<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page38" name="page38"></SPAN>[38]</span></p>
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<h2> <i>The Benet Brothers</i> </h2>
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(They sing arm in arm, Stephen Vincent having rather more to do with
the verse and William Rose with the chorus. Their sister Laura is
too busy looking for a fairy under the tree to add to the family
contribution.)</p>
<h3> THE GRACKLE OF GROG </h3>
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<p class="i2"> It was old Yale College </p>
<p class="i4"> Made me what I am— </p>
<p class="i2"> You oughto heard my mother </p>
<p class="i4"> When I first said damn! </p>
<p class="i2"> I put a pin in sister's chair, </p>
<p class="i4"> She jumped sky-high ... </p>
<p class="i2"> I don't know what'll happen </p>
<p class="i4"> When I come to die! </p>
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<p class="i2"> <i>But oh, the stars burst wild in a glorious crimson whangle,</i> </p>
<p class="i2"> <i>There was foam on the beer mile-deep, mile-high, and the pickles were piled like seas,</i> </p>
<p class="i2"> <i>Nœara's hair was a flapper's bob that turned to a ten-mile tangle,</i> </p>
<p class="i2"> <i>And the forests were crowded with unicorns, and gold elephants charged up trees!</i> </p>
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<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page39" name="page39"></SPAN>[39]</span></p>
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<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page40" name="page40"></SPAN>[40]</span></p>
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<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page41" name="page41"></SPAN>[41]</span></p>
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<p class="i2"> Forceps in the dentist's chair, </p>
<p class="i4"> Razors in the lather ... </p>
<p class="i2"> Lord, the black experience </p>
<p class="i4"> I've had time to gather ... </p>
<p class="i2"> But I've thought of one thing </p>
<p class="i4"> That may pull me through— </p>
<p class="i2"> I'm a reg'lar devil </p>
<p class="i4"> But the Devil was, too! </p>
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<p class="i2"> <i>There were thousands of trees with knotholed knees that kicked in a league-long rapture,</i> </p>
<p class="i4"> <i>Birds green as a seasick emerald in a million-mile shrieking row—</i> </p>
<p class="i2"> <i>It was sixty dollars or sixty days when the cop had made his capture....</i> </p>
<p class="i4"> <i>But God! the bun was a gorgeous one, and the Faculty did not know!</i> </p>
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