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<h1>THE HUNCHBACK.</h1>
<h1>THE LOVE-CHASE.</h1>
<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">by</span><br/>
JAMES SHERIDAN KNOWLES</p>
<h3>DRAMATIS PERSONÆ.</h3>
<p>(AS ORIGINALLY PERFORMED AT COVENT GARDEN IN 1832.)</p>
<table>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Julia</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Miss F. <span class="smcap">Kemble</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Helen</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Miss <span class="smcap">Taylor</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Master Walter</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Mr. J. S. <span class="smcap">Knowles</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Sir Thomas Clifford</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Mr. C. <span class="smcap">Kemble</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Lord Tinsel</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Mr. <span class="smcap">Wrench</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Master Wilford</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Mr. J. <span class="smcap">Mason</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Modus</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Mr. <span class="smcap">Abbott</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Master Heartwell</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Mr. <span class="smcap">Evans</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Gaylove</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Mr. <span class="smcap">Henry</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Fathom</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Mr. <span class="smcap">Meadows</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Thomas</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Mr. <span class="smcap">Barnes</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Stephen</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Mr. <span class="smcap">Payne</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Williams</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Mr. <span class="smcap">Irwin</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Simpson</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Mr. <span class="smcap">Brady</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Waiter</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Mr. <span class="smcap">Heath</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Holdwell</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Mr. <span class="smcap">Bender</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<p><i>Servants</i></p>
</td>
<td>
<p>Mr. J. <span class="smcap">Cooper</span>.<br/>
Mr. <span class="smcap">Lollett</span>.</p>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
<h3>ACT I.</h3>
<h4>SCENE I.—A Tavern.</h4>
<p>On one side <span class="smcap">Sir Thomas Clifford</span>, at a table,
with wine before him; on the other, <span class="smcap">Master
Wilford</span>, <span class="smcap">Gaylove</span>, <span class="smcap">Holdwell</span>, and <span class="smcap">Simpson</span>,
likewise taking wine.</p>
<p><i>Wilf</i>. Your wine, sirs! your wine! You do not justice
to mine host of the Three Tuns, nor credit to yourselves; I swear the
beverage is good! It is as palatable poison as you will purchase
within a mile round Ludgate! Drink, gentlemen; make free. You
know I am a man of expectations; and hold my money as light as the purse in
which I carry it.</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. We drink, Master Wilford. Not a man of us has
been chased as yet.</p>
<p><i>Wilf</i>. But you fill not fairly, sirs! Look at my
measure! Wherefore a large glass, if not for a large draught?
Fill, I pray you, else let us drink out of thimbles! This will never
do for the friends of the nearest of kin to the wealthiest peer in
Britain.</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. We give you joy, Master Wilford, of the prospect of
advancement which has so unexpectedly opened to you.</p>
<p><i>Wilf</i>. Unexpectedly indeed! But yesterday arrived the
news that the Earl’s only son and heir had died; and to-day has the
Earl himself been seized with a mortal illness. His dissolution is
looked for hourly; and I, his cousin in only the third degree, known to him
but to be unnoticed by him—a decayed gentleman’s son—glad
of the title and revenues of a scrivener’s clerk—am the
undoubted successor to his estates and coronet.</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. Have you been sent for?</p>
<p><i>Wilf</i>. No; but I have certified to his agent, Master Walter,
the Hunchback, my existence, and peculiar propinquity; and momentarily
expect him here.</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. Lives there anyone that may dispute your claim—I
mean vexatiously?</p>
<p><i>Wilf</i>. Not a man, Master Gaylove. I am the sole
remaining branch of the family tree.</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. Doubtless you look for much happiness from this change
of fortune?</p>
<p><i>Wilf</i>. A world! Three things have I an especial
passion for. The finest hound, the finest horse, and the finest wife
in the kingdom, Master Gaylove!</p>
<p>Gay. The finest wife?</p>
<p><i>Wilf</i>. Yes, sir; I marry. Once the earldom comes into
my line, I shall take measures to perpetuate its remaining there. I
marry, sir! I do not say that I shall love. My heart has
changed mistresses too often to settle down in one servitude now,
sir. But fill, I pray you, friends. This, if I mistake not, is
the day whence I shall date my new fortunes; and, for that reason, hither
have I invited you, that, having been so long my boon companions, you shall
be the first to congratulate me.</p>
<p>[Enter Waiter]</p>
<p><i>Waiter</i>. You are wanted, Master Wilford.</p>
<p><i>Wilf</i>. By whom?</p>
<p><i>Waiter</i>. One Master Walter.</p>
<p><i>Wilf</i>. His lordship’s agent! News, sirs!
Show him in!</p>
<p>[Waiter goes out]</p>
<p>My heart’s a prophet, sirs—The Earl is dead.</p>
<p>[Enter <span class="smcap">Master Walter</span>]</p>
<p>Well, Master Walter. How accost you me?</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. As your impatience shows me you would have me.<br/>
My Lord, the Earl of Rochdale!</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. Give you joy!</p>
<p><i>Hold</i>. All happiness, my lord!</p>
<p><i>Simp</i>. Long life and health unto your lordship!</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. Come!<br/>
We’ll drink to his lordship’s health! ’Tis two
o’clock,<br/>
We’ll e’en carouse till midnight! Health, my lord!</p>
<p><i>Hold</i>. My lord, much joy to you!</p>
<p><i>Simp</i>. All good to your lordship!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Give something to the dead!</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. Give what?</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Respect!<br/>
He has made the living! First to him that’s gone,<br/>
Say “Peace!”—and then with decency to revels!</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. What means the knave by revels?</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Knave?</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. Ay, knave!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Go to! Thou’rt flushed with wine!</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. Thou sayest false!<br/>
Though didst thou need a proof thou speakest true,<br/>
I’d give thee one. Thou seest but one lord here,<br/>
And I see two!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Reflect’st thou on my shape?<br/>
Thou art a villain!</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. [Starting up.] Ha!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. A coward, too!<br/>
Draw!</p>
<p>[Drawing his sword.]</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. Only mark him! how he struts about!<br/>
How laughs his straight sword at his noble back.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Does it? It cuffs thee for a liar then!</p>
<p>[Strikes <span class="smcap">Gaylove</span> with his sword.]</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. A blow!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Another, lest you doubt the first!</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. His blood on his own head! I’m for you,
sir!</p>
<p>[Draws.]</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. Hold, sir! This quarrel’s mine!</p>
<p>[Coming forward and drawing.]</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. No man shall fight for me, sir!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. By your leave,<br/>
Your patience, pray! My lord, for so I learn<br/>
Behoves me to accost you—for your own sake<br/>
Draw off your friend!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Not till we have a bout, sir!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. My lord, your happy fortune ill you greet!<br/>
Ill greet it those who love you—greeting thus<br/>
The herald of it!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Sir, what’s that to you?<br/>
Let go my sleeve!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. My lord, if blood be shed<br/>
On the fair dawn of your prosperity,<br/>
Look not to see the brightness of its day.<br/>
’Twill be o’ercast throughout!</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. My lord, I’m struck!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. You gave the first blow, and the hardest one!<br/>
Look, sir; if swords you needs must measure, I’m<br/>
Your mate, not he!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. I’m mate for any man!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. Draw off your friend, my lord, for your own sake!</p>
<p><i>Wilf</i>. Come, Gaylove! let’s have another room.</p>
<p><i>Gay</i>. With all my heart, since ’tis your
lordship’s will.</p>
<p><i>Wilf</i>. That’s right! Put up! Come,
friends!</p>
<p>[<span class="smcap">Wilford</span> and Friends go out.]</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. I’ll follow him!<br/>
Why do you hold me? ’Tis not courteous of you!<br/>
Think’st thou I fear them? Fear! I rate them but<br/>
As dust! dross! offals! Let me at them!—Nay,<br/>
Call you this kind? then kindness know I not;<br/>
Nor do I thank you for’t! Let go, I say!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. Nay, Master Walter, they’re not worth your
wrath.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. How know you me for Master Walter? By<br/>
My hunchback, eh!—my stilts of legs and arms,<br/>
The fashion more of ape’s than man’s? Aha!<br/>
So you have heard them, too—their savage gibes<br/>
As I pass on,—“There goes my lord!” aha!<br/>
God made me, sir, as well as them and you.<br/>
’Sdeath! I demand of you, unhand me, sir!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. There, sir, you’re free to follow them!
Go forth,<br/>
And I’ll go too: so on your wilfulness<br/>
Shall fall whate’er of evil may ensue.<br/>
Is’t fit you waste your choler on a burr?<br/>
The nothings of the town; whose sport it is<br/>
To break their villain jests on worthy men,<br/>
The graver still the fitter! Fie for shame!<br/>
Regard what such would say? So would not I,<br/>
No more than heed a cur.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. You’re right, sir; right,<br/>
For twenty crowns! So there’s my rapier up!<br/>
You’ve done me a good turn against my will;<br/>
Which, like a wayward child, whose pet is off,<br/>
That made him restive under wholesome check,<br/>
I now right humbly own, and thank you for.</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. No thanks, good Master Walter, owe you me!<br/>
I’m glad to know you, sir.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. I pray you, now,<br/>
How did you learn my name? Guessed I not right?<br/>
Was’t not my comely hunch that taught it you?</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. I own it.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Right, I know it; you tell truth. I like you
for’t.</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. But when I heard it said<br/>
That Master Walter was a worthy man,<br/>
Whose word would pass on ’change soon as his bond;<br/>
A liberal man—for schemes of public good<br/>
That sets down tens, where others units write;<br/>
A charitable man—the good he does,<br/>
That’s told of, not the half; I never more<br/>
Could see the hunch on Master Walter’s back!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. You would not flatter a poor citizen?</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. Indeed, I flatter not!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. I like your face—<br/>
A frank and honest one! Your frame’s well knit,<br/>
Proportioned, shaped!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. Good sir!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Your name is Clifford—<br/>
Sir Thomas Clifford. Humph! You’re not the heir<br/>
Direct to the fair baronetcy? He<br/>
That was, was drowned abroad. Am I not right?<br/>
Your cousin, was’t not?—so succeeded you<br/>
To rank and wealth, your birth ne’er promised you.</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. I see you know my history.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. I do.<br/>
You’re lucky who conjoin the benefits<br/>
Of penury and abundance; for I know<br/>
Your father was a man of slender means.<br/>
You do not blush, I see. That’s right! Why should you?<br/>
What merit to be dropped on fortune’s hill?<br/>
The honour is to mount it. You’d have done it;<br/>
For you were trained to knowledge, industry,<br/>
Frugality, and honesty,—the sinews<br/>
That surest help the climber to the top,<br/>
And keep him there. I have a clerk, Sir Thomas,<br/>
Once served your father; there’s the riddle for you.<br/>
Humph! I may thank you for my life to-day.</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. I pray you say not so.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. But I will say so!<br/>
Because I think so, know so, feel so, sir!<br/>
Your fortune, I have heard, I think, is ample!<br/>
And doubtless you live up to’t?</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. ’Twas my rule,<br/>
And is so still, to keep my outlay, sir,<br/>
A span within my means.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. A prudent rule!<br/>
The turf is a seductive pastime!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. Yes.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. You keep a racing stud? You bet?</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. No, neither.<br/>
’Twas still my father’s precept—“Better owe<br/>
A yard of land to labour, than to chance<br/>
Be debtor for a rood!”</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. ’Twas a wise precept.<br/>
You’ve a fair house—you’ll get a mistress for it?</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. In time!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. In time! ’Tis time thy choice were
made.<br/>
Is’t not so yet? Or is thy lady love<br/>
The newest still thou seest?</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. Nay, not so.<br/>
I’d marry, Master Walter, but old use—<br/>
For since the age of thirteen I have lived<br/>
In the world—has made me jealous of the thing<br/>
That flattered me with hope of profit. Bargains<br/>
Another would snap up, might be for me:<br/>
Till I had turned and turned them! Speculations,<br/>
That promised, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty,<br/>
Ay, cent-per-cent. returns, I would not launch in,<br/>
When others were afloat, and out at sea;<br/>
Whereby I made small gains, but missed great losses.<br/>
As ever, then, I looked before I leaped,<br/>
So do I now.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Thou’rt all the better for it!<br/>
Let’s see! Hand free—heart
whole—well-favoured—so!<br/>
Rich, titled! Let that pass!—kind, valiant, prudent—<br/>
Sir Thomas, I can help thee to a wife,<br/>
Hast thou the luck to win her!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. Master Walter!<br/>
You jest!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. I do not jest. I like you! mark—<br/>
I like you, and I like not everyone!<br/>
I say a wife, sir, can I help you to,<br/>
The pearly texture of whose dainty skin<br/>
Alone were worth thy baronetcy! Form<br/>
And feature has she, wherein move and glow<br/>
The charms, that in the marble, cold and still,<br/>
Culled by the sculptor’s jealous skill and joinèd there,<br/>
Inspire us! Sir, a maid, before whose feet,<br/>
A duke—a duke might lay his coronet,<br/>
To lift her to his state, and partner her!<br/>
A fresh heart too!—a young fresh heart, sir; one<br/>
That Cupid has not toyed with, and a warm one—<br/>
Fresh, young, and warm! mark that! a mind to boot;<br/>
Wit, sir; sense, taste;—a garden strictly tended—<br/>
Where nought but what is costly flourishes!<br/>
A consort for a king, sir! Thou shalt see her!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. I thank you, Master Walter! As you speak,<br/>
Methinks I see me at the altar-foot!<br/>
Her hand fast locked in mine!—the ring put on!<br/>
My wedding-bell rings merry in my ear;<br/>
And round me throng glad tongues that give me joy<br/>
To be the bridegroom of so fair a bride!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. What! sparks so thick? We’ll have a blaze
anon!</p>
<p><i>Servant</i>. [Entering.] The chariot’s at the
door.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. It waits in time!<br/>
Sir Thomas, it shall bear thee to the bower<br/>
Where dwells this fair—for she’s no city belle,<br/>
But e’en a sylvan goddess!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. Have with you!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. You’ll bless the day you served the Hunchback,
sir!</p>
<p>[They go out.]</p>
<h4>SCENE II.—A Garden before a Country House.</h4>
<p>[Enter <span class="smcap">Julia</span> and <span class="smcap">Helen</span>.]</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. I like not, Julia, this your country life.<br/>
I’m weary on’t!</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. Indeed? So am not I!<br/>
I know no other; would no other know!</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. You would no other know! Would you not know<br/>
Another relative?—another friend—<br/>
Another house—another anything,<br/>
Because the ones you have already please you?<br/>
That’s poor content! Would you not be more rich,<br/>
More wise, more fair? The song that last you learned<br/>
You fancy well; and therefore shall you learn<br/>
No other song? Your virginal, ’tis true,<br/>
Hath a sweet tone; but does it follow thence,<br/>
You shall not have another virginal?<br/>
You may, love, and a sweeter one; and so<br/>
A sweeter life may find than this you lead!</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. I seek it not. Helen, I’m constancy!</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. So is a cat, a dog, a silly hen,<br/>
An owl, a bat,—where they are wont to lodge<br/>
That still sojourn, nor care to shift their quarters.<br/>
Thou’rt constancy? I am glad I know thy name!<br/>
The spider comes of the same family,<br/>
That in his meshy fortress spends his life,<br/>
Unless you pull it down and scare him from it.<br/>
And so thou’rt constancy? Ar’t proud of that?<br/>
I’ll warrant thee I’ll match thee with a snail<br/>
From year to year that never leaves his house!<br/>
Such constancy forsooth!—a constant grub<br/>
That houses ever in the self-same nut<br/>
Where he was born, till hunger drives him out,<br/>
Or plunder breaketh through his castle wall!<br/>
And so, in very deed, thou’rt constancy!</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. Helen, you know the adage of the tree;—<br/>
I’ve ta’en the bend. This rural life of mine,<br/>
Enjoined me by an unknown father’s will,<br/>
I’ve led from infancy. Debarred from hope<br/>
Of change, I ne’er have sighed for change. The town<br/>
To me was like the moon, for any thought<br/>
I e’er should visit it—nor was I schooled<br/>
To think it half so fair!</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. Not half so fair!<br/>
The town’s the sun, and thou hast dwelt in night<br/>
E’er since thy birth, not to have seen the town!<br/>
Their women there are queens, and kings their men;<br/>
Their houses palaces!</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. And what of that?<br/>
Have your town-palaces a hall like this?<br/>
Couches so fragrant? walls so high-adorned?<br/>
Casements with such festoons, such prospects, Helen,<br/>
As these fair vistas have? Your kings and queens!<br/>
See me a May-day queen, and talk of them!</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. Extremes are ever neighbours. ’Tis a
step<br/>
From one to the other! Were thy constancy<br/>
A reasonable thing—a little less<br/>
Of constancy—a woman’s constancy—<br/>
I should not wonder wert thou ten years hence<br/>
The maid I know thee now; but, as it is,<br/>
The odds are ten to one, that this day year<br/>
Will see our May-day queen a city one!</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. Never! I’m wedded to a country life:<br/>
O, did you hear what Master Walter says!<br/>
Nine times in ten the town’s a hollow thing,<br/>
Where what things are is nought to what they show;<br/>
Where merit’s name laughs merit’s self to scorn!<br/>
Where friendship and esteem that ought to be<br/>
The tenants of men’s hearts, lodge in their looks<br/>
And tongues alone. Where little virtue, with<br/>
A costly keeper, passes for a heap;<br/>
A heap for none that has a homely one!<br/>
Where fashion makes the law—your umpire which<br/>
You bow to, whether it has brains or not!<br/>
Where Folly taketh off his cap and bells,<br/>
To clap on Wisdom, which must bear the jest!<br/>
Where to pass current you must seem the thing,<br/>
The passive thing, that others think; and not<br/>
Your simple, honest, independent self!</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. Ay: so says Master Walter. See I not<br/>
What can you find in Master Walter, Julia,<br/>
To be so fond of him!</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. He’s fond of me!<br/>
I’ve known him since I was a child. E’en then,<br/>
The week I thought a weary, heavy one,<br/>
That brought not Master Walter. I had those<br/>
About me then that made a fool of me,<br/>
As children oft are fooled; but more I loved<br/>
Good Master Walter’s lesson than the play<br/>
With which they’d surfeit me. As I grew up,<br/>
More frequent Master Walter came, and more<br/>
I loved to see him! I had tutors then,<br/>
Men of great skill and learning—but not one<br/>
That taught like Master Walter. What they’d show me,<br/>
And I, dull as I was, but doubtful saw,—<br/>
A word from Master Walter made as clear<br/>
As daylight! When my schooling days were o’er—<br/>
That’s now good three years past—three years—I vow<br/>
I’m twenty, Helen!—well, as I was saying,<br/>
When I had done with school, and all were gone,<br/>
Still Master Walter came! and still he comes,<br/>
Summer or winter—frost or rain! I’ve seen<br/>
The snow upon a level with the hedge,<br/>
Yet there was Master Walter!</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. Who comes here?<br/>
A carriage, and a gay one—who alights?<br/>
Pshaw! Only Master Walter! What see you,<br/>
Which thus repairs the arch of the fair brow,<br/>
A frown was like to spoil?—A gentleman!<br/>
One of our town kings! Mark!—How say you now?<br/>
Wouldst be a town queen, Julia? Which of us,<br/>
I wonder, comes he for?</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. For neither of us;<br/>
He’s Master Walter’s clerk, most like.</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. Most like!<br/>
Mark him as he comes up the avenue;<br/>
So looks a clerk! A clerk has such a gait!<br/>
So does a clerk dress, Julia!—mind his hose—<br/>
They’re very like a clerk’s! a diamond loop<br/>
And button, note you, for his clerkship’s hat,—<br/>
O, certainly a clerk! A velvet cloak,<br/>
Jerkin of silk, and doublet of the same,—<br/>
For all the world a clerk! See, Julia, see,<br/>
How Master Walter bows, and yields him place,<br/>
That he may first go in—a very clerk!<br/>
I’ll learn of thee, love, when I’d know a clerk!</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. I wonder who he is!</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. Wouldst like to know?<br/>
Wouldst for a fancy ride to town with him?<br/>
I prophesy he comes to take thee thither!</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. He ne’er takes me to town! No, Helen,
no!<br/>
To town who will, a country life for me!</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. We’ll see!</p>
<p>[Enter <span class="smcap">Fathom</span>.]</p>
<p><i>Fath</i>. You’re wanted, madam.</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. [Embarrassed.] Which of us?</p>
<p><i>Fath</i>. You, madam.</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. Julia! what’s the matter? Nay,<br/>
Mount not the rose so soon! He must not see it<br/>
A month hence. ’Tis loves flower, which once she wears,<br/>
The maid is all his own.</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. Go to!</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. Be sure<br/>
He comes to woo thee! He will bear thee hence;<br/>
He’ll make thee change the country for the town.</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. I’m constancy. Name he the town to
me,<br/>
I’ll tell what I think on’t!</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. Then you guess<br/>
He comes a wooing?</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. I guess nought.</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. You do!<br/>
At your grave words, your lips, more honest, smile,<br/>
And show them to be traitors. Hie to him.</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. Hie thee to soberness.</p>
<p>[Goes out.]</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. Ay, will I, when,<br/>
Thy bridemaid, I shall hie to church with thee.<br/>
Well, Fathom, who is come?</p>
<p><i>Fath</i>. I know not.</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. What! Didst thou not hear his name?</p>
<p><i>Fath</i>. I did.</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. What is’t?</p>
<p><i>Fath</i>. I noted not.</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. What hast thou ears for, then?</p>
<p><i>Fath</i>. What good were it for me to mind his name?<br/>
I do but what I must do. To do that<br/>
Is labour quite enough!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. [Without.] What, Fathom!</p>
<p><i>Fath</i>. Here.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. [Entering.] Here, sirrah! Wherefore didst
not come to me?</p>
<p><i>Fath</i>. You did not bid me come.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. I called thee.</p>
<p><i>Fath</i>. Yes.<br/>
And I said “Here;” and waited then to know<br/>
Your worship’s will with me.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. We go to town.<br/>
Thy mistress, thou, and all the house.</p>
<p><i>Fath</i>. Well, sir?</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Mak’st thou not ready then to go to town?<br/>
Hence, knave, despatch!</p>
<p>[<span class="smcap">Fathom</span> goes out.]</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. Go we to town?</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. We do;<br/>
’Tis now her father’s will she sees the town.</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. I’m glad on’t. Goes she to her
father?</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. No:<br/>
At the desire of thine she for a term shares roof with thee.</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. I’m very glad on’t.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. What!<br/>
You like her, then? I thought you would. ’Tis time<br/>
She sees the town.</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. It has been time for that<br/>
These six years.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. By thy wisdom’s count. No doubt<br/>
You’ve told her what a precious place it is.</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. I have.</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. I even guessed as much. For that<br/>
I told thee of her; brought thee here to see her;<br/>
And prayed thee to sojourn a space with her;<br/>
That its fair space, from thy too fair report,<br/>
Might strike a novice less—so less deceive her.<br/>
I did not put thee under check.</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. ’Twas right,—<br/>
Else had I broken loose, and run the wilder!<br/>
So knows she not her father yet: that’s strange.<br/>
I prithee how does mine?</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Well—very well.<br/>
News for thee.</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. What?</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Thy cousin is in town.</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. My cousin Modus?</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Much do I suspect<br/>
That cousin’s nearer to thy heart than blood.</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. Pshaw! Wed me to a musty library!<br/>
Love him who nothing loves but Greek and Latin!<br/>
But, Master Walter, you forget the main<br/>
Surpassing point of all! Who’s come with you?</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Ay, that’s the question!</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. Is he soldier or<br/>
Civilian? lord or gentleman? He’s rich,<br/>
If that’s his chariot! Where is his estate?<br/>
What brings it in? Six thousand pounds a year?<br/>
Twelve thousand, may be! Is he bachelor,<br/>
Or husband? Bachelor I’m sure he is<br/>
Comes he not hither wooing, Master Walter?<br/>
Nay, prithee, answer me!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Who says thy sex<br/>
Are curious? That they’re patient, I’ll be sworn;<br/>
And reasonable—very reasonable—<br/>
To look for twenty answers in a breath!<br/>
Come, thou shalt be enlightened—but propound<br/>
Thy questions one by one! Thou’rt far too apt<br/>
A scholar! My ability to teach<br/>
Will ne’er keep pace, I fear, with thine to learn.</p>
<p>[They go out.]</p>
<h4>SCENE III.—An Apartment in the House.</h4>
<p>[Enter <span class="smcap">Julia</span>, followed by <span class="smcap">Clifford</span>.]</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. No more! I pray you, sir, no more!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. I love you!</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. You mock me, sir!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. Then is there no such thing<br/>
On earth as reverence; honour filial, the fear<br/>
Of kings, the awe of supreme heaven itself,<br/>
Are only shows and sounds that stand for nothing.<br/>
I love you!</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. You have known me scarce a minute!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. Say but a moment, still I say I love you!<br/>
Love’s not a flower that grows on the dull earth;<br/>
Springs by the calendar; must wait for the sun—<br/>
For rain;—matures by parts;—must take its time<br/>
To stem, to leaf, to bud, to blow. It owns<br/>
A richer soil, and boasts a quicker seed!<br/>
You look for it, and see it not; and lo!<br/>
E’en while you look, the peerless flower is up.<br/>
Consummate in the birth!</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. Is’t fear I feel?<br/>
Why else should beat my heart? It can’t be fear!<br/>
Something I needs must say. You’re from the town;<br/>
How comes it, sir, you seek a country wife?<br/>
Methinks ’twill tax his wit to answer that.</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. In joining contrasts lieth love’s delight.<br/>
Complexion, stature, nature, mateth it,<br/>
Not with their kinds, but with their opposites.<br/>
Hence hands of snow in palms of russet lie;<br/>
The form of Hercules affects the sylph’s;<br/>
And breasts, that case the lion’s fear-proof heart,<br/>
Find their meet lodge in arms where tremors dwell!<br/>
Haply for this, on Afric’s swarthy neck,<br/>
Hath Europe’s priceless pearl been seen to hang,<br/>
That makes the orient poor! So with degrees,<br/>
Rank passes by the circlet-graced brow,<br/>
Upon the forehead, bare, of notelessness<br/>
To print the nuptial kiss. As with degrees<br/>
So is’t with habits; therefore I, indeed<br/>
A gallant of the town, the town forsake,<br/>
To win a country wife.</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. His prompt reply<br/>
My backward challenge shames! Must I give o’er?<br/>
I’ll try his wit again. Who marries me<br/>
Must lead a country life.</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. The life I’d lead!<br/>
But fools would fly from it; for O! ’tis sweet!<br/>
It finds the heart out, be there one to find;<br/>
And corners in’t where store of pleasures lodge,<br/>
We never dreamed were there! It is to dwell<br/>
’Mid smiles that are not neighbours to deceit;<br/>
Music, whose melody is of the heart;<br/>
And gifts, that are not made for interest,—<br/>
Abundantly bestowed by Nature’s cheek,<br/>
And voice, and hand! It is to live on life,<br/>
And husband it! It is to constant scan<br/>
The handiwork of Heaven. It is to con<br/>
Its mercy, bounty, wisdom, power! It is<br/>
To nearer see our God!</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. How like he talks<br/>
To Master Walter! Shall I give it o’er?<br/>
Not yet. Thou wouldst not live one half a year!<br/>
A quarter mightst thou for the novelty<br/>
Of fields and trees; but then it needs must be<br/>
In summer time, when they go dressed.</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. Not it!<br/>
In any time—say winter! Fields and trees<br/>
Have charms for me in very winter time.</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. But snow may clothe them then.</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. I like them full<br/>
As well in snow!</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. You do?</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. I do.</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. But night<br/>
Will hide both snow and them, and that sets in<br/>
Ere afternoon is out. A heavy thing,<br/>
A country fireside in a winter’s night,<br/>
To one bred in the town,—where winter’s said,<br/>
For sun of gaiety and sportiveness,<br/>
To beggar shining summer.</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. I should like<br/>
A country winter’s night especially!</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. You’d sleep by the fire.</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. Not I; I’d talk to thee.</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. You’d tire of that!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. I’d read to thee.</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. And that!</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. I’d talk to thee again.</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. And sooner tire<br/>
Than first you did, and fall asleep at last.<br/>
You’d never do to lead a country life.</p>
<p><i>Clif</i>. You deal too harshly with me! Matchless
maid,<br/>
As loved instructor brightens dullest wit,<br/>
Fear not to undertake the charge of me!<br/>
A willing pupil kneels to thee, and lays<br/>
His title and his fortune at your feet.</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. His title and his fortune!</p>
<p>[Enter <span class="smcap">Master Walter</span> and <span class="smcap">Helen</span>.—<span class="smcap">Julia</span>,
disconcerted, retires with the latter.—<span class="smcap">Clifford</span> rises.]</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. So, Sir Thomas!<br/>
Aha! you husband time! Well, was I right?<br/>
Is’t not the jewel that I told you ’twas?<br/>
Wouldst thou not give thine eyes to wear it? Eh?<br/>
It has an owner, though,—nay, start not,—one<br/>
That may be bought to part with’t, and with whom<br/>
I’ll stand thy friend—I will—I say, I will!<br/>
A strange man, sir, and unaccountable:<br/>
But I can humour him—will humour him<br/>
For thy sake, good Sir Thomas; for I like thee.<br/>
Well, is’t a bargain? Come, thy hand upon it.<br/>
A word or two with thee.</p>
<p>[They retire. <span class="smcap">Julia</span> and <span class="smcap">Helen</span> come forward.]</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. Go up to town!</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. Have I not said it ten times o’er to thee?<br/>
But if thou likest it not, protest against it.</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. Not if ’tis Master Walter’s will.</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. What then?<br/>
Thou wouldst not break thy heart for Master Walter?</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. That follows not!</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. What follows not?</p>
<p><i>Julia</i>. That I<br/>
Should break my heart, because we go to town.</p>
<p><i>Helen</i>. Indeed?—Oh, that’s another matter.
Well,<br/>
I’d e’en advise thee then to do his will;<br/>
And, ever after, when I prophesy,<br/>
Believe me, Julia!</p>
<p>[They retire. <span class="smcap">Master Walter</span> comes
forward.]</p>
<p>[Enter <span class="smcap">Fathom</span>.]</p>
<p><i>Fath</i>. So please you, sir, a letter,—a post-haste
letter! The bearer on horseback, the horse in a foam—smoking
like a boiler at the heat—be sure a posthaste letter!</p>
<p><i>Wal</i>. Look to the horse and rider.</p>
<p>[Opens the letter and reads.]</p>
<p>What’s this? A testament addressed to me,<br/>
Found in his lordship’s escritoire, and thence<br/>
Directed to be taken by no hand<br/>
But mine. My presence instantly required.</p>
<p>[<span class="smcap">Sir Thomas</span>, <span class="smcap">Julia</span>, and <span class="smcap">Helen</span> come
forward.]</p>
<p>Come, my mistresses,<br/>
You dine in town to-day. Your father’s will,<br/>
It is, my Julia, that you see the world;<br/>
And thou shalt see it in its best attire.<br/>
Its gayest looks—its richest finery<br/>
It shall put on for thee, that thou may’st judge<br/>
Betwixt it, and this rural life you’ve lived.<br/>
Business of moment I’m but thus advised of,<br/>
Touching the will of my late noble master,<br/>
The Earl of Rochdale, recently deceased,<br/>
Commands me for a time to leave thee there.<br/>
Sir Thomas, hand her to the chariot. Nay,<br/>
I tell thee true. We go indeed to town!</p>
<p>[They go out.]</p>
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