<h2>CHAPTER III<br/> <span class="ph4">THE ROYAL YACHT</span></h2>
<p>It was a very pretty boat, evidently made of glass, for the children
could see right through it; and though it had neither mast nor oars,
it had, at any rate, a wheel, behind which was standing a little man
dressed in a sailor's suit of the same bright colors as the Admiral's.</p>
<p>"The Crew," remarked that gentleman, nodding toward the new sailor-man,
who, as soon as he saw that the little girls were looking at him,
smiled in the most cordial manner and spun the wheel round so fast that
the spokes hummed in the air.</p>
<p>"If you are quite ready," said the Admiral, raising his hat, "we'll get
aboard;" and stepping down to the edge of the water he put his hands to
his mouth and roared out at the very top of his voice: "Boat, ahoy!"
Though, really, it seemed hardly necessary to shout so loud, as the
boat was not more than four feet from the shore.</p>
<p>"Perhaps the Crew is deaf," suggested Frances, sagely.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Perhaps he was, but, if so, he was not so deaf but that he could hear
what was shouted to him at four feet distance, for he at once touched
his cap, spun the wheel round the other way, and leaving it spinning
walked to the bow of the boat, where, leaning out over the water, he
pulled up a little anchor.</p>
<p>"Weigh the anchor!" shouted the Admiral.</p>
<p>"Do you think it's worth while?" suggested the Crew, politely touching
his cap. "We've weighed it once this morning already—four pounds, six
ounces."</p>
<p>"That's true. Well, never mind, then. Pitch it ashore."</p>
<p>Thereupon, the Crew, holding the coil of rope in his left hand, swung
the anchor round and round his head and threw it to the Admiral.</p>
<p>Instead of catching it in his hands, or getting out of its way
altogether, as most people would have done, and as the children of
course thought he would do, the Admiral whipped off his cocked hat and
bending forward allowed the anchor to hit him crack on the top of his
head.</p>
<p>"Oh!" cried both little girls, running forward. "Did it hurt you very
badly?"</p>
<p>"Not at all, thank you," replied the Admiral with a genial smile, as he
stooped to pick up the anchor.
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</SPAN></span>
"A little thing like that doesn't hurt a Boxwood."</p>
<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/037.jpg" width-obs="410" height-obs="600" alt="" /> <div class="caption"><i>Allowed the anchor to hit him</i></div>
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<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>So saying, he began to pull upon the rope, drawing the boat close up to
the shore, when he remarked:</p>
<p>"Now, your Royal Highnesses, if you'll step aboard we'll start at once."</p>
<p>"Why do you keep on calling us 'Royal Highnesses'?" asked Margaret; for
neither she nor Frances had ever heard the title before and they did
not know what it meant.</p>
<p>"Oh, excuse me!" cried the Admiral, apologetically. "I ought to have
guessed it. Your Royal Highnesses prefer to travel incog?"</p>
<p>"In what?" asked Margaret. "I thought we were to travel in the boat."</p>
<p>"Ha, ha!" laughed the Admiral, clapping his hands. "Very good! Very
good! Wasn't that good, Bo'sun?"</p>
<p>"A. 1 at Lloyd's," replied the Crew. "We must tell that to the King."</p>
<p>The children had not the least idea what the Admiral and the Crew were
laughing about, nor what the Crew meant by saying "A. 1 at Lloyd's,"
but it was evident that Margaret had made a capital joke by accident,
and so, trying to look as though they understood quite well, they
smiled pleasantly at the two naval men and stepped upon the shelf of
rock<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</SPAN></span> beside which the boat was lying.</p>
<p>Now that it was close up, the children were better able to see what
the royal yacht was like. Apparently its frame work was made of the
skeleton of a very big fish turned upside down, the fish's backbone
forming the keel, and its ribs the ribs of the boat. The whole had been
coated over with glass, so that the little girls, standing above it and
looking down into the boat, could see right through the bottom of it.
They could see the seaweeds on the rocks below and the little fishes
flipping about.</p>
<p>The bottom of the boat, indeed, being transparent and therefore
invisible, stepping into it looked so very much like stepping into the
sea that for a moment Margaret and Frances felt some little doubt about
venturing.</p>
<p>But seeing that the Crew in the stern was leaning out, holding to the
rock with both hands, while the Admiral, having first laid aside his
cocked hat, was most obligingly lying flat on his gold-laced waistcoat,
holding the boat at its other end to steady it, they hesitated no
longer, but first removing their sandals for fear their heels might
crack the glass, they stepped in, taking their places side by side on
the middle seat.</p>
<p>"What nice soft cushions!" exclaimed Margaret.
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</SPAN></span>
"And see! One of them is marked in the corner with an 'F' and the other
with an 'M'."</p>
<p>"'F' for Frances and 'M' for Margaret," remarked her sister, seating
herself on her own cushion and placing her sandals in her lap. "Come
on, Periwinkle!" she cried, chirruping encouragingly to the yellow
plush puppy. "Come on, then: don't be afraid!"</p>
<p>Periwinkle, however was not to be persuaded. Standing on the edge of
the rock, looking down into the boat, he, too, could see the fishes
passing beneath it, and not knowing that the boat had a glass bottom,
he declined to jump into the water—as he supposed.</p>
<p>Frances, therefore, reached out, and taking her pet by the back of his
neck, she pulled him in and set him down at her feet. For a moment
the puppy struggled to jump out again, when a big fish, passing
just under his nose, diverted his attention. Forgetting his fears,
Periwinkle snapped at the fish, and, of course, banged his nose on
the glass bottom of the boat, making himself sneeze with great gusto;
after which, thinking that it was the fish that had banged him on the
nose, he contented himself with barking at them when they glided under
the boat. He was a very sensible puppy, considering that he was only
stuffed with excelsior.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>As soon as he saw that they were all comfortably settled, the Admiral
jumped to his feet, clapped his cocked hat on his head, gathered up the
rope, and tucking the anchor under his arm, he stepped into the bows.</p>
<p>"Eight bells!" he roared.</p>
<p>At this command, the Crew hastily felt in all his pockets and brought
out a number of little bells, which he rang one after the other.</p>
<p>"That's only seven!" cried the Admiral. "Where's the other?"</p>
<p>"You have it yourself," replied the Crew.</p>
<p>"Oh, yes. So I have. Excuse me," said the Admiral, politely; and
thereupon he took the eighth bell out of his pocket and rang that one,
too.</p>
<p>"Why do you ring eight bells?" asked Margaret.</p>
<p>"I thought you'd like it," was the Admiral's unexpected reply.</p>
<p>"Oh! Yes. Thank you very much. I do," said Margaret.</p>
<p>"It's very pretty," added Frances. "Won't you ring them again?"</p>
<p>"I'm afraid we can't," replied the Admiral, regretfully. "It's against
the rules of the navy. We only ring eight bells once a day at mid-day,
or, on occasions like this, once extra for a treat, so—Ah!<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</SPAN></span> Happy
thought! How's the sun?" he shouted.</p>
<p>"It's shining away like one o'clock," replied the Crew, touching his
cap.</p>
<p>"<i>Just</i> like one o'clock?" inquired the Admiral in an insinuating tone.</p>
<p>"Well," replied the Crew, evidently anxious to accommodate, "it's a
good deal like twelve o'clock, too."</p>
<p>"Good!" cried the Admiral, clapping his hands. "A poor excuse is better
than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. We'll ring 'em again. Eight
bells!" he roared, so loudly that it made his eyes water.</p>
<p>So the Admiral and the Crew rang eight bells all over again, after
which the Admiral threw his bell to the Crew, who very cleverly caught
it and stuffed it into his pocket, and having gathered up the other
seven bells and put them into his pockets, too, he laid his hands on
the spokes of the wheel and waited for further orders.</p>
<p>"How's her head?" cried the Admiral.</p>
<p>"North, south, east, west," replied the Crew, with all the smartness of
a man-o'-war's man.</p>
<p>"Good!" shouted the Admiral. "Cast off!"</p>
<p>Not knowing what "Cast off" might mean, the two little girls turned
their heads to see what the Crew was going to do. As far as they could
perceive,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</SPAN></span> however, "Cast off" did not mean anything at all, for the
Crew never moved, but stood there smiling away over the top of the
wheel as though he were waiting to be photographed.</p>
<p>"Why did you say, 'Cast off'?" inquired Margaret of the Admiral. "What
does it mean?"</p>
<p>"It means, untie the ship," replied the Admiral.</p>
<p>"But the ship <i>is</i> untied," Margaret objected.</p>
<p>"I know. It's just a matter of form. Now, if you are quite ready, we'll
start at once."</p>
<p>"Quite ready, thank you," replied both little girls, eagerly; for there
seemed to be so many forms and ceremonies that they began to fear they
might be late for the garden party.</p>
<p>"Starboard!" shouted the Admiral.</p>
<p>Whereupon the Crew gave the wheel a spang with his right hand which
sent it spinning at a great rate, at the same time glancing out of the
corners of his eyes at the two passengers to see what they thought of
his cleverness.</p>
<p>"Good!" cried Margaret and Frances, clapping their hands; at which the
Crew, beaming with pleasure, touched his cap and bowed. In doing so,
however, he forgot the wheel, and one of the spokes hit him such a
crack on the right side of his nose that the wheel stopped spinning.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Oh!" cried both children. "That <i>must</i> have hurt!"</p>
<p>"Not at all, thank your Ladyships," replied the Crew, smiling away just
as cheerfully as ever.</p>
<p>"What a brave little sailor-man you are," said Frances, admiringly.
"Most people would have wanted to cry after getting such a knock."</p>
<p>"Excuse me, Ladies," the Admiral here interposed, very politely. "Pray
excuse me, but it is against the rules of the navy to speak to the man
at the wheel."</p>
<p>"Oh, is it?" replied Margaret and Frances. "We're sorry. We didn't know
that."</p>
<p>"Don't mention it," said the Admiral, pleasantly. "It's of no
consequence." And turning to the Crew, he asked: "It didn't break your
nose, did it? Because you had better mend it at once if it did. The
glue is in the medicine chest."</p>
<p>"It's all right, sir, thank you," replied the Crew, tapping his nose
with his knuckles. "Only dented. No harm done."</p>
<p>"Very well; then we'll proceed. Starboard!" he shouted once more.</p>
<p>"You said 'Starboard' last time," remonstrated the Crew, touching his
cap.</p>
<p>"Oh, yes. So I did. Thank you. Let me see:<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</SPAN></span> what comes next? Oh, yes.
Port!"</p>
<p>The Crew, who was only waiting for the word, spun the wheel the other
way; such a spin that the spokes hummed like the piping of a mosquito.</p>
<p>"Fine spin!" cried Margaret, enthusiastically, clapping her hands again.</p>
<p>"Yes. How fast it goes!" said Frances. "You can't even see the spokes."</p>
<p>Hearing this remark, the Crew, delighted with the compliment, smiled
immensely, and stooping down with his hands on his knees he peeped
through the wheel at them.</p>
<p>"Peek-a-boo!" cried Frances, quite forgetting the rules of the navy.</p>
<p>For though the Crew was presumably a grown up sailor-man, he was so
small and so neat and so bright-colored and so merry-looking that it
was quite impossible to take him seriously.</p>
<p>At this moment the boat started.</p>
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</SPAN></span>
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