<h2 class="nobreak" id="CHAPTER_XII">CHAPTER XII.</h2>
<div class="blockquot">
<p><span class="firstword">Scottish</span> humour in relation to death and the grave. Resurrectionists.
Tombstone inscriptions. ‘Naturals’ in
Scotland. Confused thoughts of second childhood. Belief
in witchcraft. Miners and their superstitions. Colliers and
Salters in Scotland were slaves until the end of the eighteenth
century. Metal-mining in Scotland.</p>
</div>
<p class="in0"><span class="firstword">A notable</span> feature in Scottish humour is the
frequency with which it deals with death and
the grave. The allusions are sometimes unintentionally
ludicrous, not infrequently grim
and ghastly. The subject seems to have a
kind of fascination which has affected people
in every walk of life, more especially the lower
ranks. But like most of the national characteristics,
this too appears to be on the wane,
and one has to go back for a generation or
two to find the most pregnant illustrations of
it. Dr. Sloan of Ayr, about forty years ago,
told me that a friend of his had gone not long
before to see the parish minister of Craigie,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_322">322</span>
near Kilmarnock, and finding him for the
moment engaged, had turned into the churchyard,
where he sauntered past the sexton, who
was at work in digging a grave. As the
clergyman was detained some time, the visitor
walked to and fro along the path, and at length
noticed that the sexton’s eyes were pretty constantly
fixed on him, to the detriment of the
excavation on which the man should have
been engaged. At last he stopped, and
addressing the gravedigger asked, ‘What
the deil are you staring at me for? You
needna tak’ the measure o’ me, if that’s what
ye’re ettlin’ at, for we bury at Riccarton.’</p>
<p>Mr. Thomas Stevenson, father of the novelist,
told me that when the gravedigger of
Monkton was dying his minister came to see
him, and after speaking comfortable words to
him for a while, asked if there was anything
on his mind that he would like to speak out.
The man looked up wistfully and answered,
‘Weel, minister, I’ve put 285 corps in that
kirkyard, and I wuss it had been the Lord’s
wull to let me mak up the 300.’<SPAN name="FNanchor_33" href="#Footnote_33" class="fnanchor">33</SPAN></p>
<div class="sidenote">THE RESURRECTIONISTS</div>
<p>When Chang, the Chinese giant, was exhibited
in Glasgow, an elderly country couple<span class="pagenum" id="Page_323">323</span>
went to see him. After gazing long at him,
they retired without making any observation.
At last, as they were going downstairs, the
wife first broke silence with the remark: ‘Eh,
Duncan, whatna coffin he wull tak.’</p>
<p>All over Scotland, and more especially in
the lowlands, memorials remain of the time
when graves were opened and coffins were
rifled of their dead, to supply the needs of the
dissecting rooms of the medical schools. In
the middle of the eighteenth century, Shenstone,
in protesting against this sacrilege,
contended that the bodies of convicted malefactors
should suffice for the needs of the
medical <span class="locked">profession—</span></p>
<div class="poetry-container pw30">
<div class="poetry">
<div class="stanza">
<div class="verse indent0">If Paean’s sons these horrid rites require,</div>
<div class="verse indent2">If Health’s fair science be by these refined,</div>
<div class="verse indent0">Let guilty convicts, for their use, expire;</div>
<div class="verse indent2">And let their breathless corse avail mankind.</div>
</div></div>
</div>
<p class="in0">But though the bodies of executed murderers
had for two centuries been handed over to
surgeons for dissection, the supply of evil-doers
must have been still too scanty, even
at a time when theft and robbery were capitally
punished. The growing success of the
medical schools in Scotland increased the demand
for human bodies to such a degree as
to offer strong temptation to the enterprise of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_324">324</span>
bold and reckless men. So frequent did violations
of the tomb become as to lead to extraordinary
precautions to prevent them. The
graves were protected with heavy iron gratings
securely riveted above them, many of which
may still be seen in the churchyards of Fife
and the Lothians. Watch-houses were likewise
erected in the burial-grounds to serve as
shelters for the men who in turn every night
took their stations there, with guns loaded, on
the outlook for any midnight marauders. In a
commanding position in the graveyard around
the parish church of Crail, one of these
houses may still be seen, bearing the suggestive
<span class="locked">record—</span></p>
<p class="p1 b1 center">
<span class="smcap">Erected</span> for securing the <span class="smcap">Dead</span><br/>
Ann. Dom. <span class="allsmcap">MDCCCXXVI</span>.</p>
<p>The trade of the ‘resurrection-men’ was
finally destroyed by an Act of Parliament
passed in the year 1832, in consequence of the
murders committed by Burke and Hare in
Edinburgh, and Bishop and Williams in London.
This measure, by permitting the unclaimed
bodies of paupers, dying in poor-houses, to be
taken for dissection to the medical schools, provided
a supply of subjects which, if not abundant,
at least prevented any further violations
of the grave.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_325">325</span></p>
<div class="sidenote">TOMBSTONE INSCRIPTIONS</div>
<p>Of the monumental inscriptions in Scottish
graveyards various collections have been published,
and to these many more might be
added. They have seldom any literary excellence,
and their chief interest arises from their
oddities of spelling and grammar, and their
conceptions of a future state. As an illustrative
example of them, I may cite one from the
kirkyard of Sweetheart Abbey, in the Stewartry
of Kirkcudbright.</p>
<div class="poetry-container pw30">
<div class="poetry">
<div class="stanza">
<div class="verse indent0">Here lyes The body of Alex</div>
<div class="verse indent0">ander Houston son of Matthe<sup>w</sup></div>
<div class="verse indent0">Houston and Jean Milligan in</div>
<div class="verse indent0">Parish of New Abbay born</div>
<div class="verse indent0">August y<sup>e</sup> 12<sup>th</sup> 1731 died July y<sup>e</sup> 15<sup>th</sup> 1763</div>
<div class="verse indent0">Non est mortale quid opto</div>
<div class="verse indent0">Farew<sup>e</sup>ll my obedient Son of Neighbours well belov’d</div>
<div class="verse indent0">and an Exempler Christian near thirty two remov’d</div>
<div class="verse indent0">Farewell a while my parents bot<sup>h</sup> Brothers and Sisters all</div>
<div class="verse indent0">I’ll at the Resurrection day obey the Trumpets call.</div>
</div></div>
</div>
<p class="in0">The insertion of a few words of bad Latin
(probably unintelligible to the grieving family),
the farewell to the departed, his farewell in
response, and the sacrifice of grammar to the
exigencies of verse, are characteristic features<span class="pagenum" id="Page_326">326</span>
on the gravestones earlier than the beginning
of the last century. Some of these peculiarities
are further illustrated by a more ambitious
piece of versification which I copied from a
tombstone in the churchyard of Berwick-on-Tweed.
Though not strictly within the bounds
of Scotland, the stone lies at least on the north
side of the Tweed, and in its defiance of grammatical
niceties is not unworthy of the pen of a
northern elegist.</p>
<table id="t326" class="tw35" summary="Poem on a tombstone">
<tr>
<td class="tdl w1">1.</td>
<td class="tdl">The peaceful mansions of the dead<br/>
Are scattered far and near<br/>
But by the stones o’er this yard spread<br/>
Seem numerously here</td></tr>
<tr>
<td class="tdl">2.</td>
<td class="tdl">A relative far from his home<br/>
Mindful of men so just<br/>
Reveres this spot inscribes this tomb<br/>
And in his God doth trust</td></tr>
<tr>
<td class="tdl">3.</td>
<td class="tdl">That he shall pass a righteous life<br/>
Leve long for sake of seven<br/>
Return in safety to his wife<br/>
And meet them both in heaven</td></tr>
<tr>
<td class="tdl">4.</td>
<td class="tdl">God bless the souls departed hence<br/>
This church without a steeple<br/>
The king the clergy and the good sense<br/>
Of all the Berwick people</td></tr>
</table>
<div class="sidenote">RAPID DECAY OF TOMBSTONES</div>
<p>In connexion with tombstones, I may refer
to the frequently rapid decay of the materials<span class="pagenum" id="Page_327">327</span>
of which they are made, in such a climate
as that of Scotland. Nearly five-and-twenty
years ago I investigated this subject among
the old graveyards of Edinburgh and other
parts of the country, and found that while
some varieties of hard siliceous sandstone
retain their inscriptions quite sharp at the end
of two centuries, as in the case of Alexander
Henderson’s tombstone in Greyfriars Churchyard,
no marble monument, freely exposed to
the elements in a town, will survive in a
legible condition for a single century. As an
example of this disintegration I cited the
handsome monument erected, in that same
churchyard, to the memory of the illustrious
Joseph Black, who died in 1799. It consisted
of a large slab of white marble, let into a
massive framework of sandstone. Less than
eighty years had sufficed to render the inscription
partly illegible, and the stone, bulging
out in the centre and rent by numerous
cracks, was evidently doomed to early destruction.
Three years ago I returned to see the
condition of the tomb, and then found that
the marble had disappeared entirely, its place
being now taken by a sandstone slab, on
which the authorities had with pious care
copied the original inscription. Here the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_328">328</span>
marble, though partially protected by the overhanging
masonry of the monument and by a
high wall that screened it in some measure
from the western rains, had fallen into irreparable
ruin in less than a hundred years.</p>
<p>A curious attitude of mind towards one
who has died, but is still unburied, is shown
by the use of the word ‘corp,’ which is
popularly supposed to be the singular of
‘corpse.’ This usage may be illustrated by
an incident told me by the late Henry
Drummond as having occurred in his own
experience. While attending the funeral of a
man with whom he had had no acquaintance,
he enquired of one of the company what employment
the deceased had followed. The
person questioned did not know, but at once
asked his next neighbour, ‘I’m sayin’, Tam,
what was the corp to trade?’</p>
<p>An old couple were exceedingly annoyed
that they had not been invited to the funeral
of one of their friends. At last the good
wife consoled her husband thus: ‘Aweel,
never you mind, Tammas, maybe we’ll be
haein’ a corp o’ our ain before lang, and
we’ll no ask them.’</p>
<p>A gentleman came to a railway station
where he found a mourning party. Wishing<span class="pagenum" id="Page_329">329</span>
to be sympathetic, he enquired of one of the
company whether it was a funeral, and received
the reply: ‘We canna exactly ca’ it
a funeral, for the corp has missed the railway
connection.’</p>
<div class="sidenote">FUNERALS</div>
<p>At a funeral in Glasgow, a stranger who
had taken his seat in one of the mourning
coaches excited the curiosity of the other three
occupants, one of whom at last addressed him,
‘Ye’ll be a brither o’ the corp?’ ‘No, I’m
no a brither o’ the corp,’ was the prompt
reply. ‘Weel, then, ye’ll be his cousin?’
‘No, I’m no that.’ ‘No! then ye’ll be at
least a frien’ o’ the corp?’ ‘No that either.
To tell the truth, I’ve no been that weel mysel’,
and as my doctor has ordered me some
carriage exercise, I thocht this wad be the
cheapest way to tak’ it.’</p>
<p>It has often been remarked how great an
attraction funerals have for some half-witted
people. There used to be one of these poor
creatures in an Ayrshire village, who, when
any one was seriously ill, would from time to
time knock at the door and enquire, ‘Is she
ony waur (worse)?’ his hopes rising at any
relapse, and the consequent prospect of another
interment.</p>
<p>A great change for the better has come<span class="pagenum" id="Page_330">330</span>
over the usages connected with burials in
Scotland. In old days, as already mentioned,
the ‘lyke-wakes’ were often scenes of shocking
licence and debauchery. By degrees these
painful exhibitions have become less and less
objectionable until now, except that there is
still sometimes too liberal a dispensing of
whisky, there is little that can be found fault
with. In country places, where the mourners
have often to come from long distances to
attend a funeral, refreshments of some kind
are perhaps necessary, but it is unfortunate
that the average Scot would think such
refreshments decidedly ‘wairsh’ (tasteless) if
they did not include an adequate provision of
the national drink. Accordingly, it is still too
common to think first of seeing that whisky
enough has been obtained, even where the
claims of pedestrians from a distance have not
to be considered. Thus one of the family of
an old dying woman was asked, ‘Is your
Auntie still livin’?’ ‘Ay,’ was the answer,
‘she’s no just deid yet; but we’ve gotten in
the whusky for the funeral.’</p>
<div class="sidenote">VILLAGE NATURALS</div>
<p>I remember the first funeral I saw fifty
years ago in the Highlands. It was in the
old graveyard of Kilchrist, Skye, where a
large company of crofters had gathered from<span class="pagenum" id="Page_331">331</span>
all parts of the parish of Strath. There was
a confused undertone of conversation audible
at a little distance as I passed along the
public road; and as soon as I came in sight
two or three of the mourners at once made
for me, carrying bottle, glasses, and a plate
of bits of cake. Though I was an entire
stranger to them and to the deceased, I knew
enough of Highland customs and feelings to
be assured that on no account could I be
excused from at least tasting the refreshments.
The halt of a few minutes showed me that
much whisky was being consumed around the
ruined kirk.</p>
<p>In former days most parishes in the country
possessed one or more ‘naturals,’ whose lives
were embittered by the persecution of the
children, though they might be kindly enough
treated by the elders, whom they amused by
the oddities of their ways and the quaintness of
their expressions. Since the establishment of
the Lunacy Board, however, they have been
mostly drafted into asylums, much to the
increase of the decency of the communities,
though a little of the picturesqueness of village
life has thereby been lost. One of these ‘fules’
was seen marching along quickly with a gun
over his shoulder. Its owner knew it not to be<span class="pagenum" id="Page_332">332</span>
loaded, but he called out, ‘Archie, where are
you going wi’ the gun? You are no’ wantin’
to shoot yoursell?’ ‘No,’ said he, ‘I’m no’ jist
gaun to shoot mysell, but I’m gaun to gie mysell
a deevil o’ a fleg (fright).’</p>
<div class="sidenote">AN ARRAN NATURAL</div>
<p>Many years ago a half-witted but pawky
attendant, perhaps as much knave as fool, was
a well-known figure at the old inn of Brodick,
in Arran. He was employed in miscellaneous
errands and simple bits of work about the inn
or the farm, such as suited his capacity, and he
was noted for having a specially pronounced
love of brandy. One day he was seen by
two visitors at the hotel, pushing a boat down
the beach and getting the oars ready. They
accosted him and asked where he was bound
for. He answered that he was going across the
bay to Corriegills for a bag or two of potatoes.
Their request to be allowed to accompany
him was all the more willingly complied with,
inasmuch as they at once proposed that they
should pull the oars if he would steer. Sandy
had not much English, but he employed it to
the best of his ability in the hope that it might
be the means of gaining him some of his
favourite liquor. Having crossed the bay, the
boat was pulled towards the large granite
boulder that forms so notable a landmark on<span class="pagenum" id="Page_333">333</span>
that part of the shore. He directed the attention
of his crew to it, and said:</p>
<p>‘D’ye see that muckle stane? Weel, maybe
ye’ll no’ be believin’ me, but it’s the truth
I’m tellin’ ye. If onybody wad be climmin’
to the tap o’ that stane and wad be roarin’
as loud as he likes, there’s naebody can hear
him.’</p>
<p>‘Nonsense; we don’t believe a word of it.’</p>
<p>‘But I wad wager ye onythin’ ye like it’s
true. I wad be wagerin’ ye a bottle o’ brandy,
if ye like.’</p>
<p>‘Very well, we’ll try. You jump ashore and
get on the stone and roar.’</p>
<p>Sandy with great alacrity sprang out of the
boat, and was speedily on the great grey
boulder. He opened his mouth and swung
his body, as if he were roaring with the strength
of ten bulls of Bashan, until he grew purple in
the face with his apparent efforts to make a
noise. But though he stooped and gesticulated,
he took care that never a sound should escape
from him.</p>
<p>‘Wass you hearin’ me?’ he asked with a
triumphant face when he had come down to
the boat again.</p>
<p>‘You rascal, you never gave a sound.’</p>
<p>‘Ochan, ochan, wass you not seein’ that I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_334">334</span>
was screamin’ till I couldna scream ony more,
whatefer?’</p>
<p>‘Very extraordinary, to be sure. Well, we’ll
try ourselves.’</p>
<p>So saying they jumped upon the beach, and,
with rather less agility than Sandy had shown,
clambered up the stone, while he stood beside
the boat. When they were both on the top,
they proceeded to shout with such vehemence
that they might have been heard on the other
side of the bay. Sandy, however, as if intent
on hearing the faintest sound, put his hand behind
each ear in turn, and bent his head now
to one side, now to the other. When the two
strangers had had enough of this performance,
they came down, and indignantly demanded:</p>
<p>‘Well, Sandy, do you mean to tell us that
you did not hear?’</p>
<p>‘Hear ye!’ said he. ‘Wass you roarin’ at
all. I was never hearin’ wan bit.’</p>
<p>He had a remarkable power of expressing
astonishment by his mere looks, and put on a
face of child-like innocence when he protested
that no sound at all had been heard by him.
Feeling that they had been ‘sold’ by this
apparent ‘natural,’ they left him to fetch his
potatoes and pull the boat back himself. But
he had his brandy that evening.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_335">335</span></p>
<div class="sidenote">AYRSHIRE WITCHES</div>
<p>Removed into asylums, the village idiots
lose the opportunity of giving expression to
the memorable sayings which free contact with
their kinsfolk and the irritation caused by their
young persecutors used to produce. But even
there their oddity of phrase comes occasionally
forward. My old companion, John Young,
already referred to, used to tell how, when he
was one of the assistant physicians in the
Morningside Asylum at Edinburgh, he was
one morning reading prayers. The weather
being raw and chilly, he had a cough, which
interrupted him at the end of the petition,
‘Give us this day our daily bread.’ During
the pause, one of the patients, sitting in front
of him, added in an audible voice, ‘and <em>butter</em>.’</p>
<p>The second childhood of old age among
people who have been sane all their lives sometimes
gives rise to confusion of thought and
language such as no half-witted creature can
rival. I knew an old Scottish lady who used
to make curious lapses of this kind. Her
nephew met me one day and said, ‘I must give
you auntie’s last. She was in bed, and, calling
her maid, said to her: “Jenny, if I’m spared to
be taken away soon, I hope my nephew Thomas
will get the doctor to open my head, and see if
anything canna be done for my hearin’.”’</p>
<p>The belief in witchcraft, though it still maintains<span class="pagenum" id="Page_336">336</span>
its hold in the remote districts of the
Highlands and Islands, may be regarded as
practically extinct in the non-Celtic parts of the
country. Yet it flares out now and then in the
lowlands, as if it were still smouldering underneath
the surface, ready to be awakened once
more when the occasion arises to revive it.
Forty years ago, in the valley of the Girvan
Water, there were some old colliers whose
grandmothers had been reputed witches, and
who, though they professed to disbelieve the
report, had evidently a deep-grounded respect
for it. One of these men described to me some
of his own experiences in the matter. When
still a lad, he was walking one Sunday evening
along the road near Kilgrammie with a companion
and a fox-terrier. The dog had jumped
over a low wall into a field, and they were
attracted by its loud barking. Looking over
the wall they saw that it was chasing a hare,
which, instead of making its escape, seemed to
be enjoying the game, and was racing to and
fro across the field. The two lads soon leapt
over the wall to join in the sport. At last the
hare, tired apparently of the exercise, made for
a low part of the far wall and scrambled over it.
When they got up to the place they were just<span class="pagenum" id="Page_337">337</span>
in time to see the animal lie down on the doorstep
of his grandmother’s cottage, pass both its
paws across its nose, and disappear into the
house. It then flashed upon him that as his
grandmother was believed to be able to take
the shape of a hare, he might really have been
chasing her all the while. He added that he
went home as fast as he could.</p>
<div class="sidenote">A WITCH’S FUNERAL</div>
<p>Another old woman in the neighbouring
village of Dailly, who had been long bed-ridden,
was at last near her end. On the afternoon of
the day she died, the boys of the place were
busy with their games in the street, when a
hare appeared from the country and tried to
pass them. They at once gave chase, and the
animal retreated along the road by which it had
come. Again, a little later, it returned, and
once more attempted to get into the village,
but was again chased away. A third time,
however, when their game had carried the
boys further along the street, puss was successful,
and before her enemies could reach
her, gained the outside stair that led up to the
old woman’s garret, and disappeared inside the
doorway. The invalid died that evening, and
the hare was believed to be either herself or
one of her accomplices who had come to be
with her at the last.</p>
<p>Let me try to repeat in the vernacular of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_338">338</span>
the district the tale told by the grandson
of one of these helpless and harmless old
women. ‘My grannie was weel kent to be
no’ canny. She had ways of doin’ things and
kennin things that naebody could mak oot.
At last she deeit, and she behoved to be
buryit i’ the Barr, that’s a village on the ither
side o’ the hills, laigh doon by the Stinchar.
When the funeral day cam’, we carryit the
coffin up the steep road, and when we were
gettin’ near the tap, and hadna muckle breath
left, for the coffin was nae licht wecht, a fine-lookin’
gentleman, ridin’ a fine black horse,
made up to us. Nane o’ us kennt him or had
seen him afore. But he rade alangside o’ us,
and cracked awa’ maist croosely, and cheered us
sae that we gaed scrievin’ doon the brae on the
ither side. Weel, you may jalouse we were a
wee bit forfeuchen when we cam’ to the kirkyard,
and some o’ us thocht we wadna be the
waur o’ bit drappie afore we gaed on wi’ the
buryin’. Sae we steppit into the public-hoose.
Weel, ye mauna think we bydeit lang there, but
losh me! when we cam’ oot the coffin wi’ my
grannie in’t was awa’, and sae was the man an’
the black horse. And to this day I canna tell
what cam’ ower them.’</p>
<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_339">339</span></p>
<div class="sidenote">COLLIER SUPERSTITIONS</div>
<p>Miners are generally a superstitious race.
Their subterranean occupation, with its darkness
and its dangers, fosters the inborn human
instinct to credit the supernatural. Hence old
beliefs that have died out in the general community
may still be found lingering among
them. A miner who meets a woman, when he
starts for his work in the morning, will turn
back again, as the day has become unlucky
for him. Any unexpected event in the mine
is sure to awaken all his old-world ‘freits.’
If any of his comrades should, by the falling
of part of the roof of the mine, be crushed
to death, he dreads to continue his ordinary
work so long as a corpse remains in the pit,
and will spare himself no labour until he has
tunnelled through the fallen roof. A memorable
instance of this devotion has been already
alluded to as having taken place in the little
coal-field of Dailly, where one of the miners
was shut off from all communication with mankind
by the crushing down of the roof between
him and his fellow-workmen. They toiled day
and night to cut a passage through the material,
with the view of reaching and removing his
body, and they found him actually alive, after
being shut up for twenty-three days without
food. He died, however, three days after his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_340">340</span>
rescue.<SPAN name="FNanchor_34" href="#Footnote_34" class="fnanchor">34</SPAN> Such an incident could not fail to
awaken to life all the dormant superstitions and
fears of the collier mind. For a long time after,
strange sounds and sights were imagined in the
mine.</p>
<p>A more ludicrous recollection of that time
was narrated to me by a survivor of the
tragedy. One of his comrades had returned
unexpectedly from work in the forenoon, and,
to the surprise of his wife, appeared in front
of their cottage. She was in the habit, unknown
to him, of solacing herself in the early
part of the day with a bottle of porter. On
the occasion in question the bottle stood
toasting pleasantly before the fire when the
form of the ‘gudeman’ came in sight. In a
moment she drove in the cork and thrust the
bottle underneath the blankets of the box-bed,
when he entered, and, seating himself by the fire,
began to light his pipe. In a little while the
warmed porter managed to expel the cork, and
to escape in a series of very ominous gurgles
from underneath the clothes. The poor fellow
ran outside at once, crying ‘Anither warning,
Meg! Rin, rin, the house is fa’ing.’ But Meg
‘kenn’d what was what fu’ brawly,’ and made<span class="pagenum" id="Page_341">341</span>
for the bed, in time to save only the last dregs
of her intended potation.</p>
<div class="sidenote">COLLIERS AS SLAVES</div>
<p>It is strange to reflect that many people
now alive have known natives of Scotland who
were born slaves. The colliers and salters had,
from time immemorial, been attached for life to
the works in which they were engaged. They
could not legally remove from them, and if they
escaped, could be lawfully pursued, arrested, and
brought back to their proprietors. Their children,
too, if once employed in any part of their
work, became from that very fact bondsmen
for life. In my own boyhood I have seen old
men and women who were born in such servitude,
and worked in the mines of Midlothian.
The women were employed in the pits to carry
up heavy baskets of coals on their backs from
underground to the surface—a laborious and
degrading occupation from which they dared
not try to escape.</p>
<p>It is related by Robert Chambers that Bald,
the mining engineer, about the year 1820, came
upon an old miner near Glasgow who had been
actually bartered by his master for a pony.
When the famous decision was made by the
Court of King’s Bench in June, 1772, that
slavery could not exist in Great Britain, the
Court hardly realised that at that very moment<span class="pagenum" id="Page_342">342</span>
there were hundreds of slaves in Scotland who
were bought and sold as part of the works on
which they and their forbears were employed.</p>
<p>By an act of Parliament of the United Kingdom
passed in 1775 (15 George III. cap. 28)
the villainage of colliers and salters was meant
to be finally abolished. The act, which took
effect from 1st July of that year, decreed that
all colliers under 21 years of age were to be free
in seven years from that date. Those between
21 and 35 were to be released after a further
service of ten years from the date of the act,
and those between 35 and 45 after a service
of seven years, provided that these two classes,
if required, should find and sufficiently instruct
‘in the art and mystery of coal-hewing or
making of salt,’ an apprentice of at least 18
years, and on the perfection of such instruction,
should then be free from further bondage. All
persons above 45 years of age were to be
discharged in three years.</p>
<div class="sidenote">COLLIER WOMEN UNDERGROUND</div>
<p>Nothing could apparently have been more
precise than these stipulations. Unfortunately,
however, they were saddled with a provision
that before any collier or salter could claim the
benefit of the act and gain his freedom, he was
compelled to obtain ‘a decree of the Sheriff
Court of the county in which he resides, finding<span class="pagenum" id="Page_343">343</span>
and declaring that he is entitled unto his freedom
under the authority of this act.’ It may
readily be understood that only a small proportion
of the workmen had the means of defraying
the cost of such an action at law. As narrated
in the subsequent act of 1799, there was ‘a
general practice among the coal-owners and
lessees of coal, of advancing considerable sums
to their colliers, or for their behoof, much
beyond what the colliers are able to repay;
which sums are advanced for the purpose of
tempting them to enter into or continue their
engagements, notwithstanding the sums so
advanced are kept up as debts against the
colliers.’ Hence, in spite of the legislation,
the provision for emancipation remained a dead
letter in regard to the great majority of the
colliers, who continued to be slaves until their
death. It was not until the act of 13th June,
1799 (39 Geo. III. cap. 56) was passed that
the shackles were finally broken, and the colliers
of Scotland were ‘declared to be free from
their servitude.’</p>
<p>But though no longer legally bound to these
collieries, women continued to be employed in
the same laborious and degrading occupation
within the coal mines. Quarter of a century
after the act of emancipation was passed, Hugh<span class="pagenum" id="Page_344">344</span>
Miller, when working as a stone-mason at
Niddry, in Midlothian, found the women-toilers
still at their task, and he has left the following
account of them: ‘The collier women of the
village, poor over-toiled creatures, who carried
up all the coal from underground on their backs
by a long turnpike stair inserted in one of the
shafts, continued to bear more of the marks of
serfdom than even the men. How these poor
women did labour, and how thoroughly, even at
this time, were they characterised by the slave
nature! It has been estimated that one of their
ordinary day’s work was equal to the carrying
of a hundredweight from the level of the sea to
the top of Ben Lomond. They were marked
by a peculiar type of mouth. It was wide,
open, thick-lipped, projecting equally above and
below.... I have seen these collier-women
crying like children, when toiling under their
load along the upper rounds of the wooden
stair, and then returning, scarce a minute after,
with the empty creel, singing with glee.’ Some
of these women were still at work when, as a
child, I first visited the district. It was not
indeed until 10th August, 1842, that the act (5
and 6 Vic. cap. 99) was passed which declared it
to be ‘unfit that women and girls should be employed
in any mine or colliery,’ and absolutely<span class="pagenum" id="Page_345">345</span>
prohibited any mine-owner from employing or
permitting to be employed underground any
female person whatsoever.</p>
<div class="sidenote">COLLIER HUMOUR</div>
<p>Their mole-like operations underground do
not wholly eradicate a sense of humour in the
colliers. When engaged in a study of the
Borrowstouness coal-field, I had occasion to
see some of the miners at Kinneil House.
One of them remarked to me that they had
lately found ‘Mother Eve’ in one of their
pits. I was thereupon shown a large concretionary
mass of sandstone, having a rude
resemblance to a human head and bust.
Seeing that this counterfeit presentment of
our first parent did not greatly interest me,
a younger member of the band, with a sly
twinkle in his eye, whispered that besides Eve,
they had found the Serpent, and that he was
sure I should wish to see that. I was then
taken to the back of the house where the
‘serpent’ lay extended for a length of some
ten or twelve feet. The specimen proved to
be one of the long tree-roots known as <i xml:lang="la" lang="la">Stigmaria</i>,
and common among the fossil vegetation
of the Coal-measures. Not content with having
found the tempter of the Garden of Eden,
the miners had resolved to beautify and preserve
his remains, and had accordingly procured<span class="pagenum" id="Page_346">346</span>
some black lead with which they had burnished
him up like a well-polished grate. Of greater
interest to me at the time was the remembrance
that this same Kinneil House had been the
retreat of the illustrious Dugald Stewart during
the later years of his life, whence he gave to
the world those essays and dissertations which
mark so notable an epoch in the history of
Scottish philosophy.</p>
<p>Metal-mining, save that of iron, has on the
whole, been unsuccessful in Scotland. The
experience of Lord Breadalbane in this direction
has been that of most proprietors who
have sought to discover ‘what earth’s low
entrails hold.’ The mines of Leadhills and
Wanlockhead are the only examples that have
long been worked, and can still be carried on.
The history of the metal-mining industry in
Scotland is well illustrated by the story told by
Chambers of one of the old lairds of Alva, on
the flanks of the Ochil Hills. Walking one
day with a friend, he pointed to a hole on
the hillside, and said he had taken fifty thousand
pounds out of it. A little further on
he came to another excavation, and added,
‘I put it all into <em>that</em> hole again.’</p>
<hr class="chap" />
<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_347">347</span></p>
<div style="break-after:column;"></div><br />