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<h2> Chapter One </h2>
<p>Yonville-l'Abbaye (so called from an old Capuchin abbey of which not even
the ruins remain) is a market-town twenty-four miles from Rouen, between
the Abbeville and Beauvais roads, at the foot of a valley watered by the
Rieule, a little river that runs into the Andelle after turning three
water-mills near its mouth, where there are a few trout that the lads
amuse themselves by fishing for on Sundays.</p>
<p>We leave the highroad at La Boissiere and keep straight on to the top of
the Leux hill, whence the valley is seen. The river that runs through it
makes of it, as it were, two regions with distinct physiognomies—all
on the left is pasture land, all of the right arable. The meadow stretches
under a bulge of low hills to join at the back with the pasture land of
the Bray country, while on the eastern side, the plain, gently rising,
broadens out, showing as far as eye can follow its blond cornfields. The
water, flowing by the grass, divides with a white line the colour of the
roads and of the plains, and the country is like a great unfolded mantle
with a green velvet cape bordered with a fringe of silver.</p>
<p>Before us, on the verge of the horizon, lie the oaks of the forest of
Argueil, with the steeps of the Saint-Jean hills scarred from top to
bottom with red irregular lines; they are rain tracks, and these
brick-tones standing out in narrow streaks against the grey colour of the
mountain are due to the quantity of iron springs that flow beyond in the
neighboring country.</p>
<p>Here we are on the confines of Normandy, Picardy, and the Ile-de-France, a
bastard land whose language is without accent and its landscape is without
character. It is there that they make the worst Neufchatel cheeses of all
the arrondissement; and, on the other hand, farming is costly because so
much manure is needed to enrich this friable soil full of sand and flints.</p>
<p>Up to 1835 there was no practicable road for getting to Yonville, but
about this time a cross-road was made which joins that of Abbeville to
that of Amiens, and is occasionally used by the Rouen wagoners on their
way to Flanders. Yonville-l'Abbaye has remained stationary in spite of its
"new outlet." Instead of improving the soil, they persist in keeping up
the pasture lands, however depreciated they may be in value, and the lazy
borough, growing away from the plain, has naturally spread riverwards. It
is seem from afar sprawling along the banks like a cowherd taking a siesta
by the water-side.</p>
<p>At the foot of the hill beyond the bridge begins a roadway, planted with
young aspens, that leads in a straight line to the first houses in the
place. These, fenced in by hedges, are in the middle of courtyards full of
straggling buildings, wine-presses, cart-sheds and distilleries scattered
under thick trees, with ladders, poles, or scythes hung on to the
branches. The thatched roofs, like fur caps drawn over eyes, reach down
over about a third of the low windows, whose coarse convex glasses have
knots in the middle like the bottoms of bottles. Against the plaster wall
diagonally crossed by black joists, a meagre pear-tree sometimes leans and
the ground-floors have at their door a small swing-gate to keep out the
chicks that come pilfering crumbs of bread steeped in cider on the
threshold. But the courtyards grow narrower, the houses closer together,
and the fences disappear; a bundle of ferns swings under a window from the
end of a broomstick; there is a blacksmith's forge and then a
wheelwright's, with two or three new carts outside that partly block the
way. Then across an open space appears a white house beyond a grass mound
ornamented by a Cupid, his finger on his lips; two brass vases are at each
end of a flight of steps; scutcheons* blaze upon the door. It is the
notary's house, and the finest in the place.</p>
<p>*The panonceaux that have to be hung over the doors of<br/>
notaries.<br/></p>
<p>The Church is on the other side of the street, twenty paces farther down,
at the entrance of the square. The little cemetery that surrounds it,
closed in by a wall breast high, is so full of graves that the old stones,
level with the ground, form a continuous pavement, on which the grass of
itself has marked out regular green squares. The church was rebuilt during
the last years of the reign of Charles X. The wooden roof is beginning to
rot from the top, and here and there has black hollows in its blue colour.
Over the door, where the organ should be, is a loft for the men, with a
spiral staircase that reverberates under their wooden shoes.</p>
<p>The daylight coming through the plain glass windows falls obliquely upon
the pews ranged along the walls, which are adorned here and there with a
straw mat bearing beneath it the words in large letters, "Mr. So-and-so's
pew." Farther on, at a spot where the building narrows, the confessional
forms a pendant to a statuette of the Virgin, clothed in a satin robe,
coifed with a tulle veil sprinkled with silver stars, and with red cheeks,
like an idol of the Sandwich Islands; and, finally, a copy of the "Holy
Family, presented by the Minister of the Interior," overlooking the high
altar, between four candlesticks, closes in the perspective. The choir
stalls, of deal wood, have been left unpainted.</p>
<p>The market, that is to say, a tiled roof supported by some twenty posts,
occupies of itself about half the public square of Yonville. The town
hall, constructed "from the designs of a Paris architect," is a sort of
Greek temple that forms the corner next to the chemist's shop. On the
ground-floor are three Ionic columns and on the first floor a semicircular
gallery, while the dome that crowns it is occupied by a Gallic cock,
resting one foot upon the "Charte" and holding in the other the scales of
Justice.</p>
<p>But that which most attracts the eye is opposite the Lion d'Or inn, the
chemist's shop of Monsieur Homais. In the evening especially its argand
lamp is lit up and the red and green jars that embellish his shop-front
throw far across the street their two streams of colour; then across them
as if in Bengal lights is seen the shadow of the chemist leaning over his
desk. His house from top to bottom is placarded with inscriptions written
in large hand, round hand, printed hand: "Vichy, Seltzer, Barege waters,
blood purifiers, Raspail patent medicine, Arabian racahout, Darcet
lozenges, Regnault paste, trusses, baths, hygienic chocolate," etc. And
the signboard, which takes up all the breadth of the shop, bears in gold
letters, "Homais, Chemist." Then at the back of the shop, behind the great
scales fixed to the counter, the word "Laboratory" appears on a scroll
above a glass door, which about half-way up once more repeats "Homais" in
gold letters on a black ground.</p>
<p>Beyond this there is nothing to see at Yonville. The street (the only one)
a gunshot in length and flanked by a few shops on either side stops short
at the turn of the highroad. If it is left on the right hand and the foot
of the Saint-Jean hills followed the cemetery is soon reached.</p>
<p>At the time of the cholera, in order to enlarge this, a piece of wall was
pulled down, and three acres of land by its side purchased; but all the
new portion is almost tenantless; the tombs, as heretofore, continue to
crowd together towards the gate. The keeper, who is at once gravedigger
and church beadle (thus making a double profit out of the parish corpses),
has taken advantage of the unused plot of ground to plant potatoes there.
From year to year, however, his small field grows smaller, and when there
is an epidemic, he does not know whether to rejoice at the deaths or
regret the burials.</p>
<p>"You live on the dead, Lestiboudois!" the curie at last said to him one
day. This grim remark made him reflect; it checked him for some time; but
to this day he carries on the cultivation of his little tubers, and even
maintains stoutly that they grow naturally.</p>
<p>Since the events about to be narrated, nothing in fact has changed at
Yonville. The tin tricolour flag still swings at the top of the
church-steeple; the two chintz streamers still flutter in the wind from
the linen-draper's; the chemist's fetuses, like lumps of white amadou, rot
more and more in their turbid alcohol, and above the big door of the inn
the old golden lion, faded by rain, still shows passers-by its poodle
mane.</p>
<p>On the evening when the Bovarys were to arrive at Yonville, Widow
Lefrancois, the landlady of this inn, was so very busy that she sweated
great drops as she moved her saucepans. To-morrow was market-day. The meat
had to be cut beforehand, the fowls drawn, the soup and coffee made.
Moreover, she had the boarders' meal to see to, and that of the doctor,
his wife, and their servant; the billiard-room was echoing with bursts of
laughter; three millers in a small parlour were calling for brandy; the
wood was blazing, the brazen pan was hissing, and on the long kitchen
table, amid the quarters of raw mutton, rose piles of plates that rattled
with the shaking of the block on which spinach was being chopped.</p>
<p>From the poultry-yard was heard the screaming of the fowls whom the
servant was chasing in order to wring their necks.</p>
<p>A man slightly marked with small-pox, in green leather slippers, and
wearing a velvet cap with a gold tassel, was warming his back at the
chimney. His face expressed nothing but self-satisfaction, and he appeared
to take life as calmly as the goldfinch suspended over his head in its
wicker cage: this was the chemist.</p>
<p>"Artemise!" shouted the landlady, "chop some wood, fill the water bottles,
bring some brandy, look sharp! If only I knew what dessert to offer the
guests you are expecting! Good heavens! Those furniture-movers are
beginning their racket in the billiard-room again; and their van has been
left before the front door! The 'Hirondelle' might run into it when it
draws up. Call Polyte and tell him to put it up. Only think, Monsieur
Homais, that since morning they have had about fifteen games, and drunk
eight jars of cider! Why, they'll tear my cloth for me," she went on,
looking at them from a distance, her strainer in her hand.</p>
<p>"That wouldn't be much of a loss," replied Monsieur Homais. "You would buy
another."</p>
<p>"Another billiard-table!" exclaimed the widow.</p>
<p>"Since that one is coming to pieces, Madame Lefrancois. I tell you again
you are doing yourself harm, much harm! And besides, players now want
narrow pockets and heavy cues. Hazards aren't played now; everything is
changed! One must keep pace with the times! Just look at Tellier!"</p>
<p>The hostess reddened with vexation. The chemist went on—</p>
<p>"You may say what you like; his table is better than yours; and if one
were to think, for example, of getting up a patriotic pool for Poland or
the sufferers from the Lyons floods—"</p>
<p>"It isn't beggars like him that'll frighten us," interrupted the landlady,
shrugging her fat shoulders. "Come, come, Monsieur Homais; as long as the
'Lion d'Or' exists people will come to it. We've feathered our nest; while
one of these days you'll find the 'Cafe Francais' closed with a big
placard on the shutters. Change my billiard-table!" she went on, speaking
to herself, "the table that comes in so handy for folding the washing, and
on which, in the hunting season, I have slept six visitors! But that
dawdler, Hivert, doesn't come!"</p>
<p>"Are you waiting for him for your gentlemen's dinner?"</p>
<p>"Wait for him! And what about Monsieur Binet? As the clock strikes six
you'll see him come in, for he hasn't his equal under the sun for
punctuality. He must always have his seat in the small parlour. He'd
rather die than dine anywhere else. And so squeamish as he is, and so
particular about the cider! Not like Monsieur Leon; he sometimes comes at
seven, or even half-past, and he doesn't so much as look at what he eats.
Such a nice young man! Never speaks a rough word!"</p>
<p>"Well, you see, there's a great difference between an educated man and an
old carabineer who is now a tax-collector."</p>
<p>Six o'clock struck. Binet came in.</p>
<p>He wore a blue frock-coat falling in a straight line round his thin body,
and his leather cap, with its lappets knotted over the top of his head
with string, showed under the turned-up peak a bald forehead, flattened by
the constant wearing of a helmet. He wore a black cloth waistcoat, a hair
collar, grey trousers, and, all the year round, well-blacked boots, that
had two parallel swellings due to the sticking out of his big-toes. Not a
hair stood out from the regular line of fair whiskers, which, encircling
his jaws, framed, after the fashion of a garden border, his long, wan
face, whose eyes were small and the nose hooked. Clever at all games of
cards, a good hunter, and writing a fine hand, he had at home a lathe, and
amused himself by turning napkin rings, with which he filled up his house,
with the jealousy of an artist and the egotism of a bourgeois.</p>
<p>He went to the small parlour, but the three millers had to be got out
first, and during the whole time necessary for laying the cloth, Binet
remained silent in his place near the stove. Then he shut the door and
took off his cap in his usual way.</p>
<p>"It isn't with saying civil things that he'll wear out his tongue," said
the chemist, as soon as he was along with the landlady.</p>
<p>"He never talks more," she replied. "Last week two travelers in the cloth
line were here—such clever chaps who told such jokes in the evening,
that I fairly cried with laughing; and he stood there like a dab fish and
never said a word."</p>
<p>"Yes," observed the chemist; "no imagination, no sallies, nothing that
makes the society-man."</p>
<p>"Yet they say he has parts," objected the landlady.</p>
<p>"Parts!" replied Monsieur Homais; "he, parts! In his own line it is
possible," he added in a calmer tone. And he went on—</p>
<p>"Ah! That a merchant, who has large connections, a jurisconsult, a doctor,
a chemist, should be thus absent-minded, that they should become whimsical
or even peevish, I can understand; such cases are cited in history. But at
least it is because they are thinking of something. Myself, for example,
how often has it happened to me to look on the bureau for my pen to write
a label, and to find, after all, that I had put it behind my ear!"</p>
<p>Madame Lefrancois just then went to the door to see if the "Hirondelle"
were not coming. She started. A man dressed in black suddenly came into
the kitchen. By the last gleam of the twilight one could see that his face
was rubicund and his form athletic.</p>
<p>"What can I do for you, Monsieur le Curie?" asked the landlady, as she
reached down from the chimney one of the copper candlesticks placed with
their candles in a row. "Will you take something? A thimbleful of Cassis*?
A glass of wine?"</p>
<p>*Black currant liqueur.<br/></p>
<p>The priest declined very politely. He had come for his umbrella, that he
had forgotten the other day at the Ernemont convent, and after asking
Madame Lefrancois to have it sent to him at the presbytery in the evening,
he left for the church, from which the Angelus was ringing.</p>
<p>When the chemist no longer heard the noise of his boots along the square,
he thought the priest's behaviour just now very unbecoming. This refusal
to take any refreshment seemed to him the most odious hypocrisy; all
priests tippled on the sly, and were trying to bring back the days of the
tithe.</p>
<p>The landlady took up the defence of her curie.</p>
<p>"Besides, he could double up four men like you over his knee. Last year he
helped our people to bring in the straw; he carried as many as six trusses
at once, he is so strong."</p>
<p>"Bravo!" said the chemist. "Now just send your daughters to confess to
fellows which such a temperament! I, if I were the Government, I'd have
the priests bled once a month. Yes, Madame Lefrancois, every month—a
good phlebotomy, in the interests of the police and morals."</p>
<p>"Be quiet, Monsieur Homais. You are an infidel; you've no religion."</p>
<p>The chemist answered: "I have a religion, my religion, and I even have
more than all these others with their mummeries and their juggling. I
adore God, on the contrary. I believe in the Supreme Being, in a Creator,
whatever he may be. I care little who has placed us here below to fulfil
our duties as citizens and fathers of families; but I don't need to go to
church to kiss silver plates, and fatten, out of my pocket, a lot of
good-for-nothings who live better than we do. For one can know Him as well
in a wood, in a field, or even contemplating the eternal vault like the
ancients. My God! Mine is the God of Socrates, of Franklin, of Voltaire,
and of Beranger! I am for the profession of faith of the 'Savoyard Vicar,'
and the immortal principles of '89! And I can't admit of an old boy of a
God who takes walks in his garden with a cane in his hand, who lodges his
friends in the belly of whales, dies uttering a cry, and rises again at
the end of three days; things absurd in themselves, and completely
opposed, moreover, to all physical laws, which prove to us, by the way,
that priests have always wallowed in turpid ignorance, in which they would
fain engulf the people with them."</p>
<p>He ceased, looking round for an audience, for in his bubbling over the
chemist had for a moment fancied himself in the midst of the town council.
But the landlady no longer heeded him; she was listening to a distant
rolling. One could distinguish the noise of a carriage mingled with the
clattering of loose horseshoes that beat against the ground, and at last
the "Hirondelle" stopped at the door.</p>
<p>It was a yellow box on two large wheels, that, reaching to the tilt,
prevented travelers from seeing the road and dirtied their shoulders. The
small panes of the narrow windows rattled in their sashes when the coach
was closed, and retained here and there patches of mud amid the old layers
of dust, that not even storms of rain had altogether washed away. It was
drawn by three horses, the first a leader, and when it came down-hill its
bottom jolted against the ground.</p>
<p>Some of the inhabitants of Yonville came out into the square; they all
spoke at once, asking for news, for explanations, for hampers. Hivert did
not know whom to answer. It was he who did the errands of the place in
town. He went to the shops and brought back rolls of leather for the
shoemaker, old iron for the farrier, a barrel of herrings for his
mistress, caps from the milliner's, locks from the hair-dresser's and all
along the road on his return journey he distributed his parcels, which he
threw, standing upright on his seat and shouting at the top of his voice,
over the enclosures of the yards.</p>
<p>An accident had delayed him. Madame Bovary's greyhound had run across the
field. They had whistled for him a quarter of an hour; Hivert had even
gone back a mile and a half expecting every moment to catch sight of her;
but it had been necessary to go on.</p>
<p>Emma had wept, grown angry; she had accused Charles of this misfortune.
Monsieur Lheureux, a draper, who happened to be in the coach with her, had
tried to console her by a number of examples of lost dogs recognizing
their masters at the end of long years. One, he said had been told of, who
had come back to Paris from Constantinople. Another had gone one hundred
and fifty miles in a straight line, and swum four rivers; and his own
father had possessed a poodle, which, after twelve years of absence, had
all of a sudden jumped on his back in the street as he was going to dine
in town.</p>
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