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<h2> CHAPTER IX—A CHAPTER OF ACCIDENTS. </h2>
<p>"Wherein I [speak] of most disastrous chances,<br/>
Of moving accidents by flood and field,<br/>
Of hair-breadth 'scapes."—SHAKESPEARE.<br/></p>
<p>When Tom came back into school after a couple of days in the sick-room, he
found matters much changed for the better, as East had led him to expect.
Flashman's brutality had disgusted most even of his intimate friends, and
his cowardice had once more been made plain to the house; for Diggs had
encountered him on the morning after the lottery, and after high words on
both sides, had struck him, and the blow was not returned. However,
Flashey was not unused to this sort of thing, and had lived through as
awkward affairs before, and, as Diggs had said, fed and toadied himself
back into favour again. Two or three of the boys who had helped to roast
Tom came up and begged his pardon, and thanked him for not telling
anything. Morgan sent for him, and was inclined to take the matter up
warmly, but Tom begged him not to do it; to which he agreed, on Tom's
promising to come to him at once in future—a promise which, I regret
to say, he didn't keep. Tom kept Harkaway all to himself, and won the
second prize in the lottery, some thirty shillings, which he and East
contrived to spend in about three days in the purchase of pictures for
their study, two new bats and a cricket-ball—all the best that could
be got—and a supper of sausages, kidneys, and beef-steak pies to all
the rebels. Light come, light go; they wouldn't have been comfortable with
money in their pockets in the middle of the half.</p>
<p>The embers of Flashman's wrath, however, were still smouldering, and burst
out every now and then in sly blows and taunts, and they both felt that
they hadn't quite done with him yet. It wasn't long, however, before the
last act of that drama came, and with it the end of bullying for Tom and
East at Rugby. They now often stole out into the hall at nights, incited
thereto partly by the hope of finding Diggs there and having a talk with
him, partly by the excitement of doing something which was against rules;
for, sad to say, both of our youngsters, since their loss of character for
steadiness in their form, had got into the habit of doing things which
were forbidden, as a matter of adventure,—just in the same way, I
should fancy, as men fall into smuggling, and for the same sort of reasons—thoughtlessness
in the first place. It never occurred to them to consider why such and
such rules were laid down: the reason was nothing to them, and they only
looked upon rules as a sort of challenge from the rule-makers, which it
would be rather bad pluck in them not to accept; and then again, in the
lower parts of the school they hadn't enough to do. The work of the form
they could manage to get through pretty easily, keeping a good enough
place to get their regular yearly remove; and not having much ambition
beyond this, their whole superfluous steam was available for games and
scrapes. Now, one rule of the house which it was a daily pleasure of all
such boys to break was that after supper all fags, except the three on
duty in the passages, should remain in their own studies until nine
o'clock; and if caught about the passages or hall, or in one another's
studies, they were liable to punishments or caning. The rule was stricter
than its observance; for most of the sixth spent their evenings in the
fifth-form room, where the library was, and the lessons were learnt in
common. Every now and then, however, a prepostor would be seized with a
fit of district visiting, and would make a tour of the passages and hall
and the fags' studies. Then, if the owner were entertaining a friend or
two, the first kick at the door and ominous "Open here" had the effect of
the shadow of a hawk over a chicken-yard: every one cut to cover—one
small boy diving under the sofa, another under the table, while the owner
would hastily pull down a book or two and open them, and cry out in a meek
voice, "Hullo, who's there?" casting an anxious eye round to see that no
protruding leg or elbow could betray the hidden boys. "Open, sir,
directly; it's Snooks." "Oh, I'm very sorry; I didn't know it was you,
Snooks." And then with well-feigned zeal the door would be opened, young
hopeful praying that that beast Snooks mightn't have heard the scuffle
caused by his coming. If a study was empty, Snooks proceeded to draw the
passages and hall to find the truants.</p>
<p>Well, one evening, in forbidden hours, Tom and East were in the hall. They
occupied the seats before the fire nearest the door, while Diggs sprawled
as usual before the farther fire. He was busy with a copy of verses, and
East and Tom were chatting together in whispers by the light of the fire,
and splicing a favourite old fives bat which had sprung. Presently a step
came down the bottom passage. They listened a moment, assured themselves
that it wasn't a prepostor, and then went on with their work, and the door
swung open, and in walked Flashman. He didn't see Diggs, and thought it a
good chance to keep his hand in; and as the boys didn't move for him,
struck one of them, to make them get out of his way.</p>
<p>"What's that for?" growled the assaulted one.</p>
<p>"Because I choose. You've no business here. Go to your study."</p>
<p>"You can't send us."</p>
<p>"Can't I? Then I'll thrash you if you stay," said Flashman savagely.</p>
<p>"I say, you two," said Diggs, from the end of the hall, rousing up and
resting himself on his elbow—"you'll never get rid of that fellow
till you lick him. Go in at him, both of you. I'll see fair play."</p>
<p>Flashman was taken aback, and retreated two steps. East looked at Tom.
"Shall we try!" said he. "Yes," said Tom desperately. So the two advanced
on Flashman, with clenched fists and beating hearts. They were about up to
his shoulder, but tough boys of their age, and in perfect training; while
he, though strong and big, was in poor condition from his monstrous habit
of stuffing and want of exercise. Coward as he was, however, Flashman
couldn't swallow such an insult as this; besides, he was confident of
having easy work, and so faced the boys, saying, "You impudent young
blackguards!" Before he could finish his abuse, they rushed in on him, and
began pummelling at all of him which they could reach. He hit out wildly
and savagely; but the full force of his blows didn't tell—they were
too near to him. It was long odds, though, in point of strength; and in
another minute Tom went spinning backwards over a form, and Flashman
turned to demolish East with a savage grin. But now Diggs jumped down from
the table on which he had seated himself. "Stop there," shouted he; "the
round's over—half-minute time allowed."</p>
<p>"What the —- is it to you?" faltered Flashman, who began to lose
heart.</p>
<p>"I'm going to see fair, I tell you," said Diggs, with a grin, and snapping
his great red fingers; "'taint fair for you to be fighting one of them at
a time.—Are you ready, Brown? Time's up."</p>
<p>The small boys rushed in again. Closing, they saw, was their best chance,
and Flashman was wilder and more flurried than ever: he caught East by the
throat, and tried to force him back on the iron-bound table. Tom grasped
his waist, and remembering the old throw he had learned in the Vale from
Harry Winburn, crooked his leg inside Flashman's, and threw his whole
weight forward. The three tottered for a moment, and then over they went
on to the floor, Flashman striking his head against a form in the hall.</p>
<p>The two youngsters sprang to their legs, but he lay there still. They
began to be frightened. Tom stooped down, and then cried out, scared out
of his wits, "He's bleeding awfully. Come here, East! Diggs, he's dying!"</p>
<p>"Not he," said Diggs, getting leisurely off the table; "it's all sham;
he's only afraid to fight it out."</p>
<p>East was as frightened as Tom. Diggs lifted Flashman's head, and he
groaned.</p>
<p>"What's the matter?" shouted Diggs.</p>
<p>"My skull's fractured," sobbed Flashman.</p>
<p>"Oh, let me run for the housekeeper!" cried Tom. "What shall we do?"</p>
<p>"Fiddlesticks! It's nothing but the skin broken," said the relentless
Diggs, feeling his head. "Cold water and a bit of rag's all he'll want."</p>
<p>"Let me go," said Flashman surlily, sitting up; "I don't want your help."</p>
<p>"We're really very sorry—" began East.</p>
<p>"Hang your sorrow!" answered Flashman, holding his handkerchief to the
place; "you shall pay for this, I can tell you, both of you." And he
walked out of the hall.</p>
<p>"He can't be very bad," said Tom, with a deep sigh, much relieved to see
his enemy march so well.</p>
<p>"Not he," said Diggs; "and you'll see you won't be troubled with him any
more. But, I say, your head's broken too; your collar is covered with
blood."</p>
<p>"Is it though?" said Tom, putting up his hand; "I didn't know it."</p>
<p>"Well, mop it up, or you'll have your jacket spoilt. And you have got a
nasty eye, Scud. You'd better go and bathe it well in cold water."</p>
<p>"Cheap enough too, if we're done with our old friend Flashey," said East,
as they made off upstairs to bathe their wounds.</p>
<p>They had done with Flashman in one sense, for he never laid finger on
either of them again; but whatever harm a spiteful heart and venomous
tongue could do them, he took care should be done. Only throw dirt enough,
and some of it is sure to stick; and so it was with the fifth form and the
bigger boys in general, with whom he associated more or less, and they not
at all. Flashman managed to get Tom and East into disfavour, which did not
wear off for some time after the author of it had disappeared from the
School world. This event, much prayed for by the small fry in general,
took place a few months after the above encounter. One fine summer evening
Flashman had been regaling himself on gin-punch, at Brownsover; and,
having exceeded his usual limits, started home uproarious. He fell in with
a friend or two coming back from bathing, proposed a glass of beer, to
which they assented, the weather being hot, and they thirsty souls, and
unaware of the quantity of drink which Flashman had already on board. The
short result was, that Flashey became beastly drunk. They tried to get him
along, but couldn't; so they chartered a hurdle and two men to carry him.
One of the masters came upon them, and they naturally enough fled. The
flight of the rest raised the master's suspicions, and the good angel of
the fags incited him to examine the freight, and, after examination, to
convoy the hurdle himself up to the School-house; and the Doctor, who had
long had his eye on Flashman, arranged for his withdrawal next morning.</p>
<p>The evil that men and boys too do lives after them: Flashman was gone, but
our boys, as hinted above, still felt the effects of his hate. Besides,
they had been the movers of the strike against unlawful fagging. The cause
was righteous—the result had been triumphant to a great extent; but
the best of the fifth—even those who had never fagged the small
boys, or had given up the practice cheerfully—couldn't help feeling
a small grudge against the first rebels. After all, their form had been
defied, on just grounds, no doubt—so just, indeed, that they had at
once acknowledged the wrong, and remained passive in the strife. Had they
sided with Flashman and his set, the rebels must have given way at once.
They couldn't help, on the whole, being glad that they had so acted, and
that the resistance had been successful against such of their own form as
had shown fight; they felt that law and order had gained thereby, but the
ringleaders they couldn't quite pardon at once. "Confoundedly coxy those
young rascals will get, if we don't mind," was the general feeling.</p>
<p>So it is, and must be always, my dear boys. If the angel Gabriel were to
come down from heaven, and head a successful rise against the most
abominable and unrighteous vested interest which this poor old world
groans under, he would most certainly lose his character for many years,
probably for centuries, not only with the upholders of said vested
interest, but with the respectable mass of the people whom he had
delivered. They wouldn't ask him to dinner, or let their names appear with
his in the papers; they would be very careful how they spoke of him in the
Palaver, or at their clubs. What can we expect, then, when we have only
poor gallant blundering men like Kossuth, Garibaldi, Mazzini, and
righteous causes which do not triumph in their hands—men who have
holes enough in their armour, God knows, easy to be hit by
respectabilities sitting in their lounging chairs, and having large
balances at their bankers'? But you are brave, gallant boys, who hate
easy-chairs, and have no balances or bankers. You only want to have your
heads set straight, to take the right side; so bear in mind that
majorities, especially respectable ones, are nine times out of ten in the
wrong; and that if you see a man or boy striving earnestly on the weak
side, however wrong-headed or blundering he may be, you are not to go and
join the cry against him. If you can't join him and help him, and make him
wiser, at any rate remember that he has found something in the world which
he will fight and suffer for, which is just what you have got to do for
yourselves; and so think and speak of him tenderly.</p>
<p>So East and Tom, the Tadpole, and one or two more, became a sort of young
Ishmaelites, their hands against every one, and every one's hand against
them. It has been already told how they got to war with the masters and
the fifth form, and with the sixth it was much the same. They saw the
prepostors cowed by or joining with the fifth and shirking their own
duties; so they didn't respect them, and rendered no willing obedience. It
had been one thing to clean out studies for sons of heroes like old
Brooke, but was quite another to do the like for Snooks and Green, who had
never faced a good scrummage at football, and couldn't keep the passages
in order at night. So they only slurred through their fagging just well
enough to escape a licking, and not always that, and got the character of
sulky, unwilling fags. In the fifth-form room, after supper, when such
matters were often discussed and arranged, their names were for ever
coming up.</p>
<p>"I say, Green," Snooks began one night, "isn't that new boy, Harrison,
your fag?"</p>
<p>"Yes; why?"</p>
<p>"Oh, I know something of him at home, and should like to excuse him. Will
you swop?"</p>
<p>"Who will you give me?"</p>
<p>"Well, let's see. There's Willis, Johnson. No, that won't do. Yes, I have
it. There's young East; I'll give you him."</p>
<p>"Don't you wish you may get it?" replied Green. "I'll give you two for
Willis, if you like."</p>
<p>"Who, then?" asked Snooks. "Hall and Brown."</p>
<p>"Wouldn't have 'em at a gift."</p>
<p>"Better than East, though; for they ain't quite so sharp," said Green,
getting up and leaning his back against the mantelpiece. He wasn't a bad
fellow, and couldn't help not being able to put down the unruly fifth
form. His eye twinkled as he went on, "Did I ever tell you how the young
vagabond sold me last half?"</p>
<p>"No; how?"</p>
<p>"Well, he never half cleaned my study out—only just stuck the
candlesticks in the cupboard, and swept the crumbs on to the floor. So at
last I was mortal angry, and had him up, and made him go through the whole
performance under my eyes. The dust the young scamp made nearly choked me,
and showed that he hadn't swept the carpet before. Well, when it was all
finished, 'Now, young gentleman,' says I, 'mind, I expect this to be done
every morning—floor swept, table-cloth taken off and shaken, and
everything dusted.' 'Very well,' grunts he. Not a bit of it though. I was
quite sure, in a day or two, that he never took the table-cloth off even.
So I laid a trap for him. I tore up some paper, and put half a dozen bits
on my table one night, and the cloth over them as usual. Next morning
after breakfast up I came, pulled off the cloth, and, sure enough, there
was the paper, which fluttered down on to the floor. I was in a towering
rage. 'I've got you now,' thought I, and sent for him, while I got out my
cane. Up he came as cool as you please, with his hands in his pockets.
'Didn't I tell you to shake my table-cloth every morning?' roared I.
'Yes,' says he. 'Did you do it this morning?' 'Yes.' 'You young liar! I
put these pieces of paper on the table last night, and if you'd taken the
table-cloth off you'd have seen them, so I'm going to give you a good
licking.' Then my youngster takes one hand out of his pocket, and just
stoops down and picks up two of the bits of paper, and holds them out to
me. There was written on each, in great round text, 'Harry East, his
mark.' The young rogue had found my trap out, taken away my paper, and put
some of his there, every bit ear-marked. I'd a great mind to lick him for
his impudence; but, after all, one has no right to be laying traps, so I
didn't. Of course I was at his mercy till the end of the half, and in his
weeks my study was so frowzy I couldn't sit in it."</p>
<p>"They spoil one's things so, too," chimed in a third boy. "Hall and Brown
were night-fags last week. I called 'fag,' and gave them my candlesticks
to clean. Away they went, and didn't appear again. When they'd had time
enough to clean them three times over, I went out to look after them. They
weren't in the passages so down I went into the hall, where I heard music;
and there I found them sitting on the table, listening to Johnson, who was
playing the flute, and my candlesticks stuck between the bars well into
the fire, red-hot, clean spoiled. They've never stood straight since, and
I must get some more. However, I gave them a good licking; that's one
comfort."</p>
<p>Such were the sort of scrapes they were always getting into; and so,
partly by their own faults, partly from circumstances, partly from the
faults of others, they found themselves outlaws, ticket-of-leave men, or
what you will in that line—in short, dangerous parties—and
lived the sort of hand-to-mouth, wild, reckless life which such parties
generally have to put up with. Nevertheless they never quite lost favour
with young Brooke, who was now the cock of the house, and just getting
into the sixth; and Diggs stuck to them like a man, and gave them store of
good advice, by which they never in the least profited.</p>
<p>And even after the house mended, and law and order had been restored,
which soon happened after young Brooke and Diggs got into the sixth, they
couldn't easily or at once return into the paths of steadiness, and many
of the old, wild, out-of-bounds habits stuck to them as firmly as ever.
While they had been quite little boys, the scrapes they got into in the
School hadn't much mattered to any one; but now they were in the upper
school, all wrong-doers from which were sent up straight to the Doctor at
once. So they began to come under his notice; and as they were a sort of
leaders in a small way amongst their own contemporaries, his eye, which
was everywhere, was upon them.</p>
<p>It was a toss-up whether they turned out well or ill, and so they were
just the boys who caused most anxiety to such a master. You have been told
of the first occasion on which they were sent up to the Doctor, and the
remembrance of it was so pleasant that they had much less fear of him than
most boys of their standing had. "It's all his look," Tom used to say to
East, "that frightens fellows. Don't you remember, he never said anything
to us my first half-year for being an hour late for locking-up?"</p>
<p>The next time that Tom came before him, however, the interview was of a
very different kind. It happened just about the time at which we have now
arrived, and was the first of a series of scrapes into which our hero
managed now to tumble.</p>
<p>The river Avon at Rugby is a slow and not very clear stream, in which
chub, dace, roach, and other coarse fish are (or were) plentiful enough,
together with a fair sprinkling of small jack, but no fish worth sixpence
either for sport or food. It is, however, a capital river for bathing, as
it has many nice small pools and several good reaches for swimming, all
within about a mile of one another, and at an easy twenty minutes' walk
from the school. This mile of water is rented, or used to be rented, for
bathing purposes by the trustees of the School, for the boys. The footpath
to Brownsover crosses the river by "the Planks," a curious old
single-plank bridge running for fifty or sixty yards into the flat meadows
on each side of the river—for in the winter there are frequent
floods. Above the Planks were the bathing-places for the smaller boys—Sleath's,
the first bathing-place, where all new boys had to begin, until they had
proved to the bathing men (three steady individuals, who were paid to
attend daily through the summer to prevent accidents) that they could swim
pretty decently, when they were allowed to go on to Anstey's, about one
hundred and fifty yards below. Here there was a hole about six feet deep
and twelve feet across, over which the puffing urchins struggled to the
opposite side, and thought no small beer of themselves for having been out
of their depths. Below the Planks came larger and deeper holes, the first
of which was Wratislaw's, and the last Swift's, a famous hole, ten or
twelve feet deep in parts, and thirty yards across, from which there was a
fine swimming reach right down to the mill. Swift's was reserved for the
sixth and fifth forms, and had a spring board and two sets of steps: the
others had one set of steps each, and were used indifferently by all the
lower boys, though each house addicted itself more to one hole than to
another. The School-house at this time affected Wratislaw's hole, and Tom
and East, who had learnt to swim like fishes, were to be found there as
regular as the clock through the summer, always twice, and often three
times a day.</p>
<p>Now the boys either had, or fancied they had, a right also to fish at
their pleasure over the whole of this part of the river, and would not
understand that the right (if any) only extended to the Rugby side. As
ill-luck would have it, the gentleman who owned the opposite bank, after
allowing it for some time without interference, had ordered his keepers
not to let the boys fish on his side—the consequence of which had
been that there had been first wranglings and then fights between the
keepers and boys; and so keen had the quarrel become that the landlord and
his keepers, after a ducking had been inflicted on one of the latter, and
a fierce fight ensued thereon, had been up to the great school at
calling-over to identify the delinquents, and it was all the Doctor
himself and five or six masters could do to keep the peace. Not even his
authority could prevent the hissing; and so strong was the feeling that
the four prepostors of the week walked up the school with their canes,
shouting "S-s-s-s-i-lenc-c-c-c-e" at the top of their voices. However, the
chief offenders for the time were flogged and kept in bounds; but the
victorious party had brought a nice hornet's nest about their ears. The
landlord was hissed at the School-gates as he rode past, and when he
charged his horse at the mob of boys, and tried to thrash them with his
whip, was driven back by cricket-bats and wickets, and pursued with
pebbles and fives balls; while the wretched keepers' lives were a burden
to them, from having to watch the waters so closely.</p>
<p>The School-house boys of Tom's standing, one and all, as a protest against
this tyranny and cutting short of their lawful amusements, took to fishing
in all ways, and especially by means of night-lines. The little
tacklemaker at the bottom of the town would soon have made his fortune had
the rage lasted, and several of the barbers began to lay in
fishing-tackle. The boys had this great advantage over their enemies, that
they spent a large portion of the day in nature's garb by the river-side,
and so, when tired of swimming, would get out on the other side and fish,
or set night-lines, till the keepers hove in sight, and then plunge in and
swim back and mix with the other bathers, and the keepers were too wise to
follow across the stream.</p>
<p>While things were in this state, one day Tom and three or four others were
bathing at Wratislaw's, and had, as a matter of course, been taking up and
re-setting night-lines. They had all left the water, and were sitting or
standing about at their toilets, in all costumes, from a shirt upwards,
when they were aware of a man in a velveteen shooting-coat approaching
from the other side. He was a new keeper, so they didn't recognize or
notice him, till he pulled up right opposite, and began:</p>
<p>"I see'd some of you young gentlemen over this side a-fishing just now."</p>
<p>"Hullo! who are you? What business is that of yours, old Velveteens?"</p>
<p>"I'm the new under-keeper, and master's told me to keep a sharp lookout on
all o' you young chaps. And I tells 'ee I means business, and you'd better
keep on your own side, or we shall fall out."</p>
<p>"Well, that's right, Velveteens; speak out, and let's know your mind at
once."</p>
<p>"Look here, old boy," cried East, holding up a miserable, coarse fish or
two and a small jack; "would you like to smell 'em and see which bank they
lived under?"</p>
<p>"I'll give you a bit of advice, keeper," shouted Tom, who was sitting in
his shirt paddling with his feet in the river: "you'd better go down there
to Swift's, where the big boys are; they're beggars at setting lines,
and'll put you up to a wrinkle or two for catching the five-pounders." Tom
was nearest to the keeper, and that officer, who was getting angry at the
chaff, fixed his eyes on our hero, as if to take a note of him for future
use. Tom returned his gaze with a steady stare, and then broke into a
laugh, and struck into the middle of a favourite School-house song,—</p>
<p>"As I and my companions<br/>
Were setting of a snare<br/>
The gamekeeper was watching us;<br/>
For him we did not care:<br/>
For we can wrestle and fight, my boys,<br/>
And jump out anywhere.<br/>
For it's my delight of a likely night,<br/>
In the season of the year."<br/></p>
<p>The chorus was taken up by the other boys with shouts of laughter, and the
keeper turned away with a grunt, but evidently bent on mischief. The boys
thought no more of the matter.</p>
<p>But now came on the May-fly season; the soft, hazy summer weather lay
sleepily along the rich meadows by Avon side, and the green and gray flies
flickered with their graceful, lazy up-and-down flight over the reeds and
the water and the meadows, in myriads upon myriads. The May-flies must
surely be the lotus-eaters of the ephemerae—the happiest, laziest,
carelessest fly that dances and dreams out his few hours of sunshiny life
by English rivers.</p>
<p>Every little pitiful, coarse fish in the Avon was on the alert for the
flies, and gorging his wretched carcass with hundreds daily, the
gluttonous rogues! and every lover of the gentle craft was out to avenge
the poor May-flies.</p>
<p>So one fine Thursday afternoon, Tom, having borrowed East's new rod,
started by himself to the river. He fished for some time with small
success—not a fish would rise at him; but as he prowled along the
bank, he was presently aware of mighty ones feeding in a pool on the
opposite side, under the shade of a huge willow-tree. The stream was deep
here, but some fifty yards below was a shallow, for which he made off
hot-foot; and forgetting landlords, keepers, solemn prohibitions of the
Doctor, and everything else, pulled up his trousers, plunged across, and
in three minutes was creeping along on all fours towards the clump of
willows.</p>
<p>It isn't often that great chub, or any other coarse fish, are in earnest
about anything; but just then they were thoroughly bent on feeding, and in
half an hour Master Tom had deposited three thumping fellows at the foot
of the giant willow. As he was baiting for a fourth pounder, and just
going to throw in again, he became aware of a man coming up the bank not
one hundred yards off. Another look told him that it was the under-keeper.
Could he reach the shallow before him? No, not carrying his rod. Nothing
for it but the tree. So Tom laid his bones to it, shinning up as fast as
he could, and dragging up his rod after him. He had just time to reach and
crouch along upon a huge branch some ten feet up, which stretched out over
the river, when the keeper arrived at the clump. Tom's heart beat fast as
he came under the tree; two steps more and he would have passed, when, as
ill-luck would have it, the gleam on the scales of the dead fish caught
his eye, and he made a dead point at the foot of the tree. He picked up
the fish one by one; his eye and touch told him that they had been alive
and feeding within the hour. Tom crouched lower along the branch, and
heard the keeper beating the clump. "If I could only get the rod hidden,"
thought he, and began gently shifting it to get it alongside of him;
"willowtrees don't throw out straight hickory shoots twelve feet long,
with no leaves, worse luck." Alas! the keeper catches the rustle, and then
a sight of the rod, and then of Tom's hand and arm.</p>
<p>"Oh, be up ther', be 'ee?" says he, running under the tree. "Now you come
down this minute."</p>
<p>"Tree'd at last," thinks Tom, making no answer, and keeping as close as
possible, but working away at the rod, which he takes to pieces. "I'm in
for it, unless I can starve him out." And then he begins to meditate
getting along the branch for a plunge, and scramble to the other side; but
the small branches are so thick, and the opposite bank so difficult, that
the keeper will have lots of time to get round by the ford before he can
get out, so he gives that up. And now he hears the keeper beginning to
scramble up the trunk. That will never do; so he scrambles himself back to
where his branch joins the trunk; and stands with lifted rod.</p>
<p>"Hullo, Velveteens; mind your fingers if you come any higher."</p>
<p>The keeper stops and looks up, and then with a grin says, "Oh! be you, be
it, young measter? Well, here's luck. Now I tells 'ee to come down at
once, and 't'll be best for 'ee."</p>
<p>"Thank 'ee, Velveteens; I'm very comfortable," said Tom, shortening the
rod in his hand, and preparing for battle.</p>
<p>"Werry well; please yourself," says the keeper, descending, however, to
the ground again, and taking his seat on the bank. "I bean't in no hurry,
so you may take your time. I'll l'arn 'ee to gee honest folk names afore
I've done with 'ee."</p>
<p>"My luck as usual," thinks Tom; "what a fool I was to give him a black! If
I'd called him 'keeper,' now, I might get off. The return match is all his
way."</p>
<p>The keeper quietly proceeded to take out his pipe, fill, and light it,
keeping an eye on Tom, who now sat disconsolately across the branch,
looking at keeper—a pitiful sight for men and fishes. The more he
thought of it the less he liked it. "It must be getting near second
calling-over," thinks he. Keeper smokes on stolidly. "If he takes me up, I
shall be flogged safe enough. I can't sit here all night. Wonder if he'll
rise at silver."</p>
<p>"I say, keeper," said he meekly, "let me go for two bob?"</p>
<p>"Not for twenty neither," grunts his persecutor.</p>
<p>And so they sat on till long past second calling-over, and the sun came
slanting in through the willow-branches, and telling of locking-up near at
hand.</p>
<p>"I'm coming down, keeper," said Tom at last, with a sigh, fairly tired
out. "Now what are you going to do?"</p>
<p>"Walk 'ee up to School, and give 'ee over to the Doctor; them's my
orders," says Velveteens, knocking the ashes out of his fourth pipe, and
standing up and shaking himself.</p>
<p>"Very good," said Tom; "but hands off, you know. I'll go with you quietly,
so no collaring or that sort of thing."</p>
<p>Keeper looked at him a minute. "Werry good," said he at last. And so Tom
descended, and wended his way drearily by the side of the keeper, up to
the Schoolhouse, where they arrived just at locking-up. As they passed the
School-gates, the Tadpole and several others who were standing there
caught the state of things, and rushed out, crying, "Rescue!" But Tom
shook his head; so they only followed to the Doctor's gate, and went back
sorely puzzled.</p>
<p>How changed and stern the Doctor seemed from the last time that Tom was up
there, as the keeper told the story, not omitting to state how Tom had
called him blackguard names. "Indeed, sir," broke in the culprit, "it was
only Velveteens." The Doctor only asked one question.</p>
<p>"You know the rule about the banks, Brown?"</p>
<p>"Yes, sir."</p>
<p>"Then wait for me to-morrow, after first lesson."</p>
<p>"I thought so," muttered Tom.</p>
<p>"And about the rod, sir?" went on the keeper. "Master's told we as we
might have all the rods—"</p>
<p>"Oh, please, sir," broke in Tom, "the rod isn't mine."</p>
<p>The Doctor looked puzzled; but the keeper, who was a good-hearted fellow,
and melted at Tom's evident distress, gave up his claim. Tom was flogged
next morning, and a few days afterwards met Velveteens, and presented him
with half a crown for giving up the rod claim, and they became sworn
friends; and I regret to say that Tom had many more fish from under the
willow that May-fly season, and was never caught again by Velveteens.</p>
<p>It wasn't three weeks before Tom, and now East by his side, were again in
the awful presence. This time, however, the Doctor was not so terrible. A
few days before, they had been fagged at fives to fetch the balls that
went off the court. While standing watching the game, they saw five or six
nearly new balls hit on the top of the School. "I say, Tom," said East,
when they were dismissed, "couldn't we get those balls somehow?"</p>
<p>"Let's try, anyhow."</p>
<p>So they reconnoitred the walls carefully, borrowed a coal-hammer from old
Stumps, bought some big nails, and after one or two attempts, scaled the
Schools, and possessed themselves of huge quantities of fives balls. The
place pleased them so much that they spent all their spare time there,
scratching and cutting their names on the top of every tower; and at last,
having exhausted all other places, finished up with inscribing H.EAST,
T.BROWN, on the minute-hand of the great clock; in the doing of which they
held the minute-hand, and disturbed the clock's economy. So next morning,
when masters and boys came trooping down to prayers, and entered the
quadrangle, the injured minute-hand was indicating three minutes to the
hour. They all pulled up, and took their time. When the hour struck, doors
were closed, and half the school late. Thomas being set to make inquiry,
discovers their names on the minute-hand, and reports accordingly; and
they are sent for, a knot of their friends making derisive and pantomimic
allusions to what their fate will be as they walk off.</p>
<p>But the Doctor, after hearing their story, doesn't make much of it, and
only gives them thirty lines of Homer to learn by heart, and a lecture on
the likelihood of such exploits ending in broken bones.</p>
<p>Alas! almost the next day was one of the great fairs in the town; and as
several rows and other disagreeable accidents had of late taken place on
these occasions, the Doctor gives out, after prayers in the morning, that
no boy is to go down into the town. Wherefore East and Tom, for no earthly
pleasure except that of doing what they are told not to do, start away,
after second lesson, and making a short circuit through the fields, strike
a back lane which leads into the town, go down it, and run plump upon one
of the masters as they emerge into the High Street. The master in
question, though a very clever, is not a righteous man. He has already
caught several of his own pupils, and gives them lines to learn, while he
sends East and Tom, who are not his pupils, up to the Doctor, who, on
learning that they had been at prayers in the morning, flogs them soundly.</p>
<p>The flogging did them no good at the time, for the injustice of their
captor was rankling in their minds; but it was just the end of the half,
and on the next evening but one Thomas knocks at their door, and says the
Doctor wants to see them. They look at one another in silent dismay. What
can it be now? Which of their countless wrong-doings can he have heard of
officially? However, it's no use delaying, so up they go to the study.
There they find the Doctor, not angry, but very graver. "He has sent for
them to speak to very seriously before they go home. They have each been
flogged several times in the half-year for direct and wilful breaches of
rules. This cannot go on. They are doing no good to themselves or others,
and now they are getting up in the School, and have influence. They seem
to think that rules are made capriciously, and for the pleasure of the
masters; but this is not so. They are made for the good of the whole
School, and must and shall be obeyed. Those who thoughtlessly or wilfully
break them will not be allowed to stay at the School. He should be sorry
if they had to leave, as the School might do them both much good, and
wishes them to think very seriously in the holidays over what he has said.
Good-night."</p>
<p>And so the two hurry off horribly scared; the idea of having to leave has
never crossed their minds, and is quite unbearable.</p>
<p>As they go out, they meet at the door old Holmes, a sturdy, cheery
prepostor of another house, who goes in to the Doctor; and they hear his
genial, hearty greeting of the newcomer, so different to their own
reception, as the door closes, and return to their study with heavy
hearts, and tremendous resolves to break no more rules.</p>
<p>Five minutes afterwards the master of their form—a late arrival and
a model young master—knocks at the Doctor's study-door. "Come in!"
And as he enters, the Doctor goes on, to Holmes—"You see, I do not
know anything of the case officially, and if I take any notice of it at
all, I must publicly expel the boy. I don't wish to do that, for I think
there is some good in him. There's nothing for it but a good sound
thrashing." He paused to shake hands with the master, which Holmes does
also, and then prepares to leave.</p>
<p>"I understand. Good-night, sir."</p>
<p>"Good-night, Holmes. And remember," added the Doctor, emphasizing the
words, "a good sound thrashing before the whole house."</p>
<p>The door closed on Holmes; and the Doctor, in answer to the puzzled look
of his lieutenant, explained shortly. "A gross case of bullying. Wharton,
the head of the house, is a very good fellow, but slight and weak, and
severe physical pain is the only way to deal with such a case; so I have
asked Holmes to take it up. He is very careful and trustworthy, and has
plenty of strength. I wish all the sixth had as much. We must have it
here, if we are to keep order at all."</p>
<p>Now I don't want any wiseacres to read this book, but if they should, of
course they will prick up their long ears, and howl, or rather bray, at
the above story. Very good—I don't object; but what I have to add
for you boys is this, that Holmes called a levy of his house after
breakfast next morning, made them a speech on the case of bullying in
question, and then gave the bully a "good sound thrashing;" and that years
afterwards, that boy sought out Holmes, and thanked him, saying it had
been the kindest act which had ever been done upon him, and the
turning-point in his character; and a very good fellow he became, and a
credit to his School.</p>
<p>After some other talk between them, the Doctor said, "I want to speak to
you about two boys in your form, East and Brown. I have just been speaking
to them. What do you think of them?"</p>
<p>"Well, they are not hard workers, and very thoughtless and full of
spirits; but I can't help liking them. I think they are sound, good
fellows at the bottom."</p>
<p>"I'm glad of it. I think so too: But they make me very uneasy. They are
taking the lead a good deal amongst the fags in my house, for they are
very active, bold fellows. I should be sorry to lose them, but I shan't
let them stay if I don't see them gaining character and manliness. In
another year they may do great harm to all the younger boys."</p>
<p>"Oh, I hope you won't send them away," pleaded their master.</p>
<p>"Not if I can help it. But now I never feel sure, after any half-holiday,
that I shan't have to flog one of them next morning, for some foolish,
thoughtless scrape. I quite dread seeing either of them."</p>
<p>They were both silent for a minute. Presently the Doctor began again:—</p>
<p>"They don't feel that they have any duty or work to do in the school, and
how is one to make them feel it?"</p>
<p>"I think if either of them had some little boy to take care of, it would
steady them. Brown is the most reckless of the two, I should say. East
wouldn't get into so many scrapes without him."</p>
<p>"Well," said the Doctor, with something like a sigh, "I'll think of it."
And they went on to talk of other subjects.</p>
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<h2> PART II. </h2>
<p>"I [hold] it truth, with him who sings,<br/>
To one clear harp in divers tones,<br/>
That men may rise on stepping-stones<br/>
Of their dead selves to higher things."<br/>
—TENNYSON.<br/></p>
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