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<h3> CHAPTER XXVIII. <br/><br/> THE PHANTOM REGIMENT—THE MIDNIGHT MARCH. </h3>
<p>This queer old fellow (continued the quartermaster)
was always in a state of great excitement,
and used an extra number of oaths, and mixed his
grog more thickly with gunpowder when a stray
red coat appeared far down the long green glen,
which was crossed by Ewen's lonely toll-bar. Then
he would get into a prodigious fuss and bustle, and
was wont to pack and cord his trunk, to brush up
his well-worn and antique regimentals, and to
adjust his queue and the black cockade of his
triple-cornered hat, as if preparing to depart.</p>
<p>As the time of that person's wished-for departure
drew nigh, Ewen took courage, and shaking off the
timidity with which the swearing and boisterous
fury of Wooden-leg had impressed him, he ventured
to expostulate a little on the folly and sin of his
unmeaning oaths, and the atrocity of the crimes he
boasted of having committed.</p>
<p>But the wicked old Wooden-leg laughed and swore
more than ever, saying that a "true soldier was
never a religious one."</p>
<p>"You are wrong, comrade," retorted the old
Cameronian, taking fire at such an assertion;
"religion is the lightest burden a poor soldier can
carry; and, moreover, it hath upheld me on many a
long day's march, when almost sinking under hunger
and fatigue, with my pack, kettle, and sixty rounds
of ball ammunition on my back. The duties of a
good and brave soldier are no way incompatible with
those of a Christian man; and I never lay down to
rest on the wet bivouac or bloody field, with my
knapsack, or it might be a dead comrade, for a
pillow, without thanking God——"</p>
<p>"Ha, ha, ha!"</p>
<p>"—The God of Scotland's covenanted Kirk for
the mercies he vouchsafed to Ewen Mac Ewen, a
poor grenadier of the 26th Regiment."</p>
<p>"Ho, ho, ho!"</p>
<p>The old Cameronian took off his bonnet and lifted
up his eyes, as he spoke fervently, and with the
simple reverence of the olden time; but Wooden-leg
grinned and chuckled and gnashed his teeth as Ewen
resumed.</p>
<p>"A brave soldier may rush to the cannon's mouth,
though it be loaded with grape and cannister; or at
a line of levelled bayonets—and rush fearlessly
too—and yet he may tremble, without shame, at the thought
of hell, or of offended Heaven. Is it not so,
comrade? I shall never forget the words of our chaplain
before we stormed the Isles of Saba and St. Martin
from the Dutch, with Admiral Rodney, in '81."</p>
<p>"Bah—that was after I was killed by the Cherokees. Well?"</p>
<p>"The Cameronians were formed in line, mid leg
in the salt water, with bayonets fixed, the colours
flying, the pipes playing and drums beating 'Britons
strike home,' and our chaplain, a reverend minister
of God's word, stood beside the colonel with the
shot and shell from the Dutch batteries flying about
his old white head, but he was cool and calm, for he
was the grandson of Richard Cameron, the glorious
martyr of Airdsmoss.</p>
<p>"'Fear not, my bairns,' cried he (he aye called us
his bairns, having ministered unto us for fifty years
and more)—'fear not; but remember that the eyes
of the Lord are on every righteous soldier, and that
His hand will shield him in the day of battle!'</p>
<p>"'Forward, my lads,' cried the colonel, waving his
broad sword, while the musket shot shaved the curls
of his old brigadier wig; 'forward, and at them with
your bayonets;' and bravely we fell on—eight
hundred Scotsmen, shoulder to shoulder—and in half
an hour the British flag was waving over the
Dutchman's Jack on the ramparts of St. Martin."</p>
<p>But to all Ewen's exordiums, the Wooden-leg replied
by oaths, or mockery, or his incessant laugh,—</p>
<p>"Ha, ha, ha! Ho, ho, ho!"</p>
<p>At last came the long-wished for twenty-sixth of
April!</p>
<p>The day was dark and louring. The pine woods
looked black, and the slopes of the distant hills
seemed close and near, and yet gloomy withal. The
sky was veiled by masses of hurrying clouds, which
seemed to chase each other across the Moray Firth.
That estuary was flecked with foam, and the ships
were riding close under the lee of the Highland
shore, with topmasts struck, their boats secured, and
both anchors out, for everything betokened a coming
storm.</p>
<p>And with night it came in all its fury;—a storm
similar to that of the preceding year.</p>
<p>The fierce and howling wind swept through the
mountain gorges, and levelled the lonely shielings,
whirling their fragile roofs into the air, and
uprooting strong pines and sturdy beeches; the water was
swept up from the Loch of the Clans, and mingled
with the rain which drenched the woods around it.
The green and yellow lightning played in ghastly
gleams about the black summit of Dun Daviot, and
again the rolling thunder bellowed over the graves of
the dead on the bleak, dark moor of Culloden.
Attracted by the light in the windows of the toll house,
the red deer came down from the hills in herds and
cowered near the little dwelling; while the cries of
the affrighted partridges, blackcocks, and even those
of the gannets from the Moray Firth were heard at
times, as they were swept past, with branches, leaves,
and stones, on the skirts of the hurrying blast.</p>
<p>"It is just such a storm as we had this night
twelvemonths ago," said Meinie, whose cheek grew
pale at the elemental uproar.</p>
<p>"There will be no one coming up the glen to-night,"
replied Ewen; "so I may as well secure the
toll-bar, lest a gust should dash it to pieces."</p>
<p>It required no little skill or strength to achieve
this in such a tempest; the gate was strong and
heavy, but it was fastened at last, and Ewen
retreated to his own fireside. Meanwhile, during all
this frightful storm without, Wooden-leg was heard
singing and carolling up-stairs, stumping about in
the lulls of the tempest, and rolling, pushing, and
tumbling his chest from side to side; then he
descended to get a fresh can of grog—for "grog,
grog, grog," was ever his cry. His old withered face
was flushed, and his excited eye shone like a baleful
star. He was conscious that a great event would
ensue.</p>
<p>Ewen felt happy in his soul that his humble home
should no longer be the resting-place of this evil
bird whom the last tempest had blown hither.</p>
<p>"So you leave us to-morrow, comrade?" said he.</p>
<p>"I'll march before daybreak," growled the other;
"'twas our old fashion in the days of Minden. Huske
and Hawley always marched off in the dark."</p>
<p>"Before daybreak?"</p>
<p>"Fire and smoke, I have said so, and you shall
see; for my friends are on the march already; but
good night, for I shall have to parade betimes. They
come; though far, far off as yet."</p>
<p>He retired with one of his diabolical leers, and
Ewen and his wife ensconced themselves in the
recesses of their warm box-bed; Meinie soon fell into
a sound sleep, though the wind continued to howl,
the rain to lash against the trembling walls of the
little mansion, and the thunder to hurl peal after peal
across the sky of that dark and tempestuous night.</p>
<p>The din of the elements and his own thoughts
kept Ewen long awake; but though the gleams of
electric light came frequent as ever through the little
window, the glow of the "gathering peat" sank lower
on the hearth of hard-beaten clay, and the dull
measured tick-tack of the drowsy clock as it fell on the
drum of his ear, about midnight, was sending him to
sleep, by the weariness of its intense monotony, when
from a dream that the fierce hawk eye of his malevolent
lodger was fixed upon him, he started suddenly
to full consciousness. An uproar of tongues now rose
and fell upon the gusts of wind without; and he
heard an authoritative voice requiring the toll-bar to
be opened.</p>
<p>Overhead rang the stumping of the Wooden-lag,
whose hoarse voice was heard bellowing in reply from
the upper window.</p>
<p>"The Lord have a care of us!" muttered Mac
Ewen, as he threw his kilt and plaid round him,
thrust on his bonnet and brogues, and hastened to
the door, which was almost blown in by the tempest
as he opened it.</p>
<p>The night was as dark, and the hurricane as
furious as ever; but how great was Ewen's surprise
to see the advanced guard of a corps of Grenadiers,
halted at the toll-bar gate, which he hastened to
unlock, and the moment he did so, it was torn off
its iron hooks and swept up the glen like a leaf from
a book, or a lady's handkerchief; as with an unearthly
howling the wind came tearing along in fitful
and tremendous gusts, which made the strongest
forests stoop, and dashed the struggling coasters on
the rocks of the Firth—the Æstuarium Vararis of
the olden time.</p>
<p>As the levin brands burst in lurid fury overhead,
they seemed to strike fire from the drenched rocks,
the dripping trees, and the long line of flooded
roadway, that wound through the pastoral glen towards
Culloden.</p>
<p>The advanced guard marched on in silence with
arms slung; and Ewen, to prevent himself from
being swept away by the wind, clung with both
hands to a stone pillar of the bar-gate, that he might
behold the passage of this midnight regiment, which
approached in firm and silent order in sections of
twelve files abreast, all with muskets slung. The
pioneers were in front, with their leather aprons,
axes, saws, bill-hooks, and hammers; the band was
at the head of the column; the drums, fifes, and
colours were in the centre; the captains were at the
head of their companies; the subalterns on the
reverse flank, and the field-officers were all mounted
on black chargers, that curvetted and pranced like
shadows, without a sound.</p>
<p>Slowly they marched, but erect and upright, not a
man of them seeming to stoop against the wind or
rain, while overhead the flashes of the broad and
blinding lightning were blazing like a ghastly torch,
and making every musket-barrel, every belt-plate,
sword-blade, and buckle, gleam as this mysterious
corps filed through the barrier, with who?
Wooden-leg among them!</p>
<p>By the incessant gleams Ewen could perceive
that they were Grenadiers, and wore the quaint old
uniform of George II.'s time; the sugar-loaf-shaped
cap of red cloth embroidered with worsted; the great
square-tailed red coat with its heavy cuffs and
close-cut collar; the stockings rolled above the knee,
and enormous shoe-buckles. They carried grenade-pouches;
the officers had espontoons; the sergeants
shouldered heavy halberds, and the coats of the little
drum-boys were covered with fantastic lace.</p>
<p>It was not the quaint and antique aspect of this
solemn battalion that terrified Ewen, or chilled his
heart; but the ghastly expression of their faces,
which were pale and hollow-eyed, being, to all
appearance, the visages of spectres; and they marched
past like a long and wavering panorama, without a
sound; for though the wind was loud, and the rain
was drenching, neither could have concealed the
measured tread of so many mortal feet; but there
was no footfall heard on the roadway, nor the tramp
of a charger's hoof; the regiment defiled past,
noiseless as a wreath of smoke.</p>
<p>The pallor of their faces, and the stillness which
accompanied their march, were out of the course of
nature; and the soul of Mac Ewen died away within
him; but his eyes were riveted upon the marching
phantoms—if phantoms, indeed, they were—as if by
fascination; and, like one in a terrible dream, he
continued to gaze until the last files were past; and
with them rode a fat and full-faced officer, wearing a
three-cocked hat, and having a star and blue ribbon
on his breast. His face was ghastly like the rest,
and dreadfully distorted, as if by mental agony and
remorse. Two aides-de-camps accompanied him, and
he rode a wild-looking black horse, whose eyes shot
fire. At the neck of the fat spectre—for a spectre he
really seemed—hung a card.</p>
<p>It was the Nine of Diamonds!</p>
<p>The whole of this silent and mysterious battalion
passed in line of march up the glen, with the gleams of
lightning flashing about them. One bolt more brilliant
than the rest brought back the sudden flash of steel.</p>
<p>They had fixed bayonets, and shouldered arms!</p>
<p>And on, and on they marched, diminishing in
the darkness and the distance, those ghastly Grenadiers,
towards the flat bleak moor of Culloden, with
the green lightning playing about them, and
gleaming on the storm-swept waste.</p>
<p>The Wooden-leg—Ewen's unco' guest—disappeared
with them, and was never heard of more in
Strathnairn.</p>
<p>He had come with a tempest, and gone with one.
Neither was any trace ever seen or heard of those
strange and silent soldiers. No regiment had left
Nairn that night, and no regiment reached Inverness
in the morning; so unto this day the whole affair
remains a mystery, and a subject for ridicule with
some, although Ewen, whose story of the midnight
march of a corps in time of war—caused his examination
by the authorities in the Castle of Inverness—stuck
manfully to his assertions, which were further
corroborated by the evidence of his wife and children.
He made a solemn affidavit of the circumstances I
have related before the sheriff, whose court books
will be found to confirm them in every particular;
if not, it is the aforesaid sheriff's fault, and not mine.</p>
<p>There were not a few (but these were generally old
Jacobite ladies of decayed Highland families, who
form the gossiping tabbies and wall-flowers of the
Northern Meeting) who asserted that in their young
days they had heard of such a regiment marching by
night, once a year to the field of Culloden; for it is
currently believed by the most learned on such subjects
in the vicinity of the "Clach na Cudden," that on
the anniversary of the sorrowful battle, a certain place,
which shall be nameless, opens, and that the restless
souls of the murderers of the wounded clansmen
march in military array to the green graves upon the
purple heath, in yearly penance; and this story was
thought to receive full corroboration by the apparition
of a fat lubberly spectre with the nine of diamonds
chained to his neck; as it was on that card—since
named the Curse of Scotland—the Duke of Cumberland
hastily pencilled the savage order to "show no
quarter to the wounded, but to slaughter all."</p>
<p>Such was the story of our old Highland Quartermaster.</p>
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