<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXVIII" id="CHAPTER_XXVIII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XXVIII.</h2>
<p class="topnote">WHICH BRINGS US TO PORT AT LAST.</p>
<p><span class="smcap">Fortunately</span> for us the condition of the skipper
didn't count for anything, as we made our
usual progress homeward indifferent to his pranks.
The north-east trades hung far to the eastward,
allowing us to make an excellent course northward;
but, as we were very light, our gain from their favouring
cant was slight. Just upon the northern
verge of the tropic we lost them altogether, and
lay lolling about in windless, stagnating ease for
another week, exasperating all hands at this unlooked-for
extension of our already lengthy passage.
But even this enforced wait had its advantages.
We spoke another barque—homeward
bound from Brisbane—and again our adventurous
commander would go ship-visiting. In fact, he
allowed it to become known that, but for our determined
attitude about calling at Ascension, he
had intended to <i>beg</i> his way home—a peculiarly
irritating practice much fancied by men of his
stamp, who thus levy a sort of blackmail upon
well-found ships. They pitch a pitiful yarn about
bad weather and abnormal length of passage, with
such embroidery as their imagination suggests,<span class="pagenum">[354]</span>
and generally succeed in getting quite a lot of
things "on the cheap."</p>
<p>What sort of a yarn our mendacious skipper
spun to this last vessel we had no means of knowing,
as the boat's crew were not allowed to board
her; but he succeeded in getting a couple of cases
of preserved beef and some small stores. Much to
his disgust, however, there was no liquor of any
kind to be had. The only thing that the other
ship wanted was a few coals for the galley fire; so,
while our skipper stayed on board, the boat was
sent back for them. Now it was Sunday afternoon,
and when Bill and I were ordered to go
down into the fore-peak and fill three sacks with
coal, we felt much aggrieved. So, grumblingly,
we dived into the black pit forrard, and began to
fill the sacks. But, suddenly, a bright idea struck
us. The only pretence at ship-smartening we
were likely to make was "holystoning" the decks,
and, to this end, several lumps of sandstone had
been saved ever since we left Sydney. Now, I
have before noted in what abhorrence holystoning
is held by all who have to perform it, and here was
a heaven-sent opportunity to make the job impossible.
So we carefully interspersed the lumps of
stone among the coal in the sacks, taking every
precaution to leave not a fragment behind. Away
it went to the other ship; it was hoisted on board,
our boat returned, a breeze sprang up and we
parted company, seeing each other no more. Two
or three days after the order was given to get up
the holystones for cleaning ship. Words could
not express the wrath of the mate when it was re<span class="pagenum">[355]</span>ported
to him that none were to be found. Every
bit of coal in the fore-peak was dug over under his
immediate supervision, he getting in a most parlous
mess the while, but in vain. I never saw a
man get so angry over a trifle. He swore that
they had been thrown overboard by somebody, being
certain that there had been an ample store.
Singularly enough, he never dreamed of the real
way of their going, and the actual perpetrators of
the certainly immoral act were never even suspected.
We had to do the best we could with
ashes and brooms, but they made a poor substitute
for the ponderous scouring of the stones. I regret
to say that neither of us felt the slightest remorse
for our deed, and, when we heard the delighted
comments of the men were more puffed up, I am
afraid, than we should have been by the consciousness
of having acted ever so virtuously.</p>
<p>And now, as we were approaching the area of
heavy weather, and our stun'sails were worn almost
to muslin, we began to send down the stun'sail
gear. The first thing that happened: the ex-cook,
in sending down one of the top-gallant stun'sail-booms
(a spar like a smooth scaffold-pole),
made his "rolling-hitch" the wrong way. Perfectly
satisfied that all was in order he sung out to us
on deck to "hoist away." The moment we did so,
and the boom swung out of the irons in which it
had been lying, it assumed a vertical position and
slid through the hitch like lightning, just missing
the rail, and plunging end-on into the sea alongside.
We were going about four knots at the
time, and when it sprang upwards again it struck<span class="pagenum">[356]</span>
us under the counter with a bang that almost
stove in the outer skin of the ship. And, instead
of being at all chagrined at such a gross piece of
bungling, the offender simply exhausted his copious
vocabulary of abuse when the "old man" ventured
to rebuke him. Oh, our discipline was
grand! Hardly an hour afterwards, in taking in
the fore-topmast stun'sail, the halliards carried
away. The tack and sheet, rotten as cobwebs almost,
followed suit, so we lost that too. The rest
of the rags were saved for the old-rope merchant.</p>
<p>Still the fine weather persisted, and at last we
crawled up under the lee of Terceira in the Azores,
where we got becalmed within a couple of miles
of Angra. That was on a Sunday afternoon—and
if Captain Bunker didn't actually propose to go
ashore and have a donkey-ride! He was perfectly
sober, too. But this was too much for even our
quiet mate's patience. He turned upon his commander
at last. I was at the wheel, and heard him
tell the skipper that if he carried out his proposal,
and a breeze sprang up while he was ashore, he, the
mate, would certainly make sail and leave him
there. He was sick to death of the state of things,
and he would have no more of it. This outburst
frightened the old fellow terribly, and, with a
feeble remark that he was "only joking," he disappeared
below. The calm continued all through
the night, some invisible influence setting the vessel
so closely inshore that I began to fear we were
going to lose her after all. Yet nothing whatever
was done to prepare for such a contingency. The
anchor was securely lashed in its sea-position on<span class="pagenum">[357]</span>
the forecastle, and, to all outward appearance, no
notice was taken at all by the officers of our undoubtedly
perilous proximity to the shore. Just
before dawn, however, a little south-easterly breeze
sprang up, to which we trimmed the yards, and
soon glided away from all danger. Gradually the
wind freshened and veered until at west-southwest
it was blowing a strong steady breeze, and,
with all square-sail set, the old <i>Harrowby</i> was bowling
along at a good eight knots for the Channel.
Faithful as usual, this well-beloved wind to the
homeward-bounder never relaxed its strenuous
push until the changing hue of the water, plain
for all men to see, told us that we were once more
on soundings. Oh, blessed sight, that never palls
upon the deep-water sailor, the fading away of
that deep fathomless blue which for so many, many
weary watches has greeted the eye! Somehow or
other, too, the green of the Channel of Old England
has a different tint to any other sea-green. It is
not a pretty colour, will not for a moment bear
comparison with the blazing emerald of some tropical
shore, but it looks welcome—it says home; and
even the most homeless and hardened of shellbacks
feels a deep complacency when it greets his
usually unobservant eye. Contrary to my usual
experience of the brave westerlies, this breeze of
ours did not culminate in a gale; but as we neared
the Scilly Isles it gradually took off, and the
weather brightened, until one heavenly morning
at daybreak we saw under a pale-blue sky, bathed
in brilliant sunshine, those straggling outposts of
dear old England like bits of fairyland—uncut<span class="pagenum">[358]</span>
jewels scattered over a silver sea. And here, to
our intense delight, came a dandy: one of those
staunch Falmouth boats with the funny little jigger
perked up aft like the tail of a saucy cockerell. She
made straight for us in a business-like fashion,
rounded to alongside, and her commander climbed
nimbly on board, while the other two men in her
hove on board a splendid mess of fish. The enterprising
boatman was the runner for a Falmouth
tailor, who had come out thus far seeking customers.
He was, of course, elated to find that we
were bound into Falmouth, and that his diligence
was likely to be rewarded. For few indeed are the
homeward-bounders calling at Falmouth for orders,
whose crews do not liberally patronize the
Falmouth outfitters, getting good value for their
money, and being able to choose their goods with
clear heads, apart from the bestial distractions of
sailor-town. And the captains of such vessels are
never loth, <i>of course</i>, to allow their men to run
up a bill with the tailor, and to forward the amount
from the port of discharge, wherever it may be.</p>
<p>Favoured still by fortune we sped on toward
the lovely harbour, and at four p.m. rounded the
well-known old tower of Pendennis and entered
the anchorage. Sail-furling and clearing up decks
was got over as if by magic, and, by the time we
were at leisure here was the prompt tailor-man
with his leather-covered trunks full of boots and
clothes, ready to reap the first-fruits of our labours.</p>
<p>Here we lay in serenest peace for a couple of
days, the weather being more like late spring than
November, so fine and balmy as to make us won<span class="pagenum">[359]</span>der
whether we had not mistaken the time of year.
Then orders came for us to proceed to London.
We towed out of the harbour on a lovely afternoon,
with the Channel looking like a glimpse of
fairyland under the delicate blue of the cloudless
sky. Under all sail we gently jogged along the
coast, standing more to seaward as night came on,
and noting, with comfortable compassion, the outward-bounders
just beginning the long journey of
which we were so near the end. I had the ten to
midnight wheel, and, in consequence of the mild
weather, was lightly clad in the usual tropical rig
of shirt, trousers, and cap. Before half my
"trick" was over there was a sudden change.
The wind came out from the north-east, and piped
up with a spiteful sting in it that pierced me
through. My thin blood seemed to suck up the
cold until I was benumbed and almost unable to
move the wheel. But there was no chance to
wrap up. All hands were as busy as bees shortening
her down, for the wind rose faster than they
could get the sail in, and at midnight it was
blowing a gale, with squalls of sleet and driving
banks of fog. One o'clock came before I was relieved,
and then I had hardly enough vitality left
to get forrard, my two garments being stiff upon
my lead-coloured flesh. Somehow I got into the
forecastle and changed my rig; then, rolling my
one blanket round me, I crawled into my bunk.
No sleep and no warmth could I get, nor did I feel
more than half alive at eight bells. But I dragged
myself on deck and suffered, till at five a.m. the
cook shouted "Coffee!" as usual, and then the<span class="pagenum">[360]</span>
pannikin of boiling brown water did comfort my
frozen vitals.</p>
<p>We were now just fore-reaching under two
lower topsails, reefed foresail, and fore-topmast
staysail—not even holding our own. Every little
while the big flyers outward-bound would spring
out of the fog-laden gloom, and glide past us under
a pyramid of canvas like vast spirits of the storm.
Or a panting, labouring tramp-steamer would
plough her painful way up channel right in the
wind's eye, digging her blunt snout into the angry
brine, and lifting it aboard in a roaring flood that
hid her for a minute entirely under a mantle of
white foam. We had even some pity to spare for
the poor devils in such evil case as that on those
perishing iron decks, or being flung like a tennis-ball
between bunker, bulkhead, and furnace-door
in the Gehenna below, while the freezing floods
came streaming down upon them through the
grated "fidley" above. Fifteen days did that
merciless north-easter thrash and wither us, until
we felt that nothing mattered—we had reached
such a dumb depth of misery. Still, we did make
<i>some</i> progress, for on the sixteenth day we sighted
Dungeness, the first clearly distinguishable land
we had seen since leaving Falmouth. The arrival
of the pilot cheered us up, as it always does. He
seems to bring with him the assurance of safety, to
be a hand stretched out from home able and anxious
to draw you thither. And, as so often happens,
too, the weather fined down almost immediately.
Under his wise guidance we stole stealthily
along the coast until, off Dover, a big tug-boat
<span class="pagenum">[361]</span>
sallied out and made for us. None of us took any
notice of him; we knew too well that we were not
the sort of game he was after. A ship about five
times our size was nearer his weight. Still, he
came alongside and hailed us with, "'R ye takin'
steam up, cap'n?" ironically, as we all felt.
"Ah!" replied the old man, "yew're too big a
swell f'r me." "Nev' mind 'bout that," promptly
came back. "I'm a-goin' up, anyhow, 'n <i>you</i>
won't make any diff'rance ter me. Come, wot'll
yer gimme?" "Ten poun'," sniggered the old
man. "Oh! Go on ahead!"—the interjection
explosive, and the order snarled down the speaking-tube
to his engineer. Before, however, the
paddles had made one revolution he stopped them,
and shouted back, "Looky 'ere, I ain't foolin'; I'll
take ye up fur thutty poun'. Thet won't 'urt yer."
"Can't do it," drawled the skipper. "Owners
wouldn't pay it. 'Owever, ef yew mean bizness,
I'm 'lowed to go ter twenty, n' not 'nother pice."
Then the fun began. They argued and chaffed
and swore until, finally, the tug got so close that
her skipper stepped off the paddle-box on board
of us, and, as he did so, we saw a bottle sticking
out of his pea-jacket pocket. They both went below,
and there was silence. When they reappeared
our old man's face was glowing like burnished
copper, and Oliver muttered, "I'm off'rin'
big money thet bottle's empty, and the steam-boat
man ain't a-hed much neither." But they hadn't
settled the bargain. No; the next game was to
toss one another—best two out of three—whether
the tug should take us up for twenty pounds or<span class="pagenum">[362]</span>
twenty-five. Steam won; and the old man immediately
signed to the mate to get the hawser up.
Great Cæsar! how we did snake the hatches off
before the order came, forgetting that we hadn't
got a hawser fit for the job. That made no odds;
the tug-boat man wasn't going to let a little thing
like that stand in his way, especially as his coal
supply was so low that every minute was precious.
So he lent us his tow-line, and in less than five
minutes the <i>Robert Bruce</i> was pelting away homeward
as if nothing was behind her at all, and we
were all admiring the first bit of speed the old
<i>Harrowby</i> had put on since we had belonged to
her. Night fell as we passed the Nore, but there
was no delay. Onward we went, until, passing
everything on the way, we anchored at Gravesend.
Off went the tug with the last shovelful of coal in
the furnaces, just in time. Then down came the
fog, a regular November shroud, so thick that the
mainmast was invisible from the poop. Somehow
the "mud"-pilot found us, his boat taking away
our deep-water man, in whom—such is the fickleness
of mankind—we had now lost all interest.
All the next day that thick darkness persisted;
but about seven in the evening it lifted a little.
The tug was alongside of us directly, so anxious
was her skipper to get his cheap job over. We
were mighty smart getting under way, being off
up the river in less than half an hour from the first
glimmer of clear. All went well till we entered
Long Reach, when down came the curtain again
thicker than ever. The tug turned round and
headed down the river, just keeping the paddles<span class="pagenum">[363]</span>
moving as we dropped up with the young flood.
It was a terribly anxious time. The river was full
of craft, and every minute or two there was a tempest
of howls as we bumped into some bewildered
barge, or came close aboard of a huge ocean
steamer. At last the pilot could stand it no
longer, and, telling the carpenter to get his maul
ready for knocking out the ring-stopper of the
anchor, he shouted, "Stand clear the chain!" At
that instant, as if by some pre-arranged signal, the
fog rolled up, and in five minutes the sky was as
clear as heart could wish. The tug swung round
again, and, under a full head of steam, we rushed
onwards, entering the Millwall Docks just at the
stroke of midnight. The process of mooring in
our berth was all a confused jumble of rattling
chains, hoarse orders, and breathless, unreasoning
activity, succeeded by that sweetest of all sounds to
a homeward-bound sailor's ears, "That'll do, men."</p>
<p>Unearthly as the hour was, most of the fellows
would go ashore, delivering themselves over to the
ever-watchful boarding-house runners like a flock
of sheep. But three of us—Oliver, Bill, and myself—rolled
once more into our bunks, and, utterly
wearied, soon fell fast asleep. When we awoke in
the morning the new sensation of being our own
masters, able to disregard the time, and lay in till
noon if we chose, was delightful. But just because
we could do as we liked we rose at daylight, had a
leisurely wash, and, dressed in our best, climbed
over the rail and sauntered along the gloomy,
grimy quays towards the dock-gates. We had
just two shillings and sixpence between us, suffi<span class="pagenum">[364]</span>cient
to get a good meal only, but we knew where
we could get more. And that is one of the first
pitfalls that beset the path of the homeward-bounder.
Many skippers have sufficient thoughtfulness
to advance their crews a little money upon
arriving in dock, and thereby save them from the
dangerous necessity of borrowing from those harpies
who abound and batten upon the sailor.
Nothing of the kind could be expected from our
skipper, of course, so we just had to take our
chance. As I was at home and familiar with every
corner, I became the guide, and led the way to a
snug eating-house in the West India Dock Road,
where I knew we could get a civilized breakfast.
But Oliver hove-to at the first pub, and swore that
what <i>he</i> needed was rum. I tried hard to dissuade
him, assuring him that he wouldn't be able to eat
any breakfast if he got drinking rum first. I might
as well have tried to tie an elephant with a rope-yarn.
He had his rum: a full quartern of the famous
brand that used to be sold about sailor-town,
whereof the bouquet was enough to make a horse
sick. Then I hurried him off to the coffee-shop,
where, with a lordly air, I ordered three haddocks,
three hot rolls and butter, and three pints of coffee.
Oh, the ecstatic delight of that meal!—that is, to
us two youngsters. Oliver just pecked a little
daintily, and then, turning to a burly carman sitting
by his side who had just finished a mighty
meal, he said coaxingly, "I say, shipmate, I ain't
touched this grub hardly, can you help me out?"
With a commiserating look the carman reached for
the food, and concealed it like an expert conjurer.</p>
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