</i> ... in short, there was
no End to the Splendour and Glory of
that Day; for we had hardly rested ourselves
after seeing them all go forth, when
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_115'>115</span>they began to come back, with the <i>King</i>
in the midst. Oh! what Shouts! what
Cheers! what Bursts of Music! And
he, bowing this Side and that, so smiling
and gracious! “It seemed,” he said, “as
if it must have been his own Fault
he came not sooner back, Everyone
appeared so glad to see him!”</p>
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<p class='c013'>But the Ladies’ Dresses!—Oh, how
grieved I was!—Sure, they were resolved
to make up for the Dulness and Decorum
they had been restricted to during the
Protectorate; for, indeed, they seemed to
think Decorum and Dulness went together,
and should now be thrown overboard
in Company. The <i>Henrietta Maria</i>
Dress I had so complacently made up for
our Wax Doll, was now twenty Years
behind the Fashion! fit only to laugh
at!—and what had taken its Place, I
thought fit only to blush at.</p>
<p class='c013'><span class="pagenum" id='Page_116'>116</span>For a Moment, when the Party that
had hired our first-floor Window had
thrown off their Clokes, I felt a dreadful
Presentiment that their Characters could
not be over-good; or else, thought I,
they never could dress in such a Manner.
Only, knowing who they were, I thought
again, <i>that</i> can never be—dear Heart!
what can they be thinking of? we shall
have Stones and Mud thrown up at the
Window. “Sure, Madam,” said I to
the youngest and prettiest, “you will
catch Cold at the open Window ...
the Wind blows in very fresh from the
River—will you just have this Scarf a
little over your Shoulders?” “No,
thank you,” says she, shaking back
quite a Bush of fair Hair, and looking
up at me with her Eyes half shut, as
if she were sleepy already. “Forsooth,”
thought I, “those Curls are equal to a
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_117'>117</span>Fur Tippet”—And, looking across at
our Neighbours’ Windows, I saw we
need not fear pelting, for that all the
other Ladies were dressed just the same.
Then thought I, Oh, this is the <i>Restoration</i>,
is it? If you, fair Ladies, provoke
ill Thoughts of you, you must not feel
aggrieved if People think not of you
very well.</p>
<p class='c013'>I disliked this Symptom of the Restoration
from the very first—not that it
had, naturally, any Connexion with it.—The
<i>King</i> had lived long abroad, had
become fond of foreign Fashions; but
were the modest Ladies of <i>England</i>, therefore,
to give in to them? Then, what
the upper Classes affect, the lower Classes
soon ape: I knew we should presently
have Mistress <i>Blenkinsop</i> and <i>Violet</i> trying
which could wear the longest Curls and
shortest Petticoats, and look the most
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_118'>118</span>languishing. The only Difference would
be, that the one would become the
Fashion, and the other make it ridiculous.
Perhaps, thought I, I am growing
prudish and old-maidish, I am Eight and
Twenty; but so is <i>Violet</i>.</p>
<p class='c013'>I have often thought, that if the Ladies
of <i>England</i> had at this Time been what
they ought, a good Deal of Folly and Sin
that presently stained this Reign would
never have happened. What! could the
merry Glance and free Word of a light
young Monarch break down Barriers
that were not tottering already? What
had Mothers and Teachers been about?
Where were the Lady <i>Fanshawes</i> and
<i>Lucy Hutchinsons</i>? There must have
been Something wrong in the Bringing-up—I
can never believe all these fair
young Ladies were so good one Day and
so bad the next.</p>
<p class='c013'><span class="pagenum" id='Page_119'>119</span>But the joyfullest Event, to ourselves,
on that glorious Twenty-ninth of <i>May</i>,
was the Restoration to his Country and
Home of our excellent Friend and Lodger,
Master <i>Blower</i>. He seemed to be rejuvenized
by the general Spirit of Hilariousness;
for I protest it seemed as though
ten Years were taken off his Shoulders.
And he talked of being soon replaced
in his Curacy; but, instead of that, his
Friends presently got him a Living in the
City, which took him away from us, as
there was a Parsonage House. But we
went to his Church on <i>Sundays</i>; and, as
he was not one of those who forget old
Friends or humble ones, he would make
my Father and me sup with him about
once a Quarter, and come to us of his
own Accord about as often, and talk
over the Times, which in some Respects,
as far as Sabbath-keeping and general
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_120'>120</span>Morality went, we could not say were
bettered.</p>
<p class='c013'>And now a shocking Sight was to be
seen at the <i>Bridge</i> Gate,—the Heads,
namely, of those Traitors who brought
about the Death of the late King, and
who richly deserved their bad End.
There they have remained for many a
Year, a Terror to all Evil-doers.</p>
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<p><span class='small'>And now a shocking sight was to be seen at the Bridge Gate</span></p>
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<p class='c013'>It was in the Spring following the
Restoration, in the Month of <i>March</i>,
that we and the <i>Braidfoots</i> were taking
our Supper together on the Leads, the
Weather being very warm for the Season,
when our Attention was attracted by the
uncommon Appearance of the Clouds,
which, as will often be the Case after
much Rain, were exceeding gorgeous and
grotesque. Master <i>Braidfoot</i> was the first
of us who noticed them, and cried, “See,
see, Neighbours! Cannot you now
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_121'>121</span>credit how Lovers of the Marvellous
have oft-times set Tales afloat of Armies
seen fighting in the Air? Do not those
two Battalions of Clouds, impelled by
opposite Currents, look like two great
Armies with Spears and Banners, about
to encounter each other? Now they
meet, now they fall together, now one
vanishes away! Now, they both are
gone!”</p>
<p class='c013'>“And see, dear <i>Hugh</i>,” cries <i>Kitty</i>,
“there’s another that looks like a Cathedral;
and another like an exceeding
big Mountain, with a Rent in its
Side; and out of the Rent comes
Something that looks like a Crocodile,
with its Jaws wide open; no! now
it is liker to a Bull, or rather to a
Lion.”</p>
<p class='c013'>“Very like a Whale!” said a Man, as
if to himself, on the Top of the next
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_122'>122</span>House. It was Master <i>Benskin’s</i> Lodger,
who wrote for the Booksellers.</p>
<p class='c013'><i>Kitty</i> started, and lowered her Voice;
for we were not on speaking Terms with
him; however, she squeezed my Arm
and said softly, “It really <i>is</i> becoming
Something like a Whale now, though!”
On which, Master <i>Braidfoot</i> burst into
one of his ringing Laughs, and cried,
“Why, <i>Kitty</i>, you give it as many Faces
as the Moon! What will you fancy
it next?”</p>
<p class='c013'>“I wonder what it means,” says she,
very gravely.</p>
<p class='c013'>“Means?” said her Husband, still
laughing; “why, it means we shall have
some more wet Weather. So we’ll
put off our Pleasure Party. See what
a red Flame the setting Sun casts all
along the City!”</p>
<p class='c013'>About a Week after this, our Neighbour,
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_123'>123</span>Master <i>Benskin</i>, gave my Father a
little Pamphlet of four Leaves, writ by
his Lodger; the Title of which was truly
tremendous. It was this,—</p>
<p class='c017'>“<i>Strange News from the West! being a true and
perfect Account of several Miraculous Sights
seen in the Air westward, on Thursday
last, by divers Persons of Credit, standing on
London Bridge between Seven and Eight of
the Clock. Two great Armies marching forth
of two Clouds, and encountering each other;
but, after a sharp Dispute, they suddenly
vanished. Also, some remarkable Sights that
were seen to issue forth of a Cloud that seemed
like a Mountain, in the Shapes of a Bull, a
Bear, a Lyon, and an Elephant with a Castle
on his Back; and the Manner how they all
vanished.</i>”</p>
<p class='c012'>“Well,” said my Father, turning the
Leaf, “is it dedicated to Mistress <i>Braidfoot</i>?
Here seems to be much Ado
about Nothing, I think.”</p>
<p class='c013'>“Nothing or Something,” said Master
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_124'>124</span><i>Benskin</i>, laughing, and jingling his Pockets,
“it has enabled my Lodger to pay up
seven Weeks’ Arrears; so it’s an ill
Wind that blows Nobody any Good.
The Trifle has had a Run, Sir!”</p>
<p class='c013'>“So this is the Way Books are made,
and Stories are vamped up,” said my
Father. “Truly, it makes one serious.”</p>
<p class='c013'>But, a little Time after, a Rumour
was repeated in the Shop that did indeed
make one serious, to wit, that the Plague
was in <i>Holland</i>, and would very likely
come across to us. However, though the
following Year it did indeed rage very
badly in <i>Amsterdam</i> and <i>Rotterdam</i>, yet it
crossed not the Water for another twelve
Months or more; and as we had no such
Things as printed Newspapers in those
Days, such as I have lived to see since,
Reports did not instantly spread over the
whole Nation as they do now.</p>
<p class='c013'><span class="pagenum" id='Page_125'>125</span>Howbeit, at the latter End of <i>November</i>,
1664, there really were two Cases of
Plague in <i>Long Acre</i>, which frightened
People a good deal. A third Man afterwards
died of the same Distemper in
the same House, which kept alive our
Uneasiness; but after that, nothing was
heard of it for six Weeks or more, when
it broke out beyond Concealment.</p>
<p class='c013'>At this Time, Master <i>Benskin’s</i> Shop-window
was full of small Books with
awakening Titles, such as “<i>Britain’s</i>
Remembrancer,”—“Come out of her,
my People,”—“Give Ear, ye careless
Daughters,” and such-like, many of
them emanating from the Pen of his
Lodger in the Attick; and with these
and <i>Lilly’s</i> Almanacks, he drove a thriving
Trade.</p>
<p class='c013'><i>Violet</i> was sitting with me one Morning,
when <i>Mark</i> suddenly entered, and
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_126'>126</span>seeing her with me, lost his Presence of
Mind directly, and forgot what he had to
say. She on her Part, being just then in
Mourning for one of her Brother’s Children,
for whom I am bold to say she had
scarce shed a Tear, (he being a humoursome
Child, particularly disagreeable to
her,) fetches a deep Sigh, and with a
pretty, pensive Air takes up her Work,
rises, mutely curtsies to him, and retires.
On which he, after a Minute’s Silence,
says sadly, “<i>Violet</i> is as beautiful, I see,
as ever,”—and I was grieved to find
he still thought so much about her.</p>
<p class='c013'>Just then, my Father enters; and <i>Mark</i>,
of a sudden recollecting his Business, exclaimed,
“Oh, Uncle, here is a capital
Opening for you. ’Tis an ill Wind,
sure enough, that blows nobody any
Good,—I don’t know why you should
not do a good Turn of Business as well
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_127'>127</span>as ourselves by being Agent for the
Sale of these patent Nostrums” ...
and thereon pulled out a Parcel of Bills,
headed “Infallible Preventive-pills against
the Plague.” ... “Never-failing Preservatives
against Infection.” ... “Sovereign
Cordials against the Corruption
of the Air.” ... “The Royal Antidote—” and
so forth.</p>
<p class='c013'>—“No, Boy, no,” said my Father,
putting them by, one after another, as
he looked over them, “Time was when
I should have thought it as innocent to
laugh in my Sleeve at other People’s
Credulity and turn a Penny by their
Delusions as yourself, and many others
that are counted honest Men; but I’m
older and sadder now. To the best of
my Belief, every and all of these Remedies
are Counterfeits, that will not only
rob People of their Money, but peradventure
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_128'>128</span>of their Lives, by inducing
them to trust in what they have bought
instead of going to the Expense of
proper Medicines. A solemn Time is
coming; my own Time may be short;
and whether I be taken or whether I
be left, <span class='sc'>God</span> forbid I should carry a
Lie in my right Hand, or set it in
my Shop-window.”</p>
<p class='c013'>A Customer here summoned him
away; and <i>Mark</i>, instead of departing,
sat down beside me and said, “What
think you, <i>Cherry</i>, of this approaching
Visitation? Are you very much
affrighted?”</p>
<p class='c013'>“Awe-stricken, rather,” I made Answer;
“I only fear for myself along with
the rest, and I fear most for my Father,
who will be more exposed to it than I
shall; but I feel I can leave the Matter
in <span class='sc'>God’s</span> Hand.”</p>
<p class='c013'><span class="pagenum" id='Page_129'>129</span>“I wish I could,” said poor <i>Mark</i>,
sighing. “I own to you, <i>Cherry</i>, I am
horribly dismayed. I have a Presentiment
that I shall not escape. My
<i>Wife</i>,” continued he, with great Bitterness
in his Tone ... he commonly
spoke of her with assumed Recklessness
as “his old Lady” ... “my
Wife has no Sense of the Danger—mocks
at it, defies it; refuses to leave
her House and her Business, come
what may, and tells me with a Scoff
I shall frighten myself to Death,
and that <i>Ralph Denzel</i> shall be her
Third.—Don’t you hate, <i>Cherry</i>, to
hear Husbands and Wives, even in
Sport, making light of each other’s
Deaths?”</p>
<p class='c013'>Her Grossness was offensive to me,
and I said in a low Voice, “I do.”</p>
<p class='c013'>“And if I die, as die I very likely
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_130'>130</span>shall,” pursued he hurriedly, “you may
do me a Kindness, <i>Cherry</i>, by telling
<i>Violet</i> that I never——”</p>
<p class='c013'>This was insupportable to me. “Dear
<i>Mark</i>,” I cried, “why yield to this
Notion of Evil which may be its own
Fulfilment? <span class='sc'>God</span> watches over all.
With proper Precaution, and with his
Blessing, we may escape. No one
knows his Hour: the brittle Cup oft
lasts the longest.—Many a Casualty
may cut us off before the Day of
general Visitation.”</p>
<p class='c013'>“Aye,” he replied, with a sickened
Look, “but I had a Dream last Night
... and, just now, as I came through
<i>Bishopgate</i> Churchyard, a Crowd of
People were watching a Ghost among
the Tombs, that was signing to Houses
that should be stricken, and to yet
undug Graves.”</p>
<p class='c013'><span class="pagenum" id='Page_131'>131</span>“<i>Watching</i> it?” said I. “Did you
see it?”</p>
<p class='c013'>“Well, I rather think I did,” said
<i>Mark</i>, “but am not quite assured—the
Press was very great. At any rate, I
saw those who evidently <i>did</i> see it. My
Wife has had her Fortune told, and
the Fortune-teller avouched to her she
should escape; so there’s the Ground
of <i>her</i> Comfort. To make doubly sure,
she wears a Charm. For me, I am
neither for Charm nor Fortune-telling,—if
I die, I die, and what then! I’ve
often felt Life scarce worth keeping;
only one don’t know what comes
after!”</p>
<p class='c013'>And, with a faint Laugh, he rose to
go away. I said, “<i>Mark! Mark!</i>”</p>
<p class='c013'>“What is it?” he said, and stopped.
I said, “Don’t go away with that light
Saying in your Mouth——”</p>
<p class='c013'><span class="pagenum" id='Page_132'>132</span>He said, “Oh!” and smiling, opened
the Door. I said, looking full at him,
“Faith in <span class='sc'>God</span> is the best Amulet.”</p>
<p class='c013'>“It is,” he said more gravely; and
went out.</p>
<p class='c013'>Presently my Father came in to Supper;
and sat down, while it was making ready,
near the Window, looking out on the
River quite calmly. Our large white
Cat sat purring beside him. Stroking
her kindly, he said, “Pussy, you must
keep close, or your Days will be few
... they’ve given Orders, now, to
kill all the Dogs and Cats. I believe,
<i>Cherry</i>, we are as safe here as we should
be in the privatest Retreat in the Kingdom,
for Infection never harbours on
the <i>Bridge</i>, the Current of Air always
blows it away, one Way or the other.
But, my dear, we may be called away
at any Hour, and I never Sleep worse
<span class="pagenum" id='Page_133'>133</span>of a Night for bearing in Mind I may
not see another Morning. But I rest
all the peacefuller, <i>Cherry</i>, for knowing
you will never be in want, though this
poor Business should dwindle away to
nothing. Master <i>Benskin</i> and <i>Hugh
Braidfoot</i> know all about my little
Hoard, and will manage it well for
you, my Daughter. And now, let’s
see what is under this bright little
Cover. Pettitoes, as sure as <i>London
Bridge</i> is built on Wool-packs!”</p>
<p class='c013'>And he ate his frugal Meal cheerfully,
I thinking in my Mind, as I had so often
done before, that the firmest Heart is
oft found in the littlest Body.</p>
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