<h3> CHAPTER XXXVI <br/><br/> QUEEN VICTORIA AT BALMORAL—KING EDWARD AT<br/> DUNROBIN—ADMIRAL SIR HEDWORTH LAMBTON—OTHER<br/> ANECDOTES<br/> </h3>
<p>Invercauld, of which Lord Glenesk was
long tenant, lies near Balmoral; a name famous
the world over as the Highland home of Queen
Victoria and then of the late King. A castle on
which the very German taste of the very German
husband of the great Queen has left its mark.
It is no more a fine castle than Buckingham Palace
is a fine palace. It stands, however, in a beautiful
country and some of the best drives within easy
reach are those on the Invercauld property. They
are private but all gates swing open to Kings and
Queens.</p>
<p>The privacy was one thing the Queen liked.
So long as she was in the Highlands the loyalty
of her subjects was expected to manifest itself by
ignoring her presence. If you saw the Sovereign
approaching you effaced yourself. You slipped
behind a tree or looked over the hedge or retied
your shoelaces. You might do anything except
be aware of this august lady's presence and
recognize it by the usual salute and the bared head
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as she went by. The Queen was ever, as her
son was, insistent upon etiquette. No form of
ceremony must be neglected. But at Balmoral the
etiquette consisted in the absence of all form
or ceremony outdoors. You were expected to
know this, and if you did not know it but stood at
attention with lifted hat this mark of homage
would not be well received. I once heard a
stranger who had offended in this way say that
the look upon the Queen's face as she passed
was a lesson not to be forgotten.</p>
<p>Her Majesty drove quietly about in a pony
carriage with perhaps the ever faithful John
Brown in attendance to lay a shawl about her
shoulders or take one off, as he judged best. You
might see him do as much as that in the publicity
of Hyde Park in London. It was partly in the
simplicity of this Highland life that the Queen
found repose. Her Majesty would sometimes
stop at Invercauld House for tea, apparently as
one neighbour appealing to the hospitality of
another. But I imagine these impulses were
announced beforehand and that the list of guests
at Invercauld was known at Balmoral. During
one week there was among them a lady who, for
purely technical reasons, was never received at
Court though she went almost everywhere else in
London and had, and has, a position almost
unique. But so long as this lady remained at
Invercauld House the Queen found herself too
much occupied with business of State to come to
tea.</p>
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<p>Royalty knows, or knows about, almost everybody.
The late King was always the best informed
man in his dominions. It was rare that
he met a man or woman whose face and history
were not familiar to him. He did once at
Dunrobin Castle. This was not many years ago, when
the King and Queen were circumnavigating this
island-part of their Empire in the royal yacht.
The yacht anchored for some days in the bay off
the castle. The King or Queen, or both, came
ashore during the day and returned to sleep on
board. As the King, the Duke of Sutherland,
and Captain Hedworth Lambton, commander
of the yacht, were walking up from the pier
through the gardens to the castle, a man passed
them. "Who is that?" asked the King. The
Duke had to admit he could not tell. "Oh, sir,"
said Captain Lambton, "don't you know the
castle is full of people whom the Duke doesn't
know and the Duchess never sees?" The King
took this pleasantry as it was meant; aware that
there was beneath it just that evanescent
adumbration of fact which made it plausible.</p>
<p>Captain Lambton, then the Hon. Hedworth
Lambton, brother to the present Earl of Durham,
is now Admiral the Hon. Sir Hedworth Lambton,
K.C.B., the youngest man of his rank in the service;
or was when he was made admiral. Noted for
the quaint felicity of his sayings, sometimes with
an edge to them; noted for his service with the
Naval Brigade in South Africa and the relief of
Ladysmith; noted as a skilful seaman who had
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commanded the cruiser division of the Mediterranean
fleet and afterward the China squadron.
The Lambtons are a family apart, and Sir
Hedworth is a man apart, even amid his own family.
There are few men who give you a stronger
impression of having made their own that rule of
life which consists in taking things as they come.
Struggling through the watercourses of the veldt
with his 4.10 gun, or on the quarter-deck of the
royal yacht in harbour with only duties of
ceremony to perform, he is the same man.</p>
<p>He came to Dalmeny House for the week-end
while the <i>Victoria and Albert</i> was lying at
Queensferry. On the Sunday morning he asked Lord
Rosebery and his house-party to go with him to the
yacht for morning service. We drove through
the charming park to the Leuchold Gate and so
to Queensferry pier, whence a launch took us on
board. The yacht has a displacement of
something more than five thousand tons. Those
external lines of beauty which you expect in a
yacht had been omitted by the Admiralty
designers responsible for this vessel, but once on
board everything is admirable. The ship was
lying in the Forth, above the bridge, waiting for
Queen Alexandra to embark for Copenhagen.
Nothing could be smarter than the decks and
the crew except the officers; all in full uniform.</p>
<p>It was August, and though some Americans say
the sun never shines on these islands, there are
moments of exception and this was one. It was
burning hot. Captain Lambton read the service,
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his officers and guests about him, the men in front,
all amidships on the upper deck. He came to
the Lord's Prayer, the sailors all kneeling and all
caps off. In the very middle of it, without a
change of intonation or accent, he said to his men:
"If anybody feels the sun they may put their
caps on." I suppose a super-devout churchman
might have been shocked, but the reader was
captain of the ship and he had no idea of allowing
one of his men to have a touch of sunstroke. It
appears they were in no danger for not one of them
put on his cap. Nor did any one seem to think
his captain's interlocutory sentence out of place.
I have seen often enough both in the navy and in
the army that the most rigid disciplinarian may be
of all others the most careful of his men's health
and comfort.</p>
<p>In these Dreadnought days nothing of the
pre-Dreadnought period counts. But I was once
on I believe, the first Dreadnought, of a type long
since antiquated, with a low freeboard forward
and the whole expanse of the forecastle deck so
arranged as to be, with reference to the rest of
the vessel, a lever on which the Atlantic might
pile itself up. I asked the captain what might
happen in a heavy head sea. "The chances are,"
he answered coolly, "she would go down head
foremost." However, at the moment she was
comfortably anchored off Queensferry.</p>
<p>That danger exists no longer for the model is
obsolete, and this particular ship no doubt went
long since to the scrap heap. But the unsolved
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problems of naval warfare are still numerous. A
fighting admiral in the British navy will tell you
strange things if he happens to be in a talkative
mood. Nothing is better worth listening to
than the discourse of a man who has command
of a great fleet or of a great ship, whether of war
or commerce. I quote one sentence:</p>
<p>"You want to know what is likely to happen
when two modern battle fleets meet at sea, equal
in fighting strength and under equal conditions.
No man knows. It has never yet happened.
But the chances are both would go to the bottom."</p>
<p>Out of many Highland incidents I choose one,
for brevity's sake.</p>
<p>Invermark. A place renowned for many kinds
of sport, salmon fishing included. It belonged,
when I knew it, to the late Lord Dalhousie, who
generally let it and confined himself to Brechin
Castle, with excursions to Panmure House.
Invermark was a lodge and nothing more; just room
for half a dozen guests and their guns and servants.
Lord Dudley and the late Lord Hindlip had it
together one year. Lord Hindlip was the head
of the great brewery firm of Allsopp & Co. He
announced to us one night at dinner that he must
go to London next morning on business. He
went, returning two days later. He had spent
twelve hours in London. Somebody said "I
hope your business turned out all right." Lord
Hindlip answered: "I don't know about all right.
I bought £750,000 ($3,750,000) worth of hops
a price which makes it impossible there should
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be any profit in the next twelve months'
brewing." Nobody asked but everybody looked another
question: "Then why buy?" Lord Hindlip
continued his sentence as if he had not noticed our
curiosity. "But if I had not bought yesterday
there would have been no brewing of beer at all
for the next twelve months, nor perhaps ever."</p>
<p>This was one of the houses—perhaps only those
belonging to the great brewers—where beer was
served with the cheese instead of port. But not
the kind of beer known to the ordinary mortal.
Beer specially brewed, long kept, tenderly cared
for, and somehow transformed into a transcendental
fluid, transparent, golden in colour, nectar to
the taste, strangely mild on the palate, but swiftly
finding its way to the brain if you were ensnared
into drinking a tumblerful. There was nothing
to warn you unless your host warned you, which
he generally did not. He perhaps rather pressed
it upon you as they do the Audit ale at Trinity
College, Cambridge, with a hospitality not free
from guile. That I knew through the late
Mr. Justice Denham, who was my host, and when I
resisted he told me how Lord Chancellor Campbell
had praised the mildness of the ale, and had a
second drink, and then a third; and upon emerging
from the buttery into the fresh air found himself
embarrassed; he, the hardest head at the Bar
of his time. A story which I hand on as a
warning to the next comer.</p>
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