<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XIII" id="CHAPTER_XIII">CHAPTER XIII.</SPAN></h2>
<p class="caption3nb">OUR BIRDS' RESTAURANT.—MEALS AT ALL HOURS.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">One</span> day in the middle of winter some one suggested
that we set up a "Birds' Restaurant" out on the lawn.
It was such a funny idea that we had to laugh. After
we were done laughing, we went to work, while the
birds watched us, as they always do, expecting some
surprise.</p>
<p>We set a rustic table under a tree by the summer-house.
Then came the question, "What shall we put
on it?" We imagined the birds all about were making
remarks, and suggesting in an undertone, "Just what
you eat, if you please." We remembered that the birds
in our yard are civilized birds, and so of course we gave
them civilized food.</p>
<p>If you are not well acquainted with the birds, we
suppose you will be amused at our mention of bread
and butter. But the birds make food a "matter of
taste," like other people. They have learned to like
the flavor of things they never dreamed of eating when
they were wild, just as some races of men leave off
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eating raw flesh and eat cooked foods when they have
been to school a while.</p>
<p>We rolled some cracker crumbs very fine. Then we
crumbled a couple of seed cookies, and chopped some
walnuts into bits. Then we put some stewed blackberries
in a saucer, and a slice of bread and butter on a
plate.</p>
<p>This seemed to us like a pretty "square meal" for
February birds, and we stood back and smiled at the
spread. Some people passing in the street smiled too,
and asked if we were having "a picnic, such weather."
And we were sure we heard the birds twittering. Of
course chairs at our restaurant were out of the question,
things were gotten up in such a hurry, owing to
the "hard times" among the birds.</p>
<p>We stood behind a hedge and watched to see if company
would come. We were not disappointed. First
a pair of brown towhees<SPAN name="FNanchor_12"></SPAN><SPAN href="#Footnote_12" class="fnanchor">[12]</SPAN> hopped along and up to the
edge of the table. They did not even look for chairs,
but went straight for the blackberries, pecking away at
the sweet morsels until they were all gone, and then
looking as if they could have taken more.</p>
<div class="footnote">
<p><SPAN name="Footnote_12"></SPAN><SPAN href="#FNanchor_12"><span class="label">[12]</span></SPAN> <span class="smcap">Pipilo fuscus senicula.</span></p>
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<p>"Now, Mrs. Towhee," we said, "you had better put
up a few cans of blackberries for yourself next summer,
if you think they are so nice." She made no answer,
but looked as if she expected us to put up enough for
ourselves and her too.</p>
<p>Then along came the sparrows.<SPAN name="FNanchor_13"></SPAN><SPAN href="#Footnote_13" class="fnanchor">[13]</SPAN> They took the
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bread and butter and cracker crumbs. They actually
picked the butter from the bread, just as all children
do who are very fond of butter, feeling sure of another
"spread"' when that is gone. In less than an hour
that table was cleared of every bit of food. The linnets
took the walnuts and what was left of the cookies.
Our birds' restaurant was a success. If we could
have charged them the regular price for their meals,
we should have made money at the business. But
though we knew that they had pockets, we had never
heard of their carrying money about with them, and so
we said nothing about it.</p>
<div class="footnote">
<p><SPAN name="Footnote_13"></SPAN><SPAN href="#FNanchor_13"><span class="label">[13]</span></SPAN> <span class="smcap">Melospiza fasciata heermanni.</span></p>
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<div class="fig_caption"><span class="smcap">Song Sparrow.</span></div>
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<p>All we ever received from our little guests by way
of payment was song and twitter and pleasant company
in the cold, sad part of the year, but we thought that
was good pay.</p>
<p>We set the table over and over again during the cold
spell, watching from the windows when it rained. The
birds cared little if the crumbs were wet. Every winter
since then we have remembered to do the same thing;
and even in summer, especially in nesting time, we
do not forget the restaurant.</p>
<p>We usually set the table at night, the last thing
before going to bed, as some careful and busy house-wives
do, and you should hear and see the fun at sunrise.
The table will be all covered with birds of every
size and color living near, and they are as good-natured
as can be. Food by the saucerful disappears in almost
a twinkling, and the birds surround the empty board
when they are done, tamer than ever, and asking in
coaxing tones for "more."</p>
<p>There have come to be more birds in that corner of
the yard than anywhere else, just as you see a street
thronged at meal-time about a popular eating-house in
the city. We have learned a great deal about the
tastes of different birds. Some of them have a "sweet
tooth" as truly as any child, for they always choose the
cookies or gingerbread.</p>
<p>One day we thought we would see how far they really
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were civilized in the matter of diet, and so we laid a
mutton bone on the table. It was a bone that had been
cooked, and had just a suspicion of meat on it left
from our own dinner.</p>
<p>Along came the birds, of course, for they were always
watching us, canting their heads to get a good look at
the strange object. "What do you suppose it is?"
they seemed to be asking each other. "Do you think
it is safe to taste?"</p>
<p>But they seemed to remember that we never played
a joke on them when they were hungry, and in a little
while a sparrow pecked daintily at the bone. After
this they all fell to eating the meat as fast as they
could.</p>
<p>That was not the last bone that found its way to the
birds' restaurant. Now we put the bones all about
in the apple trees, or swing them on a string from the
branches. It is great fun. If you can spare a large
beef bone that has some marrow in it, just offer it to
the birds in some quiet place. The first bird that gets
to it will put his head in at the round tunnel in the
middle of the bone, where the marrow is hidden, and
you can come pretty near putting "salt on his tail"
without his knowing what you are about.</p>
<p>You have all read that queer song Mother Goose
made about the "blackbird pie." But that was a
pleasant joke. The birds were never baked at all.
They were put under the crust alive and well, just to
surprise a great dinner party. It was only for ornament,
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as we put flowers in a vase and set them on the
table. Shut up in the dark, in a great earthen pot,
with just enough air for breathing coming in at the
small holes pricked in the crust, it was no wonder the
"birds began to sing" when the cover was lifted. Of
course they all began to fly around the room, they were
so glad to be free once more and to find that they were
not "baked in a pie" at all.</p>
<p>It was a merry surprise for a great dinner party, and
quite satisfactory, since there was plenty of food to eat
besides blackbird pie. We never look at a field of
blackbirds without thinking of the old rhyme and stopping
to count the birds, just to see if there are exactly
"twenty-four."</p>
<p>Here is a bit of rhyme in imitation of Mother Goose,
which we fancy will fit very well when birds are bigger
than boys and have pot-pie for dinner.</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">Sing a song o' sixpence;<br/></span>
<span class="i2">A pocket full o' rye,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Four and twenty little boys<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Baked in a pie.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">When the pie was opened<br/></span>
<span class="i2">The boys began to sing;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Wasn't that a dainty dish<br/></span>
<span class="i2">To set before a king?<br/></span></div>
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