<h2><SPAN name="link2HCH0002"></SPAN>CHAPTER 2</h2>
<p>In addition to what has been already said of Catherine Morland’s personal
and mental endowments, when about to be launched into all the difficulties and
dangers of a six weeks’ residence in Bath, it may be stated, for the
reader’s more certain information, lest the following pages should
otherwise fail of giving any idea of what her character is meant to be, that
her heart was affectionate; her disposition cheerful and open, without conceit
or affectation of any kind—her manners just removed from the awkwardness
and shyness of a girl; her person pleasing, and, when in good looks,
pretty—and her mind about as ignorant and uninformed as the female mind
at seventeen usually is.</p>
<p>When the hour of departure drew near, the maternal anxiety of Mrs. Morland will
be naturally supposed to be most severe. A thousand alarming presentiments of
evil to her beloved Catherine from this terrific separation must oppress her
heart with sadness, and drown her in tears for the last day or two of their
being together; and advice of the most important and applicable nature must of
course flow from her wise lips in their parting conference in her closet.
Cautions against the violence of such noblemen and baronets as delight in
forcing young ladies away to some remote farm-house, must, at such a moment,
relieve the fulness of her heart. Who would not think so? But Mrs. Morland knew
so little of lords and baronets, that she entertained no notion of their
general mischievousness, and was wholly unsuspicious of danger to her daughter
from their machinations. Her cautions were confined to the following points.
“I beg, Catherine, you will always wrap yourself up very warm about the
throat, when you come from the rooms at night; and I wish you would try to keep
some account of the money you spend; I will give you this little book on
purpose.”</p>
<p>Sally, or rather Sarah (for what young lady of common gentility will reach the
age of sixteen without altering her name as far as she can?), must from
situation be at this time the intimate friend and confidante of her sister. It
is remarkable, however, that she neither insisted on Catherine’s writing
by every post, nor exacted her promise of transmitting the character of every
new acquaintance, nor a detail of every interesting conversation that Bath
might produce. Everything indeed relative to this important journey was done,
on the part of the Morlands, with a degree of moderation and composure, which
seemed rather consistent with the common feelings of common life, than with the
refined susceptibilities, the tender emotions which the first separation of a
heroine from her family ought always to excite. Her father, instead of giving
her an unlimited order on his banker, or even putting an hundred pounds
bank-bill into her hands, gave her only ten guineas, and promised her more when
she wanted it.</p>
<p>Under these unpromising auspices, the parting took place, and the journey
began. It was performed with suitable quietness and uneventful safety. Neither
robbers nor tempests befriended them, nor one lucky overturn to introduce them
to the hero. Nothing more alarming occurred than a fear, on Mrs. Allen’s
side, of having once left her clogs behind her at an inn, and that fortunately
proved to be groundless.</p>
<p>They arrived at Bath. Catherine was all eager delight—her eyes were here,
there, everywhere, as they approached its fine and striking environs, and
afterwards drove through those streets which conducted them to the hotel. She
was come to be happy, and she felt happy already.</p>
<p>They were soon settled in comfortable lodgings in Pulteney Street.</p>
<p>It is now expedient to give some description of Mrs. Allen, that the reader may
be able to judge in what manner her actions will hereafter tend to promote the
general distress of the work, and how she will, probably, contribute to reduce
poor Catherine to all the desperate wretchedness of which a last volume is
capable—whether by her imprudence, vulgarity, or jealousy—whether
by intercepting her letters, ruining her character, or turning her out of
doors.</p>
<p>Mrs. Allen was one of that numerous class of females, whose society can raise
no other emotion than surprise at there being any men in the world who could
like them well enough to marry them. She had neither beauty, genius,
accomplishment, nor manner. The air of a gentlewoman, a great deal of quiet,
inactive good temper, and a trifling turn of mind were all that could account
for her being the choice of a sensible, intelligent man like Mr. Allen. In one
respect she was admirably fitted to introduce a young lady into public, being
as fond of going everywhere and seeing everything herself as any young lady
could be. Dress was her passion. She had a most harmless delight in being fine;
and our heroine’s entree into life could not take place till after three
or four days had been spent in learning what was mostly worn, and her chaperone
was provided with a dress of the newest fashion. Catherine too made some
purchases herself, and when all these matters were arranged, the important
evening came which was to usher her into the Upper Rooms. Her hair was cut and
dressed by the best hand, her clothes put on with care, and both Mrs. Allen and
her maid declared she looked quite as she should do. With such encouragement,
Catherine hoped at least to pass uncensured through the crowd. As for
admiration, it was always very welcome when it came, but she did not depend on
it.</p>
<p>Mrs. Allen was so long in dressing that they did not enter the ballroom till
late. The season was full, the room crowded, and the two ladies squeezed in as
well as they could. As for Mr. Allen, he repaired directly to the card-room,
and left them to enjoy a mob by themselves. With more care for the safety of
her new gown than for the comfort of her protégée, Mrs. Allen made her way
through the throng of men by the door, as swiftly as the necessary caution
would allow; Catherine, however, kept close at her side, and linked her arm too
firmly within her friend’s to be torn asunder by any common effort of a
struggling assembly. But to her utter amazement she found that to proceed along
the room was by no means the way to disengage themselves from the crowd; it
seemed rather to increase as they went on, whereas she had imagined that when
once fairly within the door, they should easily find seats and be able to watch
the dances with perfect convenience. But this was far from being the case, and
though by unwearied diligence they gained even the top of the room, their
situation was just the same; they saw nothing of the dancers but the high
feathers of some of the ladies. Still they moved on—something better was
yet in view; and by a continued exertion of strength and ingenuity they found
themselves at last in the passage behind the highest bench. Here there was
something less of crowd than below; and hence Miss Morland had a comprehensive
view of all the company beneath her, and of all the dangers of her late passage
through them. It was a splendid sight, and she began, for the first time that
evening, to feel herself at a ball: she longed to dance, but she had not an
acquaintance in the room. Mrs. Allen did all that she could do in such a case
by saying very placidly, every now and then, “I wish you could dance, my
dear—I wish you could get a partner.” For some time her young
friend felt obliged to her for these wishes; but they were repeated so often,
and proved so totally ineffectual, that Catherine grew tired at last, and would
thank her no more.</p>
<p>They were not long able, however, to enjoy the repose of the eminence they had
so laboriously gained. Everybody was shortly in motion for tea, and they must
squeeze out like the rest. Catherine began to feel something of
disappointment—she was tired of being continually pressed against by
people, the generality of whose faces possessed nothing to interest, and with
all of whom she was so wholly unacquainted that she could not relieve the
irksomeness of imprisonment by the exchange of a syllable with any of her
fellow captives; and when at last arrived in the tea-room, she felt yet more
the awkwardness of having no party to join, no acquaintance to claim, no
gentleman to assist them. They saw nothing of Mr. Allen; and after looking
about them in vain for a more eligible situation, were obliged to sit down at
the end of a table, at which a large party were already placed, without having
anything to do there, or anybody to speak to, except each other.</p>
<p>Mrs. Allen congratulated herself, as soon as they were seated, on having
preserved her gown from injury. “It would have been very shocking to have
it torn,” said she, “would not it? It is such a delicate muslin.
For my part I have not seen anything I like so well in the whole room, I assure
you.”</p>
<p>“How uncomfortable it is,” whispered Catherine, “not to have
a single acquaintance here!”</p>
<p>“Yes, my dear,” replied Mrs. Allen, with perfect serenity,
“it is very uncomfortable indeed.”</p>
<p>“What shall we do? The gentlemen and ladies at this table look as if they
wondered why we came here—we seem forcing ourselves into their
party.”</p>
<p>“Aye, so we do. That is very disagreeable. I wish we had a large
acquaintance here.”</p>
<p>“I wish we had <i>any;</i>—it would be somebody to go to.”</p>
<p>“Very true, my dear; and if we knew anybody we would join them directly.
The Skinners were here last year—I wish they were here now.”</p>
<p>“Had not we better go away as it is? Here are no tea-things for us, you
see.”</p>
<p>“No more there are, indeed. How very provoking! But I think we had better
sit still, for one gets so tumbled in such a crowd! How is my head, my dear?
Somebody gave me a push that has hurt it, I am afraid.”</p>
<p>“No, indeed, it looks very nice. But, dear Mrs. Allen, are you sure there
is nobody you know in all this multitude of people? I think you <i>must</i>
know somebody.”</p>
<p>“I don’t, upon my word—I wish I did. I wish I had a large
acquaintance here with all my heart, and then I should get you a partner. I
should be so glad to have you dance. There goes a strange-looking woman! What
an odd gown she has got on! How old-fashioned it is! Look at the back.”</p>
<p>After some time they received an offer of tea from one of their neighbours; it
was thankfully accepted, and this introduced a light conversation with the
gentleman who offered it, which was the only time that anybody spoke to them
during the evening, till they were discovered and joined by Mr. Allen when the
dance was over.</p>
<p>“Well, Miss Morland,” said he, directly, “I hope you have had
an agreeable ball.”</p>
<p>“Very agreeable indeed,” she replied, vainly endeavouring to hide a
great yawn.</p>
<p>“I wish she had been able to dance,” said his wife; “I wish
we could have got a partner for her. I have been saying how glad I should be if
the Skinners were here this winter instead of last; or if the Parrys had come,
as they talked of once, she might have danced with George Parry. I am so sorry
she has not had a partner!”</p>
<p>“We shall do better another evening I hope,” was Mr. Allen’s
consolation.</p>
<p>The company began to disperse when the dancing was over—enough to leave
space for the remainder to walk about in some comfort; and now was the time for
a heroine, who had not yet played a very distinguished part in the events of
the evening, to be noticed and admired. Every five minutes, by removing some of
the crowd, gave greater openings for her charms. She was now seen by many young
men who had not been near her before. Not one, however, started with rapturous
wonder on beholding her, no whisper of eager inquiry ran round the room, nor
was she once called a divinity by anybody. Yet Catherine was in very good
looks, and had the company only seen her three years before, they would
<i>now</i> have thought her exceedingly handsome.</p>
<p>She <i>was</i> looked at, however, and with some admiration; for, in her own
hearing, two gentlemen pronounced her to be a pretty girl. Such words had their
due effect; she immediately thought the evening pleasanter than she had found
it before—her humble vanity was contented—she felt more obliged to
the two young men for this simple praise than a true-quality heroine would have
been for fifteen sonnets in celebration of her charms, and went to her chair in
good humour with everybody, and perfectly satisfied with her share of public
attention.</p>
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