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<h1><span class="smcap">Some Short Christmas Stories</span><br/> by<br/> <span class="smcap">Charles Dickens</span></h1>
<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
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<td><p>A Christmas Tree</p>
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<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><SPAN href="#page1">1</SPAN></span></p>
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<td><p>What Christmas is as we Grow Older</p>
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<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><SPAN href="#page23">23</SPAN></span></p>
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<td><p>The Poor Relation’s Story</p>
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<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><SPAN href="#page31">31</SPAN></span></p>
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<td><p>The Child’s Story</p>
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<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><SPAN href="#page47">47</SPAN></span></p>
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<td><p>The Schoolboy’s Story</p>
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<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><SPAN href="#page55">55</SPAN></span></p>
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<td><p>Nobody’s Story</p>
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<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><SPAN href="#page69">69</SPAN></span></p>
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<h2><SPAN name="page1"></SPAN><span class="pagenum"></span>A CHRISTMAS TREE.<br/> [1850]</h2>
<p>I <span class="smcap">have</span> been looking on, this
evening, at a merry company of children assembled round that
pretty German toy, a Christmas Tree. The tree was planted
in the middle of a great round table, and towered high above
their heads. It was brilliantly lighted by a multitude of
little tapers; and everywhere sparkled and glittered with bright
objects. There were rosy-cheeked dolls, hiding behind the
green leaves; and there were real watches (with movable hands, at
least, and an endless capacity of being wound up) dangling from
innumerable twigs; there were French-polished tables, chairs,
bedsteads, wardrobes, eight-day clocks, and various other
articles of domestic furniture (wonderfully made, in tin, at
Wolverhampton), perched among the boughs, as if in preparation
for some fairy housekeeping; there were jolly, broad-faced little
men, much more agreeable in appearance than many real
men—and no wonder, for their heads took off, and showed
them to be full of sugar-plums; there were fiddles and drums;
there were tambourines, books, work-boxes, paint-boxes,
sweetmeat-boxes, peep-show boxes, and all kinds of boxes; there
were trinkets for the elder girls, far brighter than any grown-up
gold and jewels; there were baskets and pincushions in all
devices; there were guns, swords, and banners; there were witches
standing in enchanted rings of pasteboard, to tell fortunes;
there were teetotums, humming-tops, needle-cases, pen-wipers,
smelling-bottles, conversation-cards, bouquet-holders; real
fruit, made artificially dazzling with gold leaf; imitation
apples, pears, and walnuts, crammed with surprises; in short, as
a pretty child, before me, delightedly whispered to another
pretty child, her bosom friend, “There was everything, and
more.” This motley collection of odd objects,
clustering on the tree like magic fruit, and flashing back the
bright looks directed towards it from every side—some of
the diamond-eyes admiring it were hardly on a level with the
table, and a few were languishing in timid wonder on the bosoms
of pretty mothers, aunts, and nurses—made a lively
realisation of the fancies of childhood; and set me thinking how
all the trees that grow and all the things that come into
existence on the earth, have their wild adornments at that
well-remembered time.</p>
<p>Being now at home again, and alone, the only person in the
house awake, my thoughts are drawn back, by a fascination which I
do not care to resist, to my own childhood. I begin to
consider, what do we all remember best upon the branches of the
Christmas Tree of our own young Christmas days, by which we
climbed to real life.</p>
<p>Straight, in the middle of the room, cramped in the freedom of
its growth by no encircling walls or soon-reached ceiling, a
shadowy tree arises; and, looking up into the dreamy brightness
of its top—for I observe in this tree the singular property
that it appears to grow downward towards the earth—I look
into my youngest Christmas recollections!</p>
<p>All toys at first, I find. Up yonder, among the green
holly and red berries, is the Tumbler with his hands in his
pockets, who wouldn’t lie down, but whenever he was put
upon the floor, persisted in rolling his fat body about, until he
rolled himself still, and brought those lobster eyes of his to
bear upon me—when I affected to laugh very much, but in my
heart of hearts was extremely doubtful of him. Close beside
him is that infernal snuff-box, out of which there sprang a
demoniacal Counsellor in a black gown, with an obnoxious head of
hair, and a red cloth mouth, wide open, who was not to be endured
on any terms, but could not be put away either; for he used
suddenly, in a highly magnified state, to fly out of Mammoth
Snuff-boxes in dreams, when least expected. Nor is the frog
with cobbler’s wax on his tail, far off; for there was no
knowing where he wouldn’t jump; and when he flew over the
candle, and came upon one’s hand with that spotted
back—red on a green ground—he was horrible. The
cardboard lady in a blue-silk skirt, who was stood up against the
candlestick to dance, and whom I see on the same branch, was
milder, and was beautiful; but I can’t say as much for the
larger cardboard man, who used to be hung against the wall and
pulled by a string; there was a sinister expression in that nose
of his; and when he got his legs round his neck (which he very
often did), he was ghastly, and not a creature to be alone
with.</p>
<p>When did that dreadful Mask first look at me? Who put it
on, and why was I so frightened that the sight of it is an era in
my life? It is not a hideous visage in itself; it is even
meant to be droll, why then were its stolid features so
intolerable? Surely not because it hid the wearer’s
face. An apron would have done as much; and though I should
have preferred even the apron away, it would not have been
absolutely insupportable, like the mask. Was it the
immovability of the mask? The doll’s face was
immovable, but I was not afraid of <i>her</i>. Perhaps that
fixed and set change coming over a real face, infused into my
quickened heart some remote suggestion and dread of the universal
change that is to come on every face, and make it still?
Nothing reconciled me to it. No drummers, from whom
proceeded a melancholy chirping on the turning of a handle; no
regiment of soldiers, with a mute band, taken out of a box, and
fitted, one by one, upon a stiff and lazy little set of
lazy-tongs; no old woman, made of wires and a brown-paper
composition, cutting up a pie for two small children; could give
me a permanent comfort, for a long time. Nor was it any
satisfaction to be shown the Mask, and see that it was made of
paper, or to have it locked up and be assured that no one wore
it. The mere recollection of that fixed face, the mere
knowledge of its existence anywhere, was sufficient to awake me
in the night all perspiration and horror, with, “O I know
it’s coming! O the mask!”</p>
<p>I never wondered what the dear old donkey with the
panniers—there he is! was made of, then! His hide was
real to the touch, I recollect. And the great black horse
with the round red spots all over him—the horse that I
could even get upon—I never wondered what had brought him
to that strange condition, or thought that such a horse was not
commonly seen at Newmarket. The four horses of no colour,
next to him, that went into the waggon of cheeses, and could be
taken out and stabled under the piano, appear to have bits of
fur-tippet for their tails, and other bits for their manes, and
to stand on pegs instead of legs, but it was not so when they
were brought home for a Christmas present. They were all
right, then; neither was their harness unceremoniously nailed
into their chests, as appears to be the case now. The
tinkling works of the music-cart, I <i>did</i> find out, to be
made of quill tooth-picks and wire; and I always thought that
little tumbler in his shirt sleeves, perpetually swarming up one
side of a wooden frame, and coming down, head foremost, on the
other, rather a weak-minded person—though good-natured; but
the Jacob’s Ladder, next him, made of little squares of red
wood, that went flapping and clattering over one another, each
developing a different picture, and the whole enlivened by small
bells, was a mighty marvel and a great delight.</p>
<p>Ah! The Doll’s house!—of which I was not
proprietor, but where I visited. I don’t admire the
Houses of Parliament half so much as that stone-fronted mansion
with real glass windows, and door-steps, and a real
balcony—greener than I ever see now, except at watering
places; and even they afford but a poor imitation. And
though it <i>did</i> open all at once, the entire house-front
(which was a blow, I admit, as cancelling the fiction of a
staircase), it was but to shut it up again, and I could
believe. Even open, there were three distinct rooms in it:
a sitting-room and bed-room, elegantly furnished, and best of
all, a kitchen, with uncommonly soft fire-irons, a plentiful
assortment of diminutive utensils—oh, the
warming-pan!—and a tin man-cook in profile, who was always
going to fry two fish. What Barmecide justice have I done
to the noble feasts wherein the set of wooden platters figured,
each with its own peculiar delicacy, as a ham or turkey, glued
tight on to it, and garnished with something green, which I
recollect as moss! Could all the Temperance Societies of
these later days, united, give me such a tea-drinking as I have
had through the means of yonder little set of blue crockery,
which really would hold liquid (it ran out of the small wooden
cask, I recollect, and tasted of matches), and which made tea,
nectar. And if the two legs of the ineffectual little
sugar-tongs did tumble over one another, and want purpose, like
Punch’s hands, what does it matter? And if I did once
shriek out, as a poisoned child, and strike the fashionable
company with consternation, by reason of having drunk a little
teaspoon, inadvertently dissolved in too hot tea, I was never the
worse for it, except by a powder!</p>
<p>Upon the next branches of the tree, lower down, hard by the
green roller and miniature gardening-tools, how thick the books
begin to hang. Thin books, in themselves, at first, but
many of them, and with deliciously smooth covers of bright red or
green. What fat black letters to begin with! “A
was an archer, and shot at a frog.” Of course he
was. He was an apple-pie also, and there he is! He
was a good many things in his time, was A, and so were most of
his friends, except X, who had so little versatility, that I
never knew him to get beyond Xerxes or Xantippe—like Y, who
was always confined to a Yacht or a Yew Tree; and Z condemned for
ever to be a Zebra or a Zany. But, now, the very tree
itself changes, and becomes a bean-stalk—the marvellous
bean-stalk up which Jack climbed to the Giant’s
house! And now, those dreadfully interesting, double-headed
giants, with their clubs over their shoulders, begin to stride
along the boughs in a perfect throng, dragging knights and ladies
home for dinner by the hair of their heads. And
Jack—how noble, with his sword of sharpness, and his shoes
of swiftness! Again those old meditations come upon me as I
gaze up at him; and I debate within myself whether there was more
than one Jack (which I am loth to believe possible), or only one
genuine original admirable Jack, who achieved all the recorded
exploits.</p>
<p>Good for Christmas-time is the ruddy colour of the cloak, in
which—the tree making a forest of itself for her to trip
through, with her basket—Little Red Riding-Hood comes to me
one Christmas Eve to give me information of the cruelty and
treachery of that dissembling Wolf who ate her grandmother,
without making any impression on his appetite, and then ate her,
after making that ferocious joke about his teeth. She was
my first love. I felt that if I could have married Little
Red Riding-Hood, I should have known perfect bliss. But, it
was not to be; and there was nothing for it but to look out the
Wolf in the Noah’s Ark there, and put him late in the
procession on the table, as a monster who was to be
degraded. O the wonderful Noah’s Ark! It was
not found seaworthy when put in a washing-tub, and the animals
were crammed in at the roof, and needed to have their legs well
shaken down before they could be got in, even there—and
then, ten to one but they began to tumble out at the door, which
was but imperfectly fastened with a wire latch—but what was
<i>that</i> against it! Consider the noble fly, a size or
two smaller than the elephant: the lady-bird, the
butterfly—all triumphs of art! Consider the goose,
whose feet were so small, and whose balance was so indifferent,
that he usually tumbled forward, and knocked down all the animal
creation. Consider Noah and his family, like idiotic
tobacco-stoppers; and how the leopard stuck to warm little
fingers; and how the tails of the larger animals used gradually
to resolve themselves into frayed bits of string!</p>
<p>Hush! Again a forest, and somebody up in a
tree—not Robin Hood, not Valentine, not the Yellow Dwarf (I
have passed him and all Mother Bunch’s wonders, without
mention), but an Eastern King with a glittering scimitar and
turban. By Allah! two Eastern Kings, for I see another,
looking over his shoulder! Down upon the grass, at the
tree’s foot, lies the full length of a coal-black Giant,
stretched asleep, with his head in a lady’s lap; and near
them is a glass box, fastened with four locks of shining steel,
in which he keeps the lady prisoner when he is awake. I see
the four keys at his girdle now. The lady makes signs to
the two kings in the tree, who softly descend. It is the
setting-in of the bright Arabian Nights.</p>
<p>Oh, now all common things become uncommon and enchanted to
me. All lamps are wonderful; all rings are talismans.
Common flower-pots are full of treasure, with a little earth
scattered on the top; trees are for Ali Baba to hide in;
beef-steaks are to throw down into the Valley of Diamonds, that
the precious stones may stick to them, and be carried by the
eagles to their nests, whence the traders, with loud cries, will
scare them. Tarts are made, according to the recipe of the
Vizier’s son of Bussorah, who turned pastrycook after he
was set down in his drawers at the gate of Damascus; cobblers are
all Mustaphas, and in the habit of sewing up people cut into four
pieces, to whom they are taken blind-fold.</p>
<p>Any iron ring let into stone is the entrance to a cave which
only waits for the magician, and the little fire, and the
necromancy, that will make the earth shake. All the dates
imported come from the same tree as that unlucky date, with whose
shell the merchant knocked out the eye of the genie’s
invisible son. All olives are of the stock of that fresh
fruit, concerning which the Commander of the Faithful overheard
the boy conduct the fictitious trial of the fraudulent olive
merchant; all apples are akin to the apple purchased (with two
others) from the Sultan’s gardener for three sequins, and
which the tall black slave stole from the child. All dogs
are associated with the dog, really a transformed man, who jumped
upon the baker’s counter, and put his paw on the piece of
bad money. All rice recalls the rice which the awful lady,
who was a ghoule, could only peck by grains, because of her
nightly feasts in the burial-place. My very
rocking-horse,—there he is, with his nostrils turned
completely inside-out, indicative of Blood!—should have a
peg in his neck, by virtue thereof to fly away with me, as the
wooden horse did with the Prince of Persia, in the sight of all
his father’s Court.</p>
<p>Yes, on every object that I recognise among those upper
branches of my Christmas Tree, I see this fairy light! When
I wake in bed, at daybreak, on the cold, dark, winter mornings,
the white snow dimly beheld, outside, through the frost on the
window-pane, I hear Dinarzade. “Sister, sister, if
you are yet awake, I pray you finish the history of the Young
King of the Black Islands.” Scheherazade replies,
“If my lord the Sultan will suffer me to live another day,
sister, I will not only finish that, but tell you a more
wonderful story yet.” Then, the gracious Sultan goes
out, giving no orders for the execution, and we all three breathe
again.</p>
<p>At this height of my tree I begin to see, cowering among the
leaves—it may be born of turkey, or of pudding, or mince
pie, or of these many fancies, jumbled with Robinson Crusoe on
his desert island, Philip Quarll among the monkeys, Sandford and
Merton with Mr. Barlow, Mother Bunch, and the Mask—or it
may be the result of indigestion, assisted by imagination and
over-doctoring—a prodigious nightmare. It is so
exceedingly indistinct, that I don’t know why it’s
frightful—but I know it is. I can only make out that
it is an immense array of shapeless things, which appear to be
planted on a vast exaggeration of the lazy-tongs that used to
bear the toy soldiers, and to be slowly coming close to my eyes,
and receding to an immeasurable distance. When it comes
closest, it is worse. In connection with it I descry
remembrances of winter nights incredibly long; of being sent
early to bed, as a punishment for some small offence, and waking
in two hours, with a sensation of having been asleep two nights;
of the laden hopelessness of morning ever dawning; and the
oppression of a weight of remorse.</p>
<p>And now, I see a wonderful row of little lights rise smoothly
out of the ground, before a vast green curtain. Now, a bell
rings—a magic bell, which still sounds in my ears unlike
all other bells—and music plays, amidst a buzz of voices,
and a fragrant smell of orange-peel and oil. Anon, the
magic bell commands the music to cease, and the great green
curtain rolls itself up majestically, and The Play begins!
The devoted dog of Montargis avenges the death of his master,
foully murdered in the Forest of Bondy; and a humorous Peasant
with a red nose and a very little hat, whom I take from this hour
forth to my bosom as a friend (I think he was a Waiter or an
Hostler at a village Inn, but many years have passed since he and
I have met), remarks that the sassigassity of that dog is indeed
surprising; and evermore this jocular conceit will live in my
remembrance fresh and unfading, overtopping all possible jokes,
unto the end of time. Or now, I learn with bitter tears how
poor Jane Shore, dressed all in white, and with her brown hair
hanging down, went starving through the streets; or how George
Barnwell killed the worthiest uncle that ever man had, and was
afterwards so sorry for it that he ought to have been let
off. Comes swift to comfort me, the
Pantomime—stupendous Phenomenon!—when clowns are shot
from loaded mortars into the great chandelier, bright
constellation that it is; when Harlequins, covered all over with
scales of pure gold, twist and sparkle, like amazing fish; when
Pantaloon (whom I deem it no irreverence to compare in my own
mind to my grandfather) puts red-hot pokers in his pocket, and
cries “Here’s somebody coming!” or taxes the
Clown with petty larceny, by saying, “Now, I sawed you do
it!” when Everything is capable, with the greatest ease, of
being changed into Anything; and “Nothing is, but thinking
makes it so.” Now, too, I perceive my first
experience of the dreary sensation—often to return in
after-life—of being unable, next day, to get back to the
dull, settled world; of wanting to live for ever in the bright
atmosphere I have quitted; of doting on the little Fairy, with
the wand like a celestial Barber’s Pole, and pining for a
Fairy immortality along with her. Ah, she comes back, in
many shapes, as my eye wanders down the branches of my Christmas
Tree, and goes as often, and has never yet stayed by me!</p>
<p>Out of this delight springs the toy-theatre,—there it
is, with its familiar proscenium, and ladies in feathers, in the
boxes!—and all its attendant occupation with paste and
glue, and gum, and water colours, in the getting-up of The Miller
and his Men, and Elizabeth, or the Exile of Siberia. In
spite of a few besetting accidents and failures (particularly an
unreasonable disposition in the respectable Kelmar, and some
others, to become faint in the legs, and double up, at exciting
points of the drama), a teeming world of fancies so suggestive
and all-embracing, that, far below it on my Christmas Tree, I see
dark, dirty, real Theatres in the day-time, adorned with these
associations as with the freshest garlands of the rarest flowers,
and charming me yet.</p>
<p>But hark! The Waits are playing, and they break my
childish sleep! What images do I associate with the
Christmas music as I see them set forth on the Christmas
Tree? Known before all the others, keeping far apart from
all the others, they gather round my little bed. An angel,
speaking to a group of shepherds in a field; some travellers,
with eyes uplifted, following a star; a baby in a manger; a child
in a spacious temple, talking with grave men; a solemn figure,
with a mild and beautiful face, raising a dead girl by the hand;
again, near a city gate, calling back the son of a widow, on his
bier, to life; a crowd of people looking through the opened roof
of a chamber where he sits, and letting down a sick person on a
bed, with ropes; the same, in a tempest, walking on the water to
a ship; again, on a sea-shore, teaching a great multitude; again,
with a child upon his knee, and other children round; again,
restoring sight to the blind, speech to the dumb, hearing to the
deaf, health to the sick, strength to the lame, knowledge to the
ignorant; again, dying upon a Cross, watched by armed soldiers, a
thick darkness coming on, the earth beginning to shake, and only
one voice heard, “Forgive them, for they know not what they
do.”</p>
<p>Still, on the lower and maturer branches of the Tree,
Christmas associations cluster thick. School-books shut up;
Ovid and Virgil silenced; the Rule of Three, with its cool
impertinent inquiries, long disposed of; Terence and Plautus
acted no more, in an arena of huddled desks and forms, all
chipped, and notched, and inked; cricket-bats, stumps, and balls,
left higher up, with the smell of trodden grass and the softened
noise of shouts in the evening air; the tree is still fresh,
still gay. If I no more come home at Christmas-time, there
will be boys and girls (thank Heaven!) while the World lasts; and
they do! Yonder they dance and play upon the branches of my
Tree, God bless them, merrily, and my heart dances and plays
too!</p>
<p>And I do come home at Christmas. We all do, or we all
should. We all come home, or ought to come home, for a
short holiday—the longer, the better—from the great
boarding-school, where we are for ever working at our
arithmetical slates, to take, and give a rest. As to going
a visiting, where can we not go, if we will; where have we not
been, when we would; starting our fancy from our Christmas
Tree!</p>
<p>Away into the winter prospect. There are many such upon
the tree! On, by low-lying, misty grounds, through fens and
fogs, up long hills, winding dark as caverns between thick
plantations, almost shutting out the sparkling stars; so, out on
broad heights, until we stop at last, with sudden silence, at an
avenue. The gate-bell has a deep, half-awful sound in the
frosty air; the gate swings open on its hinges; and, as we drive
up to a great house, the glancing lights grow larger in the
windows, and the opposing rows of trees seem to fall solemnly
back on either side, to give us place. At intervals, all
day, a frightened hare has shot across this whitened turf; or the
distant clatter of a herd of deer trampling the hard frost, has,
for the minute, crushed the silence too. Their watchful
eyes beneath the fern may be shining now, if we could see them,
like the icy dewdrops on the leaves; but they are still, and all
is still. And so, the lights growing larger, and the trees
falling back before us, and closing up again behind us, as if to
forbid retreat, we come to the house.</p>
<p>There is probably a smell of roasted chestnuts and other good
comfortable things all the time, for we are telling Winter
Stories—Ghost Stories, or more shame for us—round the
Christmas fire; and we have never stirred, except to draw a
little nearer to it. But, no matter for that. We came
to the house, and it is an old house, full of great chimneys
where wood is burnt on ancient dogs upon the hearth, and grim
portraits (some of them with grim legends, too) lower
distrustfully from the oaken panels of the walls. We are a
middle-aged nobleman, and we make a generous supper with our host
and hostess and their guests—it being Christmas-time, and
the old house full of company—and then we go to bed.
Our room is a very old room. It is hung with
tapestry. We don’t like the portrait of a cavalier in
green, over the fireplace. There are great black beams in
the ceiling, and there is a great black bedstead, supported at
the foot by two great black figures, who seem to have come off a
couple of tombs in the old baronial church in the park, for our
particular accommodation. But, we are not a superstitious
nobleman, and we don’t mind. Well! we dismiss our
servant, lock the door, and sit before the fire in our
dressing-gown, musing about a great many things. At length
we go to bed. Well! we can’t sleep. We toss and
tumble, and can’t sleep. The embers on the hearth
burn fitfully and make the room look ghostly. We
can’t help peeping out over the counterpane, at the two
black figures and the cavalier—that wicked-looking
cavalier—in green. In the flickering light they seem
to advance and retire: which, though we are not by any means a
superstitious nobleman, is not agreeable. Well! we get
nervous—more and more nervous. We say “This is
very foolish, but we can’t stand this; we’ll pretend
to be ill, and knock up somebody.” Well! we are just
going to do it, when the locked door opens, and there comes in a
young woman, deadly pale, and with long fair hair, who glides to
the fire, and sits down in the chair we have left there, wringing
her hands. Then, we notice that her clothes are wet.
Our tongue cleaves to the roof of our mouth, and we can’t
speak; but, we observe her accurately. Her clothes are wet;
her long hair is dabbled with moist mud; she is dressed in the
fashion of two hundred years ago; and she has at her girdle a
bunch of rusty keys. Well! there she sits, and we
can’t even faint, we are in such a state about it.
Presently she gets up, and tries all the locks in the room with
the rusty keys, which won’t fit one of them; then, she
fixes her eyes on the portrait of the cavalier in green, and
says, in a low, terrible voice, “The stags know
it!” After that, she wrings her hands again, passes
the bedside, and goes out at the door. We hurry on our
dressing-gown, seize our pistols (we always travel with pistols),
and are following, when we find the door locked. We turn
the key, look out into the dark gallery; no one there. We
wander away, and try to find our servant. Can’t be
done. We pace the gallery till daybreak; then return to our
deserted room, fall asleep, and are awakened by our servant
(nothing ever haunts him) and the shining sun. Well! we
make a wretched breakfast, and all the company say we look
queer. After breakfast, we go over the house with our host,
and then we take him to the portrait of the cavalier in green,
and then it all comes out. He was false to a young
housekeeper once attached to that family, and famous for her
beauty, who drowned herself in a pond, and whose body was
discovered, after a long time, because the stags refused to drink
of the water. Since which, it has been whispered that she
traverses the house at midnight (but goes especially to that room
where the cavalier in green was wont to sleep), trying the old
locks with the rusty keys. Well! we tell our host of what
we have seen, and a shade comes over his features, and he begs it
may be hushed up; and so it is. But, it’s all true;
and we said so, before we died (we are dead now) to many
responsible people.</p>
<p>There is no end to the old houses, with resounding galleries,
and dismal state-bedchambers, and haunted wings shut up for many
years, through which we may ramble, with an agreeable creeping up
our back, and encounter any number of ghosts, but (it is worthy
of remark perhaps) reducible to a very few general types and
classes; for, ghosts have little originality, and
“walk” in a beaten track. Thus, it comes to
pass, that a certain room in a certain old hall, where a certain
bad lord, baronet, knight, or gentleman, shot himself, has
certain planks in the floor from which the blood <i>will not</i>
be taken out. You may scrape and scrape, as the present
owner has done, or plane and plane, as his father did, or scrub
and scrub, as his grandfather did, or burn and burn with strong
acids, as his great-grandfather did, but, there the blood will
still be—no redder and no paler—no more and no
less—always just the same. Thus, in such another
house there is a haunted door, that never will keep open; or
another door that never will keep shut, or a haunted sound of a
spinning-wheel, or a hammer, or a footstep, or a cry, or a sigh,
or a horse’s tramp, or the rattling of a chain. Or
else, there is a turret-clock, which, at the midnight hour,
strikes thirteen when the head of the family is going to die; or
a shadowy, immovable black carriage which at such a time is
always seen by somebody, waiting near the great gates in the
stable-yard. Or thus, it came to pass how Lady Mary went to
pay a visit at a large wild house in the Scottish Highlands, and,
being fatigued with her long journey, retired to bed early, and
innocently said, next morning, at the breakfast-table, “How
odd, to have so late a party last night, in this remote place,
and not to tell me of it, before I went to bed!”
Then, every one asked Lady Mary what she meant? Then, Lady
Mary replied, “Why, all night long, the carriages were
driving round and round the terrace, underneath my
window!” Then, the owner of the house turned pale,
and so did his Lady, and Charles Macdoodle of Macdoodle signed to
Lady Mary to say no more, and every one was silent. After
breakfast, Charles Macdoodle told Lady Mary that it was a
tradition in the family that those rumbling carriages on the
terrace betokened death. And so it proved, for, two months
afterwards, the Lady of the mansion died. And Lady Mary,
who was a Maid of Honour at Court, often told this story to the
old Queen Charlotte; by this token that the old King always said,
“Eh, eh? What, what? Ghosts, ghosts? No
such thing, no such thing!” And never left off saying
so, until he went to bed.</p>
<p>Or, a friend of somebody’s whom most of us know, when he
was a young man at college, had a particular friend, with whom he
made the compact that, if it were possible for the Spirit to
return to this earth after its separation from the body, he of
the twain who first died, should reappear to the other. In
course of time, this compact was forgotten by our friend; the two
young men having progressed in life, and taken diverging paths
that were wide asunder. But, one night, many years
afterwards, our friend being in the North of England, and staying
for the night in an inn, on the Yorkshire Moors, happened to look
out of bed; and there, in the moonlight, leaning on a bureau near
the window, steadfastly regarding him, saw his old college
friend! The appearance being solemnly addressed, replied,
in a kind of whisper, but very audibly, “Do not come near
me. I am dead. I am here to redeem my promise.
I come from another world, but may not disclose its
secrets!” Then, the whole form becoming paler,
melted, as it were, into the moonlight, and faded away.</p>
<p>Or, there was the daughter of the first occupier of the
picturesque Elizabethan house, so famous in our
neighbourhood. You have heard about her? No!
Why, <i>She</i> went out one summer evening at twilight, when she
was a beautiful girl, just seventeen years of age, to gather
flowers in the garden; and presently came running, terrified,
into the hall to her father, saying, “Oh, dear father, I
have met myself!” He took her in his arms, and told
her it was fancy, but she said, “Oh no! I met myself
in the broad walk, and I was pale and gathering withered flowers,
and I turned my head, and held them up!” And, that
night, she died; and a picture of her story was begun, though
never finished, and they say it is somewhere in the house to this
day, with its face to the wall.</p>
<p>Or, the uncle of my brother’s wife was riding home on
horseback, one mellow evening at sunset, when, in a green lane
close to his own house, he saw a man standing before him, in the
very centre of a narrow way. “Why does that man in
the cloak stand there!” he thought. “Does he
want me to ride over him?” But the figure never
moved. He felt a strange sensation at seeing it so still,
but slackened his trot and rode forward. When he was so
close to it, as almost to touch it with his stirrup, his horse
shied, and the figure glided up the bank, in a curious, unearthly
manner—backward, and without seeming to use its
feet—and was gone. The uncle of my brother’s
wife, exclaiming, “Good Heaven! It’s my cousin
Harry, from Bombay!” put spurs to his horse, which was
suddenly in a profuse sweat, and, wondering at such strange
behaviour, dashed round to the front of his house. There,
he saw the same figure, just passing in at the long French window
of the drawing-room, opening on the ground. He threw his
bridle to a servant, and hastened in after it. His sister
was sitting there, alone. “Alice, where’s my
cousin Harry?” “Your cousin Harry,
John?” “Yes. From Bombay. I met him
in the lane just now, and saw him enter here, this
instant.” Not a creature had been seen by any one;
and in that hour and minute, as it afterwards appeared, this
cousin died in India.</p>
<p>Or, it was a certain sensible old maiden lady, who died at
ninety-nine, and retained her faculties to the last, who really
did see the Orphan Boy; a story which has often been incorrectly
told, but, of which the real truth is this—because it is,
in fact, a story belonging to our family—and she was a
connexion of our family. When she was about forty years of
age, and still an uncommonly fine woman (her lover died young,
which was the reason why she never married, though she had many
offers), she went to stay at a place in Kent, which her brother,
an Indian-Merchant, had newly bought. There was a story
that this place had once been held in trust by the guardian of a
young boy; who was himself the next heir, and who killed the
young boy by harsh and cruel treatment. She knew nothing of
that. It has been said that there was a Cage in her bedroom
in which the guardian used to put the boy. There was no
such thing. There was only a closet. She went to bed,
made no alarm whatever in the night, and in the morning said
composedly to her maid when she came in, “Who is the pretty
forlorn-looking child who has been peeping out of that closet all
night?” The maid replied by giving a loud scream, and
instantly decamping. She was surprised; but she was a woman
of remarkable strength of mind, and she dressed herself and went
downstairs, and closeted herself with her brother.
“Now, Walter,” she said, “I have been disturbed
all night by a pretty, forlorn-looking boy, who has been
constantly peeping out of that closet in my room, which I
can’t open. This is some trick.” “I
am afraid not, Charlotte,” said he, “for it is the
legend of the house. It is the Orphan Boy. What did
he do?” “He opened the door softly,” said
she, “and peeped out. Sometimes, he came a step or
two into the room. Then, I called to him, to encourage him,
and he shrunk, and shuddered, and crept in again, and shut the
door.” “The closet has no communication,
Charlotte,” said her brother, “with any other part of
the house, and it’s nailed up.” This was
undeniably true, and it took two carpenters a whole forenoon to
get it open, for examination. Then, she was satisfied that
she had seen the Orphan Boy. But, the wild and terrible
part of the story is, that he was also seen by three of her
brother’s sons, in succession, who all died young. On
the occasion of each child being taken ill, he came home in a
heat, twelve hours before, and said, Oh, Mamma, he had been
playing under a particular oak-tree, in a certain meadow, with a
strange boy—a pretty, forlorn-looking boy, who was very
timid, and made signs! From fatal experience, the parents
came to know that this was the Orphan Boy, and that the course of
that child whom he chose for his little playmate was surely
run.</p>
<p>Legion is the name of the German castles, where we sit up
alone to wait for the Spectre—where we are shown into a
room, made comparatively cheerful for our reception—where
we glance round at the shadows, thrown on the blank walls by the
crackling fire—where we feel very lonely when the village
innkeeper and his pretty daughter have retired, after laying down
a fresh store of wood upon the hearth, and setting forth on the
small table such supper-cheer as a cold roast capon, bread,
grapes, and a flask of old Rhine wine—where the
reverberating doors close on their retreat, one after another,
like so many peals of sullen thunder—and where, about the
small hours of the night, we come into the knowledge of divers
supernatural mysteries. Legion is the name of the haunted
German students, in whose society we draw yet nearer to the fire,
while the schoolboy in the corner opens his eyes wide and round,
and flies off the footstool he has chosen for his seat, when the
door accidentally blows open. Vast is the crop of such
fruit, shining on our Christmas Tree; in blossom, almost at the
very top; ripening all down the boughs!</p>
<p>Among the later toys and fancies hanging there—as idle
often and less pure—be the images once associated with the
sweet old Waits, the softened music in the night, ever
unalterable! Encircled by the social thoughts of
Christmas-time, still let the benignant figure of my childhood
stand unchanged! In every cheerful image and suggestion
that the season brings, may the bright star that rested above the
poor roof, be the star of all the Christian World! A
moment’s pause, O vanishing tree, of which the lower boughs
are dark to me as yet, and let me look once more! I know
there are blank spaces on thy branches, where eyes that I have
loved have shone and smiled; from which they are departed.
But, far above, I see the raiser of the dead girl, and the
Widow’s Son; and God is good! If Age be hiding for me
in the unseen portion of thy downward growth, O may I, with a
grey head, turn a child’s heart to that figure yet, and a
child’s trustfulness and confidence!</p>
<p>Now, the tree is decorated with bright merriment, and song,
and dance, and cheerfulness. And they are welcome.
Innocent and welcome be they ever held, beneath the branches of
the Christmas Tree, which cast no gloomy shadow! But, as it
sinks into the ground, I hear a whisper going through the
leaves. “This, in commemoration of the law of love
and kindness, mercy and compassion. This, in remembrance of
Me!”</p>
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