<h2>CHAPTER XX. THE GREAT PEAK OF CAMEROONS - (continued).</h2>
<br/>
<p><i>Setting forth how the Voyager attains the summit of Mungo Mah
Lobeh, and descends therefrom to Victoria, to which is added some remarks
on the natural history of the West Coast porter, and the native methods
of making fire.</i></p>
<p><i>September 26th</i>. - The weather is undecided and so am I, for
I feel doubtful about going on in this weather, but I do not like to
give up the peak after going through so much for it. The boys
being dry and warm with the fires have forgotten their troubles.
However, I settle in my mind to keep on, and ask for volunteers to come
with me, and Bum, the head man, and Xenia announce their willingness.
I put two tins of meat and a bottle of Herr Liebert’s beer into
the little wooden box, and insist on both men taking a blanket apiece,
much to their disgust, and before six o’clock we are off over
the crater plain. It is a broken bit of country with rock mounds
sparsely overgrown with tufts of grass, and here and there are patches
of boggy land, not real bog, but damp places where grow little clumps
of rushes, and here and there among the rocks sorely-afflicted shrubs
of broom, and the yellow-flowered shrub I have mentioned before, and
quantities of very sticky heather, feeling when you catch hold of it
as if it had been covered with syrup. One might fancy the entire
race of shrubs was dying out; for one you see partially alive there
are twenty skeletons which fall to pieces as you brush past them.</p>
<p>It is downhill the first part of the way, that is to say, the trend
of the land is downhill, for be it down or up, the details of it are
rugged mounds and masses of burnt-out lava rock. It is evil going,
but perhaps not quite so evil as the lower hillocks of the great wall
where the rocks are hidden beneath long slippery grass. We wind
our way in between the mounds, or clamber over them, or scramble along
their sides impartially. The general level is then flat, and then
comes a rise towards the peak wall, so we steer N.N.E. until we strike
the face of the peak, and then commence a stiff rough climb.</p>
<p>We keep as straight as we can, but get driven at an angle by the
strange ribs of rock which come straight down. These are most
tiresome to deal with, getting worse the higher we go, and so rotten
and weather-eaten are they that they crumble into dust and fragments
under our feet. Head man gets half a dozen falls, and when we
are about three parts of the way up Xenia gives in. The cold and
the climbing are too much for him, so I make him wrap himself up in
his blanket, which he is glad enough of now, and shelter in a depression
under one of the many rock ridges, and Head man and I go on. When
we are some 600 feet higher the iron-grey mist comes curling and waving
round the rocks above us, like some savage monster defending them from
intruders, and I again debate whether I was justified in risking the
men, for it is a risk for them at this low temperature, with the evil
weather I know, and they do not know, is coming on. But still
we have food and blankets with us enough for them, and the camp in the
plain below they can reach all right, if the worst comes to the worst;
and for myself - well - that’s my own affair, and no one will
be a ha’porth the worse if I am dead in an hour. So I hitch
myself on to the rocks, and take bearings, particularly bearings of
Xenia’s position, who, I should say, has got a tin of meat and
a flask of rum with him, and then turn and face the threatening mist.
It rises and falls, and sends out arm-like streams towards us, and then
Bum, the head man, decides to fail for the third time to reach the peak,
and I leave him wrapped in his blanket with the bag of provisions, and
go on alone into the wild, grey, shifting, whirling mist above, and
soon find myself at the head of a rock ridge in a narrowish depression,
walled by massive black walls which show fitfully but firmly through
the mist.</p>
<p>I can see three distinctly high cones before me, and then the mist,
finding it cannot drive me back easily, proceeds to desperate methods,
and lashes out with a burst of bitter wind, and a sheet of blinding,
stinging rain. I make my way up through it towards a peak which
I soon see through a tear in the mist is not the highest, so I angle
off and go up the one to the left, and after a desperate fight reach
the cairn - only, alas! to find a hurricane raging and a fog in full
possession, and not a ten yards’ view to be had in any direction.
Near the cairn on the ground are several bottles, some of which the
energetic German officers, I suppose, had emptied in honour of their
achievement, an achievement I bow down before, for their pluck and strength
had taken them here in a shorter time by far than mine. I do not
meddle with anything, save to take a few specimens and to put a few
more rocks on the cairn, and to put in among them my card, merely as
a civility to Mungo, a civility his Majesty will soon turn into pulp.
Not that it matters - what is done is done.</p>
<p>The weather grows worse every minute, and no sign of any clearing
shows in the indigo sky or the wind-reft mist. The rain lashes
so fiercely I cannot turn my face to it and breathe, the wind is all
I can do to stand up against.</p>
<p>Verily I am no mountaineer, for there is in me no exultation, but
only a deep disgust because the weather has robbed me of my main object
in coming here, namely to get a good view and an idea of the way the
unexplored mountain range behind Calabar trends. I took my chance
and it failed, so there’s nothing to complain about.</p>
<p>Comforting myself with these reflections, I start down to find Bum,
and do so neatly, and then together we scramble down carefully among
the rotten black rocks, intent on finding Xenia. The scene is
very grand. At one minute we can see nothing save the black rocks
and cinders under foot; the next the wind-torn mist separates now in
one direction, now in another, showing us always the same wild scene
of great black cliffs, rising in jagged peaks and walls around and above
us. I think this walled cauldron we had just left is really the
highest crater on Mungo. <SPAN name="citation439"></SPAN><SPAN href="#footnote439">{439}</SPAN></p>
<p>We soon become anxious about Xenia, for this is a fearfully easy
place to lose a man in such weather, but just as we get below the thickest
part of the pall of mist, I observe a doll-sized figure, standing on
one leg taking on or off its trousers - our lost Xenia, beyond a shadow
of a doubt, and we go down direct to him.</p>
<p>When we reach him we halt, and I give the two men one of the tins
of meat, and take another and the bottle of beer myself, and then make
a hasty sketch of the great crater plain below us. At the further
edge of the plain a great white cloud is coming up from below, which
argues badly for our trip down the great wall to the forest camp, which
I am anxious to reach before nightfall after our experience of the accommodation
afforded by our camp in the crater plain last night.</p>
<p>While I am sitting waiting for the men to finish their meal, I feel
a chill at my back, as if some cold thing had settled there, and turning
round, see the mist from the summit above coming in a wall down towards
us. These mists up here, as far as my experience goes, are always
preceded by a strange breath of ice-cold air - not necessarily a wind.</p>
<p>Bum then draws my attention to a strange funnel-shaped thing coming
down from the clouds to the north. A big waterspout, I presume:
it seems to be moving rapidly N.E., and I profoundly hope it will hold
that course, for we have quite as much as we can manage with the ordinary
rain-water supply on this mountain, without having waterspouts to deal
with.</p>
<p>We start off down the mountain as rapidly as we can. Xenia
is very done up, and Head man comes perilously near breaking his neck
by frequent falls among the rocks; my unlucky boots are cut through
and through by the latter. When we get down towards the big crater
plain, it is a race between us and the pursuing mist as to who shall
reach the camp first, and the mist wins, but we have just time to make
out the camp’s exact position before it closes round us, so we
reach it without any real difficulty. When we get there, about
one o’clock, I find the men have kept the fires alight and Cook
is asleep before one of them with another conflagration smouldering
in his hair. I get him to make me tea, while the others pack up
as quickly as possible, and by two we are all off on our way down to
the forest camp.</p>
<p>The boys are nervous in their way of going down over the mountain
wall. The misadventures of Cook alone would fill volumes.
Monrovia boy is out and away the best man at this work. Just as
we reach the high jungle grass, down comes the rain and up comes the
mist, and we have the worst time we have had during our whole trip,
in our endeavours to find the hole in the forest that leads to our old
camp.</p>
<p>Unfortunately, I must needs go in for acrobatic performances on the
top of one of the highest, rockiest hillocks. Poising myself on
one leg I take a rapid slide sideways, ending in a very showy leap backwards
which lands me on the top of the lantern I am carrying to-day, among
miscellaneous rocks. There being fifteen feet or so of jungle
grass above me, all the dash and beauty of my performance are as much
thrown away as I am, for my boys are too busy on their own accounts
in the mist to miss me. After resting some little time as I fell,
and making and unmaking the idea in my mind that I am killed, I get
up, clamber elaborately to the top of the next hillock, and shout for
the boys, and “Ma,” “ma,” comes back from my
flock from various points out of the fog. I find Bum and Monrovia
boy, and learn that during my absence Xenia, who always fancies himself
as a path-finder, has taken the lead, and gone off somewhere with the
rest. We shout and the others answer, and we join them, and it
soon becomes evident to the meanest intelligence that Xenia had better
have spent his time attending to those things of his instead of going
in for guiding, for we are now right off the track we made through the
grass on our up journey, and we proceed to have a cheerful hour or so
in the wet jungle, ploughing hither and thither, trying to find our
way.</p>
<p>At last we pick up the top of a tongue of forest that we all feel
is ours, but we - that is to say, Xenia and I, for the others go like
lambs to the slaughter wherever they are led - disagree as to the path.
He wants to go down one side of the tongue, I to go down the other,
and I have my way, and we wade along, skirting the bushes that fringe
it, trying to find our hole. I own I soon begin to feel shaky
about having been right in the affair, but soon Xenia, who is leading,
shouts he has got it, and we limp in, our feet sore with rugged rocks,
and everything we have on, or in the loads, wringing wet, save the matches,
which providentially I had put into my soap-box.</p>
<p>Anything more dismal than the look of that desired camp when we reach
it, I never saw. Pools of water everywhere. The fire-house
a limp ruin, the camp bed I have been thinking fondly of for the past
hour a water cistern. I tilt the water out of it, and say a few
words to it regarding its hide-bound idiocy in obeying its military
instructions to be waterproof; and then, while the others are putting
up the fire-house, Head man and I get out the hidden demijohn of rum,
and the beef and rice, and I serve out a tot of rum each to the boys,
who are shivering dreadfully, waiting for Cook to get the fire.
He soon does this, and then I have my hot tea and the men their hot
food, for now we have returned to the luxury of two cooking pots.</p>
<p>Their education in bush is evidently progressing, for they make themselves
a big screen with boughs and spare blankets, between the wind and the
fire-house, and I get Xenia to cut some branches, and place them on
the top of my waterproof sheet shelter, and we are fairly comfortable
again, and the boys quite merry and very well satisfied with themselves.</p>
<p>Unfortunately the subject of their nightly debating society is human
conduct, a subject ever fraught with dangerous elements of differences
of opinion. They are busy discussing, with their mouths full of
rice and beef, the conduct of an absent friend, who it seems is generally
regarded by them as a spendthrift. “He gets plenty money,
but he no have none no time.” “He go frow it away
- on woman, and drink.” “He no buy clothes.”
This last is evidently a very heavy accusation, but Kefalla says, “What
can a man buy with money better than them thing he like best?”</p>
<p>There is a very peculiar look on the rotten wood on the ground round
here; to-night it has patches and flecks of iridescence like one sees
on herrings or mackerel that have been kept too long. The appearance
of this strange eerie light in among the bush is very weird and charming.
I have seen it before in dark forests at night, but never so much of
it.</p>
<p><i>September 27th</i>. - Fine morning. It’s a blessing
my Pappenheimers have not recognised what this means for the afternoon.
We take things very leisurely. I know it’s no good hurrying,
we are dead sure of getting a ducking before we reach Buea anyhow, so
we may as well enjoy ourselves while we can.</p>
<p>I ask my boys how they would “make fire suppose no matches
live.” Not one of them thinks it possible to do so, “it
pass man to do them thing suppose he no got live stick or matches.”
They are coast boys, all of them, and therefore used to luxury, but
it is really remarkable how widely diffused matches are inland, and
how very dependent on them these natives are. When I have been
away in districts where they have not penetrated, it is exceedingly
rarely that the making of fire has to be resorted to. I think
I may say that in most African villages it has not had to be done for
years and years, because when a woman’s fire has gone out, owing
to her having been out at work all day, she just runs into some neighbour’s
hut where there is a fire burning, and gives compliments, and picks
up a burning stick from the fire and runs home. From this comes
the compliment, equivalent to our “Oh! don’t go away yet,”
of “You come to fetch fire.” This will be said to
you all the way from Sierra Leone to Loanda, as far as I know, if you
have been making yourself agreeable in an African home, even if the
process may have extended over a day or so. The hunters, like
the Fans, have to make fire, and do it now with a flint and steel; but
in districts where their tutor in this method - the flint-lock gun -
is not available, they will do it with two sticks, not always like the
American Indians’ fire-sticks. One stick is placed horizontally
on the ground and the other twirled rapidly between the palms of the
hands, but sometimes two bits of palm stick are worked in a hole in
a bigger bit of wood, the hole stuffed round with the pith of a tree
or with silk cotton fluff, and the two sticks rotated vigorously.
Again, on one occasion I saw a Bakele woman make fire by means of a
slip of rafia palm drawn very rapidly, to and fro, across a notch in
another piece of rafia wood. In most domesticated tribes, like
the Effiks or the Igalwa, if they are going out to their plantation,
they will enclose a live stick in a hollow piece of a certain sort of
wood, which has a lining of its interior pith left in it, and they will
carry this “fire box” with them. Or if they are going
on a long canoe journey, there is always the fire in the bow of the
canoe put into a calabash full of sand, or failing that, into a bed
of clay with a sand rim round it.</p>
<p>By 10 o’clock we are off down to Buea. At 10.15 it pours
as it can here; by 10.17 we are all in our normal condition of bedraggled
saturation, and plodding down carefully and cheerfully among the rocks
and roots of the forest, following the path we have beaten and cut for
ourselves on our way up. It is dangerously slippery, particularly
that part of it through the amomums, and stumps of the cut amomums are
very likely to spike your legs badly - and, my friend, never, never,
step on one of the amomum stems lying straight in front of you, particularly
when they are soaking wet. Ice slides are nothing to them, and
when you fall, as you inevitably must, because all the things you grab
hold of are either rotten, or as brittle as Salviati glass-ware vases,
you hurt yourself in no end of places, on those aforesaid cut amomum
stumps. I am speaking from sad experiences of my own, amplified
by observations on the experiences of my men.</p>
<p>The path, when we get down again into the tree-fern region, is inches
deep in mud and water, and several places where we have a drop of five
feet or so over lumps of rock are worse work going down than we found
them going up, especially when we have to drop down on to amomum stems.
One abominable place, a V-shaped hollow, mud-lined, and with an immense
tree right across it - a tree one of our tornadoes has thrown down since
we passed - bothers the men badly, as they slip and scramble down, and
then crawl under the tree and slip and scramble up with their loads.
I say nothing about myself. I just take a flying slide of twenty
feet or so and shoot flump under the tree on my back, and then deliberate
whether it is worth while getting up again to go on with such a world;
but vanity forbids my dying like a dog in a ditch, and I scramble up,
rejoining the others where they are standing on a cross-path: our path
going S.E. by E., the other S.S.W. Two men have already gone down
the S.W. one, which I feel sure is the upper end of the path Sasu had
led us to and wasted time on our first day’s march; the middle
regions of which were, as we had found from its lower end, impassable
with vegetation. So after futile attempts to call the other two
back, we go on down the S.E. one, and get shortly into a plantation
of giant kokos mid-leg deep in most excellent fine mould - the sort
of stuff you pay 6 shillings a load for in England to start a conservatory
bed with. Upon my word, the quantities of things there are left
loose in Africa, that ought to be kept in menageries and greenhouses
and not let go wild about the country, are enough to try a Saint.</p>
<p>We then pass through a clump of those lovely great tree-ferns.
The way their young fronds come up with a graceful curl, like the top
of a bishop’s staff, is a poem; but being at present fractious,
I will observe that they are covered with horrid spines, as most young
vegetables are in Africa. But talking about spines, I should remark
that nothing save that precious climbing palm - I never like to say
what I feel about climbing palms, because one once saved my life - equals
the strong bush rope which abounds here. It is covered with short,
strong, curved thorns. It creeps along concealed by decorative
vegetation, and you get your legs twined in it, and of course injured.
It festoons itself from tree to tree, and when your mind is set on other
things, catches you under the chin, and gives you the appearance of
having made a determined but ineffectual attempt to cut your throat
with a saw. It whisks your hat off and grabs your clothes, and
commits other iniquities too numerous to catalogue here. Years
and years that bush rope will wait for a man’s blood, and when
he comes within reach it will have it.</p>
<p>We are well down now among the tree-stems grown over with rich soft
green moss and delicate filmy-ferns. I should think that for a
botanist these south-eastern slopes of Mungo Mah Lobeh would be the
happiest hunting grounds in all West Africa.</p>
<p>The vegetation here is at the point of its supreme luxuriance, owing
to the richness of the soil; the leaves of trees and plants I recognise
as having seen elsewhere are here far larger, and the undergrowth particularly
is more rich and varied, far and away. Ferns seem to find here
a veritable paradise. Everything, in fact, is growing at its best.</p>
<p>We come to another fallen tree over another hole; this tree we recognise
as an old acquaintance near Buea, and I feel disgusted, for I had put
on a clean blouse, and washed my hands in a tea-cupful of water in a
cooking pot before leaving the forest camp, so as to look presentable
on reaching Buea, and not give Herr Liebert the same trouble he had
to recognise the white from the black members of the party that he said
he had with the members of the first expedition to the peak; and all
I have got to show for my exertion that is clean or anything like dry
is one cuff over which I have been carrying a shawl.</p>
<p>We double round a corner by the stockade of the station’s plantation,
and are at the top of the mud glissade - the new Government path, I
should say - that leads down into the barrack-yard.</p>
<p>Our arrival brings Herr Liebert promptly on the scene, as kindly
helpful and energetic as ever, and again anxious for me to have a bath.
The men bring our saturated loads into my room, and after giving them
their food and plenty of tobacco, I get my hot tea and change into the
clothes I had left behind at Buea, and feeling once more fit for polite
society, go out and find his Imperial and Royal Majesty’s representative
making a door, tightening the boards up with wedges in a very artful
and professional way. We discourse on things in general and the
mountain in particular. The great south-east face is now showing
clear before us, the clearness that usually comes before night-fall.
It looks again a vast wall, and I wish I were going up it again to-morrow.
When “the Calabar major” set it on fire in the dry season
it must have been a noble sight.</p>
<p>The north-eastern edge of the slope of the mountain seems to me unbroken
up to the peak. The great crater we went and camped in must be
a very early one in the history of the mountain, and out of it the present
summit seems to have been thrown up. From the sea face, the western,
I am told the slope is continuous on the whole, although there are several
craters on that side; seventy craters all told are so far known on Mungo.</p>
<p>The last reported eruption was in 1852, when signs of volcanic activity
were observed by a captain who was passing at sea. The lava from
this eruption must have gone down the western side, for I have come
across no fresh lava beds in my wanderings on the other face.
Herr Liebert has no confidence in the mountain whatsoever, and announces
his intention of leaving Buea with the army on the first symptom of
renewed volcanic activity. I attempt to discourage him from this
energetic plan, pointing out to him the beauty of that Roman soldier
at Pompeii who was found, centuries after that eruption, still at his
post; and if he regards that as merely mechanical virtue, why not pursue
the plan of the elder Pliny? Herr Liebert planes away at his door,
and says it’s not in his orders to make scientific observations
on volcanoes in a state of eruption. When it is he’ll do
so - until it is, he most decidedly will not. He adds Pliny was
an admiral and sailors are always as curious as cats.</p>
<p>Buea seems a sporting place for weather even without volcanic eruptions,
during the whole tornado season (there are two a year), over-charged
tornadoes burst in the barrack yard. From the 14th of June till
the 27th of August you never see the sun, because of the terrific and
continuous wet season downpour. At the beginning and end of this
cheerful period occurs a month’s tornado season, and the rest
of the year is dry, hot by day and cold by night.</p>
<p>They are talking of making Buea into a sanatorium for the fever-stricken.
I do not fancy somehow that it’s a suitable place for a man who
has got all the skin off his nerves with fever and quinine, and is very
liable to chill; but all Governments on the Coast, English, German,
or French, are stark mad on the subject of sanatoriums in high places,
though the experience they have had of them has clearly pointed out
that they are valueless in West Africa, and a man’s one chance
is to get out to sea on a ship that will take him outside the three-mile-deep
fever-belt of the coast.</p>
<p>Herr Liebert gives me some interesting details about the first establishment
of the station here and a bother he had with the plantations.
Only a short time ago the soldiers brought him in some black wood spikes,
which they had found with their feet, set into the path leading to the
station’s koko plantations, to the end of laming the men.
On further investigation there were also found pits, carefully concealed
with sticks and leaves, and the bottoms lined with bad thorns, also
with malicious intent. The local Bakwiri chiefs were called in
and asked to explain these phenomena existing in a country where peace
had been concluded, and the chiefs said it was quite a mistake, those
things had not been put there to kill soldiers, but only to attract
their attention, to kill and injure their own fellow-tribesmen who had
been stealing from plantations latterly. That’s the West
African’s way entirely all along the Coast; the “child-like”
native will turn out and shoot you with a gun to attract your attention
to the fact that a tribe you never heard of has been and stolen one
of his ladies, whom you never saw. It’s the sweet infant’s
way of “rousing up popular opinion,” but I do not admire
or approve of it. If I am to be shot for a crime, for goodness
sake let me commit the crime first.</p>
<p><i>September 28th</i>. - Down to Victoria in one day, having no desire
to renew and amplify my acquaintance with the mission station at Buana.
It poured torrentially all the day through. The old chief at Buana
was very nice to-day when we were coming through his territory.
He came out to meet us with some of his wives. Both men and women
among these Bakwiri are tattooed, and also painted, on the body, face
and arms, but as far as I have seen not on the legs. The patterns
are handsome, and more elaborate than any such that I have seen.
One man who came with the party had two figures of men tattooed on the
region where his waistcoat should have been. I gave the chief
some tobacco though he never begged for anything. He accepted
it thankfully, and handing it to his wives preceded us on our path for
about a mile and a half and then having reached the end of his district,
we shook hands and parted.</p>
<p>After all the rain we have had, the road was of course worse than
ever, and as we were going through the forest towards the war hedge,
I noticed a strange sound, a dull roar which made the light friable
earth quiver under our feet, and I remembered with alarm the accounts
Herr Liebert has given me of the strange ways of rivers on this mountain;
how by Buea, about 200 metres below where you cross it, the river goes
bodily down a hole. How there is a waterfall on the south face
of the mountain that falls right into another hole, and is never seen
again, any more than the Buea River is. How there are in certain
places underground rivers, which though never seen can be heard roaring,
and felt in the quivering earth under foot in the wet season, and so
on. So I judged our present roar arose from some such phenomenon,
and with feminine nervousness began to fear that the rotten water-logged
earth we were on might give way, and engulf the whole of us, and we
should never be seen again. But when we got down into our next
ravine, the one where I got the fish and water-spiders on our way up,
things explained themselves. The bed of this ravine was occupied
by a raging torrent of great beauty, but alarming appearance to a person
desirous of getting across to the other side of it. On our right
hand was a waterfall of tons of water thirty feet high or so.
The brown water wreathed with foam dashed down into the swirling pool
we faced, and at the other edge of the pool, striking a ridge of higher
rock, it flew up in a lovely flange some twelve feet or so high, before
making another and a deeper spring to form a second waterfall.
My men shouted to me above the roar that it was “a bad place.”
They never give me half the credit I deserve for seeing danger, and
they said, “Water all go for hole down there, we fit to go too
suppose we fall.” “Don’t fall,” I yelled
which was the only good advice I could think of to give them just then.</p>
<p>Each small load had to be carried across by two men along a submerged
ridge in the pool, where the water was only breast high. I had
all I could do to get through it, though assisted by my invaluable Bakwiri
staff. But no harm befell. Indeed we were all the better
for it, or at all events cleaner. We met five torrents that had
to be waded during the day; none so bad as the first but all superbly
beautiful.</p>
<p>When we turned our faces westwards just above the wood we had to
pass through before getting into the great road, the view of Victoria,
among its hills, and fronted by its bay, was divinely lovely and glorious
with colour. I left the boys here, as they wanted to rest, and
to hunt up water, etc., among the little cluster of huts that are here
on the right-hand side of the path, and I went on alone down through
the wood, and out on to the road, where I found my friend, the Alsatian
engineer, still flourishing and busy with his cheery gang of woodcutters.
I made a brief halt here, getting some soda water. I was not anxious
to reach Victoria before nightfall, but yet to reach it before dinner,
and while I was chatting, my boys came through the wood and the engineer
most kindly gave them a tot of brandy apiece, to which I owe their arrival
in Victoria. I left them again resting, fearing I had overdone
my arrangements for arriving just after nightfall and went on down that
road which was more terrible than ever now to my bruised, weary feet,
but even more lovely than ever in the dying light of the crimson sunset,
with all its dark shadows among the trees begemmed with countless fire-flies
- and so safe into Victoria - sneaking up the Government House hill
by the private path through the Botanical Gardens.</p>
<p>Idabea, the steward, turned up, and I asked him to let me have some
tea and bread and butter, for I was dreadfully hungry. He rushed
off, and I heard tremendous operations going on in the room above.
In a few seconds water poured freely down through the dining-room ceiling.
It was bath palaver again. The excellent Idabea evidently thought
it was severely wanted, more wanted than such vanities as tea.
Fortunately, Herr von Lucke was away down in town, looking after duty
as usual, so I was tidy before he returned to dinner. When he
returned he had the satisfaction a prophet should feel. I had
got half-drowned, and I had got an awful cold, the most awful cold in
the head of modern times, I believe, but he was not artistically exultant
over my afflictions.</p>
<p>My men having all reported themselves safe I went to my comfortable
rooms, but could not turn in, so fascinating was the warmth and beauty
down here; and as I sat on the verandah overlooking Victoria and the
sea, in the dim soft light of the stars, with the fire-flies round me,
and the lights of Victoria away below, and heard the soft rush of the
Lukola River, and the sound of the sea-surf on the rocks, and the tom-tomming
and singing of the natives, all matching and mingling together, “Why
did I come to Africa?” thought I. Why! who would not come
to its twin brother hell itself for all the beauty and the charm of
it!</p>
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