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<h2> III. AMERICAN SALMON </h2>
<p>The race is neither to the swift nor the battle to the strong; but time
and chance cometh to all.</p>
<p>I HAVE lived!</p>
<p>The American Continent may now sink under the sea, for I have taken the
best that it yields, and the best was neither dollars, love, nor real
estate.</p>
<p>Hear now, gentlemen of the Punjab Fishing Club, who whip the reaches of
the Tavi, and you who painfully import trout over to Octamund, and I will
tell you how old man California and I went fishing, and you shall envy.</p>
<p>We returned from The Dalles to Portland by the way we had come, the
steamer stopping en route to pick up a night's catch of one of the salmon
wheels on the river, and to deliver it at a cannery downstream.</p>
<p>When the proprietor of the wheel announced that his take was two thousand
two hundred and thirty pounds weight of fish, "and not a heavy catch
neither," I thought he lied. But he sent the boxes aboard, and I counted
the salmon by the hundred—huge fifty-pounders hardly dead, scores of
twenty and thirty pounders, and a host of smaller fish. They were all
Chenook salmon, as distinguished from the "steel head" and the "silver
side." That is to say, they were royal salmon, and California and I
dropped a tear over them, as monarchs who deserved a better fate; but the
lust of slaughter entered into our souls, and we talked fish and forgot
the mountain scenery that had so moved us a day before.</p>
<p>The steamer halted at a rude wooden warehouse built on piles in a lonely
reach of the river, and sent in the fish. I followed them up a
scale-strewn, fishy incline that led to the cannery. The crazy building
was quivering with the machinery on its floors, and a glittering bank of
tin scraps twenty feet high showed where the waste was thrown after the
cans had been punched.</p>
<p>Only Chinamen were employed on the work, and they looked like
blood-besmeared yellow devils as they crossed the rifts of sunlight that
lay upon the floor. When our consignment arrived, the rough wooden boxes
broke of themselves as they were dumped down under a jet of water, and the
salmon burst out in a stream of quicksilver. A Chinaman jerked up a
twenty-pounder, beheaded and detailed it with two swift strokes of a
knife, flicked out its internal arrangements with a third, and case it
into a blood-dyed tank. The headless fish leaped from under his hands as
though they were facing a rapid. Other Chinamen pulled them from the vat
and thrust them under a thing like a chaff-cutter, which, descending,
hewed them into unseemly red gobbets fit for the can.</p>
<p>More Chinamen, with yellow, crooked fingers, jammed the stuff into the
cans, which slid down some marvellous machine forthwith, soldering their
own tops as they passed. Each can was hastily tested for flaws, and then
sunk with a hundred companions into a vat of boiling water, there to be
half cooked for a few minutes. The cans bulged slightly after the
operation, and were therefore slidden along by the trolleyful to men with
needles and soldering-irons who vented them and soldered the aperture.
Except for the label, the "Finest Columbia Salmon" was ready for the
market. I was impressed not so much with the speed of the manufacture as
the character of the factory. Inside, on a floor ninety by forty, the most
civilized and murderous of machinery. Outside, three footsteps, the
thick-growing pines and the immense solitude of the hills. Our steamer
only stayed twenty minutes at that place, but I counted two hundred and
forty finished cans made from the catch of the previous night ere I left
the slippery, blood-stained, scale-spangled, oily floors and the
offal-smeared Chinamen.</p>
<p>We reached Portland, California and I crying for salmon, and a real-estate
man, to whom we had been intrusted by an insurance man, met us in the
street, saying that fifteen miles away, across country, we should come
upon a place called Clackamas, where we might perchance find what we
desired. And California, his coat-tails flying in the wind, ran to a
livery-stable and chartered a wagon and team forthwith. I could push the
wagon about with one hand, so light was its structure. The team was purely
American—that is to say, almost human in its intelligence and
docility. Some one said that the roads were not good on the way to
Clackamas, and warned us against smashing the springs. "Portland," who had
watched the preparations, finally reckoned "He'd come along, too;" and
under heavenly skies we three companions of a day set forth, California
carefully lashing our rods into the carriage, and the by-standers
overwhelming us with directions as to the saw-mills we were to pass, the
ferries we were to cross, and the sign-posts we were to seek signs from.
Half a mile from this city of fifty thousand souls we struck (and this
must be taken literally) a plank road that would have been a disgrace to
an Irish village.</p>
<p>Then six miles of macadamized road showed us that the team could move. A
railway ran between us and the banks of the Willamette, and another above
us through the mountains. All the land was dotted with small townships,
and the roads were full of farmers in their town wagons, bunches of
tow-haired, boggle-eyed urchins sitting in the hay behind. The men
generally looked like loafers, but their women were all well dressed.</p>
<p>Brown braiding on a tailor-made jacket does not, however, consort with
hay-wagons. Then we struck into the woods along what California called a
camina reale—a good road—and Portland a "fair track." It wound
in and out among fire-blackened stumps under pine-trees, along the corners
of log fences, through hollows, which must be hopeless marsh in the
winter, and up absurd gradients. But nowhere throughout its length did I
see any evidence of road-making. There was a track—you couldn't well
get off it, and it was all you could do to stay on it. The dust lay a foot
thick in the blind ruts, and under the dust we found bits of planking and
bundles of brushwood that sent the wagon bounding into the air. The
journey in itself was a delight. Sometimes we crashed through bracken;
anon, where the blackberries grew rankest, we found a lonely little
cemetery, the wooden rails all awry and the pitiful, stumpy head-stones
nodding drunkenly at the soft green mullions. Then, with oaths and the
sound of rent underwood, a yoke of mighty bulls would swing down a "skid"
road, hauling a forty-foot log along a rudely made slide.</p>
<p>A valley full of wheat and cherry-trees succeeded, and halting at a house,
we bought ten-pound weight of luscious black cherries for something less
than a rupee, and got a drink of icy-cold water for nothing, while the
untended team browsed sagaciously by the road-side. Once we found a
way-side camp of horse-dealers lounging by a pool, ready for a sale or a
swap, and once two sun-tanned youngsters shot down a hill on Indian
ponies, their full creels banging from the high-pommelled saddle. They had
been fishing, and were our brethren, therefore. We shouted aloud in chorus
to scare a wild cat; we squabbled over the reasons that had led a snake to
cross a road; we heaved bits of bark at a venturesome chipmunk, who was
really the little gray squirrel of India, and had come to call on me; we
lost our way, and got the wagon so beautifully fixed on a khud-bound road
that we had to tie the two hind wheels to get it down.</p>
<p>Above all, California told tales of Nevada and Arizona, of lonely nights
spent out prospecting, the slaughter of deer and the chase of men, of
woman—lovely woman—who is a firebrand in a Western city and
leads to the popping of pistols, and of the sudden changes and chances of
Fortune, who delights in making the miner or the lumber-man a
quadruplicate millionaire and in "busting" the railroad king.</p>
<p>That was a day to be remembered, and it had only begun when we drew rein
at a tiny farm-house on the banks of the Clackamas and sought horse feed
and lodging, ere we hastened to the river that broke over a weir not a
quarter of a mile away. Imagine a stream seventy yards broad divided by a
pebbly island, running over seductive "riffles" and swirling into deep,
quiet pools, where the good salmon goes to smoke his pipe after meals. Get
such a stream amid fields of breast-high crops surrounded by hills of
pines, throw in where you please quiet water, long-fenced meadows, and a
hundred-foot bluff just to keep the scenery from growing too monotonous,
and you will get some faint notion of the Clackamas. The weir had been
erected to pen the Chenook salmon from going further up-stream. We could
see them, twenty or thirty pounds, by the score in the deep pools, or
flying madly against the weir and foolishly skinning their noses. They
were not our prey, for they would not rise at a fly, and we knew it. All
the same, when one made his leap against the weir, and landed on the
foot-plank with a jar that shook the board I was standing on, I would fain
have claimed him for my own capture.</p>
<p>Portland had no rod. He held the gaff and the whiskey. California sniffed
up-stream and down-stream, across the racing water, chose his ground, and
let the gaudy fly drop in the tail of a riffle. I was getting my rod
together, when I heard the joyous shriek of the reel and the yells of
California, and three feet of living silver leaped into the air far across
the water. The forces were engaged.</p>
<p>The salmon tore up-stream, the tense line cutting the water like a
tide-rip behind him, and the light bamboo bowed to breaking. What happened
thereafter I cannot tell. California swore and prayed, and Portland
shouted advice, and I did all three for what appeared to be half a day,
but was in reality a little over a quarter of an hour, and sullenly our
fish came home with spurts of temper, dashes head on and sarabands in the
air, but home to the bank came he, and the remorseless reel gathered up
the thread of his life inch by inch. We landed him in a little bay, and
the spring weight in his gorgeous gills checked at eleven and one half
pounds. Eleven and one half pounds of fighting salmon! We danced a
war-dance on the pebbles, and California caught me round the waist in a
hug that went near to breaking my ribs, while he shouted:—"Partner!
Partner! This is glory! Now you catch your fish! Twenty-four years I've
waited for this!"</p>
<p>I went into that icy-cold river and made my cast just above the weir, and
all but foul-hooked a blue-and-black water-snake with a coral mouth who
coiled herself on a stone and hissed male-dictions.</p>
<p>The next cast—ah, the pride of it, the regal splendor of it! the
thrill that ran down from finger-tip to toe! Then the water boiled. He
broke for the fly and got it. There remained enough sense in me to give
him all he wanted when he jumped not once, but twenty times, before the
up-stream flight that ran my line out to the last half-dozen turns, and I
saw the nickelled reel-bar glitter under the thinning green coils. My
thumb was burned deep when I strove to stopper the line.</p>
<p>I did not feel it till later, for my soul was out in the dancing weir,
praying for him to turn ere he took my tackle away. And the prayer was
heard. As I bowed back, the butt of the rod on my left hip-bone and the
top joint dipping like unto a weeping willow, he turned and accepted each
inch of slack that I could by any means get in as a favor from on high.
There lie several sorts of success in this world that taste well in the
moment of enjoyment, but I question whether the stealthy theft of line
from an able-bodied salmon who knows exactly what you are doing and why
you are doing it is not sweeter than any other victory within human scope.
Like California's fish, he ran at me head on, and leaped against the line,
but the Lord gave me two hundred and fifty pairs of fingers in that hour.
The banks and the pine-trees danced dizzily round me, but I only reeled—reeled
as for life—reeled for hours, and at the end of the reeling
continued to give him the butt while he sulked in a pool. California was
further up the reach, and with the corner of my eye I could see him
casting with long casts and much skill. Then he struck, and my fish broke
for the weir in the same instant, and down the reach we came, California
and I, reel answering reel even as the morning stars sing together.</p>
<p>The first wild enthusiasm of capture had died away. We were both at work
now in deadly earnest to prevent the lines fouling, to stall off a
down-stream rush for shaggy water just above the weir, and at the same
time to get the fish into the shallow bay down-stream that gave the best
practicable landing. Portland bid us both be of good heart, and
volunteered to take the rod from my hands.</p>
<p>I would rather have died among the pebbles than surrender my right to play
and land a salmon, weight unknown, with an eight-ounce rod. I heard
California, at my ear, it seemed, gasping: "He's a fighter from
Fightersville, sure!" as his fish made a fresh break across the stream. I
saw Portland fall off a log fence, break the overhanging bank, and clatter
down to the pebbles, all sand and landing-net, and I dropped on a log to
rest for a moment. As I drew breath the weary hands slackened their hold,
and I forgot to give him the butt.</p>
<p>A wild scutter in the water, a plunge, and a break for the head-waters of
the Clackamas was my reward, and the weary toil of reeling in with one eye
under the water and the other on the top joint of the rod was renewed.
Worst of all, I was blocking California's path to the little landing bay
aforesaid, and he had to halt and tire his prize where he was.</p>
<p>"The father of all the salmon!" he shouted. "For the love of Heaven, get
your trout to bank, Johnny Bull!"</p>
<p>But I could do no more. Even the insult failed to move me. The rest of the
game was with the salmon. He suffered himself to be drawn, skip-ping with
pretended delight at getting to the haven where I would fain bring him.
Yet no sooner did he feel shoal water under his ponderous belly than he
backed like a torpedo-boat, and the snarl of the reel told me that my
labor was in vain. A dozen times, at least, this happened ere the line
hinted he had given up the battle and would be towed in. He was towed. The
landing-net was useless for one of his size, and I would not have him
gaffed. I stepped into the shallows and heaved him out with a respectful
hand under the gill, for which kindness he battered me about the legs with
his tail, and I felt the strength of him and was proud. California had
taken my place in the shallows, his fish hard held. I was up the bank
lying full length on the sweet-scented grass and gasping in company with
my first salmon caught, played and landed on an eight-ounce rod. My hands
were cut and bleeding, I was dripping with sweat, spangled like a
harlequin with scales, water from my waist down, nose peeled by the sun,
but utterly, supremely, and consummately happy.</p>
<p>The beauty, the darling, the daisy, my Salmon Bahadur, weighed twelve
pounds, and I had been seven-and-thirty minutes bringing him to bank! He
had been lightly hooked on the angle of the right jaw, and the hook had
not wearied him. That hour I sat among princes and crowned heads greater
than them all. Below the bank we heard California scuffling with his
salmon and swearing Spanish oaths. Portland and I assisted at the capture,
and the fish dragged the spring balance out by the roots. It was only
constructed to weigh up to fifteen pounds. We stretched the three fish on
the grass—the eleven and a half, the twelve and fifteen pounder—and
we gave an oath that all who came after should merely be weighed and put
back again.</p>
<p>How shall I tell the glories of that day so that you may be interested?
Again and again did California and I prance down that reach to the little
bay, each with a salmon in tow, and land him in the shallows. Then
Portland took my rod and caught some ten-pounders, and my spoon was
carried away by an unknown leviathan. Each fish, for the merits of the
three that had died so gamely, was hastily hooked on the balance and flung
back. Portland recorded the weight in a pocket-book, for he was a
real-estate man. Each fish fought for all he was worth, and none more
savagely than the smallest, a game little six-pounder. At the end of six
hours we added up the list. Read it. Total: Sixteen fish; aggregate
weight, one hundred and forty pounds. The score in detail runs something
like this—it is only interesting to those concerned: fifteen, eleven
and a half, twelve, ten, nine and three quarters, eight, and so forth; as
I have said, nothing under six pounds, and three ten-pounders.</p>
<p>Very solemnly and thankfully we put up our rods—it was glory enough
for all time—and returned weeping in each other's arms, weeping
tears of pure joy, to that simple, bare-legged family in the packing-case
house by the water-side.</p>
<p>The old farmer recollected days and nights of fierce warfare with the
Indians "way back in the fifties," when every ripple of the Columbia River
and her tributaries hid covert danger. God had dowered him with a queer,
crooked gift of expression and a fierce anxiety for the welfare of his two
little sons—tanned and reserved children, who attended school daily
and spoke good English in a strange tongue.</p>
<p>His wife was an austere woman, who had once been kindly, and perhaps
handsome.</p>
<p>Very many years of toil had taken the elasticity out of step and voice.
She looked for nothing better than everlasting work—the chafing
detail of housework—and then a grave somewhere up the hill among the
blackberries and the pines.</p>
<p>But in her grim way she sympathized with her eldest daughter, a small and
silent maiden of eighteen, who had thoughts very far from the meals she
tended and the pans she scoured.</p>
<p>We stumbled into the household at a crisis, and there was a deal of
downright humanity in that same. A bad, wicked dress-maker had promised
the maiden a dress in time for a to-morrow's rail-way journey, and though
the barefooted Georgy, who stood in very wholesome awe of his sister, had
scoured the woods on a pony in search, that dress never arrived. So, with
sorrow in her heart and a hundred Sister-Anne glances up the road, she
waited upon the strangers and, I doubt not, cursed them for the wants that
stood between her and her need for tears. It was a genuine little tragedy.
The mother, in a heavy, passionless voice, rebuked her impatience, yet sat
up far into the night, bowed over a heap of sewing for the daughter's
benefit.</p>
<p>These things I beheld in the long marigold-scented twilight and whispering
night, loafing round the little house with California, who un-folded
himself like a lotus to the moon, or in the little boarded bunk that was
our bedroom, swap-ping tales with Portland and the old man.</p>
<p>Most of the yarns began in this way:—"Red Larry was a bull-puncher
back of Lone County, Montana," or "There was a man riding the trail met a
jack-rabbit sitting in a cactus," or "'Bout the time of the San Diego land
boom, a woman from Monterey," etc.</p>
<p>You can try to piece out for yourselves what sort of stories they were.</p>
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