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<h2> Chapter 5. VACATION </h2>
<p>Everyone was glad of a holiday next morning, and all lingered over the
breakfast-table, till Mrs Jo suddenly exclaimed:</p>
<p>'Why, there's a dog!' And on the threshold of the door appeared a great
deer-hound, standing motionless, with his eyes fixed on Dan.</p>
<p>'Hallo, old boy! Couldn't you wait till I came for you? Have you cut away
on the sly? Own up now, and take your whipping like a man,' said Dan,
rising to meet the dog, who reared on his hind legs to look his master in
the face and bark as if uttering an indignant denial of any disobedience.</p>
<p>'All right; Don never lies.' And Dan gave the tall beast a hug, adding as
he glanced out of the window, where a man and horse were seen approaching:</p>
<p>'I left my plunder at the hotel over night, not knowing how I should find
you. Come out and see Octoo, my mustang; she's a beauty.' And Dan was off,
with the family streaming after him, to welcome the newcomer.</p>
<p>They found her preparing to go up the steps in her eagerness to reach her
master, to the great dismay of the man, who was holding her back.</p>
<p>'Let her come,' called Dan; 'she climbs like a cat and jumps like a deer.
Well, my girl, do you want a gallop?' he asked, as the pretty creature
clattered up to him and whinnied with pleasure as he rubbed her nose and
slapped her glossy flank.</p>
<p>'That's what I call a horse worth having,' said Ted, full of admiration
and delight; for he was to have the care of her during Dan's absence.</p>
<p>'What intelligent eyes! She looks as if she would speak,' said Mrs Jo.</p>
<p>'She talks like a human in her way. Very little that she don't know. Hey,
old Lass?' and Dan laid his cheek to hers as if the little black mare was
very dear to him.</p>
<p>'What does "Octoo" mean?' asked Rob.</p>
<p>'Lightning; she deserves it, as you'll see. Black Hawk gave her to me for
my rifle, and we've had high times together out yonder. She's saved my
life more than once. Do you see that scar?'</p>
<p>Dan pointed to a small one, half hidden by the long mane; and standing
with his arm about Octoo's neck, he told the story of it.</p>
<p>'Black Hawk and I were after buffalo one time, but didn't find 'em as soon
as we expected; so our food gave out, and there we were a hundred miles
from Red Deer River, where our camp was. I thought we were done for, but
my brave pal says: "Now I'll show you how we can live till we find the
herds." We were unsaddling for the night by a little pond; there wasn't a
living creature in sight anywhere, not even a bird, and we could see for
miles over the prairies. What do you think we did?' And Dan looked into
the faces round him.</p>
<p>'Ate worms like the Australian fellows,' said Rob. 'Boiled grass or
leaves,' added Mrs Jo.</p>
<p>'Perhaps filled the stomach with clay, as we read of savages doing?'
suggested Mr Bhaer.</p>
<p>'Killed one of the horses,' cried Ted, eager for bloodshed of some sort.</p>
<p>'No; but we bled one of them. See, just here; filled a tin cup, put some
wild sage leaves in it, with water, and heated it over a fire of sticks.
It was good, and we slept well.'</p>
<p>'I guess Octoo didn't.' And Josie patted the animal, with a face full of
sympathy.</p>
<p>'Never minded it a bit. Black Hawk said we could live on the horses
several days and still travel before they felt it. But by another morning
we found the buffalo, and I shot the one whose head is in my box, ready to
hang up and scare brats into fits. He's a fierce old fellow, you bet.'</p>
<p>'What is this strap for?' asked Ted, who was busily examining the Indian
saddle, the single rein and snaffle, with lariat, and round the neck the
leather band he spoke of.</p>
<p>'We hold on to that when we lie along the horse's flank farthest from the
enemy, and fire under the neck as we gallop round and round. I'll show
you.' And springing into the saddle, Dan was off down the steps, tearing
over the lawn at a great pace, sometimes on Octoo's back, sometimes half
hidden as he hung by stirrup and strap, and sometimes off altogether,
running beside her as she loped along, enjoying the fun immensely; while
Don raced after, in a canine rapture at being free again and with his
mates.</p>
<p>It was a fine sight—the three wild things at play, so full of
vigour, grace, and freedom, that for the moment the smooth lawn seemed a
prairie; and the spectators felt as if this glimpse of another life made
their own seem rather tame and colourless.</p>
<p>'This is better than a circus!' cried Mrs Jo, wishing she were a girl
again, that she might take a gallop on this chained lightning of a horse.
'I foresee that Nan will have her hands full setting bones, for Ted will
break every one of his trying to rival Dan.'</p>
<p>'A few falls will not harm, and this new care and pleasure will be good
for him in all ways. But I fear Dan will never follow a plough after
riding a Pegasus like that,' answered Mr Bhaer, as the black mare leaped
the gate and came flying up the avenue, to stop at a word and stand
quivering with excitement, while Dan swung himself off and looked up for
applause.</p>
<p>He received plenty of it, and seemed more pleased for his pet's sake than
for his own. Ted clamoured for a lesson at once, and was soon at ease in
the queer saddle, finding Octoo gentle as a lamb, as he trotted away to
show off at college. Bess came hastening down the hill, having seen the
race from afar; and all collected on the piazza while Dan 'yanked' the
cover off the big box the express had 'dumped' before the door—to
borrow his own words.</p>
<p>Dan usually travelled in light marching order, and hated to have more
luggage than he could carry in his well-worn valise. But now that he had a
little money of his own, he had cumbered himself with a collection of
trophies won by his bow and spear, and brought them home to bestow upon
his friends.</p>
<p>'We shall be devoured with moths,' thought Mrs Jo, as the shaggy head
appeared, followed by a wolf-skin rug for her feet, a bear-skin ditto for
the Professor's study, and Indian garments bedecked with foxes' tails for
the boys.</p>
<p>All nice and warm for a July day, but received with delight nevertheless.
Ted and Josie immediately 'dressed up', learned the war-whoop, and
proceeded to astonish their friends by a series of skirmishes about the
house and grounds, with tomahawks and bows and arrows, till weariness
produced a lull.</p>
<p>Gay birds' wings, plumy pampas grass, strings of wampum, and pretty work
in beads, bark, and feathers, pleased the girls. Minerals, arrow-heads,
and crude sketches interested the Professor; and when the box was empty,
Dan gave Mr Laurie, as his gift, several plaintive Indian songs written on
birch-bark.</p>
<p>'We only want a tent over us to be quite perfect. I feel as if I ought to
give you parched corn and dried meat for dinner, my braves. Nobody will
want lamb and green peas after this splendid pow-wow,' said Mrs Jo,
surveying the picturesque confusion of the long hall, where people lay
about on the rugs, all more or less bedecked with feathers, moccasins, or
beads.</p>
<p>'Moose noses, buffalo tongues, bear steaks, and roasted marrow-bones would
be the thing, but I don't mind a change; so bring on your baa-baa and
green meat,' answered Dan from the box, where he sat in state like a chief
among his tribe, with the great hound at his feet.</p>
<p>The girls began to clear up, but made little headway; for everything they
touched had a story, and all were thrilling, comical, or wild; so they
found it hard to settle to their work, till Dan was carried off by Mr
Laurie.</p>
<p>This was the beginning of the summer holiday, and it was curious to see
what a pleasant little stir Dan's and Emil's coming made in the quiet life
of the studious community; for they seemed to bring a fresh breeze with
them that enlivened everyone. Many of the collegians remained during
vacation; and Plumfield and Parnassus did their best to make these days
pleasant for them, since most came from distant States, were poor, and had
few opportunities but this for culture or amusement. Emil was
hail-fellow-well-met with men and maids, and went rollicking about in true
sailor fashion; but Dan stood rather in awe of the 'fair girl-graduates',
and was silent when among them, eyeing them as an eagle might a flock of
doves. He got on better with the young men, and was their hero at once.
Their admiration for his manly accomplishments did him good; because he
felt his educational defects keenly, and often wondered if he could find
anything in books to satisfy him as thoroughly as did the lessons he was
learning from Nature's splendidly illustrated volume. In spite of his
silence, the girls found out his good qualities, and regarded 'the
Spaniard', as they named him, with great favour; for his black eyes were
more eloquent than his tongue, and the kind creatures tried to show their
friendly interests in many charming ways.</p>
<p>He saw this, and endeavoured to be worthy of it—curbing his free
speech, toning down his rough manners, and watching the effect of all he
said and did, anxious to make a good impression. The social atmosphere
warmed his lonely heart, the culture excited him to do his best, and the
changes which had taken place during his absence, both in himself and
others, made the old home seem like a new world. After the life in
California, it was sweet and restful to be here, with these familiar faces
round him, helping him to forget much that he regretted, and to resolve to
deserve more entirely the confidence of these good fellows, the respect of
these innocent girls.</p>
<p>So there was riding, rowing, and picnicking by day, music, dancing, and
plays by night; and everyone said there had not been so gay a vacation for
years. Bess kept her promise, and let the dust gather on her beloved clay
while she went pleasuring with her mates or studied music with her father,
who rejoiced over the fresh roses in her cheeks and the laughter which
chased away the dreamy look she used to wear. Josie quarrelled less with
Ted; for Dan had a way of looking at her which quelled her instantly, and
had almost as good an effect upon her rebellious cousin. But Octoo did
even more for the lively youth, who found that her charms entirely
eclipsed those of the bicycle which had been his heart's delight before.
Early and late he rode this untiring beast, and began to gain flesh—to
the great joy of his mother, who feared that her beanstalk was growing too
fast for health.</p>
<p>Demi, finding business dull, solaced his leisure by photographing
everybody he could induce to sit or stand to him, producing some excellent
pictures among many failures; for he had a pretty taste in grouping, and
endless patience. He might be said to view the world through the lens of
his camera, and seemed to enjoy himself very much squinting at his fellow
beings from under a bit of black cambric. Dan was a treasure to him; for
he took well, and willingly posed in his Mexican costume, with horse and
hound, and all wanted copies of these effective photographs. Bess, also,
was a favourite sitter; and Demi received a prize at the Amateur
Photographic Exhibition for one of his cousin with all her hair about her
face, which rose from the cloud of white lace draping the shoulders. These
were freely handed round by the proud artist; and one copy had a tender
little history yet to be told.</p>
<p>Nat was snatching every minute he could get with Daisy before the long
parting; and Mrs Meg relented somewhat, feeling sure that absence would
quite cure this unfortunate fancy. Daisy said little; but her gentle face
was sad when she was alone, and a few quiet tears dropped on the
handkerchiefs she marked so daintily with her own hair. She was sure Nat
would not forget her; and life looked rather forlorn without the dear
fellow who had been her friend since the days of patty-pans and
confidences in the willow-tree. She was an old-fashioned daughter, dutiful
and docile, with such love and reverence for her mother that her will was
law; and if love was forbidden, friendship must suffice. So she kept her
little sorrow to herself, smiled cheerfully at Nat, and made his last days
of home-life very happy with every comfort and pleasure she could give,
from sensible advice and sweet words to a well-filled work-bag for his
bachelor establishment and a box of goodies for the voyage.</p>
<p>Tom and Nan took all the time they could spare from their studies to enjoy
high jinks at Plumfield with their old friends; for Emil's next voyage was
to be a long one, Nat's absence was uncertain, and no one ever knew when
Dan would turn up again. They all seemed to feel that life was beginning
to grow serious; and even while they enjoyed those lovely summer days
together they were conscious that they were children no longer, and often
in the pauses of their fun talked soberly of their plans and hopes, as if
anxious to know and help one another before they drifted farther apart on
their different ways.</p>
<p>A few weeks were all they had; then the Brenda was ready, Nat was to sail
from New York, and Dan went along to see him off; for his own plans
fermented in his head, and he was eager to be up and doing. A farewell
dance was given on Parnassus in honour of the travellers, and all turned
out in their best array and gayest spirits. George and Dolly came with the
latest Harvard airs and graces, radiant to behold, in dress-suits and
'crushed hats', as Josie called the especial pride and joy of their boyish
souls. Jack and Ned sent regrets and best wishes, and no one mourned their
absence; for they were among what Mrs Jo called her failures. Poor Tom got
into trouble, as usual, by deluging his head with some highly scented
preparation in the vain hope of making his tight curls lie flat and
smooth, as was the style. Unhappily, his rebellious crop only kinked the
closer, and the odour of many barbers' shops clung to him in spite of his
frantic efforts to banish it. Nan wouldn't allow him near her, and flapped
her fan vigorously whenever he was in sight; which cut him to the heart,
and made him feel like the Peri shut out from Paradise. Of course his
mates jeered at him, and nothing but the unquenchable jollity of his
nature kept him from despair.</p>
<p>Emil was resplendent in his new uniform, and danced with an abandon which
only sailors know. His pumps seemed to be everywhere, and his partners
soon lost breath trying to keep up with him; but the girls all declared he
steered like an angel, and in spite of his pace no collisions took place;
so he was happy, and found no lack of damsels to ship with him.</p>
<p>Having no dress-suit, Dan had been coaxed to wear his Mexican costume, and
feeling at ease in the many-buttoned trousers, loose jacket, and gay sash,
flung his serape over his shoulder with a flourish and looked his best,
doing great execution with his long spurs, as he taught Josie strange
steps or rolled his black eyes admiringly after certain blonde damsels
whom he dared not address.</p>
<p>The mammas sat in the alcove, supplying pins, smiles, and kindly words to
all, especially the awkward youths new to such scenes, and the bashful
girls conscious of faded muslins and cleaned gloves. It was pleasant to
see stately Mrs Amy promenade on the arm of a tall country boy, with thick
boots and a big forehead, or Mrs Jo dance like a girl with a shy fellow
whose arms went like pump-handles, and whose face was scarlet with
confusion and pride at the honour of treading on the toes of the
president's wife. Mrs Meg always had room on her sofa for two or three
girls, and Mr Laurie devoted himself to these plain, poorly dressed
damsels with a kindly grace that won their hearts and made them happy. The
good Professor circulated like refreshments, and his cheerful face shone
on all alike, while Mr March discussed Greek comedy in the study with such
serious gentlemen as never unbent their mighty minds to frivolous joys.</p>
<p>The long music-room, parlour, hall, and piazza were full of white-gowned
maidens with attendant shadows; the air was full of lively voices, and
hearts and feet went lightly together as the home band played vigorously,
and the friendly moon did her best to add enchantment to the scene.</p>
<p>'Pin me up, Meg; that dear Dunbar boy has nearly rent me "in sunder", as
Mr Peggotty would say. But didn't he enjoy himself, bumping against his
fellow men and swinging me round like a mop. On these occasions I find
that I'm not as young as I was, nor as light of foot. In ten years more we
shall be meal-bags, sister; so be resigned.' And Mrs Jo subsided into a
corner, much dishevelled by her benevolent exertions.</p>
<p>'I know I shall be stout; but you won't keep still long enough to get much
flesh on your bones, dear; and Amy will always keep her lovely figure. She
looks about eighteen tonight, in her white gown and roses,' answered Meg,
busily pinning up one sister's torn frills, while her eyes fondly followed
the other's graceful movements; for Meg still adored Amy in the old
fashion.</p>
<p>It was one of the family jokes that Jo was getting fat, and she kept it
up, though as yet she had only acquired a matronly outline, which was very
becoming. They were laughing over the impending double chins, when Mr
Laurie came off duty for a moment.</p>
<p>'Repairing damages as usual, Jo? You never could take a little gentle
exercise without returning in rags. Come and have a quiet stroll with me
and cool off before supper. I've a series of pretty tableaux to show you
while Meg listens to the raptures of lisping Miss Carr, whom I made happy
by giving her Demi for a partner.'</p>
<p>As he spoke, Laurie led Jo to the music-room, nearly empty now after a
dance which sent the young people into garden and hall. Pausing before the
first of the four long windows that opened on a very wide piazza, he
pointed to a group outside, saying: 'The name of this is "Jack Ashore".'</p>
<p>A pair of long, blue legs, ending in very neat pumps, hung from the
veranda roof among the vines; and roses, gathered by unseen hands,
evidently appertaining to aforesaid legs, were being dropped into the laps
of several girls perched like a flock of white birds on the railing below;
while a manly voice 'fell like a falling star', as it sung this pensive
ditty to a most appreciative audience:</p>
<p>MARY'S DREAM<br/>
<br/>
The moon had climbed the eastern hill<br/>
Which rises o'er the sands of Dee,<br/>
And from its highest summit shed<br/>
A silver light on tower and tree,<br/>
When Mary laid her down to sleep<br/>
(Her thoughts on Sandy far at sea);<br/>
When soft and low a voice was heard,<br/>
Saying, 'Mary, weep no more for me.'<br/>
<br/>
She from her pillow gently raised<br/>
Her head, to see who there might be,<br/>
And saw young Sandy, shivering stand<br/>
With visage pale and hollow e'e.<br/>
'Oh Mary dear, cold is my clay;<br/>
It lies beneath the stormy sea;<br/>
Far, far from thee, I sleep in death.<br/>
Dear Mary, weep no more for me.<br/>
<br/>
'Three stormy nights and stormy days<br/>
We tossed upon the raging main.<br/>
And long we strove our bark to save;<br/>
But all our striving was in vain.<br/>
E'en then, when terror chilled my blood,<br/>
My heart was filled with love of thee.<br/>
The storm is past, and I'm at rest;<br/>
So, Mary, weep no more for me.<br/>
<br/>
'Oh maiden dear, yourself prepare;<br/>
We soon shall meet upon that shore<br/>
Where love is free from doubt and care,<br/>
And you and I shall part no more.'<br/>
Loud crew the cock, the shadow fled;<br/>
No more her Sandy did she see;<br/>
But soft the passing spirit said,<br/>
'Sweet Mary, weep no more for me.'<br/></p>
<p>'The constant jollity of that boy is worth a fortune to him. He'll never
sink with such a buoyant spirit to keep him afloat through life,' said Mrs
Jo, as the roses were tossed back with much applause when the song ended.</p>
<p>'Not he; and it's a blessing to be grateful for, isn't it? We moody people
know its worth. Glad you like my first tableau. Come and see number two.
Hope it isn't spoilt; it was very pretty just now. This is "Othello
telling his adventures to Desdemona".'</p>
<p>The second window framed a very picturesque group of three. Mr March in an
arm-chair, with Bess on a cushion at his feet, was listening to Dan, who,
leaning against a pillar, was talking with unusual animation. The old man
was in shadow, but little Desdemona was looking up with the moonlight full
upon her into young Othello's face, quite absorbed in the story he was
telling so well. The gay drapery over Dan's shoulder, his dark colouring,
and the gesture of his arm made the picture very striking, and both
spectators enjoyed it with silent pleasure, till Mrs Jo said in a quick
whisper:</p>
<p>'I'm glad he's going away. He's too picturesque to have here among so many
romantic girls. Afraid his "grand, gloomy, and peculiar" style will be too
much for our simple maids.'</p>
<p>'No danger; Dan is in the rough as yet, and always will be, I fancy;
though he is improving in many ways. How well Queenie looks in that soft
light!'</p>
<p>'Dear little Goldilocks looks well everywhere.' And with a backward glance
full of pride and fondness, Mrs Jo went on. But that scene returned to her
long afterward and her own prophetic words also.</p>
<p>Number three was a tragical tableau at first sight; and Mr Laurie stifled
a laugh as he whispered 'The Wounded Knight', pointing to Tom with his
head enveloped in a large handkerchief, as he knelt before Nan, who was
extracting a thorn or splinter from the palm of his hand with great skill,
to judge from the patient's blissful expression of countenance.</p>
<p>'Do I hurt you?' she asked, turning the hand to the moonlight for a better
view.</p>
<p>'Not a bit; dig away; I like it,' answered Tom, regardless of his aching
knees and the damage done to his best trousers.</p>
<p>'I won't keep you long.'</p>
<p>'Hours, if you please. Never so happy as here.'</p>
<p>Quite unmoved by this tender remark, Nan put on a pair of large,
round-eyed glasses, saying in a matter-of-fact tone: 'Now I see it. Only a
splinter, and there it is.</p>
<p>'My hand is bleeding; won't you bind it up?' asked Tom, wishing to prolong
the situation.</p>
<p>'Nonsense; suck it. Only take care of it tomorrow if you dissect. Don't
want any more blood-poisoning.'</p>
<p>'That was the only time you were kind to me. Wish I'd lost my arm.'</p>
<p>'I wish you'd lost your head; it smells more like turpentine and kerosene
than ever. Do take a run in the garden and air it.'</p>
<p>Fearing to betray themselves by laughter, the watchers went on, leaving
the Knight to rush away in despair, and the Lady to bury her nose in the
cup of a tall lily for refreshment.</p>
<p>'Poor Tom, his fate is a hard one, and he's wasting his time! Do advise
him to quit philandering and go to work, Jo.'</p>
<p>'I have, Teddy, often; but it will take some great shock to make that boy
wise. I wait with interest to see what it will be. Bless me! what is all
this?'</p>
<p>She might well ask; for on a rustic stool stood Ted trying to pose on one
foot, with the other extended, and both hands waving in the air. Josie,
with several young mates, was watching his contortions with deep interest
as they talked about 'little wings', 'gilded wire twisted', and a 'cunning
skull-cap'.</p>
<p>'This might be called "Mercury Trying to Fly",' said Mr Laurie, as they
peeped through the lace curtains.</p>
<p>'Bless the long legs of that boy! how does he expect to manage them? They
are planning for the Owlsdark Marbles, and a nice muddle they will make of
my gods and goddesses with no one to show them how,' answered Mrs Jo,
enjoying this scene immensely. 'Now, he's got it!' 'That's perfectly
splendid!' 'See how long you can keep so!' cried the girls, as Ted managed
to maintain his equilibrium a moment by resting one toe on the trellis.
Unfortunately this brought all his weight on the other foot; the straw
seat of the stool gave way, and the flying Mercury came down with a crash,
amid shrieks of laughter from the girls. Being accustomed to ground and
lofty tumbling, he quickly recovered himself, and hopped gaily about, with
one leg through the stool as he improvised a classic jig.</p>
<p>'Thanks for four nice little pictures. You have given me an idea, and I
think some time we will get up regular tableaux of this sort and march our
company round a set of dissolving views. New and striking; I'll propose it
to our manager and give you all the glory,' said Mrs Jo, as they strolled
towards the room whence came the clash of glass and china, and glimpses of
agitated black coats.</p>
<p>Let us follow the example of our old friends and stroll about among the
young people, eavesdropping, so gathering up various little threads to
help in the weaving of the story. George and Dolly were at supper, and
having served the ladies in their care stood in a corner absorbing
nourishment of all kinds with a vain attempt to conceal hearty appetites
under an air of elegant indifference.</p>
<p>'Good spread, this; Laurence does things in style. First-rate coffee, but
no wine, and that's a mistake,' said Stuffy, who still deserved his name,
and was a stout youth with a heavy eye and bilious complexion.</p>
<p>'Bad for boys, he says. Jove! wish he could see us at some of our wines.
Don't we just "splice the main brace" as Emil says,' answered Dolly, the
dandy, carefully spreading a napkin over the glossy expanse of shirt-front
whereon a diamond stud shone like a lone star. His stutter was nearly
outgrown; but he, as well as George, spoke in the tone of condescension,
which, with the blase airs they assumed, made a very funny contrast to
their youthful faces and foolish remarks. Good-hearted little fellows
both, but top-heavy with the pride of being Sophs and the freedom that
college life gave them.</p>
<p>'Little Jo is getting to be a deuced pretty girl, isn't she?' said George,
with a long sigh of satisfaction as his first mouthful of ice went slowly
down his throat.</p>
<p>'H'm—well, fairish. The Princess is rather more to my taste. I like
'em blonde and queenly and elegant, don't you know.'</p>
<p>'Yes, Jo is too lively; might as well dance with a grasshopper. I've tried
her, and she's one too many for me. Miss Perry is a nice, easy-going girl.
Got her for the german.'</p>
<p>'You'll never be a dancing man. Too lazy. Now I'll undertake to steer any
girl and dance down any fellow you please. Dancing's my forte.' And Dolly
glanced from his trim feet to his flashing gem with the defiant air of a
young turkey-cock on parade.</p>
<p>'Miss Grey is looking for you. Wants more grub. Just see if Miss Nelson's
plate is empty, there's a good fellow. Can't eat ice in a hurry.' And
George remained in his safe corner, while Dolly struggled through the
crowd to do his duty, coming back in a fume, with a splash of salad
dressing on his coat-cuff.</p>
<p>'Confound these country chaps! they go blundering round like so many
dor-bugs, and make a deuce of a mess. Better stick to books and not try to
be society men. Can't do it. Beastly stain. Give it a rub, and let me bolt
a mouthful, I'm starved. Never saw girls eat such a lot. It proves that
they ought not to study so much. Never liked co-ed,' growled Dolly, much
ruffled in spirit.</p>
<p>'So they do. 'Tisn't ladylike. Ought to be satisfied with an ice and a bit
of cake, and eat it prettily. Don't like to see a girl feed. We
hard-working men need it, and, by Jove, I mean to get some more of that
meringue if it's not all gone. Here, waiter! bring along that dish over
there, and be lively,' commanded Stuffy, poking a young man in a rather
shabby dress-suit, who was passing with a tray of glasses.</p>
<p>His order was obeyed promptly; but George's appetite was taken away the
next moment by Dolly's exclaiming, as he looked up from his damaged coat,
with a scandalized face:</p>
<p>'You've put your foot in it now, old boy! that's Morton, Mr Bhaer's crack
man. Knows everything, no end of a "dig", and bound to carry off all the
honours. You won't hear the last of it in a hurry.' And Dolly laughed so
heartily that a spoonful of ice flew upon the head of a lady sitting below
him, and got him into a scrape also.</p>
<p>Leaving them to their despair, let us listen to the whispered chat of two
girls comfortably seated in a recess waiting till their escorts were fed.</p>
<p>'I do think the Laurences give lovely parties. Don't you enjoy them?'
asked the younger, looking about her with the eager air of one unused to
this sort of pleasure.</p>
<p>'Very much, only I never feel as if I was dressed right. My things seemed
elegant at home, and I thought I'd be over over-dressed if anything; but I
look countrified and dowdy here. No time or money to change now, even if I
knew how to do it,' answered the other, glancing anxiously at her bright
pink silk grown, trimmed with cheap lace.</p>
<p>'You must get Mrs Brooke to tell you how to fix your things. She was very
kind to me. I had a green silk, and it looked so cheap and horrid by the
side of the nice dresses here I felt regularly unhappy about it, and asked
her how much a dress like one Mrs Laurence had would cost. That looked so
simple and elegant I thought it wouldn't be costly; but it was India mull
and Valenciennes lace, so, of course, I couldn't have it. Then Mrs Brooke
said: "Get some muslin to cover the green silk, and wear hops or some
white flowers, instead of pink, in your hair, and you will have a pretty
suit." Isn't it lovely and becoming?' And Miss Burton surveyed herself
with girlish satisfaction; for a little taste had softened the harsh
green, and hop-bells became her red hair better than roses.</p>
<p>'It's sweet: I've been admiring it. I'll do mine so and ask about my
purple one. Mrs Brooke has helped me to get rid of my headaches, and Mary
Clay's dyspepsia is all gone since she gave up coffee and hot bread.'</p>
<p>'Mrs Laurence advised me to walk and run and use the gymnasium to cure my
round shoulders and open my chest, and I'm a much better figure than I
was.'</p>
<p>'Did you know that Mr Laurence pays all Amelia Merrill's bills? Her father
failed, and she was heartbroken at having to leave college; but that
splendid man just stepped in and made it all right.' 'Yes, and Professor
Bhaer has several of the boys down at his house evenings to help them
along so they can keep up with the rest; and Mrs Bhaer took care of
Charles Mackey herself when he had a fever last year. I do think they are
the best and kindest people in the world.'</p>
<p>'So do I, and my time here will be the happiest and most useful years of
my life.'</p>
<p>And both girls forgot their gowns and their suppers for a moment to look
with grateful, affectionate eyes at the friends who tried to care for
bodies and for souls as well as minds.</p>
<p>Now come to a lively party supping on the stairs, girls like foam at the
top, and a substratum of youths below, where the heaviest particles always
settle. Emil, who never sat if he could climb or perch, adorned the
newel-post; Tom, Nat, Demi, and Dan were camped on the steps, eating
busily, as their ladies were well served and they had earned a moment's
rest, which they enjoyed with their eyes fixed on the pleasing prospect
above them.</p>
<p>'I'm so sorry the boys are going. It will be dreadfully dull without them.
Now they have stopped teasing and are polite, I really enjoy them,' said
Nan, who felt unusually gracious tonight as Tom's mishap kept him from
annoying her.</p>
<p>'So do I; and Bess was mourning about it today, though as a general thing
she doesn't like boys unless they are models of elegance. She has been
doing Dan's head, and it is not quite finished. I never saw her so
interested in any work, and it's very well done. He is so striking and big
he always makes me think of the Dying Gladiator or some of those antique
creatures. There's Bess now. Dear child, how sweet she looks tonight!'
answered Daisy, waving her hand as the Princess went by with Grandpa on
her arm.</p>
<p>'I never thought he would turn out so well. Don't you remember how we used
to call him "the bad boy" and be sure he would become a pirate or
something awful because he glared at us and swore sometimes? Now he is the
handsomest of all the boys, and very entertaining with his stories and
plans. I like him very much; he's so big and strong and independent. I'm
tired of mollycoddles and book-worms,' said Nan in her decided way.</p>
<p>'Not handsomer that Nat!' cried loyal Daisy, contrasting two faces below,
one unusually gay, the other sentimentally sober even in the act of
munching cake. 'I like Dan, and am glad he is doing well; but he tires me,
and I'm still a little afraid of him. Quiet people suit me best.'</p>
<p>'Life is a fight, and I like a good soldier. Boys take things too easily,
don't see how serious it all is and go to work in earnest. Look at that
absurd Tom, wasting his time and making an object of himself just because
he can't have what he wants, like a baby crying for the moon. I've no
patience with such nonsense,' scolded Nan, looking down at the jovial
Thomas, who was playfully putting macaroons in Emil's shoes, and trying to
beguile his exile as best he could.</p>
<p>'Most girls would be touched by such fidelity. I think it's beautiful,'
said Daisy behind her fan; for other girls sat just below.</p>
<p>'You are a sentimental goose and not a judge. Nat will be twice the man
when he comes back after his trip. I wish Tom was going with him. My idea
is that if we girls have any influence we should use it for the good of
these boys, and not pamper them up, making slaves of ourselves and tyrants
of them. Let them prove what they can do and be before they ask anything
of us, and give us a chance to do the same. Then we know where we are, and
shall not make mistakes to mourn over all our lives.'</p>
<p>'Hear, hear!' cried Alice Heath, who was a girl after Nan's own heart, and
had chosen a career, like a brave and sensible young woman. 'Only give us
a chance, and have patience till we can do our best. Now we are expected
to be as wise as men who have had generations of all the help there is,
and we scarcely anything. Let us have equal opportunities, and in a few
generations we will see what the judgement is. I like justice, and we get
very little of it.'</p>
<p>'Still shouting the battle-cry of freedom?' asked Demi, peering through
the banisters at this moment. 'Up with your flag! I'll stand by and lend a
hand if you want it. With you and Nan to lead the van, I think you won't
need much help.'</p>
<p>'You are a great comfort, Demi, and I'll call on you in all emergencies;
for you are an honest boy, and don't forget that you owe much to your
mother and your sisters and your aunts,' continued Nan. 'I do like men who
come out frankly and own that they are not gods. How can we think them so
when such awful mistakes are being made all the time by these great
creatures? See them sick, as I do, then you know them.'</p>
<p>'Don't hit us when we are down; be merciful, and set us up to bless and
believe in you evermore,' pleaded Demi from behind the bars.</p>
<p>'We'll be kind to you if you will be just to us. I don't say generous,
only just. I went to a suffrage debate in the Legislature last winter; and
of all the feeble, vulgar twaddle I ever heard, that was the worst; and
those men were our representatives. I blushed for them, and the wives and
mothers. I want an intelligent man to represent me, if I can't do it
myself, not a fool.'</p>
<p>'Nan is on the stump. Now we shall catch it,' cried Tom, putting up an
umbrella to shield his unhappy head; for Nan's earnest voice was audible,
and her indignant eye happened to rest on him as she spoke.</p>
<p>'Go on, go on! I'll take notes, and put in "great applause" liberally,'
added Demi, producing his ball-book and pencil, with his Jenkins air.</p>
<p>Daisy pinched his nose through the bars, and the meeting was rather
tumultuous for a moment, for Emil called: 'Avast, avast, here's a squall
to wind'ard'; Tom applauded wildly; Dan looked up as if the prospect of a
fight, even with words, pleased him, and Nat went to support Demi, as his
position seemed to be a good one. At this crisis, when everyone laughed
and talked at once, Bess came floating through the upper hall and looked
down like an angel of peace upon the noisy group below, as she asked, with
wondering eyes and smiling lips:</p>
<p>'What is it?'</p>
<p>'An indignation meeting. Nan and Alice are on the rampage, and we are at
the bar to be tried for our lives. Will Your Highness preside and judge
between us?' answered Demi, as a lull at once took place; for no one
rioted in the presence of the Princess.</p>
<p>'I'm not wise enough. I'll sit here and listen. Please go on.' And Bess
took her place above them all as cool and calm as a little statue of
Justice, with fan and nosegay in place of sword and scales.</p>
<p>'Now, ladies, free your minds, only spare us till morning; for we've got a
german to dance as soon as everyone is fed, and Parnassus expects every
man to do his duty. Mrs President Giddy-gaddy has the floor,' said Demi,
who liked this sort of fun better than the very mild sort of flirtation
which was allowed at Plumfield, for the simple reason that it could not be
entirely banished, and is a part of all education, co- or otherwise.</p>
<p>'I have only one thing to say, and it is this,' began Nan soberly, though
her eyes sparkled with a mixture of fun and earnestness. 'I want to ask
every boy of you what you really think on this subject. Dan and Emil have
seen the world and ought to know their own minds. Tom and Nat have had
five examples before them for years. Demi is ours and we are proud of him.
So is Rob. Ted is a weathercock, and Dolly and George, of course, are
fogies in spite of the Annex, and girls at Girton going ahead of the men.
Commodore, are you ready for the question?'</p>
<p>'Ay, ay, skipper.'</p>
<p>'Do you believe in Woman's Suffrage?'</p>
<p>'Bless your pretty figger head! I do, and I'll ship a crew of girls any
time you say so. Aren't they worse than a press-gang to carry a fellow out
of his moorings? Don't we all need one as pilot to steer us safe to port?
and why shouldn't they share our mess afloat and ashore since we are sure
to be wrecked without 'em?'</p>
<p>'Good for you, Emil! Nan will take you for first mate after that handsome
speech,' said Demi, as the girls applauded, and Tom glowered. 'Now, Dan,
you love liberty so well yourself, are you willing we should have it?'</p>
<p>'All you can get, and I'll fight any man who's mean enough to say you
don't deserve it.'</p>
<p>This brief and forcible reply delighted the energetic President, and she
beamed upon the member from California, as she said briskly:</p>
<p>'Nat wouldn't dare to say he was on the other side even if he were, but I
hope he has made up his mind to pipe for us, at least when we take the
field, and not be one of those who wait till the battle is won, and then
beat the drums and share the glory.'</p>
<p>Mrs Giddy-gaddy's doubts were most effectually removed, and her sharp
speech regretted, as Nat looked up blushing, but with a new sort of
manliness in face and manner, saying, in a tone that touched them all:</p>
<p>'I should be the most ungrateful fellow alive if I did not love, honour,
and serve women with all my heart and might, for to them I owe everything
I am or ever shall be.'</p>
<p>Daisy clapped her hands, and Bess threw her bouquet into Nat's lap, while
the other girls waved their fans, well pleased; for real feeling made his
little speech eloquent.</p>
<p>'Thomas B. Bangs, come into court, and tell the truth, the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth, if you can,' commanded Nan, with a rap to call
the meeting to order.</p>
<p>Tom shut the umbrella, and standing up raised his hand, saying solemnly:</p>
<p>'I believe in suffrage of all kinds. I adore all women, and will die for
them at any moment if it will help the cause.'</p>
<p>'Living and working for it is harder, and therefore more honourable. Men
are always ready to die for us, but not to make our lives worth having.
Cheap sentiment and bad logic. You will pass, Tom, only don't twaddle.
Now, having taken the sense of the meeting we will adjourn, as the hour
for festive gymnastics has arrived. I am glad to see that old Plum has
given six true men to the world, and hope they will continue to be staunch
to her and the principles she has taught them, wherever they may go. Now,
girls, don't sit in draughts, and, boys, beware of ice-water when you are
warm.'</p>
<p>With this characteristic close Nan retired from office, and the girls went
to enjoy one of the few rights allowed them.</p>
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