<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXIV" id="CHAPTER_XXIV">CHAPTER XXIV.</SPAN></h2>
<p class="caption3nb">MRS. TOWHEE PROPOSES A GARDEN PARTY.</p>
<p>"Let's give a garden party," said Mrs. Towhee to
Mrs. Phœbe; "it is lovely weather, and we haven't
had a garden party for ever so long."</p>
<p>"Good! let's do it," answered Mrs. Phœbe. "You
go and give out the invitations, while I get things
ready."</p>
<p>"There is a new family up in the eucalyptus house,"
said Mrs. Towhee, calling her friend back. "They are
little mites of people, almost as small as the Hummers.
I wonder if it would be proper to invite them to our
party. They are strangers here, and no one I have
seen ever heard of them before. You know we ought
to be careful about the new people we meet."</p>
<p>"Well, I don't know," the other said, smoothing her
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slate-colored breast. "Ask Mrs. Mocker; she knows
everybody."</p>
<p>So they called to Mrs. Mocker. "Do you know that
new family up in the great high house? They must
be fine people to move into such a handsome place.
The Oriole family have rented that house for years."</p>
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<p>"Oh, I know them," Mrs. Mocker said; "they are
Mr. and Mrs. Bush-tit from over in the mountains.
They never lived in our city before. They belong to
the great Tit family, and their name means a Tit-in-a-bush."
Then Mrs. Mocker looked very knowing and
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put on airs, as she always does. She knows that she
is acquainted with everybody, and she is proud of it.</p>
<p>Mrs. Towhee and Mrs. Phœbe nudged each other.
Then they asked Mrs. Mocker if she would "introduce
the new neighbors at the party."</p>
<p>Mrs. Mocker agreed to do this, and then Mrs. Towhee
went away to invite all the people, and Mrs. Phœbe
got the garden ready. She swung on all the bough-swings
she could think of, to see if they were safe;
and she hunted up all the nice nooks and corners to
play hide-and-seek in; and she tested the food which
was sent in to see if it was all right. Then she went
upstairs into the top stories of the tree-houses and
waved her hand to all her bird friends.</p>
<p>It was a busy day among the bird people. They
washed themselves, and combed their frizzes, and cocked
their hats, and trimmed their bonnets, and flirted their
coat-tails, and fixed their best trails, and took especial
pains to have their feet clean. They made their
nails look neat, too; strange a bird should think
of that. But birds are ladies and gentlemen, you
know.</p>
<p>"Is my gorget all right?" asked Mr. Hummer of
Mr. Sparrow.</p>
<p>"I don't know what you mean by your gorget," said
Mr. Sparrow.</p>
<p>"Why, it's this shining patch I always wear under
my throat. Really it is a diamond scarf-pin which has
always been in our family. It is an heirloom. Rather
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large, isn't it? but all the gentlemen in our family
wear them, and that is what makes the fashion, you
know." Then the vain young hummer turned his head
all about in the sunshine to make his gorget shimmer.</p>
<p>"Oh, I see," said Mr. Sparrow. "How do you like
my new garden hat? You see it is striped,—two black
stripes and three white stripes. It is very costly, and
I hope it will wear a whole year."</p>
<p>"Why, that is a beautiful hat," answered Mr. Hummer.
"Do you suppose those new people up in the
big house will come to our garden party?"</p>
<p>"Oh, I hope so," said Mr. Sparrow. "And there
are some more new people here, tourists, just passing
over the Southern-Pacific-free-to-all bird route. They
have stop-over tickets, I understand, and I mean to
ask Mrs. Mocker to invite them all. She likes to get
acquainted with strangers for the chance of mocking
them behind their backs. I can't help liking her,
though."</p>
<p>"Tut, tut," said Mr. Sparrow, "it isn't right to
gossip about one's neighbors." Then in a low tone
he added, "If you don't know anything good to say
about a person like Mrs. Mocker, it shows you do not
know her very well."</p>
<p>Mr. Mocker heard what they were saying about his
wife, and he fell to mimicking them in a low key till
the gossipers all flew off.</p>
<p>Just then a red-shafted flicker called to his next
neighbor, the humming-bird, with a loud, harsh cry
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which so frightened the little hummer that he dropped
straight down from the bough he was sitting on, right
into the lap of a rose that happened to be spreading
her skirts below.</p>
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<p>"You needn't be afraid of me," said the flicker,
"that is my natural voice. I was going to tell you how
I scared an old lady in the white house yonder. I
flew up to the gable under the eaves and began hammering
away with all my might on the house-side. You
know my hard, stout bill is my hammer. It went 'rap,
rap,' just like a man with a hatchet.</p>
<p>"Out came the old lady, and she looked all around
the house, thinking to see a burglar, I suppose, and
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then she went back and locked the door. Soon I began
to hammer again. She came out, and this time she
looked straight at me and said, 'Shoo, you old bird!'
Of course I flew away. All I wanted was to make a
hole in the roof over the attic, so I could have a warm
place to sleep in this winter."</p>
<p>"I don't think it was kind of you to scare an old
lady," said the hummer, sitting still in the lap of the
pink rose. "That is the same lady who left her
pampas plumes standing in the yard when other people
had cut theirs down, on purpose that my wife might
have the feathers and tufts to line her nest with.
They are splendid to make a cradle of, they and the
spider's web. It was that same old lady's daughter
who put the umbrella over our nest in the rain storm.</p>
<p>"That young lady thinks she can catch me. I go
and sit on a low bush and doze in the sunshine, showing
off my gorget as well as I can, when along comes
the young lady. I blink away, and she thinks I am
fast asleep. As long as her hands are behind her I
know I am safe, and I let her get close to me. But
the minute she puts out her hand to catch me, I am
off, and you ought to see how disappointed she looks."</p>
<p>"That is a very long story for such a small bird as
you are," said Mr. Flicker to the hummer. "I could
tell one twice as long."</p>
<p>Mr. Flicker was beginning his yarn all about how
he scared some small boys just at sundown in a grove.
He said he flew up quickly, and his flame-colored wing
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linings looked so much like fire that the boys ran
away.</p>
<p>Just then Mr. Mocker set up such a noise, squalling
like a chicken when it is caught, that the birds all flew
away to their houses, all but the hummer. He wasn't
afraid of a chicken, and he sat still in the lap of the
sweet rose.</p>
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