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<h2> CONCLUSION </h2>
<p><i>It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie<br/>
thinks he is the best judge of one.</i> —Pudd'nhead Wilson's<br/>
Calendar<br/>
<br/>
<i>OCTOBER 12, THE DISCOVERY. It was wonderful to find<br/>
America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.</i><br/>
—Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar<br/></p>
<p>The town sat up all night to discuss the amazing events of the day and
swap guesses as to when Tom's trial would begin. Troop after troop of
citizens came to serenade Wilson, and require a speech, and shout
themselves hoarse over every sentence that fell from his lips—for
all his sentences were golden, now, all were marvelous. His long fight
against hard luck and prejudice was ended; he was a made man for good. And
as each of these roaring gangs of enthusiasts marched away, some
remorseful member of it was quite sure to raise his voice and say:</p>
<p>"And this is the man the likes of us have called a pudd'nhead for more
than twenty years. He has resigned from that position, friends."</p>
<p>"Yes, but it isn't vacant—we're elected."</p>
<p>The twins were heroes of romance, now, and with rehabilitated reputations.
But they were weary of Western adventure, and straightway retired to
Europe.</p>
<p>Roxy's heart was broken. The young fellow upon whom she had inflicted
twenty-three years of slavery continued the false heir's pension of
thirty-five dollars a month to her, but her hurts were too deep for money
to heal; the spirit in her eye was quenched, her martial bearing departed
with it, and the voice of her laughter ceased in the land. In her church
and its affairs she found her only solace.</p>
<p>The real heir suddenly found himself rich and free, but in a most
embarrassing situation. He could neither read nor write, and his speech
was the basest dialect of the Negro quarter. His gait, his attitudes, his
gestures, his bearing, his laugh—all were vulgar and uncouth; his
manners were the manners of a slave. Money and fine clothes could not mend
these defects or cover them up; they only made them more glaring and the
more pathetic. The poor fellow could not endure the terrors of the white
man's parlor, and felt at home and at peace nowhere but in the kitchen.
The family pew was a misery to him, yet he could nevermore enter into the
solacing refuge of the "nigger gallery"—that was closed to him for
good and all. But we cannot follow his curious fate further—that
would be a long story.</p>
<p>The false heir made a full confession and was sentenced to imprisonment
for life. But now a complication came up. The Percy Driscoll estate was in
such a crippled shape when its owner died that it could pay only sixty
percent of its great indebtedness, and was settled at that rate. But the
creditors came forward now, and complained that inasmuch as through an
error for which THEY were in no way to blame the false heir was not
inventoried at the time with the rest of the property, great wrong and
loss had thereby been inflicted upon them. They rightly claimed that "Tom"
was lawfully their property and had been so for eight years; that they had
already lost sufficiently in being deprived of his services during that
long period, and ought not to be required to add anything to that loss;
that if he had been delivered up to them in the first place, they would
have sold him and he could not have murdered Judge Driscoll; therefore it
was not that he had really committed the murder, the guilt lay with the
erroneous inventory. Everybody saw that there was reason in this.
Everybody granted that if "Tom" were white and free it would be
unquestionably right to punish him—it would be no loss to anybody;
but to shut up a valuable slave for life—that was quite another
matter.</p>
<p>As soon as the Governor understood the case, he pardoned Tom at once, and
the creditors sold him down the river.</p>
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