<h2> CHAPTER XXXVII </h2>
<p>Henceforth ‘tis done—Fortune and I are friends;<br/>
And I must live, for Buckingham commends.<br/>
—POPE.<br/></p>
<p>The spacious mansion of the Duke of Buckingham, with the demesne belonging
to it, originally bore the name of York House and occupied a large portion
of the ground adjacent to the Savoy.</p>
<p>This had been laid out by the munificence of his father, the favourite of
Charles the First, in a most splendid manner, so as almost to rival
Whitehall itself. But during the increasing rage for building new streets,
and the creating of almost an additional town, in order to connect London
and Westminster, this ground had become of very great value; and the
second Duke of Buckingham, who was at once fond of scheming, and needy of
money, had agreed to a plan laid before him by some adventurous architect,
for converting the extensive grounds around his palace into those streets,
lanes, and courts, which still perpetuate his name and titles; though
those who live in Buckingham Street, Duke Street, Villiers Street, or in
Of-alley (for even that connecting particle is locally commemorated),
probably think seldom of the memory of the witty, eccentric, and
licentious George Villiers, Duke of Buckingham, whose titles are preserved
in the names of their residence and its neighbourhood.</p>
<p>This building-plan the Duke had entered upon with all the eagerness which
he usually attached to novelty. His gardens were destroyed—his
pavilions levelled—his splendid stables demolished—the whole
pomp of his suburban demesne laid waste, cumbered with ruins, and
intersected with the foundations of new buildings and cellars, and the
process of levelling different lines for the intended streets. But the
undertaking, although it proved afterwards both lucrative and successful,
met with a check at the outset, partly from want of the necessary funds,
partly from the impatient and mercurial temper of the Duke, which soon
carried him off in pursuit of some more new object. So that, though much
was demolished, very little, in comparison, was reared up in the stead,
and nothing was completed. The principal part of the ducal mansion still
remained uninjured; but the demesne in which it stood bore a strange
analogy to the irregular mind of its noble owner. Here stood a beautiful
group of exotic trees and shrubs, the remnant of the garden, amid yawning
common-sewers, and heaps of rubbish. In one place an old tower threatened
to fall upon the spectator; and in another he ran the risk of being
swallowed up by a modern vault. Grandeur of conception could be discovered
in the undertaking, but was almost everywhere marred by poverty or
negligence of execution. In short, the whole place was the true emblem of
an understanding and talents run to waste, and become more dangerous than
advantageous to society, by the want of steady principle, and the
improvidence of the possessor.</p>
<p>There were men who took a different view of the Duke’s purpose in
permitting his mansion to be thus surrounded, and his demesne occupied by
modern buildings which were incomplete, and ancient which were but half
demolished. They alleged, that, engaged as he was in so many mysteries of
love and of politics, and having the character of the most daring and
dangerous intriguer of his time, his Grace found it convenient to surround
himself with this ruinous arena, into which officers of justice could not
penetrate without some difficulty and hazard; and which might afford, upon
occasion, a safe and secret shelter for such tools as were fit for
desperate enterprises, and a private and unobserved mode of access to
those whom he might have any special reason for receiving in secret.</p>
<p>Leaving Peveril in the Tower, we must once more convey our readers to the
Levee of the Duke, who, on the morning of Julian’s transference to that
fortress, thus addressed his minister-in-chief, and principal attendant:
“I have been so pleased with your conduct in this matter, Jerningham, that
if Old Nick were to arise in our presence, and offer me his best imp as a
familiar in thy room, I would hold it but a poor compliment.”</p>
<p>“A legion of imps,” said Jerningham, bowing, “could not have been more
busy than I in your Grace’s service; but if your Grace will permit me to
say so, your whole plan was well-nigh marred by your not returning home
till last night, or rather this morning.”</p>
<p>“And why, I pray you, sage Master Jerningham,” said his Grace, “should I
have returned home an instant sooner than my pleasure and convenience
served?”</p>
<p>“Nay, my Lord Duke,” replied the attendant, “I know not; only, when you
sent us word by Empson, in Chiffinch’s apartment, to command us to make
sure of the girl at any rate, and at all risks, you said you would be here
so soon as you could get freed of the King.”</p>
<p>“Freed of the King, you rascal! What sort of phrase is that?” demanded the
Duke.</p>
<p>“It was Empson who used it, my lord, as coming from your Grace.”</p>
<p>“There is much very fit for my Grace to say, that misbecomes such mouths
as Empson’s or yours to repeat,” answered the Duke haughtily, but
instantly resumed his tone of familiarity, for his humour was as
capricious as his pursuits. “But I know what thou wouldst have; first,
your wisdom would know what became of me since thou hadst my commands at
Chiffinch’s; and next, your valour would fain sound another flourish of
trumpets on thine own most artificial retreat, leaving thy comrade in the
hands of the Philistines.”</p>
<p>“May it please your Grace,” said Jerningham, “I did but retreat for the
preservation of the baggage.”</p>
<p>“What! do you play at crambo with me?” said the Duke. “I would have you to
know that the common parish fool should be whipt, were he to attempt to
pass pun or quodlibet as a genuine jest, even amongst ticket-porters and
hackney chairmen.”</p>
<p>“And yet I have heard your Grace indulge in the <i>jeu de mots</i>,”
answered the attendant.</p>
<p>“Sirrah Jerningham,” answered the patron, “discard they memory, or keep it
under correction, else it will hamper thy rise in the world. Thou mayst
perchance have seen me also have a fancy to play at trap-ball, or to kiss
a serving wench, or to guzzle ale and eat toasted cheese in a porterly
whimsy; but is it fitting thou shouldst remember such follies? No more
on’t.—Hark you; how came the long lubberly fool, Jenkins, being a
master of the noble science of defence, to suffer himself to be run
through the body so simply by a rustic swain like this same Peveril?”</p>
<p>“Please your Grace, this same Corydon is no such novice. I saw the onset;
and, except in one hand, I never saw a sword managed with such life,
grace, and facility.”</p>
<p>“Ay, indeed?” said the Duke, taking his own sheathed rapier in his hand,
“I could not have thought that. I am somewhat rusted, and have need of
breathing. Peveril is a name of note. As well go to the Barns-elms, or
behind Montagu House, with him as with another. His father a rumoured
plotter, too. The public would have noted it in me as becoming a zealous
Protestant. Needful I do something to maintain my good name in the city,
to atone for non-attendance on prayer and preaching. But your Laertes is
fast in the Fleet; and I suppose his blundering blockhead of an antagonist
is dead or dying.”</p>
<p>“Recovering, my lord, on the contrary,” replied Jerningham; “the blade
fortunately avoided his vitals.”</p>
<p>“D—n his vitals!” answered the Duke. “Tell him to postpone his
recovery, or I will put him to death in earnest.”</p>
<p>“I will caution his surgeon,” said Jerningham, “which will answer equally
well.”</p>
<p>“Do so; and tell him he had better be on his own deathbed as cure his
patient till I send him notice.—That young fellow must be let loose
again at no rate.”</p>
<p>“There is little danger,” said the attendant. “I hear some of the
witnesses have got their net flung over him on account of some matters
down in the north; and that he is to be translated to the Tower for that,
and for some letters of the Countess of Derby, as rumour goes.”</p>
<p>“To the Tower let him go, and get out as he can,” replied the Duke; “and
when you hear he is fast there, let the fencing fellow recover as fast as
the surgeon and he can mutually settle it.”</p>
<p>The Duke, having said this, took two or three turns in the apartment, and
appeared to be in deep thought. His attendant waited the issue of his
meditations with patience, being well aware that such moods, during which
his mind was strongly directed in one point, were never of so long
duration with his patron as to prove a severe burden to his own patience.</p>
<p>Accordingly, after the silence of seven or eight minutes, the Duke broke
through it, taking from the toilette a large silk purse, which seemed full
of gold. “Jerningham,” he said, “thou art a faithful fellow, and it would
be sin not to cherish thee. I beat the King at Mall on his bold defiance.
The honour is enough for me; and thou, my boy, shalt have the winnings.”</p>
<p>Jerningham pocketed the purse with due acknowledgements.</p>
<p>“Jerningham,” his Grace continued, “I know you blame me for changing my
plans too often; and on my soul I have heard you so learned on the
subject, that I have become of your opinion, and have been vexed at myself
for two or three hours together, for not sticking as constantly to one
object, as doubtless I shall, when age (touching his forehead) shall make
this same weathercock too rusty to turn with the changing breeze. But as
yet, while I have spirit and action, let it whirl like the vane at the
mast-head, which teaches the pilot how to steer his course; and when I
shift mine, think I am bound to follow Fortune, and not to control her.”</p>
<p>“I can understand nothing from all this, please your Grace,” replied
Jerningham, “save that you have been pleased to change some purposed
measures, and think that you have profited by doing so.”</p>
<p>“You shall judge yourself,” replied the Duke. “I have seen the Duchess of
Portsmouth.—You start. It is true, by Heaven! I have seen her, and
from sworn enemies we have become sworn friends. The treaty between such
high and mighty powers had some weighty articles; besides, I had a French
negotiator to deal with; so that you will allow a few hours’ absence was
but a necessary interval to make up our matters of diplomacy.”</p>
<p>“Your Grace astonishes me,” said Jerningham. “Christian’s plan of
supplanting the great lady is then entirely abandoned? I thought you had
but desired to have the fair successor here, in order to carry it on under
your own management.”</p>
<p>“I forgot what I meant at the time,” said the Duke; “unless that I was
resolved she should not jilt me as she did the good-natured man of
royalty; and so I am still determined, since you put me in mind of the
fair Dowsabelle. But I had a contrite note from the Duchess while we were
at the Mall. I went to see her, and found her a perfect Niobe.—On my
soul, in spite of red eyes and swelled features, and dishevelled hair,
there are, after all, Jerningham, some women who do, as the poets say,
look lovely in affliction. Out came the cause; and with such humility,
such penitence, such throwing herself on my mercy (she the proudest devil,
too, in the whole Court), that I must have had heart of steel to resist it
all. In short, Chiffinch in a drunken fit had played the babbler, and let
young Saville into our intrigue. Saville plays the rogue, and informs the
Duchess by a messenger, who luckily came a little late into the market.
She learned, too, being a very devil for intelligence, that there had been
some jarring between the master and me about this new Phillis; and that I
was most likely to catch the bird,—as any one may see who looks on
us both. It must have been Empson who fluted all this into her Grace’s
ear; and thinking she saw how her ladyship and I could hunt in couples,
she entreats me to break Christian’s scheme, and keep the wench out of the
King’s sight, especially if she were such a rare piece of perfection as
fame has reported her.”</p>
<p>“And your Grace has promised her your hand to uphold the influence which
you have so often threatened to ruin?” said Jerningham.</p>
<p>“Ay, Jerningham; my turn was as much served when she seemed to own herself
in my power, and cry me mercy.—And observe, it is all one to me by
which ladder I climb into the King’s cabinet. That of Portsmouth is ready
fixed—better ascend by it than fling it down to put up another—I
hate all unnecessary trouble.”</p>
<p>“And Christian?” said Jerningham.</p>
<p>“May go to the devil for a self-conceited ass. One pleasure of this twist
of intrigue is, to revenge me of that villain, who thought himself so
essential, that, by Heaven! he forced himself on my privacy, and lectured
me like a schoolboy. Hang the cold-blooded hypocritical vermin! If he
mutters, I will have his nose slit as wide as Coventry’s.[*]—Hark
ye, is the Colonel come?”</p>
<p>“I expect him every moment, your Grace.”</p>
<p>[*] The ill-usage of Sir John Coventry by some of the Life Guardsmen,<br/>
in revenge of something said in Parliament concerning the King’s<br/>
theatrical amours, gave rise to what was called Coventry’s Act,<br/>
against cutting and maiming the person.<br/></p>
<p>“Send him up when he arrives,” said the Duke.——“Why do you
stand looking at me? What would you have?”</p>
<p>“Your Grace’s direction respecting the young lady,” said Jerningham.</p>
<p>“Odd zooks,” said the Duke, “I had totally forgotten her.—Is she
very tearful?—Exceedingly afflicted?”</p>
<p>“She does not take on so violently as I have seen some do,” said
Jerningham; “but for a strong, firm, concentrated indignation, I have seen
none to match her.”</p>
<p>“Well, we will permit her to cool. I will not face the affliction of a
second fair one immediately. I am tired of snivelling, and swelled eyes,
and blubbered cheeks for some time; and, moreover, must husband my powers
of consolation. Begone, and send the Colonel.”</p>
<p>“Will your Grace permit me one other question?” demanded his confidant.</p>
<p>“Ask what thou wilt, Jerningham, and then begone.”</p>
<p>“Your Grace has determined to give up Christian,” said the attendant. “May
I ask what becomes of the kingdom of Man?”</p>
<p>“Forgotten, as I have a Christian soul!” said the Duke; “as much forgotten
as if I had never nourished that scheme of royal ambition.—D—n
it, we must knit up the ravelled skein of that intrigue.—Yet it is
but a miserable rock, not worth the trouble I have been bestowing on it;
and for a kingdom—it has a sound indeed; but, in reality, I might as
well stick a cock-chicken’s feather into my hat, and call it a plume.
Besides, now I think upon it, it would scarce be honourable to sweep that
petty royalty out of Derby’s possession. I won a thousand pieces of the
young Earl when he was last here, and suffered him to hang about me at
Court. I question if the whole revenue of his kingdom is worth twice as
much. Easily I could win it of him, were he here, with less trouble than
it would cost me to carry on these troublesome intrigues of Christian’s.”</p>
<p>“If I may be permitted to say so, please your Grace,” answered Jerningham,
“although your Grace is perhaps somewhat liable to change your mind, no
man in England can afford better reasons for doing so.”</p>
<p>“I think so myself, Jerningham,” said the Duke; “and it may be it is one
reason for my changing. One likes to vindicate his own conduct, and to
find out fine reasons for doing what one has a mind to.—And now,
once again, begone. Or, hark ye—hark ye—I shall need some
loose gold. You may leave the purse I gave you; and I will give you an
order for as much, and two years’ interest, on old Jacob Doublefee.”</p>
<p>“As your Grace pleases,” said Jerningham, his whole stock of complaisance
scarcely able to conceal his mortification at exchanging for a distant
order, of a kind which of late had not been very regularly honoured, the
sunny contents of the purse which had actually been in his pocket.
Secretly, but solemnly did he make a vow, that two years’ interest alone
should not be the compensation for this involuntary exchange in the form
of his remuneration.</p>
<p>As the discontented dependant left the apartment, he met, at the head of
the grand staircase, Christian himself, who, exercising the freedom of an
ancient friend of the house, was making his way, unannounced, to the
Duke’s dressing apartment. Jerningham, conjecturing that his visit at this
crisis would be anything but well timed, or well taken, endeavoured to
avert his purpose by asserting that the Duke was indisposed, and in his
bedchamber; and this he said so loud that his master might hear him, and,
if he pleased, realise the apology which he offered in his name, by
retreating into the bedroom as his last sanctuary, and drawing the bolt
against intrusion.</p>
<p>But, far from adopting a stratagem to which he had had recourse on former
occasions, in order to avoid those who came upon him, though at an
appointed hour, and upon business of importance, Buckingham called, in a
loud voice, from his dressing apartment, commanding his chamberlain
instantly to introduce his good friend Master Christian, and censuring him
for hesitating for an instant to do so.</p>
<p>“Now,” thought Jerningham within himself, “if Christian knew the Duke as
well as I do, he would sooner stand the leap of a lion, like the London
‘prentice bold, than venture on my master at this moment, who is even now
in a humour nearly as dangerous as the animal.”</p>
<p>He then ushered Christian into his master’s presence, taking care to post
himself within earshot of the door.</p>
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