<h3><SPAN name="CHAPTER_III" id="CHAPTER_III"></SPAN>CHAPTER III.</h3>
<div class="blockquot"><p><i>Introduction to London Sports—A Dog Fight in the
Suburbs—Sporting Ladies—The Drawing of the Badger—My Host gets
Gloriously Drunk—Visit to Her Majesty’s Kitchen—Dinner with the
Chef of Windsor Castle—I taste Mantilla Sherry for the First
Time—“A Shilling to Pay for the ‘Times.’<span class="lftspc">”</span></i></p>
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<p><span class="smcap">After</span> my marriage I took up my residence in Newport, buying a farm on
Narragansett Bay and turning farmer in good earnest. I planted out
10,000 trees on that farm and then went to Europe to let them grow,
expecting a forest on my return, but I found only one of them struggling
for existence three years later. In London, I met a Californian, in with
all the sporting world, on intimate terms with the champion
prize-fighter of England, the Queen’s pages, Tattersall’s and others. He
suggested that if I would defray the expense, he would show me London as
no American had ever seen it. Agreeing to do this, I<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_032" id="page_032"></SPAN>{32}</span> was taken to a
swell tailor in Regent Street, to put me, as he expressed it, “in proper
rig.” My first introduction to London life was dining out in the suburbs
to see a dog-fight, and sup at a Regent Street dry-goods merchant’s
residence. I was introduced as an American landed proprietor. Mine host,
I was told, spent twelve thousand pounds, i.e. $60,000 a year, on his
establishment. He was an enthusiast in his way, an old sport. The women
whom I was invited to meet looked like six-footers; the hall of the
house and the sitting-rooms were filled with stuffed bull-terriers,
prize dogs, that had done good service. We walked through beautifully
laid-out grounds to a miniature ornamental villa which contained a rat
pit, and there we saw a contest between what seemed to me a myriad of
rats and a bull-terrier. The latter’s work was expeditious. We
surrounded the pit, each one with his watch in hand timing the dog’s
work, which he easily accomplished in the allotted time, killing all the
rats,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_033" id="page_033"></SPAN>{33}</span> which called forth great applause. From this pit we went to
another, where we saw the drawing of the badger, a very amusing sight.
There was a long narrow box with a trap-door, by which the badger was
shut in; up went the door, in went the terrier; he seized the badger by
the ear and pulled him out of his box and around the pit, the badger
held back with all his might; should the dog fail to catch the badger by
the ear, the badger would kill him. Again, we assembled around a third
pit, to see a dog-fight, and saw fight after fight between these
bull-terriers, to me a disgusting sight, but the women shouted with
delight, and kept incessantly calling “Time, sir; time, sir!” Large bets
were made on the result. At midnight we went to supper. I sat next to
the champion prize-fighter of England, who informed me that a countryman
of mine had died in his arms after a prize-fight. Such drinking I never
saw before or since; the host, calling for bumper after bumper, insisted
on every one draining his<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_034" id="page_034"></SPAN>{34}</span> glass. I skillfully threw my wine under the
table. The host and all the company were soon intoxicated. The footmen
in green and gold liveries never cracked a smile. The master, after a
bumper, would fall forward on the table, smashing everything. His butler
picked him up and replaced him in his chair. This was kept up until 3
<small>A.M.</small>, when with pleasure I slipped out and was off in my hansom for
London.</p>
<p>My visit to Windsor Castle, dining at the village inn with Her Majesty’s
<i>chef</i>, and the keeper of her jewel room, was interesting. I saw the
old, tall doorkeeper, with his long staff, sitting at the door of the
servants’ hall. I saw Her Majesty’s kitchen and the roasts for all
living in the castle,—at least twenty separate pieces turning on a
spit. Then I examined a large, hot, steel table on which any cooked
article being placed would stay hot as long as it remained there. The
<i>chef</i> told me a German prince, when informed of its price, said it
would take all his yearly revenue to pay for it.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_035" id="page_035"></SPAN>{35}</span> Then I saw Her
Majesty’s jewel room; the walls wainscoted, as it were, with gold
plates; the large gold bowl, which looks like a small bath-tub, from
which the Prince of Wales was baptized, stood in the dining-room. I saw
Prince Albert and the Prince of Wales that morning shooting pheasants,
alongside of the Windsor Long Walk, and stood within a few yards of
them. I feel sure we ate, that day, at the inn, the pheasants that had
been shot by Prince Albert. I visited Her Majesty’s model farm, and
found that all the flax-seed cake for the cattle was imported from
America. The simple cognomen, American Landed Proprietor, was “open
sesame” to me everywhere, accompanied as I was by one of her Majesty’s
pages. In London, of an evening, we went to Evans’s, a sort of public
hall where one took beer and listened to comic songs. Jubber, a wine
merchant, kept the hotel where I lodged. As a celebrated London
physician was dining with me, I asked for the palest and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_036" id="page_036"></SPAN>{36}</span> most delicate
sherry to be found in London, regardless of cost, to be served that day,
at my dinner. He looked at me and smiled, seeing I was quite a young
man, saying, “If I give it to you, you will not drink it.” “Send me the
sherry,” I replied, “and you will see.” The result was I got a delicious
Montilla sherry and sent a butt of it to America. This was my first
acquaintance with Montilla sherry, the most delicate wine that I know
of, to be served from soup to dessert.</p>
<p>Before getting through with my sporting friend, after paying all his
expenses and remunerating him liberally for his services, as I was about
to cross the Channel, he came up to me and said, “Mc, I want you to lend
me some money.” I saw by his face he was in earnest, and thought that he
was about to make a demand for a large amount. So, equally serious, I
replied, “It is out of the question, my dear fellow; I am here in a
strange country with my family and have no money to lend.” He<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_037" id="page_037"></SPAN>{37}</span> roared,
“Why, all I wanted was a shilling to pay for the <i>Times</i>,” which made me
feel very sheepish. That was the last I saw of him. When two years later
I returned to London, I found he had conscientiously paid no bills, and,
strange to relate, his hotel keeper and tailors seemed fully compensated
for the food and raiment they had furnished him, by his sending them a
few valueless colored plates of sporting scenes in this country.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_038" id="page_038"></SPAN>{38}</span></p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_039" id="page_039"></SPAN>{39}</span></p>
<h2><SPAN name="A_WINTER_IN_ITALY" id="A_WINTER_IN_ITALY"></SPAN>A WINTER IN ITALY.</h2>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_040" id="page_040"></SPAN>{40}</span> </p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="page_041" id="page_041"></SPAN>{41}</span> </p>
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