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<h2><span style="font-size: 144%">XI</span></h2>
<p id="p0575"><span class="tei tei-hi"><span style="font-variant: small-caps">Wick Cutter</span></span> was
the money-lender who had fleeced poor Russian Peter. When a farmer
once got into the habit of going to Cutter, it was like gambling or
the lottery; in an hour of discouragement he went back.</p>
<p id="p0576">Cutter’s first name was Wycliffe, and he liked
to talk about his pious bringing-up. He contributed regularly to the
Protestant churches, “for sentiment’s sake,” as he
said with a flourish of the hand. He came from a town in Iowa where
there were a great many Swedes, and could speak a little Swedish,
which gave him a great advantage with the early Scandinavian
settlers.</p>
<p id="p0577">In every frontier settlement there are men who have
come there to escape restraint. Cutter was one of the “fast
set” of Black Hawk business men. He was an inveterate gambler,
though a poor loser. When we saw a light burning in his office late at
night, we knew that a game of poker was going on. Cutter boasted that
he never drank anything stronger than sherry, and he said he got his
start in life
by saving the money that other young men spent for cigars. He was full
of moral maxims for boys. When he came to our house on business, he
quoted “Poor Richard’s Almanack” to me, and told me
he was delighted to find a town boy who could milk a cow. He was
particularly affable to grandmother, and whenever they met he would
begin at once to talk about “the good old times” and
simple living. I detested his pink, bald head, and his yellow
whiskers, always soft and glistening. It was said he brushed them
every night, as a woman does her hair. His white teeth looked
factory-made. His skin was red and rough, as if from perpetual
sunburn; he often went away to hot springs to take mud baths. He was
notoriously dissolute with women. Two Swedish girls who had lived in
his house were the worse for the experience. One of them he had taken
to Omaha and established in the business for which he had fitted her.
He still visited her.</p>
<p id="p0578">Cutter lived in a state of perpetual warfare with his
wife, and yet, apparently, they never thought of separating. They
dwelt in a fussy, scroll-work house, painted white and buried in thick
evergreens, with a fussy white fence and
barn. Cutter thought he knew a great deal about horses, and usually
had a colt which he was training for the track. On Sunday mornings one
could see him out at the fair grounds, speeding around the race-course
in his trotting-buggy, wearing yellow gloves and a
black-and-white-check traveling cap, his whiskers blowing back in the
breeze. If there were any boys about, Cutter would offer one of them a
quarter to hold the stop-watch, and then drive off, saying he had no
change and would “fix it up next time.” No one could cut
his lawn or wash his buggy to suit him. He was so fastidious and prim
about his place that a boy would go to a good deal of trouble to throw
a dead cat into his back yard, or to dump a sackful of tin cans in his
alley. It was a peculiar combination of old-maidishness and
licentiousness that made Cutter seem so despicable.</p>
<p id="p0579">He had certainly met his match when he married
<span class="tei tei-abbr">Mrs.</span> Cutter. She was a terrifying-looking person; almost
a giantess in height, raw-boned, with iron-gray hair, a face always
flushed, and prominent, hysterical eyes. When she meant to be
entertaining and agreeable, she nodded her head incessantly and
snapped her eyes at one. Her teeth were long and
curved, like a horse’s; people said babies always cried if she
smiled at them. Her face had a kind of fascination for me; it was the
very color and shape of anger. There was a gleam of something akin to
insanity in her full, intense eyes. She was formal in manner, and made
calls in rustling, steel-gray brocades and a tall bonnet with
bristling aigrettes.</p>
<p id="p0580"><span class="tei tei-abbr">Mrs.</span> Cutter painted china so assiduously
that even her washbowls and pitchers, and her husband’s
shaving-mug, were covered with violets and lilies. Once when Cutter
was exhibiting some of his wife’s china to a caller, he dropped
a piece. <span class="tei tei-abbr">Mrs.</span> Cutter put her handkerchief to her lips as
if she were going to faint and said grandly: “<span class="tei tei-abbr">Mr.</span>
Cutter, you have broken all the Commandments—spare the
finger-bowls!”</p>
<p id="p0581">They quarreled from the moment Cutter came into the
house until they went to bed at night, and their hired girls reported
these scenes to the town at large. <span class="tei tei-abbr">Mrs.</span> Cutter had
several times cut paragraphs about unfaithful husbands out of the
newspapers and mailed them to Cutter in a disguised handwriting.
Cutter would come home at noon, find the mutilated journal in the
paper-rack, and
triumphantly fit the clipping into the space from which it had been
cut. Those two could quarrel all morning about whether he ought to put
on his heavy or his light underwear, and all evening about whether he
had taken cold or not.</p>
<p id="p0582">The Cutters had major as well as minor subjects for
dispute. The chief of these was the question of inheritance:
<span class="tei tei-abbr">Mrs.</span> Cutter told her husband it was plainly his fault
they had no children. He insisted that <span class="tei tei-abbr">Mrs.</span> Cutter had
purposely remained childless, with the determination to outlive him
and to share his property with her “people,” whom he
detested. To this she would reply that unless he changed his mode of
life, she would certainly outlive him. After listening to her
insinuations about his physical soundness, Cutter would resume his
dumb-bell practice for a month, or rise daily at the hour when his
wife most liked to sleep, dress noisily, and drive out to the track
with his trotting-horse.</p>
<p id="p0583">Once when they had quarreled about household
expenses, <span class="tei tei-abbr">Mrs.</span> Cutter put on her brocade and went among
their friends soliciting orders for painted china, saying that
<span class="tei tei-abbr">Mr.</span> Cutter had compelled her “to live by her
brush.” Cutter
was n’t shamed as she had expected; he was delighted!</p>
<p id="p0584">Cutter often threatened to chop down the cedar trees
which half-buried the house. His wife declared she would leave him if
she were stripped of the “privacy” which she felt these
trees afforded her. That was his opportunity, surely; but he never cut
down the trees. The Cutters seemed to find their relations to each
other interesting and stimulating, and certainly the rest of us found
them so. Wick Cutter was different from any other rascal I have ever
known, but I have found <span class="tei tei-abbr">Mrs.</span> Cutters all over the world;
sometimes founding new religions, sometimes being forcibly fed—easily recognizable, even when superficially tamed.</p>
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