<h2><SPAN name="V" id="V"></SPAN>V</h2>
<h3>TOO MANY QUESTIONS</h3>
<p>"<span class="smcap">This</span> is strange!" old Mr. Crow exclaimed,
looking very hard at Daddy
Longlegs. "You heard the first question
easily enough. But now you seem deaf
as a post."</p>
<p>And all the time Daddy Longlegs merely
smiled at Mr. Crow. He made no
comment at all.</p>
<p>"Don't you know what I'm saying?"
Mr. Crow bawled in his loudest tones.</p>
<p>"It <i>is</i> a pleasant day," said Daddy
Longlegs. "But I'm afraid there's going
to be a heavy gale to-morrow."</p>
<p>"This is certainly peculiar," Mr. Crow<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_22" id="p_22"></SPAN></span>
grumbled. And then little Mr. Chippy
hastened to explain that Daddy Longlegs
was often like that. He would appear to
hear you perfectly one moment. And
then—if you happened to ask him his
age, or where he came from—you might
find him unable to understand a single
word that you said.</p>
<p>"It's most unfortunate," said old Mr.
Crow. "I see nothing to do but reply to
the question myself. And then my
cousin, Jasper Jay, will decide which
has given the better answer—Daddy
Longlegs or I."</p>
<p>"Ah! But you can't do that!" cried
Daddy Longlegs suddenly. "Jasper Jay
said you were not to answer this question
until after I had. And you know you
mustn't break the rules of the contest."</p>
<p>Old Mr. Crow's mouth fell open, he was
so astonished.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_23" id="p_23"></SPAN></span>"Why, he can hear again!" he exclaimed.
And after staring at Daddy
Longlegs for a while he beckoned to Jasper
Jay. And again the two cousins
moved a little distance away and began
whispering.</p>
<p>When they returned both were smiling
broadly. And mounting the stone wall
once more, Jasper said that he would put
another question to Daddy and Mr. Crow,
and that they must both answer it at the
same time. Then he cautioned Daddy
Longlegs to speak up good and loud, because
Mr. Crow had a strong voice.</p>
<p>"I'd suggest——" said Daddy Longlegs——"I'd
suggest that Mr. Crow
speak as softly as possible, because my
voice is weak."</p>
<p>"That's only fair!" all the company
agreed, nodding their heads to one another.
But Mr. Crow appeared peevish.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_24" id="p_24"></SPAN></span>"Everybody's against me," he grumbled.
"I almost believe——" he said,
turning to his cousin——"I almost believe
they're all in league with Farmer
Green."</p>
<p>"If you are not sure, why don't you
ask Farmer Green himself?" Daddy
Longlegs inquired.</p>
<p>"I will!" cried Mr. Crow in a loud
voice. "I'll ask him the next time I see
him."</p>
<p>"Then you can ask him now," said
Daddy Longlegs, "for here he comes,
with a gun on his shoulder."</p>
<p>The words were hardly out of Daddy's
mouth when old Mr. Crow began to beat
the air furiously with his broad wings.
He rose quickly—but not too high—and
made for the woods as fast as he could
fly.</p>
<p>"Now, that's strange!" Daddy Long<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_25" id="p_25"></SPAN></span>legs
quavered. "I don't see how he's going
to talk with Farmer Green when he's
half a mile away from him."</p>
<p>And everybody else said the same
thing.</p>
<p>"He's gone off and left the contest unfinished,"
little Mr. Chippy observed.
"So there's nothing Jasper Jay can do
except to declare that Daddy Longlegs
is the winner—and the wisest person in
Pleasant Valley."</p>
<p>"I couldn't very well do that," Jasper
objected. "You're forgetting Solomon
Owl."</p>
<p>"Well, Daddy's wiser than old Mr.
Crow, anyhow," Mr. Chippy retorted.
And since almost everybody said that was
true, Jasper Jay didn't quite dare object.</p>
<p>But it was plain that he didn't agree
with the company. And he stamped his
feet and clashed his bill together and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="p_26" id="p_26"></SPAN></span>
shook his head as if he were much displeased.</p>
<p>He, too, began to believe—with his
cousin, Mr. Crow—that Daddy Longlegs
and all the others were on Farmer
Green's side.</p>
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