<h2>CHAPTER XVIII.</h2>
<h3>"WINE IS A MOCKER."</h3>
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<div class='unindent'><br/><big>HEODORE,</big> or "Mallery," which was the
name grown most familiar to him, was
rushing down town belated and in haste.
The business which had called him out had
taken longer than the time which had been assigned
to it, and in consequence the next appointment
was likely to suffer. At the corner
he paused and considered. "Let me see—if I
go down this block, and up the track to the
next corner, I shall save—one, two, three, four
blocks. Yes, it will pay; I'll do it." On he
went, struck the track presently, and moved
rapidly along the iron walk. An unusual sight
suddenly presented itself to his eyes, that of
a carriage and two powerful horses coming
around the curve, and making a carriage drive
of the railway track. It took but a moment of
time to discover three things, viz: that it was
the Hastings' carriage, that the coachman was<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[224]</SPAN></span>
beyond a doubt too much intoxicated to know
what he was about, and that the Buffalo Express
was due at the distant depot in just two minutes,
and must pass over the very track on
which that carriage was trundling along. The
perspiration came and stood in beads on the
young man's pale face; but there was time for
no other show of emotion—he must think and
work rapidly if at all. "Could he <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'posibly'">possibly</ins> get
those horses across to the other track in time?"
No, for there was a perfect network of tracks
just here, no place for a carriage at all, and a
puffing engine directly ahead, liable to start at
any instant, and ready to frighten the horses,
who would probably rear, plunge, back, do <i>anything</i>
but what he wished of them. There was
a wretched gully on this side and a fence, but
the fence was low, and the gully wide enough
to receive the carriage if it could be forced
down the embankment. During this planning
Mallery was running with all speed toward the
carriage, and then the depot bell began to
ring, and the roar and puff of the coming train
could be distinctly heard. The horses began
to plunge, and make ready to break into a fierce
run right into the jaws of the coming monster,
when a firm hand grasped their bridles. Jonas
had just sense enough left to try to resist this
proceeding, and Mallery saw, with a throb of<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[225]</SPAN></span>
thankfulness, the whip drop from his unsteady
hand, thus preventing the horses from being
lashed into greater fury; then he applied all
the strength of his arms and his knowledge of
horses to the dangerous experiment of backing
them down into the gully. They snorted
and plunged, and were bent on going forward,
and were steadily, and as it seemed with super-human
strength, forced backward; and as the
carriage crashed down the hill the very rearing
of the horses drew Theodore's feet from the
outer rail, and the train came thundering by.
And now the affrighted horses seemed more
than ever bent on rushing forward to destruction,
while the long train shot onward. Mallery,
while he battled with them, became conscious
that from the raised window of the carriage
a young face, deathly in pallor, was bent
forward watching the conflict, and he renewed
the determination to save that life thus resting,
so far as human help was concerned, in his
hands. Jonas had dropped the reins, and sat
aghast, and sobered with terror. Now the long
train had vanished, the puffing engine on the
other track had gathered up its forces and followed
after, and Theodore, by a dint of coaxing,
soothing and commanding the terror-stricken
animals, had succeeded in subduing them in
part, and guiding the carriage up the bank and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[226]</SPAN></span>
quite across the network of tracks; then gathering
the reins in his hand he came to the carriage
window and spoke, using in his excitement
the name familiar to him in the days
when she had given him his first lessons in
writing.</div>
<p>"There is no cause for further alarm, Dora.
I will see that you reach home in safety."</p>
<p>Not one word to him did Dora utter; but she
clasped her trembling hands, and said with
white lips:</p>
<p>"Thank God."</p>
<p>And the young man added reverently and
meaningly: "Amen."</p>
<p>Then he sprang to the driver's seat, and uttered
two short firm words to the cowed and
sober driver.</p>
<p>"Get down!"</p>
<p>Never was a command more promptly obeyed.
There were five minutes yet before the next
train would be due, time enough to make his
way carefully along the uncertain road built
only for iron horses; but the peril had been too
recent for the young man not to make eager
haste, nor did he draw a long full breath of relief
until the last hated rail had been crossed and
the corner turned on the broad smooth avenue.
It was a nervous sort of a drive even then, for
the horses had a torrent of pent-up strength, and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[227]</SPAN></span>
had not so entirely recovered from their terror
but that they were listening to every sound,
looking right and left for suspicious objects, and
apparently on the <i>qui vive</i> for an excuse for
running away. How Theodore blessed Rick,
and the livery stable, and the man who fifty
years before had taken for his motto: "Learn
everything you possibly can about everything
that can be learned," as with skillful hand he
guided the fidgety span carefully and safely
through the maze of cart and carriage and omnibus
wheels that lined the streets. And even
then and there he laughed a half-nervous, half-amused
laugh, as he passed the Euclid House,
and saw one of the waiters looking out at him
from a dining-room window; at the thought
that that first burning ambition of his life was
at last gratified, and he was actually occupying
the coveted position of driver for the Hastings'
carriage. The contrasts which his life presented
again struck him oddly, a few moments after,
when Mr. Hall, waiting to cross the street, recognized
and touched his hat to him, with a wondering,
curious glance. Mr. Hall was an elder
in their church and superintendent of their Sabbath-school,
and Theodore had himself cashed a
draft for him in Mr. Stephens' private office not
two hours before. He laughed a little now at
the thought of Mr. Hall's bewilderment over<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[228]</SPAN></span>
his sudden change of business; and then presently
laughed again at the thought that there
should be anything incongruous in his, Tode
Mall that was, turning coachman. At last the
carriage turned into the beautiful elm-lined carriage
drive that led to the Hastings' mansion, and
drew up presently with a skillful flourish at the
side door. The same John for whom Theodore
used occasionally to run of errands for two
cents a trip came forward, and stared furiously
as the young man threw him the reins and
opened the carriage door.</p>
<p>Dora's composure had lost itself in a fit of
trembling, and her teeth chattered so that she
could not speak as he led her up the broad
flight of steps. They were all in the hall—Mr.
Hastings, hat in hand, just departing for the
stables; Mrs. Hastings, in a state of transit from
dining-room to drawing-room; and Pliny lounging
on a sofa, his head done up in wet bandages.
He sprang to his feet, however, when Theodore
advanced still supporting his companion, and
questioned eagerly:</p>
<p>"What the dickens is to pay?"</p>
<p>That gentleman chose to make things more
comfortable before he answered. He <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'unceremoneously'">unceremoniously</ins>
appropriated sofa and cushions for
the almost fainting girl, and said, peremptorily:</p>
<p>"Bring a glass of water. Mr. Hastings, that<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[229]</SPAN></span>
fan if you please. Don't be alarmed, Mrs. Hastings,
she will be all right in a few moments."</p>
<p>Then there was no resisting the storm of
questions that followed, and he told the story as
briefly as possible, only trying to impress one
thought, that liquor was at the bottom of what
had so nearly been a tragedy. Dora revived
sufficiently to impress the fact that but for <i>him</i>
she would not have been there to speak; and
Mr. Hastings, in his excitement and exasperation
against poor Jonas, whose quarter paid for the
liquor which had almost brought death into their
home, and would help to swell Mr. Hastings'
own cash account on this Saturday evening,
recognized in this deliverer of his child poor,
ignorant, degraded Tode Mall, and forgot the
lapse of time and possible changes of position,
and seeking to do him honor, and do a safe
thing for his family at the same time, spoke
hurriedly:</p>
<p>"Where is that villain of a coachman? I'll
discharge him this very hour. You must be a
good driver, Tode, or you never could have got
here alive with <i>those</i> horses after such a time.
Don't you want the position of coachman?"</p>
<p>"Papa," said Dora, sitting erect, and with
scarlet cheeks, "Mr. Mallery is Mr. S. S. Stephens'
confidential clerk!"</p>
<p>Then the great man turned and looked on his<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[230]</SPAN></span>
ex-waiter at the Euclid House—the erect, well-built,
well-dressed young man, standing hat in
hand, with a curious blending of dignity and
amusement on his face, and actually stammered,
and muttered something about "not noticing,
not thinking, not meaning, and everlasting obligations,"
in the midst of which the ex-coachman
glanced at his watch, noticed the lateness
of the hour in some dismay, signaled from the
window a passing car, and hurriedly made his
escape.</p>
<p>This lengthy and unexpected interruption
made a grievous tangle in his day's work. Arrived
at the store he flew about in eager haste,
and then rushed with more than usual speed to
the bank. Just five minutes too late; the last
shutter was being closed as he reached the steps.
"The first failure!" he said to himself in a disappointed
tone. "But it can hardly be said to
be my fault this time." His next engagement
was an appointment to dine with Mr. Stephens
at four o'clock, and with that, too, he was a little
behind time.</p>
<p>"Well, sir," said Mr. Stephens, meeting him
in the hall, "as sure as I'm alive you are five
minutes behind time! I begin to be encouraged.
It seems that you <i>are</i> a compound of
flesh and blood after all."</p>
<p>Theodore smiled faintly; his peril was too<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[231]</SPAN></span>
recent for him to have regained his usual demeanor.</p>
<p>"Here is your mail," he said, passing over a
handful of letters and papers. "By being ten
minutes late I was enabled to get the latest
news, and I see there is a Lyons letter among
them."</p>
<p>"Ah," said Mr. Stephens, "that is fortunate
for Lyons. Suppose we step into the library,
Mallery, and see what they say for themselves."</p>
<p>So the two passed into the business room
and ran over the contents of the letter in question,
as well as several others, conversing together
in a manner which showed that the younger
man had a marked knowledge of the other's
business affairs, and that his opinions were listened
to as if they carried weight with them.</p>
<p>"But the mail was not what detained me,"
said Theodore, presently. "And Mr. Stephens,
I was too late for the bank."</p>
<p>"Well, it will do to-morrow, will it not?"
queried the elder gentleman, composedly.</p>
<p>"Oh yes, sir, it will <i>do;</i> but then you know
it is not the way in which we do business."</p>
<p>Mr. Stephens laughed.</p>
<p>"I used to consider myself the most prompt
and particular man living," he said, gaily; "but
I believe you are going to make one several
notches above me. I am really curious to<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[232]</SPAN></span>
know what has thrown you out of your orbit
this afternoon."</p>
<p>Theodore's face flushed.</p>
<p>"I have been permitted to prevent a murder
this afternoon, even after a father had furnished
the weapons for his daughter's destruction," he
said, speaking sharply. He was very savage on
that question of intemperance.</p>
<p>"Horrible!" said Mr. Stephens, looking aghast.
"Mallery, what <i>do</i> you mean?"</p>
<p>And then followed a recital of the afternoon's
adventures. Had Theodore Mallery been the
hero of a first-class novel he would have remained
modestly and obstinately silent about a
matter in which he had taken so prominent a
part, but being very like a flesh and blood young
man, it did not occur to him to hesitate or stammer—in
fact he thought he had succeeded in
doing a good brave deed, and he was very glad
and thankful. Presently they left the library
and went toward the parlor.</p>
<p>"Do you know I have another guest to-day?"
asked Mr. Stephens, as they went down the hall
together. "A Mr. Ryan, a lawyer. I think
you are not acquainted with him."</p>
<p>"Ryan!" said Theodore, looking puzzled and
racking his memory. "The name sounds familiar,
but—oh!" and then he laughed, "Edgar
Ryan?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[233]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"The same. Do you know him?"</p>
<p>"Why, yes, sir. I used to know him very
well; served him every day at the Euclid
House."</p>
<p>"Did you indeed! Well, I know very little
about him, save that his father was a good friend
to me once."</p>
<p>When Mr. Stephens presented his confidential
clerk to Mr. Ryan there was a start, a look
of bewilderment and confused recollection, accompanied
by a sudden roguish twinkle of recognition,
and then the polished lawyer became
oblivious to the existence of "Tode Mall," and
"Habakkuk," and "bottles," and greeted "Mr.
Mallery" in a manner that became a guest of
Mr. Stephens, toward Mr. Stephens' honored
clerk. Then they all went out to dinner. And
the dinner progressed finely until the coffee and
dessert were served, and Mr. Stephens had dismissed
the waiters and prepared for a half-way
business talk; then suddenly his clerk gave a
quick nervous push from him of the plate on
which quivered a tiny mound of jelly, its symmetry
destroyed by just one mouthful, and the
crimson blood rolled to his very forehead. His
confusion was too apparent and continued to
admit of being overlooked, and Mr. Stephens
asked, with a mixture of curiosity and anxiety:</p>
<p>"What is the trouble, Mallery?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[234]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Mr. Stephens," said Theodore, earnestly
with just a little tremble of pain in his voice,
"you have made me disregard for the first time
in my life the only prayer that my mother ever
prayed for me."</p>
<p>Mr. Stephens, who knew the story of his life,
looked bewildered and troubled, and said gently;
"I don't understand, Theodore;" while Mr.
Ryan's eyes had the roguish twinkle in them
again, because he did understand.</p>
<p>Theodore silently inclined his head toward
the rejected plate.</p>
<p>"Oh," said Mr. Stephens, looking relieved,
"do you object to the wine jelly? Why, my
dear boy, isn't that almost straining a point?
I don't understand the art of interfering with
cookery."</p>
<p>"This is an excellent opportunity for me,"
began Mr. Ryan. "I've been wishing enlightenment
for a long time on an abstruse question
connected with the temperance theory.
Mr. Mallery, you are a stanch upholder of the
cause, I believe. May I question you?"</p>
<p>Theodore had regained his composure, and
was quietly sipping his coffee.</p>
<p>"You may, sir, certainly," he said, playfully.
"I believe nothing is easier than to ask questions.
Whether I can answer them or not is,
of course, another matter."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[235]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Mr. Ryan laughed.</p>
<p>"But you used to be, or that is—well, something
leads me to think that you are one of the
Bible temperance men. Are you not?"</p>
<p>Theodore fixed a pair of full, earnest, unashamed
eyes on the questioner's face before he
said:</p>
<p>"Yes, sir, I entirely agree with Habakkuk on
that subject to-day as in the past."</p>
<p>"Well then," said Mr. Ryan, dashing into
the subject, "I'm in need of enlightenment.
Isn't there a story in the Bible about a certain
wedding, at which our Savior countenanced the
use of wine not only by his presence, but by
actually furnishing the wine itself by his own
miraculous power?"</p>
<p>"There <i>is</i> such a story," said Theodore, continuing
to quietly sip his coffee.</p>
<p>"Well, how do you account for it?"</p>
<p>"I suppose, sir, you know how great and
good men account for it?" questioned Theodore.</p>
<p>"Oh yes, I know the story by heart, about
two kinds of wine—one intoxicating, the other
<i>not</i>, and that this wine at the marriage feast was
of the non-intoxicating sort; but that at best is
only supposition, not argument. I have as
good a right to suppose it <i>was</i> intoxicating as
you have to suppose it was not."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[236]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Have you?" said Theodore, with elevated
eyebrows. "In that we should differ."</p>
<p>"Then that is the very point upon which I
need enlightenment," answered Mr. Ryan, with
a good-humored laugh. "Won't you please
proceed?"</p>
<p>"I presume you grant, sir, that it is not superstition
but <i>certainty</i> that there <i>were</i> two kinds
of wine in those days," said Theodore.</p>
<p>"Oh yes. I'll accept that as fact."</p>
<p>"Well, then, as I am not a Greek nor Hebrew
scholar, and I understand that you are, I
will simply remind you of the very satisfactory
and generally accepted statements of learned
men concerning the two words used in those
languages to express two distinct kinds of
liquid, which words were not, I am told, used
interchangeably. Then I should like to pass at
once to simpler, and, for unlearned people like
myself, more practical arguments. Do you lawyers
allow your authors to interpret themselves,
sir?"</p>
<p>"Certainly."</p>
<p>"Which is precisely what we do with the
Bible. In a sense, the same Jesus who made
wine of water at the marriage feast, is the author
of the Bible, and if he is divine there must
be no discrepancy in its pages. Now I find that
this same Bible says, 'Wine is a mocker,' 'Look<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[237]</SPAN></span>
not upon the wine when it is red,' 'Woe to him
that giveth his neighbor drink,' and a long array
of similar and more emphatic expressions. Now
how am I to avoid thinking either that Jesus
of Nazareth was a mere man, and a very inconsistent
one at that, or else that the wine at the
marriage supper was <i>not</i> the wine with which
we are acquainted, and which we will not use
at all until 'it giveth its color in the cup and
moveth itself aright?'"</p>
<p>Mr. Ryan laughed still good-humoredly, and
said:</p>
<p>"Have you committed to memory the entire
Bible as well as Habakkuk, Mallery? But I
can quote Scripture, too. Doesn't your Bible
read, 'Give wine to those that be of heavy
hearts?'"</p>
<p>"Yes, sir; and, according to our translation,
the same article is used as a symbol of God's
wrath: 'For thus saith the Lord God of Israel,
Take the wine cup of this fury at my hand.'
Does that look probable or reasonable? It
talks, moreover, about 'wine that maketh glad
the heart of man,' and I leave it to your judgment
whether we know anything about any
such wine as that?"</p>
<p>"But, Mallery," interposed Mr. Stephens, "I
want to question you now myself. I am a genuine
temperance man I have always supposed. I<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[238]</SPAN></span>
accord with everything that you have said on
the subject, and still I don't believe I see the
connection between wine drinking and using
the article as a condiment, or in my cakes and
jellies."</p>
<p>"Well, sir," said Theodore, turning toward
him brightly, "the same Bible reads: 'If meat
maketh my brother to offend, I will eat no more
meat while the world stands;' and if we are to
interpret the Bible according to its spirit, why
doesn't it read with equal plainness; 'If wine
maketh my brother to offend—'"</p>
<p>"But you surely do not think that an appetite
for wine drinking can be cultivated from an
innocent jelly?"</p>
<p>Theodore looked in grave surprise at his
questioner as he said:</p>
<p>"That remark proves, sir, that you were not
brought up in the atmosphere which surrounded
my younger days, and also that you were never
one of the waiters at the Euclid House; but
that it takes much less than that to cultivate, or
worse, to arouse an already cultivated appetite,
I believe all trustworthy statements that have
ever been made on the subject will bear me
witness. Mr. Ryan, if you were a reformed
drunkard, seated at this table, would you dare
to eat that wine jelly?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[239]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Mr. Ryan spoke dryly, laconically, but distinctly:</p>
<p>"No."</p>
<p>Theodore turned to Mr. Stephens again.</p>
<p>"'And the second is like unto it,'" he said,
speaking low and gently. "'Thou shalt love
thy neighbor as thyself.'"</p>
<p>"But my neighbor isn't here," answered Mr.
Stephens, playfully. "At least not the reformed
drunkard of whom you speak; if he were I
would be careful."</p>
<p>"But if you meet him on the street to-night,"
answered Theodore, in the same manner, "don't,
I beg of you, say anything to him about his evil
habits, because he may ask you if you neither
touch, taste nor handle the accursed stuff; and
while you are trying to stammer out some excuse
for your condiments, he might suggest to
you that you use the poison in your way and he
uses it in his, and there is many a brain that can
not see the difference between the two; in which
case it seems to me to become the old story,
'If meat maketh my brother to offend.'"</p>
<p>Mr. Stephens laughed.</p>
<p>"He ought to have been a lawyer instead of a
merchant. Don't you think so, Ryan?" he asked,
glancing admiringly at the flushed young face.</p>
<p>"I told him so several years ago," said Mr.
Ryan.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[240]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Theodore was roused and excited; he could
not let the subject drop.</p>
<p>"I can conceive of another reason why a good
man should not harbor such serpents in disguise,"
he said, in the pleasant, half-playful tone
which the conversation had latterly assumed.</p>
<p>"Let us have it by all means," answered Mr.
Stephens. "I am court-martialed, I perceive
and may as well have all the shots at once."</p>
<p>"Why, sir, what possible right can you have
to beguile an innocent youth like myself to your
table, and tempt his unsuspecting ignorance
with a quivering bit of jelly which, had he
known its ingredients, such are his principles
and his resolves, and I may add such is his horror
of the fiend, that he would almost rather
have had his tongue plucked out by the roots
than to have touched it?"</p>
<p>The sentence, began playfully, was finished in
terrible earnestness, with trembling voice and
quivering lip. There was no concealing the
fact that this subject in all its details was a
solemn one to him. Mr. Stephens watched for
a moment the flushed earnest face. This man
without wife or children, without home other
than his wealth and his housekeeper furnished
him, was fast taking his confidential clerk into
his inner heart. He looked at him a moment,
then glanced down at the table. Mr. Ryan's<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[241]</SPAN></span>
dish of jelly and his own still remained untouched.
He spoke impulsively:</p>
<p>"Ryan, are you partial to that ill-fated dish
beside you?"</p>
<p>"Not at all," answered that gentleman, laughingly.
"I have conceived quite a horror for the
quivering, suspicious-looking lump."</p>
<p>Then Mr. Stephens' hand was on the bell.</p>
<p>"Thompson," he said to the servant who answered
his summons, "you may remove the
jellies." And the brisk waiter looked startled
and confused as he proceeded to obey the order.</p>
<p>"They are all right," explained Mr. Stephens,
kindly, "only we have decided to dispense with
them." And as the door closed upon the retreating
servant the host added, turning to Theodore:</p>
<p>"I will dispense with them as regards my table
from this time forth. This is my concession
to your beloved cause."</p>
<p>Such a bright glad look of thanks and admiration
and love as his young clerk bestowed
upon him in answer to this Mr. Stephens never
forgot.</p>
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