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<h3>CHAPTER XXII</h3>
<h3>Lady Eustace Procures a Pony for the Use of Her Cousin<br/> </h3>
<p>Lady Eustace could make nothing of Miss Macnulty in the way of
sympathy, and could not bear her disappointment with patience. It was
hardly to be expected that she should do so. She paid a great deal
for Miss Macnulty. In a moment of rash generosity, and at a time when
she hardly knew what money meant, she had promised Miss Macnulty
seventy pounds for the first year, and seventy for the second, should
the arrangement last longer than a twelvemonth. The second year had
been now commenced, and Lady Eustace was beginning to think that
seventy pounds was a great deal of money when so very little was
given in return. Lady Linlithgow had paid her dependant no fixed
salary. And then there was the lady's "keep," and first-class
travelling when they went up and down to Scotland, and cab-fares in
London when it was desirable that Miss Macnulty should absent
herself. Lizzie, reckoning all up, and thinking that for so much her
friend ought to be ready to discuss Ianthe's soul, or any other
kindred subject, at a moment's warning, would become angry, and would
tell herself that she was being swindled out of her money. She knew
how necessary it was that she should have some companion at the
present emergency of her life, and therefore could not at once send
Miss Macnulty away; but she would sometimes become very cross, and
would tell poor Macnulty that she was—a fool. Upon the whole,
however, to be called a fool was less objectionable to Miss Macnulty
than were demands for sympathy which she did not know how to give.</p>
<p>Those first ten days of August went very slowly with Lady Eustace.
"Queen Mab" got itself poked away, and was heard of no more. But
there were other books. A huge box full of novels had come down, and
Miss Macnulty was a great devourer of novels. If Lady Eustace would
talk to her about the sorrows of the poorest heroine that ever saw
her lover murdered before her eyes, and then come to life again with
ten thousand pounds a year,—for a period of three weeks, or till
another heroine, who had herself been murdered, obliterated the
former horrors from her plastic mind,—Miss Macnulty could discuss
the catastrophe with the keenest interest. And Lizzie, finding
herself to be, as she told herself, unstrung, fell also into
novel-reading. She had intended during this vacant time to master the
"Faery Queen;" but the "Faery Queen" fared even worse than "Queen
Mab;"—and the studies of Portray Castle were confined to novels. For
poor Macnulty, if she could only be left alone, this was well enough.
To have her meals, and her daily walk, and her fill of novels, and to
be left alone, was all that she asked of the gods. But it was not so
with Lady Eustace. She asked much more than that, and was now
thoroughly discontented with her own idleness. She was sure that she
could have read Spenser from sunrise to sundown, with no other break
than an hour or two given to Shelley,—if only there had been some
one to sympathise with her in her readings. But there was no one, and
she was very cross. Then there came a letter to her from her
cousin,—which for that morning brought some life back to the castle.
"I have seen Lord Fawn," said the letter, "and I have also seen Mr.
Camperdown. As it would be very hard to explain what took place at
these interviews by letter, and as I shall be at Portray Castle on
the 20th,—I will not make the attempt. We shall go down by the night
train, and I will get over to you as soon as I have dressed and had
my breakfast. I suppose I can find some kind of a pony for the
journey. The 'we' consists of myself and my friend, Mr. Herriot,—a
man whom I think you will like, if you will condescend to see him,
though he is a barrister like myself. You need express no immediate
condescension in his favour, as I shall of course come over alone on
Wednesday morning. Yours always affectionately, F. G."</p>
<p>The letter she received on the Sunday morning, and as the Wednesday
named for Frank's coming was the next Wednesday, and was close at
hand, she was in rather a better humour than she had displayed since
the poets had failed her. "What a blessing it will be," she said, "to
have somebody to speak to!"</p>
<p>This was not complimentary, but Miss Macnulty did not want
compliments. "Yes, indeed," she said. "Of course you will be glad to
see your cousin."</p>
<p>"I shall be glad to see anything in the shape of a man. I declare
that I have felt almost inclined to ask the minister from Craigie to
elope with me."</p>
<p>"He has got seven children," said Miss Macnulty.</p>
<p>"Yes, poor man, and a wife, and not more than enough to live upon. I
daresay he would have come. By-the-bye, I wonder whether there's a
pony about the place."</p>
<p>"A pony!" Miss Macnulty of course supposed that it was needed for the
purpose of the suggested elopement.</p>
<p>"Yes;—I suppose you know what a pony is? Of course there ought to be
a shooting pony at the cottage for these men. My poor head has so
many things to work upon that I had forgotten it; and you're never
any good at thinking of things."</p>
<p>"I didn't know that gentlemen wanted ponies for shooting."</p>
<p>"I wonder what you do know? Of course there must be a pony."</p>
<p>"I suppose you'll want two?"</p>
<p>"No, I sha'n't. You don't suppose that men always go riding about.
But I want one. What had I better do?" Miss Macnulty suggested that
Gowran should be consulted. Now, Gowran was the steward and bailiff
and manager and factotum about the place, who bought a cow or sold
one if occasion required, and saw that nobody stole anything, and who
knew the boundaries of the farms, and all about the tenants, and
looked after the pipes when frost came, and was an honest,
domineering, hard-working, intelligent Scotchman, who had been
brought up to love the Eustaces, and who hated his present mistress
with all his heart. He did not leave her service, having an idea in
his mind that it was now the great duty of his life to save Portray
from her ravages. Lizzie fully returned the compliment of the hatred,
and was determined to rid herself of Andy Gowran's services as soon
as possible. He had been called Andy by the late Sir Florian, and,
though every one else about the place called him Mr. Gowran, Lady
Eustace thought it became her, as the man's mistress, to treat him as
he had been treated by the late master. So she called him Andy. But
she was resolved to get rid of him,—as soon as she should dare.
There were things which it was essential that somebody about the
place should know, and no one knew them but Mr. Gowran. Every servant
in the castle might rob her, were it not for the protection afforded
by Mr. Gowran. In that affair of the garden it was Mr. Gowran who had
enabled her to conquer the horticultural Leviathan who had oppressed
her, and who, in point of wages, had been a much bigger man than Mr.
Gowran himself. She trusted Mr. Gowran, and hated him,—whereas Mr.
Gowran hated her, and did not trust her. "I believe you think that
nothing can be done at Portray except by that man," said Lady
Eustace.</p>
<p>"He'll know how much you ought to pay for the pony."</p>
<p>"Yes,—and get some brute not fit for my cousin to ride, on purpose,
perhaps, to break his neck."</p>
<p>"Then I should ask Mr. Macallum, the postmaster of Troon, for I have
seen three or four very quiet-looking ponies standing in the carts at
his door."</p>
<p>"Macnulty, if there ever was an idiot you are one!" said Lady
Eustace, throwing up her hands. "To think that I should get a pony
for my cousin Frank out of one of the mail carts."</p>
<p>"I daresay I am an idiot," said Miss Macnulty, resuming her novel.</p>
<p>Lady Eustace was, of course, obliged to have recourse to Gowran, to
whom she applied on the Monday morning. Not even Lizzie Eustace, on
behalf of her cousin Frank, would have dared to disturb Mr. Gowran
with considerations respecting a pony on the Sabbath. On the Monday
morning she found Mr. Gowran superintending four boys and three old
women, who were making a bit of her ladyship's hay on the ground
above the castle. The ground about the castle was poor and exposed,
and her ladyship's hay was apt to be late. "Andy," she said, "I shall
want to get a pony for the gentlemen who are coming to the Cottage.
It must be there by Tuesday evening."</p>
<p>"A pownie, my leddie?"</p>
<p>"Yes;—a pony. I suppose a pony may be purchased in Ayrshire,—though
of all places in the world it seems to have the fewest of the
comforts of life."</p>
<p>"Them as find it like that, my leddie, needn't bide there."</p>
<p>"Never mind. You will have the kindness to have a pony purchased and
put into the stables of the Cottage on Tuesday afternoon. There are
stables, no doubt."</p>
<p>"Oh, ay,—there's shelter, nae doot, for mair pownies than they'll
ride. When the Cottage was biggit, my leddie, there was nae cause for
sparing nowt." Andy Gowran was continually throwing her comparative
poverty in poor Lizzie's teeth, and there was nothing he could do
which displeased her more.</p>
<p>"And I needn't spare my cousin the use of a pony," she said
grandiloquently, but feeling as she did so that she was exposing
herself before the man. "You'll have the goodness to procure one for
him on Tuesday."</p>
<p>"But there ain't aits nor yet fother, nor nowt for bedding down. And
wha's to tent the pownie? There's mair in keeping a pownie than your
leddyship thinks. It'll be a matter of auchteen and saxpence a
week,—will a pownie." Mr. Gowran, as he expressed his prudential
scruples, put a very strong emphasis indeed on the sixpence.</p>
<p>"Very well. Let it be so."</p>
<p>"And there'll be the beastie to buy, my leddie. He'll be a lump of
money, my leddie. Pownies ain't to be had for nowt in Ayrshire, as
was ance, my leddie."</p>
<p>"Of course I must pay for him."</p>
<p>"He'll be a matter of ten pound, my leddie."</p>
<p>"Very well."</p>
<p>"Or may be twal; just as likely." And Mr. Gowran shook his head at
his mistress in a most uncomfortable way. It was not surprising that
she should hate him.</p>
<p>"You must give the proper price,—of course."</p>
<p>"There ain't no proper prices for pownies,—as there is for jew'ls
and sich like." If this was intended for sarcasm upon Lady Eustace in
regard to her diamonds, Mr. Gowran ought to have been dismissed on
the spot. In such a case no English jury would have given him his
current wages. "And he'll be to sell again, my leddie?"</p>
<p>"We shall see about that afterwards."</p>
<p>"Ye'll never let him eat his head off there a' the winter! He'll be
to sell. And the gentles'll ride him, may be, ance across the
hillside, out and back. As to the grouse, they can't cotch them with
the pownie, for there ain't none to cotch." There had been two
keepers on the mountains,—men who were paid five or six shillings a
week to look after the game in addition to their other callings, and
one of these had been sent away, actually in obedience to Gowran's
advice;—so that this blow was cruel and unmanly. He made it, too, as
severe as he could by another shake of his head.</p>
<p>"Do you mean to tell me that my cousin cannot be supplied with an
animal to ride upon?"</p>
<p>"My leddie, I've said nowt o' the kind. There ain't no useful animal
as I kens the name and nature of as he can't have in Ayrshire,—for
paying for it, my leddie;—horse, pownie, or ass, just whichever you
please, my leddie. But there'll be a <span class="nowrap">
seddle—"</span></p>
<p>"A what?"</p>
<p>There can be no doubt that Gowran purposely slurred the word so that
his mistress should not understand him. "Seddles don't come for nowt,
my leddie, though it be Ayrshire."</p>
<p>"I don't understand what it is that you say, Andy."</p>
<p>"A seddle, my leddie,"—said he, shouting the word at her at the top
of his voice,—"and a briddle. I suppose as your leddyship's cousin
don't ride bare-back up in Lunnon?"</p>
<p>"Of course there must be the necessary horse-furniture," said Lady
Eustace, retiring to the castle. Andy Gowran had certainly ill-used
her, and she swore that she would have revenge. Nor when she was
informed on the Tuesday that an adequate pony had been hired for
eighteen pence a day, saddle, bridle, groom, and all included, was
her heart at all softened towards Mr. Gowran.</p>
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